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September 22, 2025 6 mins

Today’s Phone Tap victim is on leave from his landscaping job after an injury, but not to worry! We have a temp fill-in for him that will only mildly ruin his day!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning time for your
phone tap. And today we call a guy who loves
his jobs. It loves it because he's a groundskeeper for
a cluster of Little League fields where he's in charge
of the grass, drawing, the chalk lines, everything. But he
takes a lot of pride in his work. So recently,

(00:21):
when he heard his leg and had to take a
few weeks off, he was nervous that they hired a
temporary replacement who could screw it all up. Well, good news,
I know his replacement and he is absolutely going to
screw it up because his name is Stoner Max. He's
in your phone tap right now.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Hello, Hello, who is this?

Speaker 1 (00:52):
My name is Max?

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Is your name Blaine? What is this called? Concerns? I'm
the guy who's filling in for you for the lawnmower
position at the like the Little League field or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh okay, yeah, you're the person who's filling in for
me taking care of the landscaping duties.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well, look, I know I'm supposed to like escape the land,
but what exactly does that mean?

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Look, you only have three tasks.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
You need to mow the lawn, okay, and then you
need to lay down shock. Wait, okay, but can I
stop mowing the lawn part? Do I have to do
the whole thing? We're gonna need to mow the entire area.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Every area that looks like it has been mowed previously.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
You need to mow it again. But what about the
dirt parts, because like at the end, there was like
dirt by the wall. You don't go by that part
at all. That is the warning track? Warning for what
am I in danger?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
No, oh, have.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
You ever played baseball at all? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
I played baseball on the Wii and then I lost
the controller. So wow, dude, you're the guy they hired
to take my place. Yeah, but like I have a
super Smash Brothers turning at like four o'clock today. So
how long do you think this is gonna take? I mean,

(02:28):
I've never timed it, but it should take less than
two hours. Two hours?

Speaker 1 (02:32):
Whoa shouldn't take that long. It's very straightforward.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Mow the grass, retrace the shalka.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
And then the very last pat it's collected trash.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Uh? Is it those white things I see on the dirt? No?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, they should be green basketball.

Speaker 2 (02:49):
No, you're confused. These are white bags that are in
the middle of the dirt. You are talking about the
basic Oh, they look like little ground marshmallow. The kids
show up at two p m. Oh, they're going to
take the field. Could you just like tell them to
come later? Like, we cannot do that. Everyone has agreed

(03:13):
that too is the time to show up and that
when they show up at too the field will be
most Okay, Look, I can like super speed this up.
I just need to take it. Highly suggests that I
just need to take a sip but my energy drink
and then it'll give me energy some horn. What you doing?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
What aren't you doing?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
What's that? What you think that sound?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
What?

Speaker 2 (03:45):
No, that was my energy drink. Man, that does not
sound like an energy drink. I know they're called five hours,
but this is going to lead to at least an
eight hour.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Here, man, lose my job.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
It's gonna be cool, dude, Like, once I finish my popcorn,
you couldn't be eating popcorn.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You should be working.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Excuse me, pardon Blaine, but there's actually a snack bar
filled with popcorn all location. Well, I'm a kid at heart,
So you smoked yourself, stupid. What is going on over there?
It's chill, Bro. The door was locked, so I just
ninjed my way onto the roof. Now I can't find

(04:29):
the emergency hatch to get in. Do not move, I'm
coming down there right now. I'm getting my clutches. Don't move,
don't touch anything, don't do anything else there. Okay, I'll
just be here with your roommate Dan, and we're just
gonna eat popcorn and like wait for you to show up.
What do you mean Dan doesn't work there? Yeah. Dan's

(04:51):
the man bro. He works for me on Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. Because God, are.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
You getting high again?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
No, brother, this is actually Jose from the radio show
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone
tap on you. What. Yeah, I'm not the landscaper man.
This is actually Jose from the radio show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone tap on you.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Joe. Your friend Dan set you up.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
He said, you have.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
A cast on your leg and you're stuck in your
room all day and you just wanted to cheer you up.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Man.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
He says, you're pretty bummed out right now.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I was like, who is this?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
God? Burnout that they got to replace me. This is
not gonna work. Hey, you sound pretty stressed, like I
have some energy drinks that could maybe make you feel
more relaxed.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Do you just have that as a sound effect on you.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
I'm not gonna tell you, because you actually made the
week up.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,
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