Phone Tap: Sweating For Smoothies

Today’s Phone Tap victim gets a smoothie every single day, so we’re calling her from the shop to let her know today’s order might take a little longer to arrive because of… complications…

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today is prank a coworker day. So Jose that coffee
you drank earlier, Oh no, you'll find out what it was,
and probably just a couple of minutes.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Cubs, he's already in the bathroom. Yeah, the constantly.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
Look, I only bring it up because one of our
listeners reached out to us asking us to prank.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Her co worker. Okay, every day.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
Buys a smoothie from a certain smoothie shop near their office,
and we're going to reach out to her and let
her know today's order. It's going to take a little
bit longer than normal, okay, but it's for a great reason,
not even good.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Great down hear it in your brand new phone? Tap
right now?

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Hello, dude, dude, you gotta go faster, man, it's not
fast enough.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, pick it up.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Hello, Hi, Sorry, this is Henry from City Smoothie.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Is this Suzanne, Yes, it is.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
You placed an order with us about twenty minutes ago
for a banana strawberry blast with an immunity boost.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Yeah, okay, perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
I just need to let you know it is going
to take a little bit longer than we thought.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
We do apologize.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah, that's fine. Okay, what's the sound. Are you guys
like under construction or something. What's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh no, we're just busy making our smoothies by hand?

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Uh making them? What do you mean by hand?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Well, technically by foot actually today? What the groaning is distracting?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Kevin? Can you keep that down? I mean, keep running,
let's just be quiet. There you go. I'm sorry about that. Man.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, what's going on? What do you mean by foot?
This is not normal?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
What are you talking about? Ol?

Speaker 1 (01:48):
So I probably should explain you know how we're popular
for our green smoothies. Yeah, well, we wanted to go
green with the entire company and stop using regular electricity altogether.
And that's why we've hooked up all the smoothie machines
to Kevin's treadmill.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Yeah, to a treadmill.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Wait, yeah, he's running on it.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
So he's powering the smoothie machines, or at least he's trying.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Not doing a very good job. Kevin gott to pick
it up, buddy.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
So wait, you're telling me that you're not using like electricity,
Like your blenders are not plugged into the wall.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, completely off the grid.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're actually making this dude run on a treadmill.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well yeah, I mean sort of. I'm not making him
do it, though he wants to do this. He volunteered.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Is not even safe. I mean, it's just like legal.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
You know what.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Those are great questions. I don't really have the answer
to those right now, but maybe i'll go look them
up after my shift's over.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Maybe you should have looked that up before you started
making him run on a treadmill to mix your.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Again again, sorry to correct you, keep correcting you on this,
but I'm not making him do this.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
He's happy to do it.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
It doesn't sound like he's happy to do it.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
He wants to do it to save the earth.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
You hear that. He's going so green right now.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
He's not even wearing underwear.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
It's chasing, but you're dedicated. I appreciate him.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
Definitely. Not up to restaurant standards.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I can tell you that, Well, we're not really a restaurant.
We're just a smoothie shop.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
You know, you're serving food and are you serious?

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It's blended up food though, so I don't know if
that turns. I don't anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
By the looks of what's in your blender right now,
I would say yours is going to be ready in
about two hours or so.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Two hours. No, that's not okay. I thought you just
in a few minutes finish light.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
What I'm gonna do is, I'm just gonna put you
on speaker here and you can yell at him and
try to motivate him. Tell him that you want your
smoothie to be made faster.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm absolutely not going to do that.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
No, it's okay, don't know. I really I really need
you to motivate me. You guys, he wants to be motivated.
That's not motivated. Just tell him that you want your
smoothie now.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
No, I want him to be Okay, you did, there
you go.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
I can't. I can't do that, Kevin. I'm sorry. Why
do you stop? The orders aren't complete yet. I don't
feel you don't get you don't get a break for
another two hours, Kevin, Come on, now.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
Maybe you should call somebody to see about him.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
We can do that when his two hour break is
coming up. There we go, get your back. Okay. I'm
sorry about that, Susanne.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
So I put it on hill climber mode.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
That's how you know the smoothies are being blended. Better.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
This is this is crazy and I'm posting this. This
is going to go all over social media.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Just s y, I oh good, it's going to go
on to all of our social media too.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Be sut down.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
No, it's we're going to be putting it.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
On our radio station social media when we post this
prank phone call. You're what my name is jeff from
Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning And.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
My god, are you kidding me? Here was like killing
this guy in the background.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Can we wrote this? Even fake running?

Speaker 3 (05:22):
Is really the weeke up? Every morning was phone taps
weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.