Phone Tap: Timid Benjamin's Missing Underwear

Today’s Phone Tap victim had a repair guy come over to fix an appliance recently, but what he doesn’t know is that repair guy left some unmentionables behind and we’re calling to get them back!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Today, we call a guy who recently hired people to
come out and fix his dryer. To his knowledge, it
was just a routine house call. Some repair guys came in, well,
he left for work, They finished up, and we're out
an hour later. But he's about to learn maybe there
was more to that story and some other things happened
in the house that he's gonna wish he never knew about.

(00:22):
It's your phone's happening right now.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Hello, Hi, I'm calling from home repair this Josh.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, I think you guys came a few days ago
fixed my dryer.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
I don't know if you remember me. My name is Benjamin.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm sorry, I don't don't remember you. Sorry about that,
but yeah, what's up?

Speaker 4 (00:55):
So that's what my dad says. So I need to
get back into your place please for just a few minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
You need to come back into my place. Did you
leave something behind? I don't think I saw anything.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I would rather not say, but do you have a
spare key outside? Perhaps because I'm right.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Here, you won't tell me what you left behind, and
you just want to come into my house.

Speaker 4 (01:21):
No, it's just this is a very bonehead move.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Look, I I'm I'm pretty uh forgiving person, So you
can be honest with me.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Okay, So, uh, I sort of left my undies in
your freezer.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
You left you left underwear in my freezer. Yes, I
just I don't even I didn't even know you were
removing clothes in my house. That's insane. I don't know
why you would do that.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
If you would hear me out, please because after the
fix of your dryer, I had to tell stick.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Okay, so you have to test the dryer. That makes sense.
So what do you do? You just take your pants
off and yes, in my house and without letting me
know if I could.

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Have excuse me, I'm trying to answer you. I wanted
to freeze the underwear to see if the dryer would
heat them up quickly.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
And this is the underwear you were wearing on your person.
It's not like a different hair you had. Oh my god,
that's it happened. And I do apologize, you know, Can
I talk to your boss? This is out of line,
This is a little ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Hold on, Since I was waiting for my underwear to freeze,
I went into your dresser to try on a pair
of yours.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
You're trying on my underwear. Is that what you're saying.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I noticed that you have a box of briefs.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Oh my god, don't.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
Normally wear those types of underwear.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Why don't you just stop talking because everything that comes
out of your mouth, you're just making this worse. You're
trying on my underwear in my house in.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
A faint Yes. After I put them on, I was like, oh, the.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Way you just you stole my clothes. Is that what
you're saying? You stole my underwear?

Speaker 4 (03:08):
I must say that the crotch area was was smaller
than what.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
I'm using to No, you know what, don't even don't
even start with that.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
All right, an extra small down there.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Listen, my friend, you are about to be so fired. Okay,
if you don't transfer to your boss right now, then
I'm just gonna go get the number from the service
and call them back and figure this out. Because are
you mad?

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Are you mad? Because I'm mad?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Mad? I would say, I'm curious.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Because I am because I'm bigger than you.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Don't excuse me, because why don't you come back over you?
You know what, As a matter of fact, I'll leave
the back door open. You wanted to come on into
my house? W's you come back over?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
You're a back door guy.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, I see what you're saying. I
don't think you're in a place to be laughing, my friend.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
I'm very flattered, but I don't swing that thing.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
You think this is funny, you sound I'm like a small,
little like preacher that lives under a bridge.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Well, your girlfriend, Christina thinks it's funny because she's.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
That's my wife. Paul.

Speaker 4 (04:10):
Wow, you locked it down. Huh. Good for you with
the tiny downstairs you.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
You are in no place to be talking big game,
my friend, with your small, little, weak little voice there
and your terrible customer service.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
I'm in a good place to tell you that this
is a phone call. And Christina set you up.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
It's the best part kidding me.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Oh my, you's got punk so hard?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
What oh my, oh my god, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
You're on the radio right now with Brooke and Jeffrey
in the morning. My name is jeff Oh my, this
is a phone tap.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I'm gonna have to have some words with Christina. My god.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
She told us to She told us that she loves
to see you get riled up, and she thought that
the repair would be the perfect way to get you.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh, she knows, she knows. I love to get into
it with guys who have bigger underwear.

Speaker 4 (05:11):
Than you are.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Ah, ral right, alright, jeez.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
The wake up every morning was Foom tabs weekday mornings
on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning