July 3, 2025 • 5 mins
Today’s Phone Tap victim doesn’t know anyone in the neighborhood she’s moving to, so we’re introducing her to her first new friend: Trudy De Nudie, the world’s first and only nudist realtor.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Buying a home is a stressful, complicated process.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I've never heard that it was fun and easy.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I don't actually know, because I've never bought one. But
I did hear Brooke once yelling that her future vacation
villain believes didn't have temperature controlled wine cellars in it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh wow, I mean for your twenty seventh home, bro
That is, you want my cab to sit at sixty
five degrees in instead of fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It sounds difficult, for sure, but not as difficult as
what one of our listeners is about to go through
because she just moved to a new area, doesn't know
the market, and the only person that she is familiar
with is her husband. He's no help, though, because he
just set her up for a prank phone call with
a real estate agent who has a very unique sales style.
You're gonna find out what it is in your phone
(00:46):
tab right now.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Another mons On the twenties.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hello, Hello, Julia, Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
This is Trudy Danudy from Reality.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh? Just great? Thank you for asking and I just
calling to say welcome to town. First and foremost, thank
you so much.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, and thank you a big thank you for choosing
our brokerage. You know, the big boss assigned me to you.
And if you don't mind me asking, how did you
hear about us?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We were wandering the neighborhood and we saw your sign
and decided to give you a.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Call before I get to all the exciting houses for
sale that fit your budget.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's the exciting part of Yes, wait, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I do need to tell you that when we go
into these neighborhoods there will be people staring.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Wait what Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
They'll be looking.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Did you say staring?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah. One thing I do need to disclose to you
as your realtor is I'm a nudist.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Oh like you don't wear quotes?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yes, yes, I live nude, breathe, nude, work, nude, even
play beach Holliball minus the bikini.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
No, you don't really do that, do you.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah? It frees the mind, you know, and because of that,
I believe I'm one of the top realtors in the area. Yeah,
everyone in town has seen Trudy's booty.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So let me get this. You actually show clients' houses
nude in the nude like you're naked the whole time.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, you got it. Yeah, that's why I'm called Trudy
the Nudy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, I thought you were saying Trudy Danudy like it
was a good Italian name, like Danudy, Like you literally
mean the nudy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, I also legally changed it because it's just so catchy.
Everyone remembers it. So let's schedule some time to meet
and just find your dream home.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You know, I'm going to need to talk to my
husband first about this.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh I hear in your voice you're a little hesitant
because your hobby might get turned on.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
No, No, no, that's that's not it. That's not it
at all.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's okay, you don't need to explain. I've been there before,
and I'm gonna let you know I rarely hook up
with my clients, Oh, especially the married ones.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, so in my case that's never.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well, do each their own. I'm just wondering. You haven't
seen any negative reviews about me online? Have you?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No, I've not even seen any of that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, if you do read anything, I'll just have you
know that because of that, I have switched from cloth
seats to leather in the car, much less stains going on. Yeah,
I use a pledge wipe to keep it clean.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I actually think that's kind of gross, and that's not
the issue that I'm talking about here.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Listen, listen, if you're worried if we look at two
story houses when we go up the stairs, I'll always
let you lead the way. I promise what Trudy's booty
is not going to get in the way of finding
your forever home. Oh, I can promise you that.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm literally speechless. I don't know what to say to you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm sure you have a lot of questions bouncing around
in your head, and I will just tell you. One
of the most common ones I get is where do
I put my keys? Right? Please know I carry a
fanny pack. Don't be silly.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah again, I'm just gonna have to hold off and
talk to my husband. I'm feeling uncomfortable here.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You know, I understand some people aren't comfortable with their bodies. Yeah,
I totally get it. I used to be that way.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I got to talk to my husband of having a
nude real tur Like, that's not a thing I've heard of.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So I'm a little confused by that, Juliet, Because your
husband Todd specifically requested me Trudy the Nudy. So I
just am not really sure why you're pushing back so
much on this experience.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
He would not have booked us a nude houses in
the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh yeah, you're right, you know he did book a
prank phone call though. My name is aentually Broke from
the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We're doing a phonetup on you. Oh my god, no way, sorry,
I'm not Trudy the Nudy. I know you wanted me
to be.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I mean, I don't know. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I really hut on the second floor up those stairs
you were a little bit excited about.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh my god, know the visual
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Week up every morning was boone Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
Buying a home is a stressful, complicated process.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I've never heard that it was fun and easy.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
I don't actually know, because I've never bought one. But
I did hear Brooke once yelling that her future vacation
villain believes didn't have temperature controlled wine cellars in it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Oh wow, I mean for your twenty seventh home, bro
That is, you want my cab to sit at sixty
five degrees in instead of fifty nine.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It sounds difficult, for sure, but not as difficult as
what one of our listeners is about to go through
because she just moved to a new area, doesn't know
the market, and the only person that she is familiar
with is her husband. He's no help, though, because he
just set her up for a prank phone call with
a real estate agent who has a very unique sales style.
You're gonna find out what it is in your phone
(00:46):
tab right now.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Another mons On the twenties.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Hello, Hello, Julia, Hi.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
This is Trudy Danudy from Reality.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Oh Hi, how are you?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Oh? Just great? Thank you for asking and I just
calling to say welcome to town. First and foremost, thank
you so much.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yes, and thank you a big thank you for choosing
our brokerage. You know, the big boss assigned me to you.
And if you don't mind me asking, how did you
hear about us?
Speaker 3 (01:21):
We were wandering the neighborhood and we saw your sign
and decided to give you a.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Call before I get to all the exciting houses for
sale that fit your budget.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
That's the exciting part of Yes, wait, yes it is.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
I do need to tell you that when we go
into these neighborhoods there will be people staring.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Wait what Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
They'll be looking.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Did you say staring?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah. One thing I do need to disclose to you
as your realtor is I'm a nudist.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Oh like you don't wear quotes?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yes, yes, I live nude, breathe, nude, work, nude, even
play beach Holliball minus the bikini.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
No, you don't really do that, do you.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah? It frees the mind, you know, and because of that,
I believe I'm one of the top realtors in the area. Yeah,
everyone in town has seen Trudy's booty.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So let me get this. You actually show clients' houses
nude in the nude like you're naked the whole time.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, you got it. Yeah, that's why I'm called Trudy
the Nudy.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh, I thought you were saying Trudy Danudy like it
was a good Italian name, like Danudy, Like you literally
mean the nudy.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yes, I also legally changed it because it's just so catchy.
Everyone remembers it. So let's schedule some time to meet
and just find your dream home.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
You know, I'm going to need to talk to my
husband first about this.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh I hear in your voice you're a little hesitant
because your hobby might get turned on.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
No, No, no, that's that's not it. That's not it
at all.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
It's okay, you don't need to explain. I've been there before,
and I'm gonna let you know I rarely hook up
with my clients, Oh, especially the married ones.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, so in my case that's never.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Well, do each their own. I'm just wondering. You haven't
seen any negative reviews about me online? Have you?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
No, I've not even seen any of that.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Well, if you do read anything, I'll just have you
know that because of that, I have switched from cloth
seats to leather in the car, much less stains going on. Yeah,
I use a pledge wipe to keep it clean.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
I actually think that's kind of gross, and that's not
the issue that I'm talking about here.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Listen, listen, if you're worried if we look at two
story houses when we go up the stairs, I'll always
let you lead the way. I promise what Trudy's booty
is not going to get in the way of finding
your forever home. Oh, I can promise you that.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'm literally speechless. I don't know what to say to you.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
I'm sure you have a lot of questions bouncing around
in your head, and I will just tell you. One
of the most common ones I get is where do
I put my keys? Right? Please know I carry a
fanny pack. Don't be silly.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Yeah again, I'm just gonna have to hold off and
talk to my husband. I'm feeling uncomfortable here.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
You know, I understand some people aren't comfortable with their bodies. Yeah,
I totally get it. I used to be that way.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I got to talk to my husband of having a
nude real tur Like, that's not a thing I've heard of.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
So I'm a little confused by that, Juliet, Because your
husband Todd specifically requested me Trudy the Nudy. So I
just am not really sure why you're pushing back so
much on this experience.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
He would not have booked us a nude houses in
the neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Oh yeah, you're right, you know he did book a
prank phone call though. My name is aentually Broke from
the radio show Broke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
What are you talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
We're doing a phonetup on you. Oh my god, no way, sorry,
I'm not Trudy the Nudy. I know you wanted me
to be.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
I mean, I don't know. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
I really hut on the second floor up those stairs
you were a little bit excited about.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Oh my god, know the visual
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Week up every morning was boone Tabs weekday mornings on
the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning
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