Phone Tap: Vito & Vino Lost Your Blouse

Today we call a woman who was convinced by her friend to try a new dry cleaner and of course there was a problem. The good news is the manager was on top of it, the bad news? His name is Vito with his trusty assistant Vino!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
And in today's prank call, a woman was convinced by
her friend to try a new dry cleaner. She wasn't
happy with her old one, but she'd been using it
for almost a decade, so this was a lot for
her to try someplace new. Okay, creature, and let's just
say there was a problem.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Oh no, Luckily.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
The manager there is on top of it.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
His name is vetoh his trustee assistant is Veno, and
they're the two men use that term loosely that you
want helping you in a time of crisis. You're here
in your phone, tap right now, twy a.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
This is a Vito from Street dry Cleaners. How you doing? Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
I'm good?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Is this a miss Natalie?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Hey, how you doing?

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:56):
I already said.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
That I'm good? Can I help you? Did you drop
off a blouse the other day at a dry cleanings?

Speaker 1 (01:06):
I did? Is everything okay?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Well, unfortunately it does seem to have gone missing from
my opticals.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
What do you mean my blouse is missing?

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Well, we do have the ticket number, but my cousin
Vino here, well, oh, hey, say hi a Vino.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Hi'm a Vino.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
He's in charge of pressing and full then and all
that stuff. He doesn't know what happened to your blouse.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
With the bune.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
How is it possible? My theory is that we are
so productive Veno as I was not watching him, was
going too fast, and in the process the blouse has
somehow disappeared. Amaze.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, it's good to be quick, but we gotta be thorough.
I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
So you think that he accidentally put it in with
with a bunch of other people. We both have many theories,
but the important thing is we need to focus together
to solve the mystery of where it's at.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
No, it's your job to find it, and.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
That is why I need you to describe it exactly
to a T.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Tell us, is it a freely? Is it a pretty dress?
So nervous about dropping this blauser? No, it's it's it's
very sheer.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Is she I don't understand what she's like?

Speaker 1 (02:27):
A lady? Oh, like an aposta?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Maybe it got like a pasta way, Hey, ma'am, is
it kind of a pasta wavy looking gun of a blouse?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
No, it's not not pasta it's sheer, like you know,
like like you can almost see through it.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
You work in a dry clean You hear that she.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Kind of mocking us.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Now a couple of cleaners over here, like with some
dry cleaners or something.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Ma'am.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
I will have you know that I have the utmost
artistry when it comes to press on a blouse.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
I am like a Michael Blouselo. How is this helping
me find my blouse? You know what? I agree?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Maybe we should try something else. What's the emotional tone
of your blouse? Emotional?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
The emotional?

Speaker 3 (03:13):
To tell her what an emotional tone means on a blouse,
making you feel when you wear?

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, how do you feel? Do you feel beautiful? You
see like a Debosta? Oh you know, feel saucy like
a pasta, he says. I don't know how it makes
me feel. I just wear it to work. What's the
old knowing about over there?

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
I have a confession, A confession for the what what
do you eat? A Mama's and meatballs? Again? I told
you that was supposed to be for the two of us.
You have a three, I have a three. It's an
even okay, Oh, it's not about the meatballs? Oh? Oh,
what I may be aware of the blouse. Why would

(03:56):
you be wearing my blouse? It wasn't for research. Why
you the words you put it? I don't remember. I
just affected so fantasy like a princess. Whoa, what my god?
What did you just say?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I feel like, hey, Kate of Middleton is not an
Italian princess. If you wear a princess of blouse, it
better be from the homeland.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
It does not matter to me, all right.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Unless the name is Princess of Pasta.

Speaker 1 (04:24):
I don't care about it. Talking to your cousin. Just
focus on me.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
By the way, I believe I would love to meet
a Princess Pasta someday.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh oh, I bet she has angel hair. I know,
I am the funny one. Listen to me, Hello, where
is my blouse?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
She's going on and on and on, and you're wearing it.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I don't even know it. Vino was wearing it. Now
it's my turn to wear it.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Once the prank phone calls over, because I only got
to see what it's all about.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Veno no radio.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh, he's saying he wore to the radio statione before
we did this. Bring phone call on you?

Speaker 1 (05:03):
What is going on? What I mean?

Speaker 3 (05:08):
This is actually Jose from the Radar show Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
This is Jeffrey. Jeff your coworker Grace set you up.
Oh my god, Oh my god, she went with me
to the cleaners. Yeah, oh my god, she did.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
She said she was with you when you dropped off
your blouse at the dry cleaners and you were nervous
because it was like a local one you never used before.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Hey, just to clarify, your blouse isn't missing, all right,
it's a what of a stupid shop you dropped it
off at. But if it was missing, I know somebody
who would be wearing it right now.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Fancy pens fantasy.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Hey wait a minute, is that Brooks blouse you wearing
right now?

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, it looks like a rental.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Wake up.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
freaking Jeffrey in the morning. Dang