Phone Tap: Wedding Songs and Lonely Dogs

Today’s Phone Tap victim is getting married this year but hasn’t picked out her first dance song yet, luckily we’re calling as her wedding DJ and we have the perfect song that won’t leave a dry eye in the house!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and it's fun

(00:01):
when a bride gets to go out of town for
a bachelorette party, oh so much. She's drinking, dancing with
her girlfriends, having the time of her life. Meanwhile, the groom,
he's at home plotting something special. Oh sending us an
email to prank his beloved bride to be a gift
on a bachelorette party. He tells us a very important

(00:23):
piece of information, which is, even though their ceremonies less
than a month away, they still haven't picked out their
first dance song yet. So let's step in and help
her out with that. In your phone tap right now. Hello, Hey,
I'm looking for Daphney. This is what's up. This is Scott.

(00:48):
I'm your wedding DJ from Star Entertainment. Oh Hi, how
are you. I'm chilling. I'm chilling anyway. I went over
the playlist with your fiance. Yeah, he told me that, right,
He did say that. Both of you though, weren't sure
about the first dance song. Yeah. We wanted to make
sure that it's not like your everyday you know, generic

(01:10):
first dance song. We wanted something a little bit different, unique,
been there done that. Don't need to hear the same
stuff over and over again. I got you exactly. I
just went ahead and I picked out something for you.
Oh you did, I did. It's gonna be super sweet,
very sentimental. No dry eye in the room. Oh my god,

(01:31):
what is it? Picture you and your new husband dancing
me on the mic? Oh? Okay, thank you for coming
to Daphne and Kyle's wedding. We are so happy that
you're here with us today. But even though this couple
is happy, a lot of misplaced dogs aren't. I've abandoned.

(01:53):
They're confused, they're scared. What this sixty three cents a day,
less than a stale croissant. You can help a dog
like Muffin get the belly rubs, an organic kibble that
she deserves, and then I'll flash a photo of Muffin
up on the screen. And everyone's emotional. I know, I

(02:16):
know what. No, no, no, that's not the direction I
was thinking at all. Okay, I'm not clear, uh, because
I'm tugging at the heartstrings of everyone in the room
right now. Yeah, this is our wedding and you're talking
about displaced dogs that you hate animals. No, I love animals, okay,

(02:38):
because you don't want to raise money for them, because
you could with this song. Daphne and Kyle are so
thankful that you could all be here. Your cash donation
into my empty DJ hat will provide treats and tiny
beds shaped like sharks are yoing. Well, some of you
might say, who's a good boy? This is not a

(03:01):
don't give money right here right now? Then, no one is.
No one's a good boy. I am one hundred percent
not on board. It's you trying to get people to
give money to get dogs at my wedding. Deaf deaf sweetheart,
I need to be honest. My name is Daphnie, not
daf got it. Okay, so daf this is an important cause, Daphne, exactly.

(03:25):
We need to act now before another dog is forced
to wear a Halloween costume from last season. You understand that, right.
It doesn't even sound like the dogs you're talking about
are injured or hurt. It's almost like, are they what
out of style? Okay? I don't think you're listening closely enough.
For example, this is Barkley. Oh my god, it hasn't

(03:48):
been petted in over four minutes. You're not listening to me.
He's confused, No, mildly inconvenienced by a squirrel. He just
can't reach. Turn it off. Find it in your heart
and especially in your wallet, to donate to these wonderful dogs.
Tern Daphne and Kyle's first names. Playing the song like

(04:10):
you're gonna convince me to say yes to this, Dude,
every time you play it, it just gets worse. How
is it worse? I didn't even cover the fact that
right now, thousands of dogs are living without artisanal snacks.
Like I said before, the dogs that you are trying
to get help for, they don't need all that joke,
no memory, foam dog beds shop, not even one of

(04:31):
those puppuccino things. You don't need to be doing this
at my wedding. Wow, all right, yeah, I said it. No,
I heard you. It's just your fiance Kyle one hundred
percent signed off on this idea and pitched it for
this prank phone call. We're doing what cause you're actually
on the radio right now with Brook and Jeffrey in

(04:52):
the morning. My name is Jeffy. Oh, we're doing a
phone tap on you. I'm believable. Oh my god, I
was thinking I was insane. Or something like it is
all making sense to you. You are insane if you
don't find it somewhere down deep in your soul to
reach into your pocket and pull out sixty three cents.

(05:15):
A dog named Buster is going a full day without
being walked around the entire block just halfway down the street.
Won't do. Buster deserves better, and Daphne desperately wants you
to contribute everything you have, No I don't. The week

(05:36):
of every morning was Foom Tap Weekday Mornings on the
twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning