Phone Tap: Yer Scottish Lassie

In your Phone Tap, we call a woman who recently had a DNA ancestry test, and while she’s 60% Scottish, we have the KING of the SCOTS ready to welcome her to the team!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's broken Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
And even though this started about a decade ago, people
are still doing it, submitting their DNA for a genealogy
test to find out what their ancestry really is. And
one woman wanted us to prank her daughter, who just
got the results back saying she is part Scottish. So
we told the leader of the Scots that news and

(00:22):
they were so thrilled they wanted to call her immediately
and welcome her in your phone tap right now.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
It's another.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
On the twenties.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello, is this Sabrina? Uh?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
Yeah, who is this?

Speaker 1 (00:42):
The name's Finlay Finley McDougall. I'm with SACE.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I'm sorry you're who My name is Finlay from the
Schoolish American Society.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
From that SACES.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
I don't think I've ever heard of that.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Well, now you've heard of it, and congratulations you're in.
What your mother tells me that ye are sixty percent
scott Congratulations, Lassy.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Okay, you talked to my mom.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
I sure did talk to your mother. And now the
leader of Sauce, it's my job to welcome you to
the klan.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
The clan, Yes, and we welcome all of our newest
members with a traditional bogpipe funeral song. Oh oh, I'm
playing it off me laptop.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
We don't trust the mark like shit. Tear up a
little bit if you really listen to the pipes.

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Okay, I'm miss mc grandma. This is so strange. I'm
not really sure if I'm following what's going on?

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Well, am I incorrect?

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Did you not recently take an ancestry test and find
out you're Scottish?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I mean, yeah I did, but I didn't tell my
mom to reach out to any sort of organization.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Well, it's not gonna take a lot of time.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
I just need to educate you a little bit about
your ancestry.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Okay, Well I don't really no, I just said I like.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
I means you agree. Okay, listen to Melasses's not gonna
take much time. If you're a true Scott. Whiskey is
both for breakfast and for medicine. Always have a flask
on you.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
I don't really drink whiskey.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Sorry, well you will. You'll like it, You'll love it
and fucked.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I don't think that's how that works.

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Also, as a Scott, you got a deep fried foods
like it's on food group.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
We invented fried chicken, and we fried it again and
again and again.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Because we're Scott's, We're gonna federally cook.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
The met and have clest me the lecious clouds flavor.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Okay, this is getting a little intense for me. I
think I have to talk to my mom.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh, haven't even told you the last thing you know
about fast book?

Speaker 3 (03:11):
What about it?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I want you to join our.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
Grip sas because currently there's a fight over who has
the best sheep.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Is it the McGregor klan or the mcclouds. You must vote.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I don't want to get involved in any of that.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
She voting. You're sixty percent. She's in your blood. You
don't judge of.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
Shitay, Okay, I think this is this is going a
little too far. I'm not going to join any Facebook group. Oh.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
The only thing going too far is if you don't
believe in Nesse. Tell me you.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Believe in him, because I've seen it with my own
one good eye.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
One you've seen NeSSI Okay, you don't believe me.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
You're calling me a liar in my own country.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
I'm not calling you a liar.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
I think I know every leg of the Land and
every monster that's in him.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Okay, I didn't mean to make you upset. I just
need to go.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
You may not have meant to, but I'm moder than
Brook when she hasn't it yet?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (04:08):
Brook? From Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
What it's the radio.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Shawl that's doing a prank phone call on you.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh my god, Now like.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I was, was sick in thick accents.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Okay, this is not a real accent that I'm No,
it's not, Thank goodness.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
No, this is actually his day from the radishol Brook
and Jeffrey in the Morning.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
We're doing a photap on you. You got set up? Okay,
who did this?

Speaker 3 (04:37):
My mom?

Speaker 1 (04:38):
It was your mom.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Because she said you're twenty three year results came back
and said you were part Scottish and you two were like.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Oh that's cute.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, we had no idea. I thought we had some
European roots.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Well you do have roots, deep roots in the Scottish ground,
like the potatoes we grow.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I'm pretty sure potatoes is an Irish I think you
got that mixed up.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Like you would know. You didn't know. We invented fried
chicken as well, and fried it over and over.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
You know, you could stop doing the accent.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I know, but sometimes I just do it. I mean,
what else can I just go out and Scottish am
I right?

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I don't know. I wish i'd hung up hours ago.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Oh that one hurts

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Wake up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on
the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,