April 1, 2025 • 18 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's the second Date Update podcast, Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning, and today, of course it's Tuesday, which now
means it is an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I just want I just want some comments on this one.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Worst gift you were ever given by a significant other,
you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Have, Yeah, not the worst, but I definitely remember getting
gift cards once and they were empty. I went to
spend them and I was with a bunch of friends.
I said yeah, yeah, and they were like, there's no
credit on Did I just get shamped so embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Did you have to take the stuff back from the
counter or did you buy it?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I bought it.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's not the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Gift you've ever been given? Empty gift cards?
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Maybe is up there.
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Once?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
Oh that was a gift because I didn't give it back.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Do you still use it?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, I my closet.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I got to use umbrella. That's kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
All right, Well we've your worst gifted. The comments here.
Comments from earlier this week when we got to like.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, I saw one from soph King that said, it's
crazy how my sister used to make me listen to
you guys in the car and I thought you guys
were annoying, and now I listen every day.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I heard this before.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
Yeah, other people that forced us, and they're like, what
is this garbage? And then two days later they're like,
did you hear the second day, don't they?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We like the broccoli of podcasts, like you hate it
as a kid, and then once you get older, you're like,
this is delicious.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Yeah, and we smell a little bad.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, all right, we're okay with that. Thanks for your comments,
thanks for listening, and shit back and enjoy today's awkward
Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
When it comes to giving gifts, yeah, they say it's
the thought that counts.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's such a nice sentiment.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Okay, sure, But then I buy everyone personalized coffee mugs
for Christmas, and then suddenly you're all mad at me
because they cause fires when you put them in the microwave.
So I'm sorry, which one is it?
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Mine's a decorative order and I think it's hand washed,
only to.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Oh, that's not good enough for you all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I mean, you did kind of mail it.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
In personal coffee. They can't be watched.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It said my full name, but it said it be
I mean, any I just.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Know one of our listeners brought a gift to his
date with a special lady, and her response historic that
he gave it wasn't a mug and the reaction I
don't even think was as bad as the reaction I
got from my gift. You're gonna find out what it
was and why he turned to us for an awkward
Tuesday phone call because this is much much bigger than
(02:44):
a regular second date. We're gonna make that call coming
up right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I've never personally matched with
somebody on Instagram, but I've heard that people do do that.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and one of
our listeners named Davis matched with a lady on IG
two years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wow, I mean to be fair, Jeff, you probably don't
remember what your password is, so you probably have.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
You have it for me? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh no, I don't keep that.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Okay, I would go to it, but that department doesn't
exist here anymore. Yeah, so I'll figure it out someday.
Back to Davis. Two years ago, he took a chance,
asked a girl out on IG whoa and nothing happened. Okay,
so that puts him in the ninety nine of guys
who DM ladies with no answer.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, they don't even open it, right, It goes the
request folder, hidden requests, or just the blocked area.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Yeah, so many options to avoid men. It's amazing. But
our producer insists that this story is different really, and
he implored me to have Davis on the show to
tell us what happened and explain why he deserves an
awkward Tuesday phone call today. So I obliged. Davis, Welcome
(04:08):
to the show.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hey, thanks for having me Guys, dude, we're so invested
already in your story.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
What a setup.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, I guess I'll dive right in.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Like you guys said, you know, I met her about
two years ago or on Instagram. We started talking and
we matched.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
You were talking, Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, we talked a little bit. I got her to
agree to go out on a date with me, but
we couldn't figure out schedules or time, and eventually one
day she just left me on red.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, you're saying match like you just follow each other
without every She's just a random person you don't match
on insteads.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No, it's soul meeting follow Yes, so.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, he commented on a bunch of her picks, and
she finally followed.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Right, that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
So two years later, I still follow her and I'm
seeing her pick a lot, like she's still so cute,
and I decide, you know what, I'm going to try
and reach out again.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, I mean, she left you on read, but you
could still see your photos, so that's a positive side.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Right, So she says, why not, I'm single, Let's try it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh okaynt I love a why not answer?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
We'll take it. I've got literally nothing else going on
in my life. Sure, I finally hit rock bottom? Why?
And what's this beautiful Instagram girl's name?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Samantha?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Samantha Samantha's are always hot. Oh yeah, it's just in
makes sense? Okay, So did you guys finally go out?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
We went out on three dates. Oh. Our first two
dates were really good. She's a lot of fun, she
seemed to like my company. And on our third date,
you know, I was feeling really good, maybe too good
about it, and this is where I screwed up.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, set the scene. Where were you?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
What were you doing?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Okay, first, I just want to say, like I work
in tech, I work with AI programs a lot and
things like that. Okay, we're hanging out at my place.
She goes to the bathroom and when she comes back,
I had a book out on the coffee table waiting
for kind of like a scrap book type thing.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Nothing too fancy, this scrap book type thing.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
So I basically made an AI scrap book of our
life together over the next forty fun Oh wow, but
you get it.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I was thinking the other sea word creepy.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Can you describe some of these photos for us, because
maybe it's not as bad as we're thinking.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
What was the scrap book?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Well, that's the thing is that I did do like
future vacations like us in Mexico with dolphins jumping over.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Us AI dolphins.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I thought it was funny. It was obviously AIA, so it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Was meant to be a joke. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It was going for funny, not yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
At one point there's an AI like of her in
a delivery with our first baby.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
That's what we were worried about.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Are the dolphins jumping over the delivery room that too,
because that would be.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Awesome, awesome, what were you thinking? Why would you put
any woman in the delivery room?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I thought she'd be laughing, but she looked more shocked
than anything.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Yeah, when you just told us what you did, none
of us have even thought of that before. That's a
mind blowing thing. To actually see it would be crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Did she run from the apartment?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
So she did say she was like, wow, you put
a lot of effort into it, but it wasn't like
a happy tone.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, So this obviously was a big mess up. And
I never got to explain that this was like all
meant as a joke, and she hasn't responded to my
text and this is like over ten days now.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Okay, so you you think maybe she took it like
a little bit too seriously than you wanted her to
take it one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Why weren't you able to explain it's a joke.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I think I was so mortified after like her response
of like, oh, you put a lot of effort into
this up. Yeah, okay. I'd just like to tell her like, hey,
I didn't mean this to be creepy, and maybe get
some advice on how to say it.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Okay, so this is what you want to do with
the awkward Tuesday. We're reaching out to Samantha here, hoping
to walk back a little bit of the damage that
you've done.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
That's exactly what I'm hoping for.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That is that is so hard.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I feel like you missed your opportunity to tell her
it was a joke. I feel like if you tell
her now, she's going to just assume you're saying that
because she was freaked out by it.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Sounds like advice is lean harder into it like I
was super Si. There's way more pictures if you want to.
I'm just like, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I just think it's going to be harder than you think.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Well, we're going to work on how to give you
the best advice we could possibly come up with. I
came and then call your What did she Say's not
even your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, just a girl he's talking to.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, the girl you're talking to that future wife. We
have pictures your possible future wife and let her know
the AI scrap book wasn't meant to be serious. We'll
do it in your AWK for Tuesday phone call right
after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. We've got a tech Wuhiz
on the phone with us today named Davis, who recently
used his super AI powers to scare a woman that
he just started dating. That's not wrong, Oh man, he
didn't mean to, No, he did. It was all meant
as a joke when he made an AI scrap book
that showed their future life together over the next forty years.
(09:46):
Again a joke. The good news is it wasn't on
the first date that he did this. He waited till
the third date.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Means that the pictures of her, the AI photos of
her in the delivery room, should have been so funny.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah, but now it has been ten days since then,
and she did seem a little bit freaked out by
some of the photos that he showed her. So, I mean, David,
would you say that that's accurate?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
And that's accurate? I mean, I think the one that
got to the most was our wedding day and I
photo shopped her parents into it.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Oh God, you hadn't heard about the wedding photo.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
You haven't even met her parents, have you?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
No? I mean I found him on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, that's where you met.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Okay, Okay, Well that's fair. So now you just need
a couple pieces of advice before we call Samantha and
try to explain to her it's not as serious as
it seemed. And yeah, so what do you think he
should do?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
This is a little bit of a white lie. But
you just tell her that your other nerd coworkers.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Were like, all make it them for their girlfriends, and
their girlfriend thought it was so funny. You got carried away.
You realize that you know your you're not together yet
and it was too much too soon.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
So sorry, bully yourself by calling you a nerd.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And I'm sure I'm sure you would consider yourself a nerd.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Right, Oh yeah, no, I'm a big nerd.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Okay, Jose what's your advice?
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Well, you told us in the first part that you
froze up when you were with her. You need to
feel and sound confident here, so right now, with all
the confidence in the world, tell me what is the
one thing you like most about yourself?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
With confidence? But I'm on the spot.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Come on, brother, I can tickle myself and laugh, and
I don't think other people can do that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Okay, can tickle yourself and laugh?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I will it.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I'm funny. Maybe just do I'm funny to say you're.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
A nerd again, that gives him confidence. Let him be
confident in the things that he likes. All right, so
we're running out of time, but remember you're a nerd,
but you're a confident nerd. So here we go with
a good sense of humor, a dollar number, and let
you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. Good luck man.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Hello, Hey, Samantha, it's Davis.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Hey, So I just I was trying to reach out
a few days ago, and I just wanted a chance
to maybe talk with you about our last date.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Okay, well, what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Well, I think you maybe got the wrong impression about
the book that I made.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Well why do you feel like I felt that way?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Well, I mean your general reaction to it and demeanor
afterwards seemed very uh, scared creeped out.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
You're not far off. I was a little weirded out.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
So here's the thing. Like, I'm a I'm a big nerd,
and a lot of my my nerd friends who work
at my nerd place I had done stuff like this
with their girlfriends, and I may have jumped the gun.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Again.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I know you weren't my girlfriend, but they thought it
was very funny with them, and I thought it might
be funny for us, and I might have nerded a
little too hard.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
When you first showed me the book and we were
looking through it, I initially thought it was creepy, and
thinking about it days later, still creepy.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yeah, but I'm I'm kind of like a tech nerd
type thing. And one of those ways to show it
to you was was to make that for you.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
And I mean, I appreciate that, but I didn't really
know how to take it. So I would home and
ask my girlfriends about it.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Okay, what did your friend say? What was their feedback?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I got really big and they started saying things like,
no way, why are you dating Hannibal? Like you just
throw the book at him in rhymes.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I feel like that is a fair response after I
got to relook at everything. But at the same time,
I feel like you could also say I'm very confident
to have shown that to you.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I just couldn't get that image out of my mind,
just of how ugly our future children will be.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Wait, wait, what how ugly the AI faked children were With.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
That picture you showed me. It put fear in my
mind that this is what my actual kid is gonna
look like like monsters. Obviously I'm not a mom. I
don't have kids, but if I did, I would not
be able to look at my daughter and super into bate.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
That that's a sound effect that we played off of
our board here, because yeah, I did the sound effect. Yeah,
much older technology. Because you're on the radio right now
with the show called Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
David, you gotta be kidding me. You got me on
a radio show.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah, okay, So I mean you aren't answering any of
my messages. And to go back to that, like this
is an AI program, it's not one hundred percent accurate.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Oh yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well I'm hoping it's a lot less than one hundred
percent here.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I know that it's AI and that it just personally,
do not think that I would be able to live
with the fact of that image of my minding. This
is what my kid is going to look like?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay, okay, But what you're missing, because you're not a mamia,
is that mothers are blind to how cute their babies are.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
We all think our own children are cute. It's just
like it's biology.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
It's just how it works.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
You wouldn't see these children like I did pop Well
Mossi children. They are ugly.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Georgia's babies.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
But I kind of understand where you're coming from, Like,
if we do, it'd be a hard image to erase.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
It's like I never tried on a wedding dress before.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I actually was engaged because I didn't want to see
what it looked like.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It freaked me out.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
As a mission, I'm like, we're going to try our
hardest to make kids that aren't looking like that.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
He just keep making kids until they don't look like that. Yeah,
you have a lot of choice over I understand.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Did he show you the picture? Did he show you
the whole boy? No?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
No, I'm kind of glad that he didn't.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I say, the freakiest thing was was my six year
old son's creepy looking smile.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Oh oh smile.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I'm sorry. His name is Jonathan.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Wait makes it worse.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Don't name that, Okay, that was a joke that he
was making.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Did you just name your AI children?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I mean I did name them, but they're not real.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Something or could fix.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yeah. I think at the end of the day, we
all think that Davis seems like a sweet.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Guy who was really into you.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
The gesture fell flat. He admits that he knows.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
He did one thing bad if you think about it
other than that.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
But if we're good, right, Davis?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yeah, that's it? What say?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Okay? Yeah? And when I'm not sure during these segments
what should happen next? I always go to our expert
Alexis on what she would do in this situation. Leaving
god Lexus, I don't know. Did the scrap book?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Have your next date planned so.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
You know where you should go?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
That's a great idea. What if I make you a
new book of just us going on AI dates? No kidds.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
I like it. Actually I kind of do too.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
You just got to get the kid image out of her.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Head, Samantha, what do you think about that idea?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Come on, I would be willing to go on another
day if you just leave AI out of it.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Think that should be a good theme for all dates.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeah, forever.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
And we normally don't promote book burning on this show.
We can make an exception for this one time.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
The only book that should be banned, Yeah, this one.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
You guys, destroy it and make new dreams for your future.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm in.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I'm all in.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
David says, yeah, we know, what do you think about
talking this out with Davis off the air? What We'll
end this call and you too can hash it out.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
We can have a conversation.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Okay, that's all we care about it, all right.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
And Samantha, I didn't tell you some of the best
parts about me. I could tickle myself.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
We didn't like that.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I mean, I'm intrigued. A few secret talents on my own.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Okay, to it, they are perfect. That might be the
most shocking than we thought. All right, let us know
how that conversation goes ners together.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,
It's the second Date Update podcast, Brook and Jeffrey in
the morning, and today, of course it's Tuesday, which now
means it is an awkward Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I just want I just want some comments on this one.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Worst gift you were ever given by a significant other,
you guys.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Have, Yeah, not the worst, but I definitely remember getting
gift cards once and they were empty. I went to
spend them and I was with a bunch of friends.
I said yeah, yeah, and they were like, there's no
credit on Did I just get shamped so embarrassing?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Did you have to take the stuff back from the
counter or did you buy it?
Speaker 4 (00:34):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (00:34):
I bought it.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
You got it.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
That's not the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Gift you've ever been given? Empty gift cards?
Speaker 6 (00:41):
Maybe is up there.
Speaker 7 (00:47):
Once?
Speaker 6 (00:48):
Oh that was a gift because I didn't give it back.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Do you still use it?
Speaker 6 (00:51):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
No, I my closet.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
I got to use umbrella. That's kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
All right, Well we've your worst gifted. The comments here.
Comments from earlier this week when we got to like.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah, I saw one from soph King that said, it's
crazy how my sister used to make me listen to
you guys in the car and I thought you guys
were annoying, and now I listen every day.
Speaker 6 (01:19):
I heard this before.
Speaker 7 (01:20):
Yeah, other people that forced us, and they're like, what
is this garbage? And then two days later they're like,
did you hear the second day, don't they?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
We like the broccoli of podcasts, like you hate it
as a kid, and then once you get older, you're like,
this is delicious.
Speaker 6 (01:32):
Yeah, and we smell a little bad.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah, all right, we're okay with that. Thanks for your comments,
thanks for listening, and shit back and enjoy today's awkward
Tuesday phone call.
Speaker 6 (01:43):
When it comes to giving gifts, yeah, they say it's
the thought that counts.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That's such a nice sentiment.
Speaker 6 (01:49):
Okay, sure, But then I buy everyone personalized coffee mugs
for Christmas, and then suddenly you're all mad at me
because they cause fires when you put them in the microwave.
So I'm sorry, which one is it?
Speaker 7 (02:00):
Mine's a decorative order and I think it's hand washed,
only to.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
Oh, that's not good enough for you all of a sudden.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I mean, you did kind of mail it.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
In personal coffee. They can't be watched.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
It said my full name, but it said it be
I mean, any I just.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
Know one of our listeners brought a gift to his
date with a special lady, and her response historic that
he gave it wasn't a mug and the reaction I
don't even think was as bad as the reaction I
got from my gift. You're gonna find out what it
was and why he turned to us for an awkward
Tuesday phone call because this is much much bigger than
(02:44):
a regular second date. We're gonna make that call coming
up right after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (02:52):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I've never personally matched with
somebody on Instagram, but I've heard that people do do that.
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and one of
our listeners named Davis matched with a lady on IG
two years ago.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wow, I mean to be fair, Jeff, you probably don't
remember what your password is, so you probably have.
Speaker 6 (03:14):
You have it for me? Right?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Oh no, I don't keep that.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Okay, I would go to it, but that department doesn't
exist here anymore. Yeah, so I'll figure it out someday.
Back to Davis. Two years ago, he took a chance,
asked a girl out on IG whoa and nothing happened. Okay,
so that puts him in the ninety nine of guys
who DM ladies with no answer.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Well, they don't even open it, right, It goes the
request folder, hidden requests, or just the blocked area.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
Yeah, so many options to avoid men. It's amazing. But
our producer insists that this story is different really, and
he implored me to have Davis on the show to
tell us what happened and explain why he deserves an
awkward Tuesday phone call today. So I obliged. Davis, Welcome
(04:08):
to the show.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Hey, thanks for having me Guys, dude, we're so invested
already in your story.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
What a setup.
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, I guess I'll dive right in.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Like you guys said, you know, I met her about
two years ago or on Instagram. We started talking and
we matched.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
You were talking, Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
Yeah, we talked a little bit. I got her to
agree to go out on a date with me, but
we couldn't figure out schedules or time, and eventually one
day she just left me on red.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, you're saying match like you just follow each other
without every She's just a random person you don't match
on insteads.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No, it's soul meeting follow Yes, so.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, he commented on a bunch of her picks, and
she finally followed.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
Right, that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
So two years later, I still follow her and I'm
seeing her pick a lot, like she's still so cute,
and I decide, you know what, I'm going to try
and reach out again.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Well, I mean, she left you on read, but you
could still see your photos, so that's a positive side.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Right, So she says, why not, I'm single, Let's try it.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Oh okaynt I love a why not answer?
Speaker 6 (05:18):
We'll take it. I've got literally nothing else going on
in my life. Sure, I finally hit rock bottom? Why?
And what's this beautiful Instagram girl's name?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Samantha?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Samantha Samantha's are always hot. Oh yeah, it's just in
makes sense? Okay, So did you guys finally go out?
Speaker 5 (05:35):
We went out on three dates. Oh. Our first two
dates were really good. She's a lot of fun, she
seemed to like my company. And on our third date,
you know, I was feeling really good, maybe too good
about it, and this is where I screwed up.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Okay, set the scene. Where were you?
Speaker 6 (05:54):
What were you doing?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Okay, first, I just want to say, like I work
in tech, I work with AI programs a lot and
things like that. Okay, we're hanging out at my place.
She goes to the bathroom and when she comes back,
I had a book out on the coffee table waiting
for kind of like a scrap book type thing.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Nothing too fancy, this scrap book type thing.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
So I basically made an AI scrap book of our
life together over the next forty fun Oh wow, but
you get it.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
I was thinking the other sea word creepy.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Can you describe some of these photos for us, because
maybe it's not as bad as we're thinking.
Speaker 6 (06:37):
What was the scrap book?
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Well, that's the thing is that I did do like
future vacations like us in Mexico with dolphins jumping over.
Speaker 6 (06:45):
Us AI dolphins.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
I thought it was funny. It was obviously AIA, so it.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Was meant to be a joke. Okay, that's good.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
It was going for funny, not yeah, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
At one point there's an AI like of her in
a delivery with our first baby.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
That's what we were worried about.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Are the dolphins jumping over the delivery room that too,
because that would be.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Awesome, awesome, what were you thinking? Why would you put
any woman in the delivery room?
Speaker 5 (07:18):
I thought she'd be laughing, but she looked more shocked
than anything.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
Yeah, when you just told us what you did, none
of us have even thought of that before. That's a
mind blowing thing. To actually see it would be crazy.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Did she run from the apartment?
Speaker 5 (07:34):
So she did say she was like, wow, you put
a lot of effort into it, but it wasn't like
a happy tone.
Speaker 4 (07:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (07:43):
Yeah, So this obviously was a big mess up. And
I never got to explain that this was like all
meant as a joke, and she hasn't responded to my
text and this is like over ten days now.
Speaker 6 (07:55):
Okay, so you you think maybe she took it like
a little bit too seriously than you wanted her to
take it one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
Why weren't you able to explain it's a joke.
Speaker 5 (08:04):
I think I was so mortified after like her response
of like, oh, you put a lot of effort into
this up. Yeah, okay. I'd just like to tell her like, hey,
I didn't mean this to be creepy, and maybe get
some advice on how to say it.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Okay, so this is what you want to do with
the awkward Tuesday. We're reaching out to Samantha here, hoping
to walk back a little bit of the damage that
you've done.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
That's exactly what I'm hoping for.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
That is that is so hard.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I feel like you missed your opportunity to tell her
it was a joke. I feel like if you tell
her now, she's going to just assume you're saying that
because she was freaked out by it.
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Sounds like advice is lean harder into it like I
was super Si. There's way more pictures if you want to.
I'm just like, gotcha.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
I just think it's going to be harder than you think.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
Well, we're going to work on how to give you
the best advice we could possibly come up with. I
came and then call your What did she Say's not
even your girlfriend?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
No, just a girl he's talking to.
Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, the girl you're talking to that future wife. We
have pictures your possible future wife and let her know
the AI scrap book wasn't meant to be serious. We'll
do it in your AWK for Tuesday phone call right
after this. It's awkward.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
It's Tuesday.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
It's awkward Tuesday phone call. We've got a tech Wuhiz
on the phone with us today named Davis, who recently
used his super AI powers to scare a woman that
he just started dating. That's not wrong, Oh man, he
didn't mean to, No, he did. It was all meant
as a joke when he made an AI scrap book
that showed their future life together over the next forty years.
(09:46):
Again a joke. The good news is it wasn't on
the first date that he did this. He waited till
the third date.
Speaker 7 (09:53):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
Means that the pictures of her, the AI photos of
her in the delivery room, should have been so funny.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah, but now it has been ten days since then,
and she did seem a little bit freaked out by
some of the photos that he showed her. So, I mean, David,
would you say that that's accurate?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
And that's accurate? I mean, I think the one that
got to the most was our wedding day and I
photo shopped her parents into it.
Speaker 6 (10:15):
Oh God, you hadn't heard about the wedding photo.
Speaker 7 (10:19):
You haven't even met her parents, have you?
Speaker 5 (10:21):
No? I mean I found him on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Oh oh yeah, oh yeah, that's where you met.
Speaker 6 (10:26):
Okay, Okay, Well that's fair. So now you just need
a couple pieces of advice before we call Samantha and
try to explain to her it's not as serious as
it seemed. And yeah, so what do you think he
should do?
Speaker 2 (10:39):
This is a little bit of a white lie. But
you just tell her that your other nerd coworkers.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Were like, all make it them for their girlfriends, and
their girlfriend thought it was so funny. You got carried away.
You realize that you know your you're not together yet
and it was too much too soon.
Speaker 6 (10:56):
So sorry, bully yourself by calling you a nerd.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
And I'm sure I'm sure you would consider yourself a nerd.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
Right, Oh yeah, no, I'm a big nerd.
Speaker 6 (11:05):
Okay, Jose what's your advice?
Speaker 7 (11:08):
Well, you told us in the first part that you
froze up when you were with her. You need to
feel and sound confident here, so right now, with all
the confidence in the world, tell me what is the
one thing you like most about yourself?
Speaker 6 (11:21):
With confidence? But I'm on the spot.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
Come on, brother, I can tickle myself and laugh, and
I don't think other people can do that.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Okay, can tickle yourself and laugh?
Speaker 1 (11:34):
I will it.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I'm funny. Maybe just do I'm funny to say you're.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
A nerd again, that gives him confidence. Let him be
confident in the things that he likes. All right, so
we're running out of time, but remember you're a nerd,
but you're a confident nerd. So here we go with
a good sense of humor, a dollar number, and let
you make your awkward Tuesday phone call. Good luck man.
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Hello, Hey, Samantha, it's Davis.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Hi.
Speaker 5 (12:12):
Hey, So I just I was trying to reach out
a few days ago, and I just wanted a chance
to maybe talk with you about our last date.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Okay, well, what do you want to talk about?
Speaker 5 (12:29):
Well, I think you maybe got the wrong impression about
the book that I made.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Well why do you feel like I felt that way?
Speaker 5 (12:38):
Well, I mean your general reaction to it and demeanor
afterwards seemed very uh, scared creeped out.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
You're not far off. I was a little weirded out.
Speaker 5 (12:56):
So here's the thing. Like, I'm a I'm a big nerd,
and a lot of my my nerd friends who work
at my nerd place I had done stuff like this
with their girlfriends, and I may have jumped the gun.
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Again.
Speaker 5 (13:09):
I know you weren't my girlfriend, but they thought it
was very funny with them, and I thought it might
be funny for us, and I might have nerded a
little too hard.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
When you first showed me the book and we were
looking through it, I initially thought it was creepy, and
thinking about it days later, still creepy.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
Yeah, but I'm I'm kind of like a tech nerd
type thing. And one of those ways to show it
to you was was to make that for you.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
And I mean, I appreciate that, but I didn't really
know how to take it. So I would home and
ask my girlfriends about it.
Speaker 5 (13:49):
Okay, what did your friend say? What was their feedback?
Speaker 4 (13:53):
I got really big and they started saying things like,
no way, why are you dating Hannibal? Like you just
throw the book at him in rhymes.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
I feel like that is a fair response after I
got to relook at everything. But at the same time,
I feel like you could also say I'm very confident
to have shown that to you.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
I just couldn't get that image out of my mind,
just of how ugly our future children will be.
Speaker 5 (14:24):
Wait, wait, what how ugly the AI faked children were With.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
That picture you showed me. It put fear in my
mind that this is what my actual kid is gonna
look like like monsters. Obviously I'm not a mom. I
don't have kids, but if I did, I would not
be able to look at my daughter and super into bate.
Speaker 6 (14:52):
That that's a sound effect that we played off of
our board here, because yeah, I did the sound effect. Yeah,
much older technology. Because you're on the radio right now
with the show called Broke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
David, you gotta be kidding me. You got me on
a radio show.
Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah, okay, So I mean you aren't answering any of
my messages. And to go back to that, like this
is an AI program, it's not one hundred percent accurate.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Oh yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Well I'm hoping it's a lot less than one hundred
percent here.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
I know that it's AI and that it just personally,
do not think that I would be able to live
with the fact of that image of my minding. This
is what my kid is going to look like?
Speaker 1 (15:35):
Okay, okay, But what you're missing, because you're not a mamia,
is that mothers are blind to how cute their babies are.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
We all think our own children are cute. It's just
like it's biology.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
It's just how it works.
Speaker 4 (15:45):
You wouldn't see these children like I did pop Well
Mossi children. They are ugly.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Georgia's babies.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
But I kind of understand where you're coming from, Like,
if we do, it'd be a hard image to erase.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
It's like I never tried on a wedding dress before.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
I actually was engaged because I didn't want to see
what it looked like.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
It freaked me out.
Speaker 7 (16:06):
As a mission, I'm like, we're going to try our
hardest to make kids that aren't looking like that.
Speaker 6 (16:10):
He just keep making kids until they don't look like that. Yeah,
you have a lot of choice over I understand.
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Did he show you the picture? Did he show you
the whole boy? No?
Speaker 6 (16:20):
No, I'm kind of glad that he didn't.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
I say, the freakiest thing was was my six year
old son's creepy looking smile.
Speaker 6 (16:29):
Oh oh smile.
Speaker 5 (16:33):
I'm sorry. His name is Jonathan.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Wait makes it worse.
Speaker 6 (16:39):
Don't name that, Okay, that was a joke that he
was making.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Did you just name your AI children?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
I mean I did name them, but they're not real.
Speaker 3 (16:50):
Something or could fix.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Yeah. I think at the end of the day, we
all think that Davis seems like a sweet.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Guy who was really into you.
Speaker 6 (17:01):
The gesture fell flat. He admits that he knows.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
He did one thing bad if you think about it
other than that.
Speaker 6 (17:08):
But if we're good, right, Davis?
Speaker 5 (17:10):
Yeah, that's it? What say?
Speaker 6 (17:13):
Okay? Yeah? And when I'm not sure during these segments
what should happen next? I always go to our expert
Alexis on what she would do in this situation. Leaving
god Lexus, I don't know. Did the scrap book?
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Have your next date planned so.
Speaker 6 (17:29):
You know where you should go?
Speaker 5 (17:30):
That's a great idea. What if I make you a
new book of just us going on AI dates? No kidds.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
I like it. Actually I kind of do too.
Speaker 7 (17:40):
You just got to get the kid image out of her.
Speaker 6 (17:42):
Head, Samantha, what do you think about that idea?
Speaker 4 (17:45):
Come on, I would be willing to go on another
day if you just leave AI out of it.
Speaker 6 (17:50):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Think that should be a good theme for all dates.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Yeah, forever.
Speaker 6 (17:56):
And we normally don't promote book burning on this show.
We can make an exception for this one time.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
The only book that should be banned, Yeah, this one.
Speaker 6 (18:06):
You guys, destroy it and make new dreams for your future.
Speaker 5 (18:10):
I like it.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
I'm in.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
I'm all in.
Speaker 6 (18:13):
David says, yeah, we know, what do you think about
talking this out with Davis off the air? What We'll
end this call and you too can hash it out.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
We can have a conversation.
Speaker 6 (18:23):
Okay, that's all we care about it, all right.
Speaker 5 (18:27):
And Samantha, I didn't tell you some of the best
parts about me. I could tickle myself.
Speaker 6 (18:34):
We didn't like that.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
I mean, I'm intrigued. A few secret talents on my own.
Speaker 6 (18:38):
Okay, to it, they are perfect. That might be the
most shocking than we thought. All right, let us know
how that conversation goes ners together.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,
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