November 16, 2025 • 68 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, we got a brand new full hour for you.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
And to be completely transparent, things have been a little
chaotic in our city.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
And our listeners have noticed.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yes, justin m i A for a couple of trivia segments.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yse was with them at one point. People have lost
their voices. Yeah, they're back again. Jose still got a cough.
Like it is chaos, people are noticing in the comments.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, Kaniemi said, what's going on over there.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Is Jeff okay and Brooke, were you able to get
your glasses fixed?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The glasses thing, it's really interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Her lens keeps popping out mid segments.
Speaker 6 (00:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, and I'm really blind.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You know. I looked at my prescription the other day
and it's like negative fourteen course than I have.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's got a top off soon, Like that's got to
be near the end of it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But I did just find out that my contacts were
covered by insurance because I'm like, I can't survive without them.
So that's telescopes, Yeah, pretty much, just magnifying glasses that
you put in my eyes. See, this is the chaos
that we're talking about. I don't know how we got here,
but let's just start the pull show.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
It's Brook and Jeffery in the morning, and we've got
an update. No, not on the pole, just a regular update.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Because remember the woman who was suing the amusement park
after she got hit in the face with a.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Duck while riding the roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes, the original duck face girl.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
That's right. Well, that lawsuit still pending. So what's the
updated we go update there?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
No, zero updates on that situation. But the update I
want to tell you about. I don't know if you
guys remember this. A different woman got into a disagreement
with theme park staff regarding who should get priority when
boarding a go kart ride.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No I mean by that we mean like if it
should be kids first and then adults.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
She thought she should get to go first, and that
led to some children in line calling her a care
in those children's names older and Nora's right, yeah, but
let's be honest the whole okay, Karen thing that's kind
of played out at this point, let's get more creative
with the insults to older women children.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Okay, you're better than But regardless.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
That lady sued the amusement park because there she spent
her time and Energy exactly, because there were no signs
anywhere that said guests should not disparage other guests in
the line, which fair point.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Wait, so she sued the park not because she didn't
get to go first in line, but because the kids
called her a Karen and she felt bullied by the.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Young children, and there was no signs telling children don't
bully the Karens.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
She's totally gonna win this one.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I can't wait till they pull those nine year olds
up onto the stand and their witness.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Wants to put up in studio that says no back
talking Jeffrey exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But that would be broken every day.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Since then, we've learned, shockingly, her lawsuit was dismissed.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I didn't predict it at.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
All, but she did ask to talk to a supervisor
at that amusement park and yelled at him for thirty
straight minutes.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
We know that for a fact.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And you know what, I bet that supervisor gets paid
enough to make that worth Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Cards, lady man, Karens can just not get a win
right now. That is just one victory for a Karen.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
But we are in the meantime, let's move on to
the shock collar question the other day. And let's all
promise to not be Karen's when our digital producer gives
us a totally unfair question.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Here we go.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Today is the birthday of a Hollywood icon, Gerard Butler.
He's the man best known for yelling this is spar.
Speaker 10 (04:01):
Well.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
He earned a twelve percent Rotten Tomato score in his
rom com with Katherine Heigel.
Speaker 10 (04:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh hey, that's still a higher score than Kim Kardashian
has with their new law show.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Hand on the Bar. That's fired to Kim. Gerard's impressive
acting career has spanned four decades, earning him zero Oscar
wins or nominations, which is honestly impressive.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
He didn't win that with Gladiator.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
That was Russell Crowe. And yeah, but that's why Today,
to honor the great Gerard Butler, you'll be quizzed on
other famous butlers from television and film during a special
Butler I hardly no edition of twenty of twenty.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Wow, so irrelevant, he can't even get a question about it.
Speaker 9 (04:49):
No, let's say a number one through twenty. I'll give
you a hint about an iconic butler from a popular
TV or movie series. Just named them. To stay in
the game.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Oh God, that's with the woman who has.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Something in common with Butler's everywhere because someone's always cleaning
up her mess.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
That's Alexis eleven.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
For eleven Alexis. This person is the gold standard of Butler's.
He's loyal, he's sarcastic, he's expertish intelligence, and he's basically
Bruce Wayne's therapist the tray. I need his name.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm glad you gave this to me. I think this
is the only Butler I know.
Speaker 9 (05:25):
Though he definitely does, and I very much need it.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I think his name is Alfred, but I don't know
his last name, Alfred Butler.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Alfred Butler, make an a Butler incorrect. His name is
Alfred Pennyworth. You got it right, though he was from
the Batman movies.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Because you get your pennies worth when you hire him.
That's why.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Trade Mark zinger Brook.
Speaker 9 (05:52):
Despite that joke, I'm gonna let you play this round.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I'm gonna pick a Butler's favorite number two.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Why because of a butt that's disgusting.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
Despite both those jokes, book, I'm going to read you
a hint. This butler is a master of savage comebacks
and eye rolls, and he was the only person in
bel Air who could roast Will Smith and iron his shirt.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yes, Butler, Geoffrey said he did.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Jeffrey did O F F R E Y correctly. Jose
were over to you.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Oh man, let's go number eight, number eight. I'm nervous, Jake,
I don't know a lot of balls on my two butlers.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
You might know this one. Jose before he was an
AI and Tony Stark's ear, he was the guy actually
bringing him his tea.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Oh my gosh, disappointment.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
It was another superhero, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
He's an AI and Tony Starks here.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
He was a real person at one point and then
became the computer.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
He's shaking his head because Tony Stark doesn't drink tea.
Oh yeah, it's pure you know density those on the
easter eggs.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Oh man, I cannot think of it. I remember a
girl being his assistant. But what is the AI in
his ear? I'm just gonna say, shout out to Spider Man.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Jose's gonna say Tony starts Butler as Spider Man incorrect.
Pepper Potts was the name of his assistant. His AI
is named Jarvis Edwin Jarvis when he was a human. Darn, Jeffrey,
we're over to you. How dare you to eight and
eleven are off the board? Nineteen all right, Jeffrey. The
(07:31):
towering undead butler worked for a family so creepy even
he looked underdressed, and when he said you rang, you
suddenly weren't hungering. You are what butler am I talking about?
Speaker 11 (07:43):
Hmmm?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
I feel like this is really unfair to me as
someone who's dealt personally with Butler's his entire life. I
didn't really watch them on TV.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
In movies, you don't bring up your butler often, you
just bring up your nanny mostly.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, not a mean as mean as much.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Well, I'm not a pretentious Jersey's probably Butler exactly, so,
an undead butler. It's got to be somebody from Adams family.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Come on, come on, Jeff, let's.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Go with Gronk. Oh gosh, like a scary sounding name.
Oh yeah, not not Gronkowski. This guy is just Gronk, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Jeffrey says, Gronk, It's incorrect. It was another kind of
hard on amun a poetic word. His name was Lurch.
Lurch the butler of the Adams family. And that means,
despite all of her terrible jokes, Brooke was the only
person who've got today's plenty of twenty and she will win.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah. I think I would have to pick Jeffrey on
this one.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Jeffrey, Yeah, I mean you're just you know, your talk
of all these butlers that you know and you didn't
know Lurch.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
I thought that was Prettypetes is all right, My butler's
going to be coming for you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't just know that you don't even remember his name, probably.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
So doesn't need to. So I'm going to be singing
fancy by Iggy Azaleah.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
I'm so fansy he got butler? You already?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
No, I'm in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.
That was your shot collar question of the day. We
got your phone tab. It's coming up in.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Just a few minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
In a few short weeks, we'll all be at the
Thanksgiving table trying to survive another dinner with our family.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
The first half hour was fine. It's the next three
hours And.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Who are you on Turkey Day?
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Are you the drunk one who's spiking the gravy boat
with vodka like Alexis.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, nay, gross vodka.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Gravy takes everyone happier just drinking it.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
At the table.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Are you the drunk one who's making a move on
your cousin like Brooke, I'm just being friendly.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Job how you say hello in the Fox House? Or
maybe you're the drunk one who takes his pants off
to make more room for pie like.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Me drunk you've never heard of elastic like there's ways
around heah.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
This as much easier whichever one you are. Channel it
as we practice our Thanksgiving manners and sharing during a
brand new edition of What's on Your Mind? Yeah, okay,
Alexis spiked that gravy though we're doing it coming up
right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
And sometimes I wonder if our show would sound more
sophisticated if we weren't American. I mean, if we were
in Scotland right now, this segment would be called what's.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Grautlan roomed up in your school? But what's going on
in Nope?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
It's just a regular old Yankee version of What's on
your Mind?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
A lot less whiskey?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Can we share what each member of the show has
been thinking about lately, starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's on
your mind?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, I learned something about our place of employment earlier
this week, okay, and that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Is to never have a medical emergency here.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Oh yeah, I was just planning on heaving.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Darn, don't.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So I'm sitting at my desk.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
We have like an open concept office, and this woman
who's with the ownership of the building that we're in,
casually strolls up and says.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Hey, anybody having a medical emergency?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I mean literally asks it as if we're having a
problem with the printer. I'm not exaggerating, and we all
kind of look around.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Like, what is happening?
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Question?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, and she goes, well, somebody called nine to one
one from a studio and.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Said they were having a medical emergency.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So I just came up.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
To check it out.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Mind you, she is not a damp, she's not a firefighter.
There's no police officers coming in behind her.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
She's just a good samaritan coming up to check on him.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
She was just casually strolling from studio to studios a
good word, no sign of emergency. Luckily, no one was injured.
It It was some sort of false alarm.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It was, but where were the professionals?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
I feel like she would have done an awesome job
even without all the devices. Like if someone had just
stepped up and raised their hands saying I was having
an issue, she would have kicked into gear with some
sort of mcguy ver six.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't think so. Man, she was so casual. Just
stay safe at.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Work, take yourself to the emergency exactly.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Yeah, I refuse jo. What's been on your mind?
Speaker 13 (12:46):
Well?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
I was sick last weekend and all I wanted was
suit and I love suit.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
So I go on to Uber eats. I'm a pro
Uber eats app.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Right, I go click, click, click, boom, boom boom, matter
of moments, three.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Cups a soup baby, I'm in soup mode.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Right, this is all I'm eating, and a cider bread.
Next day, I'm craving the same thing. I go back
on the app and I go to the Panera bread
and I'm like, what the heck? It says fifteen ninety
nine extra fee, and I'm like, whoa, this is raw
it a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, maybe it's hard to deliver soup slashes around.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
I'm just like, this can't be right.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
So I go back and I look at my receipt
from yesterday, and I paid over AE hundred dollars story
coups a soup, and apparently I ordered it from another city.
It took forty five minutes to get to me, and
now I know why.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So you ordered cold soup?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Well, actually it was pretty cold.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's so crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I paid thirty five dollars per cup of soup.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Sometimes I order bagels delivered in from New York City,
or I'll get my like gelato shipped in from Florence.
But I've never had my brock cheddar shipped in from
an hour noise.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
I need to try them. Yeah, it probably tastes way
better exonic.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Oh yeah, okay next time, Crazy alexis what's been on
your mind?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
So we hosted a friends giving at my house last weekend. Yes,
and we do it every year, but this was the most.
It was twenty people we came.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Over, and none of the friends in this room made
the friends giving? Did we?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Well?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
In my defense, our seating arrangement is always a little iffyk.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Like we put beer pong tables and kitchen tables because.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
We don't have one, and then we turned the couches
so it's what you sit on as the seats super
sophosticated your couches. And then for food we do no turkey.
We do rotisserie chicken from Costco. And then while I'm there,
I grabbed my mac and cheese that some people still.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Think I home cook. Okay, and it worked again this year.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I got a film's up across the table mid meal
and they were like, Alexis.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Keep it up, great mac and chees.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
The problem this year is that some people show up
like early, like six. Some people show up a seven.
We don't eat till everyone's there, so the food was
very cold. We had a very cold cold sup.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You didn't time it right from the grocery s timing.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Right, and we've never had this many people over, so
we ran out of silverware.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And it didn't have more. So we did have.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Everybody eat with the serving spoons like you scooped it
and then you just kept.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
It pretty much fits going on. So yeah, that sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Still, well you're sitting on the couch eating on a
beer pod.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, and some people sit on the dog kennel because
we didn't run out of space.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yes, we made it work, and we gave a lot
of wines.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I hope that people like thought it was good, you know,
like treat them.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It's better that sure is nice wine too, well five
dollar Yeah, yeah, I think nice there.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Twenties are so good.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I'm sort of not upset anymore that we weren't invited to.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
Joe.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
All right, everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Well, I'm not somebody who typically gets star struck by
people like I think part of it is I went
to a private with a bunch of children of celebrities
who went to school with me. Not to mention, when
I first met Brooke, she was on air and I
was in promotions, and she kind of ruined the whole
celeb image for me too.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I was not a celebrity.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
I could tell celebrities are supposed to act rich, not
have cupe on parts. Anyway, I realized there is one
type of celebrity though. That is my weakness. Strong athletic
former college athletes college. Yes, I know she's all.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I said strong because I was at a house party
recently and across the room I clocked this really tall,
muscular dude and he is wearing a hat from the
college where I went to school. So I'm just making
casual conversation with him. I'm like, oh, did you go
to school there?
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Like are you a fan or like what what's the deal?
Speaker 6 (16:50):
And he tells me, well, I actually played d line
for the football team.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
I was like, what, you guys?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Are that exciting?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
And he tells me his name and I don't know
what happened to my brain, but for the next like
thirty seconds, all of my cool is gone, and I
just keep saying, Oh my god, you're him, You're you're
you're football guy.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
You're you're you're him. I watched you football, you him football.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Out of post college. Right, he has a play.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
A long time.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
That's the moment I realize he's never going to tell
anyone that ever.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Again, it was so embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
I was superstar struck and I couldn't think of anything
else to say to him. Oh yeah, So moral is,
if you're hosting a party and there's going to be
any sort of former college football athlete there, do not
invite me.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I will kill the mood.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It sounds like it sounds like you were really uncool.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Did you get to pick at least with them?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I did not. But that's what's been on our minds.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
You could text into seven eighty five nine too and
tell us what's been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning, and we're in text in at seventy
five nine two with listeners telling us what's been on
their minds.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
It's my favorite day for the textport.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
I love this one, says, please please we need more
of Ronaldo. I love those pranks from Jose Please bring
it back. Make me laugh. I love you so much.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
It's I always know when you are thinking of.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
You can't be much of a fan if you can't
spell the name right. But if you want pranks you
gotta submit your friends and your family members on our website,
Brooknjeffrey dot com. Otherwise we won't know who to call.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Another text says, hey, guys, this is Ricky from Sacramento,
currently going through a divorce. If it wasn't for you, guys,
I don't even know how I could deal with it.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
I love you. You're the best, Ricky. That's right. We do
moonlight as divorce lawyers, and we call Ricky. We have
to sing as we cause most of them.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So I'm gonna say you are going to lose more
than half of everything if you use us.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
But yeah, well try Another text says, I think your
show needs an entire day where everyone texts in and
compliments Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Oh yeah, I love that idea, said that.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
I don't good luck in to my parents to be
on board with that one. Another one says, give me
that mouth to mouth, Brook, I think I'm drowning.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh wow, okay, if you could still text, you don't
get the mouth to mouth?
Speaker 6 (19:19):
All right, Well, hopefully you're okay, But if you need
a divorce lawyer, then you can keep texting it.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
On any reality show, even if you don't win, at
least you'll get something useful out of the experience.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh you're fifteen seconds of fame.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Yeah yeah, kind of like Bachelor contestants gain millions of followers.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Love Island people get a host of brand deals seriously,
along with a bunch of things that medically will stay
with them for years and years.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Okay, some of those they had before the show.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
That's a love souvenir exactly.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
But the winners of our segment Battle of the Tender Dates,
they act we lose an average of twelve followers and
they get left on red once again.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Brave people to still come on and do this game.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Sure is, it's not gonna make you famous, but it
will make you a legend in your group chat when
you participate in a brand new Battle of the Tender
Dates coming up right after this two hopeless.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
One dating app.
Speaker 14 (20:24):
Then the.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Question is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 7 (20:33):
It's Battle of the Tender Dates.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
It's the dating game show that believes every good first
date should be riddled with crabs because.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
You went out to a fancy seafood restaurant. Isn't that
nice oil?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Battle of the Tender Dates where two of our listeners
go head to head and sometimes mouth to mouth to
find out whose love life is the most tragic. We'll
go over the rules in just a second, but first
let's meet today's contestant. In this corner, he's not trying
to rush things physically.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
In fact, he says he's saving himself for his third
marriage meant self control.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Col Hello, Hello everyone.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Glad you held back in your first two marriages?
Speaker 14 (21:17):
Yes, yes, exactly, Good job Cole.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Then in the other corner, he gets ready for every
date with positive mirror affirmations and a strong cocktail of
testosterone injections right into the rear. Say hello to tiger Shark, Mark.
Speaker 12 (21:33):
Hello, everybody, Hello, Hello effects.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Mark.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
All right, I hope you're amped up for this game,
because here's how it works. One contestant will start by
telling one of their worst date stories. Then the other
will try and counter with a nightmare story of their own.
We're going back and forth for three rounds until we
declare a winner. Let's start it off with self control coal,
get it well?
Speaker 14 (21:55):
Okay, So we were eating and she was staring at
my chewing and I asked if something was wrong, like
did I have food on my face or something, and
she told me I was chewing like an alpha and
was turning her off.
Speaker 11 (22:10):
Off.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Yeah strong, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I mean I kind of get it, Like, if.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
The chewing isn't right from the beginning, thirty years into
the relationship, you're gonna want to kill the other person.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
That one Mark, We're over to you.
Speaker 13 (22:23):
So this girl invited me over to her place and
I found out she was very, very shy. She didn't
want to talk, but she made alphabet soup for us
for dinner and only wanted to communicate by spelling ATHLETs.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
God, I kind of like that, but like, what if
you're a bad speller? Not to mention dirty talking in bed? Yeah, yeah,
that's all right.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I had to the superl issues.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Yeah we're on around too. That means Cole tossing it
back to you, all right.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
So I took I took a date to an axe
throwing bar, and I thought it would be fine, but
then she showed up with her own acts.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Whoa, it's like bowling with bringing your own bowling balls.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
She's got a case for it exactly.
Speaker 14 (23:10):
And then she asked the bar if they could put
up an eight by ten photo of her ex and
the target for her.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Wow, she really came prepared.
Speaker 14 (23:19):
Well yeah, and she was insanely good and accurate at it,
like she hit it every time.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, I probably wouldn't ghost her, though at the same vein,
I guess it's going to be a tricky one to
get out of.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
Very nicely friends her.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
How did you feel about that goal? I mean it
terrified me.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
I mean I feel like I need to go into
witness protection. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh wow, Yeah, you probably shouldn't be talking about it.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Hopefully she's not listening to this. You're great whoever you are.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, predit that guy didn't deserve you, Mark.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Can you count? Yeah.
Speaker 13 (23:49):
I once went out with a girl. We went to
dinner and she pulls out her laptop and she hits
me with a timeshare presentation.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh no, God, does you have a quota?
Speaker 9 (23:59):
She's kind of fulfilled by.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
The end of the month.
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I didn't know if she was showing me what she
did for work or what was going on, and if
she was actually trying to sell me something. She kept answering.
I don't know. It just seems like a no brainer.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
If you don't take me up on it line, I mean,
by week three, you're gonna be happy you did it.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
I mean an hour later I wound up. I'm the
condo for a.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Few weeks, stuck, but you didn't have another date.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Yeah, at least got a beach facing unit. That worth it. Okay,
we're on to the third and final round. That means
we need your best stories here, gentlemen. So self control, Cole,
what have you got for us?
Speaker 14 (24:43):
So imaged with this super hard girl and she told
me she had a surprise date planned. All right, and okay,
my red flag radar should have went off because she
told me to meet her outside of Starbucks at three am.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
WHOA, I mean, I just feel like she's planning to
commit a crime.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Some people are mourning people.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Is not the morning.
Speaker 14 (25:06):
Okay, I'm bear waiting and she shows up a half
hour later and gives me a huge hug.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
You actually went at three in the morning.
Speaker 14 (25:16):
She was broad Okay. Apparently we were first in line
to get there's hard to find Starbucks bear cup.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Those are fire? What happened when she bought it?
Speaker 14 (25:31):
She sprinted back to her car, took off, and then
she blocked me.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Who she just used you to hold the spot in line.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Gus Brook is so jealous right now. Such a good
move day, Wow, Tiger Shark Mark, this is your last chance. Okay.
Speaker 13 (25:51):
So I took a date to a rooftop bar that
she suggested solid. We got there and they had a
table roped off for her with an incredible view.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Whoa, Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 13 (26:04):
Was impressed, and I asked her how did you get
this table roped off? And it turned out every Friday
she pays the host extra so she can have a
perfect view of her ex's apartment to see if he's
hanging out with someone.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Yeah, healthy, I like that.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
She's killing two birds with one stone, a date spine
on the ex.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
He's flying back. He sees her on a date too.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
You know.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Does that hangout go well?
Speaker 13 (26:30):
After she told me that she actually reached into her
person pulled out binocular.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Okay, again, very healthy. Sure, I can't believe you would
let her go. Mark, shame on you. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
And there's the final belt, which means the match is over.
So judges, let's score this. Alexis who you giving it to?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I had Cole for getting used for the bear cup
scalm for.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I see I go Mark for time shared dinner because
he's a sucker.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
That it not.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
It up here, Jose, you're the final decision. We gotta
go bear cup. Cole Man, okay, okay, self control, Coal, congratulations,
you are our desperado dude of the week. I know,
does that feel?
Speaker 14 (27:15):
It feels amazing?
Speaker 10 (27:17):
I feel very blessed.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I think that should be the opposite of what you're feeling.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Cold.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
But okay, I was going.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
To Star's gift card to give him. Yeah, I know
we're talking about too much of an alpha right now.
Cole you better simmer down.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Nine two if you want up here on the next
edition of Battle of the Tinder dates.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Your phone taps coming up right.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And whenever you
rent something, whether it's a car, or a hot tub
or an extra long coffin that locks from the outside.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Rental services, are you contacting.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Only the best, Brook, I see.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
I'll tell you there's a reason that they warn you
make sure to check inside before you return it.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Especially that coffin.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yeah, so they can avoid super awkward calls like the
one we made today when old Alan winter Bottom needs
to reach out to a tuxedo rental store to say
he may have accidentally left something inside his rented clothes. Yes,
he wants it back in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
Former winner, This is Tammy.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
Hi, Tammy, It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Okay, dice to talk to you. Who is this?
Speaker 12 (28:36):
My name is Alan, Alan winter Bottom. I'm a customer
of yours.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Well, we certainly appreciate your patronage. So how can I
help you today?
Speaker 9 (28:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (28:48):
You you can help me because I rented a tuxedo
and dropped it back off with you guys just two
days ago. Okay, I realized that I may have left
a personal item inside of it.
Speaker 15 (29:04):
All right, Oh my, can you feel like a real dunce?
Speaker 11 (29:09):
Oh? Oh no, it happened all the time. It happens
all the time.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Oh, you're sweet.
Speaker 11 (29:13):
We're pretty thorough when we go through the tuxedos. I
kind of need your help with what exactly you're looking for.
What did you leave?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
Well, yeah, I really don't know if you want me.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
To tell you that.
Speaker 11 (29:29):
Well, I mean, the only way I can tell you
if we found it is if you tell me what
it is.
Speaker 12 (29:34):
I guess that's true. Well, okay, I'm not proud to
say this, but uh, I think I left my diaper
in there.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (29:47):
Yeah, it was a pretty crazy night and the host
was serving cheesecake, and even though I'm lactose intolerant, I
just said, hey, what the heck, go for it.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
You're only ninety three once, right.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
And you're trying to get this back.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
It's not just the one. There's that in some backups too.
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Oh god, I had three other folded ones in the
front pockets and a Huggy Special in the back.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Those types of things are disposable, so you shouldn't want
it back. Why are you confirmed about getting it?
Speaker 12 (30:29):
Hold on a second there, missy, have you been to
the store lately. The diaper prices are sore and higher
than my blood pressure.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
Okay, I mean if we had found them.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
Wait a second, I'm racking the old nogging up there,
and there's a chance maybe I left them in the
old limo.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Okay, that that is not because I met two skicks
at the party.
Speaker 12 (30:55):
Don't need Roberta and Roberta's twin.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
Okay, So you're gonna you're gonna have to talk to
the limit.
Speaker 12 (31:04):
Let's just say I lost more than a diaper in
the limo that night.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
Oh yeah, you got it, sir.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
You you're having some great adventures, especially for a man
of your age.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Wait a second, what.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
You tin to do?
Speaker 10 (31:20):
There?
Speaker 12 (31:21):
Are you sweet talking to me? You want a slice
of the old Alan pie?
Speaker 10 (31:25):
Do you?
Speaker 11 (31:27):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (31:27):
There's a lot of me to go.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
I cannot help you.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
With any of that, yeah, professionally right right, you're on
the clock.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
No, I can help you with tuck rentals, that is it.
Speaker 12 (31:41):
Yeah, you don't know this, but a lot of ladies
want me for my.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Beanie baby collection Alan.
Speaker 12 (31:49):
Yeah, I mean I haven't looked at the prices since
ninety six, but I'm assuming I'll be able to buy
me a nice condo down in Florida with that treasure troil.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Oh god, yup.
Speaker 11 (32:03):
I can't help you if you left diapers in a limo.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
Well you could help me if you know of a
place with non lactose cheesecake.
Speaker 11 (32:14):
Sorry, I don't. I don't think I know anything that
can help you.
Speaker 12 (32:17):
Well, that really is a bummer because right now, the
only spot that I know of with the good slices
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You know, you know
the radio showed that does them prank phone calls whatnot.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
Oh yeah, you should.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Listen because it'll really fill up your diapers.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
You're on the radio right now, Jammy, my name is
jeff and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Oh thank god. Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
Your manager Mike set you up because he said it's
your five year anniversary at the shop. He thought you
get a real kick out of this phone call.
Speaker 11 (32:58):
Oh my god, I am so really because I had
no idea how to deal with that, or I had
to get off the phone for that matter.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
You're saying so in your entire time working there five years.
No customers have ever left a diaper in any of
the formal wear.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
No one has ever called in to retrieve a lost diaper.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
I'll tell you it happens sometimes, those limal parties, they
get pretty wide.
Speaker 11 (33:26):
I am sure they do.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Wake up every morning was weekday morning on the twenties,
frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
What are the natural enemies of romance? Bad lighting?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Oh yes, god, dishonesty, morning breath.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Morning breath is pretty pretty much turn off? Yeah Brooks
tap dancing routines.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Day, except that.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
Got it all spicy.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I'm a hoofer. Okay, what is that?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
I stand correct? Turn on.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Off to buffalo?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Okay, okay, maybe Brooks stopped talking for a while today.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
The only things blocking our listener from true love are
honesty and truth.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Those are the same things jeff All.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
He did was be one hundred percent honest on his
dating profile about what he's looking for in an ideal partner,
just keeping it a hundred and what happens. Of course,
he's painted as a villain for that. Truth bites us again.
You can decide if his truth telling went too far.
In your brand new second date.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Update right after this second date. Update date. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning, and a guy named Corey
is back on with us again, okay, after.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
He tried getting a second date a few months ago.
And I know we do a lot of these, so
you probably won't remember him.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
But I'm just terrible with names, Jeff, Let's go.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
He did make the fatal air of playing the job
game with his date, where you each tell each other
what job would you be good at?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
And he said groupie for her. I remember, Hult kind
of surprised that woman said no to a date with him,
but you know exactly, Corey. It's good to have you back.
How you doing, man?
Speaker 10 (35:15):
Thanks, I'm doing great.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
How are you okay?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
And before we start, you didn't accidentally offend someone again?
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Did you?
Speaker 10 (35:20):
But you're self aware now, I'm pretty sure I didn't know.
I think I did a good job this time, all.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Right, that's good.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
Well you may think that, but she is not calling
you back, so we don't know for sure. Let's get
the full story about this new lady, better lady, hopefully,
And how did you meet her?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
The woman was fine, It was not her fault.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Job that is such a weird place to place blame
on someone calling someone else a groupie.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Corey is our listener, so he can do no wrong
and it is her faults. Maybe what I meant was
a better match for Joe okay, with a nicer lady.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
So let's let's figure out what's going on with her.
Who did you meet recently?
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (35:59):
So I met Charlotte, and uh, I think the problem
last time, like you said, it was just wasn't a
good match for me. So this time I was like,
I'm going to be super specific and just like more
intentional about it.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Are you talking about on the dating apps?
Speaker 7 (36:14):
And yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I just.
Speaker 10 (36:16):
Like put some information on my profile that would kind
of like screen out anybody who was just wasn't going
to be a good fit.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
What did you say, no groupies allowed?
Speaker 10 (36:26):
I promise you I'm staying away from the groupies of anything.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Okay, okay, okay, safe for a first date.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
So what did you write on your as your criteria
for what you're looking for?
Speaker 10 (36:36):
Well, the first thing, obviously was that that to have
a sense of humor, because I feel like that was
the problem last time.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Does anyone ever think they don't have a sense of humor? Though?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, people.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
They know that, but they know, like, are they self aware?
Speaker 7 (36:49):
I don't think some people don't like humor. Some people
are like laughter.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
No, I haven't ever met with but okay, what else
was on the list?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (36:59):
Brunete got to be a brunette?
Speaker 9 (37:01):
Weird?
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Oh why is that weird?
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Why is that?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
Who wants to like?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Because ninety percent of women don't have real hair color,
they could be any hair color you want it to.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Be, you know, Okay, so diet brown before you meet?
Speaker 10 (37:14):
Yeah, exactly, Like even if you have like natural brown
hair and you diet blonde, then we're not a good fit.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Okay, I just want it to be brown hair.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
Okay, you're very specific about what you like, and that's okay.
Speaker 10 (37:25):
Got to be mid to late twenties, mid to late ten.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Are you also mid to late twenties?
Speaker 10 (37:30):
I'm thirty two.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Okay, doesn't work for you.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
I've just found that that's a sweet spot, that's all.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
I mean, Corey, you're taking a risk and you're weeding
out the people that for sure won't match with you.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Okay, Yeah, what else is on your list?
Speaker 15 (37:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (37:45):
So they got to be able to parallel park.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
That's funny. That's like a funny thing, right, that's like
your humor parts.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
You got to be a joke.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
I guess it's kind of a joke because it's mildly funny,
but I mean it like, it's just annoying to me
with people like can't parallel park, Like you're grown up
and you can't even do that basic skill. I'm just like,
get out of here.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
Not everyone's in the city as much having every day
people have a lot of space to park their car.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I mean, I don't like guys that get seasick, So
I mean there's weird stuff out there, you know.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
I guess, yeah, totally all right, And you said there
was one more.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
They gotta be okay with me being five minutes late
to everything.
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Oh you're a late person?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
You Yeah, that's helpful information because if someone is a
super punctual person and that would stress them out, then
they're not a good match for you.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Brook finally approves of one quality that it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Was okay with a parallel parking.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Okay, so out of all the criteria, did you get
any matches with women or.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
You know what? I got one.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
That's what happens when you it's tunnel like that.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
That's why we need to call her back and get
a second date.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
And so is that the Charlotte girl?
Speaker 10 (38:54):
Yeah, that's Charlotte.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Okay, So it sounds like you met up with her
how to go?
Speaker 10 (38:58):
Yeah, we went to dinner, was late by not by much, right,
and we had a little laugh about it and honestly,
and then we just had the best time. From there,
we went to a restaurant and we sat outside. It
was like picnic benches and stuff, and we just talked
for hours.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
So when did you do the driving test to make
sure she was legit on the parallel party?
Speaker 10 (39:20):
She was like, you know, I already did it because
you know she parked when she arrived there. Okay, and
then it was close to the curb and it was
lined up straight with so funny.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Okay, did you marry a conversation?
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Yeah, I mean she knows all the steps, but hopefully
you got the neighbors security footage to corroborate the actual story.
So it sounds like overall she checked all the boxes
that you set out.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
The connection seems to be good.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, the chemistry sounds so great.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
What's happened since then?
Speaker 10 (39:46):
We exchanged a bunch of texts and look, it's not
like she doesn't want to go out with me, because
twice we've set updates. It just both times after she
said yes, something came up she was like, Oh, I'm sorry,
I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I mean maybe if she's the woman that fits all
your criteria, she's a woman who fits a lot of
guys criteria.
Speaker 10 (40:05):
Yeah, I'm sure that's possible. But I just I hope
she's gonna give me another chance, that's all.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
At any point, did you ever ask if she has
any deal breaking criteria for you?
Speaker 10 (40:20):
No, as far as I know, she likes me and
has no reason not to.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
Okay, So the date was all about you then, and
what you want and checking all of your boxes.
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Not necessarily, we just didn't talk about that. She wasn't like,
oh are you this?
Speaker 9 (40:32):
Are you that?
Speaker 10 (40:33):
I don't know. I thought she liked me. We didn't
just talk about me the whole time.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
But it could be a different story when we reach
out to Charlotte.
Speaker 9 (40:39):
Other than it's kind.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Of it does seem all about him. Maybe maybe he
was too focused on his checklist and and if she's
not okay with it being all about him, then she
doesn't deserve him, Well.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
She's the only option, so yeah, we might loosen.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
The strings a little bit when we call Charlotte and
get you your second date up date coming up right after.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
This second date update if you're just joining us. Corey
is back with a very specific set of criteria for
what he's looking for in a woman right now, mid
to late twenties. Brunette, good sense of humor, ability to
parallel park, and has to be cool with him running
five minutes late to everything.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, I mean covers it.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
The wedding vows they write themselves, He's basically so. Corey
put that energy out into the universe, and the universe
gave him Charlotte the perfect to Brunette. They had a
pretty perfect dinner day, perfect parallel parking job. The only
thing not perfect is he can't lock down that second
date with her yet.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I mean, but they're still taxtinge, which is a good sign.
Trying to plan, Yeah, trying, but she keeps canceling.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
Yeah, she keeps saying yes and then changing her mind. Corey,
where's your head at right now?
Speaker 10 (41:53):
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. Is
kind of crazy. I'm kind of sick of this kind
of behavior from ladies.
Speaker 14 (41:58):
Honestly, that's aggressive.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Okay, you might need to add a new thing to
your criteria. Yeah, no women who bread crumb me.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, no one would respond to him.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
This is literally the only person that fit every other thing.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
We can't add any more to the list.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
You're saying there's a chance, saying.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
It may not be Charlotte's fault here.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
Yeah, well, let's find out. Okay, you might be right,
but Corey, you ready to do this?
Speaker 10 (42:22):
Let's do it?
Speaker 7 (42:23):
All right?
Speaker 6 (42:23):
Here we go, and Corey, remember, I need you to
stay quiet until we can at least get her to
tell us a little bit of information and then we'll
call you in.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
Okay, Okay, I'm scared.
Speaker 8 (42:33):
What if she lied about parallel parking?
Speaker 7 (42:35):
Guys, Oh my gosh, that's going to be a bomb.
This could be devastating.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
That's why she's not calling him back him.
Speaker 9 (42:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
All right, sorry, hold right and ruin it for everybody.
Speaker 7 (42:44):
Let's find out. Here we go.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
Hello, Hey is this Charlotte? Yeah, hey Charlotte, thanks for answering.
You're on a radio show right now called Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (43:03):
Good morning, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Wait what yeah, said good morning, and that's not what
she's saying.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
She's trying to why she's here.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Sorry, it's a lot of voice, little overwhelming, probably, But
we're a show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and we'd love a second of your time to just
chat a little.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Bit about your dating life.
Speaker 15 (43:24):
How did you get my number?
Speaker 7 (43:25):
Some would say the universe provided it to us, but
others would say a guy named Corey gave us the digits.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
Whoa wait a minute, Corey called you guys.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Yeah. The reason that he did it is because he
told us a little bit about your hangout the other
night when you went and got dinner together, and he's
a little bit disappointed that you two haven't reconnected for
another meetup. That makes sense.
Speaker 15 (43:53):
I'm just taking this all in.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I mean, he said that you guys have been texting
that maybe he was just getting the vibe that you
keep canceling on him on purpose, Like you don't you're
not maybe as excited about another date as he is.
Speaker 15 (44:06):
No, I mean I thought the date was cool, but
I don't know he he kind of has a lot
of requirements. I guess you could say, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Are you talking about Yeah? His dating bio, his list
on his dating bio.
Speaker 15 (44:21):
I mean that was kind of like the whole conversation
when we were on the date was about his profile.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Yeah, we heard, we heard a little bit about it.
But that's where Corey is in his life right now.
He's just trying to figure out if there's somebody out
there that can meet the types of things that would
fit the style of person that he is.
Speaker 7 (44:39):
And he thought that was you, Charlotte.
Speaker 15 (44:42):
Oh, okay, would you not agree with that? I mean,
it would be nice if he didn't have a list bute.
The date was cool, it was nice.
Speaker 10 (44:53):
Then.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
I guess we just need to know if Corey's intuition
is correct that you're blowing him off on purpose, Like,
is there some things specific that's holding you back?
Speaker 15 (45:03):
Well, they're kind of it is okay. If I'm honest,
I feel guilty.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
I feel guilty.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
Well, yeah you should, but what he's joking.
Speaker 15 (45:15):
No, but I really do feel kind of guilty about
what I know. He had mentioned to me that he
only dates women around mid to late twenties. Yeah, which
is fine. However, I'm not in that age bracket.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Please tell me you're not younger? Yeah, I mean if.
Speaker 7 (45:38):
You are twenty four, like.
Speaker 15 (45:43):
Fall, I'm in my thirties.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Wait, does that mean you're lying about your age on
the apps?
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah, you have to have it said.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
Do you think of that?
Speaker 11 (45:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (45:53):
I kind of. I kind of did.
Speaker 9 (45:55):
Yeah, you are.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
Why why do you lie?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I mean, it don't a big difference. Why do you
lie about your dating age?
Speaker 15 (46:02):
I just feel like guys are very specific when it
comes to age, and even though I mean we're the
same age, I'm thirty two, but I just feel like
they want younger and I'm just not there anymore.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, but wouldn't you not want to meet a guy
that wouldn't I mean, like, if you met a guy
who only wants to date someone in their twenties, then
maybe they're not the right person, or.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Like if they're that strict on it.
Speaker 15 (46:25):
I mean, but the thing is, Corey was such a
cool guy and I feel like we hit it off.
Speaker 6 (46:30):
So this thing, the lie about your own age, that's
the reason why you keep kind of waffling back and
forth on going out with Corey one more time.
Speaker 15 (46:38):
I am not looking forward to telling him, but I
feel like, I mean, I have to eventually, I have
to talk to him. I can't just keep yeah, ignoring
and canceling.
Speaker 6 (46:48):
And and what's the thing that they say about, you know,
just ripping off the band aid and getting it over
with without the band age. Yeah, that you kind of
done that, Charlotte, because Corey's actually already listening to this
phone call quietly on the.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Other line, so we heard everything.
Speaker 7 (47:06):
Yeah, I'm serious. If he's there, Corey, Charlotte.
Speaker 9 (47:14):
Weird.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
Yeah, we're going to back away and let you two
talk this out. I think you need a moment.
Speaker 10 (47:24):
So, Charlotte, you lied? Huh why?
Speaker 15 (47:28):
I mean, be honest, Corey, Like if I did tell
you the truth, you wouldn't even give me a chance,
Like I got a hat to sip on this got
a point?
Speaker 10 (47:35):
Well, I guess we'll never know because you did lie.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Cory.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
You're just gonna shut her down like that. Remember she's
the only person that the requirements.
Speaker 13 (47:45):
I didn't.
Speaker 10 (47:46):
She said she was something granny and a liar.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Granny.
Speaker 7 (47:50):
Aren't you Wait a minute.
Speaker 15 (47:53):
If I'm a granny, then you're a grandpa because for
the same age.
Speaker 10 (47:56):
Look like whatever, I obviously don't want to date you.
Speaker 15 (47:59):
Now, what are you really immature?
Speaker 10 (48:03):
Okay, you're a liar, but I'm immature because I don't
want to date you.
Speaker 7 (48:06):
That's fuck.
Speaker 15 (48:06):
Look like you've never lied before.
Speaker 14 (48:08):
Come on, I was very upfront, a little too.
Speaker 15 (48:12):
Up front, like you're not like a ten you know?
Speaker 10 (48:15):
Oh god, whatever I mean. That doesn't make you look good.
You went out on the date with me, so look,
I don't even want to argue about it. I want you.
I think it's only fair that you venmo me half
the cost of the dinner.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Corey, What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (48:32):
I know that they she like faved on her age,
but you liked her.
Speaker 10 (48:36):
I did like her until I found out she wasn't
a truthful person.
Speaker 11 (48:40):
Cory.
Speaker 15 (48:41):
I'm not going to memo you. This is ridiculous. Like
you ordered street taco I think the bill is like
eight dollars, Like, you can't be that cheap.
Speaker 13 (48:49):
Drink?
Speaker 10 (48:50):
Right, Well, you can tell it to the judge.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
J you take it to a small claims court, very
small court.
Speaker 14 (48:57):
Joking, Corey, I'm not joking.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
Have you heard of Judge Mathis?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Do you want to go to a TV joke show?
Speaker 15 (49:05):
Judge Matthews, Why you're gonna embarrass both of us? Stop it?
Speaker 10 (49:09):
Oh you're gonna be embarrassed, I've already been on the
show twice because the issues I've had with roommate.
Speaker 7 (49:17):
I don't know if that admission actually makes you look better.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
I know, dude, dude, I'm thinking you just need to
venom him the eight bucks if he's that desperate for it,
and just get him out of your hair.
Speaker 15 (49:25):
I'm not doing it. I'm not going to memo you.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
No, the venmo and the court talk aside. It's at
this point that I would like to offer a second date.
Speaker 15 (49:34):
They already oh no, this isn't We're declining a strong
decline from No, you won't have.
Speaker 7 (49:40):
To pay for these tacos. They'll be on us, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
And Corey needs to say yes, he's got no one
else that matched the dating apps.
Speaker 10 (49:47):
Can you please stop mentioning that you're supposed to be
on my side.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
She's a lied to be the one person who did.
Speaker 7 (49:53):
Yeah, she sounds kind of like a groupie to me, brother,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 15 (49:58):
Else, I am not a group.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
An inside joke, yeah, the last one.
Speaker 15 (50:05):
So what do you mean? He called everybody a groupie.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Show before too.
Speaker 7 (50:10):
The fact that you don't get the joke means you're
just not meant to be together, Charlotte. So I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Don't take it personally.
Speaker 15 (50:17):
No, no, no, don't be sorry. This is this is
helping me. You know what.
Speaker 10 (50:21):
Let's just let's just hang up on her. Because I
got to get back to my dating profile. I got
to add a new criteria to it.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
So your new criteria is, women who won't go out
with me a second time have to be okay with
venmowing me for half the bill for the date we can.
I give you enough character, you're gonna get so many
matches after that. Yeah, it's working, Jeffrey in the morning,
and these are tough second date updates for us to do.
Speaker 6 (50:45):
Where everybody's wrong, but also everybody's kind of right.
Speaker 7 (50:49):
You shouldn't care about other people's age. You shouldn't lie
about your own age.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
I've been telling Brook for years to put her real
age on the morning show LinkedIn page. She's still twenty
six years old, for everybody crazy that.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Everyone believes it. I look so good.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
But you know, when everybody disagrees, and everybody agrees, there's
no middle ground. It was impossible to get them back together. Agree.
Speaker 6 (51:14):
Oh well, okay, I changed my mind though, Okay, then
I agree.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
It's a hard one. I mean, there should be more
compromise in the world of dating. Yeah, just in the world.
Speaker 10 (51:25):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (51:26):
Not everything is a deal breaker red flag.
Speaker 9 (51:28):
Yeah, you know, it could be a flag.
Speaker 10 (51:30):
It's got to be a deal breaker.
Speaker 8 (51:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (51:31):
But that's not very good for the plot, now, is it.
Speaker 9 (51:33):
No, that's true.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, for the plot, jeff Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 7 (51:37):
We're all doing it for the here you're going to
hear that for the next four months every single day.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
But exactly so, email the show, even if it's just
for the plot, and we'll call that person who's not
calling you back. Go check out all of our second
date updates. Great plots on those. Okay, they're available online
wherever you get them.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Faking Jeffrey in the Morning?
Speaker 6 (52:02):
Tis the season to fall in cuff?
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Oh I thought we were getting arrested?
Speaker 6 (52:11):
Why not both Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Because
according to dating experts, fall is the time when most
people couple up, and of course many of them meet
on dating apps, which is why I want to ask
my co host to see if they know the top
five lies that people tell on dating apps. Any guesses
(52:33):
what the top five lies would be?
Speaker 7 (52:36):
Number one? I'm six ft tall.
Speaker 9 (52:41):
Number one.
Speaker 7 (52:42):
Lie that people tell I mean guys. I mean maybe
girls will lie about that too for some reason.
Speaker 8 (52:46):
But why why do guys lie like you're gonna meet
up with her eventually, I'm just.
Speaker 7 (52:49):
Gonna see you.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Well, they're just hoping we're really bad.
Speaker 7 (52:55):
It's just about getting your foot in the door too,
like your little foot. Yeah, okay, unnecessary broke.
Speaker 6 (53:04):
Stop any other guesses of lies that are being told.
Speaker 7 (53:08):
It could be I heard hiking, okay. Number two, I
love hiking.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Outdoor activities as a hobby is the most common filler
on dating apps when it's totally not true.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
It's probably because people stress out when they've asked. Then
they're asked about their hobbies like I don't what if
I don't do anything? I don't want to come off
not interesting. Anyone could talk about walking.
Speaker 9 (53:32):
I'm single.
Speaker 7 (53:33):
I go home and I watch Netflix. Yeah, I'll go
through the rest real quickly. Number three. I'm looking for
something serious. That's why b s you are.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
Over forty percent. Admit they're really after something casual. Number four.
I barely use this app. Have you heard that before?
Speaker 8 (53:55):
Yeah, it's funny because I say that I go on
tender once every six months, and I say and no believe.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
I believe.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
She's like, yeah, right, you should just say the opposite.
I'm on here, so.
Speaker 9 (54:08):
I'm on her daily before.
Speaker 7 (54:11):
At number five, that's just my roommate in the pic.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
You're really hot.
Speaker 9 (54:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (54:21):
Those are the top five lives people tell on the
dating apps if you're looking for love out there personally.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
I just listened to the second date updates. Yeah there
you can hear realize Laser stories coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's mashing together McDonald's and Wendy's
to create a limited time sea snack.
Speaker 7 (54:46):
The file of fish Frosty now.
Speaker 6 (54:51):
Comes in tasty telapia or halibit chunks.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
My kids don't need to use those gummy sharks anymore.
Speaker 6 (54:58):
There, put the ocean in your mouth with Laser Story,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does.
Speaker 7 (55:06):
Except we've got a laser. Those other sardine smoothies just don't.
Speaker 6 (55:10):
This first laser story is out of Florida, all right, yay.
Speaker 7 (55:14):
A forty four year old man named Peter Rieira raises
chickens for a living and the other night he was
out at a bar and knocking back a few when
he got into a discussion about poultry.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
As you would if you're a chicken farmer at it.
Speaker 7 (55:29):
Says his area of expertise.
Speaker 6 (55:31):
And it was with three other guys who'd been drinking
most of the night, and that discussion turned into a
full blown argument.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Listen to the expert here, guys.
Speaker 6 (55:42):
Of course, in his mind, Peter is the foremost expert,
and these bozos didn't know what they were talking about
when it came to chickens.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Chicken idiots out there, Jeff like someone talking to us
about radio.
Speaker 7 (55:53):
Yeah, yeah, we know a little bit, you know, we're
in it.
Speaker 6 (55:55):
Well, they wouldn't listen to his opinions, so he did
the reasonable thing, pull the and started firing.
Speaker 7 (56:03):
Gosh. After that, cops got involved and arrests were made.
Here's a clip of a local detective explaining what happened.
Speaker 16 (56:11):
The shooter evidently raises chickens, and the conversation was about
how many eggs a chicken can lay. One victim ran
out into the roadway trying to get away from the shooter.
The other two victims hid. We had several phone calls
the shooter himself called nine to one one. Arming yourself
with a handgun when you're under.
Speaker 7 (56:29):
The influence is not a good idea. There's never going
to be a good outcome with that.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
I really thought he was going to end that with
some sort of white did the chicken cross the road jokes?
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, I really was setting itself.
Speaker 6 (56:41):
I feel like most chicken arguments do in this way.
Though it is Florida. Peter is now facing multiple charges
and is being held without bond.
Speaker 7 (56:51):
For what it's worth, all three men said Peter.
Speaker 6 (56:53):
Was way over the top about his chicken knowledge and
that didn't sit well with them.
Speaker 7 (56:59):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
I'm just worried about who's taking care of the chickens.
Speaker 7 (57:02):
Now, you know, chickens pretty self sufficient, though, I don't
think tell.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
Him you're not a chicken fan to call it and
play you and Chicken trivia.
Speaker 6 (57:11):
Bock bock Bock next laser story is out of the
collectible Corner with Wicked for Good hitting theaters on the
twenty first. It must be good timing to auction off
the original Wicked Witch's hat.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
Oh you mine pretty and you're a little dog.
Speaker 7 (57:30):
Oh million, Yeah, her hat is like conning the pointy
black hat that Margaret Hamilton wore in nineteen thirty nine
is the Wizard of Oz. Will be auctioned on December third,
So how much will it get? Speculation is all over
the place, especially because the original pair of ruby slippers
that Judy Garland wore those sold for twenty eight million
(57:52):
dollars eight.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
Oh my god, I'm sorry right now, everybody loves the
Witches more.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, I mean from the energy absolutely all day.
Speaker 7 (58:02):
I can see that.
Speaker 6 (58:02):
So the twenty eight mil, that's a lot more than expected.
As for the hat, last time it sold was only
a year ago for two point nine million.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Because of the yeah collectible.
Speaker 6 (58:17):
The experts are saying it could go for more than double.
Now it's smart, that's smart.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Who would have ever thought buying a two point nine
million dollar hat would be a good investment?
Speaker 7 (58:26):
Making fun of you?
Speaker 6 (58:27):
What I want to spend my money on is none
of your business. Okay. If I want to wear that
hat around while I cook, then that's my right.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Interesting he made himself green.
Speaker 6 (58:38):
Screw you guys. This next Lanser story is out of
Food News. Jello is celebrating it's one hundred and twenty
fifth anniversary with three new limited edition Thanksgiving items.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
Oh we're calling them No Thanks.
Speaker 6 (58:51):
Molds because they're shaped like three of the most divisive
Thanksgiving foods, Brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and pecan pop.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
What point like one of my three favorites.
Speaker 8 (59:04):
Cranberry I can skip, but I love some brussels.
Speaker 7 (59:07):
So to be clear, wow, brussels.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
Wait a minute, this looks like a dinner from a
nineteen seventies is what.
Speaker 1 (59:14):
It looks like.
Speaker 6 (59:15):
Well, just to be clear, they aren't doing the super
weird flavors thing. These are just silicone molds that are
shaped like those polarizing foods, not new flavor mixes. So
the cranberry mold comes with actual cranberry jello, but the
Brussels sprouts is lime and the pecan pie is orange flavor.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
It's not very advertising, hard to look at esthetic, it's interesting.
Jello's a hard seal of my kids.
Speaker 6 (59:42):
But now your family has a name and a backstory
for the bird that it's getting this year. So each
No Thanks mold costs five dollars and it comes with
a kit with a box of Jello mix. And they're
available exclusively on Walmart dot com beginning today.
Speaker 7 (59:59):
Wall supply. Last, is it ever.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
A good ploy of a company to do no thanks
on a food item?
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
I don't know, but I want to try to make
these shot versions.
Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
You know that.
Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
This next says or story is out of Holiday headquarters.
If you're shopping in a Target this holiday season and
it seems like an employee's being extra attentive, they're probably
not flirting with you.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I think you probably could always assume that anyone on
the other.
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Round, well, I think most of the time they wouldn't
even talk to you. But this is just a new
policy that Target is supposedly launched called the ten to
four program, which requires their workers to engage with customers
when they're within ten feet of a shopper.
Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
Wow, you have to.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
So basically all Target employees are going to, say, eleven
feet away from everyone, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
The store.
Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
But if they are within that ten foot range, they're
being told to smile directly at them.
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Oh God, this is gonna be kind of weird.
Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Then as you get closer, they'll make eye contact and
wave or even say hello.
Speaker 12 (01:01:08):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Remember she's just being friendly, she's not flirting with you.
She likes if they are within four feet of a
shopper employees then must ask if they need help finding anything,
or they're directed to ask how their day is going,
or a similar pleasantry like hey, you.
Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
Want to wear my red vest and resticker things with
my price? Dumb just friendly.
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Chat that seems like a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
I have a friend who worked at Target a long
time ago, and she said that one of the company
policies is that couldn't have blood clots in the aisles,
and that was more than one red Target worker.
Speaker 14 (01:01:48):
Plot.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I was like, what is that crazy?
Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
A weird policy.
Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Target says heading into the holiday they wanted to make
adjustments and implement new ways to increase connection during the
most important time time.
Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
Of the year.
Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
When people leave me alone when I'm don't ask me
how I dance?
Speaker 8 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I get if I'm approaching you, I don't approach me.
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Yeah, I'll come find you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Exact eye contact, though, I mean slip down everybody, Yeah,
check me out. Other places have similar proximity rules for
customer interaction, including Walmart and Disney. So it isn't the
first time a company's asked workers to carry around mental
tape measurers.
Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
They'll run up to you and dance with you.
Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
The interactions are wild do you want to hook back
for them?
Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
I know, I'm like, I'm okay, But speaking of mental
tape measurers, this guy just used a tape measure last night.
Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Wait a minute, he's measuring socks the show for stockings.
Of course, he watch the biggest one.
Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Santa can put what ever he wants to go. And
that's how means Laser Stories has come to an end
for the day. We'll do it again the same time
on Friday.
Speaker 10 (01:03:00):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
It's come to my attention that I may have missed
the previous one or two rounds of Brooks Trivia here
because I happen to be busy attending to very important
personal matters.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
They were important. This show is what's important.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Whatever happens at the rest drop down the highway is
not listen.
Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
The point is I am back today because I want
to be here, and yeah, not because police raided that
rest stop in a quote sting operation.
Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
I don't care what the newspapers say. My lawyer is
handling all of it. So welcome back to the damage
control edition of Beat brook And please don't.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Tell us anymore. So we're not accomplices. That's all I want.
Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
We'll shake hands afterwards.
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
And they know what happens. I do not trust you
to use the soap.
Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Today on the phone, we have returning player Matthew. He's
zero to one against you all time. Matthew. You believe me, right,
of course I do. Jeff, Thank you, Matthew. It's nice
to have it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
How many sting operations have you been part of? Matthew?
Speaker 10 (01:04:04):
The jury's on that one. I'm not liable to talk
about that exactly.
Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
Just because I was in that highway rest stop bathroom
doesn't mean I was doing anything nefarious. That's what my
lawyer told me, and that's what I'm sticking to. Okay,
where are you going, broke the rest up? It's to
the left.
Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Okay, she's gonna go check it out anyway. In the meantime,
let's play the game.
Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
Matthew.
Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win, and I hope you do. Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (01:04:36):
I'm ready, Jeff.
Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Good luck. Your time starts now. Today is National French
Dip Day. A traditional French dip sandwich comes with the
side of what sauce. Vibranium is the material that makes
up what superhero shield one woman?
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
What's the proper name for a champagne glass? What giant
movie monster comes from a place called Skull Island? What's
a group of clams called a cluster, a calamity or
a bed? Mick Jagger is the lead singer of which
rock band Wow Math.
Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Was great? The crew pro came in there dominated well done.
Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
Brook is now back in the studio here, and uh,
what else should we talk about with Matthew? We are
coming up on Thanksgiving here, and according to Matthew, he's
told our producer his three favorite things to eat on
that holiday.
Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I like to discuss this.
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Garlic mashed potatoes, which apparently he mashes himself. He enjoys
his mother's recipe for stuffing and turkey, but only if
it's super moist you like.
Speaker 10 (01:05:45):
No, My my mom taught my wife how to cook
it very well too, so is a very special method
of Even the white beat is incredibly moist.
Speaker 13 (01:05:55):
Yeah, we do use a turkey bag.
Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
The methods.
Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
I love the fact that Matthew can mention his mother
in super moist. In the same sense, it's a very.
Speaker 10 (01:06:04):
Hearty Matthew, you guys are welcome over here for thanks
to me any time.
Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
We don't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Get involved in your family.
Speaker 14 (01:06:18):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Okay, save a seat for us. But now Brooke, it's
your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Ready?
Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
Your time starts now. Today is National French Dip Day.
A traditional French dip sandwich comes with a side of
what sauce?
Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
As you? Vibranium is the material that makes up what
superhero shield?
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Vibranium is Captain America?
Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
What's the proper name for a champagne glass flute? What
giant movie monster comes from a place called Skull Island?
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Godzilla?
Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
What is a group of clams called a cluster, a calamity,
or a bed? Mick Jagger is the lead singer of
which rock band?
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Oh my god, Mick Jagger is the lead singer of
Rolling Stone.
Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
Just snuck that answer in. Let's go to the scoreboard
with our own hose.
Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
I am not some mania who needs to be high
or loaded all the time.
Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
That's a really good clip.
Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Loaded.
Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
You got five? You were all impressed. I almost looked
at each other like, well, broke, you got the same
amount of questions and and five as well?
Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
That was it good?
Speaker 13 (01:07:39):
It was Captain America Vibratium.
Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
Yeah, just barely.
Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Wasn't enough, Matt, So ty does go to the house.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National French
Dip Day. A traditional French dip sandwich comes with a
side of as you.
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Sauce, so good, drink it right now.
Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
Speaking of super moist, vibrain is the material that makes
up Captain America's shield. Proper name for a champagne glass
would be a flute. The giant movie monster who comes
from Skull Island would be King Kong. Sorry, Godzilla comes
from the sea. A group of clams is called just
a bed of clams.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
And Calamity would be so cute.
Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Mick Jagger is the lead singer of the Rolling Stones,
So Matt, I'm sorry man, it wasn't enough to win today.
Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
But just for playing, we are going to give you a.
Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
Pair of tickets to see Italian singer songwriter Damiano David
perform at the Paramount Theater on November twenty.
Speaker 10 (01:08:36):
First cool man, thanks so much.
Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Freaking right, You're welcome back on the show anytime. Man,
We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time.
Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Tomorrow, brooking Jeffrey in the morning
All right, we got a brand new full hour for you.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
And to be completely transparent, things have been a little
chaotic in our city.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
And our listeners have noticed.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yes, justin m i A for a couple of trivia segments.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yse was with them at one point. People have lost
their voices. Yeah, they're back again. Jose still got a cough.
Like it is chaos, people are noticing in the comments.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, Kaniemi said, what's going on over there.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
Is Jeff okay and Brooke, were you able to get
your glasses fixed?
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
The glasses thing, it's really interesting.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Her lens keeps popping out mid segments.
Speaker 6 (00:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Yeah, and I'm really blind.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You know. I looked at my prescription the other day
and it's like negative fourteen course than I have.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's got a top off soon, Like that's got to
be near the end of it.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But I did just find out that my contacts were
covered by insurance because I'm like, I can't survive without them.
So that's telescopes, Yeah, pretty much, just magnifying glasses that
you put in my eyes. See, this is the chaos
that we're talking about. I don't know how we got here,
but let's just start the pull show.
Speaker 7 (01:02):
It's Brook and Jeffery in the morning, and we've got
an update. No, not on the pole, just a regular update.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Because remember the woman who was suing the amusement park
after she got hit in the face with a.
Speaker 7 (01:17):
Duck while riding the roller coaster.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes, the original duck face girl.
Speaker 7 (01:22):
That's right. Well, that lawsuit still pending. So what's the
updated we go update there?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
What happened?
Speaker 6 (01:32):
No, zero updates on that situation. But the update I
want to tell you about. I don't know if you
guys remember this. A different woman got into a disagreement
with theme park staff regarding who should get priority when
boarding a go kart ride.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No I mean by that we mean like if it
should be kids first and then adults.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
She thought she should get to go first, and that
led to some children in line calling her a care
in those children's names older and Nora's right, yeah, but
let's be honest the whole okay, Karen thing that's kind
of played out at this point, let's get more creative
with the insults to older women children.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Okay, you're better than But regardless.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
That lady sued the amusement park because there she spent
her time and Energy exactly, because there were no signs
anywhere that said guests should not disparage other guests in
the line, which fair point.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Wait, so she sued the park not because she didn't
get to go first in line, but because the kids
called her a Karen and she felt bullied by the.
Speaker 6 (02:39):
Young children, and there was no signs telling children don't
bully the Karens.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
She's totally gonna win this one.
Speaker 7 (02:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I can't wait till they pull those nine year olds
up onto the stand and their witness.
Speaker 8 (02:55):
Wants to put up in studio that says no back
talking Jeffrey exactly.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But that would be broken every day.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Since then, we've learned, shockingly, her lawsuit was dismissed.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I didn't predict it at.
Speaker 6 (03:11):
All, but she did ask to talk to a supervisor
at that amusement park and yelled at him for thirty
straight minutes.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
We know that for a fact.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
And you know what, I bet that supervisor gets paid
enough to make that worth Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
Cards, lady man, Karens can just not get a win
right now. That is just one victory for a Karen.
Speaker 6 (03:34):
But we are in the meantime, let's move on to
the shock collar question the other day. And let's all
promise to not be Karen's when our digital producer gives
us a totally unfair question.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
Here we go.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Today is the birthday of a Hollywood icon, Gerard Butler.
He's the man best known for yelling this is spar.
Speaker 10 (04:01):
Well.
Speaker 9 (04:01):
He earned a twelve percent Rotten Tomato score in his
rom com with Katherine Heigel.
Speaker 10 (04:05):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Oh hey, that's still a higher score than Kim Kardashian
has with their new law show.
Speaker 9 (04:12):
Hand on the Bar. That's fired to Kim. Gerard's impressive
acting career has spanned four decades, earning him zero Oscar
wins or nominations, which is honestly impressive.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
He didn't win that with Gladiator.
Speaker 9 (04:25):
That was Russell Crowe. And yeah, but that's why Today,
to honor the great Gerard Butler, you'll be quizzed on
other famous butlers from television and film during a special
Butler I hardly no edition of twenty of twenty.
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Wow, so irrelevant, he can't even get a question about it.
Speaker 9 (04:49):
No, let's say a number one through twenty. I'll give
you a hint about an iconic butler from a popular
TV or movie series. Just named them. To stay in
the game.
Speaker 7 (04:58):
Oh God, that's with the woman who has.
Speaker 9 (05:00):
Something in common with Butler's everywhere because someone's always cleaning
up her mess.
Speaker 7 (05:05):
That's Alexis eleven.
Speaker 9 (05:08):
For eleven Alexis. This person is the gold standard of Butler's.
He's loyal, he's sarcastic, he's expertish intelligence, and he's basically
Bruce Wayne's therapist the tray. I need his name.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I'm glad you gave this to me. I think this
is the only Butler I know.
Speaker 9 (05:25):
Though he definitely does, and I very much need it.
Speaker 7 (05:29):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
I think his name is Alfred, but I don't know
his last name, Alfred Butler.
Speaker 9 (05:34):
Alfred Butler, make an a Butler incorrect. His name is
Alfred Pennyworth. You got it right, though he was from
the Batman movies.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Because you get your pennies worth when you hire him.
That's why.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
Trade Mark zinger Brook.
Speaker 9 (05:52):
Despite that joke, I'm gonna let you play this round.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
I'm gonna pick a Butler's favorite number two.
Speaker 7 (05:58):
Why because of a butt that's disgusting.
Speaker 9 (06:03):
Despite both those jokes, book, I'm going to read you
a hint. This butler is a master of savage comebacks
and eye rolls, and he was the only person in
bel Air who could roast Will Smith and iron his shirt.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Yes, Butler, Geoffrey said he did.
Speaker 9 (06:20):
Jeffrey did O F F R E Y correctly. Jose
were over to you.
Speaker 8 (06:25):
Oh man, let's go number eight, number eight. I'm nervous, Jake,
I don't know a lot of balls on my two butlers.
Speaker 9 (06:31):
You might know this one. Jose before he was an
AI and Tony Stark's ear, he was the guy actually
bringing him his tea.
Speaker 8 (06:38):
Oh my gosh, disappointment.
Speaker 9 (06:43):
It was another superhero, wasn't it.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
He's an AI and Tony Starks here.
Speaker 9 (06:49):
He was a real person at one point and then
became the computer.
Speaker 7 (06:52):
He's shaking his head because Tony Stark doesn't drink tea.
Oh yeah, it's pure you know density those on the
easter eggs.
Speaker 8 (07:01):
Oh man, I cannot think of it. I remember a
girl being his assistant. But what is the AI in
his ear? I'm just gonna say, shout out to Spider Man.
Speaker 9 (07:11):
Jose's gonna say Tony starts Butler as Spider Man incorrect.
Pepper Potts was the name of his assistant. His AI
is named Jarvis Edwin Jarvis when he was a human. Darn, Jeffrey,
we're over to you. How dare you to eight and
eleven are off the board? Nineteen all right, Jeffrey. The
(07:31):
towering undead butler worked for a family so creepy even
he looked underdressed, and when he said you rang, you
suddenly weren't hungering. You are what butler am I talking about?
Speaker 11 (07:43):
Hmmm?
Speaker 7 (07:44):
I feel like this is really unfair to me as
someone who's dealt personally with Butler's his entire life. I
didn't really watch them on TV.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
In movies, you don't bring up your butler often, you
just bring up your nanny mostly.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, not a mean as mean as much.
Speaker 6 (08:00):
Well, I'm not a pretentious Jersey's probably Butler exactly, so,
an undead butler. It's got to be somebody from Adams family.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Come on, come on, Jeff, let's.
Speaker 7 (08:16):
Go with Gronk. Oh gosh, like a scary sounding name.
Oh yeah, not not Gronkowski. This guy is just Gronk, Jeff.
Speaker 9 (08:28):
Jeffrey says, Gronk, It's incorrect. It was another kind of
hard on amun a poetic word. His name was Lurch.
Lurch the butler of the Adams family. And that means,
despite all of her terrible jokes, Brooke was the only
person who've got today's plenty of twenty and she will win.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Yeah. I think I would have to pick Jeffrey on
this one.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Jeffrey, Yeah, I mean you're just you know, your talk
of all these butlers that you know and you didn't
know Lurch.
Speaker 12 (08:57):
I thought that was Prettypetes is all right, My butler's
going to be coming for you.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
I don't just know that you don't even remember his name, probably.
Speaker 7 (09:04):
So doesn't need to. So I'm going to be singing
fancy by Iggy Azaleah.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Here we go.
Speaker 7 (09:11):
I'm so fansy he got butler? You already?
Speaker 6 (09:15):
No, I'm in the fast lane from LA to Tokyo.
That was your shot collar question of the day. We
got your phone tab. It's coming up in.
Speaker 5 (09:27):
Just a few minutes, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (09:31):
In a few short weeks, we'll all be at the
Thanksgiving table trying to survive another dinner with our family.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
The first half hour was fine. It's the next three
hours And.
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Who are you on Turkey Day?
Speaker 6 (09:44):
Are you the drunk one who's spiking the gravy boat
with vodka like Alexis.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Well, nay, gross vodka.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
Gravy takes everyone happier just drinking it.
Speaker 8 (09:54):
At the table.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
Are you the drunk one who's making a move on
your cousin like Brooke, I'm just being friendly.
Speaker 7 (10:01):
Job how you say hello in the Fox House? Or
maybe you're the drunk one who takes his pants off
to make more room for pie like.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
Me drunk you've never heard of elastic like there's ways
around heah.
Speaker 7 (10:16):
This as much easier whichever one you are. Channel it
as we practice our Thanksgiving manners and sharing during a
brand new edition of What's on Your Mind? Yeah, okay,
Alexis spiked that gravy though we're doing it coming up
right now. It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (10:35):
And sometimes I wonder if our show would sound more
sophisticated if we weren't American. I mean, if we were
in Scotland right now, this segment would be called what's.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
Grautlan roomed up in your school? But what's going on
in Nope?
Speaker 6 (10:55):
It's just a regular old Yankee version of What's on
your Mind?
Speaker 1 (11:00):
A lot less whiskey?
Speaker 6 (11:01):
Can we share what each member of the show has
been thinking about lately, starting with Brooke, Brooke, what's on
your mind?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Well, I learned something about our place of employment earlier
this week, okay, and that.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Is to never have a medical emergency here.
Speaker 7 (11:15):
Oh yeah, I was just planning on heaving.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Darn, don't.
Speaker 7 (11:20):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
So I'm sitting at my desk.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
We have like an open concept office, and this woman
who's with the ownership of the building that we're in,
casually strolls up and says.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Hey, anybody having a medical emergency?
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I mean literally asks it as if we're having a
problem with the printer. I'm not exaggerating, and we all
kind of look around.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Like, what is happening?
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Question?
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, and she goes, well, somebody called nine to one
one from a studio and.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Said they were having a medical emergency.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
So I just came up.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
To check it out.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Mind you, she is not a damp, she's not a firefighter.
There's no police officers coming in behind her.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
She's just a good samaritan coming up to check on him.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
She was just casually strolling from studio to studios a
good word, no sign of emergency. Luckily, no one was injured.
It It was some sort of false alarm.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
It was, but where were the professionals?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
I feel like she would have done an awesome job
even without all the devices. Like if someone had just
stepped up and raised their hands saying I was having
an issue, she would have kicked into gear with some
sort of mcguy ver six.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
I don't think so. Man, she was so casual. Just
stay safe at.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
Work, take yourself to the emergency exactly.
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Yeah, I refuse jo. What's been on your mind?
Speaker 13 (12:46):
Well?
Speaker 8 (12:46):
I was sick last weekend and all I wanted was
suit and I love suit.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
So I go on to Uber eats. I'm a pro
Uber eats app.
Speaker 8 (12:55):
Right, I go click, click, click, boom, boom boom, matter
of moments, three.
Speaker 7 (13:00):
Cups a soup baby, I'm in soup mode.
Speaker 8 (13:02):
Right, this is all I'm eating, and a cider bread.
Next day, I'm craving the same thing. I go back
on the app and I go to the Panera bread
and I'm like, what the heck? It says fifteen ninety
nine extra fee, and I'm like, whoa, this is raw
it a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Well, maybe it's hard to deliver soup slashes around.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
I'm just like, this can't be right.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
So I go back and I look at my receipt
from yesterday, and I paid over AE hundred dollars story
coups a soup, and apparently I ordered it from another city.
It took forty five minutes to get to me, and
now I know why.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
So you ordered cold soup?
Speaker 7 (13:43):
Well, actually it was pretty cold.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
It's so crazy.
Speaker 8 (13:47):
I paid thirty five dollars per cup of soup.
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Sometimes I order bagels delivered in from New York City,
or I'll get my like gelato shipped in from Florence.
But I've never had my brock cheddar shipped in from
an hour noise.
Speaker 7 (14:02):
I need to try them. Yeah, it probably tastes way
better exonic.
Speaker 6 (14:05):
Oh yeah, okay next time, Crazy alexis what's been on
your mind?
Speaker 4 (14:10):
So we hosted a friends giving at my house last weekend. Yes,
and we do it every year, but this was the most.
It was twenty people we came.
Speaker 7 (14:17):
Over, and none of the friends in this room made
the friends giving? Did we?
Speaker 5 (14:21):
Well?
Speaker 4 (14:22):
In my defense, our seating arrangement is always a little iffyk.
Speaker 3 (14:25):
Like we put beer pong tables and kitchen tables because.
Speaker 4 (14:28):
We don't have one, and then we turned the couches
so it's what you sit on as the seats super
sophosticated your couches. And then for food we do no turkey.
We do rotisserie chicken from Costco. And then while I'm there,
I grabbed my mac and cheese that some people still.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Think I home cook. Okay, and it worked again this year.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
I got a film's up across the table mid meal
and they were like, Alexis.
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Keep it up, great mac and chees.
Speaker 4 (14:52):
The problem this year is that some people show up
like early, like six. Some people show up a seven.
We don't eat till everyone's there, so the food was
very cold. We had a very cold cold sup.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
You didn't time it right from the grocery s timing.
Speaker 4 (15:06):
Right, and we've never had this many people over, so
we ran out of silverware.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
And it didn't have more. So we did have.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Everybody eat with the serving spoons like you scooped it
and then you just kept.
Speaker 7 (15:17):
It pretty much fits going on. So yeah, that sounds fun.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Still, well you're sitting on the couch eating on a
beer pod.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Yeah, and some people sit on the dog kennel because
we didn't run out of space.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yes, we made it work, and we gave a lot
of wines.
Speaker 3 (15:30):
I hope that people like thought it was good, you know,
like treat them.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
It's better that sure is nice wine too, well five
dollar Yeah, yeah, I think nice there.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Twenties are so good.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
I'm sort of not upset anymore that we weren't invited to.
Speaker 9 (15:49):
Joe.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
All right, everyone's on your mind.
Speaker 6 (15:52):
Well, I'm not somebody who typically gets star struck by
people like I think part of it is I went
to a private with a bunch of children of celebrities
who went to school with me. Not to mention, when
I first met Brooke, she was on air and I
was in promotions, and she kind of ruined the whole
celeb image for me too.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
I was not a celebrity.
Speaker 7 (16:13):
I could tell celebrities are supposed to act rich, not
have cupe on parts. Anyway, I realized there is one
type of celebrity though. That is my weakness. Strong athletic
former college athletes college. Yes, I know she's all.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
I said strong because I was at a house party
recently and across the room I clocked this really tall,
muscular dude and he is wearing a hat from the
college where I went to school. So I'm just making
casual conversation with him. I'm like, oh, did you go
to school there?
Speaker 7 (16:47):
Like are you a fan or like what what's the deal?
Speaker 6 (16:50):
And he tells me, well, I actually played d line
for the football team.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
I was like, what, you guys?
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Are that exciting?
Speaker 6 (17:01):
And he tells me his name and I don't know
what happened to my brain, but for the next like
thirty seconds, all of my cool is gone, and I
just keep saying, Oh my god, you're him, You're you're
you're football guy.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
You're you're you're him. I watched you football, you him football.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Out of post college. Right, he has a play.
Speaker 7 (17:25):
A long time.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
That's the moment I realize he's never going to tell
anyone that ever.
Speaker 7 (17:29):
Again, it was so embarrassing.
Speaker 6 (17:31):
I was superstar struck and I couldn't think of anything
else to say to him. Oh yeah, So moral is,
if you're hosting a party and there's going to be
any sort of former college football athlete there, do not
invite me.
Speaker 7 (17:44):
I will kill the mood.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
It sounds like it sounds like you were really uncool.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Did you get to pick at least with them?
Speaker 6 (17:49):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (17:50):
I did not. But that's what's been on our minds.
Speaker 6 (17:54):
You could text into seven eighty five nine too and
tell us what's been on yours. It's Brook and Jeffrey
in the morning, and we're in text in at seventy
five nine two with listeners telling us what's been on
their minds.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
It's my favorite day for the textport.
Speaker 7 (18:06):
I love this one, says, please please we need more
of Ronaldo. I love those pranks from Jose Please bring
it back. Make me laugh. I love you so much.
Speaker 8 (18:17):
It's I always know when you are thinking of.
Speaker 7 (18:21):
You can't be much of a fan if you can't
spell the name right. But if you want pranks you
gotta submit your friends and your family members on our website,
Brooknjeffrey dot com. Otherwise we won't know who to call.
Speaker 6 (18:32):
Another text says, hey, guys, this is Ricky from Sacramento,
currently going through a divorce. If it wasn't for you, guys,
I don't even know how I could deal with it.
Speaker 7 (18:41):
I love you. You're the best, Ricky. That's right. We do
moonlight as divorce lawyers, and we call Ricky. We have
to sing as we cause most of them.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So I'm gonna say you are going to lose more
than half of everything if you use us.
Speaker 6 (18:54):
But yeah, well try Another text says, I think your
show needs an entire day where everyone texts in and
compliments Jeffrey.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Oh yeah, I love that idea, said that.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
I don't good luck in to my parents to be
on board with that one. Another one says, give me
that mouth to mouth, Brook, I think I'm drowning.
Speaker 2 (19:13):
Oh wow, okay, if you could still text, you don't
get the mouth to mouth?
Speaker 6 (19:19):
All right, Well, hopefully you're okay, But if you need
a divorce lawyer, then you can keep texting it.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
On any reality show, even if you don't win, at
least you'll get something useful out of the experience.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Oh you're fifteen seconds of fame.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
Yeah yeah, kind of like Bachelor contestants gain millions of followers.
Speaker 1 (19:41):
Oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 7 (19:43):
Love Island people get a host of brand deals seriously,
along with a bunch of things that medically will stay
with them for years and years.
Speaker 8 (19:52):
Okay, some of those they had before the show.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
That's a love souvenir exactly.
Speaker 6 (19:56):
But the winners of our segment Battle of the Tender Dates,
they act we lose an average of twelve followers and
they get left on red once again.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Brave people to still come on and do this game.
Speaker 6 (20:10):
Sure is, it's not gonna make you famous, but it
will make you a legend in your group chat when
you participate in a brand new Battle of the Tender
Dates coming up right after this two hopeless.
Speaker 5 (20:23):
One dating app.
Speaker 14 (20:24):
Then the.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Question is whose love life is more tragic?
Speaker 7 (20:33):
It's Battle of the Tender Dates.
Speaker 6 (20:35):
It's the dating game show that believes every good first
date should be riddled with crabs because.
Speaker 7 (20:42):
You went out to a fancy seafood restaurant. Isn't that
nice oil?
Speaker 6 (20:48):
Battle of the Tender Dates where two of our listeners
go head to head and sometimes mouth to mouth to
find out whose love life is the most tragic. We'll
go over the rules in just a second, but first
let's meet today's contestant. In this corner, he's not trying
to rush things physically.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
That's good.
Speaker 6 (21:04):
In fact, he says he's saving himself for his third
marriage meant self control.
Speaker 7 (21:09):
Col Hello, Hello everyone.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
Glad you held back in your first two marriages?
Speaker 14 (21:17):
Yes, yes, exactly, Good job Cole.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
Then in the other corner, he gets ready for every
date with positive mirror affirmations and a strong cocktail of
testosterone injections right into the rear. Say hello to tiger Shark, Mark.
Speaker 12 (21:33):
Hello, everybody, Hello, Hello effects.
Speaker 7 (21:37):
Mark.
Speaker 6 (21:38):
All right, I hope you're amped up for this game,
because here's how it works. One contestant will start by
telling one of their worst date stories. Then the other
will try and counter with a nightmare story of their own.
We're going back and forth for three rounds until we
declare a winner. Let's start it off with self control coal,
get it well?
Speaker 14 (21:55):
Okay, So we were eating and she was staring at
my chewing and I asked if something was wrong, like
did I have food on my face or something, and
she told me I was chewing like an alpha and
was turning her off.
Speaker 11 (22:10):
Off.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
Yeah strong, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
I mean I kind of get it, Like, if.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
The chewing isn't right from the beginning, thirty years into
the relationship, you're gonna want to kill the other person.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
That one Mark, We're over to you.
Speaker 13 (22:23):
So this girl invited me over to her place and
I found out she was very, very shy. She didn't
want to talk, but she made alphabet soup for us
for dinner and only wanted to communicate by spelling ATHLETs.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
God, I kind of like that, but like, what if
you're a bad speller? Not to mention dirty talking in bed? Yeah, yeah,
that's all right.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
I had to the superl issues.
Speaker 7 (22:52):
Yeah we're on around too. That means Cole tossing it
back to you, all right.
Speaker 14 (22:56):
So I took I took a date to an axe
throwing bar, and I thought it would be fine, but
then she showed up with her own acts.
Speaker 7 (23:03):
Whoa, it's like bowling with bringing your own bowling balls.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
She's got a case for it exactly.
Speaker 14 (23:10):
And then she asked the bar if they could put
up an eight by ten photo of her ex and
the target for her.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Wow, she really came prepared.
Speaker 14 (23:19):
Well yeah, and she was insanely good and accurate at it,
like she hit it every time.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Okay, I probably wouldn't ghost her, though at the same vein,
I guess it's going to be a tricky one to
get out of.
Speaker 9 (23:30):
Very nicely friends her.
Speaker 7 (23:31):
How did you feel about that goal? I mean it
terrified me.
Speaker 14 (23:34):
I mean I feel like I need to go into
witness protection. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:37):
Oh wow, Yeah, you probably shouldn't be talking about it.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Hopefully she's not listening to this. You're great whoever you are.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Yeah, predit that guy didn't deserve you, Mark.
Speaker 7 (23:46):
Can you count? Yeah.
Speaker 13 (23:49):
I once went out with a girl. We went to
dinner and she pulls out her laptop and she hits
me with a timeshare presentation.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Oh no, God, does you have a quota?
Speaker 9 (23:59):
She's kind of fulfilled by.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
The end of the month.
Speaker 13 (24:02):
I didn't know if she was showing me what she
did for work or what was going on, and if
she was actually trying to sell me something. She kept answering.
I don't know. It just seems like a no brainer.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
If you don't take me up on it line, I mean,
by week three, you're gonna be happy you did it.
Speaker 13 (24:20):
I mean an hour later I wound up. I'm the
condo for a.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Few weeks, stuck, but you didn't have another date.
Speaker 7 (24:29):
Yeah, at least got a beach facing unit. That worth it. Okay,
we're on to the third and final round. That means
we need your best stories here, gentlemen. So self control, Cole,
what have you got for us?
Speaker 14 (24:43):
So imaged with this super hard girl and she told
me she had a surprise date planned. All right, and okay,
my red flag radar should have went off because she
told me to meet her outside of Starbucks at three am.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
WHOA, I mean, I just feel like she's planning to
commit a crime.
Speaker 7 (25:01):
Some people are mourning people.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Is not the morning.
Speaker 14 (25:06):
Okay, I'm bear waiting and she shows up a half
hour later and gives me a huge hug.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
You actually went at three in the morning.
Speaker 14 (25:16):
She was broad Okay. Apparently we were first in line
to get there's hard to find Starbucks bear cup.
Speaker 7 (25:26):
Those are fire? What happened when she bought it?
Speaker 14 (25:31):
She sprinted back to her car, took off, and then
she blocked me.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Who she just used you to hold the spot in line.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
Gus Brook is so jealous right now. Such a good
move day, Wow, Tiger Shark Mark, this is your last chance. Okay.
Speaker 13 (25:51):
So I took a date to a rooftop bar that
she suggested solid. We got there and they had a
table roped off for her with an incredible view.
Speaker 7 (26:01):
Whoa, Okay, yeah, I.
Speaker 13 (26:04):
Was impressed, and I asked her how did you get
this table roped off? And it turned out every Friday
she pays the host extra so she can have a
perfect view of her ex's apartment to see if he's
hanging out with someone.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Yeah, healthy, I like that.
Speaker 2 (26:21):
She's killing two birds with one stone, a date spine
on the ex.
Speaker 3 (26:25):
He's flying back. He sees her on a date too.
Speaker 5 (26:27):
You know.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Does that hangout go well?
Speaker 13 (26:30):
After she told me that she actually reached into her
person pulled out binocular.
Speaker 7 (26:34):
Okay, again, very healthy. Sure, I can't believe you would
let her go. Mark, shame on you. Oh my god.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
And there's the final belt, which means the match is over.
So judges, let's score this. Alexis who you giving it to?
Speaker 3 (26:51):
I had Cole for getting used for the bear cup
scalm for.
Speaker 2 (26:56):
I see I go Mark for time shared dinner because
he's a sucker.
Speaker 1 (26:59):
That it not.
Speaker 7 (27:01):
It up here, Jose, you're the final decision. We gotta
go bear cup. Cole Man, okay, okay, self control, Coal, congratulations,
you are our desperado dude of the week. I know,
does that feel?
Speaker 14 (27:15):
It feels amazing?
Speaker 10 (27:17):
I feel very blessed.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I think that should be the opposite of what you're feeling.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Cold.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
But okay, I was going.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
To Star's gift card to give him. Yeah, I know
we're talking about too much of an alpha right now.
Cole you better simmer down.
Speaker 6 (27:31):
Nine two if you want up here on the next
edition of Battle of the Tinder dates.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
Your phone taps coming up right.
Speaker 5 (27:36):
After this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 6 (27:39):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And whenever you
rent something, whether it's a car, or a hot tub
or an extra long coffin that locks from the outside.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Rental services, are you contacting.
Speaker 7 (27:51):
Only the best, Brook, I see.
Speaker 6 (27:52):
I'll tell you there's a reason that they warn you
make sure to check inside before you return it.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Especially that coffin.
Speaker 7 (27:59):
Yeah, so they can avoid super awkward calls like the
one we made today when old Alan winter Bottom needs
to reach out to a tuxedo rental store to say
he may have accidentally left something inside his rented clothes. Yes,
he wants it back in your phone tap right now.
Speaker 11 (28:24):
Former winner, This is Tammy.
Speaker 12 (28:27):
Hi, Tammy, It's nice to meet you.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Okay, dice to talk to you. Who is this?
Speaker 12 (28:36):
My name is Alan, Alan winter Bottom. I'm a customer
of yours.
Speaker 11 (28:43):
Well, we certainly appreciate your patronage. So how can I
help you today?
Speaker 9 (28:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 12 (28:48):
You you can help me because I rented a tuxedo
and dropped it back off with you guys just two
days ago. Okay, I realized that I may have left
a personal item inside of it.
Speaker 15 (29:04):
All right, Oh my, can you feel like a real dunce?
Speaker 11 (29:09):
Oh? Oh no, it happened all the time. It happens
all the time.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Oh, you're sweet.
Speaker 11 (29:13):
We're pretty thorough when we go through the tuxedos. I
kind of need your help with what exactly you're looking for.
What did you leave?
Speaker 7 (29:21):
Well, yeah, I really don't know if you want me.
Speaker 9 (29:26):
To tell you that.
Speaker 11 (29:29):
Well, I mean, the only way I can tell you
if we found it is if you tell me what
it is.
Speaker 12 (29:34):
I guess that's true. Well, okay, I'm not proud to
say this, but uh, I think I left my diaper
in there.
Speaker 11 (29:46):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 12 (29:47):
Yeah, it was a pretty crazy night and the host
was serving cheesecake, and even though I'm lactose intolerant, I
just said, hey, what the heck, go for it.
Speaker 7 (30:00):
You're only ninety three once, right.
Speaker 11 (30:05):
And you're trying to get this back.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
It's not just the one. There's that in some backups too.
Speaker 12 (30:13):
Oh god, I had three other folded ones in the
front pockets and a Huggy Special in the back.
Speaker 11 (30:22):
Those types of things are disposable, so you shouldn't want
it back. Why are you confirmed about getting it?
Speaker 12 (30:29):
Hold on a second there, missy, have you been to
the store lately. The diaper prices are sore and higher
than my blood pressure.
Speaker 11 (30:38):
Okay, I mean if we had found them.
Speaker 12 (30:41):
Wait a second, I'm racking the old nogging up there,
and there's a chance maybe I left them in the
old limo.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Okay, that that is not because I met two skicks
at the party.
Speaker 12 (30:55):
Don't need Roberta and Roberta's twin.
Speaker 11 (31:01):
Okay, So you're gonna you're gonna have to talk to
the limit.
Speaker 12 (31:04):
Let's just say I lost more than a diaper in
the limo that night.
Speaker 7 (31:10):
Oh yeah, you got it, sir.
Speaker 11 (31:13):
You you're having some great adventures, especially for a man
of your age.
Speaker 9 (31:17):
Wait a second, what.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
You tin to do?
Speaker 10 (31:20):
There?
Speaker 12 (31:21):
Are you sweet talking to me? You want a slice
of the old Alan pie?
Speaker 10 (31:25):
Do you?
Speaker 11 (31:27):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (31:27):
There's a lot of me to go.
Speaker 11 (31:29):
I cannot help you.
Speaker 12 (31:31):
With any of that, yeah, professionally right right, you're on
the clock.
Speaker 11 (31:37):
No, I can help you with tuck rentals, that is it.
Speaker 12 (31:41):
Yeah, you don't know this, but a lot of ladies
want me for my.
Speaker 7 (31:46):
Beanie baby collection Alan.
Speaker 12 (31:49):
Yeah, I mean I haven't looked at the prices since
ninety six, but I'm assuming I'll be able to buy
me a nice condo down in Florida with that treasure troil.
Speaker 10 (32:00):
Oh god, yup.
Speaker 11 (32:03):
I can't help you if you left diapers in a limo.
Speaker 12 (32:08):
Well you could help me if you know of a
place with non lactose cheesecake.
Speaker 11 (32:14):
Sorry, I don't. I don't think I know anything that
can help you.
Speaker 12 (32:17):
Well, that really is a bummer because right now, the
only spot that I know of with the good slices
Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. You know, you know
the radio showed that does them prank phone calls whatnot.
Speaker 11 (32:31):
Oh yeah, you should.
Speaker 7 (32:33):
Listen because it'll really fill up your diapers.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
You're on the radio right now, Jammy, my name is
jeff and we're doing a phone tap on you.
Speaker 11 (32:47):
Oh thank god. Oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (32:51):
Your manager Mike set you up because he said it's
your five year anniversary at the shop. He thought you
get a real kick out of this phone call.
Speaker 11 (32:58):
Oh my god, I am so really because I had
no idea how to deal with that, or I had
to get off the phone for that matter.
Speaker 6 (33:05):
You're saying so in your entire time working there five years.
No customers have ever left a diaper in any of
the formal wear.
Speaker 11 (33:13):
No one has ever called in to retrieve a lost diaper.
Speaker 12 (33:19):
I'll tell you it happens sometimes, those limal parties, they
get pretty wide.
Speaker 11 (33:26):
I am sure they do.
Speaker 5 (33:29):
Wake up every morning was weekday morning on the twenties,
frooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (33:36):
What are the natural enemies of romance? Bad lighting?
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Oh yes, god, dishonesty, morning breath.
Speaker 6 (33:46):
Morning breath is pretty pretty much turn off? Yeah Brooks
tap dancing routines.
Speaker 7 (33:53):
Day, except that.
Speaker 9 (33:54):
Got it all spicy.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
I'm a hoofer. Okay, what is that?
Speaker 7 (33:58):
I stand correct? Turn on.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Off to buffalo?
Speaker 7 (34:03):
Okay, okay, maybe Brooks stopped talking for a while today.
Speaker 6 (34:07):
The only things blocking our listener from true love are
honesty and truth.
Speaker 1 (34:13):
Those are the same things jeff All.
Speaker 6 (34:15):
He did was be one hundred percent honest on his
dating profile about what he's looking for in an ideal partner,
just keeping it a hundred and what happens. Of course,
he's painted as a villain for that. Truth bites us again.
You can decide if his truth telling went too far.
In your brand new second date.
Speaker 7 (34:35):
Update right after this second date. Update date. It's Brook
and Jeffrey in the morning, and a guy named Corey
is back on with us again, okay, after.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
He tried getting a second date a few months ago.
And I know we do a lot of these, so
you probably won't remember him.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
But I'm just terrible with names, Jeff, Let's go.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
He did make the fatal air of playing the job
game with his date, where you each tell each other
what job would you be good at?
Speaker 7 (35:00):
And he said groupie for her. I remember, Hult kind
of surprised that woman said no to a date with him,
but you know exactly, Corey. It's good to have you back.
How you doing, man?
Speaker 10 (35:15):
Thanks, I'm doing great.
Speaker 8 (35:16):
How are you okay?
Speaker 2 (35:17):
And before we start, you didn't accidentally offend someone again?
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Did you?
Speaker 10 (35:20):
But you're self aware now, I'm pretty sure I didn't know.
I think I did a good job this time, all.
Speaker 7 (35:25):
Right, that's good.
Speaker 6 (35:26):
Well you may think that, but she is not calling
you back, so we don't know for sure. Let's get
the full story about this new lady, better lady, hopefully,
And how did you meet her?
Speaker 1 (35:36):
The woman was fine, It was not her fault.
Speaker 2 (35:39):
Job that is such a weird place to place blame
on someone calling someone else a groupie.
Speaker 6 (35:43):
Corey is our listener, so he can do no wrong
and it is her faults. Maybe what I meant was
a better match for Joe okay, with a nicer lady.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
So let's let's figure out what's going on with her.
Who did you meet recently?
Speaker 5 (35:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (35:59):
So I met Charlotte, and uh, I think the problem
last time, like you said, it was just wasn't a
good match for me. So this time I was like,
I'm going to be super specific and just like more
intentional about it.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Are you talking about on the dating apps?
Speaker 7 (36:14):
And yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, I just.
Speaker 10 (36:16):
Like put some information on my profile that would kind
of like screen out anybody who was just wasn't going
to be a good fit.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
What did you say, no groupies allowed?
Speaker 10 (36:26):
I promise you I'm staying away from the groupies of anything.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Okay, okay, okay, safe for a first date.
Speaker 6 (36:32):
So what did you write on your as your criteria
for what you're looking for?
Speaker 10 (36:36):
Well, the first thing, obviously was that that to have
a sense of humor, because I feel like that was
the problem last time.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Does anyone ever think they don't have a sense of humor? Though?
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Yeah, people.
Speaker 1 (36:46):
They know that, but they know, like, are they self aware?
Speaker 7 (36:49):
I don't think some people don't like humor. Some people
are like laughter.
Speaker 1 (36:54):
No, I haven't ever met with but okay, what else
was on the list?
Speaker 5 (36:59):
Uh?
Speaker 10 (36:59):
Brunete got to be a brunette?
Speaker 9 (37:01):
Weird?
Speaker 7 (37:01):
Oh why is that weird?
Speaker 9 (37:03):
Why is that?
Speaker 7 (37:04):
Who wants to like?
Speaker 2 (37:05):
Because ninety percent of women don't have real hair color,
they could be any hair color you want it to.
Speaker 7 (37:10):
Be, you know, Okay, so diet brown before you meet?
Speaker 10 (37:14):
Yeah, exactly, Like even if you have like natural brown
hair and you diet blonde, then we're not a good fit.
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Okay, I just want it to be brown hair.
Speaker 7 (37:21):
Okay, you're very specific about what you like, and that's okay.
Speaker 10 (37:25):
Got to be mid to late twenties, mid to late ten.
Speaker 1 (37:27):
Are you also mid to late twenties?
Speaker 10 (37:30):
I'm thirty two.
Speaker 3 (37:31):
Okay, doesn't work for you.
Speaker 10 (37:35):
I've just found that that's a sweet spot, that's all.
Speaker 7 (37:37):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (37:38):
I mean, Corey, you're taking a risk and you're weeding
out the people that for sure won't match with you.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
Okay, Yeah, what else is on your list?
Speaker 15 (37:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (37:45):
So they got to be able to parallel park.
Speaker 1 (37:48):
That's funny. That's like a funny thing, right, that's like
your humor parts.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
You got to be a joke.
Speaker 10 (37:53):
I guess it's kind of a joke because it's mildly funny,
but I mean it like, it's just annoying to me
with people like can't parallel park, Like you're grown up
and you can't even do that basic skill. I'm just like,
get out of here.
Speaker 8 (38:03):
Not everyone's in the city as much having every day
people have a lot of space to park their car.
Speaker 2 (38:09):
I mean, I don't like guys that get seasick, So
I mean there's weird stuff out there, you know.
Speaker 7 (38:14):
I guess, yeah, totally all right, And you said there
was one more.
Speaker 10 (38:19):
They gotta be okay with me being five minutes late
to everything.
Speaker 7 (38:25):
Oh you're a late person?
Speaker 2 (38:26):
You Yeah, that's helpful information because if someone is a
super punctual person and that would stress them out, then
they're not a good match for you.
Speaker 7 (38:33):
Brook finally approves of one quality that it.
Speaker 1 (38:37):
Was okay with a parallel parking.
Speaker 6 (38:38):
Okay, so out of all the criteria, did you get
any matches with women or.
Speaker 10 (38:44):
You know what? I got one.
Speaker 3 (38:47):
That's what happens when you it's tunnel like that.
Speaker 1 (38:50):
That's why we need to call her back and get
a second date.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
And so is that the Charlotte girl?
Speaker 10 (38:54):
Yeah, that's Charlotte.
Speaker 7 (38:55):
Okay, So it sounds like you met up with her
how to go?
Speaker 10 (38:58):
Yeah, we went to dinner, was late by not by much, right,
and we had a little laugh about it and honestly,
and then we just had the best time. From there,
we went to a restaurant and we sat outside. It
was like picnic benches and stuff, and we just talked
for hours.
Speaker 2 (39:15):
So when did you do the driving test to make
sure she was legit on the parallel party?
Speaker 10 (39:20):
She was like, you know, I already did it because
you know she parked when she arrived there. Okay, and
then it was close to the curb and it was
lined up straight with so funny.
Speaker 3 (39:29):
Okay, did you marry a conversation?
Speaker 6 (39:31):
Yeah, I mean she knows all the steps, but hopefully
you got the neighbors security footage to corroborate the actual story.
So it sounds like overall she checked all the boxes
that you set out.
Speaker 7 (39:41):
The connection seems to be good.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah, the chemistry sounds so great.
Speaker 7 (39:44):
What's happened since then?
Speaker 10 (39:46):
We exchanged a bunch of texts and look, it's not
like she doesn't want to go out with me, because
twice we've set updates. It just both times after she
said yes, something came up she was like, Oh, I'm sorry,
I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
I mean maybe if she's the woman that fits all
your criteria, she's a woman who fits a lot of
guys criteria.
Speaker 10 (40:05):
Yeah, I'm sure that's possible. But I just I hope
she's gonna give me another chance, that's all.
Speaker 7 (40:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (40:12):
At any point, did you ever ask if she has
any deal breaking criteria for you?
Speaker 10 (40:20):
No, as far as I know, she likes me and
has no reason not to.
Speaker 7 (40:23):
Okay, So the date was all about you then, and
what you want and checking all of your boxes.
Speaker 10 (40:29):
Not necessarily, we just didn't talk about that. She wasn't like,
oh are you this?
Speaker 9 (40:32):
Are you that?
Speaker 10 (40:33):
I don't know. I thought she liked me. We didn't
just talk about me the whole time.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
But it could be a different story when we reach
out to Charlotte.
Speaker 9 (40:39):
Other than it's kind.
Speaker 7 (40:40):
Of it does seem all about him. Maybe maybe he
was too focused on his checklist and and if she's
not okay with it being all about him, then she
doesn't deserve him, Well.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
She's the only option, so yeah, we might loosen.
Speaker 6 (40:55):
The strings a little bit when we call Charlotte and
get you your second date up date coming up right after.
Speaker 7 (41:00):
This second date update if you're just joining us. Corey
is back with a very specific set of criteria for
what he's looking for in a woman right now, mid
to late twenties. Brunette, good sense of humor, ability to
parallel park, and has to be cool with him running
five minutes late to everything.
Speaker 1 (41:22):
Yeah, I mean covers it.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
The wedding vows they write themselves, He's basically so. Corey
put that energy out into the universe, and the universe
gave him Charlotte the perfect to Brunette. They had a
pretty perfect dinner day, perfect parallel parking job. The only
thing not perfect is he can't lock down that second
date with her yet.
Speaker 2 (41:42):
I mean, but they're still taxtinge, which is a good sign.
Trying to plan, Yeah, trying, but she keeps canceling.
Speaker 7 (41:47):
Yeah, she keeps saying yes and then changing her mind. Corey,
where's your head at right now?
Speaker 10 (41:53):
I'm just trying to figure out what's going on. Is
kind of crazy. I'm kind of sick of this kind
of behavior from ladies.
Speaker 14 (41:58):
Honestly, that's aggressive.
Speaker 6 (42:00):
Okay, you might need to add a new thing to
your criteria. Yeah, no women who bread crumb me.
Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, no one would respond to him.
Speaker 2 (42:08):
This is literally the only person that fit every other thing.
Speaker 1 (42:12):
We can't add any more to the list.
Speaker 7 (42:14):
You're saying there's a chance, saying.
Speaker 1 (42:16):
It may not be Charlotte's fault here.
Speaker 7 (42:17):
Yeah, well, let's find out. Okay, you might be right,
but Corey, you ready to do this?
Speaker 10 (42:22):
Let's do it?
Speaker 7 (42:23):
All right?
Speaker 6 (42:23):
Here we go, and Corey, remember, I need you to
stay quiet until we can at least get her to
tell us a little bit of information and then we'll
call you in.
Speaker 7 (42:30):
Okay, Okay, I'm scared.
Speaker 8 (42:33):
What if she lied about parallel parking?
Speaker 7 (42:35):
Guys, Oh my gosh, that's going to be a bomb.
This could be devastating.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
That's why she's not calling him back him.
Speaker 9 (42:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 8 (42:41):
All right, sorry, hold right and ruin it for everybody.
Speaker 7 (42:44):
Let's find out. Here we go.
Speaker 6 (42:53):
Hello, Hey is this Charlotte? Yeah, hey Charlotte, thanks for answering.
You're on a radio show right now called Brook and
Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 9 (43:03):
Good morning, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
Wait what yeah, said good morning, and that's not what
she's saying.
Speaker 1 (43:10):
She's trying to why she's here.
Speaker 7 (43:12):
Sorry, it's a lot of voice, little overwhelming, probably, But
we're a show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
and we'd love a second of your time to just
chat a little.
Speaker 1 (43:20):
Bit about your dating life.
Speaker 15 (43:24):
How did you get my number?
Speaker 7 (43:25):
Some would say the universe provided it to us, but
others would say a guy named Corey gave us the digits.
Speaker 15 (43:32):
Whoa wait a minute, Corey called you guys.
Speaker 7 (43:36):
Yeah. The reason that he did it is because he
told us a little bit about your hangout the other
night when you went and got dinner together, and he's
a little bit disappointed that you two haven't reconnected for
another meetup. That makes sense.
Speaker 15 (43:53):
I'm just taking this all in.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I mean, he said that you guys have been texting
that maybe he was just getting the vibe that you
keep canceling on him on purpose, Like you don't you're
not maybe as excited about another date as he is.
Speaker 15 (44:06):
No, I mean I thought the date was cool, but
I don't know he he kind of has a lot
of requirements. I guess you could say, yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
Are you talking about Yeah? His dating bio, his list
on his dating bio.
Speaker 15 (44:21):
I mean that was kind of like the whole conversation
when we were on the date was about his profile.
Speaker 6 (44:27):
Yeah, we heard, we heard a little bit about it.
But that's where Corey is in his life right now.
He's just trying to figure out if there's somebody out
there that can meet the types of things that would
fit the style of person that he is.
Speaker 7 (44:39):
And he thought that was you, Charlotte.
Speaker 15 (44:42):
Oh, okay, would you not agree with that? I mean,
it would be nice if he didn't have a list bute.
The date was cool, it was nice.
Speaker 10 (44:53):
Then.
Speaker 6 (44:53):
I guess we just need to know if Corey's intuition
is correct that you're blowing him off on purpose, Like,
is there some things specific that's holding you back?
Speaker 15 (45:03):
Well, they're kind of it is okay. If I'm honest,
I feel guilty.
Speaker 1 (45:09):
I feel guilty.
Speaker 7 (45:10):
Well, yeah you should, but what he's joking.
Speaker 15 (45:15):
No, but I really do feel kind of guilty about
what I know. He had mentioned to me that he
only dates women around mid to late twenties. Yeah, which
is fine. However, I'm not in that age bracket.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
Please tell me you're not younger? Yeah, I mean if.
Speaker 7 (45:38):
You are twenty four, like.
Speaker 15 (45:43):
Fall, I'm in my thirties.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
Wait, does that mean you're lying about your age on
the apps?
Speaker 5 (45:49):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (45:50):
Yeah, you have to have it said.
Speaker 8 (45:51):
Do you think of that?
Speaker 11 (45:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 15 (45:53):
I kind of. I kind of did.
Speaker 9 (45:55):
Yeah, you are.
Speaker 7 (45:57):
Why why do you lie?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
I mean, it don't a big difference. Why do you
lie about your dating age?
Speaker 15 (46:02):
I just feel like guys are very specific when it
comes to age, and even though I mean we're the
same age, I'm thirty two, but I just feel like
they want younger and I'm just not there anymore.
Speaker 2 (46:15):
Yeah, but wouldn't you not want to meet a guy
that wouldn't I mean, like, if you met a guy
who only wants to date someone in their twenties, then
maybe they're not the right person, or.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Like if they're that strict on it.
Speaker 15 (46:25):
I mean, but the thing is, Corey was such a
cool guy and I feel like we hit it off.
Speaker 6 (46:30):
So this thing, the lie about your own age, that's
the reason why you keep kind of waffling back and
forth on going out with Corey one more time.
Speaker 15 (46:38):
I am not looking forward to telling him, but I
feel like, I mean, I have to eventually, I have
to talk to him. I can't just keep yeah, ignoring
and canceling.
Speaker 6 (46:48):
And and what's the thing that they say about, you know,
just ripping off the band aid and getting it over
with without the band age. Yeah, that you kind of
done that, Charlotte, because Corey's actually already listening to this
phone call quietly on the.
Speaker 1 (47:02):
Other line, so we heard everything.
Speaker 7 (47:06):
Yeah, I'm serious. If he's there, Corey, Charlotte.
Speaker 9 (47:14):
Weird.
Speaker 6 (47:15):
Yeah, we're going to back away and let you two
talk this out. I think you need a moment.
Speaker 10 (47:24):
So, Charlotte, you lied? Huh why?
Speaker 15 (47:28):
I mean, be honest, Corey, Like if I did tell
you the truth, you wouldn't even give me a chance,
Like I got a hat to sip on this got
a point?
Speaker 10 (47:35):
Well, I guess we'll never know because you did lie.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Cory.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
You're just gonna shut her down like that. Remember she's
the only person that the requirements.
Speaker 13 (47:45):
I didn't.
Speaker 10 (47:46):
She said she was something granny and a liar.
Speaker 1 (47:49):
Granny.
Speaker 7 (47:50):
Aren't you Wait a minute.
Speaker 15 (47:53):
If I'm a granny, then you're a grandpa because for
the same age.
Speaker 10 (47:56):
Look like whatever, I obviously don't want to date you.
Speaker 15 (47:59):
Now, what are you really immature?
Speaker 10 (48:03):
Okay, you're a liar, but I'm immature because I don't
want to date you.
Speaker 7 (48:06):
That's fuck.
Speaker 15 (48:06):
Look like you've never lied before.
Speaker 14 (48:08):
Come on, I was very upfront, a little too.
Speaker 15 (48:12):
Up front, like you're not like a ten you know?
Speaker 10 (48:15):
Oh god, whatever I mean. That doesn't make you look good.
You went out on the date with me, so look,
I don't even want to argue about it. I want you.
I think it's only fair that you venmo me half
the cost of the dinner.
Speaker 1 (48:30):
Corey, What are you doing?
Speaker 5 (48:31):
Dude?
Speaker 1 (48:32):
I know that they she like faved on her age,
but you liked her.
Speaker 10 (48:36):
I did like her until I found out she wasn't
a truthful person.
Speaker 11 (48:40):
Cory.
Speaker 15 (48:41):
I'm not going to memo you. This is ridiculous. Like
you ordered street taco I think the bill is like
eight dollars, Like, you can't be that cheap.
Speaker 13 (48:49):
Drink?
Speaker 10 (48:50):
Right, Well, you can tell it to the judge.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
J you take it to a small claims court, very
small court.
Speaker 14 (48:57):
Joking, Corey, I'm not joking.
Speaker 10 (49:00):
Have you heard of Judge Mathis?
Speaker 1 (49:03):
Do you want to go to a TV joke show?
Speaker 15 (49:05):
Judge Matthews, Why you're gonna embarrass both of us? Stop it?
Speaker 10 (49:09):
Oh you're gonna be embarrassed, I've already been on the
show twice because the issues I've had with roommate.
Speaker 7 (49:17):
I don't know if that admission actually makes you look better.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
I know, dude, dude, I'm thinking you just need to
venom him the eight bucks if he's that desperate for it,
and just get him out of your hair.
Speaker 15 (49:25):
I'm not doing it. I'm not going to memo you.
Speaker 6 (49:27):
No, the venmo and the court talk aside. It's at
this point that I would like to offer a second date.
Speaker 15 (49:34):
They already oh no, this isn't We're declining a strong
decline from No, you won't have.
Speaker 7 (49:40):
To pay for these tacos. They'll be on us, Charlotte.
Speaker 2 (49:43):
And Corey needs to say yes, he's got no one
else that matched the dating apps.
Speaker 10 (49:47):
Can you please stop mentioning that you're supposed to be
on my side.
Speaker 3 (49:50):
She's a lied to be the one person who did.
Speaker 7 (49:53):
Yeah, she sounds kind of like a groupie to me, brother,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 15 (49:58):
Else, I am not a group.
Speaker 1 (50:02):
An inside joke, yeah, the last one.
Speaker 15 (50:05):
So what do you mean? He called everybody a groupie.
Speaker 1 (50:09):
Show before too.
Speaker 7 (50:10):
The fact that you don't get the joke means you're
just not meant to be together, Charlotte. So I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (50:15):
Don't take it personally.
Speaker 15 (50:17):
No, no, no, don't be sorry. This is this is
helping me. You know what.
Speaker 10 (50:21):
Let's just let's just hang up on her. Because I
got to get back to my dating profile. I got
to add a new criteria to it.
Speaker 7 (50:27):
So your new criteria is, women who won't go out
with me a second time have to be okay with
venmowing me for half the bill for the date we can.
I give you enough character, you're gonna get so many
matches after that. Yeah, it's working, Jeffrey in the morning,
and these are tough second date updates for us to do.
Speaker 6 (50:45):
Where everybody's wrong, but also everybody's kind of right.
Speaker 7 (50:49):
You shouldn't care about other people's age. You shouldn't lie
about your own age.
Speaker 6 (50:54):
I've been telling Brook for years to put her real
age on the morning show LinkedIn page. She's still twenty
six years old, for everybody crazy that.
Speaker 1 (51:03):
Everyone believes it. I look so good.
Speaker 7 (51:06):
But you know, when everybody disagrees, and everybody agrees, there's
no middle ground. It was impossible to get them back together. Agree.
Speaker 6 (51:14):
Oh well, okay, I changed my mind though, Okay, then
I agree.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
It's a hard one. I mean, there should be more
compromise in the world of dating. Yeah, just in the world.
Speaker 10 (51:25):
Ye.
Speaker 7 (51:26):
Not everything is a deal breaker red flag.
Speaker 9 (51:28):
Yeah, you know, it could be a flag.
Speaker 10 (51:30):
It's got to be a deal breaker.
Speaker 8 (51:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (51:31):
But that's not very good for the plot, now, is it.
Speaker 9 (51:33):
No, that's true.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah, for the plot, jeff Yeah, that's what.
Speaker 7 (51:37):
We're all doing it for the here you're going to
hear that for the next four months every single day.
Speaker 6 (51:45):
But exactly so, email the show, even if it's just
for the plot, and we'll call that person who's not
calling you back. Go check out all of our second
date updates. Great plots on those. Okay, they're available online
wherever you get them.
Speaker 5 (51:59):
Faking Jeffrey in the Morning?
Speaker 6 (52:02):
Tis the season to fall in cuff?
Speaker 2 (52:05):
Oh I thought we were getting arrested?
Speaker 6 (52:11):
Why not both Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Because
according to dating experts, fall is the time when most
people couple up, and of course many of them meet
on dating apps, which is why I want to ask
my co host to see if they know the top
five lies that people tell on dating apps. Any guesses
(52:33):
what the top five lies would be?
Speaker 7 (52:36):
Number one? I'm six ft tall.
Speaker 9 (52:41):
Number one.
Speaker 7 (52:42):
Lie that people tell I mean guys. I mean maybe
girls will lie about that too for some reason.
Speaker 8 (52:46):
But why why do guys lie like you're gonna meet
up with her eventually, I'm just.
Speaker 7 (52:49):
Gonna see you.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Well, they're just hoping we're really bad.
Speaker 7 (52:55):
It's just about getting your foot in the door too,
like your little foot. Yeah, okay, unnecessary broke.
Speaker 6 (53:04):
Stop any other guesses of lies that are being told.
Speaker 7 (53:08):
It could be I heard hiking, okay. Number two, I
love hiking.
Speaker 6 (53:15):
Outdoor activities as a hobby is the most common filler
on dating apps when it's totally not true.
Speaker 2 (53:22):
It's probably because people stress out when they've asked. Then
they're asked about their hobbies like I don't what if
I don't do anything? I don't want to come off
not interesting. Anyone could talk about walking.
Speaker 9 (53:32):
I'm single.
Speaker 7 (53:33):
I go home and I watch Netflix. Yeah, I'll go
through the rest real quickly. Number three. I'm looking for
something serious. That's why b s you are.
Speaker 6 (53:45):
Over forty percent. Admit they're really after something casual. Number four.
I barely use this app. Have you heard that before?
Speaker 8 (53:55):
Yeah, it's funny because I say that I go on
tender once every six months, and I say and no believe.
Speaker 5 (54:00):
I believe.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
She's like, yeah, right, you should just say the opposite.
I'm on here, so.
Speaker 9 (54:08):
I'm on her daily before.
Speaker 7 (54:11):
At number five, that's just my roommate in the pic.
Speaker 1 (54:16):
You're really hot.
Speaker 9 (54:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (54:21):
Those are the top five lives people tell on the
dating apps if you're looking for love out there personally.
Speaker 6 (54:26):
I just listened to the second date updates. Yeah there
you can hear realize Laser stories coming up right after this.
It's the radio segment that's mashing together McDonald's and Wendy's
to create a limited time sea snack.
Speaker 7 (54:46):
The file of fish Frosty now.
Speaker 6 (54:51):
Comes in tasty telapia or halibit chunks.
Speaker 1 (54:55):
My kids don't need to use those gummy sharks anymore.
Speaker 6 (54:58):
There, put the ocean in your mouth with Laser Story,
the segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,
just like everyone else does.
Speaker 7 (55:06):
Except we've got a laser. Those other sardine smoothies just don't.
Speaker 6 (55:10):
This first laser story is out of Florida, all right, yay.
Speaker 7 (55:14):
A forty four year old man named Peter Rieira raises
chickens for a living and the other night he was
out at a bar and knocking back a few when
he got into a discussion about poultry.
Speaker 1 (55:27):
As you would if you're a chicken farmer at it.
Speaker 7 (55:29):
Says his area of expertise.
Speaker 6 (55:31):
And it was with three other guys who'd been drinking
most of the night, and that discussion turned into a
full blown argument.
Speaker 1 (55:39):
Listen to the expert here, guys.
Speaker 6 (55:42):
Of course, in his mind, Peter is the foremost expert,
and these bozos didn't know what they were talking about
when it came to chickens.
Speaker 2 (55:50):
Chicken idiots out there, Jeff like someone talking to us
about radio.
Speaker 7 (55:53):
Yeah, yeah, we know a little bit, you know, we're
in it.
Speaker 6 (55:55):
Well, they wouldn't listen to his opinions, so he did
the reasonable thing, pull the and started firing.
Speaker 7 (56:03):
Gosh. After that, cops got involved and arrests were made.
Here's a clip of a local detective explaining what happened.
Speaker 16 (56:11):
The shooter evidently raises chickens, and the conversation was about
how many eggs a chicken can lay. One victim ran
out into the roadway trying to get away from the shooter.
The other two victims hid. We had several phone calls
the shooter himself called nine to one one. Arming yourself
with a handgun when you're under.
Speaker 7 (56:29):
The influence is not a good idea. There's never going
to be a good outcome with that.
Speaker 2 (56:34):
I really thought he was going to end that with
some sort of white did the chicken cross the road jokes?
Speaker 1 (56:38):
Yeah, I really was setting itself.
Speaker 6 (56:41):
I feel like most chicken arguments do in this way.
Though it is Florida. Peter is now facing multiple charges
and is being held without bond.
Speaker 7 (56:51):
For what it's worth, all three men said Peter.
Speaker 6 (56:53):
Was way over the top about his chicken knowledge and
that didn't sit well with them.
Speaker 7 (56:59):
I didn't.
Speaker 1 (57:00):
I'm just worried about who's taking care of the chickens.
Speaker 7 (57:02):
Now, you know, chickens pretty self sufficient, though, I don't
think tell.
Speaker 4 (57:07):
Him you're not a chicken fan to call it and
play you and Chicken trivia.
Speaker 6 (57:11):
Bock bock Bock next laser story is out of the
collectible Corner with Wicked for Good hitting theaters on the
twenty first. It must be good timing to auction off
the original Wicked Witch's hat.
Speaker 1 (57:24):
Oh you mine pretty and you're a little dog.
Speaker 7 (57:30):
Oh million, Yeah, her hat is like conning the pointy
black hat that Margaret Hamilton wore in nineteen thirty nine
is the Wizard of Oz. Will be auctioned on December third,
So how much will it get? Speculation is all over
the place, especially because the original pair of ruby slippers
that Judy Garland wore those sold for twenty eight million
(57:52):
dollars eight.
Speaker 2 (57:54):
Oh my god, I'm sorry right now, everybody loves the
Witches more.
Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yeah, I mean from the energy absolutely all day.
Speaker 7 (58:02):
I can see that.
Speaker 6 (58:02):
So the twenty eight mil, that's a lot more than expected.
As for the hat, last time it sold was only
a year ago for two point nine million.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Because of the yeah collectible.
Speaker 6 (58:17):
The experts are saying it could go for more than double.
Now it's smart, that's smart.
Speaker 2 (58:21):
Who would have ever thought buying a two point nine
million dollar hat would be a good investment?
Speaker 7 (58:26):
Making fun of you?
Speaker 6 (58:27):
What I want to spend my money on is none
of your business. Okay. If I want to wear that
hat around while I cook, then that's my right.
Speaker 3 (58:36):
Interesting he made himself green.
Speaker 6 (58:38):
Screw you guys. This next Lanser story is out of
Food News. Jello is celebrating it's one hundred and twenty
fifth anniversary with three new limited edition Thanksgiving items.
Speaker 7 (58:49):
Oh we're calling them No Thanks.
Speaker 6 (58:51):
Molds because they're shaped like three of the most divisive
Thanksgiving foods, Brussels sprouts, cranberry sauce, and pecan pop.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
What point like one of my three favorites.
Speaker 8 (59:04):
Cranberry I can skip, but I love some brussels.
Speaker 7 (59:07):
So to be clear, wow, brussels.
Speaker 2 (59:10):
Wait a minute, this looks like a dinner from a
nineteen seventies is what.
Speaker 1 (59:14):
It looks like.
Speaker 6 (59:15):
Well, just to be clear, they aren't doing the super
weird flavors thing. These are just silicone molds that are
shaped like those polarizing foods, not new flavor mixes. So
the cranberry mold comes with actual cranberry jello, but the
Brussels sprouts is lime and the pecan pie is orange flavor.
Speaker 1 (59:35):
It's not very advertising, hard to look at esthetic, it's interesting.
Jello's a hard seal of my kids.
Speaker 6 (59:42):
But now your family has a name and a backstory
for the bird that it's getting this year. So each
No Thanks mold costs five dollars and it comes with
a kit with a box of Jello mix. And they're
available exclusively on Walmart dot com beginning today.
Speaker 7 (59:59):
Wall supply. Last, is it ever.
Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
A good ploy of a company to do no thanks
on a food item?
Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
I don't know, but I want to try to make
these shot versions.
Speaker 5 (01:00:08):
You know that.
Speaker 7 (01:00:13):
This next says or story is out of Holiday headquarters.
If you're shopping in a Target this holiday season and
it seems like an employee's being extra attentive, they're probably
not flirting with you.
Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
I think you probably could always assume that anyone on
the other.
Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Round, well, I think most of the time they wouldn't
even talk to you. But this is just a new
policy that Target is supposedly launched called the ten to
four program, which requires their workers to engage with customers
when they're within ten feet of a shopper.
Speaker 9 (01:00:46):
Wow, you have to.
Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
So basically all Target employees are going to, say, eleven
feet away from everyone, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
The store.
Speaker 6 (01:00:53):
But if they are within that ten foot range, they're
being told to smile directly at them.
Speaker 7 (01:01:00):
Oh God, this is gonna be kind of weird.
Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Then as you get closer, they'll make eye contact and
wave or even say hello.
Speaker 12 (01:01:08):
Hello.
Speaker 6 (01:01:10):
Remember she's just being friendly, she's not flirting with you.
She likes if they are within four feet of a
shopper employees then must ask if they need help finding anything,
or they're directed to ask how their day is going,
or a similar pleasantry like hey, you.
Speaker 7 (01:01:26):
Want to wear my red vest and resticker things with
my price? Dumb just friendly.
Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
Chat that seems like a lot.
Speaker 2 (01:01:34):
I have a friend who worked at Target a long
time ago, and she said that one of the company
policies is that couldn't have blood clots in the aisles,
and that was more than one red Target worker.
Speaker 14 (01:01:48):
Plot.
Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
I was like, what is that crazy?
Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
A weird policy.
Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Target says heading into the holiday they wanted to make
adjustments and implement new ways to increase connection during the
most important time time.
Speaker 7 (01:02:00):
Of the year.
Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
When people leave me alone when I'm don't ask me
how I dance?
Speaker 8 (01:02:06):
Yeah, I get if I'm approaching you, I don't approach me.
Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Yeah, I'll come find you.
Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Exact eye contact, though, I mean slip down everybody, Yeah,
check me out. Other places have similar proximity rules for
customer interaction, including Walmart and Disney. So it isn't the
first time a company's asked workers to carry around mental
tape measurers.
Speaker 9 (01:02:28):
They'll run up to you and dance with you.
Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
The interactions are wild do you want to hook back
for them?
Speaker 6 (01:02:33):
I know, I'm like, I'm okay, But speaking of mental
tape measurers, this guy just used a tape measure last night.
Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Wait a minute, he's measuring socks the show for stockings.
Of course, he watch the biggest one.
Speaker 6 (01:02:49):
Santa can put what ever he wants to go. And
that's how means Laser Stories has come to an end
for the day. We'll do it again the same time
on Friday.
Speaker 10 (01:03:00):
Ah.
Speaker 6 (01:03:04):
It's come to my attention that I may have missed
the previous one or two rounds of Brooks Trivia here
because I happen to be busy attending to very important
personal matters.
Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
They were important. This show is what's important.
Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Whatever happens at the rest drop down the highway is
not listen.
Speaker 6 (01:03:22):
The point is I am back today because I want
to be here, and yeah, not because police raided that
rest stop in a quote sting operation.
Speaker 7 (01:03:31):
I don't care what the newspapers say. My lawyer is
handling all of it. So welcome back to the damage
control edition of Beat brook And please don't.
Speaker 1 (01:03:41):
Tell us anymore. So we're not accomplices. That's all I want.
Speaker 7 (01:03:44):
We'll shake hands afterwards.
Speaker 1 (01:03:46):
And they know what happens. I do not trust you
to use the soap.
Speaker 7 (01:03:49):
Today on the phone, we have returning player Matthew. He's
zero to one against you all time. Matthew. You believe me, right,
of course I do. Jeff, Thank you, Matthew. It's nice
to have it.
Speaker 1 (01:04:00):
How many sting operations have you been part of? Matthew?
Speaker 10 (01:04:04):
The jury's on that one. I'm not liable to talk
about that exactly.
Speaker 7 (01:04:10):
Just because I was in that highway rest stop bathroom
doesn't mean I was doing anything nefarious. That's what my
lawyer told me, and that's what I'm sticking to. Okay,
where are you going, broke the rest up? It's to
the left.
Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Okay, she's gonna go check it out anyway. In the meantime,
let's play the game.
Speaker 7 (01:04:28):
Matthew.
Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
You got thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know when, you could say pass. But
you have to beat her out right if you want
to win, and I hope you do. Are you ready?
Speaker 10 (01:04:36):
I'm ready, Jeff.
Speaker 7 (01:04:37):
Good luck. Your time starts now. Today is National French
Dip Day. A traditional French dip sandwich comes with the
side of what sauce. Vibranium is the material that makes
up what superhero shield one woman?
Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
What's the proper name for a champagne glass? What giant
movie monster comes from a place called Skull Island? What's
a group of clams called a cluster, a calamity or
a bed? Mick Jagger is the lead singer of which
rock band Wow Math.
Speaker 7 (01:05:13):
Was great? The crew pro came in there dominated well done.
Speaker 6 (01:05:17):
Brook is now back in the studio here, and uh,
what else should we talk about with Matthew? We are
coming up on Thanksgiving here, and according to Matthew, he's
told our producer his three favorite things to eat on
that holiday.
Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I like to discuss this.
Speaker 6 (01:05:32):
Garlic mashed potatoes, which apparently he mashes himself. He enjoys
his mother's recipe for stuffing and turkey, but only if
it's super moist you like.
Speaker 10 (01:05:45):
No, My my mom taught my wife how to cook
it very well too, so is a very special method
of Even the white beat is incredibly moist.
Speaker 13 (01:05:55):
Yeah, we do use a turkey bag.
Speaker 10 (01:05:57):
The methods.
Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
I love the fact that Matthew can mention his mother
in super moist. In the same sense, it's a very.
Speaker 10 (01:06:04):
Hearty Matthew, you guys are welcome over here for thanks
to me any time.
Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
We don't want to.
Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Get involved in your family.
Speaker 14 (01:06:18):
Yeah that's right.
Speaker 7 (01:06:19):
Okay, save a seat for us. But now Brooke, it's
your turn. Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:06:23):
Ready?
Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
Your time starts now. Today is National French Dip Day.
A traditional French dip sandwich comes with a side of
what sauce?
Speaker 7 (01:06:31):
As you? Vibranium is the material that makes up what
superhero shield?
Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
Vibranium is Captain America?
Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
What's the proper name for a champagne glass flute? What
giant movie monster comes from a place called Skull Island?
Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Godzilla?
Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
What is a group of clams called a cluster, a calamity,
or a bed? Mick Jagger is the lead singer of
which rock band?
Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Oh my god, Mick Jagger is the lead singer of
Rolling Stone.
Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
Just snuck that answer in. Let's go to the scoreboard
with our own hose.
Speaker 6 (01:07:05):
I am not some mania who needs to be high
or loaded all the time.
Speaker 9 (01:07:16):
That's a really good clip.
Speaker 5 (01:07:17):
Loaded.
Speaker 8 (01:07:20):
You got five? You were all impressed. I almost looked
at each other like, well, broke, you got the same
amount of questions and and five as well?
Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
That was it good?
Speaker 13 (01:07:39):
It was Captain America Vibratium.
Speaker 7 (01:07:42):
Yeah, just barely.
Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Wasn't enough, Matt, So ty does go to the house.
Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National French
Dip Day. A traditional French dip sandwich comes with a
side of as you.
Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
Sauce, so good, drink it right now.
Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
Speaking of super moist, vibrain is the material that makes
up Captain America's shield. Proper name for a champagne glass
would be a flute. The giant movie monster who comes
from Skull Island would be King Kong. Sorry, Godzilla comes
from the sea. A group of clams is called just
a bed of clams.
Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
And Calamity would be so cute.
Speaker 6 (01:08:20):
Mick Jagger is the lead singer of the Rolling Stones,
So Matt, I'm sorry man, it wasn't enough to win today.
Speaker 7 (01:08:26):
But just for playing, we are going to give you a.
Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
Pair of tickets to see Italian singer songwriter Damiano David
perform at the Paramount Theater on November twenty.
Speaker 10 (01:08:36):
First cool man, thanks so much.
Speaker 6 (01:08:38):
Freaking right, You're welcome back on the show anytime. Man,
We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time.
Speaker 5 (01:08:42):
Tomorrow, brooking Jeffrey in the morning
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Brooke Fox
Jeffrey "Young Jeffrey" Dubow
Jose Bolanos
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