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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's here our Halloween show. Yea god, you're in for
a treat, a little bit of tricks. I mean, we
got it all. We got a brand new second date
coming up. We've got, of course, our costume reveal, a
little Halloween edition of riffing Around, and Jeff's song is
just iconic.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Yes, he went hard for he got it.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
But I'm glad you're here. I really am. And they're
going to start off with a comment on our textboard.
I know we're gonna get a lot of comments after this.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yes, I saw this get texted in today and they said,
good morning. I know this probably won't get red wrong,
but my wife and I are going as Brook and
Jeffrey for Halloween. I have a half shaved beard with
decorations on one side, and my wife is wearing red
lipstick with a blonde wig and thick glasses.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
And my shirt says Jeffrey and my wife says Brooke.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Well, were walking around with a microphone during our son's
trick or treating and asking people what you're doing at
this Halloween trick or treating events.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
People will totally think we're crazy.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
It should be loads of yes and way to represent
that a stigmatism for me.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
You know, I.
Speaker 6 (01:01):
Appreciate that stuff a little bit too.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, that's right. Send us your picks for sure at
Brig and Jeffrey and enjoy the brand new full hour
right now.
Speaker 7 (01:14):
Happy Halloween, everybody. The day has finally come. It's Brooke
and Jeffrey in the morning, and we are just minutes
away from revealing our morning group costume.
Speaker 6 (01:26):
Jeff I can see you.
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Yes to the listeners, most of them, I'm assuming can't
see us unless they're peeking through the windows looking into
the studio.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Say, this is what I'll say, most effort put in
by every single member of this show.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I am very.
Speaker 8 (01:41):
Loud, and I've set a high bar. A high bar.
Speaker 9 (01:46):
Goes all out.
Speaker 7 (01:47):
We literally had to start the show late because Brooke
took two hours to get her costume ready. But this
is the one day, like out of any day, if
you're ever gonna go check out our social media at
Brooke and Jeffrey, this is the one that's probably worth
your while.
Speaker 9 (02:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
In fact, maybe the pictures are already up right now,
and I would hate to blow the surprise, but if
you have to go look there, right you can.
Speaker 10 (02:07):
You know, go check it out?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Did you tell him it's at Brook and Jeffrey.
Speaker 7 (02:10):
At Brook and Jeffrey And I know earlier in the
week I gave everybody a hint about what our group
costumes would be. But maybe I should give just one
more for the listeners before we reveal. I'll just say,
you think Brooks mean in normal life?
Speaker 10 (02:24):
Wait, wait, that's all you're gonna get.
Speaker 7 (02:28):
Okay, that mean exactly. Look, we've got Halloween party here
at work, and I think jose apparently you're going to
be the judge of something, right?
Speaker 10 (02:41):
Is it for the office costume contest?
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Or are you judging who gets the most food poisoning
from the chili cook off?
Speaker 6 (02:47):
I will be judging the chili cook off.
Speaker 8 (02:51):
I heard there's only four chilis being brought almost.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
From the office that many people have been laid off.
Speaker 10 (03:01):
Well, m Alexis are you judging with him?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
Apparently tastes spicy?
Speaker 10 (03:07):
Yeah, I know, what are you going to be looking
for specifically?
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Spice?
Speaker 8 (03:16):
Maybe once a year? Maybe?
Speaker 7 (03:20):
Well, clearly they picked the best person to judge the contest.
Speaker 10 (03:23):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Realize I forgot something in my costume.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
You want to drive home over again? The other room.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
I'll fix it later.
Speaker 8 (03:32):
For the pictures.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
All right, fix it for the pictures. But our Halloween
show is underway. We've got special Halloween phone tabs, Halloween
second Date Update, song of the Week, and a bunch
of other spooky stuff.
Speaker 10 (03:43):
Playing for you. So stay with us all morning long and.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Again We're gonna reveal what each of our costumes are
in just a few minutes. But first we got again
to the shock collar question of the day.
Speaker 10 (03:54):
Hey, and send.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
It over to our costumes digital producer Jake, who I
don't think it's on camera, but I'll see him later.
Speaker 10 (04:00):
Go for it, Jake.
Speaker 11 (04:01):
This is the day when creepy things naturally occur. The
fog slowly rolls in, the jack O lanterns start to
flicker a little, and Alexis's costume quickly becomes a less
and less work appropriate.
Speaker 8 (04:16):
I got a non PG one in my bag for Loda.
Speaker 10 (04:19):
I'm gonna cut that one after the chili cooking.
Speaker 11 (04:21):
Yeah, everybody expects weird stuff to go down on Halloween,
but sometimes it's so weird that people end up in
the news for bizarre and stupid things you'd never expect. Normally,
you could just assume it was happening in Florida. Yeah,
but today freak events can take place anywhere at any time.
And that's why to celebrate the most frightening news day
of the year, we're doing a special Halloween Headlines edition of.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Twenty of twenty.
Speaker 11 (04:49):
Let's go now, you say number one through twenty, I'll
read you a bizarre Halloween headline from somewhere around the country.
You have to just decide if I treated you to
a real story or tricked you with a fake one.
Speaker 5 (05:03):
For today, we're gonna go with boo or boo hoo.
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Boo is real?
Speaker 8 (05:07):
Booo?
Speaker 5 (05:07):
I made it up.
Speaker 11 (05:08):
Let's start with the woman who gets ghosted every Halloween
by her own mummy because Barbe's gotta get her a
drink on.
Speaker 8 (05:15):
That's costumes always hotter than.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Hot Te Alexis.
Speaker 11 (05:20):
In twenty ten, a Florida neighborhood hired a professional zombie
to scare trigger treaters, but he got drunk and refused
to leave after midnight and was arrested.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Is that a boo or a boo hoo?
Speaker 4 (05:32):
I mean, I mean, you see when I made Christmas,
people hire the grinches that scare kids and it is
seriously backfired.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
That's why I feel like this would happen.
Speaker 10 (05:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (05:42):
I think there was a dead giveaway. He said drunk
by midnight. If it was Florida, it would be noon.
Speaker 8 (05:50):
He didn't say it didn't start early. It could have
been an all day thing. That's why I'm gonna say boom.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Alexis says boo.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
Boom.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
We made it up.
Speaker 12 (06:01):
I think that.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
Yeah, a lot of people.
Speaker 11 (06:03):
Yeah, please pull over. If you're listening, Brook, it's your turn.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Okay, well thirteen, all right?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
Brook.
Speaker 11 (06:12):
In twenty seventeen, a Florida man tried to rob a
bank wearing a full skeleton costume, but he forgot his mask,
so the teller recognized him instantly as his own brother.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
Yeah, is that story of b or a boo hoo.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
It's interesting because you just be like, dude, Chad, come on, man,
we talked about this. You can't pull this off.
Speaker 6 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I mean, there's always one disappointing brother in the family.
So I'm gonna say boo.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Brook says, boo.
Speaker 11 (06:43):
Is one hundred percent real. Wow, Jose, were onto you?
Ten and thirteen are off the board. Let's go twelve Jose.
In twenty seventeen, a guy in a Tucson neighborhood wearing
a clown costume kept trying to juggle chainsaws while handing
out candy.
Speaker 10 (06:57):
That's not easy to do.
Speaker 11 (06:59):
No aps were called and found out two of the
chainsaws were a prop, but one was real.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
No was arrested. Is this news story boo or boooo?
Speaker 10 (07:09):
The optics of juggling chainsaws?
Speaker 5 (07:11):
Like reach in kids?
Speaker 11 (07:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Right, a chainsaw roulette with yourself?
Speaker 1 (07:17):
I say, my cousin used to juggle.
Speaker 10 (07:20):
Oh so it's not that impressive anything.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
I three real ones.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
Oh oh, we're here in that.
Speaker 6 (07:27):
I gotta say this is real.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
Boo Jose says Boo.
Speaker 11 (07:33):
Variety tears.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
That is a boo. Who we did make that one up?
Speaker 11 (07:37):
Jeffrey. It's Halloween, thank you, Yeah, Halloween headlines. I just
want to make sure you knew.
Speaker 10 (07:41):
Okay, I need a number. I'm going to go eight, all.
Speaker 11 (07:45):
Right, Jeffrey. This story happened in twenty fifteen. A San
Francisco man dressed up as a vampire and then got
stuck on his own roof while trying to dramatically descend
to scare trick retreaters. Fire department had to be called
to untangle his wires from the chimney and free him.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Is the story of boo or a boo?
Speaker 10 (08:04):
You're saying this happened in San Francisco.
Speaker 7 (08:08):
I feel like the tech nerds of San Francisco would
have figured out the police system, the high tech thing.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
I thought you're gonna say, we're obviously as scared of heights,
but it seems like something that tech nerds like they've
never been on a ladder.
Speaker 10 (08:21):
Okay, I'm gonna follow Brook's logic here.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
She is the queen of Halloweens, so I'm gonna say
that is boo.
Speaker 10 (08:27):
Jeffrey says, Boo.
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Boo, plenty of twenty her costumes.
Speaker 13 (08:42):
That's right.
Speaker 10 (08:43):
Evil prevails once again.
Speaker 7 (08:45):
Brook wins the Halloween shot collar, so so he gets
to choose who gets shot.
Speaker 10 (08:50):
They're gonna be singing the Ghostbusters theme song. Who's it
gonna be?
Speaker 14 (08:53):
Brook?
Speaker 1 (08:54):
I just feel like the first person that got it
wrong should be the first person, Alexa.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who calls.
Speaker 15 (09:12):
There?
Speaker 10 (09:12):
You go?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Cirky said that before.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
Anyway, that is your shock color Halloween question of the day.
We've got so much more Halloween content coming your way.
Halloween Phones Tap second eight updates the whole show. Go
check out, go follow us on our socials right now
at Brook and Jeffrey. We're gonna do a phone Tap
Halloween edition coming out right.
Speaker 15 (09:37):
After this Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (09:41):
It's Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and it's finally
here our Halloween Show extravaganza.
Speaker 10 (09:50):
Everybody is dressed.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
In costume and you can go to our socials at
Brook and Jeffrey if you want to see him for yourself.
But instead of just coming out and telling you what
we all are, we're gonna challenge you the listener to
figure it out as we go around the room really
quick and.
Speaker 10 (10:04):
Act out each of our characters. Alexis, we gotta go quick.
You're gonna be first acted out donations.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I love the firm I'm getting turn it into a
nice fashion statement and people will.
Speaker 8 (10:17):
Judge me because it's unethical.
Speaker 10 (10:19):
Alexis is herself this year.
Speaker 7 (10:21):
But yeah, Brooke, we waited almost two hours for you
to come out with your costumes.
Speaker 10 (10:26):
So let's hear yourson issues.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Okay, there are some makeup issues, but.
Speaker 10 (10:31):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
It's what I do It's what I live for, to
help unfortunate murpho like yourself, I like it with nothing
left to turn.
Speaker 10 (10:45):
She's a forty year chain smoker. I thought she was Ursula,
but I guess I was wrong. Jose on her sixteenth birthday.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
She won't break her finger with a spender.
Speaker 6 (10:58):
Really, that's what that's good.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
She doesn't talk a lot, She's just pretty okay.
Speaker 10 (11:04):
That's moleficent.
Speaker 7 (11:06):
If people couldn't figure that one out, I felt like
I was watching the movie.
Speaker 10 (11:09):
It was so good for me, pet Pan.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
If I could only find his secret layer of lost
boys that I'd be the happiest pirates in the world.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
That is not a direct movie.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
Yeah, toss little myself and the people guess for the
Disney villain.
Speaker 10 (11:29):
Yeah, we're Disney villains.
Speaker 7 (11:31):
Everyone is a different I'm Captain. Everyone's dressed like a
different character. Producer Boyd is dressed as the Oogie Boogie
guy from Nightmare Before Christmas. Digital Jake is ja'far from Aladdin.
R editor Ashley, she's the Queen of Hearts from House
in Wonderland. And our technical director Ashton, I feel like
we've got to at least hear you try your character.
Speaker 10 (11:52):
Can you try it long?
Speaker 11 (11:56):
That King?
Speaker 10 (12:03):
It's like a twelve year old.
Speaker 7 (12:04):
Absolutely, this scar from Lion King. So we have our
show going already. We have videos that we've been taking
up on our socials at Brook and Jeffery. You could
see all of us on our costumes.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
Don't zoom it on my makeup.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
I'm not a makeup artist. Just look from far away.
Speaker 10 (12:23):
Clease.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
We got more Halloween theme content, all show long Laser
Stories coming up right after this.
Speaker 10 (12:37):
It's a special Halloween edition of Laser Stories. Today.
Speaker 7 (12:41):
We're creatively twisting this entire segment on its head and.
Speaker 10 (12:45):
Calling it where Wolf story.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
Wow, big twist from Zombie Stories last year.
Speaker 7 (12:53):
Where instead of lasers, we're replacing them with bloodthirsty were wolves.
Speaker 6 (13:00):
Why is the moon out right?
Speaker 3 (13:01):
Now?
Speaker 1 (13:01):
That was intense.
Speaker 10 (13:02):
Now this is cutting edge radio people.
Speaker 7 (13:04):
If we don't win some kind of Innovative Radio Pioneer
award for this, we're never.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
Gonna win all the doctor listening, that's for sure.
Speaker 10 (13:11):
Thank God. Let's dive in with your first werewolf story. Okay, wow, out.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Of Plano, Texas, and what I'm about to tell you
is real.
Speaker 10 (13:20):
This is not made up.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
Someone's pet monkey got loose inside a Spirit Halloween store.
Speaker 10 (13:26):
Man, Seriously, I'm like, you's.
Speaker 1 (13:30):
A realistic You want to bring the pet monkey along
to see what the pet monkey wants to be?
Speaker 10 (13:35):
Halloween's totally fair.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
And this monkey named peanut Butter spent more than thirty
minutes swinging from rafters and poles, crashing into displays, and
in general.
Speaker 10 (13:47):
Causing a whole lot of chaos everywhere.
Speaker 6 (13:49):
It went, Yeah, you're going to be a Karen for Halloween.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
The first Spirit employees didn't know what to do, so
they just kept on working yea, and the customers were
still to come in and shop.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Okay, monkey.
Speaker 7 (14:03):
They weren't sure it was real, because most things in
Spirit aren't.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
But those things don't look real either.
Speaker 6 (14:11):
They have some crazy.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
At what point does it start flinging poo?
Speaker 7 (14:15):
Well, apparently there was one dead giveaway. It was wearing
a diaper.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
That exactly benefit if it's swinging above your head.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
So eventually peanut Butter's owner was able to bribe it
down with a cookie and regain control of it.
Speaker 5 (14:30):
Cookies for Peace.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
Officers say no humans were in danger, although if you
did attempt to purchase the monkey, pointing to it up
in the rafters and asking if they had any more
like it in the back.
Speaker 11 (14:41):
Yeah, that was a werewolf story.
Speaker 10 (14:47):
Your next werewolf story is out of the Marble, Vermont. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:57):
A guy woke up around three thirty am yesterday and
heard some noises in his spare bedroom, and when he
went to check it out, he found it was straight
out of a nightmare. A random clown had broken into
his house. It was fast asleep.
Speaker 10 (15:10):
In the bed.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I told you clowns aren't for bad, you guys. He
just wanted a.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Nap, just a terrifying thought. When he gasped out loud,
the clowns sat up and told the man to close
the doors.
Speaker 10 (15:25):
We can get more. Shut up.
Speaker 16 (15:26):
Yeah, I thought he's gonna get up and put.
Speaker 6 (15:28):
Him in the face and run.
Speaker 7 (15:30):
Instead, the homeowner called the cops.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh, I bet he got left by his little clown
buddies who all piled into the car without well.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Police showed up and found forty three year old Sean
Baker sitting on the toilet in his full clown outfit.
He's had and here's a shocker, he also happened to
have cocaine on him.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
I was going for a more low end drug for
the clowns.
Speaker 7 (16:00):
So he was arrested for unlawful trespassing and drug possession.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
How the clowns get their white face.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
Surprisingly, it wasn't the only clown who got arrested that night.
In a nearby town, one named Soapy tried to hold
up a mini mart but got so drunk he vomited
on the cashier.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Instead, he kept it clean.
Speaker 10 (16:26):
No, that was a werewolf story. Your next werewolf story,
let him cook my god, hey Chipotle this morning.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Out of the candy cauldron, the parent lifestyle brand named
Frieda wanted to make a splash with its brand new
candy product this fall, and because it's flu season, they
came up with booger inspired gummies called Boogie Bites Candy.
Speaker 10 (16:58):
Hold on, let me show you a picture of until
you get the idea.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Why do you need these when the kids eat them already?
Speaker 11 (17:04):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (17:05):
I mean, honestly, have you been around to elementary school lately?
Speaker 7 (17:08):
Made with the help of real sick kids, these gummies
are sweet, a little salty, you know why, and they're
packed with a whole lot of vitamin C so helping
they taste test. Boogie Bites Candy is available nationwide for
three ninety nine per box. Also from the Candy Cauldron,
(17:28):
Twigs is introducing a new holiday to the world's called Hallo.
Speaker 10 (17:35):
Muss Christmas, a combo of Halloween and Christmas.
Speaker 6 (17:40):
This is brilliant.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
They're starting it now one day.
Speaker 7 (17:45):
Yeah, technically Christmas already started like two months.
Speaker 8 (17:50):
Halloween ends today.
Speaker 10 (17:52):
Yeah, you've got a mash them together.
Speaker 7 (17:54):
The combo of Halloween and Christmas has a new treat
mashup that comes with two bars, but instead of being
identical like in a package of normal Twigs, one has
a ghoulish green cookie center.
Speaker 10 (18:06):
And the other is shaped like a snowman.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
That is wild.
Speaker 8 (18:09):
They look just like a snowman. I wonder if it
tastes better like how the Reeses shaped ones.
Speaker 7 (18:14):
Yeah, and if they're even having a Hallomus Grotto pop
up in New York to celebrate this, where Zombie Clause
will be available for photo ops.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
That so frightening.
Speaker 7 (18:25):
Fans can also expect jump scares and twisted Christmas carols
for the event.
Speaker 1 (18:30):
I'm pretty sure when we were in Portugal once we
saw zombie Clause, he was just a couple months away
from death. Yeah, scarred that was.
Speaker 7 (18:40):
A werewolf story or next werewolf story.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Is out. Of the update of the polls, a new poll.
Speaker 7 (18:51):
Found one in five Americans are totally delusional, at least
when it comes to what our pets.
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Think of Halloween.
Speaker 7 (19:00):
Oh yeah, it's close to twenty percent of people think
pets actually really enjoy dressing up in costume for the holiday.
Speaker 16 (19:07):
No, okay, you know what I'm I saw video of
a dog the other day. The dog would not leave
the house until she put on the ferry outfit for
the dog.
Speaker 7 (19:15):
I'm a little concerned about your algorithm. But even crazier
than the twenty percent who think pets enjoy dressing up,
a full forty percent think they either like it or
at least don't mind it.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Okay, okay, I can. I'm in that park.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I allowed the kids to get a bow to put
on Tula's call. That was it because you can't feel it.
Speaker 4 (19:35):
Yeah, but that's just as we'll take a picture of pets,
but they just stand still because they hate it.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (19:40):
Yeah, I take it.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Off to let you know she hides.
Speaker 7 (19:44):
Okay, Yeah, the pole didn't distinguish between cats and dogs,
but obviously dogs are a tad bit more receptive to costumes,
and a third of Americans have admitted to dressing up
as a pet before or say they plan to this year.
The most popular animal costumes people like to wear are
sexy lion, skanky cats, and confused squirrel.
Speaker 10 (20:08):
Squirrel where from? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (20:11):
Coming in an honorable mention is a monkey gripping a
rather large bananas.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
To me, that's very.
Speaker 10 (20:20):
Curious, but I'm curious. What about turtles again at the
very bottom of the.
Speaker 7 (20:26):
List, But joke's on them.
Speaker 10 (20:29):
He likes being a bottom and that sound means were
a wolf. Stories has come to an end for the day.
Speaker 7 (20:35):
Tune in next year for something even lamer, and we'll
be back to a normal edition of Lasers on.
Speaker 15 (20:43):
Monday, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (20:48):
If you live in a neighborhood like mine, you've probably
seen at least four pumpkins with botched bbls.
Speaker 10 (20:57):
Is that that's right?
Speaker 17 (20:59):
Halloween is gonna be super scary and we're gonna put
you in the mood for it by playing a brand
new Haunt to Perfest edition of Riffin Around.
Speaker 10 (21:12):
Will you be able.
Speaker 7 (21:14):
To identify the scary songs that my co host can't porch?
Pumpkin's lip fillers may depend on it we're gonna play
coming up right after this, it's Broken Jeffrey in the morning,
and it's time for the scariest segment we're gonna do
all day around.
Speaker 10 (21:33):
Yes, because it's Halloween week.
Speaker 7 (21:36):
We are in studio in our costumes, dressed as different
Disney villains, and you can see the photos and the
videos up on our socials at Broken Jeffrey. I can't
even look Brook in the eye right now because she's
just too scary.
Speaker 10 (21:56):
Just creeping all the children now.
Speaker 7 (21:58):
But to celebrate, we're doing this special Halloween edition of
Riffing Around where I play the instrumental of a famous
song you've definitely heard before, one that has to.
Speaker 10 (22:08):
Do with the spooky season.
Speaker 7 (22:10):
My co hosts just have to say the correct title
without whining or complaining or getting lost in my dreamy eyes.
We're gonna start off with the woman who tried to
crop top her Corella de Ville outfit.
Speaker 10 (22:23):
Okay, so, alexis name this Halloween theme song?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Done?
Speaker 7 (22:32):
I said, we're starting off easy, and you did it well.
Done might be the only one. She gets right on
to Jose. Remember the theme is Halloween, so name this song.
Speaker 10 (22:45):
Says Halloween Dun doun Done?
Speaker 14 (22:48):
Done.
Speaker 11 (22:48):
Dun doune.
Speaker 7 (22:49):
This is Halloween dun dundune is exactly what.
Speaker 10 (22:52):
We were looking for.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
One point for Jose, one point for Alexis, and that
means we're on to brook Brook.
Speaker 10 (22:59):
This next one is so easy.
Speaker 7 (23:01):
If you don't get it in less than two seconds,
I might take a point away.
Speaker 10 (23:05):
That easy, that easy?
Speaker 6 (23:07):
Name it.
Speaker 18 (23:12):
Two?
Speaker 10 (23:12):
Oh my gosh, hello, I want to steal.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Okay, here there's no music.
Speaker 8 (23:16):
It's just like a.
Speaker 15 (23:19):
Can't hear it?
Speaker 11 (23:22):
Are you not? I?
Speaker 10 (23:23):
Are you not a fan of Halloween? Is that why
you don't know this?
Speaker 16 (23:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (23:27):
This is a Stranger theme.
Speaker 2 (23:30):
Song?
Speaker 7 (23:32):
Okay, okay, I specifically said no whining or complaining to
the host.
Speaker 2 (23:37):
You didn't say beaten song broke.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
It's just like you would never play that at a part.
Speaker 7 (23:41):
Captain Hook give us a point, and Captain Hook taketh away.
Speaker 1 (23:45):
You don't even know what the name of that.
Speaker 7 (23:47):
I know you're being in character and being extra feisty
with me right now, but it's just not cool. During
this game, we're on to around two Halloween songs from movies,
TV shows, and pop culture. Back to Alexis, who don't
tell anyone. I secretly want you to win okay, So Alexis,
we're all everyone, we're all watching you as we wait
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for the answer to the spooky song rigged.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Oh it's easier than you think.
Speaker 10 (24:19):
I sort of gave you a hints right before we started.
Speaker 2 (24:23):
No after that, somebody's watching me.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
Wow, amz.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Wow you didn't think I didn't think she would either.
Speaker 7 (24:36):
Fan of Halloween, Alexis jumps into the front with two points. Jose,
we're back to you. Feel free to dance to this
next one if you want to. And Brook get your
ones ready.
Speaker 10 (24:46):
Make it rain down on him. Jose, name this famous
Halloween song.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
I'm scared of the monsters under my bed.
Speaker 10 (24:54):
Jab the name of the song is is monsters?
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Mister.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
I was just telling you, like in general, I'm scared that.
Speaker 7 (25:05):
This is your chance to get on the board. Brook,
and hint, this is the song your children here as
your car pulls into the driveway.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
Oh this is another theme song. I don't remember the
name of the show.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
It would be a movie.
Speaker 10 (25:21):
Yeah that's okay.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Yeah, Oh is it the Halloween theme?
Speaker 10 (25:28):
It only took forty hints for Brooks to get it.
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Good job, Brook, you get one voice the Halloween movie theme.
Mommy's home with Keen wa for dinner. That is Brooks
theme song. Yeah, that means that's right now. Quick check
on the scoreboard. We've got two for Alexis, too for Jose,
one for a brook and these are gonna be the
hardest ones yet. On the round three, each question is
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gonna be worth double the points and triple my respect.
Oh gosh, I know you want that, So Alexis, You're
up again and I'm pulling for you.
Speaker 10 (26:00):
That's our secret. So pay attention and name this Halloween song.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I put a spell on you. Respect from John.
Speaker 7 (26:14):
Yes, and double the points. That brings Alexus up to
four total. Hose you look great, by the way, Thanks,
I forgotten I never told you that. Anything that you
want to say to your family real quick listening back home?
Speaker 10 (26:26):
Yeah, I love you guys, Thanks for listening every morning. Sorry,
we're gonna have to cut that for time. At least
name this Halloween theme song.
Speaker 6 (26:41):
Is Halloween is like a nineties.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Crunch, but the theme of it mays have something to
do with Halloween, a like Handy. I'm so sorry, so close, Alexis,
can you steal it?
Speaker 8 (26:56):
I want Handy?
Speaker 10 (26:57):
She sure does.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
Yeah, I want Candy by Bow Wow, Wow, more points
for Alexis.
Speaker 10 (27:08):
Alexis has five total. Jose has two. Brooke with a
lousy one.
Speaker 1 (27:12):
But I'm like the crocodile in your story.
Speaker 10 (27:15):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (27:15):
Nobody on the text board believes in you, Brook. No
one thinks you're gonna get this right. Even your husband
Michael wrote in Loser in All Cast that's not mine.
Speaker 10 (27:24):
But I don't want you to think about that.
Speaker 7 (27:26):
Just think about the points you'll win if you can
name this scary song. Oh yeah, cow well, you may
have danced to this at your wedding.
Speaker 10 (27:41):
Brook Come on.
Speaker 7 (27:42):
Now, I know, Jose.
Speaker 10 (27:49):
Can you steal it? Oyster Cult that is the band
name of the song.
Speaker 7 (27:55):
It's like Sandman's Alexis.
Speaker 10 (28:01):
This is your chance to steal it.
Speaker 7 (28:04):
Hopefully you're not afraid of anything terrible happening in the afterlife.
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Okay, Zombie, I'm sorry.
Speaker 7 (28:12):
Don't fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cold ironically used
in a lot of drug commercials targeting old folks, kind
of twisted.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
You know, they shouldn't be scared.
Speaker 10 (28:22):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (28:23):
And now, with a total score of five points, that.
Speaker 19 (28:26):
Means the winner of riffing Around is our own Alexis color, everyone.
Speaker 10 (28:41):
And staffs and tried and up in the air.
Speaker 7 (28:44):
That was your Halloween edition of riffing around Everything is
up on video by the way, so you can go
check it out on our socials at Brook and Jeffrey.
We're gonna do a Halloween theme phonesapp coming up right.
Speaker 15 (28:55):
After this Brooken Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (28:58):
It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning. Haunt Toberfest happening live
right now in studio this.
Speaker 10 (29:03):
Entire week for Halloween. Oh yeah, And.
Speaker 7 (29:07):
I'll be honest, we got pretty lucky with this one
because a woman contacted us saying her friend believes her
apartment could be haunted. Perfect opportunity and she she did
really good because she told her friends she might know
a good paranormal investigator who could help her with the situation.
But in fact it's a pair of Italian ghost hunters
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named Veno and Veno. I'm sure they'll do a great
job of getting to the bottom of this haunting in
your special Halloween themed phone tap right now.
Speaker 6 (29:44):
Hello, A is this a Brillanna?
Speaker 12 (29:48):
This is she mask is calling.
Speaker 16 (29:51):
Salutations your friend victorious that we should call you is
because you've been dealing with maybe like a.
Speaker 6 (29:57):
Ghost situation up in your place overdah.
Speaker 12 (30:00):
You're the paranormal investigator.
Speaker 5 (30:03):
Ding ding ding.
Speaker 6 (30:04):
She got it right. Hey, we're dealing with a smart
one over here.
Speaker 11 (30:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 16 (30:08):
Oh, by the way, this is my cousin of Vino. Say, hi, Vino,
and I'm a Vito.
Speaker 10 (30:13):
How you doing?
Speaker 12 (30:15):
So, you guys are dealing with spirits and things.
Speaker 16 (30:19):
Precisely, Me and my cousin Veno have been busting ghosts
since Ananda's Pizza Ria closed down over on Eighth Street
under mysterious circumstances.
Speaker 6 (30:28):
Right, veto shut it down because of the rats.
Speaker 10 (30:32):
Oh that's right, the road and issues.
Speaker 12 (30:36):
Rat.
Speaker 16 (30:36):
Yeah, she did have a rats everywhere. I kind of
forgot about that. Oh, the pizza was phenomenal.
Speaker 12 (30:43):
Do you think that you can help me?
Speaker 5 (30:45):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (30:46):
Of course.
Speaker 16 (30:47):
Why don't you tell me and my cousin all about it? Okay,
what's going on?
Speaker 15 (30:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (30:51):
Tell us everything.
Speaker 8 (30:52):
But scared of.
Speaker 16 (30:53):
Me, Vito, you gotta stop it, all right, we'll ghost
hunter is you can't be scared.
Speaker 10 (30:57):
On the job.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
Some of the times I make the wedding.
Speaker 10 (31:01):
Okay, that is true.
Speaker 16 (31:02):
Sometimes he does wet the bed, but only when the
lights are completely off.
Speaker 12 (31:06):
I'm not sure. What's going on here? Where are we
talking about his pantaloni?
Speaker 5 (31:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (31:11):
Right, you stop distractingness?
Speaker 12 (31:14):
Okay, so she can be scary, Are you guys done?
Are you going to keep cutting me off?
Speaker 14 (31:19):
Or should I in the stages?
Speaker 16 (31:22):
Yours my lady, the fat lady may sing, not insinuating
that you have a weight problem whatsoever.
Speaker 7 (31:28):
I just mean it's the stage now, a hard.
Speaker 12 (31:33):
Time communicating with you.
Speaker 16 (31:35):
Go ahead, I'm gonna be quiet now, and now you go. No,
you've gotta be quiet through meno. Everybody's gonna be a
quiet Okay.
Speaker 12 (31:46):
I was walking by my bookshelf the other day and.
Speaker 14 (31:51):
Scary.
Speaker 6 (31:53):
Are you going to keep interrupting my apologies?
Speaker 10 (31:56):
Go ahead, please?
Speaker 12 (31:57):
Okay. I live in a one bed apartment by myself
on the top floor.
Speaker 16 (32:02):
Oh that's a fancy pant top floor.
Speaker 12 (32:06):
That's gotta be Can you keep your comments to yourself?
Speaker 14 (32:09):
I'm still talking my apologies.
Speaker 6 (32:12):
Veno, shut up.
Speaker 12 (32:14):
Sometimes when I'm in my bedroom with the door shut,
I can hear footsteps in the kitchen.
Speaker 16 (32:21):
Oh that's so pretty scary. Are we talking about like
little tiny animal cute footsteps?
Speaker 14 (32:28):
Are we talking down?
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Go douge, Go douge.
Speaker 12 (32:31):
Godooche, it's just normal footsteps. It sounds like there's someone
in the other room.
Speaker 16 (32:36):
Normal normal foot could be anythingeps.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
That's meautial pressure, a roommate. Oh yeah, do you have
a roommate?
Speaker 12 (32:45):
No, I said, I live alone. Are you listening to me?
Speaker 5 (32:48):
Why would she hear footsteps?
Speaker 16 (32:50):
Vino?
Speaker 8 (32:50):
Why can't she doe the date?
Speaker 14 (32:52):
What you do?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Live alone?
Speaker 7 (32:53):
Hey?
Speaker 6 (32:53):
Why aren't you dating Brianna?
Speaker 12 (32:56):
This has nothing to do with my dating life.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Okay, she doesn't want to talk about it.
Speaker 16 (33:00):
Someone probably don't the probably Yeah, you girls don't ever
choose to be single.
Speaker 12 (33:06):
Hey, stop talking about my dating life. I am trying
to explain how there's paranormal activity in my apartment.
Speaker 10 (33:14):
Definitely a sensitive subject.
Speaker 12 (33:16):
Okay, I'm moving on.
Speaker 6 (33:18):
I do agree you should move on. We should all
move on. You were better than him. Yeah, your beautiful name.
Speaker 12 (33:25):
I meant moving on to the next part of my story.
Speaker 16 (33:28):
Oh yeah, that too. That's important. It is all about her,
you know, because technically she's paying enough to.
Speaker 10 (33:36):
Help her out.
Speaker 12 (33:37):
I'm not paying you anything yet because you haven't helped me.
Speaker 6 (33:40):
Hey, maybe we're not getting paid.
Speaker 10 (33:42):
What is this.
Speaker 12 (33:45):
Has gotta stop? I think that this whole thing is
bullsh I don't think that you're real investigators.
Speaker 6 (33:55):
Yeah, that's insulting, lady.
Speaker 12 (33:57):
Well, you're proving it to me by discussing what's going
on in my dating life instead of listening to me
about what's going on in my apartment.
Speaker 6 (34:04):
It's something like.
Speaker 7 (34:05):
Nothing going on in your.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Phone.
Speaker 12 (34:12):
Okay, idiot, I am done with you.
Speaker 10 (34:15):
You know she's on the worst.
Speaker 6 (34:17):
I think she's going to figure it out pretty soon.
Speaker 16 (34:20):
Maybe we should distill it's a prank phone call and
she's actually on brooking to Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 18 (34:26):
What because this is actually Jose I'm here with jeff
and this is a prank phone call.
Speaker 12 (34:32):
Oh my god, I knew there was something so weird
about this phone call.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
Yeah, it was your friend Victoria's idea. She told you
that she knew a paranormal investigator, but really she just
wanted us to have some fun with you.
Speaker 12 (34:45):
I'm sorry, Okay, I get this. This is a prank,
But what about my situation.
Speaker 14 (34:49):
This is a real situation.
Speaker 6 (34:51):
Oh yeah, I have no help there.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
I would move.
Speaker 6 (34:53):
I don't mess with that kind of crap. That's crazy.
Speaker 10 (34:55):
Burn the building down.
Speaker 5 (34:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (34:57):
Oh hey, if.
Speaker 6 (34:58):
You I know a couple of guys I know little
way or on a fire. Oh yeah, we probably should
delete this.
Speaker 12 (35:06):
You guys really are moron.
Speaker 16 (35:08):
Yeah yeah, week.
Speaker 15 (35:12):
Every morning with Foom taps weekday mornings on the Twenties
Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 10 (35:19):
I think we've proved on this show. Halloween isn't just
for kids.
Speaker 7 (35:24):
It especially if you're knee deep into a spooky themed
bar crawl with your friends.
Speaker 10 (35:30):
Yes, let's go schoolsness.
Speaker 11 (35:35):
Soon.
Speaker 10 (35:35):
You're doing a little bit of flirting.
Speaker 7 (35:38):
Taking a lot of shots, until one critical moment where
two people split off from the group and something happens
that neither of them can stop talking.
Speaker 10 (35:48):
About, just for very very different reasons.
Speaker 7 (35:52):
You're gonna hear the issue that came up during a
very special Halloween themed second date update that's coming up
right after.
Speaker 10 (36:00):
This second date updated.
Speaker 7 (36:04):
Imagine the night is alive with chaos. Zombies are stumbling
down the streets, Witches are cackling maniacally. You hear the screams,
you see the horrors, you smell the fireball, and that's
when you realize, Oh, I'm in the middle of a
Halloween bark crawl right here. Yeah, and for all the
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terrifying sights you'll definitely see. It might also be the
perfect setting for you to find true love. And that's
where one of our listeners made a connection recently, and
he's emailed us for help today with a spooky theme
second date update. I love that his name is Evan. So, Evan,
we got to catch up. How many shots deep are
you right now?
Speaker 14 (36:50):
You know it's a workday. I'm not gonna take shot.
Speaker 1 (36:56):
Okay, I want to know what you were dressed as
that's how I want to start.
Speaker 8 (36:59):
Most important.
Speaker 14 (37:00):
I went to star Lord some guardians. I think I
have a look that matches.
Speaker 1 (37:04):
Is that the Chris Pratt?
Speaker 14 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:07):
Is that hot look?
Speaker 10 (37:08):
Or doesn't that like cover most of you?
Speaker 1 (37:10):
I can't remember.
Speaker 5 (37:12):
Watched the movie?
Speaker 2 (37:14):
I see the movie.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah, it doesn't stick out a ton to me.
Speaker 10 (37:18):
But okay, so we're we don't approve of your costume.
Can you come up with a new one?
Speaker 8 (37:22):
Do people know what you were?
Speaker 10 (37:23):
I guess that's the question.
Speaker 7 (37:25):
People knew?
Speaker 14 (37:26):
Okay, it's a charismatic character.
Speaker 10 (37:29):
I would trust other people to know stuff more than
this group.
Speaker 5 (37:33):
Definitely do.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
So tell us about this woman that you met while
you were doing your bar crawl what's her name?
Speaker 14 (37:38):
Oh, her name is Calissa, Calista. I honestly can't remember
which bar that we met, but it was we were
both a two big groups, and our groups just sort
of naturally kind of like started going on this crawl together.
Speaker 1 (37:55):
I mean, that's the whole point of barkrawls, right to
meet new people people.
Speaker 10 (37:59):
Yeah, totally. I thought it was just to get drunk.
I thought the social thing was kind of secondary, so
you just like.
Speaker 6 (38:08):
Happened to meet people.
Speaker 8 (38:10):
You could go hot between bars and drink alone anytime.
Speaker 10 (38:14):
But this one you're wearing costumes, so fun.
Speaker 14 (38:16):
I mean, I would definitely agree with all of that.
I was definitely probably steering our group to sick with
hers because I was into her, whereas my friends just
wanted to keep drinking. They didn't care about the social part.
Speaker 7 (38:27):
So I'll look up with your friends after we're done
with this call, because they seem like my type of people.
Speaker 1 (38:33):
How did you and clust, I mean, like, what was
the connection between you two? What did you have in common?
Speaker 14 (38:39):
I mean I think it was just like our type
of sense of humor. We just loved the people watching
and looking at people's costumes and how silly they looked
the cheaper the better.
Speaker 1 (38:48):
We really we realized interesting, like.
Speaker 14 (38:51):
Something that looked like it was just pulled off the
shelf of Spirit Halloween the hours before, like the bigges.
Speaker 7 (38:59):
Okay, over the shared interest of judging other people for
their weird costume decisions decisions is what it was.
Speaker 10 (39:07):
Yeah, okay, that could be fun. So how did then
I go?
Speaker 14 (39:10):
I thought it was going great. I mean, we were having.
Speaker 15 (39:13):
A great time.
Speaker 14 (39:14):
One of the bars had just paper I'm assuming it
was from one of their trivia nights, his papers and
pen and we just started like giving out awards, like
we just picked people and be like, you have like
the craziest food costume, you have the ugliest blank costume,
the second worst costume of this bar.
Speaker 6 (39:31):
That's awesome.
Speaker 9 (39:33):
All right?
Speaker 10 (39:33):
So you and Callista made a lot of enemies that night.
Speaker 5 (39:36):
It sounds like your.
Speaker 6 (39:37):
Own world, and that's all that matters, is you two.
Speaker 5 (39:39):
Right, Even if someone's upset.
Speaker 6 (39:41):
You're like, oh my god, we really made that guy mad.
Speaker 5 (39:44):
Let's make it out.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah yeah, wait did that happen?
Speaker 8 (39:48):
Did you make out?
Speaker 9 (39:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (39:49):
Good question.
Speaker 14 (39:50):
I wouldn't call the makeout, but yeah, at the last
bar of the night, we definitely kissed out the book
We kissed. Yes, yeah, that's happened.
Speaker 7 (39:59):
You're painting a really nice image for us. We want
to know, is there anything in your mind that you
remember that went wrong with the evening.
Speaker 14 (40:06):
On the last bar, they had a dance floor, and
she really wanted to get out on the dance floor,
regardless of what I was dressed up by us. Because
we know star Ward is a dancer. I am not
a dancer. It's just not my thing.
Speaker 10 (40:19):
Okay, like you're a bad dancer, or you won't even try.
Speaker 7 (40:24):
All of the above.
Speaker 6 (40:27):
Trying to pull you in and dance with you.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
At some point you said multiple times it.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
Is a bummer because it's like, in my mind, there's
no such thing as a bad dancer if you fully
commit your fun, no matter how good you are at.
Speaker 20 (40:44):
Yeah, exactly, that's exactly what bad dancers saying.
Speaker 10 (40:49):
All that matters is I'm having a good time. Last
place in the dance kicked off every dance floor.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
So you're thinking that she's just turned off because you
came across as kind of a party pooper, Is that right?
Speaker 11 (41:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (41:03):
I think she might think I'm just some stick in
the mud or a bit of a lay o and
I'm I mean, we've had a lot of text back
and forth. It's just non commit she won't commit to going.
Speaker 12 (41:12):
On a date.
Speaker 1 (41:13):
Maybe maybe I having a radio station call.
Speaker 8 (41:16):
We'll prove that you're a fun guy.
Speaker 13 (41:17):
You know.
Speaker 14 (41:19):
There we go.
Speaker 10 (41:20):
Yeah, I mean if that's the case.
Speaker 7 (41:22):
So Alexis, would this be a deal breaker for you
if you're out with a guy who prefers not to dance, I.
Speaker 8 (41:27):
Mean, yeah, I can't look back alone out there.
Speaker 1 (41:29):
Yeah, that's think of all the weddings you have to
go to in the future you end up a couple.
Dancing is such an important part social life.
Speaker 7 (41:41):
Well, let's see if ironically you dug your own grave
on Halloween barcrawl. When we come back and get you
your second date update. Right after this.
Speaker 10 (41:52):
Second date update, imagine.
Speaker 7 (41:55):
The movie Footloose, but instead of Kevin Bacon being told
not to Dan, he.
Speaker 10 (42:02):
Chooses not to. That's right, because he's embarrassed about his
lack of dance moves.
Speaker 7 (42:10):
Yes, that's exactly what we're dealing with today. Reverse Footloose
for our listener, Evan, who met a woman named Callista
during a Halloween bar crawl.
Speaker 10 (42:20):
But when Callista tried to get him out on the
dance floor. He said, no, sweetheart, Daddy don't move like that.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
He just sits in the corner.
Speaker 10 (42:33):
Is that the reason that Callista's been avoiding another hangout.
We're trying to get to.
Speaker 7 (42:38):
The bottom of it today with your Halloween themed second
date update.
Speaker 10 (42:42):
Yeah, I was hoping someone else would jump in.
Speaker 1 (42:45):
And I was hoping that he would answer you.
Speaker 14 (42:50):
I'm still here.
Speaker 10 (42:51):
Was a terrifying recap for you, Evan, Yeah, it.
Speaker 5 (42:54):
Was kind of.
Speaker 14 (42:55):
I was like, oh, no, this is probably gonna go bad.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Honestly, I don't know if it even has to do
with the dancing, and it may just be like Halloween's
meant kind of for just like flirting and hooking up.
Speaker 10 (43:05):
Why, Yeah, nothing to do with your dancing. It might
just be your personality.
Speaker 1 (43:09):
Sucks, bro, Like you're out in costume. You're not looking
for a relationship typically, So maybe that's just not where
her head was at.
Speaker 10 (43:17):
You think she's a floozy.
Speaker 15 (43:18):
No, I don't.
Speaker 10 (43:23):
What do you think? I don't really know.
Speaker 1 (43:24):
I just mean, like, you're out partying on Halloween, it's
not meant to be more dates.
Speaker 10 (43:29):
Yeah, the guy.
Speaker 16 (43:30):
Had like a fun makeout and doesn't accept that it
was just a fun.
Speaker 1 (43:33):
Yeah, that's why does everyone else get me except jeff.
Speaker 6 (43:36):
I don't know, just had a fun makeout jeofa no thanks.
Speaker 7 (43:42):
I mean, could that be the case, Evan, where you're
taking this as a more serious connection than what Callista
saw it as, more of like a one night fun thing.
Speaker 14 (43:52):
That could be the case. I guess I just misread it.
Speaker 2 (43:55):
I don't think that's bad.
Speaker 1 (43:56):
I think it's something you can fix.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
Right, Clearly he wants more. Yeah, so we're putting in
the effort. We're gonna at least call and try and
figure out why.
Speaker 6 (44:03):
And Bro, even if.
Speaker 16 (44:04):
It was just a kiss, like you just know you're
attractive enough for her to come and make out with you.
Speaker 6 (44:08):
You feel good about.
Speaker 1 (44:09):
That because I only made out with hot guys.
Speaker 8 (44:12):
I would never drunk make out with.
Speaker 6 (44:14):
Someone you look like Star Wars.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
Okay, that's not undermind anybody's confidence. We're just gonna call
her and hopefully she picks up it.
Speaker 10 (44:22):
Here we go. Hello, Hey, we're looking to speak with Callista.
Speaker 14 (44:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (44:38):
Hey, this is a radio show. We're called Brook and
Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 6 (44:41):
Hey, good morning, Hi.
Speaker 10 (44:44):
This is a segment that we do. It's called a
second date update.
Speaker 7 (44:48):
Okay, okay, so, uh, we're trying to help out one
of our listeners that you met the other night. He
described a really cool hangout between the two of you
at a bar crawl.
Speaker 1 (44:58):
He described a really runk hang out between the two of.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
You, cool, drunk fun. It was all the emotions.
Speaker 10 (45:05):
And I'm talking about a guy named Evan.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
Yeah, okay, maybe she likes him to be called star
Lord instead, and that is a problem, Is that, right, Calista,
star Lord? Do you like that better?
Speaker 3 (45:21):
Not necessarily star Daddy?
Speaker 7 (45:25):
All right, well, Stard, look, if you weren't feeling it
with him that much, then we understand, we get it.
But we spoke with Evan and he was saying he
felt like he really connected with you during the bar crawl,
and now you just you don't seem to want to
meet up one on one with him.
Speaker 3 (45:40):
I mean, we had a fun night, but it was
what it was like. It didn't I don't think it's
like a long term thing.
Speaker 1 (45:48):
I mean, is that just because it was Halloween and
you're at a bar crawl and it's just drink deep. Yeah,
that's not where your mind was at.
Speaker 15 (45:55):
No.
Speaker 3 (45:56):
I mean, I don't know what he told you or
I don't know how this works, but we had a
kind of serious conversation. Oh and it was just like
a real turn off for me.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Oh turn off.
Speaker 7 (46:08):
Are you saying you had a conversation because we heard
that you talked about other people's costumes and how horrible
they were.
Speaker 1 (46:14):
Yeah, that's the serious It sounds like she's talking.
Speaker 7 (46:17):
About She could read it as a serious This guy's
really judgmental about other people in their last ideas.
Speaker 3 (46:23):
No, I think that was that was the fun part. Okay, Yeah,
I mean I was trying to have fun with him
and get him to dance with me, and then he
basically told me he doesn't like dancing because when he
was ten, his mom put him in this play where
he was like a pumpkin and he had a dance
in front of everyone for hours. Okay, And I was
(46:45):
just kind of like, if you're that affected by something
like that when you're ten, you pretty much probably can't
handle anything in life.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
So WHOA, all of that sounds so serious. He's probably
just trying to share a lighthearted story to make you
laugh about why you can't ye school play one time.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
But still can't dance as an adult. Like that's crazy,
especially when you're a little bit drunk, like you're still
that upset about it, like that just was a huge
red flat.
Speaker 7 (47:13):
Okay, so you see you you took him very very
seriously with that comment line.
Speaker 3 (47:18):
I asked him to dance like three times, like he
was serious about it.
Speaker 7 (47:22):
I Oh, and his reason for not dancing that he
told you was that when he was ten years old,
his mom forced him to a play in a play.
Speaker 14 (47:30):
Oh, it wasn't for a play. It was for the
town festival where everybody the guys on the phone.
Speaker 7 (47:37):
Yeah, sorry about that callista, but Evan is actually on
the other line listening in on this call.
Speaker 10 (47:42):
That's how this segment works.
Speaker 14 (47:44):
Yeah, yeah, my mom would force me into this thing
in front of the festival. And this wasn't just like
one time. This is like from ten years old till fifteen.
I mean, I'm on sixteen, I stop group using.
Speaker 18 (47:56):
To do it and because okay, so again it scarred
you from hellow just to get it clear on the details,
you're saying that when you were a kid, your mom
made you join a Halloween themed festival where you had
to dance.
Speaker 14 (48:10):
You're making me say it again.
Speaker 10 (48:12):
Okay, sorry.
Speaker 14 (48:14):
My mom would force me to wear a skin tight
like orange suit and put a pumpkin on my head
to go dance in front of the town on your head.
Speaker 5 (48:25):
I love that one.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
With something like.
Speaker 14 (48:29):
Or something, I became pumpkin Man to everybody. I was
known as pumpkin Man every year.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
Yeah, but like it was such a long time ago.
Like I just if you're not gonna have fun and
dance as an adult, like a grown man.
Speaker 14 (48:43):
It's just like a lot of issues.
Speaker 6 (48:45):
Not everyone likes to dance. We have friends I don't.
Speaker 16 (48:48):
Like to dance.
Speaker 1 (48:49):
It sounds like Calys said, your mom may have more
in common than you realize.
Speaker 3 (48:52):
Ye.
Speaker 10 (48:54):
Well, look you're right, you gave him.
Speaker 14 (49:00):
I shouldn't have brought it up. I should have gotten
out there.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
But so like hypothetically, if we went to my friend's
wedding and I was like, hey, dance with me, You're
never gonna dance with me because of this experience when
you're ten.
Speaker 14 (49:14):
It was just the idea that you were just like
trying so hard to make me dance. It just was
like you were my mom in that moment. Oh yeah,
And all I could think about was being the pumpkin
Man and my pumpkin helmet forced to dance in front
of everything.
Speaker 7 (49:28):
So, Calisa, to answer your question, if your friend invited
his mom to the wedding too to force him to dance,
then you would definitely be out on the floor.
Speaker 10 (49:37):
Wheel.
Speaker 3 (49:38):
We're not inviting anyone's mom's to weddings, Okay.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I think you're thinking of this the wrong way though, Calisa, Like,
maybe just give him a chance to dance with you eventually,
because the good experience will outweigh the trauma that he had,
and maybe he'll learn to love it all over again.
Speaker 3 (49:54):
I mean, honestly, I was going to say, like hard no,
but I guess I'm open to it. Want to be
with someone that is like fun and can dance, and
I don't want to be dealing with their past traumas.
Speaker 10 (50:05):
Okay, I mean that.
Speaker 14 (50:09):
Does that not exist?
Speaker 15 (50:10):
No, it's on.
Speaker 14 (50:13):
Evan.
Speaker 7 (50:13):
If you're willing to commit to dropping all of your
past traumas right now, then she would be willing to
give you a chance.
Speaker 6 (50:20):
That's all I gotta do.
Speaker 10 (50:21):
I'm perfect.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
Now we're joking, but I think that what he's trying
to say is that everybody comes with baggage. Okay, And
if your baggage is simply that you are a little
traumatized to dance. Like that's pretty light baggage.
Speaker 8 (50:34):
You can be dating the pumpkin king.
Speaker 3 (50:36):
Yeah, I mean all right, but you have to dance
with me next time we're going dance the second date.
I'm only going if you go dancing with me.
Speaker 10 (50:45):
Oh wow.
Speaker 7 (50:47):
As long as he doesn't have to dress in an
orange skin tight outfit with the pumpkin over his head,
he should be able to overcome it.
Speaker 14 (50:53):
I mean, I'd be open to wearing still that pumpkin
skin tight suit, just not the helmet.
Speaker 10 (50:59):
Well just goes off his guns at this point, I.
Speaker 1 (51:01):
See, all right, So I'm going to go with don't
wear that, man.
Speaker 6 (51:09):
I mean, I wouldn't even carve pumpkins as a couple.
Stay away from them.
Speaker 7 (51:12):
Yeah, that's our suggestion, But again, this is your decision. Evan,
and Calissa did say she was up for giving you
one more chance if you danced.
Speaker 14 (51:20):
Yeah, let's do it. I'll get out there. I'll show
what little moves I have.
Speaker 1 (51:26):
No one expects guys to have many moves.
Speaker 7 (51:29):
Why do I feel like, after like six or seven years,
as like the pumpkin guy, he's going to be the
best dancer.
Speaker 10 (51:33):
Of all time.
Speaker 8 (51:35):
They let him come back every year.
Speaker 10 (51:37):
Lord of the Pumpkins is what he is.
Speaker 3 (51:39):
Yeah, I mean, i'm, I'm I'm proud of you.
Speaker 10 (51:41):
I mean i'm I was sounding like his mom.
Speaker 3 (51:44):
Now, I was expecting to say no, like one hundred percent.
So I think you handled it really well.
Speaker 6 (51:52):
So that's actually going to do his dance.
Speaker 7 (51:55):
Gentlemen, All right, go back to Kevin and again rookie
Jeffrey in the morning. Oh man, I forgot to ask
if she wanted to go with him to his therapy
session after they got appetizers and chili's.
Speaker 10 (52:11):
That's where I went wrong with this. It's the perfect pairing.
Speaker 7 (52:14):
Little baby back ribs follow us some traumatized kids.
Speaker 1 (52:18):
Oh man, Oh, I mean, gosh, if this was your mom, Jeffrey,
she would have already sent us the video of you
doing the dance in the fande. But they talked about
how good your jazz hands were.
Speaker 10 (52:29):
Yeah, but that's the thing.
Speaker 7 (52:30):
My mom continues to traumatize me well into adults.
Speaker 10 (52:34):
I'm not going to the past. I'm not ready for
therapy yet. It's trauma in progress. Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 7 (52:41):
It's cool that they went out together that they agreed
to give it a shot texting with seven eight nine two.
Speaker 10 (52:45):
If you think they're actually a good match for each other.
Speaker 1 (52:47):
Okay, yeah, and share your trauma stories from your child
Is that.
Speaker 6 (52:52):
What we want?
Speaker 20 (52:54):
The textboard we all have Okay, dancing videos instead, send
your childhood traumas directly to Brooks instagramant that Brook Fox
Fox Yeah.
Speaker 10 (53:06):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Rama?
Speaker 7 (53:07):
There we go, And remember you can find all of
your second date updates. We put them up on our
podcast wherever you get them at Brook and.
Speaker 15 (53:14):
Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 10 (53:18):
Tonight the hunt is on.
Speaker 7 (53:21):
Children all over the country will be out sprinting door
to door trying to pack their buckets with as much sweet, sugary,
delicious candy as physically possible you can do it. And
while some houses hand out chocolate and some give out lollipops,
and Brooke gives out life advice written on raisin boxes.
Speaker 10 (53:39):
Yeah not me. I'm not waiting till sundown. I'm giving
everyone a real treat right now, in.
Speaker 7 (53:50):
The form of my special Halloween song of the week.
Speaker 10 (53:54):
It's coming up right after this.
Speaker 7 (53:57):
It is time for a very special Halloween themed song
of the Week.
Speaker 10 (54:02):
Yes, it's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7 (54:05):
And you know, maybe you're watching this on YouTube right
now and you can see what we're all wearing. If
you're not, it's at Brook and Jeffrey, like follow, subscribe,
just say it's pretty evil. Yes, but if you're in
your cars right now, or you're at home doing whatever
you're doing, you can't see us. We are all dressed
as evil Disney villains. Yeah, you got something in your throat, Brook,
(54:34):
we get it.
Speaker 10 (54:35):
We get a Brooks ursula.
Speaker 7 (54:36):
Yes, alexis Corella Deville, Jose is the Evil Witch Maleficens yeah,
and I am Captain Hook.
Speaker 10 (54:44):
So with these costume choices.
Speaker 7 (54:46):
It just made me think, since we're all dressed like this,
shouldn't my song represent for all of the evil Disney
villains who get the least amount of love and the
least appreciation for all of the plotting that.
Speaker 1 (54:59):
They does so much work to be a village.
Speaker 7 (55:04):
It's not easy to be that dastardly and manipulative.
Speaker 10 (55:08):
I don't know how Brooke does it. Every single day.
Speaker 7 (55:12):
I'm staring at her right now. She's got RSF w
resting sea witch face. So I feel like all of
us in here out there listening, we all need to
join in and celebrating.
Speaker 10 (55:26):
The bad guys.
Speaker 7 (55:29):
Yes, it's so so hard to make the heroes actually
look good.
Speaker 8 (55:33):
Who's a real star?
Speaker 7 (55:34):
Yes, and I want this song to be a big
celebration for all of them, almost as if they were
walking down the street in a massive villain parade parade.
And that's why today instead of doing the famous song
from Aladdin, make way for Prince Aly, it's young Jefferies,
(55:56):
no shame in villainy, and we're doing.
Speaker 10 (56:01):
A Disney stock that's right. So I'm in a point
when I'm ready, Here we go points. They quiet for
(56:22):
the London shall loved.
Speaker 7 (56:30):
They cheat and they scheme like a work of hard.
Mark Wahlberg would say that their wid kids smart. They'll
trick and deceive you, and even hypnoties.
Speaker 10 (56:41):
But don't make a.
Speaker 7 (56:42):
Fuss there inglorious, because that's how your social'll climb. Nobody
does sorcery quite like your far does. Cobra staffed sociopath
with the goatee. He'll play you like your a pond,
then make himself the salts about Jasmine's hot.
Speaker 10 (57:01):
With red on weed.
Speaker 7 (57:03):
All agreed viciously ursula sheet, which of the agua in
the dregs.
Speaker 10 (57:11):
She'll get your legs contractually. She'll use your own vocal
chords to steal the man that was yours.
Speaker 7 (57:19):
One spicy plate above short calor.
Speaker 5 (57:22):
Murie, take a bike from their poison.
Speaker 7 (57:26):
This app or delicious dos lavers and long beauty sleep
grateful hear the sound of their villain this cackle they
crucking to me or just want to hear. That's the
fairest of all this name or trust she that dashian week,
missus cruella. Her boutique made people shriek, So darlie, they're
(57:51):
jealous cause her fit slam won't find your stuff at
the gap, So shut your optical trap, those hush puppies.
Speaker 13 (58:00):
There's a captain with a hope, so fast in a
week that's been quite perfectly all the cross say his
slash shakes like candy so jack, single boat full of
goons sword crossing looms. It's a model la piratecy gallat
solid cool.
Speaker 5 (58:22):
That's sad fami.
Speaker 7 (58:26):
So cattle pasa when it's through frame your nephew for
the stampede.
Speaker 10 (58:34):
They're masters of the betrayal. The barrens of the black
mail with sixteen hundreds.
Speaker 13 (58:39):
Tis Spreda some day the pogos diagabolical pathological supergantia.
Speaker 10 (58:48):
For let's go, I must ash off.
Speaker 5 (59:00):
Oh my gosh, I can't believe you didn't lose another hand.
Speaker 6 (59:05):
Incredible.
Speaker 7 (59:06):
Well, we as villains are incredible, and it's finally time
that we get our roses.
Speaker 11 (59:11):
Thank you.
Speaker 10 (59:12):
Yeah, even if the roses are cursed and are meant
to put a spell on.
Speaker 1 (59:17):
Is there a movie where the villain isn't the best dressed?
Speaker 10 (59:19):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (59:20):
I just wish I had more better powers. It was like,
think something's gonna happen to you.
Speaker 1 (59:25):
Yeah, but I can disappear and you got skin like
Angelina Jolie, So that's true.
Speaker 7 (59:32):
Very small, That is your song of the week for
Halloween and for all the Disney villains out there. You
can check out the video up on our socials at
Brook and Jeffrey on YouTube, on TikTok, on Instagram, all
the places. Go like and comment and subscribe.
Speaker 13 (59:48):
Everybody.
Speaker 7 (59:49):
We're gonna do a Halloween phone tap coming up right
after this text in the seventy eight five nine two
says I'm looking at your show Halloween pictures and Brook
needs to fire.
Speaker 10 (01:00:07):
Whoever did her ursula make up?
Speaker 14 (01:00:08):
No?
Speaker 7 (01:00:09):
No, look, you don't understand. She's Ursula with ocean Eggsma,
it's a whole layer.
Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
You're not right.
Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
She lives under the water all this time, and then
she comes up and her skin's just supposed to be flawless.
I think not.
Speaker 7 (01:00:25):
I do know something that'll Cheerbrook up, though. Is returning
player Kevin is back to take you on? Or is
it a vampire count Kevin?
Speaker 15 (01:00:34):
Are you there?
Speaker 12 (01:00:36):
It is given.
Speaker 9 (01:00:41):
Brooks.
Speaker 5 (01:00:41):
Today.
Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
I was gonna ask, I bet you could nail the
Dracula laugh, But you totally did it.
Speaker 10 (01:00:48):
Brook's been working on her ursula laugh too.
Speaker 9 (01:00:50):
Yeah, I kid, I'm actually dressed up as a vampire
clown right now.
Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
I mean, I guess you combine zombie with everything like
zombie cheerly, why not vampire.
Speaker 6 (01:01:02):
Also like sexy anything?
Speaker 15 (01:01:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (01:01:03):
Why does vampire always stick with just black?
Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
You know vampires need color too.
Speaker 6 (01:01:07):
Vampire lug nuts?
Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yeah, it's oh, like for how to train your dragon?
Speaker 10 (01:01:11):
No, No, like a luck nut.
Speaker 9 (01:01:13):
What are you talking about?
Speaker 6 (01:01:17):
We were combining random things.
Speaker 10 (01:01:18):
I love Dracula. Kevin has a little bit of attitude
to him. Yeah, yeah, solid.
Speaker 7 (01:01:22):
Like in fact, you scared Brooke right out of the studio.
So we can get to the game here, keV, you
know how it works. He got thirty seconds answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know, and you
could say pass, but you have to beat Brook outright
if you want to win.
Speaker 10 (01:01:32):
Are you ready?
Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
I'm ready?
Speaker 10 (01:01:34):
Let it dude, right, we got to count.
Speaker 16 (01:01:37):
On the line.
Speaker 10 (01:01:38):
This is awesome. Here we go. Good luck man, Your
time starts now.
Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
The Overlook Hotel is the location of what famous nineteen
seventies horror movie starring Jack Nicholson. What's the term for
a man who practices witchcraft? What decade was the song
the Monster Mash released fifties, sixties or seventies? Ghost Face
the villain in what horror movie franchise? I have no
(01:02:03):
idea before pumpkins? What root vegetables did the Irish and
Scottish carve on Halloween? Gosh, what's the only mammal that
can fly.
Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
A vampires?
Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
We need to say non scary mammal. Yeah, we can't
accept that answer.
Speaker 10 (01:02:28):
Shook is back in the room, keV. That was awesome, thought.
I am curious. What are you?
Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
What are you?
Speaker 10 (01:02:34):
Doing for Halloween this year? Are you partying? You staying in?
You handing out candy? What's the plan?
Speaker 9 (01:02:40):
Well, it's just I'm going to be taking my kids
trick or treating. But I also have a twelve foot
skeleton in front of my castle, so I'm going to
be scaring the GBS. Many many shoes.
Speaker 6 (01:02:53):
Treaters in Transylvania.
Speaker 9 (01:02:56):
Uh, yeah, no, it just depends if I destroy them
or not.
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Pa, Well, they just keep coming every year because they
never die. Yeah, they go to his house, you knows?
Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Good point?
Speaker 10 (01:03:09):
Yeah, all the blood you can drink though at Dracus parties.
So ca have you sit ted? It's Brooks turn?
Speaker 16 (01:03:15):
Are you.
Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Forget the importance of body language?
Speaker 16 (01:03:22):
I remember that one?
Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (01:03:24):
Yes, second, freaking me out book. Okay, let's just do this.
Your time starts now.
Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
The Overlook Hotel is the location of what famous nineteen
seventies horror movie starring Jack Nicholson Psycho what's the term
for a man who practices witchcraft?
Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Wickan?
Speaker 10 (01:03:40):
In what decade?
Speaker 7 (01:03:41):
Was the song the Monster Mash released fifties, sixties or seventies.
Ghost Face is the villain in what horror movie franchise
before pumpkins, what root vegetables did the Irish and Scottish
cars on Halloween?
Speaker 10 (01:03:54):
What is the only mammal that can fly a bat?
Are pumpkins of fruit or vegetable?
Speaker 5 (01:04:00):
They are fruity got there's.
Speaker 7 (01:04:02):
Answers in and it's time to head on over to
the scoreboard to see how you both did with our own.
Speaker 10 (01:04:06):
Jose Kevin, I have to say it like that.
Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Yeah, yeah, you got to correct today.
Speaker 10 (01:04:16):
Oh my goodness, that's fun.
Speaker 6 (01:04:24):
Amber Kevin got to brook. I mean Ursula, you got fun.
Speaker 10 (01:04:34):
So low boy? Oh man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
Is that what Dracula sounds like?
Speaker 12 (01:04:42):
He cries?
Speaker 10 (01:04:45):
As always the sea witch comes out on top. So
let's go over the answers for everyone.
Speaker 7 (01:04:49):
The Overlook Hotel that's the location of the nineteen seventies
horror film The Shining Out with Jack Nicholson. The term
for a man who practices witchcraft is a warlock.
Speaker 15 (01:05:00):
Oh duh.
Speaker 3 (01:05:00):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:05:01):
The monster mash came out in the nineteen sixties Ghostfaces,
the villain in the Scream franchise. Before Pumpkins, the Irish
and Scottish people used to carve turnips every hour. Turn Yeah,
only mammal that can fly you're right. Aside from Dracula
himself is Colone. He gave that to you, and is
(01:05:24):
a pumpkin, a fruit or vegetable, It would technically be
a fruit, So keV Man, I'm sorry it wasn't enough today,
but just for playing, we are giving you a twenty
five dollars Disney gift card ballad at any Disney resort,
theme park or online in the Disney Store.
Speaker 9 (01:05:39):
Ooh, I'm going to get some new vampire PJS with that.
Speaker 7 (01:05:45):
Kevin gets some rest when the sun goes down, come
back and play again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks
same time
Speaker 15 (01:05:51):
On Monday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning,