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April 24, 2024 16 mins

One of our listeners had TWO hunky men fighting over her.. but what should be a total dream ended in the worst way possible and now she wants our help repairing damage with a new Second Date podcast!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Second date updated most of the time. If money is
exchanged in return for a date, oh god jah, that
can be viewed as kind of sketchy.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I think it's kind of illegal.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Not for me, though. That's why I always walk around
with seven different money clips full of many denominations in
multiple types of currencies from all around the world, because
you never know.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Just to be ready, Oh you're.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Willing to do that for eight hundred Barbadian dollars, you're
in lux sir. I just happened to have that right here.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Is it actually the currency of Barbados?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Check Barbadiana. You'll never know. And one of our listeners
said in their email a money exchange was attempted for
a date with her. It might have something to do
with why she's not seeing this person right now, but
she definitely wants to get a hold of them. Let's
talk to Mela about it. Mila, welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:59):
Hi, thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Oh my god, this setup to all of this makes
it sound so sketchy.

Speaker 5 (01:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Well, when you say it like that, I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
But there's no shame in doing like a sketchy money
exchange for a date.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I think there is some shame.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
If you're happy with the amount with pride me though.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Okay, to tell us about this person that you met
and how this money exchange happened or almost happened.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Okay, So I met the sky Sam at a charity auction.
It's basically I'm trying to raise money building a new
community center.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
So part of the event was auctioning off gate.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh my god, I participated in something like this once
and it was so nerve wracking.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Were you being auctioned Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:46):
And I'm like, please so much just been This is
gonna be so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Was it weird that your husband didn't even put his hand?
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (01:56):
So wait, were you being auctioned off or was he
being auctioned off?

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
No, I was auctioned, I will say, and I maybe shouldn't.
I was auctioned off once and I actually ended up
getting drunk with the person on our date and we
had the greatest time. But wow, it's going to actually
be a date. They we're supposed to not be real dates.
It's a room of experienced date auctions. How have you
been sold? I have not been sold. No, I'm the buyer.

(02:22):
But Anila, How did you feel when you were being
put up like that? Were you nervous?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Of course I was nervous, especially because I met this
cute guy. Like part of it was a silent auction,
and during that time I met Sam and he was
very sweet and he made me laugh. He made me
feel less nervous about the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Okay, so you guys talked about it. You talked about
how you were up for auction before a date week.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
So then he asked me like, hey, what number are
you in the auction? And I was like, well, be
prepared though, because you're gonna have to take out a
second mortgage. I'm not cheap.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's a little scary. It is for a good cause,
showing interest that he wants to bid on you before
it happens. That's great.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah, no, and it was luckily that joke landed well.
So okay, it made me a lot of hope. But
of course, the worst possible thing happened. What Sam starts
bidding on me. Great love that we knew that was
going to happen. But then my freaking ex boyfriend comes
into play. But bitting again, what why would he do that?

(03:32):
So stupid he wants to get back together with me.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Did Sam ever know that was your ex? Or was
it just like a bidding war with a guy he
didn't know?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Hopefully?

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Yeah, I don't think he knew.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Okay, that's good. I mean, honestly, it kind of hypes
you up, you.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
But it also could have been good if he knew
that it was the X because it's like she was
so amazing, all the exes want her back. I would
stop red flag.

Speaker 3 (03:57):
Drama.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, did he who won the date?

Speaker 3 (04:02):
My ex one.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
He loves? Did you actually verbally say yuck? When he won?

Speaker 3 (04:10):
You start crying on stage? Well, it's obviously for charity,
so I didn't want to seem perturbed by who won. Yeah,
it wasn't like it was a bad relationship either, like
the relationship had just run its course.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
It's just bad that he can't get over it.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Can we ask how much money you went for? Is
that a rude question?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
No, it's no, it's not room at all.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
And I, for the record, definitely think I'm worth more
than this amount. Osay, Okay, it was two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Oh, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
I thought you were going to say twenty grand, but okay.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
It's respectable charities do you go to.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I'm not going to say what the Illuminati does and
does not do. The two thousand is great, that's a
good amount of cash.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
But with your ax, Yeah, but it sucks because then
you have to go out with your ex. Did you
already go out with him?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
No? I didn't. I'm not looking forward to it, but
I'm gonna make it very clim You know that this
is Jeff for charity.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
But what happened after the auction ended with Sam? Were
you able to like reconnect with him and be like, hey,
I actually like was hoping you would win.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah. I told him that, and I was actually able
to get his phone number later on through my supervisor.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
There we go telling you that he's like, what, I
get a free date?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Awesome?

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Yeah, well I haven't contacted him yet. I was hoping
that maybe you guys could help me out.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Oh my god, are we going to call him and
convince him to ask you out somehow? Why did you
just ask him out?

Speaker 6 (05:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm nervous. It's a crazy night and I love you
guys so much, and I know he loved your show too,
so I figured this might be the best way.

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Maybe we could frame it like the other date fell
through and so he can like step in if he
wants to be more like official.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
Is that he's gonna think that he still ows two
thousand dollars back.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, then we'll take the two thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Okay, now we're.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Talking to the Brook and Jeffrey.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Yeah, we have needs, but okay, the whole point is
we need to ask out Sam for you, And is
gonna be so easy?

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Like why would he say no?

Speaker 3 (06:10):
I guess I'm kind of surprised that he didn't find
a way to get my number, But I don't know.
Maybe he felt like it wouldn't have been the right
time since I was literally bought by somebody else.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
I don't know. I wonder if you somehow could just
vibe and tell that was your ax or something, and
he's just like, look, I'm gonna let them.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Or somebody else from the foundation that you work with,
like let it slip, because I'm sure some of your
coworkers knew it.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
They're probably getting back together. These are all questions that
we can ask him when we come back, call him
and try and get the second date update and ask
why he didn't think you were worth more than two
thousand dollars. Yeah, we're going to do it right after
this second date update, coming up to the auction stage.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
She's a five foot six brunette but five foot nine
and heels. She's got a sharp sense of humor with
limited baggage, except for the ex boyfriend who follows her
around to charity events and tries to win it back.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Her name is Mela. Now let's start the bidding at
fourteen million dollars. Oh, I hear fourteen million? Fourteen million?

Speaker 7 (07:12):
No?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
No, no, no, all right, I'm going a bit on
it sold.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah, I think that was actually official, Mila.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah for you, you just want a lot of money
or like four bitcoins?

Speaker 1 (07:23):
I know you're worth Mela.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
How do you feel, Ameila?

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I feel really good now that you guys just gave
me a proper bit, is right?

Speaker 1 (07:34):
I know I'm joking around, but Mela's actual day really
wasn't too far off from what just happened there. Because
Mila was trying to help raise money for her local
community center, she was in an auction wanted a guy
named Sam who was there to win her because they
had a little flirtation before the event started. Unfortunately, Mela's
ex would not let that happen. He showed up and

(07:56):
stole her away for the price of two grand.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Heisa, wow has money.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Yeah, so he doesn't like that much and wants to
support the local community. But the good news is Mila
was able to get Sam's number. That's the guy she
really wanted to go out with. So we're about to
call him here, and I was thinking we probably when
we get him on the phone, should not tell him
that the guy that he was bidding against was his ex.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Did you have to say that part out loud?

Speaker 1 (08:23):
What is dot?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Jeffrey was gonna mention it. Yeah, you're gonna blow up her.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Spy sometimes, you know, I like to brainstorm with everybody
in the room. Don't do that with you.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
I was thinking the same thing. Let's not mention it, right, Okay.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
We're all in agreement. It was all my idea. So
now we're gonna call this guy Sam for you. Okay's
number right now? Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Sam.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
This is Sam.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Hey, Sam, nice to meet you. You're on a radio
show right now called Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Okay, what an experience.

Speaker 4 (09:12):
We often auctioned this type of experience off at charity
events that.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Wasn't as smooth as it head. I'm pretty sure Sam
has no idea what you so, Sam, Sorry for the
confusion here. We're doing a segment with you called a
second date Update.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Okay, And the.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Reason that my co host eloquently broke you spilled something
about auction stuff is because one of our listeners met
you recently at a charity auction for a local community center.
Do you remember me?

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Yeah, oh yeah. Did you meet any cute ladies there?

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (09:56):
I did.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Actually, there was one in particular I really liked.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yeah, Okay, was her name Brooke? Brooke doesn't do a
lot of it to snatch up his gentleman as she can.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
He didn't say, He didn't say drunk lady. He said lady.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Yeah, we're talking about a girl named Mela. Is that
the one you're thinking of?

Speaker 5 (10:17):
That is the one I'm thinking.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
She super serious and I just heard your smile.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
When we said her name.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, what did you like about Mela?

Speaker 5 (10:27):
Mela was just breathtaking. She stood out from the crowd,
really cute. I don't know. We just had a really
good chemistry and uh oh she was just sweet, just
really relatable.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
You know, was so sweet and so relatable and so breathtaking,
But not breathtaking enough to spend more than two thousand
dollars on her. I'm just saying. I mean, you we
heard that you didn't win when it came time for
her to be bid on a date with her.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Yeah, there was another guy outbid me.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
So bummer.

Speaker 2 (11:01):
What were you feeling when that was happening.

Speaker 5 (11:03):
It was kind of intense. I mean I didn't have
tens of thousands of dollars to spend on a date,
So yeah.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
It sounds like that guy had a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
You really, she's not actually a thing an item. You
can just ask her out afterwards.

Speaker 5 (11:16):
Yeah, I know, but right after somebody bid on her,
I don't think that was the right time to go
up and ask her.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Yeah, well if you don't want to do it in
front of the person that just spent all this money
trying to get her.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
But these things are your actual romance. I mean, they're
just like.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Work where they are. Yeah, they're not supposed to did
you have any plans though, like maybe after the event
to try and reach out to her or something like that.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
He is definitely was on my mind. So funny thing
happened was after the auction was over, I went over
and talked to the guy that outbid me.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Oh you did?

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Oh wow?

Speaker 1 (11:50):
Did you run up your sleeves and say best man wins?

Speaker 3 (11:53):
Yeah? Let's oh.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
I mean, like I said, I really had a connection
with me l IF. I went and talked to the
guy and it turns out he was her ex boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
Yeah, oh no, wow, whoa that is news?

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Come on, we knew that.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
Okay, to be honest, we heard that that was the.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Case and she was super disappointed.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Yeah. Well, I mean I tell her was bad. I
mean he was like really trying to get back to her.
He was getting all teary eyed talking about how much
missed her, and I kind of just I felt bad
for him, so I kind of consoled him a little
bit and I told him that to move on. I mean,
obviously it's over. It's over, so so.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
You're kind of being a bro at this point.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
That was that was a good message, give a little
post relationship therapy.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Did he listen to you? Has he moved on?

Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yeah? Well, I mean it took a little bit of
a bribe, so I actually ended up paying him for
the date, so I reimbursed him plus a little bit extra. Wait,
what by the date of Mila off of him?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Why does Mela not know this?

Speaker 5 (12:57):
Well, it's going to be a surprise, like people's going
to date, so I'm going to show up in stead.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Are you kidding me by not saying one thing? We
ruined that?

Speaker 2 (13:08):
That's actually really cute and really sweet.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
I'm sorry, dude. The reason why we're reacting this way
no idea that this plane was going to happen. And
we actually have Mela waiting on the other line listening,
wanting to talk to you, sur dude. I'm so sorry, but.

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Are you there? It was going to be a nice surprise.
I was looking forward to saying.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
We feel bad already, Mela, Mela, No, I'm still surprised.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
I'm so surprised. That's so sweet.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Okay, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 5 (13:43):
Get to see your reaction in person.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
But wait, wait, hold on, Mela, Mela, are you okay
with this? I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
You guys are so sweet. Like, I know you feel
bad for like ruining the surprise, but I'm so happy
right now I'm speechless.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Are you sure? Yeah? Are you sure, Mela? Because we
can get your ex on the phone and convince him
to let's see how high we can go with this,
like twenty five.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
He's gonna have to pay me a lot if he
wants that date back.

Speaker 2 (14:11):
I feel like you.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Need to start calling more exes of just other random
people if you're able to convince them.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
So like move on.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
No, no, no, not unless that Mela's.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
X or like a couple's counseling. I honestly, if you
move over my ex?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
How were you planning on telling her?

Speaker 5 (14:28):
I was gonna just come to the date.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
I mean it was all, yeah, you're just gonna be
like sitting at the table, and she was going to
walk in and instead of the ex, it was going
to be you.

Speaker 2 (14:36):
But this is going to get more ready, I care
about the date? Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
What she would have worn before? Yeah, because Mela, you
weren't going to try if it was going to be
the ex at all?

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Right?

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Oh yeah, no, not at all.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
I'm sure Mela would have looked amazing no matter of
what you're wearing.

Speaker 6 (14:57):
Sick.

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, now I'm giving a little nauseous.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
So, well, what we normally do is we offer to
send you guys out on a date that we would
pay for that.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
They're going to go on two dates now.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
After the date that you've already paid for, would you
like to go on another date after that and we'll
pay for that.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Okay, Oh my god, he is so too. He's already
planning the next days.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
So cute, well Brook, Technically I plan this so I
get ownership of it.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Okay, well, technically the X plan the first one.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
So you're really have to step up your game here. Okay, Sam,
You're not doing a whole lot over there.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
I'll try my best spear cut brooking Jeffrey in the
morning and the award for the cutest couple in a
second date update.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
For this entire year goes to and Sam dead well,
they do.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Not polis batter an update. I am going to be
so upset.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Seriously, you're the chemistry. So many texts into seven eighty
five nine to a lot of os with like twenty
ws afterwards, one said best ruined surprise ever.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
We didn't know and he wasn't even mad that he
spent the two grands.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Like he could have been, like, what she was gonna
go out with me anyway?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
What I spent on my money for more than that
I knew we could. But anyway, I can't wait to
hear from them again. As long as their update is
and that the X showed up to the date anyway
and decided to fight for her, that could be entertaining. Yeah,
you're right, I would like to hear.

Speaker 2 (16:34):
He doesn't sound like a fighter. He sounds like more
of a crier. Yeah, he's like with check Bounce.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
But we can always try and help you with your
love life. If you ever need a little bit of assistance,
email the show. We'll call that person who's not calling
you back. You can go check out all of our
second dates wherever you get your podcasts at Brook and
Jeffrey

Speaker 2 (16:51):
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