February 6, 2025 • 34 mins
As Erin and Charissa head to New Orleans for Super Bowl LIX, they talk about their times at the NFC Championship Game, what they will be up to this week before the Big Game and their love for matchups like the one between the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles. And later in the episode, the story of how Charissa casually dropped some surprising news on Erin recently.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I would like my eggs to be out there in
the world and be a child one day. I'm sure
there's a lot of people that would like your eggs. Well, look,
I'm fun, I'm flirty, i am great, I'm sporty, I'm athletic.
Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
(00:22):
We're Back, We're Back. I feel like I just got
a text before we did this. I'm gonna I'm gonna
think positively. I feel like my kid is sick every
other week.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
He's not. That's me being dramatic, but it's like.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Damn, but this whole kid thing where they just have
like a runny nose all the time, and like here
I am panicking because I'm about to leave for a week,
thinking great now he's going to get freaking the flu. Okay,
well we're not gonna do We're not gonna leap frog.
That was kind of cool. How you're like that was weird?
That was I think that was all the botox I
had holding my face in place, and then my lips went.
(01:00):
I don't think I could do that again if I tried.
That was crazy, Like you're like, lip, what way up?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We're not gonna we're not going to put that on
our socials. Ryan, don't you dare because I don't need
fucking memes of that one. You know what I mean,
I'm gonna meme right here. What you mean by it
is you're not going to leap frog to your kid,
you know, hypochondriac thing. He is a baby, he's going
to different classes. He's also building up his own in
so many classes. You want him to do that? You
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don't want to have a bubble boy, You don't want
to have me. Obviously, with all the children I have,
I'm willing to give you some of my advice, right,
look at all of them. But no, I just think
it's good to expose your kid to stuff and that's
part of him building up his immunities. No, you're right,
I need to I need to calm down. And with that,
welcome to our big show. We missed you guys. We
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apologize that. I'll blame on this one. Obviously my schedule
as well. No, I don't look at the weather in advance.
I don't look at my flights in advance. And last
week when we were both in Philadelphia for the NFC
Championship Game, I was in flying somewhere else. My flight
was later on Monday, and it was going to screw
up the recording of the podcast. So anyways, we miss
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you guys. We are back. When this airs, we will
actually both already be in New Orleans for the big game,
the Super Bowl. I'm so excited. It's been a couple
of years obviously since the game was on Fox, and
we're back and we're headed to New Orleans. And what
are you most excited for? Or do you want to
go back and talk about the NFC Championship game. Let's
go back, because that feels like two weeks ago, doesn't
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It feels like two years ago? Where has the time gone?
So we finally get to I mean, we love when
we're in the same place because it only happens once
or twice every couple of years. But yeah, both in
Philadelphia NFC Championship game between the Washington Commanders the Philadelphia Eagles.
Go your highlight the game, all of it. You sit
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down and you're trying to remember it all there was good.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wasn't that bad?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Let's see, it's always great to see everybody because we
don't get to be with everybody until NFC championship in
Super Bowl, So that was super exciting. What else was happening?
Got to sit down with Sequan. I got very emotional
in that sit down interview. He was just saying a
lot of things that I thought kind of applied to
my life or like where I am in my life,
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just about you know, you look at everything you go
through and you think it's right time, right place, and
I don't know. He just had a lot of great
insightful perspective and he talked about manifesting and seeing things through.
And I said this on the pregame show. You always
want an athlete to bite when you ask them about
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a potential trophy winning, you know game, And I said, okay,
you've manifested. What do you see tomorrow? And he just
said perfectly and like his low calm Saquon voice, like confetti,
my family, kissing my you know fiance, say my kid.
And I was like crying. It just was so cool
and so fun and congrats to Saquon. But also on
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the other side of things, We've talked about it. At
this point, I don't want anyone to lose I know,
I know someone. I sat down with Dan Campbell. You
got to be close.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm like that or sorry, dan Quinn, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, damn. I had never gotten a chance to meet him,
and those that don't know, I'm from Seattle and what
he was a defensive coordinator there with Richard Sherman and
Cam Chancellor and Earl Thomas and Bobby Wagner and that
whole legion of Boom Defense. And so I was very
excited too because everyone and sum I was talking to
him the day before I did the interview, just like
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sort of getting a little intel on who he was
and different questions to ask, and Term's like, he is
one of the most caring, kind people you'll ever meet,
and he just wants everyone to he said. He said
this quote in the interview, which I loved. He's like,
I love doing hard shit with good people. And it's
like that I love that too. Right when you're doing anything,
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whether it's in a relationship or friendships or whatever, it's
like it's just so rewarding when you're like, you go
through it, but you're doing it with the people that
you want to so you never want to see anyone lose.
But what I'm so excited for is this is a
team that only had four wins last year and in
one year, the turnaround that the Washington Commanders have had
have had even to get to an NFC Championship game,
which they hadn't gotten to since nineteen ninety one, that
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fan base has a ton of reasons to cheer. So
as we turn our attention now to the super Bowl,
here we are here, we are Chiefs headlines. We're going
for it. To get a little emo about this too,
and a little defensive. Let's do it, okay. I like
when you get okay, what are we defensive about? I
was flying back on Monday from the NFC Championship. You
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were going to Orlando. I was going back home from Orlando.
I slept for a few hours, then decided to crack
open the laptop and start reading articles and getting some
work done. I got so fired up about this stories
I was reading and the fact, you know, covered the
Eagles a ton getting back into it with the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I got something to work to you today.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Actually, I just thought of that. I go. I was
asked and have been asked multiple times. Have you seen
on Twitter that there's hashtag boycott the super Bowl because
people don't want.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
To see these two teams play.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You know what's funny are the people in the world
that say, you're a girl. You don't know much about football. No,
you don't know anything about football. If you don't appreciate
and like what these two teams have accomplished this year,
what they've gone through this year. If you need me
to lay out the storylines, you are football, You're boring.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You've got the issue. It's you. It's you. You're the problem.
It's you.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This Super Bowl is awesome. I don't care if it's
a rematch. Guess what, how many times have we seen
Bill's chiefs a ton? How many times every time Patriot's
chiefs a ton?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Because they're good.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
If you don't like it, beat them better? All of that.
People did this with the Patriots, all that. I'm so
sick of seeing the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Well,
guess what, as you know, sweet Josh Allen so articulately, articulately, Well,
I can't articulate escavator. I mean, my god, eloquently said
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in his press conference, as all of the emotions are
flooding him, of flooding over him, of having you know,
lost in this AFC Championship game, wait again to the
Chiefs and all that. He's like, look if they're the best,
and they're the best until someone beats them, and that's
the reality of it. When the Patriots were on their run,
they were the best. Somebody needs to knock them off.
So I always look at it like this, how lucky
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are we to have a front row seat to history?
And that's what I look at. So if that history
is actually made because the Chiefs, you know, are the
first team ever to have a threepeat, great if it's history,
because you know, the Eagles get their championship and they
get their redemption in this game and their revenge tool
or whatever they're on, and Saquon finally is able to
hoist that Lombardi Trophy, then that's great too. I just
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love these Matt. I think these are they are the
best two teams. It doesn't feel lopsided, it doesn't feel like, ooh,
this might be like a blowout game. I mean, the
last Super Bowl was won by what three points between
the Chiefs. That was the margin of victory and the
last one, so there's so many different great storylines in
this one. And I'm just so excited that we get
this super Bowl because then we don't have another one
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for four years. And that's what's making me sad because,
for those that don't know, every three years, Fox gets
the Super Bowl because you have to share it with
CBS and NBC, right, and the way that the contract
worked out with the NFL, now we won't have it
for another four years after this. So I am going
in with the attitude of soaking it all up. It's
a busy week, it's a great week. It's in New Orleans.
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There's a lot of fun surprises planned that we're going
to be able to obviously roll out on Super Bowl Sunday.
And it's fucking It's the Super Bowl. This is like
what we dreamed about when we were little kids, is
standing on the sideline, the moment when I get to
stand there with you, right before you do your hit
in front of hundreds of millions of people. Like it's
just I don't know, I get so excited thinking about
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this opportunity that we get every few years. And if
you know what, you don't like us when we talk
about Taylor Swift, too bad, you don't like us when
we talk about football. Well, I'm going to talk about football.
You said it so perfectly. We get a front row
seat to potentially history with Patrick Mahomes and the three
Peete And I don't care what you think about the calls.
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You're crazy. I don't care what you think about it's rigged.
You're crazy. He is the face of our league. And
I will tell you someone that has worked with him,
You have worked with him. He makes time for everybody.
He is so great. He is as advertised. You don't
want to meet your heroes. You want to meet him.
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You want to meet Saquon Barkley. They are these kids
should be, should want to be growing up to be
like them. And I am so grateful. I'm so grateful
I got to cover Tom, I got to cover Aaron.
I'm so grateful to be covering these guys. This is
such a pleasure, It is such an honor, It is
such a treat. There are so many storylines, there are
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so many great storylines, and I'm so grateful we get
to be a part of it. Yes, speaking of Super Bowl, though,
I want to give a shout out real quick. I
know sometimes you're like, oh God, but this is a
big deal and I already got mine because you're so
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generous and gave me.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
But you're aware of having it. I do.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I have already sent mine to New Orleans. Hold on,
but look at her.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'm gonna say so.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
We did a collab with Rebecca Minkoff and we have
a limited edition leather jacket, Super Leather Jacket that we
are selling on Fanatics and also on Rebecca Minkoff site.
I'm so excited. We got Carissa Thompson in one. I
was gonna wear mine today, but I already sent it
to New Orleans to have waiting for me.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
They're cute.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And we also have a super Bowl line that's out
on Fanatics as well. It's also out on where By EA.
Oh yeah, there's our super Bowl line. We have a
ton of different styles. We have just ones that say
super Bowl fifty nine. We also have ones that are
for Kansas City. We have stuff for the Eagles, we
have stuff with both teams. There's ore where By EA
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and Rebecca Mincoff super Bowl leather jacket. So nice, Aaron Fine,
so nice. It is so soft.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
This leather is buttery buttery, buttery, HSN Buttery. All of
the hardware on it is top of the line. They
have a cute belt at the bottom. The vibe that's
like a little oversize. Nothing's like I have a sweatshirt
on underneath this, and it doesn't feel like you're like,
you know, can't move your arms in it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It's so comey, cozy. Look at the details, oh the
details with the zipper, and I got to love it.
Look at how fun that is. It's cute, it's good.
Thank you, good, thanks for wearing it. I'm just supposed
to wear it on this podcast. And like I said,
I sent everything, so yeah, I'm a I've got to
be in my bonnet with people in their attitude. And look,
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you can't make everybody happy. I get that, but I
just I think it's so comical when people sit back
and they're like, she's a terrible broadcaster. I'm going back
to the jail. I love you, thank you, I'm your door.
But watch call her up. Look at all the different
ways you can wear this. There's so many different ways.
I love. You can even sleep in it and look
great ant be cozy with the buttery soft leather. Anyways,
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I just I've got to be in my bonnet where
people have an attitude about this. I think it's an
amazing super Bowl and I think if you can't appreciate it,
then I don't think you really know much about our league. No, no,
And it's the ramp to where people are like, oh, Taylor,
she's ruining Football's not make it better exactly. So young
girls like it. If you don't like it, fine turn
it out. No one asked you guess what. There'll be
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plenty of other people watching. So we have a lot
to do this week. As Aaron had mentioned on the pregame,
we had a week between the NFC Championship Game and.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What appointment did you go to and what didn't you
go to? Because I had everything. I was an appointment gal.
I went and got my teeth cleaned, no cavities. I
still feel like a little kid, I reported to my
mom today. When I called her, I was like, no
cavities for me. I got a facial I got oh,
I got an update from my surgery that I want
to get to make myself look younger. But I can't
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do that till okay season. What other appointments that I had,
Daniel Porr, I'm not ignoring you. Doctor Lakey is about
to make me look twenty years younger. I can't wait
for that. More on that after the break.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
What else did I do?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I ad a fitting, uh for clothes? What else would
you had? I know you had a nail list on it.
It's great crazy. Here's the thing I am, so I'm
a square. We've discussed this. Jackie Quick loves it when
I say I'm a square. I got We were supposed
to get our ears. There's still super Bowl, there is time,
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but now I'm worried if I get it triple Piers
to in New Orleans, I'll get an infection and.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Then they'll keep you out.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Asking you about a pad too. I'm saying it's an
ear rings. True.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So I just got my ears double Piers.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I only wear the same pillow top, lipstick over and over.
I basically do the same nude nails. I am wearing
a really fun outfit for super Bowl. I love it
a lot. Daniel and got it together for me. You
get a couple of these nails go with it. But
this is like for me, this is like crazy, and
I'm like, oh my god, these are crazy. Whereas we
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were just talking about one of my girlfriends that we
are going to go way with together, I realized that's
when we found someone. Because the conversation with diner this
would be Temple nails. She'd be like, yeah, I'm going
to Temple. It's fine, all good. Yeah, last time getting
I'm getting used from Aaron was I don't know if
she lifted her glass. I said, what are we doing
with those nails? Because we had a conversation one time
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on here shout out to how we lon chrome chrome.
We're not doing chrome nails. We're too old for that.
I just get stuck in the same old French situation.
I know, I know, I'm going to live a little.
You know what, it could be my last super Bowl.
I'm going to live a little. You never know what
could happen at this super Bowl? Like this, well it's
very festive, it's New Orleans, and I like that you're
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going to try new things. So that what else we
let's talk about our Oh what went into I was
going to say, what what do you what goes into
what you wear? A lot of people have been asking
me this, and you know what I love about this
is that I think for years I never really wanted
to be like, oh, it's just don't worry about it.
I'm just blending in and I'm doing the game. No
f that like, and I I'm gonna praise our girl.
(16:01):
I'm gonna praise Taylor for making it cool to be like,
I'm a woman and I love sports, and I just
it's good. Were you like we can look great? What
goes into what you wear for Super Bowl? I have
some doozy outfits. I'm so excited about mine this year.
I think a lot of it is just if it
has sparkle, if it's something that's like I would never wear.
(16:23):
It has to be special it's the super Bowl, but
also unfortunately functional for me still, well that's yeah, when
you're walking here doing how when you're walking this ass
up and down the sideline?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Have you ever.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Tracked your steps? It's not really something I do. I
used to track my steps when I did both sidelines.
Now I feel like I'm a I'm a fake, Like
I'm not. I'm not doing the whole thing. You know,
don't Yeah, because you gets what sidelines? That's interesting?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
So what goes into it? No? I just want to
I mean, you know me, I don't plan too far ahead.
I mean, hi, I just got the dress today that
I'm gonna where And if you always do that so well.
You did that when we went to the Era's tour.
You pulled that off so well. And I look at
a procrastinator, But there's nothing wrong with a soccer mom.
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She's still talking about it.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This is hey, Can I bring something up?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I was talking about late is how my eyebrows chilled
out because I got off that serum. Isn't that insane?
I think here's what I You've still not said what
the serum is. Because some people want those eyebrows. You're
trying to like dumb them down. I gotta go get
I have to film miney and all these ares look
so good. I've started to use it maybe like twice
(17:41):
a week, but not the every day, because we saw
what happened when I used it every day. I mean,
it's no lie, it gets ya, it's great, it works.
What is it? Are you allowed to say the serream?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It's a bogie?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay? I mean it's unbelievable. But I think I was
really over using it, so which is not like you.
I feel like you're such a rule follower, like you
read the instruction. Remember that time you gave me the
self tanner for my face and I, oh my god,
went on, I mean, I look like Donald Trump. It
was wild, like the amount of self tanner that I
had on. I mean, my god, are you going to
(18:11):
get a tan before the super Bowl? Yeah, it's happening,
bomb Is. We're a week out. I mean, it's not
going to be left on me. Have you seen this
very Danzaget, I've actually gotten one before. No, No, that
girl's out. That one's out. You know, I got the
good one. That one was a trial and error. Okay,
(18:31):
more on the air side air. I'm gonna say this now,
I because I didn't say it at the time, but
now he's my coworker, so I can say this. I
used Caris as a girl she recommended, not who she's
using now, right before I went to Tom Brady's retirement
surprise retirement party in the Bahamas, and I was I
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literally used it the night before we went, and Jared
was like whoa, And I'm like, it's gonna be fine,
it's gonna wear off, it's gonna be right. We flew
to New Jersey to go see our friends and then
fly with them to the Bahamas.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I showed up.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I sat down at their table and the son looked
at me and goes, is that gonna come off?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It was bad.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I know. I'm so sorry. My girlfriend Ashley gave me
a dove bar and a shower and said, hey, go
do yourself a favor. Oh my god. I was in
the ocean for the Bahamas, just laying there like. One
of the best parts of the story is TV walks out.
Everybody's like surprise, happy retirement. He walks around everyone and
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gives everybody a hug, and he was like what Aaron, Wow?
And I said, yeah, you think I do this for
just anybody? No, happy retirement. I was fucking orange. I'm
so sorry because worked with her and she was obviously
using the wrong formula. It was. It was not it
was formula one, is what I Oh my god, well
(19:59):
you know what you were The checkered flag was there? Okay,
you were the first around the track with the orange glow.
So I'm so sorry. Yeah, bray Tan tomorrow and I'm
just gonna go when they say what color do you
want to be? As dark as possible, because then by
the time the game gets there.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
How are you going to keep it though?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Because we are working out, We're you shower fifty times
a day? Yeah, but I feel like it's that's only
a what six days does dom shall add stuff to you? Right,
because Jillian will add stuff? Yeah, like a little you know,
I'm as Sally Hanson. Although I got a new one
now I don't know the name of it. I got
to look for it. I got a new one to
it really good. All right, we have a lot, we
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have a lot of things. We're very excited. But also
I would like to point out, actually I don't want
to point this out. We have Ryan, our wonderful producer.
Now they're actually they're gonna grow on me. They're gonna
they're kind of cool. Yeah, I'm into it. These headlines, Okay,
let's do them first. One, I'm single and sick of
(21:13):
dating apps. I tried a crazy hack and got hundreds
of suitors. So I'm gonna my god, paraphrase this a
little bit because person's exhausted by dating apps. Okay, So
she wrote on a sign she wrote single and her
Instagram handle. She held up the poster at a game.
She was inundated with messages on the social media app
as eligible bachelors followed her account and tried to flirt
(21:34):
with her. Quote. Seems Instagram was an easier way than
That's awesome up to me. I'm so into this because
you and I have talked about this. I've never been
on a dating app either have you.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
But we have.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Friends that are like exhausted by the experience, you know,
But then some of them work, like my sister met
her husband on match dot Com twenty years ago. Like,
there's plenty of instances in which it works. But I
can't see where you could get so exhausted on that
scrolling situation. So this is great. Holding up a sign
that says single with your Instagram handle fantastic, I love love,
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love it. What would you write on your poster?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Help? Have you seen that? Have you seen this stuff
on the news?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Where is that? I don't like that choke. It's terrible
with everything going on in the world. Stop, no, it's
I don't like any of that. Yeah, okay. I got
engaged at my sister in law's wedding. It was mortifying
but unforgettable, all right. So this girl, Britney Brink, was
pulled onto the dance floor against her will to participate
(22:42):
in the bouquet toss for the bride, the sister of
Brink's boyfriend. God. This is already hard for me to follow.
I was almost annoyed. I don't need to come out
for the bouquet toss. Okay, I can't pronounce rich ask
Brink to marry him in the middle of his sister's reception. Immediately,
I go, why would you do this on your sister's
wedding day?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Why would you do this?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
This sounds like a friend's episode, but it was the
bride's idea idea all along. She starts crying and says,
I really wanted you to have this moment. I really
wanted your aunt to be here for this proposal because
I know that she can't have your parents. Oh, I
know that you can't have your parents here. Turns out
the woman that was proposed to her parents both passed
away within months of each other. Okay, that's adorable. I
(23:24):
love that you don't need to be mortified.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
That changes everything. Yeah, it was so sweet, she adds,
And it just meant so much to me because without
the context of like the emotional aspect and the sister
being in on it, Yeah, that would be a bad
news situation. If you were proposed to at your sister
in law's wedding and then can you imagine if the
sister wasn't in on it, I'd be like, what the fuck?
(23:50):
This is my day? What are we doing over here
with provoking? But I don't have any weddings to go
to this summer? Do you know? This is why everyone
wants to married, because someone wants to have a party.
Because at this point, we're at the age where people
are take me out of the equation because we've already
done it. They're either getting married for the second time
(24:10):
or they're done. Like we're forty ish whatever, we are
mid forties, and it's like at this point like we're
either getting a divorce and trying again or we are
wifed up.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I'm close to fifty with chrome nails, they look great.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I can do it with a broken That's interesting. Yeah,
no wedding this summer. I really appreciate that. Unless it's
yours and it's a surprise wedding and you want to
surprise us.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That would be so fun.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Invited all of your great friends to the ranch and
you're like, we're just going to have a big party,
and then it was like, surprise, it's our wedding. Okay,
here's what I'm going to say that is awesome. Okay,
here's what I'm going to say about this. I'm never
getting married again. Okay, this is we've uh, we have
already talked about it. We have already went through all
(24:58):
the reasons.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Well, nobod talk to.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Me about it. Okay, Well, listen, I will have a party.
Though I'm happy to have a party. There's just not
gonna be vows. Like why does it? Who cares about
the vows? Anyways? No one wants to listen to that
shit and promises and this and that. Do that on
your own time. People just want to show up for
the party. So if you want me to have a party,
I can do that. I'm just not going to have
a wedding party. I just want you guys to be
(25:22):
together forever. Well, when I want to celebrate you being
together forever, well, you're adorable. Do you want us to do? Like,
why don't we just draft up on a piece of
paper and we'll just sign that and then that's it.
There's no legal paperwork filed at the courthouse or you know,
any of that crap. If you want us to sign
it for you, I will do that, but it's not
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a legal marriage. I watch friends a lot, and you
remind me so much of Jennifer Aniston's character in from
Nice to Stand. I literally watch it on the road
on YouTube TV. Not an ad, but I'd love it
to be while I'm brushing my teeth, while I'm washing
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my face. It gives me comfort. And lately I've been
watching the wedding between Chandler and Monica, which makes me
so sad for Matthew Perry. But when Joey talks about
his two best friends getting married, I just want to
say that at your wedding. Okay, hey, do you want
to do how about we do this? Okay, let's take
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it to the streets and the calm down community. How
do you feel about because I like a theme, you know,
I love a costume. I love a theme. We could
have a not wedding wedding, so it's not a wedding,
but it's a wedding that just is a union. Look
at how interested you are in this. You're dealing with
your kid. What's like is he okay, he's starting to
(26:44):
get sick. Okay, so take it to the streets back again,
go ahead, No, we need to I want I wanted
to say he's fine. I've got to get over this.
They get sick all the time. Okay, go ahead, Okay,
we'll take it to the street. You are going to
take it to the streets for my situation, But this
is a fluid conversation.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's the other one's coming out of his nose.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
That's my point. The other we're going to take to
the streets with the calm down community, all the real
mothers out there, not me who pretends to have children,
I don't have them. How can you help, Aaron? I
want you to write into our dione act like this
guy is following. Everyone knows what less what advice other
mothers have on night, not being a hypochondriac or worrying
too much, because that's a real thing, that's your baby.
(27:25):
Of course you're going to be worried about him, but
like that in between of he's okay, he's just he's fine. Okay,
So take it to the streets that I want my
Chandler Monica wedding.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Go ahead, okay, I'll have it. Not wedding wedding.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I just I'm not going to sign any paperwork or
legally get married.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
But if you want us to.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Do that for you, I do I will what's the word,
I will what your wishes. I will not appreciate your wishes.
I will respect your wishes. It's not like you're dying.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Am I doing?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
What? Do you respect my wishes? What that I don't
legally want to get married? I feel like I'm pushing
it on you. No, you're not. The decision was all mine.
You're not the only one that you know says that
they want Steve and I to get married because they
know I'm so happy, and oh that's great. But it's
the same way that you wanted me to have a baby,
and I'm not going to have a baby, and like,
which I told you last night, which I'd like to
(28:21):
open it up to this, you really threw that on me,
and I don't think it's a random story. You were like,
so I decided not to have a baby, and I
was like, which, you were getting kicked out of the restaurant,
And you're telling me this, which you have known and
everyone that has listened to this podcast. I have made
the conscious decision not to have children. But there was
(28:41):
a big moment that the fertility clinic sent me the
final notification that my eggs Because if you don't renew
your storage every year, and it's you know, it's a
couple thousand dollars. It's a small price and the big
scheme of things for what you're doing. But for me,
I'm like, I don't need to keep paying the storage
fee anymore because I don't need to have the eggs.
But then I wrote back, which, by the way, they
(29:02):
haven't written me back. I wrote back on the email.
I was like, well, I'd like to donate my eggs,
and I don't think that's just like something you should
write back on the email.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
They're going to follow up.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm sure you're gonna do a whole legal thing because
they're not going to want to be sued, so you're
gonna have to do a whole legal thing.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I don't. Yeah, but I'm like, does has anyone? Does
anyone have any information on this because I would like
to donate I don't have a lot of eggs, but
I have eight really good ones, and i'd like to
donate that to someone because you know, you and I
have talked about at at length that the struggles that
people go through to have babies, and so I would
like my eggs to be out there in the world
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and be a child one day. And I'm sure there's
a lot of people that would like your eggs. Well, look,
i'm fun, I'm flirty, i am great, I'm sporty, I'm athletic. Anyways, No,
I just feel like, is that a thing am I
allowed to do that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, I think it's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I think there's gonna be a little bit more paper
work than you just being like, hey, i'd like to
donate my eggs.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's like me going down to good Will and donating clothes.
I can't just drop them off. Okay, interesting, all right,
we'll look into that. We'll deal with that post super Bowl.
But in the meantime, I love you. I can't wait
to work another super Bowl alongside you, to root you on,
to cheer you on, And just what are you most
excited about.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm most excited about being with you.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I think that this, to me is always a really
really special thing in life. That and the biggest moments
of our career that we get to do it alongside
each other, or I get to root you on when
my pregame stuff is done and then the game starts
and I just Yeah. I think it's very unique that
we get to do a job that we both love
and do it alongside one another and with all the
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people that we love that we work with. So yeah,
very excited. And the matchup's fucking great. The matchup is rut.
So let's go tune in Sunday on Fox five hour
pregame show and let the game again. Guess who we're
asking for in our meeting after practice?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Is that funny bunny? Chris?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Just stop?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Great? Body's great?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Great backstory on Chris Jones Thursday Night Football that comes
up on set? Does the interview whatever? He's about to
walk off set speaking of nail polish color? See how
we bring it all back here? All all comes back?
Look at that. He looks at me and he goes,
was that funny bunny and the fact that he knew
the nail love color? I said, you know what I'm
(31:28):
going to do. I might put funny Bunny on these nails.
I got a nail appointment Monday. What are you doing
with Gronk? What's happening there? You guys are adorable in
that promo? What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Are you and Gronk doing something together?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
You think that I've read any itinerary. I mean, we
promoted during our game. It's one of the biggest and
best Super Bowl parties out there, hosted by CHRISA. Thompson
and Rob Gronkowski. Do you not know what it is? No,
I have no idea get the promo together. Well, they
just said, hey, you're gonna do something fun with Gronk. Can.
I was like, let's do it, because every day is
a good day with Gronk. You don't know what are
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you working Monday though? Yeah, I'm working Monday. Julian Edelman,
myself and Mark Sanchez are in Los Angeles. Peter Schrager
and I think Christina are in New Orleans already, and
they'll do media day and we'll just throw it back
and forth the studio. It's a kickoff show. I thought
that's what you were doing with Gronk. No, well, maybe
he's maybe he's there. I don't, you know, I don't
(32:25):
really read the fine print. So we'll find out. Guys.
It'll be a surprise for everybody, you know, as matter surprise.
How cute this jacket is? Where by Aaron Andrews' Super
Bowl gear? This Rebecca macuff Hey, will you tell everybody
where they can get all this stuff. I don't know
where to go. Yeah. So the super Bowl gear that
you have on right now, that bomber jacket, we have
several styles of our where super Bowl gear. It's available
(32:50):
on whereby EA, NFL shop fanatics dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Also, if you're going to New Orleans, we have a
whole pop.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Up shop at the convention Center which is super fun,
ghost buy check it out. The leather jacket is available
now on Fanatics and also on Rebecca Mankoff's website as well.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
So that's super cute.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Come on, this is you, guys. I can't say enough
about the buttery leather. It smells so good. It smells rich.
You know some of these like cheesy jackets and you're like, oh,
that's not real leather. This is so rich. I size jackets,
the hard wa walking billboard. Oh my god. Well guess
what if you're looking for me in New Orleans, I'll
be in all of these things. So I'm excited. I
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love you, Happy super Bowl Week, and thank you Calm
Down community for being supported us. If you guys see
us out there day, scream calm down and we'll say
we will love you, guys, Love, Love You. Calm Down
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or wherever you get your podcasts.
I would like my eggs to be out there in
the world and be a child one day. I'm sure
there's a lot of people that would like your eggs. Well, look,
I'm fun, I'm flirty, i am great, I'm sporty, I'm athletic.
Calm Down with Erin and Carissa is a production of iHeartRadio.
(00:22):
We're Back, We're Back. I feel like I just got
a text before we did this. I'm gonna I'm gonna
think positively. I feel like my kid is sick every
other week.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
He's not. That's me being dramatic, but it's like.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Damn, but this whole kid thing where they just have
like a runny nose all the time, and like here
I am panicking because I'm about to leave for a week,
thinking great now he's going to get freaking the flu. Okay,
well we're not gonna do We're not gonna leap frog.
That was kind of cool. How you're like that was weird?
That was I think that was all the botox I
had holding my face in place, and then my lips went.
(01:00):
I don't think I could do that again if I tried.
That was crazy, Like you're like, lip, what way up?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We're not gonna we're not going to put that on
our socials. Ryan, don't you dare because I don't need
fucking memes of that one. You know what I mean,
I'm gonna meme right here. What you mean by it
is you're not going to leap frog to your kid,
you know, hypochondriac thing. He is a baby, he's going
to different classes. He's also building up his own in
so many classes. You want him to do that? You
(01:30):
don't want to have a bubble boy, You don't want
to have me. Obviously, with all the children I have,
I'm willing to give you some of my advice, right,
look at all of them. But no, I just think
it's good to expose your kid to stuff and that's
part of him building up his immunities. No, you're right,
I need to I need to calm down. And with that,
welcome to our big show. We missed you guys. We
(01:53):
apologize that. I'll blame on this one. Obviously my schedule
as well. No, I don't look at the weather in advance.
I don't look at my flights in advance. And last
week when we were both in Philadelphia for the NFC
Championship Game, I was in flying somewhere else. My flight
was later on Monday, and it was going to screw
up the recording of the podcast. So anyways, we miss
(02:14):
you guys. We are back. When this airs, we will
actually both already be in New Orleans for the big game,
the Super Bowl. I'm so excited. It's been a couple
of years obviously since the game was on Fox, and
we're back and we're headed to New Orleans. And what
are you most excited for? Or do you want to
go back and talk about the NFC Championship game. Let's
go back, because that feels like two weeks ago, doesn't
(02:35):
It feels like two years ago? Where has the time gone?
So we finally get to I mean, we love when
we're in the same place because it only happens once
or twice every couple of years. But yeah, both in
Philadelphia NFC Championship game between the Washington Commanders the Philadelphia Eagles.
Go your highlight the game, all of it. You sit
(02:56):
down and you're trying to remember it all there was good.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Wasn't that bad?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Let's see, it's always great to see everybody because we
don't get to be with everybody until NFC championship in
Super Bowl, So that was super exciting. What else was happening?
Got to sit down with Sequan. I got very emotional
in that sit down interview. He was just saying a
lot of things that I thought kind of applied to
my life or like where I am in my life,
(03:23):
just about you know, you look at everything you go
through and you think it's right time, right place, and
I don't know. He just had a lot of great
insightful perspective and he talked about manifesting and seeing things through.
And I said this on the pregame show. You always
want an athlete to bite when you ask them about
(03:43):
a potential trophy winning, you know game, And I said, okay,
you've manifested. What do you see tomorrow? And he just
said perfectly and like his low calm Saquon voice, like confetti,
my family, kissing my you know fiance, say my kid.
And I was like crying. It just was so cool
and so fun and congrats to Saquon. But also on
(04:07):
the other side of things, We've talked about it. At
this point, I don't want anyone to lose I know,
I know someone. I sat down with Dan Campbell. You
got to be close.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm like that or sorry, dan Quinn, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yeah, damn. I had never gotten a chance to meet him,
and those that don't know, I'm from Seattle and what
he was a defensive coordinator there with Richard Sherman and
Cam Chancellor and Earl Thomas and Bobby Wagner and that
whole legion of Boom Defense. And so I was very
excited too because everyone and sum I was talking to
him the day before I did the interview, just like
(04:40):
sort of getting a little intel on who he was
and different questions to ask, and Term's like, he is
one of the most caring, kind people you'll ever meet,
and he just wants everyone to he said. He said
this quote in the interview, which I loved. He's like,
I love doing hard shit with good people. And it's
like that I love that too. Right when you're doing anything,
(05:01):
whether it's in a relationship or friendships or whatever, it's
like it's just so rewarding when you're like, you go
through it, but you're doing it with the people that
you want to so you never want to see anyone lose.
But what I'm so excited for is this is a
team that only had four wins last year and in
one year, the turnaround that the Washington Commanders have had
have had even to get to an NFC Championship game,
which they hadn't gotten to since nineteen ninety one, that
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fan base has a ton of reasons to cheer. So
as we turn our attention now to the super Bowl,
here we are here, we are Chiefs headlines. We're going
for it. To get a little emo about this too,
and a little defensive. Let's do it, okay. I like
when you get okay, what are we defensive about? I
was flying back on Monday from the NFC Championship. You
(05:45):
were going to Orlando. I was going back home from Orlando.
I slept for a few hours, then decided to crack
open the laptop and start reading articles and getting some
work done. I got so fired up about this stories
I was reading and the fact, you know, covered the
Eagles a ton getting back into it with the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I got something to work to you today.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Actually, I just thought of that. I go. I was
asked and have been asked multiple times. Have you seen
on Twitter that there's hashtag boycott the super Bowl because
people don't want.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
To see these two teams play.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
You know what's funny are the people in the world
that say, you're a girl. You don't know much about football. No,
you don't know anything about football. If you don't appreciate
and like what these two teams have accomplished this year,
what they've gone through this year. If you need me
to lay out the storylines, you are football, You're boring.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
You've got the issue. It's you. It's you. You're the problem.
It's you.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
This Super Bowl is awesome. I don't care if it's
a rematch. Guess what, how many times have we seen
Bill's chiefs a ton? How many times every time Patriot's
chiefs a ton?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Because they're good.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
If you don't like it, beat them better? All of that.
People did this with the Patriots, all that. I'm so
sick of seeing the Patriots in the Super Bowl. Well,
guess what, as you know, sweet Josh Allen so articulately, articulately, Well,
I can't articulate escavator. I mean, my god, eloquently said
(07:26):
in his press conference, as all of the emotions are
flooding him, of flooding over him, of having you know,
lost in this AFC Championship game, wait again to the
Chiefs and all that. He's like, look if they're the best,
and they're the best until someone beats them, and that's
the reality of it. When the Patriots were on their run,
they were the best. Somebody needs to knock them off.
So I always look at it like this, how lucky
(07:48):
are we to have a front row seat to history?
And that's what I look at. So if that history
is actually made because the Chiefs, you know, are the
first team ever to have a threepeat, great if it's history,
because you know, the Eagles get their championship and they
get their redemption in this game and their revenge tool
or whatever they're on, and Saquon finally is able to
hoist that Lombardi Trophy, then that's great too. I just
(08:11):
love these Matt. I think these are they are the
best two teams. It doesn't feel lopsided, it doesn't feel like, ooh,
this might be like a blowout game. I mean, the
last Super Bowl was won by what three points between
the Chiefs. That was the margin of victory and the
last one, so there's so many different great storylines in
this one. And I'm just so excited that we get
this super Bowl because then we don't have another one
(08:32):
for four years. And that's what's making me sad because,
for those that don't know, every three years, Fox gets
the Super Bowl because you have to share it with
CBS and NBC, right, and the way that the contract
worked out with the NFL, now we won't have it
for another four years after this. So I am going
in with the attitude of soaking it all up. It's
a busy week, it's a great week. It's in New Orleans.
(08:55):
There's a lot of fun surprises planned that we're going
to be able to obviously roll out on Super Bowl Sunday.
And it's fucking It's the Super Bowl. This is like
what we dreamed about when we were little kids, is
standing on the sideline, the moment when I get to
stand there with you, right before you do your hit
in front of hundreds of millions of people. Like it's
just I don't know, I get so excited thinking about
(09:17):
this opportunity that we get every few years. And if
you know what, you don't like us when we talk
about Taylor Swift, too bad, you don't like us when
we talk about football. Well, I'm going to talk about football.
You said it so perfectly. We get a front row
seat to potentially history with Patrick Mahomes and the three
Peete And I don't care what you think about the calls.
(09:38):
You're crazy. I don't care what you think about it's rigged.
You're crazy. He is the face of our league. And
I will tell you someone that has worked with him,
You have worked with him. He makes time for everybody.
He is so great. He is as advertised. You don't
want to meet your heroes. You want to meet him.
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You want to meet Saquon Barkley. They are these kids
should be, should want to be growing up to be
like them. And I am so grateful. I'm so grateful
I got to cover Tom, I got to cover Aaron.
I'm so grateful to be covering these guys. This is
such a pleasure, It is such an honor, It is
such a treat. There are so many storylines, there are
(10:20):
so many great storylines, and I'm so grateful we get
to be a part of it. Yes, speaking of Super Bowl, though,
I want to give a shout out real quick. I
know sometimes you're like, oh God, but this is a
big deal and I already got mine because you're so
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generous and gave me.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
But you're aware of having it. I do.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
I have already sent mine to New Orleans. Hold on,
but look at her.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I'm gonna say so.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
We did a collab with Rebecca Minkoff and we have
a limited edition leather jacket, Super Leather Jacket that we
are selling on Fanatics and also on Rebecca Minkoff site.
I'm so excited. We got Carissa Thompson in one. I
was gonna wear mine today, but I already sent it
to New Orleans to have waiting for me.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
They're cute.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
And we also have a super Bowl line that's out
on Fanatics as well. It's also out on where By EA.
Oh yeah, there's our super Bowl line. We have a
ton of different styles. We have just ones that say
super Bowl fifty nine. We also have ones that are
for Kansas City. We have stuff for the Eagles, we
have stuff with both teams. There's ore where By EA
(11:39):
and Rebecca Mincoff super Bowl leather jacket. So nice, Aaron Fine,
so nice. It is so soft.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
This leather is buttery buttery, buttery, HSN Buttery. All of
the hardware on it is top of the line. They
have a cute belt at the bottom. The vibe that's
like a little oversize. Nothing's like I have a sweatshirt
on underneath this, and it doesn't feel like you're like,
you know, can't move your arms in it.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It's so comey, cozy. Look at the details, oh the
details with the zipper, and I got to love it.
Look at how fun that is. It's cute, it's good.
Thank you, good, thanks for wearing it. I'm just supposed
to wear it on this podcast. And like I said,
I sent everything, so yeah, I'm a I've got to
be in my bonnet with people in their attitude. And look,
(12:29):
you can't make everybody happy. I get that, but I
just I think it's so comical when people sit back
and they're like, she's a terrible broadcaster. I'm going back
to the jail. I love you, thank you, I'm your door.
But watch call her up. Look at all the different
ways you can wear this. There's so many different ways.
I love. You can even sleep in it and look
great ant be cozy with the buttery soft leather. Anyways,
(12:50):
I just I've got to be in my bonnet where
people have an attitude about this. I think it's an
amazing super Bowl and I think if you can't appreciate it,
then I don't think you really know much about our league. No, no,
And it's the ramp to where people are like, oh, Taylor,
she's ruining Football's not make it better exactly. So young
girls like it. If you don't like it, fine turn
it out. No one asked you guess what. There'll be
(13:10):
plenty of other people watching. So we have a lot
to do this week. As Aaron had mentioned on the pregame,
we had a week between the NFC Championship Game and.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Super Bowl.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
What appointment did you go to and what didn't you
go to? Because I had everything. I was an appointment gal.
I went and got my teeth cleaned, no cavities. I
still feel like a little kid, I reported to my
mom today. When I called her, I was like, no
cavities for me. I got a facial I got oh,
I got an update from my surgery that I want
to get to make myself look younger. But I can't
(13:44):
do that till okay season. What other appointments that I had,
Daniel Porr, I'm not ignoring you. Doctor Lakey is about
to make me look twenty years younger. I can't wait
for that. More on that after the break.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
What else did I do?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
I ad a fitting, uh for clothes? What else would
you had? I know you had a nail list on it.
It's great crazy. Here's the thing I am, so I'm
a square. We've discussed this. Jackie Quick loves it when
I say I'm a square. I got We were supposed
to get our ears. There's still super Bowl, there is time,
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but now I'm worried if I get it triple Piers
to in New Orleans, I'll get an infection and.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Then they'll keep you out.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Everybody.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Well, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Asking you about a pad too. I'm saying it's an
ear rings. True.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So I just got my ears double Piers.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
I only wear the same pillow top, lipstick over and over.
I basically do the same nude nails. I am wearing
a really fun outfit for super Bowl. I love it
a lot. Daniel and got it together for me. You
get a couple of these nails go with it. But
this is like for me, this is like crazy, and
I'm like, oh my god, these are crazy. Whereas we
(14:57):
were just talking about one of my girlfriends that we
are going to go way with together, I realized that's
when we found someone. Because the conversation with diner this
would be Temple nails. She'd be like, yeah, I'm going
to Temple. It's fine, all good. Yeah, last time getting
I'm getting used from Aaron was I don't know if
she lifted her glass. I said, what are we doing
with those nails? Because we had a conversation one time
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on here shout out to how we lon chrome chrome.
We're not doing chrome nails. We're too old for that.
I just get stuck in the same old French situation.
I know, I know, I'm going to live a little.
You know what, it could be my last super Bowl.
I'm going to live a little. You never know what
could happen at this super Bowl? Like this, well it's
very festive, it's New Orleans, and I like that you're
(15:38):
going to try new things. So that what else we
let's talk about our Oh what went into I was
going to say, what what do you what goes into
what you wear? A lot of people have been asking
me this, and you know what I love about this
is that I think for years I never really wanted
to be like, oh, it's just don't worry about it.
I'm just blending in and I'm doing the game. No
f that like, and I I'm gonna praise our girl.
(16:01):
I'm gonna praise Taylor for making it cool to be like,
I'm a woman and I love sports, and I just
it's good. Were you like we can look great? What
goes into what you wear for Super Bowl? I have
some doozy outfits. I'm so excited about mine this year.
I think a lot of it is just if it
has sparkle, if it's something that's like I would never wear.
(16:23):
It has to be special it's the super Bowl, but
also unfortunately functional for me still, well that's yeah, when
you're walking here doing how when you're walking this ass
up and down the sideline?
Speaker 2 (16:37):
Have you ever.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Tracked your steps? It's not really something I do. I
used to track my steps when I did both sidelines.
Now I feel like I'm a I'm a fake, Like
I'm not. I'm not doing the whole thing. You know,
don't Yeah, because you gets what sidelines? That's interesting?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
So what goes into it? No? I just want to
I mean, you know me, I don't plan too far ahead.
I mean, hi, I just got the dress today that
I'm gonna where And if you always do that so well.
You did that when we went to the Era's tour.
You pulled that off so well. And I look at
a procrastinator, But there's nothing wrong with a soccer mom.
(17:14):
She's still talking about it.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This is hey, Can I bring something up?
Speaker 1 (17:19):
I was talking about late is how my eyebrows chilled
out because I got off that serum. Isn't that insane?
I think here's what I You've still not said what
the serum is. Because some people want those eyebrows. You're
trying to like dumb them down. I gotta go get
I have to film miney and all these ares look
so good. I've started to use it maybe like twice
(17:41):
a week, but not the every day, because we saw
what happened when I used it every day. I mean,
it's no lie, it gets ya, it's great, it works.
What is it? Are you allowed to say the serream?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
It's a bogie?
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Okay? I mean it's unbelievable. But I think I was
really over using it, so which is not like you.
I feel like you're such a rule follower, like you
read the instruction. Remember that time you gave me the
self tanner for my face and I, oh my god,
went on, I mean, I look like Donald Trump. It
was wild, like the amount of self tanner that I
had on. I mean, my god, are you going to
(18:11):
get a tan before the super Bowl? Yeah, it's happening,
bomb Is. We're a week out. I mean, it's not
going to be left on me. Have you seen this
very Danzaget, I've actually gotten one before. No, No, that
girl's out. That one's out. You know, I got the
good one. That one was a trial and error. Okay,
(18:31):
more on the air side air. I'm gonna say this now,
I because I didn't say it at the time, but
now he's my coworker, so I can say this. I
used Caris as a girl she recommended, not who she's
using now, right before I went to Tom Brady's retirement
surprise retirement party in the Bahamas, and I was I
(18:53):
literally used it the night before we went, and Jared
was like whoa, And I'm like, it's gonna be fine,
it's gonna wear off, it's gonna be right. We flew
to New Jersey to go see our friends and then
fly with them to the Bahamas.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I showed up.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
I sat down at their table and the son looked
at me and goes, is that gonna come off?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
It was bad.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I know. I'm so sorry. My girlfriend Ashley gave me
a dove bar and a shower and said, hey, go
do yourself a favor. Oh my god. I was in
the ocean for the Bahamas, just laying there like. One
of the best parts of the story is TV walks out.
Everybody's like surprise, happy retirement. He walks around everyone and
(19:36):
gives everybody a hug, and he was like what Aaron, Wow?
And I said, yeah, you think I do this for
just anybody? No, happy retirement. I was fucking orange. I'm
so sorry because worked with her and she was obviously
using the wrong formula. It was. It was not it
was formula one, is what I Oh my god, well
(19:59):
you know what you were The checkered flag was there? Okay,
you were the first around the track with the orange glow.
So I'm so sorry. Yeah, bray Tan tomorrow and I'm
just gonna go when they say what color do you
want to be? As dark as possible, because then by
the time the game gets there.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
How are you going to keep it though?
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Because we are working out, We're you shower fifty times
a day? Yeah, but I feel like it's that's only
a what six days does dom shall add stuff to you? Right,
because Jillian will add stuff? Yeah, like a little you know,
I'm as Sally Hanson. Although I got a new one
now I don't know the name of it. I got
to look for it. I got a new one to
it really good. All right, we have a lot, we
(20:51):
have a lot of things. We're very excited. But also
I would like to point out, actually I don't want
to point this out. We have Ryan, our wonderful producer.
Now they're actually they're gonna grow on me. They're gonna
they're kind of cool. Yeah, I'm into it. These headlines, Okay,
let's do them first. One, I'm single and sick of
(21:13):
dating apps. I tried a crazy hack and got hundreds
of suitors. So I'm gonna my god, paraphrase this a
little bit because person's exhausted by dating apps. Okay, So
she wrote on a sign she wrote single and her
Instagram handle. She held up the poster at a game.
She was inundated with messages on the social media app
as eligible bachelors followed her account and tried to flirt
(21:34):
with her. Quote. Seems Instagram was an easier way than
That's awesome up to me. I'm so into this because
you and I have talked about this. I've never been
on a dating app either have you.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
But we have.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
Friends that are like exhausted by the experience, you know,
But then some of them work, like my sister met
her husband on match dot Com twenty years ago. Like,
there's plenty of instances in which it works. But I
can't see where you could get so exhausted on that
scrolling situation. So this is great. Holding up a sign
that says single with your Instagram handle fantastic, I love love,
(22:09):
love it. What would you write on your poster?
Speaker 2 (22:12):
Help? Have you seen that? Have you seen this stuff
on the news?
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Where is that? I don't like that choke. It's terrible
with everything going on in the world. Stop, no, it's
I don't like any of that. Yeah, okay. I got
engaged at my sister in law's wedding. It was mortifying
but unforgettable, all right. So this girl, Britney Brink, was
pulled onto the dance floor against her will to participate
(22:42):
in the bouquet toss for the bride, the sister of
Brink's boyfriend. God. This is already hard for me to follow.
I was almost annoyed. I don't need to come out
for the bouquet toss. Okay, I can't pronounce rich ask
Brink to marry him in the middle of his sister's reception. Immediately,
I go, why would you do this on your sister's
wedding day?
Speaker 2 (23:02):
Why would you do this?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
This sounds like a friend's episode, but it was the
bride's idea idea all along. She starts crying and says,
I really wanted you to have this moment. I really
wanted your aunt to be here for this proposal because
I know that she can't have your parents. Oh, I
know that you can't have your parents here. Turns out
the woman that was proposed to her parents both passed
away within months of each other. Okay, that's adorable. I
(23:24):
love that you don't need to be mortified.
Speaker 2 (23:26):
That's amazing.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
That changes everything. Yeah, it was so sweet, she adds,
And it just meant so much to me because without
the context of like the emotional aspect and the sister
being in on it, Yeah, that would be a bad
news situation. If you were proposed to at your sister
in law's wedding and then can you imagine if the
sister wasn't in on it, I'd be like, what the fuck?
(23:50):
This is my day? What are we doing over here
with provoking? But I don't have any weddings to go
to this summer? Do you know? This is why everyone
wants to married, because someone wants to have a party.
Because at this point, we're at the age where people
are take me out of the equation because we've already
done it. They're either getting married for the second time
(24:10):
or they're done. Like we're forty ish whatever, we are
mid forties, and it's like at this point like we're
either getting a divorce and trying again or we are
wifed up.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
I'm close to fifty with chrome nails, they look great.
Speaker 1 (24:25):
I can do it with a broken That's interesting. Yeah,
no wedding this summer. I really appreciate that. Unless it's
yours and it's a surprise wedding and you want to
surprise us.
Speaker 2 (24:36):
That would be so fun.
Speaker 1 (24:38):
Invited all of your great friends to the ranch and
you're like, we're just going to have a big party,
and then it was like, surprise, it's our wedding. Okay,
here's what I'm going to say that is awesome. Okay,
here's what I'm going to say about this. I'm never
getting married again. Okay, this is we've uh, we have
already talked about it. We have already went through all
(24:58):
the reasons.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Well, nobod talk to.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
Me about it. Okay, Well, listen, I will have a party.
Though I'm happy to have a party. There's just not
gonna be vows. Like why does it? Who cares about
the vows? Anyways? No one wants to listen to that
shit and promises and this and that. Do that on
your own time. People just want to show up for
the party. So if you want me to have a party,
I can do that. I'm just not going to have
a wedding party. I just want you guys to be
(25:22):
together forever. Well, when I want to celebrate you being
together forever, well, you're adorable. Do you want us to do? Like,
why don't we just draft up on a piece of
paper and we'll just sign that and then that's it.
There's no legal paperwork filed at the courthouse or you know,
any of that crap. If you want us to sign
it for you, I will do that, but it's not
(25:42):
a legal marriage. I watch friends a lot, and you
remind me so much of Jennifer Aniston's character in from
Nice to Stand. I literally watch it on the road
on YouTube TV. Not an ad, but I'd love it
to be while I'm brushing my teeth, while I'm washing
(26:03):
my face. It gives me comfort. And lately I've been
watching the wedding between Chandler and Monica, which makes me
so sad for Matthew Perry. But when Joey talks about
his two best friends getting married, I just want to
say that at your wedding. Okay, hey, do you want
to do how about we do this? Okay, let's take
(26:24):
it to the streets and the calm down community. How
do you feel about because I like a theme, you know,
I love a costume. I love a theme. We could
have a not wedding wedding, so it's not a wedding,
but it's a wedding that just is a union. Look
at how interested you are in this. You're dealing with
your kid. What's like is he okay, he's starting to
(26:44):
get sick. Okay, so take it to the streets back again,
go ahead, No, we need to I want I wanted
to say he's fine. I've got to get over this.
They get sick all the time. Okay, go ahead, Okay,
we'll take it to the street. You are going to
take it to the streets for my situation, But this
is a fluid conversation.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
It's the other one's coming out of his nose.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
That's my point. The other we're going to take to
the streets with the calm down community, all the real
mothers out there, not me who pretends to have children,
I don't have them. How can you help, Aaron? I
want you to write into our dione act like this
guy is following. Everyone knows what less what advice other
mothers have on night, not being a hypochondriac or worrying
too much, because that's a real thing, that's your baby.
(27:25):
Of course you're going to be worried about him, but
like that in between of he's okay, he's just he's fine. Okay,
So take it to the streets that I want my
Chandler Monica wedding.
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Go ahead, okay, I'll have it. Not wedding wedding.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I just I'm not going to sign any paperwork or
legally get married.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
But if you want us to.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Do that for you, I do I will what's the word,
I will what your wishes. I will not appreciate your wishes.
I will respect your wishes. It's not like you're dying.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Am I doing?
Speaker 1 (28:00):
What? Do you respect my wishes? What that I don't
legally want to get married? I feel like I'm pushing
it on you. No, you're not. The decision was all mine.
You're not the only one that you know says that
they want Steve and I to get married because they
know I'm so happy, and oh that's great. But it's
the same way that you wanted me to have a baby,
and I'm not going to have a baby, and like,
which I told you last night, which I'd like to
(28:21):
open it up to this, you really threw that on me,
and I don't think it's a random story. You were like,
so I decided not to have a baby, and I
was like, which, you were getting kicked out of the restaurant,
And you're telling me this, which you have known and
everyone that has listened to this podcast. I have made
the conscious decision not to have children. But there was
(28:41):
a big moment that the fertility clinic sent me the
final notification that my eggs Because if you don't renew
your storage every year, and it's you know, it's a
couple thousand dollars. It's a small price and the big
scheme of things for what you're doing. But for me,
I'm like, I don't need to keep paying the storage
fee anymore because I don't need to have the eggs.
But then I wrote back, which, by the way, they
(29:02):
haven't written me back. I wrote back on the email.
I was like, well, I'd like to donate my eggs,
and I don't think that's just like something you should
write back on the email.
Speaker 2 (29:09):
They're going to follow up.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I'm sure you're gonna do a whole legal thing because
they're not going to want to be sued, so you're
gonna have to do a whole legal thing.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1 (29:18):
I don't. Yeah, but I'm like, does has anyone? Does
anyone have any information on this because I would like
to donate I don't have a lot of eggs, but
I have eight really good ones, and i'd like to
donate that to someone because you know, you and I
have talked about at at length that the struggles that
people go through to have babies, and so I would
like my eggs to be out there in the world
(29:39):
and be a child one day. And I'm sure there's
a lot of people that would like your eggs. Well, look,
i'm fun, I'm flirty, i am great, I'm sporty, I'm athletic. Anyways, No,
I just feel like, is that a thing am I
allowed to do that? I don't know.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Yeah, I think it's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
I think there's gonna be a little bit more paper
work than you just being like, hey, i'd like to
donate my eggs.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
Thanks.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Bye.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
It's like me going down to good Will and donating clothes.
I can't just drop them off. Okay, interesting, all right,
we'll look into that. We'll deal with that post super Bowl.
But in the meantime, I love you. I can't wait
to work another super Bowl alongside you, to root you on,
to cheer you on, And just what are you most
excited about.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I'm most excited about being with you.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I think that this, to me is always a really
really special thing in life. That and the biggest moments
of our career that we get to do it alongside
each other, or I get to root you on when
my pregame stuff is done and then the game starts
and I just Yeah. I think it's very unique that
we get to do a job that we both love
and do it alongside one another and with all the
(30:43):
people that we love that we work with. So yeah,
very excited. And the matchup's fucking great. The matchup is rut.
So let's go tune in Sunday on Fox five hour
pregame show and let the game again. Guess who we're
asking for in our meeting after practice?
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Is that funny bunny? Chris?
Speaker 1 (31:04):
Just stop?
Speaker 2 (31:05):
Great? Body's great?
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Great backstory on Chris Jones Thursday Night Football that comes
up on set? Does the interview whatever? He's about to
walk off set speaking of nail polish color? See how
we bring it all back here? All all comes back?
Look at that. He looks at me and he goes,
was that funny bunny and the fact that he knew
the nail love color? I said, you know what I'm
(31:28):
going to do. I might put funny Bunny on these nails.
I got a nail appointment Monday. What are you doing
with Gronk? What's happening there? You guys are adorable in
that promo? What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (31:39):
Are you and Gronk doing something together?
Speaker 1 (31:42):
You think that I've read any itinerary. I mean, we
promoted during our game. It's one of the biggest and
best Super Bowl parties out there, hosted by CHRISA. Thompson
and Rob Gronkowski. Do you not know what it is? No,
I have no idea get the promo together. Well, they
just said, hey, you're gonna do something fun with Gronk. Can.
I was like, let's do it, because every day is
a good day with Gronk. You don't know what are
(32:04):
you working Monday though? Yeah, I'm working Monday. Julian Edelman,
myself and Mark Sanchez are in Los Angeles. Peter Schrager
and I think Christina are in New Orleans already, and
they'll do media day and we'll just throw it back
and forth the studio. It's a kickoff show. I thought
that's what you were doing with Gronk. No, well, maybe
he's maybe he's there. I don't, you know, I don't
(32:25):
really read the fine print. So we'll find out. Guys.
It'll be a surprise for everybody, you know, as matter surprise.
How cute this jacket is? Where by Aaron Andrews' Super
Bowl gear? This Rebecca macuff Hey, will you tell everybody
where they can get all this stuff. I don't know
where to go. Yeah. So the super Bowl gear that
you have on right now, that bomber jacket, we have
several styles of our where super Bowl gear. It's available
(32:50):
on whereby EA, NFL shop fanatics dot com.
Speaker 2 (32:53):
Also, if you're going to New Orleans, we have a
whole pop.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Up shop at the convention Center which is super fun,
ghost buy check it out. The leather jacket is available
now on Fanatics and also on Rebecca Mankoff's website as well.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
So that's super cute.
Speaker 1 (33:08):
Come on, this is you, guys. I can't say enough
about the buttery leather. It smells so good. It smells rich.
You know some of these like cheesy jackets and you're like, oh,
that's not real leather. This is so rich. I size jackets,
the hard wa walking billboard. Oh my god. Well guess
what if you're looking for me in New Orleans, I'll
be in all of these things. So I'm excited. I
(33:31):
love you, Happy super Bowl Week, and thank you Calm
Down community for being supported us. If you guys see
us out there day, scream calm down and we'll say
we will love you, guys, Love, Love You. Calm Down
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