August 18, 2021 • 21 mins
Jess' twin pulled up for this week's episode! Jess and Prince recap the highs and lows of their traveling experiences. Expect some drama, personality breakdowns and baecations!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Canfully Reckless, the production of Our Heart Radio
and the Black Effect, And just like that, we're back
(00:20):
on the air. Welcome back to another carefully reckless episode
with your Girl just hilarious. Look, I got my twenty
here today, y'all, Princes say, what up? What? Yeah? That's
my twin y'all seeing with me all the time. All right,
So look, ain't no storytime today, and it hasn't been
storytime lately, so I want to hear nothing. All right.
So we're gonna be talking about friends, different types of friends,
and then friends going on trips and traveling and ship right, okay, cool,
(00:45):
we have some interesting trips that't we? Man? What okay? Looks?
So the first trip that we went on was Malleable
and we went to Malible with Joey and Joey is
my best friend in l A. It was me, Joey,
Prince Sina Lawrence like all of Joey's sisters. And we
(01:09):
had a particular friend that we bought. Oh man, yo,
yes yo, we really bought that bitch. You have to
bring a bit on a trip, and she caused all issues,
all the fucking issues, and don't nobody even noticed bitch
like nobody even know, y'o. And it's like you off
the rip coming crazy at these people, like, oh my gosh,
(01:32):
it them burst the funk out of me. I had
to play referee old from she was just as much
as your friend, and she was mine. And ship, Oh
my god, I mean it's safe to say we ain't
friends with this bitch now. But nigga, thank god, Oh
my god. So first thing, it was one nigga on
(01:53):
the trip. It was the nigga Lawrence and that's you know,
that's Joy brother, that's the homeboy. You know, that's big
big elk. I mean niggle trip because I was sick up.
Oh bitch, my bad, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Bro.
He like bitch is because I'm gay. No, don't do that,
(02:14):
how to like my big I'm so sorry, bro, okay
my big Yeah. Alright, So it was two niggas. It
was two guys on the trip, y'all, with a bunch
of women, a bunch of it was like, I guess
it's like what seven eight girls and ship? Alright, cool,
So imagine the ratio for a man and woman. It's crazy.
(02:38):
A lot of fishy ship going on. Damn that's just
what it was, not in the smelly way. Hold on,
hold the funk up, Hold up, I'm not fucking playing
with you not. It's a lot of it was giving
very much tune to fish slide who the smelled like
some fucking soon the fish bitch because I don't have
a think nobody was a lot of pussy in there.
(03:01):
Oh yeah, I don't ever it was real fishy and
bit it was really smelly, like no, yeah, it was
a bitch wh I said it wasn't smelling alright, alright now.
There was a lot of attitudes and it was like
(03:23):
hosting a fucking bad girls club. I sweater god, oh
my god. It was crazy. Everybody had an attitude with
everybody in the house and you walking around confused and
high trying to have fun. We're screaming and sucking, smoking
and not pop drinking and fucking give it up. Why drinking?
(03:54):
The jagger sure he was having fun and the house
and then yeah, we ain't need no handy time. He
was going on his end. And then all we knew
was one would come up and say I'm ready to go,
because like this is not what the ready do really
smit her and her sisters, And I'm like, bitch, is
only one of you? You your sister here, bitch, that's
(04:16):
her and her sisters. All right now you run around
starting and Ship. I'm gonna let it beat you up.
I'm gonna let I can't keep playing this game. You
walk in there like the nigga likes you and Ship.
This man don't even know you're this madness. He's just
like messmearized. Bitch. Did he tell you that he was
(04:38):
never even looking at us? Did like? And I think
the little system me because he liked me. Bitch, what
are you talking about? Who the funk are you? Yes? Girl? Ship,
and then the fucking outfit. Oh my god, yo, everything
everything is everything, everything, everything was so jaman like. And
(05:00):
it was her birthday. It was mind you, it was
Joey's birthday, right, it was my friend's birthday. Yo. This
bitch literally came like she was going to a wedding
every day. Like it was like a like a beat
Safari wedding. Like she looked like a biggest angel on
the beach. Yeah, and it wasn't bad. It wasn't appropriate
for what the funk we were doing. Yeah, it wasn't bad.
(05:20):
It was everything was giving photo shoot though it you
know what I mean? And then she was hot a
couple of times too. She was how to ship. She's like,
it's how to shout out him like bitch. That's because
you're working around like son leathing every day all day. Faith. Yeah,
because she had the little veil ship on the back side.
(05:43):
You'll remember that. Hold up, what are you going? Yo?
And it's the last thing because we can talk about
this ship all day. Remember she was on the couch
right and she was sucking. She was on the phones.
So my boyfriend and ship and we was all day
and it was ray lead, we re going to do something,
um And must have asked her what she was when
she was like, I don't know, but I'm ready to
come home. Yeah, everybody's talking around, Joey talking around. I
(06:06):
was like, you know, I'm gonna get sun to each y'all.
Let's go, because like Nick is angry. I was just
trying to like break, oh my god, the monotony, like
oh please, oh my lord. Trip. It was a shady
as trip, which I want so hog. I probably would
have enjoyed it a little bit more if I was
paying attention. Yeah, oh my goodness. And when the funk
(06:29):
I went to Believe, hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up? That tripped on the count bro
that was for that was my birthday? Well we share birthday,
so that don't count. Next up ject, Oh my god. Okay,
so he didn't go. Yeah, she left me, y'all, and
I did go to Believes. Then she got there, ain't
and talked to me. I couldn't talk to you. You
(06:51):
wanted my bill to be a million hours. Fuck, I'm
not paying them allions? You right, you right right? Be No, seriously,
you don't even have a good time. It was two
days late. I did have a good time when I
got there. I was. I was two days late because
(07:12):
I got stuck in Miami. She was getting her head done, y'all.
First of all, she was getting her hand down in
the hotel. Y'all. Don't that. I was getting my hair done.
So I definitely was. But that's because I didn't like
the girl who did it before. I mean, I didn't
like it how she did it before, and it was
sucked up. But I was not celebrating my twenty nine
birthday like that. Not still talking about Believes though, he Yo,
(07:36):
look bitch, just my mother because you just all right?
Then way we go? What else were going? The bit?
We went to Puerto Ricoco? Yeah, we did. That was fun,
know the funk. It wasn't the best part with the
plane ride. Oh ship, what happened in Puerto Rico? Wait?
But what is that? Nothing? Exactly nothing. We didn't do nothing,
(08:00):
Oh my goodness. We dressed up to go to a
Chinese restaurant because everything was closed. Oh and that's when
I did too many of them sucking rooms and I
felt like the floor was swallowing me, and I was like,
what the fuck? And then I started eating some broccoli
and it wasn't broccoli to me, and I was like, Yo,
I'm gonna tell y'all something later, but I don't want it.
Was like, we leave out of here, I'm gonna tell
(08:21):
y'all something, and I'm not gonna tell y'all now because
I don't want to scare the ship out of y'all.
But I'm gonna tell y'all something. Then we got the
restaurant was like what you had to tell you? Was
like I don't even remember. Yeah, why, But then I
was like, Yo, the broccoli isn't really was like, okay,
I could see that visit shut up. But no, seriously,
(08:44):
so we really didn't do anythinging like back to Belie. Yeah.
So when I first star tecause I ziplined, I parasailed,
I swam with the sharks and didn't know. I'm sorry, No,
(09:04):
that's the only thing I didn't do. I didn't I
didn't feel safe, and they did that when I was
stuck in Miami, because remember I came like two days late,
like a day and a half late, right right right, yo,
Miamimi to Miami. You was about to fight Floyd Maywether's
people and ship that big as asked what bottom, But
I was going to fight you know those niggas biggest. No,
(09:31):
we know you're not that gonna dance a little bit
like please don't have this mask on, just what it is.
But that was a good trip though. That was a
family trip, so you know me, you ash mom? What
else did we do there? We do we do an excursions. No, actually,
this is this kind of boring these trips. We gotta
go on a good one. We're good people because the
(09:54):
people gotta understand you got different friends for different ships.
So when you go on these trips, it's always the
same group of different bitches like all the time. Like
you got the bossy bitch like that, that would be London.
That would be our London. Like getting upt seven o'clock.
I'm them all, y'all so we can go to the
qui um. They got a new um fish taking any
(10:15):
I don't want to see this. Then we got my soldiers.
That's why we like damn for you. How is it
a vacation if we got our work, like a fucking
school trip, not a fucking vacation trip. We've grown. Then
you got the real rich bitch, which is you, that's
gonna come and that's just gonna serve every time, Like
(10:36):
I'm here, bitch, They're gonna know we're here. I don't
give a funk. I got money. Fuck it is what
it is, right, that's you. Then you got the one
friend who's a fake rich bitch. Then you got the
fake orite bitch that's broke trying to keep up with
the real rich bitch. Just out this bitch winging it
and you don't even have a plane ticket back home,
(10:58):
but just bit it. Oh my goodness, Oh yeah, hard Okay,
sitting on the sofa talking about they ain't got no
more rooms in this hotel, bitch. Yes they do, Yes
they do. I must have reached my max with my
car today. But you don't have no way. Oh my god,
(11:18):
I don't have no money. Then you got the clueless
friend that's just always in their phone. I don't know
what the funk. Definitely, yes, y'all, Yeah you got. You
got the bit that's on the phone wanting to get
the whole time on the phone with hard guys. I'm
all bad. I wish you was here all that like,
(11:39):
it was just that, but texting to hold another nigga
the whole time, the whole time. You got the friend
that you never see that met. People want to beat
your intense and disappear for ours and come back to
my Hey, y'all, was that's a true experience. It's crazy. No,
that's real. Ship, that's funny. Now we got a commercial
and if you click off this podcast, I swear I'm
gonna beat your ass. Listen. What about going on vacations
(12:04):
with Bay? How many vacations have you been on? Zero? Zero?
Never been? Really never been? How many have you been
on too? Oh no, no, I've been on three. I'm
telling me about but I want to know what happened.
Um a matter of fact, I don't only give a
funk about the trips because I know how they go
in your eight slept funk, got up and did it
(12:26):
all over again. Oh my good, Okay, Jamaica, Puerto Rico.
And I mean that's Miami. Ain't really a Bay trip
because Miami is like down the street. Yeah, but like honestly,
I wasn't down the strip so bit down the street,
I know, but I wasn't down the strip, only down
the streets down the strip. Yeah, it's a nice places
(12:47):
of Miami, Like it's not only it's not only to
be you know what I'm saying. It's really nice talking
because he was in the jeep with the doors are okay?
So so how do you get to that though? Like,
how how do you get to that Bay trip stage?
Like how would you gotta start with dating a person
first to realize that you could deal with them here? Yeah? No, no, no,
(13:08):
you're definitely right. You you're right about that. But some guys,
that depends on your bracket like of money or in
your your mental like which if you really really trying
to perception, you're not in the same city. You gonna
fly out, y'all go somewhere, like for the first time
I've done that. I've been on the trip for a
first date. But and and listen, that's different. And yes,
(13:29):
it's very different. And I mean I knew the person.
I just never dated the person. Okay, y'all just jumped
straight Yeah. So it was just like Okay, I got money,
you got money, whatever whatever you wanna when you when
are you free or I'm free here I would like
to see, let's go here. And I'm like, okay, that's nice,
Wenna go there. Make fin and short lived came back
(13:51):
the next day. I didn't even get the funk. It
was like, well, so that's a so that so what
did he do that was a deal breaker? Like that's
some things you probably would have realized dating first, Like
that would have been a deal break and you wouldn't
even got to that point, but because you jumped straight
into it, Like what was your deal break to be? Like, bit,
I'm going home tomorrow. He couldn't close his mouth. His
mouth was very big. He cannot close his mouth, like,
(14:13):
his teeth was huge, bottom lip droopy. It was like, ill,
how do you like hold it? Up for the pictures
like that, and even to tell of your videos like
how do you look? Like? Oh my god. It made
me very angry. I was like, oh, I cannot stare
at this all weekend and I'm not and I won't
and you will not kiss me like extra spit right,
(14:36):
like like I just and I'm just I'm not, Like
I can't do messy with your mouth. I can't. I
don't know. My deal break is for people, Yeah, people
that talked too much, people that talks too much attention
spaning like you, You're gonna lose me after like the
first if I really really really like you, I talked
(14:56):
too much? I no idea. He tells me that all
the time. I like how you throw that? That's nice, okay,
okay when over your heads? Okay, Um, yeah, somebody talked
too much, or somebody that just I don't know, Like
it'd be random ship that I my thought that was like,
and then to see it repeatedly, it'd be like, oh
(15:18):
my god, Like why did I even like that about
you in the first place? Oh my gosh, Like I
used to like those shoes, are you stop wearing them?
It was like all types of ship, Oh my God,
you only got one belt, right, Like, I like how
we talk with your hands when I first meet you.
Now every time you talk, I feel like you want
to fight, so oh my god, like every little thing.
I'm talking to this guy when something, and I liked
(15:40):
the way he laughed until like, yall, remember does he
do that ship? That ship? Yo? Just like his ass? No,
for real, that ship would piss me off. To bro,
I ain't even gonna lie. It was like, why are
you laughing like that? Yeah, you sound crazy? Shut the
(16:00):
funk up. It'd be like, what the fuck is that?
And I'm like, how the fund did I ever think
this was cute? Bitch? Goodbye? I don't even with you.
Oh man. My biggest deal breaker in the dating stage
with people, it's like, you know, how you meet somebody
(16:22):
up front and you talked about this before, but it's
actually true. Like you meet somebody at first and everything
is a one, like everything is on point, but as
time go on, it's like they stuff to decrease as
a person. You see likes be like he was getting
nails done every week, keep your head, you know what
I mean, done the haircut, whatever. Now it's like you're
(16:45):
like fun I'm is like, bitch, no, no for me
deal breaking baby moms like I'm telling you, And I'm
not saying I don't expect when the have kids, you
know what I'm saying, Like you can't have kids and
none of that ship. No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying,
like when you are still involved with the baby mom,
like you gotta be boundaries, They gotta be a level
of respect that y'all already have prior to me coming along. Absolutely,
(17:09):
because I can't grow with that like I cannot. I
can't deal with that ship. I've had agree with that
experience just because of who you are. Any nigga with
a baby bubba, they're gonna have a problem because in
their eyes, this nigga left me and I might have
been the best thing since sliced bread for this nigga.
Now this nigga went and got the whole fucking loafer bread.
(17:30):
That's always gonna be the issue with that baby mother.
That's that nigga really, you know, unless they really on something.
You and your baby father ship like ome boy homegirl
type ship, like you know, that's slow bro type ship,
you know what I mean. Like if it's like that
then it's cool, but typical baby mother ladyship with somebody.
That's always gonna be your issue because you you know
what I mean, that's just what it is. But what
is your idea of a first date though, like an
(17:51):
actual first day, not just no, oh I'm hungry. You're hungry,
let's just link and get something. But I act no,
hell no, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no no, So
first we would start with first It's like no, you know,
you know, I enjoy wining and dining, so you know,
I'm big on the little things like, you know, a
(18:13):
nice five star restaurant. You know, I would have a
driver come pick you up, getting the car, you know,
maybe some rules is in the car waiting for years Card,
you know some I'm a little cute like that taking
to the restaurant. Have you pulled up to the restaurant,
you know, and I'm may here waiting all. You know,
the whole experience where Card comes to the restaurant some flowers.
(18:35):
That is so me. Do something different, like I'm an experience.
Yeah that sounds really arrogant and cocky, but I don't
give a fun experience and that's good because that's how
I feel here and this experience only last for two weeks,
so you got to enjoy you Oh my god, I
know right, yes, Like I'm just like tomorrow. It's like
(18:57):
carefully reckless, you know it just experiences two weeks or
enjoy it. I'm gonna give you all I got, yo,
and if you last past or two weeks, then use
something special, you know, but you know, just the wine
to die and the whole experience. You know, I'm a vibe,
I'm an experience, so I'm gonna give you what I
expect back. And that's you know, that's really how the
two weeks don't go pod because don't really last because yeah,
(19:19):
and people don't not receive issue for me, because we
are givers, like as aquarious as natural, we give and
then we give a lot of ourselves, you know what
I'm saying, And it's not reciprocated all the time or
when it's not reciprocated, and it's really a motherfucker that
you're feeling. That ship is like oh nah, I'm gonna
(19:41):
sound like a bit, but that ship that should be hurting,
you know what, the fun like it's been on the
fucking dinner you couldn't even pay a two D like
you know, just like simple ship. Well, these niggas, man,
it's just what it is. What was your best first date?
The best best first date that I've had was like recently,
(20:05):
and it's it's really nice, like really nice when somebody
can like take you not too far away, but just
like out of your element, you know, and just you know,
let you have fun in their world, you know what
I mean, Like in their world ain't bad. It's like
it's nice. It's like, you know, compatible to yours and
they're in like kind of like that's a rare fun.
(20:28):
You might go hold on this one, I know. And
it's been more than two weeks. We'll see. Thanks for
stopping by, bitch, if you ever like me for stopping by.
Like I was just walking down the street and it
happened to see my fucking twin in the building and say,
oh ship, let me come over on the podcast, let
me hop on to you, like, bitch, what all right? No, okay,
(20:50):
I'm sorry, thank you for coming over. I'm really anywhere.
I only came here because you said you had drugs,
So where Oh my god? First of all, no I died,
bit yeah, for goot, the perks, the heroin, the crack
in the back. I just want some week. All that
other stuff I don't want it, theer shrooms, a couple
of an X bars from over Rooms, And just like that,
(21:16):
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Welcome to Canfully Reckless, the production of Our Heart Radio
and the Black Effect, And just like that, we're back
(00:20):
on the air. Welcome back to another carefully reckless episode
with your Girl just hilarious. Look, I got my twenty
here today, y'all, Princes say, what up? What? Yeah? That's
my twin y'all seeing with me all the time. All right,
So look, ain't no storytime today, and it hasn't been
storytime lately, so I want to hear nothing. All right.
So we're gonna be talking about friends, different types of friends,
and then friends going on trips and traveling and ship right, okay, cool,
(00:45):
we have some interesting trips that't we? Man? What okay? Looks?
So the first trip that we went on was Malleable
and we went to Malible with Joey and Joey is
my best friend in l A. It was me, Joey,
Prince Sina Lawrence like all of Joey's sisters. And we
(01:09):
had a particular friend that we bought. Oh man, yo,
yes yo, we really bought that bitch. You have to
bring a bit on a trip, and she caused all issues,
all the fucking issues, and don't nobody even noticed bitch
like nobody even know, y'o. And it's like you off
the rip coming crazy at these people, like, oh my gosh,
(01:32):
it them burst the funk out of me. I had
to play referee old from she was just as much
as your friend, and she was mine. And ship, Oh
my god, I mean it's safe to say we ain't
friends with this bitch now. But nigga, thank god, Oh
my god. So first thing, it was one nigga on
(01:53):
the trip. It was the nigga Lawrence and that's you know,
that's Joy brother, that's the homeboy. You know, that's big
big elk. I mean niggle trip because I was sick up.
Oh bitch, my bad, Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Bro.
He like bitch is because I'm gay. No, don't do that,
(02:14):
how to like my big I'm so sorry, bro, okay
my big Yeah. Alright, So it was two niggas. It
was two guys on the trip, y'all, with a bunch
of women, a bunch of it was like, I guess
it's like what seven eight girls and ship? Alright, cool,
So imagine the ratio for a man and woman. It's crazy.
(02:38):
A lot of fishy ship going on. Damn that's just
what it was, not in the smelly way. Hold on,
hold the funk up, Hold up, I'm not fucking playing
with you not. It's a lot of it was giving
very much tune to fish slide who the smelled like
some fucking soon the fish bitch because I don't have
a think nobody was a lot of pussy in there.
(03:01):
Oh yeah, I don't ever it was real fishy and
bit it was really smelly, like no, yeah, it was
a bitch wh I said it wasn't smelling alright, alright now.
There was a lot of attitudes and it was like
(03:23):
hosting a fucking bad girls club. I sweater god, oh
my god. It was crazy. Everybody had an attitude with
everybody in the house and you walking around confused and
high trying to have fun. We're screaming and sucking, smoking
and not pop drinking and fucking give it up. Why drinking?
(03:54):
The jagger sure he was having fun and the house
and then yeah, we ain't need no handy time. He
was going on his end. And then all we knew
was one would come up and say I'm ready to go,
because like this is not what the ready do really
smit her and her sisters, And I'm like, bitch, is
only one of you? You your sister here, bitch, that's
(04:16):
her and her sisters. All right now you run around
starting and Ship. I'm gonna let it beat you up.
I'm gonna let I can't keep playing this game. You
walk in there like the nigga likes you and Ship.
This man don't even know you're this madness. He's just
like messmearized. Bitch. Did he tell you that he was
(04:38):
never even looking at us? Did like? And I think
the little system me because he liked me. Bitch, what
are you talking about? Who the funk are you? Yes? Girl? Ship,
and then the fucking outfit. Oh my god, yo, everything
everything is everything, everything, everything was so jaman like. And
(05:00):
it was her birthday. It was mind you, it was
Joey's birthday, right, it was my friend's birthday. Yo. This
bitch literally came like she was going to a wedding
every day. Like it was like a like a beat
Safari wedding. Like she looked like a biggest angel on
the beach. Yeah, and it wasn't bad. It wasn't appropriate
for what the funk we were doing. Yeah, it wasn't bad.
(05:20):
It was everything was giving photo shoot though it you
know what I mean? And then she was hot a
couple of times too. She was how to ship. She's like,
it's how to shout out him like bitch. That's because
you're working around like son leathing every day all day. Faith. Yeah,
because she had the little veil ship on the back side.
(05:43):
You'll remember that. Hold up, what are you going? Yo?
And it's the last thing because we can talk about
this ship all day. Remember she was on the couch
right and she was sucking. She was on the phones.
So my boyfriend and ship and we was all day
and it was ray lead, we re going to do something,
um And must have asked her what she was when
she was like, I don't know, but I'm ready to
come home. Yeah, everybody's talking around, Joey talking around. I
(06:06):
was like, you know, I'm gonna get sun to each y'all.
Let's go, because like Nick is angry. I was just
trying to like break, oh my god, the monotony, like
oh please, oh my lord. Trip. It was a shady
as trip, which I want so hog. I probably would
have enjoyed it a little bit more if I was
paying attention. Yeah, oh my goodness. And when the funk
(06:29):
I went to Believe, hold up, hold up, hold up,
hold up, hold up? That tripped on the count bro
that was for that was my birthday? Well we share birthday,
so that don't count. Next up ject, Oh my god. Okay,
so he didn't go. Yeah, she left me, y'all, and
I did go to Believes. Then she got there, ain't
and talked to me. I couldn't talk to you. You
(06:51):
wanted my bill to be a million hours. Fuck, I'm
not paying them allions? You right, you right right? Be No, seriously,
you don't even have a good time. It was two
days late. I did have a good time when I
got there. I was. I was two days late because
(07:12):
I got stuck in Miami. She was getting her head done, y'all.
First of all, she was getting her hand down in
the hotel. Y'all. Don't that. I was getting my hair done.
So I definitely was. But that's because I didn't like
the girl who did it before. I mean, I didn't
like it how she did it before, and it was
sucked up. But I was not celebrating my twenty nine
birthday like that. Not still talking about Believes though, he Yo,
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look bitch, just my mother because you just all right?
Then way we go? What else were going? The bit?
We went to Puerto Ricoco? Yeah, we did. That was fun,
know the funk. It wasn't the best part with the
plane ride. Oh ship, what happened in Puerto Rico? Wait?
But what is that? Nothing? Exactly nothing. We didn't do nothing,
(08:00):
Oh my goodness. We dressed up to go to a
Chinese restaurant because everything was closed. Oh and that's when
I did too many of them sucking rooms and I
felt like the floor was swallowing me, and I was like,
what the fuck? And then I started eating some broccoli
and it wasn't broccoli to me, and I was like, Yo,
I'm gonna tell y'all something later, but I don't want it.
Was like, we leave out of here, I'm gonna tell
(08:21):
y'all something, and I'm not gonna tell y'all now because
I don't want to scare the ship out of y'all.
But I'm gonna tell y'all something. Then we got the
restaurant was like what you had to tell you? Was
like I don't even remember. Yeah, why, But then I
was like, Yo, the broccoli isn't really was like, okay,
I could see that visit shut up. But no, seriously,
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so we really didn't do anythinging like back to Belie. Yeah.
So when I first star tecause I ziplined, I parasailed,
I swam with the sharks and didn't know. I'm sorry, No,
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that's the only thing I didn't do. I didn't I
didn't feel safe, and they did that when I was
stuck in Miami, because remember I came like two days late,
like a day and a half late, right right right, yo,
Miamimi to Miami. You was about to fight Floyd Maywether's
people and ship that big as asked what bottom, But
I was going to fight you know those niggas biggest. No,
(09:31):
we know you're not that gonna dance a little bit
like please don't have this mask on, just what it is.
But that was a good trip though. That was a
family trip, so you know me, you ash mom? What
else did we do there? We do we do an excursions. No, actually,
this is this kind of boring these trips. We gotta
go on a good one. We're good people because the
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people gotta understand you got different friends for different ships.
So when you go on these trips, it's always the
same group of different bitches like all the time. Like
you got the bossy bitch like that, that would be London.
That would be our London. Like getting upt seven o'clock.
I'm them all, y'all so we can go to the
qui um. They got a new um fish taking any
(10:15):
I don't want to see this. Then we got my soldiers.
That's why we like damn for you. How is it
a vacation if we got our work, like a fucking
school trip, not a fucking vacation trip. We've grown. Then
you got the real rich bitch, which is you, that's
gonna come and that's just gonna serve every time, Like
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I'm here, bitch, They're gonna know we're here. I don't
give a funk. I got money. Fuck it is what
it is, right, that's you. Then you got the one
friend who's a fake rich bitch. Then you got the
fake orite bitch that's broke trying to keep up with
the real rich bitch. Just out this bitch winging it
and you don't even have a plane ticket back home,
(10:58):
but just bit it. Oh my goodness, Oh yeah, hard Okay,
sitting on the sofa talking about they ain't got no
more rooms in this hotel, bitch. Yes they do, Yes
they do. I must have reached my max with my
car today. But you don't have no way. Oh my god,
(11:18):
I don't have no money. Then you got the clueless
friend that's just always in their phone. I don't know
what the funk. Definitely, yes, y'all, Yeah you got. You
got the bit that's on the phone wanting to get
the whole time on the phone with hard guys. I'm
all bad. I wish you was here all that like,
(11:39):
it was just that, but texting to hold another nigga
the whole time, the whole time. You got the friend
that you never see that met. People want to beat
your intense and disappear for ours and come back to
my Hey, y'all, was that's a true experience. It's crazy. No,
that's real. Ship, that's funny. Now we got a commercial
and if you click off this podcast, I swear I'm
gonna beat your ass. Listen. What about going on vacations
(12:04):
with Bay? How many vacations have you been on? Zero? Zero?
Never been? Really never been? How many have you been
on too? Oh no, no, I've been on three. I'm
telling me about but I want to know what happened.
Um a matter of fact, I don't only give a
funk about the trips because I know how they go
in your eight slept funk, got up and did it
(12:26):
all over again. Oh my good, Okay, Jamaica, Puerto Rico.
And I mean that's Miami. Ain't really a Bay trip
because Miami is like down the street. Yeah, but like honestly,
I wasn't down the strip so bit down the street,
I know, but I wasn't down the strip, only down
the streets down the strip. Yeah, it's a nice places
(12:47):
of Miami, Like it's not only it's not only to
be you know what I'm saying. It's really nice talking
because he was in the jeep with the doors are okay?
So so how do you get to that though? Like,
how how do you get to that Bay trip stage?
Like how would you gotta start with dating a person
first to realize that you could deal with them here? Yeah? No, no, no,
(13:08):
you're definitely right. You you're right about that. But some guys,
that depends on your bracket like of money or in
your your mental like which if you really really trying
to perception, you're not in the same city. You gonna
fly out, y'all go somewhere, like for the first time
I've done that. I've been on the trip for a
first date. But and and listen, that's different. And yes,
(13:29):
it's very different. And I mean I knew the person.
I just never dated the person. Okay, y'all just jumped
straight Yeah. So it was just like Okay, I got money,
you got money, whatever whatever you wanna when you when
are you free or I'm free here I would like
to see, let's go here. And I'm like, okay, that's nice,
Wenna go there. Make fin and short lived came back
(13:51):
the next day. I didn't even get the funk. It
was like, well, so that's a so that so what
did he do that was a deal breaker? Like that's
some things you probably would have realized dating first, Like
that would have been a deal break and you wouldn't
even got to that point, but because you jumped straight
into it, Like what was your deal break to be? Like, bit,
I'm going home tomorrow. He couldn't close his mouth. His
mouth was very big. He cannot close his mouth, like,
(14:13):
his teeth was huge, bottom lip droopy. It was like, ill,
how do you like hold it? Up for the pictures
like that, and even to tell of your videos like
how do you look? Like? Oh my god. It made
me very angry. I was like, oh, I cannot stare
at this all weekend and I'm not and I won't
and you will not kiss me like extra spit right,
(14:36):
like like I just and I'm just I'm not, Like
I can't do messy with your mouth. I can't. I
don't know. My deal break is for people, Yeah, people
that talked too much, people that talks too much attention
spaning like you, You're gonna lose me after like the
first if I really really really like you, I talked
(14:56):
too much? I no idea. He tells me that all
the time. I like how you throw that? That's nice, okay,
okay when over your heads? Okay, Um, yeah, somebody talked
too much, or somebody that just I don't know, Like
it'd be random ship that I my thought that was like,
and then to see it repeatedly, it'd be like, oh
(15:18):
my god, Like why did I even like that about
you in the first place? Oh my gosh, Like I
used to like those shoes, are you stop wearing them?
It was like all types of ship, Oh my God,
you only got one belt, right, Like, I like how
we talk with your hands when I first meet you.
Now every time you talk, I feel like you want
to fight, so oh my god, like every little thing.
I'm talking to this guy when something, and I liked
(15:40):
the way he laughed until like, yall, remember does he
do that ship? That ship? Yo? Just like his ass? No,
for real, that ship would piss me off. To bro,
I ain't even gonna lie. It was like, why are
you laughing like that? Yeah, you sound crazy? Shut the
(16:00):
funk up. It'd be like, what the fuck is that?
And I'm like, how the fund did I ever think
this was cute? Bitch? Goodbye? I don't even with you.
Oh man. My biggest deal breaker in the dating stage
with people, it's like, you know, how you meet somebody
(16:22):
up front and you talked about this before, but it's
actually true. Like you meet somebody at first and everything
is a one, like everything is on point, but as
time go on, it's like they stuff to decrease as
a person. You see likes be like he was getting
nails done every week, keep your head, you know what
I mean, done the haircut, whatever. Now it's like you're
(16:45):
like fun I'm is like, bitch, no, no for me
deal breaking baby moms like I'm telling you, And I'm
not saying I don't expect when the have kids, you
know what I'm saying, Like you can't have kids and
none of that ship. No, I'm not saying that. I'm saying,
like when you are still involved with the baby mom,
like you gotta be boundaries, They gotta be a level
of respect that y'all already have prior to me coming along. Absolutely,
(17:09):
because I can't grow with that like I cannot. I
can't deal with that ship. I've had agree with that
experience just because of who you are. Any nigga with
a baby bubba, they're gonna have a problem because in
their eyes, this nigga left me and I might have
been the best thing since sliced bread for this nigga.
Now this nigga went and got the whole fucking loafer bread.
(17:30):
That's always gonna be the issue with that baby mother.
That's that nigga really, you know, unless they really on something.
You and your baby father ship like ome boy homegirl
type ship, like you know, that's slow bro type ship,
you know what I mean. Like if it's like that
then it's cool, but typical baby mother ladyship with somebody.
That's always gonna be your issue because you you know
what I mean, that's just what it is. But what
is your idea of a first date though, like an
(17:51):
actual first day, not just no, oh I'm hungry. You're hungry,
let's just link and get something. But I act no,
hell no, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no, no no, So
first we would start with first It's like no, you know,
you know, I enjoy wining and dining, so you know,
I'm big on the little things like, you know, a
(18:13):
nice five star restaurant. You know, I would have a
driver come pick you up, getting the car, you know,
maybe some rules is in the car waiting for years Card,
you know some I'm a little cute like that taking
to the restaurant. Have you pulled up to the restaurant,
you know, and I'm may here waiting all. You know,
the whole experience where Card comes to the restaurant some flowers.
(18:35):
That is so me. Do something different, like I'm an experience.
Yeah that sounds really arrogant and cocky, but I don't
give a fun experience and that's good because that's how
I feel here and this experience only last for two weeks,
so you got to enjoy you Oh my god, I
know right, yes, Like I'm just like tomorrow. It's like
(18:57):
carefully reckless, you know it just experiences two weeks or
enjoy it. I'm gonna give you all I got, yo,
and if you last past or two weeks, then use
something special, you know, but you know, just the wine
to die and the whole experience. You know, I'm a vibe,
I'm an experience, so I'm gonna give you what I
expect back. And that's you know, that's really how the
two weeks don't go pod because don't really last because yeah,
(19:19):
and people don't not receive issue for me, because we
are givers, like as aquarious as natural, we give and
then we give a lot of ourselves, you know what
I'm saying, And it's not reciprocated all the time or
when it's not reciprocated, and it's really a motherfucker that
you're feeling. That ship is like oh nah, I'm gonna
(19:41):
sound like a bit, but that ship that should be hurting,
you know what, the fun like it's been on the
fucking dinner you couldn't even pay a two D like
you know, just like simple ship. Well, these niggas, man,
it's just what it is. What was your best first date?
The best best first date that I've had was like recently,
(20:05):
and it's it's really nice, like really nice when somebody
can like take you not too far away, but just
like out of your element, you know, and just you know,
let you have fun in their world, you know what
I mean, Like in their world ain't bad. It's like
it's nice. It's like, you know, compatible to yours and
they're in like kind of like that's a rare fun.
(20:28):
You might go hold on this one, I know. And
it's been more than two weeks. We'll see. Thanks for
stopping by, bitch, if you ever like me for stopping by.
Like I was just walking down the street and it
happened to see my fucking twin in the building and say,
oh ship, let me come over on the podcast, let
me hop on to you, like, bitch, what all right? No, okay,
(20:50):
I'm sorry, thank you for coming over. I'm really anywhere.
I only came here because you said you had drugs,
So where Oh my god? First of all, no I died,
bit yeah, for goot, the perks, the heroin, the crack
in the back. I just want some week. All that
other stuff I don't want it, theer shrooms, a couple
of an X bars from over Rooms, And just like that,
(21:16):
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(21:43):
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