January 4, 2023 • 51 mins
Things are getting so heavy and too serious so what better way to lighten it up then to get lit. Gerald pronounced JUR AWLD (Ron Metellus) is out “sick” (he quit because of creative differences) so Janelis is joined by prodigy of Fat Man Scoop and professional hype man, The Fat Doctor (David Rey Martinez) to talk about hot topics like how the global temperature is HEATING UP. Then she is joined by reggaetonero Memeito (Mariel Grullon) who is an ambassador and whose global appeal gets confusing as Janelis realizes that Memeito is not really speaking any intelligible language.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're listening the finest and radio entertainment, The Jannellis Jay Show.
You're so creative. That's one of the things I like
about JA. I don't know what I'm doing. I know
what I'm doing. Hey, everyone, welcome to Yeah, another episode
(00:27):
of I Heart Radio's Finest, The Jannellis Jay Show. Who
know me? I've been in the hip hop industry for
thirty plus years and I'm ready to have fun with y'all.
Everything's so heavy right now. We got Covid, we got Hovid,
you got Nova, we got Hova. Who owes me money?
(00:49):
Jay Z does owe me money? I'm gonna say, I'm
gonna put it out there, but that's neither here nor there.
We got a good show, listen. I just wanted to
show to be all good vibes, all happy, all bubbly.
You know what I'm saying. I want you to feel
the same way everyone felt that trusting night in two
thousand three when my single I Touched Your Dick Last
Night was on the number one top charts. So I'm
(01:12):
rebringing back that and we're gonna have a fun show
for you. That's gonna started for this show. You know,
I fired uh girards. He was just doing too much
and yet not enough. So funny how that can happen.
So you know, Gerard, uh, you know, funk off. And
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you know I got a new hype man. I got
this hype man. He's really dope. He's a prodigy of
fat Man school. You know what I'm saying. He's out here.
He could only call me on the phone. He couldn't
come in a studio. So you know that's neither here
nor there. It's gonna still be lit. Everyone give it
up for the Fat Doctor. Yea, that's exactly the kind
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of energy you see. Jaro was not coming to me
with that kind of energy. And that's here's back. Get
him off, Get him off. If this is a showtime
at the Apollo, the clowns would have come out with
that damn stick. But yo again, you know, I'm so
happy to have the Fact Doctor here. He's gonna hype
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it up and need some energy, You need some fun.
And this this is the hype party edition of the
Jennalis Jay Show. You know me, I love the party.
I love it. Yes, so party yo, yo, yes, yes,
(02:52):
that's exactly what I'm talking about. See, this is what
I'm talking about this the energy I mean, and we're
gonna get the show started with tea time. Jenellis handy
and lovin in your tea all day, every day, honey, uh,
spoonful of tea. Heeps the doctor away, but not the
(03:15):
Fat Doctor because we're here. I'm tea time. Listen. The
last episode, it was all about radical transparency. It was
all serious blah blah blah. Nicki Minajh captain, critics, incriminating herself. Whatever.
This episode, we're gonna lighting things up. We have the
Fat Doctor here, you know, mad light, mad fun. You
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know what I'm saying. We're gonna take a break from
celebrity gossip because that ship could be so dark, dark energy,
dark vibes, vibes off. They make deals with the devil.
That's exactly what I'm saying. I love your energy. So
we're gonna talk about something like, we're gonna talk about
the weather. I want to keep it light and tight.
The man got doctor. So for our first headline, are
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you ready, Fat Doctor? Right? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Within
the next two decades, global temperatures that's a couple of years,
twenty years, global temperatures are likely to rise at one
point five degree celsius. It's getting high in here. In
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twenty nineteen, global carbon emissions from fossil fuel and fossil
fuel industries reached a high of thirty six point forty
four billion metric tons in emissions. Sound that's heavy, dog,
that's heavy. In emissions fell by five point eight percent
due to COVID oh and the resulting economic crisis. But
(04:55):
despite last year's reverse trendy emissions are expect it to
again grow by nearly five percent to thirty three billion punks.
Let's hear what the executive director of the International Energy
Agency has to say. This is a dire warning that
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the economic recovery from the COVID crisis is currently anything
but sustainable for our climate. Unless governments around the world
move for a rapidly to start cutting a mission, we
are likely to face an even worse situation in we
gotta move baby. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
(05:39):
Next uh, next story. The last seven years have been
the warmest on record tank top season all of year around.
That's what I'm talking about. The last seven years have
been the warmest seven years on records, type of fining,
The on growing and dramatic warming trend just from the
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Godden Institute of Space Studies Director Gavin Schmidt. Smitty, you
know what SMI has to say, Whether one year is
a record or not, it's not really that important. The
important things that are these long term trends. With these trends,
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and as the human impact on the climate increases, we
have to expect that record will continue to be broken
or breaking records out here exactly the next story. We
got more stories for you. Don't just stop there. It's
not just more than one million species are at risk
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of extinction by calling it change. Come on, one million.
So this is a question we got for you. Imagine
dressing up as a fraud for Halloween and then having
to explain it the generations, what it was and why
it's gone on those. Top of all, amphibians are at
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risk of extinction during the climate change, So this could
be a reality if we don't have soon. Yeah, yeah,
what the weather frogs that you know what we saying
us extinction is a natural phenomenon, claiming about five species
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per year, but some experts suggests we're in the midst
of six mass extinction when that is caused mostly by
human activity. Scientists estimate dozens of species of plants and
animals currently go extinct each day, nearly one thousand times
the natural radeles. Literally, yeah, we're killing that. We're killing them,
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just like you are with the energy. And we loved out.
Doctor got him all right? Next, Sorry, climate change is
already happening, and it's detrimental to human life too. Is
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hurting people exactly. Rising temperature is coupled with a growing
number of people in cities and increasing population of the elderly,
have increased heat related death, according to a twenty eighteen
study in The Lancet WHOA right there. I don't think
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you know when polym remains. The report concluded that the
lack of adaptive capacities and effort towards reducing emissions threatened
human lives and the national health systems people rely on
by pushing services to their limit and disrupting core infrastructure.
Vulnerable communities already being hit first and worst. It's always
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the hood first, just like my single went popping in
the hood first. You know what I'm saying. Hey, hey, hey, hey, alright,
last story. Many leaders are still not taking climate change seriously,
although it's been five years since the Paris Agreement entered
into force. Sounds sounds heavy. None of the world's major
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economies are on track to keep global warming below one
point five degree celsius above pre industry industrial levels. To
outline steps to achieve the goals of the Paris Agreement
to reduce greenhound gas emissions and build resilience to climate change,
parties submit nationally determined contribution AK and d C every
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five years. Climate literacy is among the climate goals that
have missed the mark. Climate literacy are supported by an
integrated Kate twelve curricula is needed to prepare the youth
with an understanding of the climate crisis and the skills
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to create solutions. Yet not one country has thoroughly addressed
it with its within its NBC. Yeah, so you know
you're ready for more stories. We've got more climate change
stories for you. Dot fat doctor. It's crazy. I got
I got like another another ten headlines if you want
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to read them and get hype about them. Of dying
in the planet, dying no more. What are you talking about? Oh,
I'm sorry, you're using the voice. You're using your Juilliard voice. David,
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I thought we agree that, sire I thought this was
supposed to be fun, and I hype up things and
there was no like, there's no no vinyl reason for me,
just everything which you're supposed to be fun and now
it's just like we're killing the planet and we're killing
the plan that we're killing. Oh my god, are you
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crying right now? No? You know what? Like real? First
of all, my single matters. Second of all, the only
man allowed to cry on my radio show is Harris
my bet my piece of ship. That husband. You know
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you don't come to my show and disrespect it and
say that I touched you. Dick last night was not impactful.
Impactful what I'm saying like, it's not killing the world.
WI chill in the world. Okay, So what are you
gonna quit on me? Donna quit on me. I'm just
gonna be damn damn more. Fuck you think you know what? No,
(12:10):
this was the light This was the light ship. We
don't talk about We didn't talk about lead pipes and
black communities like you requested. We didn't talk about the
growing police brutality rate. We're talking about any of that. Ship.
We talked about something light. It's just the weather fashion alright.
(12:31):
So somebody's sensitive about frogs. Now we can't do our show.
You know what, fucking fat doctor got the funk off
the show. I'm gonna call Jerr Gerald back in and
we'll see what he called out. You know why he's
looking for good. Pretty good to me now after you
cried about frogs, have a nice day. Let me called
(12:53):
you all talking about Nigga Escar goes snail shut the
fund alright, Girald, giralds Girald's you want to come back
on the show. I'm in the parking lot, say left, Okay, great,
got it? Yo? What's up? This is Girald and you're
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listening to the Jannelli's j Show. We're back, everybody, We're
back with Yeah. Another segment of the Janelle's Jay Show.
We got the advice segment. As gennellies, I did get
Girald to come back. Girald was actually not backing about
the whole time. So you know, in true Girald form,
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He's gonna read the letter that I got, the submission letter,
and we're gonna go from there. Okay, another asked Jonellies,
Like we do every time, here is the letter, jellis
I am a twenty nine year old male, and I
have been dating my twenty seven year old fiance, Erica
for two years and have been engaged for the last
four months. After we got engaged, Erica moved into my house.
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I still pay the mortgage while she pays utilities, groceries,
and household items. After we get married, the planet is
to put her on the least so she gets equity
as well. Her friend, Leah, twenty seven years old, and
her have been friends since high school. I don't particularly
like ly of but I've always been cordial as I
know she's gonna be in my life. My issue is
Leah thinks of the home as hers. A couple of examples,
she always brings her boyfriend over and he's a sketch ball.
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She talks to me in a very disrespectful way in
my own house, like I'm a guest and she and
Erica own it. One day, I went out to my
garage and some of my tools were missing. I checked
my camera and Leah and her boyfriend were in my
garage with Erica and took some tools with them. I
asked Erica, and she said they were just borrowing and
would return them. I had to reach out multiple times
for them to finally return the tools weeks later. I
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have a nice wine and liquor collection, and I was
working late one Friday. While working, I heard some clanking
of bottles together. Erica wasn't home, so I went out
to see what was up. Leo was behind my bar.
I asked what she was doing, and she said that
Erica told her it was okay to borrow bottle of
wine for her party and that she would pay it back.
I told her, no, that wasn't all right and to leave.
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I asked Erica about this, and she said, I don't
remember telling Leah she could take a bottle, but I might.
I might have, I don't remember. I told her at
this point, I wasn't comfortable with Leah being in my house.
Erica sort of understood, but also blew me off. Final
straw came when I go to hit some golf balls
and my clubs were missing. I freaked out because I
golf regularly and my clubs are my biggest investment. I
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went to check the camera again and Leah had used
my garage code and took the clubs. I blew up,
called Erica and told her to get them back. Immediately,
Erica said that Leah had asked for the garage code
to come grab some clothes from her closet and not
the clubs. I started to call the police, but Erica
stopped me. Leah kept telling us that her boyfriend needed
them for a work thing. I got them back almost
four days later, after they were taken and they were dirty.
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At this point, I sat Erica down and told her
that if I see Lee in my house again, then
I'm calling the cops. No discussions. Erica got upset, saying
that it's her best friend and that wasn't fair to
do to her in her own house. I said it's
a pattern, and since Erica's stuff isn't effect that, she
doesn't care. I said she can go over to Leah's
if she wants to see her. She said she can't
do this because Leah doesn't like her apartment and Leah's
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boyfriend is always there, which makes Erica uncomfortable. I'm now
getting the silent treatment and getting called an asshole, but
I didn't think I'm doing anything wrong. What should I do? Whoa, whoa? Wow?
The tables have turned. This sounds exactly like Harris and
his homeboy. Freddy. Freddie and Harris used to come up
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into my house all the damn time. Hair. You know,
Harris would always have Freddy not Freddie for some reason.
You know. I would take my underwear, which I found strange,
but when I would bring it up to Harry's, Harris
was always like, no, you're tripping, you're tripping whatever. I'm
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not really fucking your cousin. And you know what, guess what.
Freddie was taking my underwear and Harris was sucking my cousin.
But that's neither here nor there. Uh. You know, personally,
I feel like you should just you know, start leaving
poison everywhere, you know, poison everything. Put put some booby traps. Uh.
(17:17):
We love a good booboo booby trap. You know it's
home alone one and two honestly three. I haven't seen
the reboot. I don't know yet. Love Elly Camper though,
but you leave some booby traps around you know, you
have nice ship, you know what I mean? Maybe it
don't confront Erica, don't don't put any hardline, just see
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how it goes, and leave some booby traps, you know. Okay,
she wants she wants to lend her boyfriend, her shoes.
Put some nails in your shoes. You know she wants
to she wants to borrow your toothpaste. Change the toothpaste
label to hemorrhoid cream. There's some common pranks. You know,
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she wants to use your expensive lotion. Fine, but guess
what it's not lotion? Snare start have any hair? So
you know, I think little by little, after a few pranks,
she'll start to get the picture and I get it.
You know, not everyone wants to do pranks. Like we're
all adults here. You know, we want to confront our
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problems head on, straightforward and talk it out. Maybe you
want different solutions, and you know, if you want to
go that route, if you want to go to mature route, higher?
Which higher? Which? Get some get some dolls, get some food?
Who going? I know she has DNA somewhere in the house. Uh,
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and take it to your local you know, a cult
store and get some spells on on both of them.
And you know, Erica, well act right. You know, I'm
sure inbox will be flooded looking for men like you.
You know what I'm saying. Everyone's always like gen always
look me up with a nice man um. That's not
your X husband, And I'm like, Okay, I don't know
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what you're asking me. You don't I have a bad
choosing thing, But you know that's what I say. I say,
either do some cranks or college. What do you think, Gerald?
I mean, I think you're exactly right. This is a
good man. I think that man he leaves Erica, you Leah,
is completely out of the picture at that point, and
I think you should holler at him, honestly, honestly, you know,
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you got my d MS letter writer, you got a
house with golf clubs and nice wine. I mean, listen,
I fucked way more for way less. You know what
I'm saying. So yeah, you know, if you look anything
like Vincent Genofrio and you wrote this letter, hit me
o because you know your girls China, get a guy
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who has his own ship. He's already in your d MS.
He's already in my d MS. You're already halfway there.
Other half some of your information DART have to sign
an nd A fourth have well fucked. So anyway, that
was action at least, let's move on to our next segment.
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They all right, everyone, we're here. We got our guest interview.
I'm so hyped to bring this next guest. He's a
reggae tornado. He's like number one. He like one of
the Latin Grammys, Latin built for a chart topper. They
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love him in Japan and Korea, all over the all
over the world. Everyone give it up for memy Tho
what they want. Nellie Putamo say, hey, yeah, oh my god,
so I'm so happy to have him and me Tho
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Hey yeah, Okay that means bad clown. Everyone everyone knows
me throws the bad clown. You know what I'm saying. So,
you know, I just want to talk to you about
this upcoming project you have and you know, tell us
about your your you got an upcoming tour and probably
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as Malo Live and it's you know, it's really cool
because it's circus theme. I didn't think since the Briny
thing anyone could do that. But of course, my mean,
so you're proving me wrong. But maybe why do you
tell us about, you know, stopping your tour and you're
excited about yo? Okay, you know, pull a bad man.
I can't wait to to to get to Sesame Street
(21:32):
bro Sessame s three. You get a out be burg
who win bloody when I bloodies and it's rubend. Bloody
is dead. Also, so are you talking about the hypothetical
Tessame Street or are you going to do a concert
at Tessames Place in Pennsylvania? No? What do you thought?
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You Tessame Street? You know it's a real playing tess
Me three showing. Are you gonna be a have a
cameo on the show? Contro? It's a show, It's a
TV show. Okay, what woman? Oh? I grew up seeing it. Man,
I'm gonna be there sessing me three. Okay, why don't
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you tell us? Tell us a little bit about yourself?
Where are you from? You know what I'm saying? Where
you come from? Like? Yo? We well be that on
Swela Yo? Soad then by your throne byna okay, I
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don't okay, sorry, you said venezuela parie. I don't know
what pay a cone means? Um? And then you said
the zone, yeah, fida outside. You know speak huh you speak?
(22:56):
We were in Mexico. You were speaking perfect Spanish. I
don't understand trouble. Why are you in trouble right now?
You know I speak, you know English, obviously, I speak
Spanish fluently. I I don't know what the fuck saying.
I don't think that they're word than any language. No,
but that's just that's that's like reggae tone, you know,
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it's it's about street language, and it's like what they're
it's not it's not just any old Spanish. It's like
what they're talking about the street, you know. I don't
know why. I feel like a lot of the shitty
things made gerald. Why don't you ask you a question? Oh?
You want me to ask a question? Now? There was
I want I want to talk about, uh, the reggae
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tone artists. Uh. He actually um, he passed away recently
and I saw you dedicated your Jimmy Fallon set to him.
And there are a couple of people saying that, I
don't know, maybe you had something to do with it,
or it's because because he had a sex tape with
you on it. I don't know what the rumors. I
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don't know what the rumors are. But this is what
people told me when we when I said you were
coming on the shop. Oh man, you listen, do you
understand me? You can't be listening to the humor it man,
little more than when that's what that's how Blando. Yeah,
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you took a lot of things and thingy things. Yeah
when Oka la the guanca guaca. You know we okay, sorry,
we're asking you about murder allegations and you you you
(24:43):
circumvented the answer by making up five different work yo.
So yeah, you know what I'm saying. Okay, Yeah, we
got at your client. I don't care. You know what
I'm saying. I bring, I bring happy Okay, all right,
well let's talk about let's talk about the game rumors. Okay,
some people are speculating about your sexuality. Uh what do
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you have to say about these rumors that you're you know,
a little little on the sweet side, a little zesty.
I thought you did you know you? I know, No,
I am a party girl. I don't care. You know this.
It's a non judgmental place. Unless you're my ex husband.
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You do whatever you want. Yeah, exact, So you flu Lando,
I mean okay, so you're you're kind of saying you're
like bisexual, you're paying sexual, or you're straight or yeah,
you don't like it, you don't label it, Okay, the
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only thing you label is your clothes. Great, yeah, uh okay,
well but you know what I mean but appropriate something.
I mean it more. I mean okay, so you do
like sucking dick is what you're saying. You don't, you
don't have a label, but you know you have suck
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tack before and you enjoy it. Okay, you're doing a
metaphor and I don't understand it. Um, okay, so let's talk.
Let's just get fun. What's your favorite holiday? Remy? You ready? No,
the holidays? Is that every day holiday? Too soon and
(26:33):
the medio? Okay, but if you have to pick one,
um day, you know, bank holiday, let's say that or
something that they've made a movie about on ben because
Halloween's not a bank holiday, even though it should be.
That's the generalist j take is that Halloween needs to
(26:54):
be a holiday, Halloween holiday, but not with the banks.
Oh wow, I thought how the win would saying holiday? Okay,
it seems like you're not answering that question. Every day,
every day, every day is a holiday. Do we even
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every day it's a holiday? Every day it's a wonderful day? Okay? Um?
You know what about what the people say? Um that
you're appropriated from black artists? You know, what do you
have to say about that? Ok? Okay? You met, you
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just saw you. No marticos, were no mass You know
what I'm saying, we from all over. This is not appropriation.
You know what I'm saying, Like I'm all over the
plate all over and said I'm a kid mette lawai
not you know what I'm saying live It is sound
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so it's like moosik. But I see it. Made didn't
really answer that, and you just said, like eeen, just
words that working really made up? Gerald? Do you have
any questions you're not asking me now? I think some
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people are along the lines of your last question, and
at least people want to know where you're from because
you wrap, you represent all of the Caribbean, you represent
South America. I think some people say you're from Colombia,
but you sometimes you're wrapping in Puerto Rican Spanish. So
I just I just want to know where you're from,
where you stay with Made. That ain't the way. She'll
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not cool. So I'm gonna tell you something I'm from different,
just show that, don't make kid that you're like, there's
no place the same way with the labels you said
it in Suela, the Colombia Minicana, Like that's not a country.
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That's not a country CA Chicago. That's not country Chicago.
Lay boom that Chicago. But that you said beach. So
now I'm confused. You're talking about Lake Erie. What's the
beach in Chicago? Like Michigan. You're from there, CA Chicago.
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It's okay, it's like the Americans. Cars, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cars. Cars are from Detroit. Um,
all right, where do you see yourself in five years? Oh? Man?
(29:57):
In your next projects? Like what do you you can
try to do for the future movement? Man? You know
what I'm saying, This is not this is not it's
more than music going out of the hume. You know
I'm saying. I want to people do now make fun
of mm hmm. I want I don't know if people
(30:22):
be laughing or thank or Tom I'm saying, so I
want to make it a difference. Yeah, So you don't
know if people are laughing with you, were laughing at you.
So in the next five years, you want to do
a project where people are laughing with you. So it
sounds like you want to do a comedy. Yeah, to
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get to get that, you know what I'm saying. Tickets, labels,
we gotta get him in touch with otis. Oh yeah,
they'll shoot the projector this Carter the second um and
it's terrible. As from us. We had a lot of
community comedians on our show, Young Interesting. I listened to
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the album. The album's got it's got incredible streams. I
didn't know. I didn't know it was like that. I
just listen to English music, That's what I do. I
listened to the album and I like, I just thought
it was a little all over the places. Pop punk
gets reggae tone, then there's some there's some metal. What
what genre? If you had to pick what genre exactly
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do you do? If you had to just sum it up? Yeah,
it get mom. It's like yeah, okay, no labels, but
you have to but like what you just have on Spotify,
you can't just say no labels. Three. You can pick three,
you can pick three, but just pick something concrete the
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last time. Now, I oh, shout out to the Island Boys, man,
I like the feature. We didn't you know what I'm saying,
Oh yeah, you did it with the Island Boys, you know,
saying like yeah, yeah, yeah, the Island Boys that those
tattooed the Florida Yeah, well, okay, so we asked your
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brother the genre and you couldn't. You made up five
words in Spanish and then you shout out the Island
Boys who are terribly problematic and Cynthia from the records.
But okay, well, I feel like we can just wrap
it up. Why don't you tell us to uh why
(32:42):
I got tu more questions, you know, just to leave
the final nail on this thing, like what led you
to this, to your last album, to your latest album,
like like what inspired you? What inspires you? Damn where
I went back to my roosts. Yeah, but from ya
(33:06):
sando me that mef I median theater souper. Yeah, you're
for a long time. I was like, no clowns, man,
I don't want to be this. Oh better when me
me me. You know what I'm saying. Your families are trying.
When they passed away in the in the car thrown
and they got her. Oh your family was all in
(33:29):
the car one car, yeah, one car and then and
then they passed there their their the wheel to the
monkey and accident. I said, in there and my mom
she was like in the deathbed like me that eho
ehole beginning. Yeah, you gotta go back to your room.
(33:49):
I remember that you're from this place right here? And
where was that my country? That exact hospital in that
Oh my god, don't cry. So that's how okay? So
so okay, um I asked him, I got an answer
(34:13):
and you did. Okay, um, Well, you're definitely the roots
of the clown has come through with this project what
they were. Um so, why don't you tell listeners where
they can get in you know, support, you follow you,
get in touch with you the man. I'm on there.
(34:40):
You know you could find me. I'bum here everywhere. Okay, okay,
but but like, do you have a handle on a
platform where people already exist. I don't like people handle
unless you know, you gotta open something that boy take
(35:00):
when the you opay something, you would expand your mind.
You the way I eat in a different levels. Okay, okay,
you're saying, get hand, know what I mean? I just
(35:20):
want to shout out to me Meeto's manager. I don't
know how you get anything done with this man. Uh
seems all over the place and I don't even know
if it's drugs. Uh So we have gros, you know, uh,
we have some you know, final questions, keep it light. Uh,
we have the rebrought receipts segment. Uh. So yeah, in
(35:45):
this segment, we we got your bank transactions from your
team and uh, you know, we're gonna we're gonna bring
up some charges and you're gonna let us know what
they were, and like why would you what it was? So? Yeah,
we got one five d and dollars spent at fund
(36:09):
zone last Tuesday. Yeah, you know, you know, I don't know.
I'm asking what is the fund zone, Alix funds Zone?
What did you buy? Fun stuff like like rubber chickens, uh, pinkongs?
(36:36):
You know what I'm saying. Just you know when I
go side last sona, All right, now you're just trying
to fund me. Okay, great. Um, so you spent four
hundred and seventy five dollars at this place called bond Zone. Um,
(37:04):
what is that place? And what did you spend the
money on? Bo You just you just said boo. I
just I understood that. You just said bonds dog. Um. Okay,
(37:25):
Now you're using bonzo as a verb. Um, okay, So
we'll just move on. This seems like very obvious. There's
nine hundred and eighty nine dollars you spent that, which
I'm assuming is a strip club of some sort. No, three, no,
(37:47):
so what is it? Nine dollars? A diamonds? What is that?
What's the diamonds? Okay, you're just saying what the places
in Spanish? And just tell us what the businesses in
a restaurant? Do you eat their? Okay? Now you're just dancing?
All right, Well let's just okay, move on. Uh you
(38:08):
start five seventy eight dollars at the time, square foot lockers, straightforward.
You bought sneakers, I'm assuming i'm foot lockers. Maybe, yeah,
you bought socks. You bought soft socks. So five dollars
out socks at foot locker. But he wears he wears
clown shoes, so that it's it's it adds to the price.
(38:31):
I eat them. Wow? You see? Yeah, I love this guy.
Does he understand? I don't know, I understand? Okay? With
with with mamito, you just gotta feel him. Sometimes it's
like a vibe. I mean, I think you're just I
can see why he translates on a global level. It's
(38:53):
a vibe that you see. Then decent then these maybe Okay,
now you're speaking Portuguese. Uh, okay um. Finally, the last
charge is uh, he spent forty eight dollars at Western Union.
I imagine that you were sending money to someone somewhere.
(39:17):
Do you want to tell us where that money was
going to? What country? Maybe? Okay, now you're doing sign language.
Do you want to just tell us something? This this
game is only fun if you are honest. Anything honest?
Did the say honestius? Okay? That is Latin? I don't know,
(39:44):
like the language of Latin. I don't know. Okay, let
me tell what about Western Union? You'll tell us about
Western Union. No, it's like, yeah, one of the best
places in the world. Western You and in the money,
the place that charges money to ship, to to wire
(40:05):
money to other places. That's the best place in the world.
I'm what what someone? Just you are see yourself? You
are see your question yourself. I don't even have to elaborate,
elaborabo okay, alright, well, Gerald, anything else? The name of
(40:32):
your first son is it Manuel or Emanuel? I just
I think there's this confusion because you say it, You've
said it differently in different interviews. I just want to
I just want to clarify l Manu l yeah, and
mane En. You know I'm saying, all right, he's like
(40:56):
his your own brother money, He's like his own brother
crazy that you're allowed to have children. Um, okay, well
mem me, So unfortunately, I don't want to talk to
you anymore. So I know you. You know, we have
so much fun together in a club that's drowning out
(41:18):
everything that you have to sing. But in this situation, Um,
we gotta go. Unfortunately. I know. I'm sorry. So thank
you so much form to uh yeah, thank you about
hanging up on him. Okay, good bye bye. Um Gerald,
(41:40):
what the fun was that? I got it? I don't know. Look,
I'm on your team here. I know it's a difficult
interview you had to translate, but I got it. I
just got it. What did you get exactly? You just
got it. There's some things that go beyond translation, to
go beyond making sense, and it's just it's just a
(42:02):
vibe you pick up with this guy. I wish I
could fire you again, but literally fat Doctor has bloughted
me him also from the again. Um all right, well
that's the end of our guest segment and stay tuned
for the rest of the show. The Jannellis J Show
I'm Your Girl Jannellis J. We're back for yet another
(42:29):
segment of Lump and you know that's the part of
the show where it's rapid fire. Uh. Gerald lets me
know what's up. Uh, and I and I give my
you know, I give my real, honest feedback. I say,
if something's a whamp, a whamp wamp or a full
last whamp, or if something's great and uh, you know
(42:50):
this is party edition because we want to keep the
party going with all y'all. Uh, even though many would
say him, Look, he's a strange guy, but he is
a good time anyway. Let's uh get it going. Gerald,
(43:11):
hit me with the shumps first. Womp wine? Oh yes,
we do love wine, especially up on a guy. Or
where are you talking about the beverage bottle waitresses? Okay,
I don't need fireworks to enjoy my alcohol. Okay, we
(43:31):
need a pyro text department. And also, all my cousins
are bottle waitresses and don DJs wob I suck like
eighteen of them and none of them have anything to
write home about. Let me tell you. Uh, and their
dick was bad too. Karaoke fun fact. Let me tell
(43:53):
you something about Janelle's j I'm one of the only
artists who start in their own karaoke music video for
one of their singles. You know my hit single, I
Touch Your Dick last Night. Yeah, if you're singing at
any in any Korean town in the country, your girls,
you know, shame will be front and center, a history
(44:14):
making history day by day. House parties, ladies in free um,
the ladies I go to places where they need to
be free are trashy. So I'm gonna say full as
Valet parking. Uh, you know, sometimes if the driver's nice,
(44:38):
you know, and hot, I'll say, yeah, I'll let him
take me an extra spin. So yeah, we like Valet parking.
A t M fees, A t M fees I'm not
to say, you know what keeps me in truck, So
I'm gonna say I like a t M feast. The
v I P section v I P session is the
(44:59):
most all. I will not go to a club if
they don't have a VI I P section because everyone
knows the v I P section is the best part
of the club to fall sleeper, top shelf liquor, Bomp bomp.
I love me some good as midshelf lickor like Boocardi liquorice.
And now my answer does not have anything to do
(45:21):
with my deal with Boccardi licorice. If I say that
it does, I do have to say this entire episode
as an ad but I do. Let's say hypothetically, I
have um a case deal where I get a percentich
of all cases sold, so we don't need top shelf
lickor we you know, midshelf Briccardi licorice is great with
(45:45):
some soda. Yes, I never needed anything but Boccardi. I
don't know. I've always said that, yeah, Boocardi is you
know some people are like, oh click co oh hannesty.
I'm just like listen Riccardi all day, all night. The
people in the YouTube, I just you guys need to
shut up. Everyone says, why is the Bacardi bottle always
(46:07):
in the shot? Why is the Bacardi bottle always in
the shot? You design a studio and if you find
a way to put Bacardi outside of the shop, you don't.
This is New York City, Okay, we don't have a
lot of real estate. And sorry that we have ten
Briccardi bottles in every shot like that's just how it goes.
And first of all, YouTube, yaller yeller everywhere. You know,
(46:30):
you guys got cameras everywhere. Y'all got all the conspiracyories.
I think I give a funk about what's going on
on YouTube. Absolutely not. It's not her radio. Baby. We
got all the money in the world for all the Bacardi.
So listen, if we want to put Piccardi in a shot,
these are the people. They don't have I Heart Radio
in their car. They go home from there, they go
home from their job and they watch us on YouTube.
(46:51):
And we appreciate the views haters or views too yet too,
but enough with the Bacardi. Is not there on purpose?
We just have bottles of a Cardi. Yeah, because if
it was there on purpose, we'd have to give my
Heart Radio and cut of ad sales and for that.
It's not on purpose. It's just in Austin, I'm just
constantly drinking Bircardi on accident. It just happens to be there.
(47:15):
It just happens. If you don't ever wake up, someone
takes the picture of you and then you have a
Cardi and Nick, come on, that's what happens to everybody.
This ship has me so upset. I need some home
fuel right now. Oh my gosh, thank you so much
for bringing us to our last segment. That's why you're here,
that's why you're important. We got our last segment of
(47:37):
the day, Hole Fuel. It's the time of the show
where I leave you out with something motivational, something to
get you through the week, something relatable that I know
all y'all need to hear, you know, And and yeah,
like I'm a woman of the people. You know what
I mean. I'm down to earth. I got it. And
(47:58):
this week's both Fuel goes out to my dog groomer, Sean. Okay, Sean,
you bitch. Okay. First of all, I asked you. I
asked you for a number three cut off, so foo,
I said, food footing is the number three, you know,
because it's a poodle. We can't go that short. What
do you do even a two point five? What is this?
(48:21):
What am I paying you for? You come to my house,
you go in that special dog grooming room that I
know everybody got. Everybody got a room for their dog room,
so I know that I'm being relatable. I know. Listen
and sometimes your dog groomer is your personalized dog groomers.
They pay five hundred dollars a session. They'll try the
funk out of you. They'll be like, oh, I thought
you said that you you don't wanted something a little short. No, Sean,
(48:45):
that's not what I said. Open your ears and listen. Okay.
You know, because you you invoice me on time every
month and I pay you when I can, which is
on time. But you know, egg to everyone out there
was a personalized dog Rumors, you know, and you know
(49:05):
what I had to do, Geralds for my dog food food.
I have to do to get extensions because it was ridiculous.
I'm gonna have a bald ass dog in the street.
What does that say about me? Let's say about my brain. Uh.
And it's just like a setting, you know. So to
everyone out there, when your personalized dog Rumor comes to
(49:28):
your house starts giving you lip saying, oh my god,
I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, there must have been
a miscommunication. You just feel like, No, Sean, there wasn't
a miscommunication. I'm done with you. Get to funk out
my house. That's a message that everybody can relate to.
I know I relate to it because Foo Foo is
a personal friend of mine. I don't know if it
(49:49):
like that in her eyes, but okay, oh, I would
consider myself kind of like the godfather to the dog.
And to see her out here looking bad, it hurt me.
I had to turn my I had to turn my
Instagram off because you know, you got her in the stories.
I'm saying, I can't look at her this way. I
can't look at her this way. I mean so, I mean,
that's this, It's the fuel that everybody needs to get
(50:12):
through their weeks. Fuck a dog room and that doesn't
listen and wants to take the clippers willy nilly to
your dog. And you know, this is why they ended up.
I don't want to say it. I you know, I
don't want to say it, but this is why they
ended up grooming dogs and not people. Absolutely, because you
know what a person will will will, We'll get you.
You will catch these hands if you do the wrong.
(50:33):
But but a dog, you know, they're helpless, they don't know.
And my dog, you know, she can't communicate. And I
knew the energy was off. And that's why when she
had a weekly raking session. You know, the lady told
me She was like, listen, there's some darkness going on
in your dog and I'm like, it was because they
got a two and a half a n at three.
(50:55):
So that's a message showing my haters take that with you. Uh,
live by it, hit it, you know what I'm saying.
And yeah, that's been another episode of the Jennalish Show.
Thank you so much. Fuck you Sean, fuck you Harris,
and fuck my cousin. That sucks my man. Have a
nice day.
You're listening the finest and radio entertainment, The Jannellis Jay Show.
You're so creative. That's one of the things I like
about JA. I don't know what I'm doing. I know
what I'm doing. Hey, everyone, welcome to Yeah, another episode
(00:27):
of I Heart Radio's Finest, The Jannellis Jay Show. Who
know me? I've been in the hip hop industry for
thirty plus years and I'm ready to have fun with y'all.
Everything's so heavy right now. We got Covid, we got Hovid,
you got Nova, we got Hova. Who owes me money?
(00:49):
Jay Z does owe me money? I'm gonna say, I'm
gonna put it out there, but that's neither here nor there.
We got a good show, listen. I just wanted to
show to be all good vibes, all happy, all bubbly.
You know what I'm saying. I want you to feel
the same way everyone felt that trusting night in two
thousand three when my single I Touched Your Dick Last
Night was on the number one top charts. So I'm
(01:12):
rebringing back that and we're gonna have a fun show
for you. That's gonna started for this show. You know,
I fired uh girards. He was just doing too much
and yet not enough. So funny how that can happen.
So you know, Gerard, uh, you know, funk off. And
(01:34):
you know I got a new hype man. I got
this hype man. He's really dope. He's a prodigy of
fat Man school. You know what I'm saying. He's out here.
He could only call me on the phone. He couldn't
come in a studio. So you know that's neither here
nor there. It's gonna still be lit. Everyone give it
up for the Fat Doctor. Yea, that's exactly the kind
(02:05):
of energy you see. Jaro was not coming to me
with that kind of energy. And that's here's back. Get
him off, Get him off. If this is a showtime
at the Apollo, the clowns would have come out with
that damn stick. But yo again, you know, I'm so
happy to have the Fact Doctor here. He's gonna hype
(02:26):
it up and need some energy, You need some fun.
And this this is the hype party edition of the
Jennalis Jay Show. You know me, I love the party.
I love it. Yes, so party yo, yo, yes, yes,
(02:52):
that's exactly what I'm talking about. See, this is what
I'm talking about this the energy I mean, and we're
gonna get the show started with tea time. Jenellis handy
and lovin in your tea all day, every day, honey, uh,
spoonful of tea. Heeps the doctor away, but not the
(03:15):
Fat Doctor because we're here. I'm tea time. Listen. The
last episode, it was all about radical transparency. It was
all serious blah blah blah. Nicki Minajh captain, critics, incriminating herself. Whatever.
This episode, we're gonna lighting things up. We have the
Fat Doctor here, you know, mad light, mad fun. You
(03:40):
know what I'm saying. We're gonna take a break from
celebrity gossip because that ship could be so dark, dark energy,
dark vibes, vibes off. They make deals with the devil.
That's exactly what I'm saying. I love your energy. So
we're gonna talk about something like, we're gonna talk about
the weather. I want to keep it light and tight.
The man got doctor. So for our first headline, are
(04:04):
you ready, Fat Doctor? Right? Yeah, I'm ready. Okay. Within
the next two decades, global temperatures that's a couple of years,
twenty years, global temperatures are likely to rise at one
point five degree celsius. It's getting high in here. In
(04:29):
twenty nineteen, global carbon emissions from fossil fuel and fossil
fuel industries reached a high of thirty six point forty
four billion metric tons in emissions. Sound that's heavy, dog,
that's heavy. In emissions fell by five point eight percent
due to COVID oh and the resulting economic crisis. But
(04:55):
despite last year's reverse trendy emissions are expect it to
again grow by nearly five percent to thirty three billion punks.
Let's hear what the executive director of the International Energy
Agency has to say. This is a dire warning that
(05:15):
the economic recovery from the COVID crisis is currently anything
but sustainable for our climate. Unless governments around the world
move for a rapidly to start cutting a mission, we
are likely to face an even worse situation in we
gotta move baby. Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about.
(05:39):
Next uh, next story. The last seven years have been
the warmest on record tank top season all of year around.
That's what I'm talking about. The last seven years have
been the warmest seven years on records, type of fining,
The on growing and dramatic warming trend just from the
(06:01):
Godden Institute of Space Studies Director Gavin Schmidt. Smitty, you
know what SMI has to say, Whether one year is
a record or not, it's not really that important. The
important things that are these long term trends. With these trends,
(06:21):
and as the human impact on the climate increases, we
have to expect that record will continue to be broken
or breaking records out here exactly the next story. We
got more stories for you. Don't just stop there. It's
not just more than one million species are at risk
(06:41):
of extinction by calling it change. Come on, one million.
So this is a question we got for you. Imagine
dressing up as a fraud for Halloween and then having
to explain it the generations, what it was and why
it's gone on those. Top of all, amphibians are at
(07:04):
risk of extinction during the climate change, So this could
be a reality if we don't have soon. Yeah, yeah,
what the weather frogs that you know what we saying
us extinction is a natural phenomenon, claiming about five species
(07:25):
per year, but some experts suggests we're in the midst
of six mass extinction when that is caused mostly by
human activity. Scientists estimate dozens of species of plants and
animals currently go extinct each day, nearly one thousand times
the natural radeles. Literally, yeah, we're killing that. We're killing them,
(07:52):
just like you are with the energy. And we loved out.
Doctor got him all right? Next, Sorry, climate change is
already happening, and it's detrimental to human life too. Is
(08:13):
hurting people exactly. Rising temperature is coupled with a growing
number of people in cities and increasing population of the elderly,
have increased heat related death, according to a twenty eighteen
study in The Lancet WHOA right there. I don't think
(08:38):
you know when polym remains. The report concluded that the
lack of adaptive capacities and effort towards reducing emissions threatened
human lives and the national health systems people rely on
by pushing services to their limit and disrupting core infrastructure.
Vulnerable communities already being hit first and worst. It's always
(09:04):
the hood first, just like my single went popping in
the hood first. You know what I'm saying. Hey, hey, hey, hey, alright,
last story. Many leaders are still not taking climate change seriously,
although it's been five years since the Paris Agreement entered
into force. Sounds sounds heavy. None of the world's major
(09:29):
economies are on track to keep global warming below one
point five degree celsius above pre industry industrial levels. To
outline steps to achieve the goals of the Paris Agreement
to reduce greenhound gas emissions and build resilience to climate change,
parties submit nationally determined contribution AK and d C every
(09:52):
five years. Climate literacy is among the climate goals that
have missed the mark. Climate literacy are supported by an
integrated Kate twelve curricula is needed to prepare the youth
with an understanding of the climate crisis and the skills
(10:13):
to create solutions. Yet not one country has thoroughly addressed
it with its within its NBC. Yeah, so you know
you're ready for more stories. We've got more climate change
stories for you. Dot fat doctor. It's crazy. I got
I got like another another ten headlines if you want
(10:35):
to read them and get hype about them. Of dying
in the planet, dying no more. What are you talking about? Oh,
I'm sorry, you're using the voice. You're using your Juilliard voice. David,
(10:59):
I thought we agree that, sire I thought this was
supposed to be fun, and I hype up things and
there was no like, there's no no vinyl reason for me,
just everything which you're supposed to be fun and now
it's just like we're killing the planet and we're killing
the plan that we're killing. Oh my god, are you
(11:20):
crying right now? No? You know what? Like real? First
of all, my single matters. Second of all, the only
man allowed to cry on my radio show is Harris
my bet my piece of ship. That husband. You know
(11:43):
you don't come to my show and disrespect it and
say that I touched you. Dick last night was not impactful.
Impactful what I'm saying like, it's not killing the world.
WI chill in the world. Okay, So what are you
gonna quit on me? Donna quit on me. I'm just
gonna be damn damn more. Fuck you think you know what? No,
(12:10):
this was the light This was the light ship. We
don't talk about We didn't talk about lead pipes and
black communities like you requested. We didn't talk about the
growing police brutality rate. We're talking about any of that. Ship.
We talked about something light. It's just the weather fashion alright.
(12:31):
So somebody's sensitive about frogs. Now we can't do our show.
You know what, fucking fat doctor got the funk off
the show. I'm gonna call Jerr Gerald back in and
we'll see what he called out. You know why he's
looking for good. Pretty good to me now after you
cried about frogs, have a nice day. Let me called
(12:53):
you all talking about Nigga Escar goes snail shut the
fund alright, Girald, giralds Girald's you want to come back
on the show. I'm in the parking lot, say left, Okay, great,
got it? Yo? What's up? This is Girald and you're
(13:17):
listening to the Jannelli's j Show. We're back, everybody, We're
back with Yeah. Another segment of the Janelle's Jay Show.
We got the advice segment. As gennellies, I did get
Girald to come back. Girald was actually not backing about
the whole time. So you know, in true Girald form,
(13:39):
He's gonna read the letter that I got, the submission letter,
and we're gonna go from there. Okay, another asked Jonellies,
Like we do every time, here is the letter, jellis
I am a twenty nine year old male, and I
have been dating my twenty seven year old fiance, Erica
for two years and have been engaged for the last
four months. After we got engaged, Erica moved into my house.
(14:01):
I still pay the mortgage while she pays utilities, groceries,
and household items. After we get married, the planet is
to put her on the least so she gets equity
as well. Her friend, Leah, twenty seven years old, and
her have been friends since high school. I don't particularly
like ly of but I've always been cordial as I
know she's gonna be in my life. My issue is
Leah thinks of the home as hers. A couple of examples,
she always brings her boyfriend over and he's a sketch ball.
(14:23):
She talks to me in a very disrespectful way in
my own house, like I'm a guest and she and
Erica own it. One day, I went out to my
garage and some of my tools were missing. I checked
my camera and Leah and her boyfriend were in my
garage with Erica and took some tools with them. I
asked Erica, and she said they were just borrowing and
would return them. I had to reach out multiple times
for them to finally return the tools weeks later. I
(14:45):
have a nice wine and liquor collection, and I was
working late one Friday. While working, I heard some clanking
of bottles together. Erica wasn't home, so I went out
to see what was up. Leo was behind my bar.
I asked what she was doing, and she said that
Erica told her it was okay to borrow bottle of
wine for her party and that she would pay it back.
I told her, no, that wasn't all right and to leave.
(15:06):
I asked Erica about this, and she said, I don't
remember telling Leah she could take a bottle, but I might.
I might have, I don't remember. I told her at
this point, I wasn't comfortable with Leah being in my house.
Erica sort of understood, but also blew me off. Final
straw came when I go to hit some golf balls
and my clubs were missing. I freaked out because I
golf regularly and my clubs are my biggest investment. I
(15:27):
went to check the camera again and Leah had used
my garage code and took the clubs. I blew up,
called Erica and told her to get them back. Immediately,
Erica said that Leah had asked for the garage code
to come grab some clothes from her closet and not
the clubs. I started to call the police, but Erica
stopped me. Leah kept telling us that her boyfriend needed
them for a work thing. I got them back almost
four days later, after they were taken and they were dirty.
(15:49):
At this point, I sat Erica down and told her
that if I see Lee in my house again, then
I'm calling the cops. No discussions. Erica got upset, saying
that it's her best friend and that wasn't fair to
do to her in her own house. I said it's
a pattern, and since Erica's stuff isn't effect that, she
doesn't care. I said she can go over to Leah's
if she wants to see her. She said she can't
do this because Leah doesn't like her apartment and Leah's
(16:10):
boyfriend is always there, which makes Erica uncomfortable. I'm now
getting the silent treatment and getting called an asshole, but
I didn't think I'm doing anything wrong. What should I do? Whoa, whoa? Wow?
The tables have turned. This sounds exactly like Harris and
his homeboy. Freddy. Freddie and Harris used to come up
(16:32):
into my house all the damn time. Hair. You know,
Harris would always have Freddy not Freddie for some reason.
You know. I would take my underwear, which I found strange,
but when I would bring it up to Harry's, Harris
was always like, no, you're tripping, you're tripping whatever. I'm
(16:52):
not really fucking your cousin. And you know what, guess what.
Freddie was taking my underwear and Harris was sucking my cousin.
But that's neither here nor there. Uh. You know, personally,
I feel like you should just you know, start leaving
poison everywhere, you know, poison everything. Put put some booby traps. Uh.
(17:17):
We love a good booboo booby trap. You know it's
home alone one and two honestly three. I haven't seen
the reboot. I don't know yet. Love Elly Camper though,
but you leave some booby traps around you know, you
have nice ship, you know what I mean? Maybe it
don't confront Erica, don't don't put any hardline, just see
(17:37):
how it goes, and leave some booby traps, you know. Okay,
she wants she wants to lend her boyfriend, her shoes.
Put some nails in your shoes. You know she wants
to she wants to borrow your toothpaste. Change the toothpaste
label to hemorrhoid cream. There's some common pranks. You know,
(17:59):
she wants to use your expensive lotion. Fine, but guess
what it's not lotion? Snare start have any hair? So
you know, I think little by little, after a few pranks,
she'll start to get the picture and I get it.
You know, not everyone wants to do pranks. Like we're
all adults here. You know, we want to confront our
(18:21):
problems head on, straightforward and talk it out. Maybe you
want different solutions, and you know, if you want to
go that route, if you want to go to mature route, higher?
Which higher? Which? Get some get some dolls, get some food?
Who going? I know she has DNA somewhere in the house. Uh,
(18:41):
and take it to your local you know, a cult
store and get some spells on on both of them.
And you know, Erica, well act right. You know, I'm
sure inbox will be flooded looking for men like you.
You know what I'm saying. Everyone's always like gen always
look me up with a nice man um. That's not
your X husband, And I'm like, Okay, I don't know
(19:01):
what you're asking me. You don't I have a bad
choosing thing, But you know that's what I say. I say,
either do some cranks or college. What do you think, Gerald?
I mean, I think you're exactly right. This is a
good man. I think that man he leaves Erica, you Leah,
is completely out of the picture at that point, and
I think you should holler at him, honestly, honestly, you know,
(19:24):
you got my d MS letter writer, you got a
house with golf clubs and nice wine. I mean, listen,
I fucked way more for way less. You know what
I'm saying. So yeah, you know, if you look anything
like Vincent Genofrio and you wrote this letter, hit me
o because you know your girls China, get a guy
(19:47):
who has his own ship. He's already in your d MS.
He's already in my d MS. You're already halfway there.
Other half some of your information DART have to sign
an nd A fourth have well fucked. So anyway, that
was action at least, let's move on to our next segment.
(20:07):
They all right, everyone, we're here. We got our guest interview.
I'm so hyped to bring this next guest. He's a
reggae tornado. He's like number one. He like one of
the Latin Grammys, Latin built for a chart topper. They
(20:28):
love him in Japan and Korea, all over the all
over the world. Everyone give it up for memy Tho
what they want. Nellie Putamo say, hey, yeah, oh my god,
so I'm so happy to have him and me Tho
(20:48):
Hey yeah, Okay that means bad clown. Everyone everyone knows
me throws the bad clown. You know what I'm saying. So,
you know, I just want to talk to you about
this upcoming project you have and you know, tell us
about your your you got an upcoming tour and probably
(21:11):
as Malo Live and it's you know, it's really cool
because it's circus theme. I didn't think since the Briny
thing anyone could do that. But of course, my mean,
so you're proving me wrong. But maybe why do you
tell us about, you know, stopping your tour and you're
excited about yo? Okay, you know, pull a bad man.
I can't wait to to to get to Sesame Street
(21:32):
bro Sessame s three. You get a out be burg
who win bloody when I bloodies and it's rubend. Bloody
is dead. Also, so are you talking about the hypothetical
Tessame Street or are you going to do a concert
at Tessames Place in Pennsylvania? No? What do you thought?
(21:54):
You Tessame Street? You know it's a real playing tess
Me three showing. Are you gonna be a have a
cameo on the show? Contro? It's a show, It's a
TV show. Okay, what woman? Oh? I grew up seeing it. Man,
I'm gonna be there sessing me three. Okay, why don't
(22:14):
you tell us? Tell us a little bit about yourself?
Where are you from? You know what I'm saying? Where
you come from? Like? Yo? We well be that on
Swela Yo? Soad then by your throne byna okay, I
(22:35):
don't okay, sorry, you said venezuela parie. I don't know
what pay a cone means? Um? And then you said
the zone, yeah, fida outside. You know speak huh you speak?
(22:56):
We were in Mexico. You were speaking perfect Spanish. I
don't understand trouble. Why are you in trouble right now?
You know I speak, you know English, obviously, I speak
Spanish fluently. I I don't know what the fuck saying.
I don't think that they're word than any language. No,
but that's just that's that's like reggae tone, you know,
(23:17):
it's it's about street language, and it's like what they're
it's not it's not just any old Spanish. It's like
what they're talking about the street, you know. I don't
know why. I feel like a lot of the shitty
things made gerald. Why don't you ask you a question? Oh?
You want me to ask a question? Now? There was
I want I want to talk about, uh, the reggae
(23:39):
tone artists. Uh. He actually um, he passed away recently
and I saw you dedicated your Jimmy Fallon set to him.
And there are a couple of people saying that, I
don't know, maybe you had something to do with it,
or it's because because he had a sex tape with
you on it. I don't know what the rumors. I
(24:02):
don't know what the rumors are. But this is what
people told me when we when I said you were
coming on the shop. Oh man, you listen, do you
understand me? You can't be listening to the humor it man,
little more than when that's what that's how Blando. Yeah,
(24:22):
you took a lot of things and thingy things. Yeah
when Oka la the guanca guaca. You know we okay, sorry,
we're asking you about murder allegations and you you you
(24:43):
circumvented the answer by making up five different work yo.
So yeah, you know what I'm saying. Okay, Yeah, we
got at your client. I don't care. You know what
I'm saying. I bring, I bring happy Okay, all right,
well let's talk about let's talk about the game rumors. Okay,
some people are speculating about your sexuality. Uh what do
(25:06):
you have to say about these rumors that you're you know,
a little little on the sweet side, a little zesty.
I thought you did you know you? I know, No,
I am a party girl. I don't care. You know this.
It's a non judgmental place. Unless you're my ex husband.
(25:27):
You do whatever you want. Yeah, exact, So you flu Lando,
I mean okay, so you're you're kind of saying you're
like bisexual, you're paying sexual, or you're straight or yeah,
you don't like it, you don't label it, Okay, the
(25:48):
only thing you label is your clothes. Great, yeah, uh okay,
well but you know what I mean but appropriate something.
I mean it more. I mean okay, so you do
like sucking dick is what you're saying. You don't, you
don't have a label, but you know you have suck
(26:09):
tack before and you enjoy it. Okay, you're doing a
metaphor and I don't understand it. Um, okay, so let's talk.
Let's just get fun. What's your favorite holiday? Remy? You ready? No,
the holidays? Is that every day holiday? Too soon and
(26:33):
the medio? Okay, but if you have to pick one,
um day, you know, bank holiday, let's say that or
something that they've made a movie about on ben because
Halloween's not a bank holiday, even though it should be.
That's the generalist j take is that Halloween needs to
(26:54):
be a holiday, Halloween holiday, but not with the banks.
Oh wow, I thought how the win would saying holiday? Okay,
it seems like you're not answering that question. Every day,
every day, every day is a holiday. Do we even
(27:17):
every day it's a holiday? Every day it's a wonderful day? Okay? Um?
You know what about what the people say? Um that
you're appropriated from black artists? You know, what do you
have to say about that? Ok? Okay? You met, you
(27:42):
just saw you. No marticos, were no mass You know
what I'm saying, we from all over. This is not appropriation.
You know what I'm saying, Like I'm all over the
plate all over and said I'm a kid mette lawai
not you know what I'm saying live It is sound
(28:06):
so it's like moosik. But I see it. Made didn't
really answer that, and you just said, like eeen, just
words that working really made up? Gerald? Do you have
any questions you're not asking me now? I think some
(28:26):
people are along the lines of your last question, and
at least people want to know where you're from because
you wrap, you represent all of the Caribbean, you represent
South America. I think some people say you're from Colombia,
but you sometimes you're wrapping in Puerto Rican Spanish. So
I just I just want to know where you're from,
where you stay with Made. That ain't the way. She'll
(28:47):
not cool. So I'm gonna tell you something I'm from different,
just show that, don't make kid that you're like, there's
no place the same way with the labels you said
it in Suela, the Colombia Minicana, Like that's not a country.
(29:11):
That's not a country CA Chicago. That's not country Chicago.
Lay boom that Chicago. But that you said beach. So
now I'm confused. You're talking about Lake Erie. What's the
beach in Chicago? Like Michigan. You're from there, CA Chicago.
(29:35):
It's okay, it's like the Americans. Cars, you know what
I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, cars. Cars are from Detroit. Um,
all right, where do you see yourself in five years? Oh? Man?
(29:57):
In your next projects? Like what do you you can
try to do for the future movement? Man? You know
what I'm saying, This is not this is not it's
more than music going out of the hume. You know
I'm saying. I want to people do now make fun
of mm hmm. I want I don't know if people
(30:22):
be laughing or thank or Tom I'm saying, so I
want to make it a difference. Yeah, So you don't
know if people are laughing with you, were laughing at you.
So in the next five years, you want to do
a project where people are laughing with you. So it
sounds like you want to do a comedy. Yeah, to
(30:45):
get to get that, you know what I'm saying. Tickets, labels,
we gotta get him in touch with otis. Oh yeah,
they'll shoot the projector this Carter the second um and
it's terrible. As from us. We had a lot of
community comedians on our show, Young Interesting. I listened to
(31:07):
the album. The album's got it's got incredible streams. I
didn't know. I didn't know it was like that. I
just listen to English music, That's what I do. I
listened to the album and I like, I just thought
it was a little all over the places. Pop punk
gets reggae tone, then there's some there's some metal. What
what genre? If you had to pick what genre exactly
(31:30):
do you do? If you had to just sum it up? Yeah,
it get mom. It's like yeah, okay, no labels, but
you have to but like what you just have on Spotify,
you can't just say no labels. Three. You can pick three,
you can pick three, but just pick something concrete the
(32:00):
last time. Now, I oh, shout out to the Island Boys, man,
I like the feature. We didn't you know what I'm saying,
Oh yeah, you did it with the Island Boys, you know,
saying like yeah, yeah, yeah, the Island Boys that those
tattooed the Florida Yeah, well, okay, so we asked your
(32:21):
brother the genre and you couldn't. You made up five
words in Spanish and then you shout out the Island
Boys who are terribly problematic and Cynthia from the records.
But okay, well, I feel like we can just wrap
it up. Why don't you tell us to uh why
(32:42):
I got tu more questions, you know, just to leave
the final nail on this thing, like what led you
to this, to your last album, to your latest album,
like like what inspired you? What inspires you? Damn where
I went back to my roosts. Yeah, but from ya
(33:06):
sando me that mef I median theater souper. Yeah, you're
for a long time. I was like, no clowns, man,
I don't want to be this. Oh better when me
me me. You know what I'm saying. Your families are trying.
When they passed away in the in the car thrown
and they got her. Oh your family was all in
(33:29):
the car one car, yeah, one car and then and
then they passed there their their the wheel to the
monkey and accident. I said, in there and my mom
she was like in the deathbed like me that eho
ehole beginning. Yeah, you gotta go back to your room.
(33:49):
I remember that you're from this place right here? And
where was that my country? That exact hospital in that
Oh my god, don't cry. So that's how okay? So
so okay, um I asked him, I got an answer
(34:13):
and you did. Okay, um, Well, you're definitely the roots
of the clown has come through with this project what
they were. Um so, why don't you tell listeners where
they can get in you know, support, you follow you,
get in touch with you the man. I'm on there.
(34:40):
You know you could find me. I'bum here everywhere. Okay, okay,
but but like, do you have a handle on a
platform where people already exist. I don't like people handle
unless you know, you gotta open something that boy take
(35:00):
when the you opay something, you would expand your mind.
You the way I eat in a different levels. Okay, okay,
you're saying, get hand, know what I mean? I just
(35:20):
want to shout out to me Meeto's manager. I don't
know how you get anything done with this man. Uh
seems all over the place and I don't even know
if it's drugs. Uh So we have gros, you know, uh,
we have some you know, final questions, keep it light. Uh,
we have the rebrought receipts segment. Uh. So yeah, in
(35:45):
this segment, we we got your bank transactions from your
team and uh, you know, we're gonna we're gonna bring
up some charges and you're gonna let us know what
they were, and like why would you what it was? So? Yeah,
we got one five d and dollars spent at fund
(36:09):
zone last Tuesday. Yeah, you know, you know, I don't know.
I'm asking what is the fund zone, Alix funds Zone?
What did you buy? Fun stuff like like rubber chickens, uh, pinkongs?
(36:36):
You know what I'm saying. Just you know when I
go side last sona, All right, now you're just trying
to fund me. Okay, great. Um, so you spent four
hundred and seventy five dollars at this place called bond Zone. Um,
(37:04):
what is that place? And what did you spend the
money on? Bo You just you just said boo. I
just I understood that. You just said bonds dog. Um. Okay,
(37:25):
Now you're using bonzo as a verb. Um, okay, So
we'll just move on. This seems like very obvious. There's
nine hundred and eighty nine dollars you spent that, which
I'm assuming is a strip club of some sort. No, three, no,
(37:47):
so what is it? Nine dollars? A diamonds? What is that?
What's the diamonds? Okay, you're just saying what the places
in Spanish? And just tell us what the businesses in
a restaurant? Do you eat their? Okay? Now you're just dancing?
All right, Well let's just okay, move on. Uh you
(38:08):
start five seventy eight dollars at the time, square foot lockers, straightforward.
You bought sneakers, I'm assuming i'm foot lockers. Maybe, yeah,
you bought socks. You bought soft socks. So five dollars
out socks at foot locker. But he wears he wears
clown shoes, so that it's it's it adds to the price.
(38:31):
I eat them. Wow? You see? Yeah, I love this guy.
Does he understand? I don't know, I understand? Okay? With
with with mamito, you just gotta feel him. Sometimes it's
like a vibe. I mean, I think you're just I
can see why he translates on a global level. It's
(38:53):
a vibe that you see. Then decent then these maybe Okay,
now you're speaking Portuguese. Uh, okay um. Finally, the last
charge is uh, he spent forty eight dollars at Western Union.
I imagine that you were sending money to someone somewhere.
(39:17):
Do you want to tell us where that money was
going to? What country? Maybe? Okay, now you're doing sign language.
Do you want to just tell us something? This this
game is only fun if you are honest. Anything honest?
Did the say honestius? Okay? That is Latin? I don't know,
(39:44):
like the language of Latin. I don't know. Okay, let
me tell what about Western Union? You'll tell us about
Western Union. No, it's like, yeah, one of the best
places in the world. Western You and in the money,
the place that charges money to ship, to to wire
(40:05):
money to other places. That's the best place in the world.
I'm what what someone? Just you are see yourself? You
are see your question yourself. I don't even have to elaborate,
elaborabo okay, alright, well, Gerald, anything else? The name of
(40:32):
your first son is it Manuel or Emanuel? I just
I think there's this confusion because you say it, You've
said it differently in different interviews. I just want to
I just want to clarify l Manu l yeah, and
mane En. You know I'm saying, all right, he's like
(40:56):
his your own brother money, He's like his own brother
crazy that you're allowed to have children. Um, okay, well
mem me, So unfortunately, I don't want to talk to
you anymore. So I know you. You know, we have
so much fun together in a club that's drowning out
(41:18):
everything that you have to sing. But in this situation, Um,
we gotta go. Unfortunately. I know. I'm sorry. So thank
you so much form to uh yeah, thank you about
hanging up on him. Okay, good bye bye. Um Gerald,
(41:40):
what the fun was that? I got it? I don't know. Look,
I'm on your team here. I know it's a difficult
interview you had to translate, but I got it. I
just got it. What did you get exactly? You just
got it. There's some things that go beyond translation, to
go beyond making sense, and it's just it's just a
(42:02):
vibe you pick up with this guy. I wish I
could fire you again, but literally fat Doctor has bloughted
me him also from the again. Um all right, well
that's the end of our guest segment and stay tuned
for the rest of the show. The Jannellis J Show
I'm Your Girl Jannellis J. We're back for yet another
(42:29):
segment of Lump and you know that's the part of
the show where it's rapid fire. Uh. Gerald lets me
know what's up. Uh, and I and I give my
you know, I give my real, honest feedback. I say,
if something's a whamp, a whamp wamp or a full
last whamp, or if something's great and uh, you know
(42:50):
this is party edition because we want to keep the
party going with all y'all. Uh, even though many would
say him, Look, he's a strange guy, but he is
a good time anyway. Let's uh get it going. Gerald,
(43:11):
hit me with the shumps first. Womp wine? Oh yes,
we do love wine, especially up on a guy. Or
where are you talking about the beverage bottle waitresses? Okay,
I don't need fireworks to enjoy my alcohol. Okay, we
(43:31):
need a pyro text department. And also, all my cousins
are bottle waitresses and don DJs wob I suck like
eighteen of them and none of them have anything to
write home about. Let me tell you. Uh, and their
dick was bad too. Karaoke fun fact. Let me tell
(43:53):
you something about Janelle's j I'm one of the only
artists who start in their own karaoke music video for
one of their singles. You know my hit single, I
Touch Your Dick last Night. Yeah, if you're singing at
any in any Korean town in the country, your girls,
you know, shame will be front and center, a history
(44:14):
making history day by day. House parties, ladies in free um,
the ladies I go to places where they need to
be free are trashy. So I'm gonna say full as
Valet parking. Uh, you know, sometimes if the driver's nice,
(44:38):
you know, and hot, I'll say, yeah, I'll let him
take me an extra spin. So yeah, we like Valet parking.
A t M fees, A t M fees I'm not
to say, you know what keeps me in truck, So
I'm gonna say I like a t M feast. The
v I P section v I P session is the
(44:59):
most all. I will not go to a club if
they don't have a VI I P section because everyone
knows the v I P section is the best part
of the club to fall sleeper, top shelf liquor, Bomp bomp.
I love me some good as midshelf lickor like Boocardi liquorice.
And now my answer does not have anything to do
(45:21):
with my deal with Boccardi licorice. If I say that
it does, I do have to say this entire episode
as an ad but I do. Let's say hypothetically, I
have um a case deal where I get a percentich
of all cases sold, so we don't need top shelf
lickor we you know, midshelf Briccardi licorice is great with
(45:45):
some soda. Yes, I never needed anything but Boccardi. I
don't know. I've always said that, yeah, Boocardi is you
know some people are like, oh click co oh hannesty.
I'm just like listen Riccardi all day, all night. The
people in the YouTube, I just you guys need to
shut up. Everyone says, why is the Bacardi bottle always
(46:07):
in the shot? Why is the Bacardi bottle always in
the shot? You design a studio and if you find
a way to put Bacardi outside of the shop, you don't.
This is New York City, Okay, we don't have a
lot of real estate. And sorry that we have ten
Briccardi bottles in every shot like that's just how it goes.
And first of all, YouTube, yaller yeller everywhere. You know,
(46:30):
you guys got cameras everywhere. Y'all got all the conspiracyories.
I think I give a funk about what's going on
on YouTube. Absolutely not. It's not her radio. Baby. We
got all the money in the world for all the Bacardi.
So listen, if we want to put Piccardi in a shot,
these are the people. They don't have I Heart Radio
in their car. They go home from there, they go
home from their job and they watch us on YouTube.
(46:51):
And we appreciate the views haters or views too yet too,
but enough with the Bacardi. Is not there on purpose?
We just have bottles of a Cardi. Yeah, because if
it was there on purpose, we'd have to give my
Heart Radio and cut of ad sales and for that.
It's not on purpose. It's just in Austin, I'm just
constantly drinking Bircardi on accident. It just happens to be there.
(47:15):
It just happens. If you don't ever wake up, someone
takes the picture of you and then you have a
Cardi and Nick, come on, that's what happens to everybody.
This ship has me so upset. I need some home
fuel right now. Oh my gosh, thank you so much
for bringing us to our last segment. That's why you're here,
that's why you're important. We got our last segment of
(47:37):
the day, Hole Fuel. It's the time of the show
where I leave you out with something motivational, something to
get you through the week, something relatable that I know
all y'all need to hear, you know, And and yeah,
like I'm a woman of the people. You know what
I mean. I'm down to earth. I got it. And
(47:58):
this week's both Fuel goes out to my dog groomer, Sean. Okay, Sean,
you bitch. Okay. First of all, I asked you. I
asked you for a number three cut off, so foo,
I said, food footing is the number three, you know,
because it's a poodle. We can't go that short. What
do you do even a two point five? What is this?
(48:21):
What am I paying you for? You come to my house,
you go in that special dog grooming room that I
know everybody got. Everybody got a room for their dog room,
so I know that I'm being relatable. I know. Listen
and sometimes your dog groomer is your personalized dog groomers.
They pay five hundred dollars a session. They'll try the
funk out of you. They'll be like, oh, I thought
you said that you you don't wanted something a little short. No, Sean,
(48:45):
that's not what I said. Open your ears and listen. Okay.
You know, because you you invoice me on time every
month and I pay you when I can, which is
on time. But you know, egg to everyone out there
was a personalized dog Rumors, you know, and you know
(49:05):
what I had to do, Geralds for my dog food food.
I have to do to get extensions because it was ridiculous.
I'm gonna have a bald ass dog in the street.
What does that say about me? Let's say about my brain. Uh.
And it's just like a setting, you know. So to
everyone out there, when your personalized dog Rumor comes to
(49:28):
your house starts giving you lip saying, oh my god,
I'm so sorry for the inconvenience, there must have been
a miscommunication. You just feel like, No, Sean, there wasn't
a miscommunication. I'm done with you. Get to funk out
my house. That's a message that everybody can relate to.
I know I relate to it because Foo Foo is
a personal friend of mine. I don't know if it
(49:49):
like that in her eyes, but okay, oh, I would
consider myself kind of like the godfather to the dog.
And to see her out here looking bad, it hurt me.
I had to turn my I had to turn my
Instagram off because you know, you got her in the stories.
I'm saying, I can't look at her this way. I
can't look at her this way. I mean so, I mean,
that's this, It's the fuel that everybody needs to get
(50:12):
through their weeks. Fuck a dog room and that doesn't
listen and wants to take the clippers willy nilly to
your dog. And you know, this is why they ended up.
I don't want to say it. I you know, I
don't want to say it, but this is why they
ended up grooming dogs and not people. Absolutely, because you
know what a person will will will, We'll get you.
You will catch these hands if you do the wrong.
(50:33):
But but a dog, you know, they're helpless, they don't know.
And my dog, you know, she can't communicate. And I
knew the energy was off. And that's why when she
had a weekly raking session. You know, the lady told
me She was like, listen, there's some darkness going on
in your dog and I'm like, it was because they
got a two and a half a n at three.
(50:55):
So that's a message showing my haters take that with you. Uh,
live by it, hit it, you know what I'm saying.
And yeah, that's been another episode of the Jennalish Show.
Thank you so much. Fuck you Sean, fuck you Harris,
and fuck my cousin. That sucks my man. Have a
nice day.
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