Bubba Dub is back with straight heat on the NBA Playoffs and real-life foolishness you won’t believe! From cookin’ the Warriors for fallin’ apart without Steph to clowning fake friends and broke-down Hondas — this episode got it all!
NBA Talk Highlights:
• Warriors vs. Timberwolves – Without Steph, it’s curtains for Golden State!
• Knicks vs. Celtics – Knicks lookin’ like Finals material while Tatum & Brown fold under pressure.
• Thunder vs. Nuggets – OKC up by 43?! Shai got these boys on FIRE!
• Pacers vs. Cavs – Might be a clean sweep. Cavs ain’t built for the smoke.
Off-Court Foolery:
• Uncle borrowed $75… still duckin’!
• Bubba calls out BBL culture and fake love in relationships.
• Honda Civic confessions — if your car got secrets, this one’s for you!
Relationship Real Talk:
• Cheating signs, phone behavior, and why loyalty > looks.
• Bubba uses a Tyler Perry scene to break down emotional pain and real companionship.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The volume. What do you do?
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show Late Night Edition. Yeah,
we're gonna get real freaking at night.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Now you don't get dressed like joonash It.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Every time I close my eyes, I wake up feeling
so honey, I can't get you out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Sex and you is all that. See what you do?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Gay you Welcome to the bub door Joe, hit the light,
hit the subscribe. But when when you do, make sure
you keep your notifications turned on. Hopefully everybody having had
a great day. I did you know the Good Lord
woke us up this morning so I was able to
try to be better than I was yesterday. That's all
we can do, y'all. We can't worry about yesterday. We
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only can worry about today. With that being said, I
know I just got through watching the Golden State Warriors
lose to the Minnesota Timberwolves. And let me just say
this right now, it's Stephen Curry, Steph, don't come back.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's over, buddy. Hell musty feels.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't give a damn Steph Thu, Steph Curry, don't
come back. It's oh, they ain't got nobody over there,
Jamisha Butler ain't. I can't cut the mustard. He needs
some more Damn toefield. Something could cuck us tonight, wasn't it?
Minnesoga timber Wolves bench had forty five points tonight. Let
me tell y'all something he can't telling my team bench.
(01:35):
Give him forty five points. You're not gonna beat When
Julius Rounder going off at Man had a better shoot
now he only had twenty points when he was six
for thirteen.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
They get controlled the game.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's that's all I can really say on that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Draymond Green, come on, got Draymond taking ten shots?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
He had three out of ten? That they now winning? Shit? Uh,
Dolling State, Hey, it sucks, man. Injury sucks.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And I hate that fucking simple fact that if Curry
don't get hurt, maybe they win this series.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Maybe they wining this motherfucker series of Curry don't get hurt,
but you hurt.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So it looked like Minnysota gonna be advancing to the
next round.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Damn, Dubby just won the one.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why you giving up on Golden State right now? Because
I can cause I fucking can.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Series over. He ain't coming back over.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Cut the TV out y'all can go back to bipping cars.
Y'all can do all that shit out there in the bear.
Are that y'all normally do? Oh you hate, go god
in the baby. You really chill cart and gover, say
Francisco or Oakland. Your ass get rowed, do niggas don't
even let you sit your ass done in the wrist
rum before they are already breaking your windows out your
calls come up, motherfucker, I tell you that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I ain't selling you.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I can tell him what the ulcer they broke it.
My nudder cars stole all my shirts. Shit, I stealing
this motherfucker was seeing out there in the bay. I
love the bad I got some good people out there,
you know. Shout out to mister five now e fory
too short now. But the motherfuckers out there be stealing. Yeah, yeah,
motherfucker's and the baby stealing.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Stealing, that's what be going on out there.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, ain't gotta go home for two games, but gotta
look for Minnesoga to end this shit in five same
way they did the Lakers, same way they gonna do
Golden State. They gotta do Golden State like that. You
did the Lakers like that don't take it easy on
the other team. You ain't taking easy on us. Brun
running around the motherfucker wking knee brace on Nickel. Whatta
give damn you about bruhn A bout you springing your
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damn mc al nigga.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We lost and I got to walk around here with
a sad face. He sh the brick. God damn Neill.
We got excuses going through some shit, y'all. Y'all gonna
understand what I'm going through. Man.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean every time I make a video, Oh million,
Mercy low, I don't want to talk about the damn
Lakers no more. When you talking about golda state in Minnesota.
Minnesoga tied the series up today one one, and my eyes, if.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Carrie don't come back, it's over. Ain't if.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, Okay, hey buddy, He's go thirty five, Jamisha, Butler's
go thirty. Draymond give you fifteen, Comingle give you twelve.
Maybe maybe y'all beat y'all beat Minnesota, But I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
See y'all talk to me tonight. Man. I don't see
this shit. I don't I don't see this shit at all.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But I really want to shift my attention over to
the New York Knicks in the Boston Celtics. New York
Knicks up too old right now? Who will who are
the new Who's seen this shit?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Come? I damn show didn't see this shit coming.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
The New York Knicks up two old on the Celtis
you bullish shit?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
They hels And let me tell you right now, Jason
Tatum and Jaylen Brown looking like straight up dogs shit
right now. If you asked me, fourth quarter, give a bible,
Jaylen Bronson, fourth quarter, give a bible, Makay Bridges, watch
them do what they do. Joe, them got damn you
(05:19):
got them rests at the house right now. They got
their outfist alregularly out on the bed. Come tomorrow night,
they gonna be killing y'all motherfuckers at the game.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Mind. You can believe that them nigga got a little
bit to.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
A Truns coach Scoffs Boots, Ryane coach Jackets, they got
it all.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Believe that.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I told y'all, I told y'all focus game last night
that the New York Knicks. Wouldn't it be something if
they just went to the finals. Wouldn't it be something
if they won the finals they gonna be great for
the NBA.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's what's going on right now, man.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I mean the Boss itself has been a twenty plus
points in both of these games and still lost for
me that psychologically they I don't care what y'all say. Yup, Uh,
Boston might win one game in New York. I give
him that, But this series ending his six that's the
way I see. I seek the series ind in the
sixth with the with the New York Knicks, who will
(06:11):
the new who Wiga saga shit coming?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
The underdogs is taking over right now in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Cat Wick Cat Cat William cat Uh caught Anthony Towns.
He gonna play better at home. Josh Hart gonna play
better at home. Jacklen Bronson gonna play bell at home.
Kyle Breach is gonna play better at home.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Normally home teams played Bugger one day at home. Normally
the road players don't normally trip on the road.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But home. The Knicks, oh man, it's gonna be crazy. Man.
Everybody gonna be in the motherfucking building man, Frish Rock.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Uh fact Joe that they might be a or who all,
Denzil might Spike Lee gonna be in that Master splin
On gonna be in that six nine, gonna be in
that mother Jim Jones gonna be in that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Every Body don't beat down two oh.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
On the Celtist Bill Russell rolling over and there got
damn grade right now. Man, you see Pop Pierce have
to walk his ass to work from the big he made.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
He said that the Boss and Celvil gonna win Game two.
You lie, Pete, she knew it's the new year.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
She at the same. No more.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And I see some of y'all on the man, the
NBA just trying to make that shit, make that shit color.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No, they ain't.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I don't want to hear that bullshit. I don't wanna
fucking give that ship right now. The New York Knicks
is bowling. Let's give the New York Knicks they fucking credit.
Y'all always want to take shit away from the Knicks.
Were not doing that this shup. We're gonna give a
New York Knicks. They credit when it's due, and it's
due right now. When it comes to the fourth quarter,
them motherfuckers is.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Balls to the wall.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's all I'm saying. It's balls to the walls. That's
what's going on with the New York Knicks right now.
They taking it straight to god damn bosson Cilstters. Ain't
nothing y'all can do about it. And I'm loving more.
I'm singing too. I won't Boston ass out of left.
I don't want them being the goddamn Lakers rucker right now.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm just being real, camel Hagel. I don't give a
damn I want to Bosston. Cilstters ask hock of it.
Number one, how did your Doncal? Yeah, that man might
have bring up there fucking them boywires and this is
shit for hell and ibody.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Tell y'all marry them hoes.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But y'all want to fire your Doncal though, bring somebody
else in for you or two, and then let him
get rinked. Same way Golden State did Mark Jackson, same
way they did your Doncal. Damn Right, John Starts gonna
be in the building, a Charles Oakley gonna be in
the building, Marcus carried Me gonna be in the building.
Allan Houston gonna be in the belt. Greg Anthony gonna
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be in the belt. Patrick, you ain't gonna be in
the belt. The Nick said, some hell of a players.
Y'all get ranged up, god get ringing.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
To black Ass and Michael Jordan, and it took the
spur Us and to the Houston Rockets. But the New
York Knicks have had some great playoffs over the years.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm not saying they ain't, but they y'all get y'all
get ranging to some juggernauta playoffs.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Even when y'all had Mellow, y'all had a squad.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Y'all didn't win, but y'all had Melo, j yall Smith Shunk,
y'all had Linz Sangity, y'all remember y'all had Jeremy Lynn.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
At one point of time in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Jeremy Lynn was hotter, not better, but hotter than Kobe Bryant.
Everybody was tuning in to watch Lynn Sanity. I'll never
forget that shit. Everybody was tuning in to watch Germany
Lenn even though it was Kamelo team, but at the
time it was Germany Le team. Everything went to Germany Lee.
(09:51):
You don't even know where German Lein had no goddamn more.
But once a point in time, Jeremy Lenn was the
man of the New York Knicks. The New York Knicks
fish Rugland for fifty motherfucking years. Now they finally shining
right now, and they do have a chance to beat
the defending Chumps. They do got a change. I ain't
gonna lie about that now. If Boston come back, I
(10:12):
can see that they Boston. But if Boston lose this series,
I got a question for y'all tonight. If Boston Celsters
lose this series, do y'all break up the tanandum between
Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown. Now, let's say antw was
(10:33):
high for about a month, bro real talk. I don't
know what you talking about. So if Boston selteris lose
this series, do y'all break up Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown?
I'm waiting on y'all, y'all talk to me. Somebody say yes, no,
hell yes, both of them trash and here cap no
how long the boys been together? About five six years?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Now? One ring? Where else could y'all he take them?
Playing at? Do you move? Take him? Do you move? Brown?
Which one do you move? Do you move? Take them?
Or do you move Jayleen Brown? Which one of these
guys do you move?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You got you gotta ask your question yourself that which
one of these guys if I move, will my team
still be the same or with my team suffer a
loss major loss? And we know Jason Tatum is one
of the top premier players in the game show is
Jalen Brown. But that's a good question to have. Who
would you rather have? Take them Jaylen Brown?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You let Brown go? Take them? Not going on world.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Trade take them? Take them the face of Conceltans, Jaylen Brown.
I'm gonna be honest, man, I'm gonna trade Jalen Brown.
I'm gonna get Jaylen Brown.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I asked up out there. I'm gonna get whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm gonna get some some picks or or I'm gonna get.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You know who could.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
They ain't getting to replace Brown though, Bradley bell Uh.
I think about Bradley Bealer replacing Jaylen Brown and moving
Jaylen Brown to the Phoenix Sons. That might work, y'all.
Think about what I just told y'all. Jaylen Brown took
the Phoenix Sons for Bradley Beal. I think that's a
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good one, y'all. Think about that. Okay, see got revenge
on the Nuggets last night. There's one one now with
them Shay Alexander winoff. Uh, you know he'll leave get
me pee. I guess they ain't gave it to him yet.
Me personally, I could see the Nuggets winning one more game, y'all.
I can really see the Nuggets winning one more game.
(12:46):
But that's about it. I think okay se gonna win
this shi at six. I think they got gonna figure
it out. Yes, yolks don't make shots, but at the
end of the day, they playing tough defense, hand in
the face, were boxing. Now we're gonna get We're gonna
get the steals, We're gonna get out in the fast break,
gonna do some shit that y'all Nuggets can't stop. So
when the game slow down, that's when the Nuggets that
they best. But when Okac running the gunny and a
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team in the league can beat these boys. So that's
what they showed last night. They beat the Nuggets by
forty three motherfucking points. Do you hear me? Foty three
mother fucking points. Some of y'all are gonna say, all right,
just the game, that don't matter how many of your
lost you're just allowed. No, it's something different than a
forty three point laws. The letting me know right now
(13:29):
when we play, when the Oklahoma City is saying, when
they play their game, when they on top of their game,
y'all can't fuck with us.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
That's what I've.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Seen, broom, when y o our game, We've blown y'all
asses out the wall.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
And I told y'all ain't I told y'all. Can the
Nuggets keep it up when they bigger? Do it again? Yeah,
they can do it again. Dude, you just hating on
my nugget. You see, yall one line to you?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You see how come see how Oklahoma CIA came out
with urgency since the urgent sit That's how you're supposed
to come out when you lose game one.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You're supposed to come out the next game on five
on five.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
If you are legal like shape, he would leave gig
ot the way I got there. I'm running one folk
gig out the way I got this. At what star
players do in the NBA. When it's time to take over.
You give me the goddamn ball. I'm not running over
here in no corner. I'm not shying away from nothing.
I want the ball. That's what Shaye were doing last
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night and he got out. Remember Jayden William did even
have a good game last night. Let's be real.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He ain't haggas. Yeah, he ain't even just.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Ball out like he supposed the ball out yet so
serious one one. We'll see how it is tomorrow night.
But I look for Oklahoma to continue to ride the
high hend. I look for them to go into Denver
tomorrow and go up to one.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Let me know how y'all got this series ending. I
got ending in six with the Thunder. But man, just
the underdogs winning right now, Man, between the between the
Pacers and the Knicks.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I know they're saying the NBA ratings is down. I
donna give a damn all about about that.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Ship.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm watching some good basketball being played right now, y'all,
and I'm super excited about the future of the NBA.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yes, we're gonna miss Lebron another year or two when
he gone carry them when they gone.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
But the NBA is in good hands right now with Shaye,
with Yokish, with Spider Man, with Holler Burton, with ant Man,
with U Joe Wick when he get right.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I think the NBA win beyondble like I can.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I forget about win beyond But man, like we that's
the team that we need to be watching out for
the Spurs right now because they got plenty of money
down there, and you know, you never know who, like
they got Darren Fox down there now, might be looking
to add another piece with them. So it ain't old
for San Antonio, all my spirit fans out there, It
ain't old for y'all. Y'all, feature is very bright, That's
(16:00):
all I'm saying. The feature is very bright up there.
And with uh, what's sanging? We're sanging tone of your
Spurs right now. But like I said, back to the
next game with uh, with the Pacers in the in
the in the calf, they're going home.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I hate to say this, and I might be jumping
the gun, but the Calves can missrin and get swepped.
Pacers ain't fearing no boy them, Mike Ilse. Pacers ain't
fearing no damn body.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
They not. They really feel like they gonna win this
damn series. You're gonna let me go up too. Oh
on your ass, Okay, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
What damn who you're bringing back Moses John the Baptist,
I don't give what that.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'm on two. Oh, I'm going home.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I'm finished ending this shit at the crib. Them are
the kind of players I'm gonna see. I'm ending this
ship at the house. Ain't no difference between me in
these streets. I get my ass tore up every day.
When I'm making buck of the house, I won't lose.
I'm a bad some bitch.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Is the house. But gotside the eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I ain't gonna meet me, doctor Paul B. I'm in
my front yard and my neighbor over there talking that shit.
Bring your big bag ass over.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Here, cool me? Who else? Niggles?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Bring your ass over here and I show you something
that they But when I'm out of the stoves, I'm
at the club, I'm at the lounges. Bubba Duve don't
talk shit. Bubba dub is a humble man. I ain't
got much to say. You got it, You got it
When you come to my mother walking your doat Nigga,
you feeling, you feeling, get the business. And that's on, Jake, God,
(17:38):
that's how I vote. I'm quiet. We gonna buy myself.
But when I'm with my niggas, I'm a lion.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Ain't community. Ain't your big bag ass him?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So we got people in the world right now that
think they the badgest people in the world until people
show the mother why yeah, you got people come over here,
they gonna wolf, They're gonna they gonna talk shit all
day at long, or if somebody knocked, they motherfucking asks.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Not here different.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Man, Man, I really wouln't even know that type of
time you would lie you talked to all that shit
nigga talking now, talking now, probably won't. While I'm so
upset tonight, I'm going through some shit. Man, My uncle mission,
but he ain't missing. I know where a motherfucker at,
but the motherfucker missing the point that I've been trying
(18:28):
to tell him that god damn stealing and birroing is
two different goddamn things. Believe that stealing and borroing is
two different goddamn things, y'all.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Real talk. You ever had somebody, you let.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Somebody borrow some goddamn money and they had no intentions
on giving you your money back?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
To me, that's stealing. And my uncle know it through
my motherfucking money.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Uncle, that you borrow sitting the fire goddamn dollars come
to find out you ain't have no intention of paying
nim back. But get what nip on. You gonna give
me my money. I'm gonna tell your goddamn probation off
of you. You back smoking rocks.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Thank y'all. One one, I wheel.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I need the money up same way you come over
here crying about how you need this and that. Goddamn
I need my shit back, Sidney, five dollars, I bu it, uncle,
not nigga, pay me.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You're a listen, mother fucker, borrow some money. Man. The
motherfuckers sat dodging you, and shit, I'm forgigon.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You see them at the storey, motherfucker, hide behind tools,
hide behind the snake.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Motherfuck I'll see you. You ain't got to do all
that with me. This fake is on, man. The reel
ain't real no more.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
The fake doesn't become real now, don't you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Like the real people in the world, in the world
get punished, and if that makes sense to y'all, are
real people in the world got it bad.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
The people who are fake ain't full of shit.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
They be winning man them, hole with them, fake asses
hold with no asses lose and can't keep a man
cheating on them, beating on them, creeping on them, sleeping
on them, meeting up on them, doing everything in the world.
It's them holes, there's them BBL.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It's some covid bb A holes. That's one I'm getting
being the whole manning. I don't go down with y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I like them covid bb A whole them, them big
motherfucker ass them, whole them hosts. That motherfucker might be
sideways all over him, but the ass offt commit. If
he ain't never had your one, boy, can get you
one shit, You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Shit. I'm telling you the truth tonight. Sitting around in Michigan,
he's training.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I don't know about that one found forty dollars Brunnie
for Tager.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Come on now, let's be real. Bro.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
We know y'all ain't finna get no damn Brnnie. I
ain't for no damn take them. Come on, dog, come on,
take make that goddamn bad. And I don't think Brunnie
that bad. I just know he ain't gonna take him never.
But come on in, y'all, trip PJ.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Some might say a master to trade, you're gonna masters
trash to you horn it. You ain't got nobody else
to come over, but that big booty mother fucker you
gonna die. Let no more, you gonna die, that motherfucker
nonumna for hecker, come over them, and I don't think
shit joying myself for one of no motherfuckers. Man, you
(21:43):
win me with them, goddamn COVID BBL. Hey, yeah, yeah,
God watching, God watching went down and had this surgeon shit,
you know, God watching your motherfuckering. The doctors told y'all whole,
you gotta work out and drink water. But what you
hold do, y'all, Some motherfucking quills you hold with these
(22:05):
bbers on the working night in June July and almost
that's why your body build like a crayon box.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Now hold you ain't following that rich.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
God, ain't please, God, ain't please, y'all cried the goud
for at ten twelve, fifteen thousand dollars to get that
little ass. Y'all went down there and got cut open,
and the doctor told you look him, baby, You got
the work out, got to drink water, got the exercise,
You got to take care of yourself, and you holes.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It's quills.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
As soon as you came home, you healed up. You
worked out for a month or two. Your little funk
cad friend or your boyfriend told you look good.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
And you stopped working out. Now you're gonna gain weight
doing it like you have a bb now hole.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You gonna waste it money now, God Spirit, your lives
laying on that table, cutover because you cook a dive
on that table. Just know that them bbll shit, that
shiit ain't safe. That shit ain't safe. Mamma keeping your
goddamn kids, your kids runging, your mama crazy, your mama
forty eight, she still like to get dick down. But
here you is down in Miami, all cut open, the
(23:09):
shit crying over some nigga ain't taking your medicine, stitches
busting over.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You ain't worth a damn. You ain't worth a damn. Now,
ain't taking me to tell y'all about y'allself. You got
to do better. These kids then asked to be born,
y'all bringing these kids into the world. You sleep on
every nigger in the world. These kids don't know who
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their daddy is. They don't know nothing. You have them.
They goddamn name.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
They tell you, I tell you a color, well they
do head push your name, little girl, my name blue.
The hell going on, yo, Mama ain't taught you shit.
Y'all think the shit cute, though I don't thank you all.
I really don't time change now I'm different, man. This
shit ain't cute no more than me.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Man. These big booby ho he fine women out here
ain't worth for damn the hole scabbing the hole. They
ain't got no.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Work to stay. They staying with their mama. They ain't
got no car. If they do got a car, the
trans mission slipper. And if the train mission ain't slipping
all four tires on, that bitch bad the hole be
slides into them lounge, just them bad ass ties.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
And laughing and sit squeaking. I need to get my
shit fixed. That shit been squeaking since two songers ago.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
But you trying to plague God like you normally get
your shiell ties ro taking and shit, bitch stop. They
old that all sign on that motherfucker say twenty three,
bitches twenty five, and didn't you know you ain't took
that jumping and got his arch at any day now
that that mobor can lock up, I need to let
you come.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Nothing I know goddamn car. If I do it's gonna
be with Savage titles. I'm quick.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh I'm good at buying savage title car thirty five
hundred all day from them Mexicans community.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Every engine light on in that motherfucking car, but it
run good. But every light on, ab is the moga
All the lights on, you think, and it's a sensor.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So when your people get in your car and hey, yo,
light on beach, mind your bitch, I hate your nose.
That motherfucker get in my car while this light on,
don't worry about it. I thought you need to ride
to the store. Well, goddamn it, just ride and be quiet.
I know my car's shaking when I crank that motherfucker up.
I know I need to tie rod. I know that,
I know I need I feel I know I need
to all changed. I know I need a lot of
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cigare on this goddamn car.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
But I don't need you to remind me. I remind
myself every day I get this ragglar motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
That's why if I pulled to the store and the
stove's full, I pull around back and get out of
my car.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I don't want everybody hear my shit.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
You know what I'm saying I got a regular ass hundle,
but that motherfucker sounded like a scatter pack. I don't
want people laughing at me. I don't need her at me.
Pull up, I Uber, where your car at getting painted?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
For real? What you're getting done to a candy ten
coats of current handy.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I ain't gonna lie to my car getting painted. Baby,
I'm getting the yan they on the fuck of summer. Yeah,
you got through swingersh coming him super pokes community. When
that third month hit, they be looking for that car.
That's when I got to let them go. Cause about
that third month, about the eighty nine ninety day, they
ready to see this car.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And you've been talking.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I've been talking about this motherfucker all the time when
it hit that ninety day.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Man, look man, this it ain't working out between me
and you. Man, only what you mean we're doing great now? Bitch.
Fuck it's a bitch. I need to be by myself. Man,
you know what I'm saying. You ain't for me? Hold
you are you a kiss me? I started making up
all kinds, but you a kiss me? And I just
want all. I'm gonna do it all. I'm gonna do
it s you win. That's all I want to do
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is see you win. But you been against me?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Mother, What are you talking about? You know exactly what
the fuck I'm talking about. You are deuvivil. That's how
I be getting away from them whole right there, making
up all kinds of shit and let them go. Nobody
see my rag lass car bucket and the people really
know me. Know I got the hungdle.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I'm in the whip every day that hundle something like
weed new ports as tampon.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's how I've been had to call for a minute.
You know it's been passed down. It's a good car.
I ain't with all that. Who got the tight new
who got the nask? I ain't with all that mine?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
See y'all into the material shiit, Bitch, I got a
nae heart. I ain't got no naze car. I ain't
got no knaves high I am I got. I got
a nice heart, though, bitch.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
If you got into a car wreck, bitch, I'll be
up for you. I'll be up feeding you. Vegetable suit
bitch me. These niggas got all that money, they ain't
gonna be up for you. They gonna be on to
the next bit.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Bitch. Just the heart for me.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
And that's what you gotta find around right now. When
you got friends, you gotta find real friends. When you up,
they gonna be with you when you're down. They gonna
be with you when you're in between. They gonna be
with your man. Stop getting this money going out here,
fellas getting these bullshit assholes that don't mean you know,
motherfucking good. You seen the movie Tyler Perry, don't you
real talk? You remember when Charles left us wid Yeah,
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for the little young sweet motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
The Charles had a stroke. Just what the young motherfucker
wasn't no more. He'll know you got the thing like
this shit. And I ain't look dumb, my motherfucker, I'm not.
I know what's going on. I know who for me
and who bitch ass is fine. You can see it
her ass from the front, yellow skin, bitch smeal, good
(28:45):
cat good, all this and that, but their whole heart pause.
Do you hear me? Her heart pause?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
So be wise with the decision and y'all making these
days man with these women, because everything look good, ain't good, nigga,
he's some.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Fire holes in the world the whole Oh you be dying. Oh,
I won't guess when I want that one. Can't funky
damn on fock for your pope? Do you like you
be said? Can't funk it? And I'm telling you now
(29:27):
keep it. No more goddamn secrets, nothing n.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Relationship, either your girl or your nigga keeping they phone
face down like that.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Just know that phone got more goddamn secrets than the Pendagne.
Believe me when I tell.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
You that.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Knowna say, damn if you're with your girl or you.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
With your liver, and they keep they phone flatched flat
down like this all the time. That phone got more
secrets than the Pendagon. New bitch ain't for you or
he ain't for you, just putting your own game. See
a real nigga gonna have his phone out, look at
the nigga does shut up? A real nigga gonna erase
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everything you need to be erased. Fam That's all I'm saying.
I'm in racing, when I'm before I come in the house,
I'm in my car, I'm erasing every one of the
fucking thing work. So ain't nobody called you today and didn't.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
It ain't nobody doing by me.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Talk this whole day. Ain't nobody called to text you. No,
tell them hold the truth, don't tell them hold nothing.
Let them think what they want to think. Because one
thing about a woman. When a woman thinks some shit,
think you're gonna done some shit. That's just what it
is in her mind. You goetnet done. It ain't nothing
(30:46):
you can do with change her thought till you really
sha you get you fuck that bitch, bob, What do
you think? Be honest, I thank you fucked. There you go,
even though I didn't. Well, I'm gonna let you think that.
It's a different when a woman think you doing something,
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they gonna investigate. They might cry a little bit, but
the woman gonna keep their motherfucking cool because they got
their homegirls on the side. Us niggas win' got nothing.
Our homeboy laughing never he the reason why we were
sucking the hole. We can't call that whole ad nigga. Yeah,
he gonna keep trying.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
To tell you to do more and more, more, more shit.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
But what your homeboy don't tell you is the lives
changing events that's gonna go through going happen in your life.
When your girl cheat on you, Yeah, that shit fun
him when you fucking the hole or when that motherfucker
when your other half do it to you. That shit
ain't fun no motherfucking more. That shit ain't funding no
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motherfucking more.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Man. Yeah, you don't want to cry.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
You don't carry about the basketball game, No goddamn more,
football game no more. You gonna carey about nothing about
the holes no more. All you've learned about is home.
You trying to find out the nigga hoop and putting
dick to your girl. That's all you more, motherfucker find No,
you don't want to eat no more. You love hamburgers
and French fried with the sprite coming on, But.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Now you gonna want to eat no more. And just
with that.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
When you're not eating and stressing what you do, you
lose weight, crabby lad. Now you ain't yourself no more.
Now you're at your job. You normally be on at
your job seven o five every day, semno five. Now
you pulling in seventy eleven, seven thirteen, sem seventeen.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Now the boss doing it? Hey comme, yes, sir, you
know you've been one of my best workers.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
But I noticed just this week alone, unless you know
you've been working with me for about eight years now, Yeah,
y'all have and this three times this week.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You've been late, lose everything at home. Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Now, when a white man ask you some shit like that,
y'all you leg on his motherfucking naads.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Well, Bob, everything ain't okay, my old lady cheek.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
You know, white people knows. So how you coping with that?
That's the word that you how you know? Black people say, well,
how you dealing with the white people say? How you
coping with it? Well, we'll be honest. I ain't coping
with him thinking about killing myself, thinking about killing her.
I'm thinking about hurting him.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
And then that's how I go.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I guess the evil thoughts to come across your mind. Man, shit,
you never thought you was thinking. You're thinking and now, man,
you know what I'm saying. You got fire in your eyes,
your mama calling baby, okay, bitch you a little like
I'm okay, bitch.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I was two hunder seventy five pounds last week. Bitch,
I'm two ten, I'm too teen. I can't fit my
timbling boots. No goddamn more. I'm not okay.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Say, I ain't bitch the cheating on you. She still
let the crib though, patting on your baby. It's okay
one day at the time, yeah, beach, one day talking,
I'm choking your motherfucking ass. She hurt, y'all, why she hurt.
I can't through that storm. If anybody out there going
through it, I pray for your brother or sister, pray
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for it.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm going through some shit right now in my life.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Man, My my son got cut from the basketball team,
and I had to go have words with this motherfucking
stepdaddy that stood like real talk. I said, look here, nigga,
you want to be in my son, motherfucking lie, you
gonna have to teach this nigga how to play basketball.
What the keep doing calling me for crying to me
(34:28):
for That's what.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Joe ass to for. You wanted my god damn spot.
You got it.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
You wanted my spot, bitch, you got it. You gonna
teach this nigga how to strouble with that left. You
gonna teach that nigga how to shoot freak throw. You
gonna teach this nigga how to trouble.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'm damn show night. You gonna call me to lose weight,
go to the hospital. Behind this ball head and lass hole.
You gonna took my girl from me? You gonna deal
with these I don't want it. No, God damn oh,
(35:07):
y'all are not My little nigga called it me. Hey, dad,
how need you a couple over and teach me how
to shoot? I will not. I will not.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
You got somebody in your life that cried, jumped on me,
had me beig up a couple of times, Still had
me jumped on y'all. I'm being one hundred the night
I'm confessing my scenes from what's really going on. Still
had me beat up a couple of times, fighting to
me behind my gap. I got tired of getting the
masks whupping. Say you know what, you can have this, bitch.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I'm out not worb No got that more. He ain't
got urb I mean no, got that, mom. But with this,
you have to take on the responsibilities. Yeah, and I
meant that. I'm not doing a mother fucking thing. Y'all
can call me a sigh rad.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Dagger that beat.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I don't care what damn I'm not training my son
how to do a goddamn thing. That stood will, and
I'm gonna keep throwing it up in my baby mama face.
You want a real man, but tell that real goddamn
man to teach this nigga how to build man. You
smart than my some get You see I talked about
(36:18):
I'm talking about. I know you wasn't gonna be shit.
That's why your daddy wasn't not for you, so he
so they don't surprise me. You didn't want me and
my son.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Lie you like to repeat the cycle. I'm gonna help
you going through some shit, y'all.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I'm telling your man, I'm I'm fighting demons every motherfucking day,
every motherfucking day.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I had a little project car. I hag over girl.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I had a little uh eighty eight Caprice box shaving
the stood driving my goddamn box shiving. Now, man, I
saw my shiit up there playing fitness to the goddamn day.
She jumping out of my car. She got a little
grill in her mouth for shit.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I started.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
But I need to be here, you know I don't.
I don't need to be in jail. That ain't a
place for a young brother like myself. But I wanted
to ass.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Man, y'all, don't understand my pain.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Y'all get up here, y'all laugh at me, But doud
be really going through some shit, y'all, And it's not
even funny, bro, like walking in on your girl with
a stud. And they stood, had that goddamn roads going,
and they were listening to Rome. Y'all know that old
(37:36):
school song. Wrong, I belong to you, I belong I
give all my love to you that song right there,
I walked in on they stood. She had that goddamn
rods going through on my girl and my old lady.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
That shaken.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I ain't never seen a shake like this for my
goddamn live for I can't get that out of my mind, man.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
And it shocked me at first.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And I come to it like you bitch, you cheating
on men with the run and nugga, break that shit up.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
And that stood hit me with a bad motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I don't know what that stood hit me with, y'all,
but I sugar on myself, and I have to be
honest with y'all, really have I don't. I don't know
what what she hit me with, but I shug on myself, bro,
and I didn't want to fight no more. I don't
know what she hit me with, but I ain't want
(38:41):
to fight no more. I on't got baptized that it
happened on a Tuesday. I one't got baptized that Wednesday
night changed my live. I gave my live to the
good Lord Man I did. And that's my missage to
y'all tonight. Man, A lot of time shiit in my
lives don't go right. It don't go right, and like
everything you touching wrong. But let me tell you some man,
(39:02):
God chastise the ones he love the most. Man, keep
holding onto gods and changing hands. He will open doors
for you that you didn'll never think will open. And
I'm being straight up onnest with your guy will open
doors man for you you might not got. So you know,
keys open doors, Key's open doors. Never forget that God
will give you the keys to open doors that you
(39:25):
need them those to open.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I promise you that.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
But you got to stay lone. You gotta stay faithful.
You got to stay with him through the thicket. Then
you can't just call on him all when you're doing bad.
You got to call on him too when you're doing
good too. No, lay man, thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Man, thank you for waking you up. Man, I can
feel my big toe. Some people can't feel a big toe.
Some people can't walk, some people can't get out the bed.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Man, So you got to think the man up above
for everything you got going on in your life.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Man, God not.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Gonna give you what you want. He gonna give you
what you need and get because you get into a
little trouble. Oh Lord, can you give me out this situation?
And he gonna come when you want him to come.
Show you feel a little discourised. That ain't the way
of peace.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Peace me steal my guy up there, bull mountains, My
guy a clutter road.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
For you when it's ring and then it's thunder and
you can't see the road, but only you could barely see.
But guy opened it up where you can see everything. Man,
that man up there amazing. I'm trying to tell you, man,
I'm a man.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Please this gude ways even his Enemis can't touch. Telling
you some real spirit of the night. Man.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
If you're watching this show, he's being presented by prize
picks right there downal log prize picks. Man, use my
promo code with the trash with the two ages more
or less on your favorite player Right now, they're doing
a three pick flex on. You can do it up
to five times a day. You got them to make
thirty first to put this three pick flex in. You
have a chance to go to a chachampionship. They took
(41:01):
me to the Rockets in the Warriors game. But you
got a chance to go on to the championship court side,
and you will be able to take a friend too
as well.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
If you win. Choice is a win win situation. The
only way you win.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
If you're gonna play real talk, you're gonna have to
actually win the pick. You can try to put your
entries in. Man, that's all you gotta do it. You
can do it up to five times a day. Three
pick flicks. That's all you got to do. If you
can't watch my show, you know what to do. Go
to Apple podcast, go with Spotify. Type in the bubble
Dub show. Who damn man, Real Talk, put y'all.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Chopping up with me. Hey, look Wick, what to do?
Say'll be what to do, Big Maggie? What to do?
Knowing strictly what he do?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Man, My baby mama most definitely gave that niggah.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Let that nigga who was knocking her down carry our
kid on our taxis.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
One year, boy, boy, I was a big mad and
you know, my whole family like I leave her hole,
and I was like, yeah, I hear you, but I
know ain't neither one y'all gonna let me come stay
with y'all. So she I'm good where I'm at. And
you know every weekend she'll leave. I know she will
be with him. So it ain't like I didn't know
(42:20):
what she was. You know what I'm saying. She would
come home when she came home. You know what I'm saying.
I tried to get me something. She say, she hurting
all nothing shit. You know, dude was punishing them like
I gotta get that niggas props that nigga. I'm talking
about the studs, and they were punishing whatever he had,
(42:41):
whatever deal though, whatever he was punishing my boy I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Boy. She she didn't want me to touch her when
she come home. Sometime.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Man, we used to go to church as a family,
and she stopped going to church and me started going
with him or whatever they want to call theyselves a
shit because they couldn't go to my church and my
pastors don't play that shit.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
So they start going to some other church and they
passed over there. You know, he was with it or whatever.
But my pastor was with that ship. But yeah, man,
I come, I come through that ship. Man. I see
a light now. Man.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
For a while ago, y'all, I was down, man, I
was lost. But now I'm fine. Hell man, I was bigger.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Now I'm sweet. Yeah, Man, time heal everything.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Man. I don't know if y'all ever been through heartbreak.
Y'all don't want to go through heartbreak, man, heartbreak? How
you doing shit you ain't never done, Like putting sugar
in the whole tank, putting the whole tires on flat, man,
bringing these whole weaves and ship, throwing away this whole
fast and over ship, and shinging shit like calling her
mama and cussing her mama for even having this dishloyer
(43:50):
your ass whole uh you know, uh, you know, being
messy and get doing out man, this whole man that
had you doing shit you ain't never done before. Man.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Man, I've been there. Man, I'm better now. I've been
to therapy, p M. I'm doing good. Man.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
I'm still going to add classes though I still be
drinking and driving and ship, but uh, I'll be driving
on back roads.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
So you know I cause you know.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I'm a drunk alcoholic y'all. I'm a goddamn alcoholic man. Mhm,
love drinking. Man, Just drink myself to death. Man, that's
just what they do. Man, Just I go grab me
for goddamn butt light, get me a god damn kept
her scold, goddamn I hit that old back robe, mean
(44:41):
old Mandy, mean old Mandy. Hit that back robe, and
goddamn I cut the lights off. She look at me like,
what are you doing? Getting naked right here, right now?
Goddamn right getting naked, and we enjoy ourself. Roll the
don't know what to dude, appreciate it. Man, nigga say
(45:03):
his baby mama sart like my.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Lad baby brother, super trash dude, ain't nothing not him.
You got a good thing, you better keep them. I'm
telling you now, you got a good thing.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
You better mother freaking keeper in your life, because what
look good ain't good, and what you think is bad
ain't really bad.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
If that makes sense to you. Stay put. Yo, ain't
talking about ship no more. But the way they hold
me lying. Man, you talk to a holy day.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah, I'm a nerse just be a seeing that it's
been a seeing Nate left me. Ye, you ain't thought
about trying to go take a test or go to college?
Be heavy in or I'm.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Good while I'm here. I mean, it's twenty three hours hour, dude,
I'm good now. But you set and it ain't nothing
wrong with twenty three dollars an hour. Bitch, You settling
when you can be making it. Spit it, do you?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
You?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
You could be making it fit? Did gotta want it?
Y'all go want this shit. Thank you opportunity in tonight.
Though I appreciate y'all love y'all be doing on the show.
I appreciate you. Man.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
She gave got an a little text. Now, I'm just saying,
though y'all can kiss me Friday and Saturday. I'll can
kiss me tomorrow night and tacame to Washington at the
Tacoma Comedy Club May night, May tenth, Folk shows two Friday,
two Saturday.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
You can't make it. Tell a friend. Tell a friend now.
June twentieth. June twenty, you.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Can catch me in Tampa Bay, Florida at the Funny Bone.
That's where I will be crab. Tell the tickets. June twenty,
I'm at the Funny Bone in Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I can't wait. June fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
They can kiss me in Nebraska June fifteenth, you can
kiss me in Rock Island, Illinois. June night teenh you
can kiss me in Fort Worth, Texas at the Dickie
is a Ringer. It's going down. Grab them tickets wherever
I'm at, Grab them tickets. Come see me fresh off
the Wee the Ones tour. And I'm having a ball.
(47:10):
I mean enjoying life. I'm doing what I love to do.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Uh is it up? Since it's down? You damn right?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
But I wasn't traded for nothing in the world. And
y'all be safe out there. It's storming down here in
the age. Y'all be safe out there, man. And if
you happen to be in too, Coma Washington this weekend,
pull up on me. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers,
to all y'all mothers, to all your wives, girlfriends who
are mothers from me, Happy Mother's Day to all the
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real mothers they take care of their kids, that will
suck a dick or two to feed their kids. Y'all
a real motherfucking champions to me, oh, morming that a
get out here and get that ass a fuck a
betterment of her kids.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
It's a blessing from God. That's my time or mount
peace and blessing them out.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
The volume
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Mhm
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show Late Night Edition. Yeah,
we're gonna get real freaking at night.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Now you don't get dressed like joonash It.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Every time I close my eyes, I wake up feeling
so honey, I can't get you out of my mind.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Sex and you is all that. See what you do?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Gay you Welcome to the bub door Joe, hit the light,
hit the subscribe. But when when you do, make sure
you keep your notifications turned on. Hopefully everybody having had
a great day. I did you know the Good Lord
woke us up this morning so I was able to
try to be better than I was yesterday. That's all
we can do, y'all. We can't worry about yesterday. We
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only can worry about today. With that being said, I
know I just got through watching the Golden State Warriors
lose to the Minnesota Timberwolves. And let me just say
this right now, it's Stephen Curry, Steph, don't come back.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It's over, buddy. Hell musty feels.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I don't give a damn Steph Thu, Steph Curry, don't
come back. It's oh, they ain't got nobody over there,
Jamisha Butler ain't. I can't cut the mustard. He needs
some more Damn toefield. Something could cuck us tonight, wasn't it?
Minnesoga timber Wolves bench had forty five points tonight. Let
me tell y'all something he can't telling my team bench.
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Give him forty five points. You're not gonna beat When
Julius Rounder going off at Man had a better shoot
now he only had twenty points when he was six
for thirteen.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
They get controlled the game.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
That's that's all I can really say on that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Draymond Green, come on, got Draymond taking ten shots?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
He had three out of ten? That they now winning? Shit? Uh,
Dolling State, Hey, it sucks, man. Injury sucks.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
And I hate that fucking simple fact that if Curry
don't get hurt, maybe they win this series.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Maybe they wining this motherfucker series of Curry don't get hurt,
but you hurt.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
So it looked like Minnysota gonna be advancing to the
next round.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Damn, Dubby just won the one.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Why you giving up on Golden State right now? Because
I can cause I fucking can.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Series over. He ain't coming back over.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Cut the TV out y'all can go back to bipping cars.
Y'all can do all that shit out there in the bear.
Are that y'all normally do? Oh you hate, go god
in the baby. You really chill cart and gover, say
Francisco or Oakland. Your ass get rowed, do niggas don't
even let you sit your ass done in the wrist
rum before they are already breaking your windows out your
calls come up, motherfucker, I tell you that.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I ain't selling you.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
I can tell him what the ulcer they broke it.
My nudder cars stole all my shirts. Shit, I stealing
this motherfucker was seeing out there in the bay. I
love the bad I got some good people out there,
you know. Shout out to mister five now e fory
too short now. But the motherfuckers out there be stealing. Yeah, yeah,
motherfucker's and the baby stealing.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Stealing, that's what be going on out there.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yeah, ain't gotta go home for two games, but gotta
look for Minnesoga to end this shit in five same
way they did the Lakers, same way they gonna do
Golden State. They gotta do Golden State like that. You
did the Lakers like that don't take it easy on
the other team. You ain't taking easy on us. Brun
running around the motherfucker wking knee brace on Nickel. Whatta
give damn you about bruhn A bout you springing your
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damn mc al nigga.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
We lost and I got to walk around here with
a sad face. He sh the brick. God damn Neill.
We got excuses going through some shit, y'all. Y'all gonna
understand what I'm going through. Man.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I mean every time I make a video, Oh million,
Mercy low, I don't want to talk about the damn
Lakers no more. When you talking about golda state in Minnesota.
Minnesoga tied the series up today one one, and my eyes, if.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Carrie don't come back, it's over. Ain't if.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
Okay, Okay, hey buddy, He's go thirty five, Jamisha, Butler's
go thirty. Draymond give you fifteen, Comingle give you twelve.
Maybe maybe y'all beat y'all beat Minnesota, But I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
See y'all talk to me tonight. Man. I don't see
this shit. I don't I don't see this shit at all.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
But I really want to shift my attention over to
the New York Knicks in the Boston Celtics. New York
Knicks up too old right now? Who will who are
the new Who's seen this shit?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Come? I damn show didn't see this shit coming.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
The New York Knicks up two old on the Celtis
you bullish shit?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Well?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
They hels And let me tell you right now, Jason
Tatum and Jaylen Brown looking like straight up dogs shit
right now. If you asked me, fourth quarter, give a bible,
Jaylen Bronson, fourth quarter, give a bible, Makay Bridges, watch
them do what they do. Joe, them got damn you
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got them rests at the house right now. They got
their outfist alregularly out on the bed. Come tomorrow night,
they gonna be killing y'all motherfuckers at the game.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Mind. You can believe that them nigga got a little
bit to.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
A Truns coach Scoffs Boots, Ryane coach Jackets, they got
it all.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Believe that.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I told y'all, I told y'all focus game last night
that the New York Knicks. Wouldn't it be something if
they just went to the finals. Wouldn't it be something
if they won the finals they gonna be great for
the NBA.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's what's going on right now, man.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I mean the Boss itself has been a twenty plus
points in both of these games and still lost for
me that psychologically they I don't care what y'all say. Yup, Uh,
Boston might win one game in New York. I give
him that, But this series ending his six that's the
way I see. I seek the series ind in the
sixth with the with the New York Knicks, who will
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the new who Wiga saga shit coming?
Speaker 1 (06:13):
The underdogs is taking over right now in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Cat Wick Cat Cat William cat Uh caught Anthony Towns.
He gonna play better at home. Josh Hart gonna play
better at home. Jacklen Bronson gonna play bell at home.
Kyle Breach is gonna play better at home.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Normally home teams played Bugger one day at home. Normally
the road players don't normally trip on the road.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
But home. The Knicks, oh man, it's gonna be crazy. Man.
Everybody gonna be in the motherfucking building man, Frish Rock.
Speaker 2 (06:46):
Uh fact Joe that they might be a or who all,
Denzil might Spike Lee gonna be in that Master splin
On gonna be in that six nine, gonna be in
that mother Jim Jones gonna be in that motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
Every Body don't beat down two oh.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
On the Celtist Bill Russell rolling over and there got
damn grade right now. Man, you see Pop Pierce have
to walk his ass to work from the big he made.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
He said that the Boss and Celvil gonna win Game two.
You lie, Pete, she knew it's the new year.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Man.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
She at the same. No more.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
And I see some of y'all on the man, the
NBA just trying to make that shit, make that shit color.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
No, they ain't.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I don't want to hear that bullshit. I don't wanna
fucking give that ship right now. The New York Knicks
is bowling. Let's give the New York Knicks they fucking credit.
Y'all always want to take shit away from the Knicks.
Were not doing that this shup. We're gonna give a
New York Knicks. They credit when it's due, and it's
due right now. When it comes to the fourth quarter,
them motherfuckers is.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Balls to the wall.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
It's all I'm saying. It's balls to the walls. That's
what's going on with the New York Knicks right now.
They taking it straight to god damn bosson Cilstters. Ain't
nothing y'all can do about it. And I'm loving more.
I'm singing too. I won't Boston ass out of left.
I don't want them being the goddamn Lakers rucker right now.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm just being real, camel Hagel. I don't give a
damn I want to Bosston. Cilstters ask hock of it.
Number one, how did your Doncal? Yeah, that man might
have bring up there fucking them boywires and this is
shit for hell and ibody.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Tell y'all marry them hoes.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
But y'all want to fire your Doncal though, bring somebody
else in for you or two, and then let him
get rinked. Same way Golden State did Mark Jackson, same
way they did your Doncal. Damn Right, John Starts gonna
be in the building, a Charles Oakley gonna be in
the building, Marcus carried Me gonna be in the building.
Allan Houston gonna be in the belt. Greg Anthony gonna
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be in the belt. Patrick, you ain't gonna be in
the belt. The Nick said, some hell of a players.
Y'all get ranged up, god get ringing.
Speaker 1 (09:00):
To black Ass and Michael Jordan, and it took the
spur Us and to the Houston Rockets. But the New
York Knicks have had some great playoffs over the years.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
I'm not saying they ain't, but they y'all get y'all
get ranging to some juggernauta playoffs.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Even when y'all had Mellow, y'all had a squad.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Y'all didn't win, but y'all had Melo, j yall Smith Shunk,
y'all had Linz Sangity, y'all remember y'all had Jeremy Lynn.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
At one point of time in the NBA.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Jeremy Lynn was hotter, not better, but hotter than Kobe Bryant.
Everybody was tuning in to watch Lynn Sanity. I'll never
forget that shit. Everybody was tuning in to watch Germany
Lenn even though it was Kamelo team, but at the
time it was Germany Le team. Everything went to Germany Lee.
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You don't even know where German Lein had no goddamn more.
But once a point in time, Jeremy Lenn was the
man of the New York Knicks. The New York Knicks
fish Rugland for fifty motherfucking years. Now they finally shining
right now, and they do have a chance to beat
the defending Chumps. They do got a change. I ain't
gonna lie about that now. If Boston come back, I
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can see that they Boston. But if Boston lose this series,
I got a question for y'all tonight. If Boston Celsters
lose this series, do y'all break up the tanandum between
Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown. Now, let's say antw was
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high for about a month, bro real talk. I don't
know what you talking about. So if Boston selteris lose
this series, do y'all break up Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown?
I'm waiting on y'all, y'all talk to me. Somebody say yes, no,
hell yes, both of them trash and here cap no
how long the boys been together? About five six years?
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Now? One ring? Where else could y'all he take them?
Playing at? Do you move? Take him? Do you move? Brown?
Which one do you move? Do you move? Take them?
Or do you move Jayleen Brown? Which one of these
guys do you move?
Speaker 2 (11:09):
You got you gotta ask your question yourself that which
one of these guys if I move, will my team
still be the same or with my team suffer a
loss major loss? And we know Jason Tatum is one
of the top premier players in the game show is
Jalen Brown. But that's a good question to have. Who
would you rather have? Take them Jaylen Brown?
Speaker 1 (11:30):
You let Brown go? Take them? Not going on world.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
Trade take them? Take them the face of Conceltans, Jaylen Brown.
I'm gonna be honest, man, I'm gonna trade Jalen Brown.
I'm gonna get Jaylen Brown.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I asked up out there. I'm gonna get whatever.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I'm gonna get some some picks or or I'm gonna get.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
You know who could.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
They ain't getting to replace Brown though, Bradley bell Uh.
I think about Bradley Bealer replacing Jaylen Brown and moving
Jaylen Brown to the Phoenix Sons. That might work, y'all.
Think about what I just told y'all. Jaylen Brown took
the Phoenix Sons for Bradley Beal. I think that's a
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good one, y'all. Think about that. Okay, see got revenge
on the Nuggets last night. There's one one now with
them Shay Alexander winoff. Uh, you know he'll leave get
me pee. I guess they ain't gave it to him yet.
Me personally, I could see the Nuggets winning one more game, y'all.
I can really see the Nuggets winning one more game.
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But that's about it. I think okay se gonna win
this shi at six. I think they got gonna figure
it out. Yes, yolks don't make shots, but at the
end of the day, they playing tough defense, hand in
the face, were boxing. Now we're gonna get We're gonna
get the steals, We're gonna get out in the fast break,
gonna do some shit that y'all Nuggets can't stop. So
when the game slow down, that's when the Nuggets that
they best. But when Okac running the gunny and a
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team in the league can beat these boys. So that's
what they showed last night. They beat the Nuggets by
forty three motherfucking points. Do you hear me? Foty three
mother fucking points. Some of y'all are gonna say, all right,
just the game, that don't matter how many of your
lost you're just allowed. No, it's something different than a
forty three point laws. The letting me know right now
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when we play, when the Oklahoma City is saying, when
they play their game, when they on top of their game,
y'all can't fuck with us.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
That's what I've.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Seen, broom, when y o our game, We've blown y'all
asses out the wall.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
And I told y'all ain't I told y'all. Can the
Nuggets keep it up when they bigger? Do it again? Yeah,
they can do it again. Dude, you just hating on
my nugget. You see, yall one line to you?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
You see how come see how Oklahoma CIA came out
with urgency since the urgent sit That's how you're supposed
to come out when you lose game one.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You're supposed to come out the next game on five
on five.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
If you are legal like shape, he would leave gig
ot the way I got there. I'm running one folk
gig out the way I got this. At what star
players do in the NBA. When it's time to take over.
You give me the goddamn ball. I'm not running over
here in no corner. I'm not shying away from nothing.
I want the ball. That's what Shaye were doing last
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night and he got out. Remember Jayden William did even
have a good game last night. Let's be real.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
He ain't haggas. Yeah, he ain't even just.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
Ball out like he supposed the ball out yet so
serious one one. We'll see how it is tomorrow night.
But I look for Oklahoma to continue to ride the
high hend. I look for them to go into Denver
tomorrow and go up to one.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Y'all.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Let me know how y'all got this series ending. I
got ending in six with the Thunder. But man, just
the underdogs winning right now, Man, between the between the
Pacers and the Knicks.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Right now.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I know they're saying the NBA ratings is down. I
donna give a damn all about about that.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Ship.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
I'm watching some good basketball being played right now, y'all,
and I'm super excited about the future of the NBA.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yes, we're gonna miss Lebron another year or two when
he gone carry them when they gone.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
But the NBA is in good hands right now with Shaye,
with Yokish, with Spider Man, with Holler Burton, with ant Man,
with U Joe Wick when he get right.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
I think the NBA win beyondble like I can.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
I forget about win beyond But man, like we that's
the team that we need to be watching out for
the Spurs right now because they got plenty of money
down there, and you know, you never know who, like
they got Darren Fox down there now, might be looking
to add another piece with them. So it ain't old
for San Antonio, all my spirit fans out there, It
ain't old for y'all. Y'all, feature is very bright, That's
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all I'm saying. The feature is very bright up there.
And with uh, what's sanging? We're sanging tone of your
Spurs right now. But like I said, back to the
next game with uh, with the Pacers in the in
the in the calf, they're going home.
Speaker 1 (16:16):
Man.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I hate to say this, and I might be jumping
the gun, but the Calves can missrin and get swepped.
Pacers ain't fearing no boy them, Mike Ilse. Pacers ain't
fearing no damn body.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
They not. They really feel like they gonna win this
damn series. You're gonna let me go up too. Oh
on your ass, Okay, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
What damn who you're bringing back Moses John the Baptist,
I don't give what that.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
I'm on two. Oh, I'm going home.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
I'm finished ending this shit at the crib. Them are
the kind of players I'm gonna see. I'm ending this
ship at the house. Ain't no difference between me in
these streets. I get my ass tore up every day.
When I'm making buck of the house, I won't lose.
I'm a bad some bitch.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Is the house. But gotside the eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:04):
I ain't gonna meet me, doctor Paul B. I'm in
my front yard and my neighbor over there talking that shit.
Bring your big bag ass over.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Here, cool me? Who else? Niggles?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Bring your ass over here and I show you something
that they But when I'm out of the stoves, I'm
at the club, I'm at the lounges. Bubba Duve don't
talk shit. Bubba dub is a humble man. I ain't
got much to say. You got it, You got it
When you come to my mother walking your doat Nigga,
you feeling, you feeling, get the business. And that's on, Jake, God,
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that's how I vote. I'm quiet. We gonna buy myself.
But when I'm with my niggas, I'm a lion.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Ain't community. Ain't your big bag ass him?
Speaker 2 (17:51):
So we got people in the world right now that
think they the badgest people in the world until people
show the mother why yeah, you got people come over here,
they gonna wolf, They're gonna they gonna talk shit all
day at long, or if somebody knocked, they motherfucking asks.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
Not here different.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Man, Man, I really wouln't even know that type of
time you would lie you talked to all that shit
nigga talking now, talking now, probably won't. While I'm so
upset tonight, I'm going through some shit. Man, My uncle mission,
but he ain't missing. I know where a motherfucker at,
but the motherfucker missing the point that I've been trying
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to tell him that god damn stealing and birroing is
two different goddamn things. Believe that stealing and borroing is
two different goddamn things, y'all.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Real talk. You ever had somebody, you let.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Somebody borrow some goddamn money and they had no intentions
on giving you your money back?
Speaker 1 (18:44):
To me, that's stealing. And my uncle know it through
my motherfucking money.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
Uncle, that you borrow sitting the fire goddamn dollars come
to find out you ain't have no intention of paying
nim back. But get what nip on. You gonna give
me my money. I'm gonna tell your goddamn probation off
of you. You back smoking rocks.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Thank y'all. One one, I wheel.
Speaker 2 (19:12):
I need the money up same way you come over
here crying about how you need this and that. Goddamn
I need my shit back, Sidney, five dollars, I bu it, uncle,
not nigga, pay me.
Speaker 1 (19:26):
You're a listen, mother fucker, borrow some money. Man. The
motherfuckers sat dodging you, and shit, I'm forgigon.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
You see them at the storey, motherfucker, hide behind tools,
hide behind the snake.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
Motherfuck I'll see you. You ain't got to do all
that with me. This fake is on, man. The reel
ain't real no more.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
Man.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
The fake doesn't become real now, don't you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Like the real people in the world, in the world
get punished, and if that makes sense to y'all, are
real people in the world got it bad.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
The people who are fake ain't full of shit.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
They be winning man them, hole with them, fake asses
hold with no asses lose and can't keep a man
cheating on them, beating on them, creeping on them, sleeping
on them, meeting up on them, doing everything in the world.
It's them holes, there's them BBL.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
It's some covid bb A holes. That's one I'm getting
being the whole manning. I don't go down with y'all.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
I like them covid bb A whole them, them big
motherfucker ass them, whole them hosts. That motherfucker might be
sideways all over him, but the ass offt commit. If
he ain't never had your one, boy, can get you
one shit, You're gonna love it.
Speaker 1 (20:56):
Shit. I'm telling you the truth tonight. Sitting around in Michigan,
he's training.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I don't know about that one found forty dollars Brunnie
for Tager.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
Come on now, let's be real. Bro.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
We know y'all ain't finna get no damn Brnnie. I
ain't for no damn take them. Come on, dog, come on,
take make that goddamn bad. And I don't think Brunnie
that bad. I just know he ain't gonna take him never.
But come on in, y'all, trip PJ.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
What you do?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Some might say a master to trade, you're gonna masters
trash to you horn it. You ain't got nobody else
to come over, but that big booty mother fucker you
gonna die. Let no more, you gonna die, that motherfucker
nonumna for hecker, come over them, and I don't think
shit joying myself for one of no motherfuckers. Man, you
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win me with them, goddamn COVID BBL. Hey, yeah, yeah,
God watching, God watching went down and had this surgeon shit,
you know, God watching your motherfuckering. The doctors told y'all whole,
you gotta work out and drink water. But what you
hold do, y'all, Some motherfucking quills you hold with these
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bbers on the working night in June July and almost
that's why your body build like a crayon box.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Now hold you ain't following that rich.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
God, ain't please, God, ain't please, y'all cried the goud
for at ten twelve, fifteen thousand dollars to get that
little ass. Y'all went down there and got cut open,
and the doctor told you look him, baby, You got
the work out, got to drink water, got the exercise,
You got to take care of yourself, and you holes.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
It's quills.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
As soon as you came home, you healed up. You
worked out for a month or two. Your little funk
cad friend or your boyfriend told you look good.
Speaker 1 (22:42):
And you stopped working out. Now you're gonna gain weight
doing it like you have a bb now hole.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
You gonna waste it money now, God Spirit, your lives
laying on that table, cutover because you cook a dive
on that table. Just know that them bbll shit, that
shiit ain't safe. That shit ain't safe. Mamma keeping your
goddamn kids, your kids runging, your mama crazy, your mama
forty eight, she still like to get dick down. But
here you is down in Miami, all cut open, the
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shit crying over some nigga ain't taking your medicine, stitches
busting over.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You ain't worth a damn. You ain't worth a damn. Now,
ain't taking me to tell y'all about y'allself. You got
to do better. These kids then asked to be born,
y'all bringing these kids into the world. You sleep on
every nigger in the world. These kids don't know who
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their daddy is. They don't know nothing. You have them.
They goddamn name.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
They tell you, I tell you a color, well they
do head push your name, little girl, my name blue.
The hell going on, yo, Mama ain't taught you shit.
Y'all think the shit cute, though I don't thank you all.
I really don't time change now I'm different, man. This
shit ain't cute no more than me.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
Man. These big booby ho he fine women out here
ain't worth for damn the hole scabbing the hole. They
ain't got no.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Work to stay. They staying with their mama. They ain't
got no car. If they do got a car, the
trans mission slipper. And if the train mission ain't slipping
all four tires on, that bitch bad the hole be
slides into them lounge, just them bad ass ties.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
And laughing and sit squeaking. I need to get my
shit fixed. That shit been squeaking since two songers ago.
Speaker 2 (24:27):
But you trying to plague God like you normally get
your shiell ties ro taking and shit, bitch stop. They
old that all sign on that motherfucker say twenty three,
bitches twenty five, and didn't you know you ain't took
that jumping and got his arch at any day now
that that mobor can lock up, I need to let
you come.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Nothing I know goddamn car. If I do it's gonna
be with Savage titles. I'm quick.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
Oh I'm good at buying savage title car thirty five
hundred all day from them Mexicans community.
Speaker 1 (25:01):
Every engine light on in that motherfucking car, but it
run good. But every light on, ab is the moga
All the lights on, you think, and it's a sensor.
Speaker 3 (25:10):
No.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
So when your people get in your car and hey, yo,
light on beach, mind your bitch, I hate your nose.
That motherfucker get in my car while this light on,
don't worry about it. I thought you need to ride
to the store. Well, goddamn it, just ride and be quiet.
I know my car's shaking when I crank that motherfucker up.
I know I need to tie rod. I know that,
I know I need I feel I know I need
to all changed. I know I need a lot of
(25:35):
cigare on this goddamn car.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
But I don't need you to remind me. I remind
myself every day I get this ragglar motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
That's why if I pulled to the store and the
stove's full, I pull around back and get out of
my car.
Speaker 1 (25:49):
I don't want everybody hear my shit.
Speaker 2 (25:51):
You know what I'm saying I got a regular ass hundle,
but that motherfucker sounded like a scatter pack. I don't
want people laughing at me. I don't need her at me.
Pull up, I Uber, where your car at getting painted?
Speaker 1 (26:05):
For real? What you're getting done to a candy ten
coats of current handy.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
I ain't gonna lie to my car getting painted. Baby,
I'm getting the yan they on the fuck of summer. Yeah,
you got through swingersh coming him super pokes community. When
that third month hit, they be looking for that car.
That's when I got to let them go. Cause about
that third month, about the eighty nine ninety day, they
ready to see this car.
Speaker 1 (26:31):
And you've been talking.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
I've been talking about this motherfucker all the time when
it hit that ninety day.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Man, look man, this it ain't working out between me
and you. Man, only what you mean we're doing great now? Bitch.
Fuck it's a bitch. I need to be by myself. Man,
you know what I'm saying. You ain't for me? Hold
you are you a kiss me? I started making up
all kinds, but you a kiss me? And I just
want all. I'm gonna do it all. I'm gonna do
it s you win. That's all I want to do
(26:56):
is see you win. But you been against me?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Mother, What are you talking about? You know exactly what
the fuck I'm talking about. You are deuvivil. That's how
I be getting away from them whole right there, making
up all kinds of shit and let them go. Nobody
see my rag lass car bucket and the people really
know me. Know I got the hungdle.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
I'm in the whip every day that hundle something like
weed new ports as tampon.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
That's how I've been had to call for a minute.
You know it's been passed down. It's a good car.
I ain't with all that. Who got the tight new
who got the nask? I ain't with all that mine?
Speaker 2 (27:37):
See y'all into the material shiit, Bitch, I got a
nae heart. I ain't got no naze car. I ain't
got no knaves high I am I got. I got
a nice heart, though, bitch.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
If you got into a car wreck, bitch, I'll be
up for you. I'll be up feeding you. Vegetable suit
bitch me. These niggas got all that money, they ain't
gonna be up for you. They gonna be on to
the next bit.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
Bitch. Just the heart for me.
Speaker 2 (27:58):
And that's what you gotta find around right now. When
you got friends, you gotta find real friends. When you up,
they gonna be with you when you're down. They gonna
be with you when you're in between. They gonna be
with your man. Stop getting this money going out here,
fellas getting these bullshit assholes that don't mean you know,
motherfucking good. You seen the movie Tyler Perry, don't you
real talk? You remember when Charles left us wid Yeah,
(28:19):
for the little young sweet motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
The Charles had a stroke. Just what the young motherfucker
wasn't no more. He'll know you got the thing like
this shit. And I ain't look dumb, my motherfucker, I'm not.
I know what's going on. I know who for me
and who bitch ass is fine. You can see it
her ass from the front, yellow skin, bitch smeal, good
(28:45):
cat good, all this and that, but their whole heart pause.
Do you hear me? Her heart pause?
Speaker 2 (28:58):
So be wise with the decision and y'all making these
days man with these women, because everything look good, ain't good, nigga,
he's some.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
Fire holes in the world the whole Oh you be dying. Oh,
I won't guess when I want that one. Can't funky
damn on fock for your pope? Do you like you
be said? Can't funk it? And I'm telling you now
(29:27):
keep it. No more goddamn secrets, nothing n.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
Relationship, either your girl or your nigga keeping they phone
face down like that.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
Just know that phone got more goddamn secrets than the Pendagne.
Believe me when I tell.
Speaker 2 (29:42):
You that.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
Knowna say, damn if you're with your girl or you.
Speaker 2 (29:46):
With your liver, and they keep they phone flatched flat
down like this all the time. That phone got more
secrets than the Pendagon. New bitch ain't for you or
he ain't for you, just putting your own game. See
a real nigga gonna have his phone out, look at
the nigga does shut up? A real nigga gonna erase
(30:07):
everything you need to be erased. Fam That's all I'm saying.
I'm in racing, when I'm before I come in the house,
I'm in my car, I'm erasing every one of the
fucking thing work. So ain't nobody called you today and didn't.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
It ain't nobody doing by me.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Talk this whole day. Ain't nobody called to text you. No,
tell them hold the truth, don't tell them hold nothing.
Let them think what they want to think. Because one
thing about a woman. When a woman thinks some shit,
think you're gonna done some shit. That's just what it
is in her mind. You goetnet done. It ain't nothing
(30:46):
you can do with change her thought till you really
sha you get you fuck that bitch, bob, What do
you think? Be honest, I thank you fucked. There you go,
even though I didn't. Well, I'm gonna let you think that.
It's a different when a woman think you doing something,
(31:07):
they gonna investigate. They might cry a little bit, but
the woman gonna keep their motherfucking cool because they got
their homegirls on the side. Us niggas win' got nothing.
Our homeboy laughing never he the reason why we were
sucking the hole. We can't call that whole ad nigga. Yeah,
he gonna keep trying.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
To tell you to do more and more, more, more shit.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
But what your homeboy don't tell you is the lives
changing events that's gonna go through going happen in your life.
When your girl cheat on you, Yeah, that shit fun
him when you fucking the hole or when that motherfucker
when your other half do it to you. That shit
ain't fun no motherfucking more. That shit ain't funding no
(31:43):
motherfucking more.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Man. Yeah, you don't want to cry.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
You don't carry about the basketball game, No goddamn more,
football game no more. You gonna carey about nothing about
the holes no more. All you've learned about is home.
You trying to find out the nigga hoop and putting
dick to your girl. That's all you more, motherfucker find No,
you don't want to eat no more. You love hamburgers
and French fried with the sprite coming on, But.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Now you gonna want to eat no more. And just
with that.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
When you're not eating and stressing what you do, you
lose weight, crabby lad. Now you ain't yourself no more.
Now you're at your job. You normally be on at
your job seven o five every day, semno five. Now
you pulling in seventy eleven, seven thirteen, sem seventeen.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Now the boss doing it? Hey comme, yes, sir, you
know you've been one of my best workers.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
But I noticed just this week alone, unless you know
you've been working with me for about eight years now, Yeah,
y'all have and this three times this week.
Speaker 1 (32:45):
You've been late, lose everything at home. Okay.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Now, when a white man ask you some shit like that,
y'all you leg on his motherfucking naads.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Well, Bob, everything ain't okay, my old lady cheek.
Speaker 2 (33:03):
You know, white people knows. So how you coping with that?
That's the word that you how you know? Black people say, well,
how you dealing with the white people say? How you
coping with it? Well, we'll be honest. I ain't coping
with him thinking about killing myself, thinking about killing her.
I'm thinking about hurting him.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
And then that's how I go.
Speaker 2 (33:19):
I guess the evil thoughts to come across your mind. Man, shit,
you never thought you was thinking. You're thinking and now, man,
you know what I'm saying. You got fire in your eyes,
your mama calling baby, okay, bitch you a little like
I'm okay, bitch.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I was two hunder seventy five pounds last week. Bitch,
I'm two ten, I'm too teen. I can't fit my
timbling boots. No goddamn more. I'm not okay.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Say, I ain't bitch the cheating on you. She still
let the crib though, patting on your baby. It's okay
one day at the time, yeah, beach, one day talking,
I'm choking your motherfucking ass. She hurt, y'all, why she hurt.
I can't through that storm. If anybody out there going
through it, I pray for your brother or sister, pray
(34:04):
for it.
Speaker 1 (34:05):
I'm going through some shit right now in my life.
Speaker 2 (34:07):
Man, My my son got cut from the basketball team,
and I had to go have words with this motherfucking
stepdaddy that stood like real talk. I said, look here, nigga,
you want to be in my son, motherfucking lie, you
gonna have to teach this nigga how to play basketball.
What the keep doing calling me for crying to me
(34:28):
for That's what.
Speaker 1 (34:28):
Joe ass to for. You wanted my god damn spot.
You got it.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
You wanted my spot, bitch, you got it. You gonna
teach this nigga how to strouble with that left. You
gonna teach that nigga how to shoot freak throw. You
gonna teach this nigga how to trouble.
Speaker 1 (34:46):
I'm damn show night. You gonna call me to lose weight,
go to the hospital. Behind this ball head and lass hole.
You gonna took my girl from me? You gonna deal
with these I don't want it. No, God damn oh,
(35:07):
y'all are not My little nigga called it me. Hey, dad,
how need you a couple over and teach me how
to shoot? I will not. I will not.
Speaker 2 (35:22):
You got somebody in your life that cried, jumped on me,
had me beig up a couple of times, Still had
me jumped on y'all. I'm being one hundred the night
I'm confessing my scenes from what's really going on. Still
had me beat up a couple of times, fighting to
me behind my gap. I got tired of getting the
masks whupping. Say you know what, you can have this, bitch.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
I'm good.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
I'm out not worb No got that more. He ain't
got urb I mean no, got that, mom. But with this,
you have to take on the responsibilities. Yeah, and I
meant that. I'm not doing a mother fucking thing. Y'all
can call me a sigh rad.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Dagger that beat.
Speaker 2 (35:57):
I don't care what damn I'm not training my son
how to do a goddamn thing. That stood will, and
I'm gonna keep throwing it up in my baby mama face.
You want a real man, but tell that real goddamn
man to teach this nigga how to build man. You
smart than my some get You see I talked about
(36:18):
I'm talking about. I know you wasn't gonna be shit.
That's why your daddy wasn't not for you, so he
so they don't surprise me. You didn't want me and
my son.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Lie you like to repeat the cycle. I'm gonna help
you going through some shit, y'all.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
I'm telling your man, I'm I'm fighting demons every motherfucking day,
every motherfucking day.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
I had a little project car. I hag over girl.
Speaker 2 (36:44):
I had a little uh eighty eight Caprice box shaving
the stood driving my goddamn box shiving. Now, man, I
saw my shiit up there playing fitness to the goddamn day.
She jumping out of my car. She got a little
grill in her mouth for shit.
Speaker 1 (36:58):
I started.
Speaker 2 (37:01):
But I need to be here, you know I don't.
I don't need to be in jail. That ain't a
place for a young brother like myself. But I wanted
to ass.
Speaker 1 (37:13):
Man, y'all, don't understand my pain.
Speaker 2 (37:15):
Y'all get up here, y'all laugh at me, But doud
be really going through some shit, y'all, And it's not
even funny, bro, like walking in on your girl with
a stud. And they stood, had that goddamn roads going,
and they were listening to Rome. Y'all know that old
(37:36):
school song. Wrong, I belong to you, I belong I
give all my love to you that song right there,
I walked in on they stood. She had that goddamn
rods going through on my girl and my old lady.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
That shaken.
Speaker 2 (37:58):
I ain't never seen a shake like this for my
goddamn live for I can't get that out of my mind, man.
Speaker 1 (38:08):
And it shocked me at first.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
And I come to it like you bitch, you cheating
on men with the run and nugga, break that shit up.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
And that stood hit me with a bad motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
I don't know what that stood hit me with, y'all,
but I sugar on myself, and I have to be
honest with y'all, really have I don't. I don't know
what what she hit me with, but I shug on myself, bro,
and I didn't want to fight no more. I don't
know what she hit me with, but I ain't want
(38:41):
to fight no more. I on't got baptized that it
happened on a Tuesday. I one't got baptized that Wednesday
night changed my live. I gave my live to the
good Lord Man I did. And that's my missage to
y'all tonight. Man, A lot of time shiit in my
lives don't go right. It don't go right, and like
everything you touching wrong. But let me tell you some man,
(39:02):
God chastise the ones he love the most. Man, keep
holding onto gods and changing hands. He will open doors
for you that you didn'll never think will open. And
I'm being straight up onnest with your guy will open
doors man for you you might not got. So you know,
keys open doors, Key's open doors. Never forget that God
will give you the keys to open doors that you
(39:25):
need them those to open.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
I promise you that.
Speaker 2 (39:27):
But you got to stay lone. You gotta stay faithful.
You got to stay with him through the thicket. Then
you can't just call on him all when you're doing bad.
You got to call on him too when you're doing
good too. No, lay man, thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
Man, thank you for waking you up. Man, I can
feel my big toe. Some people can't feel a big toe.
Some people can't walk, some people can't get out the bed.
Speaker 2 (39:47):
Man, So you got to think the man up above
for everything you got going on in your life.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
Man, God not.
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Gonna give you what you want. He gonna give you
what you need and get because you get into a
little trouble. Oh Lord, can you give me out this situation?
And he gonna come when you want him to come.
Show you feel a little discourised. That ain't the way
of peace.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
Peace me steal my guy up there, bull mountains, My
guy a clutter road.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
For you when it's ring and then it's thunder and
you can't see the road, but only you could barely see.
But guy opened it up where you can see everything. Man,
that man up there amazing. I'm trying to tell you, man,
I'm a man.
Speaker 1 (40:27):
Please this gude ways even his Enemis can't touch. Telling
you some real spirit of the night. Man.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
If you're watching this show, he's being presented by prize
picks right there downal log prize picks. Man, use my
promo code with the trash with the two ages more
or less on your favorite player Right now, they're doing
a three pick flex on. You can do it up
to five times a day. You got them to make
thirty first to put this three pick flex in. You
have a chance to go to a chachampionship. They took
(41:01):
me to the Rockets in the Warriors game. But you
got a chance to go on to the championship court side,
and you will be able to take a friend too
as well.
Speaker 1 (41:09):
If you win. Choice is a win win situation. The
only way you win.
Speaker 2 (41:13):
If you're gonna play real talk, you're gonna have to
actually win the pick. You can try to put your
entries in. Man, that's all you gotta do it. You
can do it up to five times a day. Three
pick flicks. That's all you got to do. If you
can't watch my show, you know what to do. Go
to Apple podcast, go with Spotify. Type in the bubble
Dub show. Who damn man, Real Talk, put y'all.
Speaker 1 (41:35):
Chopping up with me. Hey, look Wick, what to do?
Say'll be what to do, Big Maggie? What to do?
Knowing strictly what he do?
Speaker 2 (41:51):
Man, My baby mama most definitely gave that niggah.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Let that nigga who was knocking her down carry our
kid on our taxis.
Speaker 2 (41:58):
One year, boy, boy, I was a big mad and
you know, my whole family like I leave her hole,
and I was like, yeah, I hear you, but I
know ain't neither one y'all gonna let me come stay
with y'all. So she I'm good where I'm at. And
you know every weekend she'll leave. I know she will
be with him. So it ain't like I didn't know
(42:20):
what she was. You know what I'm saying. She would
come home when she came home. You know what I'm saying.
I tried to get me something. She say, she hurting
all nothing shit. You know, dude was punishing them like
I gotta get that niggas props that nigga. I'm talking
about the studs, and they were punishing whatever he had,
(42:41):
whatever deal though, whatever he was punishing my boy I'm
talking about.
Speaker 1 (42:44):
Boy. She she didn't want me to touch her when
she come home. Sometime.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
Man, we used to go to church as a family,
and she stopped going to church and me started going
with him or whatever they want to call theyselves a
shit because they couldn't go to my church and my
pastors don't play that shit.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
So they start going to some other church and they
passed over there. You know, he was with it or whatever.
But my pastor was with that ship. But yeah, man,
I come, I come through that ship. Man. I see
a light now. Man.
Speaker 2 (43:12):
For a while ago, y'all, I was down, man, I
was lost. But now I'm fine. Hell man, I was bigger.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
Now I'm sweet. Yeah, Man, time heal everything.
Speaker 2 (43:29):
Man. I don't know if y'all ever been through heartbreak.
Y'all don't want to go through heartbreak, man, heartbreak? How
you doing shit you ain't never done, Like putting sugar
in the whole tank, putting the whole tires on flat, man,
bringing these whole weaves and ship, throwing away this whole
fast and over ship, and shinging shit like calling her
mama and cussing her mama for even having this dishloyer
(43:50):
your ass whole uh you know, uh, you know, being
messy and get doing out man, this whole man that
had you doing shit you ain't never done before. Man.
Speaker 1 (43:59):
Man, I've been there. Man, I'm better now. I've been
to therapy, p M. I'm doing good. Man.
Speaker 2 (44:07):
I'm still going to add classes though I still be
drinking and driving and ship, but uh, I'll be driving
on back roads.
Speaker 1 (44:15):
So you know I cause you know.
Speaker 2 (44:20):
I'm a drunk alcoholic y'all. I'm a goddamn alcoholic man. Mhm,
love drinking. Man, Just drink myself to death. Man, that's
just what they do. Man, Just I go grab me
for goddamn butt light, get me a god damn kept
her scold, goddamn I hit that old back robe, mean
(44:41):
old Mandy, mean old Mandy. Hit that back robe, and
goddamn I cut the lights off. She look at me like,
what are you doing? Getting naked right here, right now?
Goddamn right getting naked, and we enjoy ourself. Roll the
don't know what to dude, appreciate it. Man, nigga say
(45:03):
his baby mama sart like my.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Lad baby brother, super trash dude, ain't nothing not him.
You got a good thing, you better keep them. I'm
telling you now, you got a good thing.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
You better mother freaking keeper in your life, because what
look good ain't good, and what you think is bad
ain't really bad.
Speaker 1 (45:25):
If that makes sense to you. Stay put. Yo, ain't
talking about ship no more. But the way they hold
me lying. Man, you talk to a holy day.
Speaker 2 (45:35):
Yeah, I'm a nerse just be a seeing that it's
been a seeing Nate left me. Ye, you ain't thought
about trying to go take a test or go to college?
Be heavy in or I'm.
Speaker 1 (45:46):
Good while I'm here. I mean, it's twenty three hours hour, dude,
I'm good now. But you set and it ain't nothing
wrong with twenty three dollars an hour. Bitch, You settling
when you can be making it. Spit it, do you?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
You?
Speaker 1 (45:58):
You could be making it fit? Did gotta want it?
Y'all go want this shit. Thank you opportunity in tonight.
Though I appreciate y'all love y'all be doing on the show.
I appreciate you. Man.
Speaker 2 (46:14):
She gave got an a little text. Now, I'm just saying,
though y'all can kiss me Friday and Saturday. I'll can
kiss me tomorrow night and tacame to Washington at the
Tacoma Comedy Club May night, May tenth, Folk shows two Friday,
two Saturday.
Speaker 1 (46:27):
You can't make it. Tell a friend. Tell a friend now.
June twentieth. June twenty, you.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Can catch me in Tampa Bay, Florida at the Funny Bone.
That's where I will be crab. Tell the tickets. June twenty,
I'm at the Funny Bone in Tampa Bay.
Speaker 1 (46:44):
I can't wait. June fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (46:48):
They can kiss me in Nebraska June fifteenth, you can
kiss me in Rock Island, Illinois. June night teenh you
can kiss me in Fort Worth, Texas at the Dickie
is a Ringer. It's going down. Grab them tickets wherever
I'm at, Grab them tickets. Come see me fresh off
the Wee the Ones tour. And I'm having a ball.
(47:10):
I mean enjoying life. I'm doing what I love to do.
Speaker 1 (47:13):
Uh is it up? Since it's down? You damn right?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
But I wasn't traded for nothing in the world. And
y'all be safe out there. It's storming down here in
the age. Y'all be safe out there, man. And if
you happen to be in too, Coma Washington this weekend,
pull up on me. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers,
to all y'all mothers, to all your wives, girlfriends who
are mothers from me, Happy Mother's Day to all the
(47:37):
real mothers they take care of their kids, that will
suck a dick or two to feed their kids. Y'all
a real motherfucking champions to me, oh, morming that a
get out here and get that ass a fuck a
betterment of her kids.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
It's a blessing from God. That's my time or mount
peace and blessing them out.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
The volume
Speaker 2 (48:07):
Mhm
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