November 30, 2022 • 34 mins
EPISODE 85: COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN
A-Block (1:45) SPECIAL COMMENT: Kevin McCarthy says: "Stop Picking On Elon Musk!" FINALLY, because two of the worst Republican politicians shot off their big bazoos, we get a clue as to what Musk is doing to Twitter. He's running the same play on it that John Malone ran on CNN: (4:02) see the platform that permits criticism of fascists, buy the platform, claim you only want to make it again into "sensible and centrist" media, shift the Overton Window as far right as you can, and turn it into radical right propaganda.(7:46) After Musk's self-martyring battle with Apple, his next fight may come from Google. Axios reports Google is "monitoring developments" on the lack of content moderation at Twitter and could remove the App from its Google Play Store (11:25) What specific political rewards Musk should be expecting is still unclear but to hear Kevin McCarthy and Ron DeSantis whine about it, you'd think Musk had been kidnapped by pirates. DeSantis went so far as to suggest that if Apple removes Twitter from its App Store, Congress should "respond."
B-Block (17:35) EVERY DOG HAS ITS DAY: Meatball, in Staten Island (18:33) POSTSCRIPTS TO THE NEWS: Senate passes Same-Sex Marriage, House to take up Paid Leave for Railroad Workers, Stewart Rhodes convicted, Trump still avoids condemning Nick Fuentes (20:49) IN SPORTS: World Cup Win, Golf War could end if they fire Greg Norman, Joey Votto beaten by 9-year old (22:55) THE WORST PERSONS IN THE WORLD: So, yeah, I ate a box of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups without taking off the brown wrappers - of course this was in 1966. I compete with Herschel "Texas Ranger" Walker and Marjorie "Masks Can't Stop Farts" Greene for the honors.
C-Block (29:30) THINGS I PROMISED NOT TO TELL: It's roughly the anniversary of the day I got a call about how they were going to fire Jimmy Kimmel and could I replace him? It's not exactly what it sounds like - I'll explain.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Countdown with Keith Olderman is a production of I Heart Radio.
So now finally we see what Elon Musk is doing
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to Twitter and why to him. It turns out Twitter
is another CNN where fascists see a benchmark kind of
neutral media outlet, hate it and fear it because it
platforms criticism of fascists, bulwarks against fascism, and so they
simply buy it to mute it and turn it into
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fascist propaganda while pretending they are merely defending what is
to them just another brand name called quote free speech unquote.
And finally, yesterday as the fight Musk picked with Apple
morphed into the fight Apple and Google nay, now pick
with him? These cats all leaped from the proverbial bag
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because yesterday was also the day that two of the
most crass, most disingenuous, most venal Republican politicians in this
country leaped to defend one billionaire monopolist against a different
billionaire monopolist. It was the day the fascist began to
repay Elon Musk and free speech Incorporated. First would be
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Speaker Kevin McCarthy, Stop Elon Musk, leave Fridney alone. Then
would be Republican presidential nominee Ron Descent and Elon Musk
knows that's not a winning formula, and so he's providing
free speech. Free speech, and Elon Musk in the same
sentence to Elon Musk, free speech is roughly equivalent to
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meaning free sandwich with every twelve purchase. More of what
Dissantis and McCarthy said and what their involvement means for
the actual future of actual speech in this country and
the new Google and Twitter thing shortly, but there is
a second dimension to both the destruction of CNN and
the destruction in real time of Twitter, which became evident
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yesterday that maybe what creatures like Musque are camouflaging when
they beat their chests so loudly about the brand name
that is quote free speech. When ultra conservative media Robert
Baron John Malone bought CNN and hired a hatchetman like
Chris Licked to gut its successful shows and push its
conservative talent, Malone didn't say I have money, so I'm
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buying CNN to kill it. Malone first softened up the
target by saying CNN needed to get back to neutrality
like Brett Bears newscast, exactly the way Elon Musk bought
Twitter and said his presidential preferences someone quote sensible and
centrists like Rhondo Santis. The third example, by the way,
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to complete the Brett Bear and Ron De Santis sub
said of whitewashed right wing extremists would be if either
Malone or Musk now said that they were really in
love with musicians and actors who just stayed out of politics,
like Ted Nugent and James Woods. Musk has in fact
gone a little further even than Malone, and I think
yesterday was a real watershed moment in understanding how and
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why by buying Twitter and reinstating all the white supremacists
and anti Semits and misogynists and anti Baxers or all
of them at the same time like Trump, and claiming
that in doing so he was merely restoring free speech.
Like the CNN case, it's not just eliminating the liberal
content on a neutral media outlet. It is first positioning
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that outlet as a dangerous, one sided, rigged plot against
the right, against justice, against freedom, and then claiming, just
like Malone and the New CNN, that Twitter two point
oh is centrist, balanced, corrective. It is moving the proverbial
over in window in a way never dreamt of before.
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In Twitter's case, it's trying to tell four hundred million
users that what two months ago was the far right
is now the center, and what two months ago was
the center is now the far and dangerous left. Did
Musk design this play? Did he wildly overspend on Twitter
intentionally just to manipulate its politics? Did he plan this well?
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Does anything Musk do look planned? It is entirely possible
and much less paranoid and much more in keeping with
the reputation Musk is building for himself as a fire
hose that the firefighters have lost control of. To assume
he did not plan this, that this was opportunistic, a
window of opportunity, and overton window of opportunity. Sorry to
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the Apple and Google part of the story. Now the
Apple saga, I think you know quoting a Musk tweet.
Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate
free speech in America? Which is so stupid? It could
have been written by Sarah palin On behalf of Donald
Trump as the Spider Man. Writer Dan Slot replied, Hey,
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Elon Musk, I want to start a new podcast if
you personally don't promise to give me a billion dollars
in advertising for it. You are stifling my free speech
and are supporting tyranny unquote. Not only applaud Mr Slot's response,
but I advise Musk that I will defend him on
this subject for half a billion dollars in advertising on
this podcast Your turn again. Sorry so. Musk also claims
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Apple is threatening to remove the Twitter app from its
app store and disingenuously claims they won't tell him why,
when it's obvious it's about Musk dissolving, you know, all
content moderation and restoring the worst of the wild West
attitudes that the site needed years to find a way
to tame, and Apples stopping advertising is hardly unprecedented in
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this last month of mayhem. Media Matters reported that half
of Twitter's top one hundred advertisers bailed out during this
past month alone, after, as another Twitter put it, fragile,
narcissist buys criticism factory. Musk, the super genius businessman, knows
exactly how to get those advertisers back, of course, threaten
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them his next battle. His next threat may involve Google.
Axios reported yesterday that Google, quote like Apple, enforces content
moderation policies for app eligibility in its Google Play Store,
which serves Android devices, but as if now, the company
has yet to contact Twitter about any potential violations or issues,
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a source told Axios. Still, the source said Google is
monitoring developments around content moderation changes at the company. Twitter
end quote. It is conceivable Apple or Google or both
could drop the Twitter app. The virtual monopolies or practical
coopolies tend to give the benefit of the doubt to
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other virtual monopolies or practical duopolies. In short, corporations stick
up for the other corporations. But for right now, Musk
is suddenly the latest poster boy for Republican self martyrdom
over the quote free speech unquote brand name. The GOP
is the party of bitching and moaning and self identifying
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as the real victim here. So Musk's florid hyperbole about
how whether or not somebody gives him a billion dollars
in ad money is a battle full the future of
civilization is exactly what fascists like Kevin McCarthy and Rhonda
Santis want to be asked about by the media. Yesterday,
somebody went so far as to team McCarthy up even
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more perfectly than just a simple question. The question he
was asked was about the government looking at what Twitter
is doing about disinformation and reopening its Pandora's box. The
government looking at Twitter, and McCarthy was able to turn
the Umbridge machine up to eleven. That is offensive to me.
Government's gonna go after someone that wants to have free speech?
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What do they have to look at Twitter about? Do
they want to go more after American public about whether
they can have an opinion on something. I think the
American public have spoken on this. I think our First
Amendment stands up, and I think they should stop picking
on Elon Musk listening to Kevin McCarthy short version or
long version right there. It is, of course difficult to
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get past that ludicrous conclusion after a month of self
inflicted financial defenistration worthy of Kanye West. Poor Elon Musk
is only worth a hundred and ninety one billion dollars
and none of his electric cars have spontaneously combusted yet today,
I think. But the other part of McCarthy's clip there
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is equally stupid. I think our First Amendment stands up
would be apt and relevant if mccarth the or anybody
else agreed that the government should have some mild regulatory
control over what he is ultimately just a new form
of a mass media network. But it doesn't. The First
Amendment has nothing to do with Twitter. Most of McCarthy's
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vast catalog of idiotic remarks can be easily explained. He's
an actual idiot. He's an actual idiot who does not
seem to process reality all that well. Anything Ron des
Santis says, on the other hand, could be base stupidity,
but it is more likely to be yet another electoral
scam that he's trying to cobble together. Inside that fascist
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head of his, you can see the little lines moving
on behind his eyeballs. In that fascist head of his,
monopolistic corporations who give him money are free to do
whatever they want wave the flag on their behalf, and
monopolistic corporations which do not give him money should be
investigated by the House of Representatives. When you also hear
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reports that Apple is threatening to remove Twitter from the
app store because Elon Musk is actually opening it up
for free speech and is restoring a lot of accounts
that were unfairly and illegitimately suspended for putting out accurate
information about COVID. That's like one of the main things
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that's being reinstated. And Twitter, the old regime and Twitter
their response was to try to just suffocate the dissent,
and and and Elon Musk knows that's not a winning formula,
and so he's providing free speech. And so if Apple
responds to that by nuking them from from the app store,
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you know, I think that that would be a huge,
huge mistake, and it would be a really raw exercise
of monopolistic power that I think would merit a response
from the United States Congress. Guy gets elected governor of Florida,
and now he thinks he owns Congress too. By the way,
that statement about when you hear reports the reports are
from Elon Musk, those are not reports. Reports are from
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NBC or even Fox News. A report from Elon Musk.
It's just a statement by Elon Musk. Anyway, we have
the first glimmer finally of understanding breaking over the horizon. Musk,
by plan or unhappy accident, is doing the Republicans bidding
by neutering a liberal friendly media outlet and turning it
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into a fascist propaganda website under the guise of free
speech TM, and now he has begun to be rewarded
by the politicians for having done so. But what does
Musk get out of this. He can't become president. It
seems unlikely. He wants to be senator or even a governor,
perhaps the kingmaker of the Republican Fascist Party, since you
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can take the boy out of apartheid South Africa, But
as Musk has repeatedly revealed, you can't take apartheid South
Africa out of the boy. Maybe it's just more money,
more friendly deals from the govern bit more ironic, given
De Santis is self serving, can't more Republican endorsement of
Musk getting to enjoy another quote really raw exercise of
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monopolistic power. Those answers await. But for now, at least
we know there is a developing De Santis McCarthy Musk nexus,
prearranged or ad hoc to shut off Twitter the way
John Malone has shut off CNN, and we know that
it's meaning probably lies somewhere between Musk's assertion, namely quote
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this is a battle for the future of civilization. The
free speech is lost even in America. Tyranny is all
that lies ahead somewhere halfway probably between that and from
the opposite end of the spectrum, the realization that's so
far based just on his free speech tweets. All that
Elon Musk is trying to do in this battle for
the future of civilization is to make the world safe
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for caffeine free diet coke. Still ahead, Elmer is going
to the big House. Elmer Stewart Rhodes, leader of the
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Oath Keepers, convicted along with an associate of sedition the
Trump told us to do January six, defense didn't work out.
Marjorie Trailer Park Green, proving she earns that nickname every day.
She actually compares COVID nineteen transmission to farting through her underwear.
She's going to be chair of the House Subcommittee on
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Homeland farts, isn't she Also, she claims to have denounced
Nick Fuente's after speaking at one of his events and
taking a selfie with him. She should stick to farts
and in things I promised not to tell we are
about at the anniversary of the day they wanted to
fire Jimmy Kimmel and replace him with me. Now that
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is a tease that's next. This is Countdown. This is
Countdown with Keith Olberman still ahead on Countdown. Finally, Marjorie
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Trailer Park Green has found a topic matching her level
of class and intelligence and expertise. Farts passing through thick
underwear and this is simple. My boss called one day
and said, we may have to fire Jimmy Kimmel. Can
you replace him? I'll explain that first. In each edition
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scripts to the news some headlines, some updates, some snarks,
some predictions. Date Line Washington. The codification of same sex
and interracial marriage passes the Senate six the same twelve
Republicans voted yes who voted yes in the earlier procedural vote.
House will now try to get it done. House will
also vote on two bills today to preclude the pending
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railroad strike. The it's would utilize the government's right to
impose a settlement on both sides. The second would give
the workers seven days of paid leave during a year
they had asked for four. Date Line Washington. We procede
this story with a tweet from January twenty three of
this year from former newsman Brit Hume. You know how
old he is. He's two hundred and six Hume Rights quote.
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Here's a thought. Let's base our view on whether or
not in one six was an insurrection on whether those
arrested or charged with insurrection. So far none has been.
And guess what. Hume Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes and
his Florida flunkey Kelly Meg's both convicted yesterday of seditious
conspiracy maximum sentenced twenty years. Regrettably, there is no maximum
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sentence for the despicable brit Hume and Dateline Elba, also
known as Mari Lago. First, Mitch McConnell said anybody tolerating
the anti semitism and hate of Nick Twente's would never
be elected president. Then Kevin McCarthy lied to the media
by claiming Donald Trump had condemned Fuentes quote four times.
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The correct answer is none. Then Trump issued his fourth
different statement about his dinner with Fuentes and Kanye West.
Quote I had never heard of Nick Fuentes. I had
no idea what his views were, and they weren't expressed
at the table in our very quick dinner, or it
wouldn't have been accepted. And then Trump condemned Mitch McConnell.
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He has still not condemned Nick Fuentes. This is Sports Center. Wait,
check that not anymore. This is Countdown with Keith in
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Sports US over Iran one nothing to advance to the
next round of the World Cup. Goal by Christian Pulis,
who wound up in the hospital after a pelvic contusion
when he ran into the Iranian goalie. He says he
will be able to play Saturday in the game against
the Netherlands. Despite mounting pressure. It looks like the crashing
Green Bay Packers will also start quarterback Aaron Red Rodgers
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this weekend against the Bears if he is healthy enough.
The Pack four and eight. The self destructing Rodgers has
looked terrible, but it does not look like the team
is yet ready to bench him and go instead with
Jordan's Love his backup. Rogers hurt, his rib already had
a broken thumb. He might need more of that ayahuasca
tea that he boasted of taking, the stuff with the
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hallucinogen d M T in it, or maybe the Packers
coaches should The Gulf Wars could end for Tiger Woods.
He says. The p g A and the Live Tour
also known as the Saudi Blood Money League, could coexist
if two conditions are met, if each group drops its
suit against the other, and if the l I V
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people remove the ex per Riya player Greg Norman, who
is their current pariah CEO. Golf people do not like
Greg Norman, and he might be the thinking man's baseball player,
but Joey Vato's brain nous may not transfer to a
real sport. Chess, Vado revealed he had entered his first
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chess tournament at the Annex Chess Club in his native Toronto. Monday.
He asked his followers to wish him luck His team,
the Cincinnati Reds probably wrote good luck King. And then
yesterday Vatto gave us an update, revealing quote, I got
flattened by a nine year old ahead. This is the
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anniversary approximately of the day. My boss called me at
home and asked me if I could replace this other
guy they were about to fire Jimmy Kimmel. Things I
promised not to tell. Coming up first, the daily roundup
of the misgrants, morons and done in Krueger effect specimens,
who constitute today's worst persons in the world. The bronze.
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I'm giving it to Tennessee Knitwit Senator Marsha Blackburn again
for the same thing as yesterday. She put out a
baking video inadvertently calling or maybe advertently calling for cooks
to burn down their own homes by not removing the
wax paper before sticking the cookie dough into an oven
preheated to three five degrees coom. I'm going into reruns
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on this one because in retelling that story, yesterday. I
was reminded of the time when I was a kid
and my parents took me with them to a movie
that I had no interest in, and to shut me up,
they got me a box of Mini Reese's peanut butter cups.
When the film ended and the lights came up, my
mother said, Okay, let's clean up the mess. And after
a moment, she said, wait, where are all the rappers,
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the little wax paper brown rappers? And I said what rappers?
And she and my dad looked at me in horror
because I had eaten the rappers. I said, I thought
they were supposed to be crunchy. I did have an excuse.
I was seven. The runner up, herschel Walker revealed yesterday,
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a week before the end of the runoff vote, he's
lived in Texas for seventeen years and the quote home
unquote he owns in Georgia, where he is running for
the Senate in a week's time. He has rented it
to other people for seventeen years. CNN later found video
of him from January talking to Georgia Republicans and saying quote,
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I live in Texas unquote, and then adding quote as
I was sitting in my home in Texas. I was
sitting in my home in Texas. A genius, a political genius.
I tell you this, of course makes herschel. All right,
say it with me now, Walker Texas Ranger. Well whatever,
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let's dance through the herschel. Thank you, Nancy Faust. But
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our winner, Marjorie Trailer Park Green. If you somehow didn't
see it, she tweeted quote I can't believe I'm reading this.
By the way, she tweeted quote, so many people still
wearing masks. I just want to ask you. If a
pair of underwear, really thick ones, high quality cotton can't
protect you from a fart, then how will a mask
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protect you from COVID? This is the kind of free speech.
Elon Musk is there to defend on behalf of America
and God and diet PEP see caffeine free as somebody
who wore a mask in a doctor's office the day
before yesterday. There's so much wrong in this statement. I
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don't know where to begin, and so much dumb. Let's
start with this. A mask does not protect you from COVID.
It protects everybody else in case you have COVID. I
thought even the functionally illiterate like Green understood this by
now after nearly three years. Secondly, COVID is a virus
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transferred in droplets. Gas is a gas, which is why
they call it gas, So the physics is all different.
Got it? Hone? Thirdly, why is this idiot talking about
a pair of underwear really thick ones, high quality cotton.
Why is she talking about protection from farts? Why is
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she talking about farts? Why is she in Congress? Why
isn't she in here? Seven of the third grade? I mean,
there is the theory that she does these stupid things
like calling the gastopo that gaspacho and tweeting about farts
to draw attention to herself, or maybe to obscure the
evil things she does, like getting Kevin McCarthy to insist
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she had already denounced Nick Twente's, even though there was
this selfie of her that's still on Twitter with Twente's
and Michelle Malkin, Remember Michelle Malkin, And it was at
the Nick Fuente's anti Semitism conference that she spoke at,
and then she went on Twitter and denounced Twente's, which
kind of confirmed McCarthy was lying when he had said
she'd already denounced Twente's, so it's either one of those
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or she's just a moron. Whatever the answer, she's Marjorie,
How can a mask stop COVID if it can't stop
me from saying stupid things like this? Green to Day's
worse person. He lord its own to the top of
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the countdown in our number one story and my favorite topic,
me and things I promised not to tell. And I'm
not exactly sure when this happened. It happened in l
a And it was sunny and warm that day, so
it could have been the fourth of July or Christmas,
who knows, but I'm guessing it was around this time
of the year because it was during the National Football
League season of And it happened when I was working
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for Fox Sports and finally getting around of what the
story is. It was the day they almost fired Jimmy
Kimmel and hired me to replace him. I answered the
phone at my home and at the other end, an
Australian voice asked, quote, can you replace Kimmel? Relax? ABC
is not trying to replace Jimmy Kimmel. This is twenty
three years ago, but I think of it every time
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I see a sportscast, particularly a sports broadcast of a
ball game, in which one of the sports casters talks
about the point spread or asks a colleague if they're
taking the over or the under? Can you replace Jimmy Kimmel?
Not the ads. The ads for sports gambling have become
more ubiquitous than for drugs. I'm supposed to ask my
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doctor about the ads in which the smoothly read list
of mild side effects may cause horrific death is longer
than the sales pitch itself, and you wind up not
wanting to touch the bottle, let alone take the pill.
It's not the ads for sports gambling. Sports itself is
now fully in bed with gambling. The National Football League
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has seven official NFL sports betting partners, seven which may
be more than the number of good teams it has
this year. And all the leagues now let their broadcasts
run ads for wagering, or even stories about the odds
on that game, or they even provide methods to bet
on the game you're watching while you are watching it.
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And I do not know who was most surprised by that,
Pete Rose, Me, Jimmy Kimmel, or the Australian guy. On
the other end of the phone. He was David Hill,
the co president of Fox Sports, and he had a problem.
In those days, Jimmy Kimmel was the announcer on a
comedy game show, and he did TV promos for Fox,
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but his biggest visibility came from a short segment he
did every week for the Fox NFL Sunday pregame show.
He picked winners and losers for the games that day.
To do only this, he basically walked a tight rope.
No references to gambling were permitted. No over unders, no
point spreads. He could say underdog, but he could not
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say dog because the NFL still believed it could not
as much as acknowledge that even one fan was betting
money on an NFL game now or at any point
in the past. And your replaced, Jimmy moll. I mean,
it was, after all, just thirty seven years since two
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of the NFL's biggest stars, Paul Horning and Alex Carris,
had been suspended for gambling on NFL games. It had
only been about half that long since the retired Baltimore
Colts star Bubba Smith had wildly claimed that there was
only one reason his nineteen sixty nine Colts could have
famously lost the Super Bowl to the underdog Jets of
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Joe Willie Namath. The Colts must have bet on the
Jets and throwing the game and not told him. And
it was only about a decade since investigative reporter Dan
Moldea had written one of the greatest sports books I've
ever read, called Interference, which detailed how the NFL was basically,
you know, founded by bookies and some of the current
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owners were the sons and grandsons of bookies, and how
the league really didn't end its recurring problem with you know,
fixing games and shaving points spreads for bookies until about
the NFL was kind of sensitive about gambling, even when
compared to Baseball, which had banned the guy with the
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second highest career batting average ever banned him for life
over gambling in and then banned it's all time leader
in bass hits for life over gambling in. So it's
ten years after Pete Rose was banned in. I was
doing Baseball and their version of Sports Center for Fox Sports,
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and the co president of the network, David Hill, called
that day and said, and I'll spare you the fake
Australian accent this time mine, not Hills. Can you replace
Jimmy Kimmel? The NFL may ban him from our broadcast
because he used the words points spread on our show
last Sunday, and then he kept using all these insider
gambling terms on some radio show yesterday. I think he
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even said vigorish, vigorish, No, oh, not vigorish. What David
Hill then asked me to do was drop everything, not
do that night's cable sportscast, and instead think up and
then write up a two to three minute bit that
could be funny and could also pick winners and losers.
That I would do and would replace Jimmy Kimmel on
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the next edition of Fox NFL Sunday a couple of
days later, after the league banned Kimmel for life. For
God's sakes, though he said, do not use the word vigorish.
Fox Sports was in such a panic that day that
they did not want me to waste time by coming
into the office to write up the winners and Losers segment.
They wanted me to write the bit from home, email
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it to them all, and then come in While all
the executives were debating whether or not it was okay,
a crew and a producer and one of my suits
would be waiting for me, and we would record the
thing as soon as the bosses agreed to the script,
and then they would submit the taped test run to
the NFL. I wrote the script. There were actually a
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couple of laughs based on such thin gruel as the
fact that the quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons was named
Christian Chandler and I had once dated a girl named
Chris Chandler. Prize winning this was not, but it didn't
use the word vigorish, and I got it done in
about an hour. I was getting in the car when
Hill called back, Okay, stand down on this. We think
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we've resolved it with Jimmy in the league, but we
won't forget what you did for us. And they didn't.
They sent me some champagne and um like six months later,
they tried to blackmail me into taking a pay cut.
Lovely people at Fox. I don't know what the full
backstory was on the Kimmel deal. For all I know,
the whole thing was just a ruse to scare Jimmy
into not using the word vigorish. I have seen him
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since nine or two thousand. But I do know that
the leagues and their television partners used to be so
terrified of any link to gambling that they were willing
to feed the rumor mill by telling me Jimmy Kimmel
was about to get suspended by the nf fill just
for saying point spread and vigoroush And now the NFL
has seven official gambling partners, even while an x NFL
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coach accused one of the franchises of tanking. And if
there's anything that should terrify sports gamblers more than tanking, Frankly,
I don't know what it is. I've done all the
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So now finally we see what Elon Musk is doing
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to Twitter and why to him. It turns out Twitter
is another CNN where fascists see a benchmark kind of
neutral media outlet, hate it and fear it because it
platforms criticism of fascists, bulwarks against fascism, and so they
simply buy it to mute it and turn it into
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fascist propaganda while pretending they are merely defending what is
to them just another brand name called quote free speech unquote.
And finally, yesterday as the fight Musk picked with Apple
morphed into the fight Apple and Google nay, now pick
with him? These cats all leaped from the proverbial bag
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because yesterday was also the day that two of the
most crass, most disingenuous, most venal Republican politicians in this
country leaped to defend one billionaire monopolist against a different
billionaire monopolist. It was the day the fascist began to
repay Elon Musk and free speech Incorporated. First would be
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Speaker Kevin McCarthy, Stop Elon Musk, leave Fridney alone. Then
would be Republican presidential nominee Ron Descent and Elon Musk
knows that's not a winning formula, and so he's providing
free speech. Free speech, and Elon Musk in the same
sentence to Elon Musk, free speech is roughly equivalent to
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meaning free sandwich with every twelve purchase. More of what
Dissantis and McCarthy said and what their involvement means for
the actual future of actual speech in this country and
the new Google and Twitter thing shortly, but there is
a second dimension to both the destruction of CNN and
the destruction in real time of Twitter, which became evident
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yesterday that maybe what creatures like Musque are camouflaging when
they beat their chests so loudly about the brand name
that is quote free speech. When ultra conservative media Robert
Baron John Malone bought CNN and hired a hatchetman like
Chris Licked to gut its successful shows and push its
conservative talent, Malone didn't say I have money, so I'm
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buying CNN to kill it. Malone first softened up the
target by saying CNN needed to get back to neutrality
like Brett Bears newscast, exactly the way Elon Musk bought
Twitter and said his presidential preferences someone quote sensible and
centrists like Rhondo Santis. The third example, by the way,
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to complete the Brett Bear and Ron De Santis sub
said of whitewashed right wing extremists would be if either
Malone or Musk now said that they were really in
love with musicians and actors who just stayed out of politics,
like Ted Nugent and James Woods. Musk has in fact
gone a little further even than Malone, and I think
yesterday was a real watershed moment in understanding how and
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why by buying Twitter and reinstating all the white supremacists
and anti Semits and misogynists and anti Baxers or all
of them at the same time like Trump, and claiming
that in doing so he was merely restoring free speech.
Like the CNN case, it's not just eliminating the liberal
content on a neutral media outlet. It is first positioning
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that outlet as a dangerous, one sided, rigged plot against
the right, against justice, against freedom, and then claiming, just
like Malone and the New CNN, that Twitter two point
oh is centrist, balanced, corrective. It is moving the proverbial
over in window in a way never dreamt of before.
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In Twitter's case, it's trying to tell four hundred million
users that what two months ago was the far right
is now the center, and what two months ago was
the center is now the far and dangerous left. Did
Musk design this play? Did he wildly overspend on Twitter
intentionally just to manipulate its politics? Did he plan this well?
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Does anything Musk do look planned? It is entirely possible
and much less paranoid and much more in keeping with
the reputation Musk is building for himself as a fire
hose that the firefighters have lost control of. To assume
he did not plan this, that this was opportunistic, a
window of opportunity, and overton window of opportunity. Sorry to
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the Apple and Google part of the story. Now the
Apple saga, I think you know quoting a Musk tweet.
Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate
free speech in America? Which is so stupid? It could
have been written by Sarah palin On behalf of Donald
Trump as the Spider Man. Writer Dan Slot replied, Hey,
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Elon Musk, I want to start a new podcast if
you personally don't promise to give me a billion dollars
in advertising for it. You are stifling my free speech
and are supporting tyranny unquote. Not only applaud Mr Slot's response,
but I advise Musk that I will defend him on
this subject for half a billion dollars in advertising on
this podcast Your turn again. Sorry so. Musk also claims
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Apple is threatening to remove the Twitter app from its
app store and disingenuously claims they won't tell him why,
when it's obvious it's about Musk dissolving, you know, all
content moderation and restoring the worst of the wild West
attitudes that the site needed years to find a way
to tame, and Apples stopping advertising is hardly unprecedented in
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this last month of mayhem. Media Matters reported that half
of Twitter's top one hundred advertisers bailed out during this
past month alone, after, as another Twitter put it, fragile,
narcissist buys criticism factory. Musk, the super genius businessman, knows
exactly how to get those advertisers back, of course, threaten
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them his next battle. His next threat may involve Google.
Axios reported yesterday that Google, quote like Apple, enforces content
moderation policies for app eligibility in its Google Play Store,
which serves Android devices, but as if now, the company
has yet to contact Twitter about any potential violations or issues,
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a source told Axios. Still, the source said Google is
monitoring developments around content moderation changes at the company. Twitter
end quote. It is conceivable Apple or Google or both
could drop the Twitter app. The virtual monopolies or practical
coopolies tend to give the benefit of the doubt to
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other virtual monopolies or practical duopolies. In short, corporations stick
up for the other corporations. But for right now, Musk
is suddenly the latest poster boy for Republican self martyrdom
over the quote free speech unquote brand name. The GOP
is the party of bitching and moaning and self identifying
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as the real victim here. So Musk's florid hyperbole about
how whether or not somebody gives him a billion dollars
in ad money is a battle full the future of
civilization is exactly what fascists like Kevin McCarthy and Rhonda
Santis want to be asked about by the media. Yesterday,
somebody went so far as to team McCarthy up even
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more perfectly than just a simple question. The question he
was asked was about the government looking at what Twitter
is doing about disinformation and reopening its Pandora's box. The
government looking at Twitter, and McCarthy was able to turn
the Umbridge machine up to eleven. That is offensive to me.
Government's gonna go after someone that wants to have free speech?
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What do they have to look at Twitter about? Do
they want to go more after American public about whether
they can have an opinion on something. I think the
American public have spoken on this. I think our First
Amendment stands up, and I think they should stop picking
on Elon Musk listening to Kevin McCarthy short version or
long version right there. It is, of course difficult to
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get past that ludicrous conclusion after a month of self
inflicted financial defenistration worthy of Kanye West. Poor Elon Musk
is only worth a hundred and ninety one billion dollars
and none of his electric cars have spontaneously combusted yet today,
I think. But the other part of McCarthy's clip there
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is equally stupid. I think our First Amendment stands up
would be apt and relevant if mccarth the or anybody
else agreed that the government should have some mild regulatory
control over what he is ultimately just a new form
of a mass media network. But it doesn't. The First
Amendment has nothing to do with Twitter. Most of McCarthy's
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vast catalog of idiotic remarks can be easily explained. He's
an actual idiot. He's an actual idiot who does not
seem to process reality all that well. Anything Ron des
Santis says, on the other hand, could be base stupidity,
but it is more likely to be yet another electoral
scam that he's trying to cobble together. Inside that fascist
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head of his, you can see the little lines moving
on behind his eyeballs. In that fascist head of his,
monopolistic corporations who give him money are free to do
whatever they want wave the flag on their behalf, and
monopolistic corporations which do not give him money should be
investigated by the House of Representatives. When you also hear
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reports that Apple is threatening to remove Twitter from the
app store because Elon Musk is actually opening it up
for free speech and is restoring a lot of accounts
that were unfairly and illegitimately suspended for putting out accurate
information about COVID. That's like one of the main things
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that's being reinstated. And Twitter, the old regime and Twitter
their response was to try to just suffocate the dissent,
and and and Elon Musk knows that's not a winning formula,
and so he's providing free speech. And so if Apple
responds to that by nuking them from from the app store,
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you know, I think that that would be a huge,
huge mistake, and it would be a really raw exercise
of monopolistic power that I think would merit a response
from the United States Congress. Guy gets elected governor of Florida,
and now he thinks he owns Congress too. By the way,
that statement about when you hear reports the reports are
from Elon Musk, those are not reports. Reports are from
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NBC or even Fox News. A report from Elon Musk.
It's just a statement by Elon Musk. Anyway, we have
the first glimmer finally of understanding breaking over the horizon. Musk,
by plan or unhappy accident, is doing the Republicans bidding
by neutering a liberal friendly media outlet and turning it
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into a fascist propaganda website under the guise of free
speech TM, and now he has begun to be rewarded
by the politicians for having done so. But what does
Musk get out of this. He can't become president. It
seems unlikely. He wants to be senator or even a governor,
perhaps the kingmaker of the Republican Fascist Party, since you
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can take the boy out of apartheid South Africa, But
as Musk has repeatedly revealed, you can't take apartheid South
Africa out of the boy. Maybe it's just more money,
more friendly deals from the govern bit more ironic, given
De Santis is self serving, can't more Republican endorsement of
Musk getting to enjoy another quote really raw exercise of
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monopolistic power. Those answers await. But for now, at least
we know there is a developing De Santis McCarthy Musk nexus,
prearranged or ad hoc to shut off Twitter the way
John Malone has shut off CNN, and we know that
it's meaning probably lies somewhere between Musk's assertion, namely quote
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this is a battle for the future of civilization. The
free speech is lost even in America. Tyranny is all
that lies ahead somewhere halfway probably between that and from
the opposite end of the spectrum, the realization that's so
far based just on his free speech tweets. All that
Elon Musk is trying to do in this battle for
the future of civilization is to make the world safe
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for caffeine free diet coke. Still ahead, Elmer is going
to the big House. Elmer Stewart Rhodes, leader of the
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Oath Keepers, convicted along with an associate of sedition the
Trump told us to do January six, defense didn't work out.
Marjorie Trailer Park Green, proving she earns that nickname every day.
She actually compares COVID nineteen transmission to farting through her underwear.
She's going to be chair of the House Subcommittee on
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Homeland farts, isn't she Also, she claims to have denounced
Nick Fuente's after speaking at one of his events and
taking a selfie with him. She should stick to farts
and in things I promised not to tell we are
about at the anniversary of the day they wanted to
fire Jimmy Kimmel and replace him with me. Now that
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is a tease that's next. This is Countdown. This is
Countdown with Keith Olberman still ahead on Countdown. Finally, Marjorie
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Trailer Park Green has found a topic matching her level
of class and intelligence and expertise. Farts passing through thick
underwear and this is simple. My boss called one day
and said, we may have to fire Jimmy Kimmel. Can
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scripts to the news some headlines, some updates, some snarks,
some predictions. Date Line Washington. The codification of same sex
and interracial marriage passes the Senate six the same twelve
Republicans voted yes who voted yes in the earlier procedural vote.
House will now try to get it done. House will
also vote on two bills today to preclude the pending
(16:03):
railroad strike. The it's would utilize the government's right to
impose a settlement on both sides. The second would give
the workers seven days of paid leave during a year
they had asked for four. Date Line Washington. We procede
this story with a tweet from January twenty three of
this year from former newsman Brit Hume. You know how
old he is. He's two hundred and six Hume Rights quote.
(16:26):
Here's a thought. Let's base our view on whether or
not in one six was an insurrection on whether those
arrested or charged with insurrection. So far none has been.
And guess what. Hume Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes and
his Florida flunkey Kelly Meg's both convicted yesterday of seditious
conspiracy maximum sentenced twenty years. Regrettably, there is no maximum
(16:49):
sentence for the despicable brit Hume and Dateline Elba, also
known as Mari Lago. First, Mitch McConnell said anybody tolerating
the anti semitism and hate of Nick Twente's would never
be elected president. Then Kevin McCarthy lied to the media
by claiming Donald Trump had condemned Fuentes quote four times.
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The correct answer is none. Then Trump issued his fourth
different statement about his dinner with Fuentes and Kanye West.
Quote I had never heard of Nick Fuentes. I had
no idea what his views were, and they weren't expressed
at the table in our very quick dinner, or it
wouldn't have been accepted. And then Trump condemned Mitch McConnell.
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He has still not condemned Nick Fuentes. This is Sports Center. Wait,
check that not anymore. This is Countdown with Keith in
(17:58):
Sports US over Iran one nothing to advance to the
next round of the World Cup. Goal by Christian Pulis,
who wound up in the hospital after a pelvic contusion
when he ran into the Iranian goalie. He says he
will be able to play Saturday in the game against
the Netherlands. Despite mounting pressure. It looks like the crashing
Green Bay Packers will also start quarterback Aaron Red Rodgers
(18:20):
this weekend against the Bears if he is healthy enough.
The Pack four and eight. The self destructing Rodgers has
looked terrible, but it does not look like the team
is yet ready to bench him and go instead with
Jordan's Love his backup. Rogers hurt, his rib already had
a broken thumb. He might need more of that ayahuasca
tea that he boasted of taking, the stuff with the
(18:41):
hallucinogen d M T in it, or maybe the Packers
coaches should The Gulf Wars could end for Tiger Woods.
He says. The p g A and the Live Tour
also known as the Saudi Blood Money League, could coexist
if two conditions are met, if each group drops its
suit against the other, and if the l I V
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people remove the ex per Riya player Greg Norman, who
is their current pariah CEO. Golf people do not like
Greg Norman, and he might be the thinking man's baseball player,
but Joey Vato's brain nous may not transfer to a
real sport. Chess, Vado revealed he had entered his first
(19:23):
chess tournament at the Annex Chess Club in his native Toronto. Monday.
He asked his followers to wish him luck His team,
the Cincinnati Reds probably wrote good luck King. And then
yesterday Vatto gave us an update, revealing quote, I got
flattened by a nine year old ahead. This is the
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anniversary approximately of the day. My boss called me at
home and asked me if I could replace this other
guy they were about to fire Jimmy Kimmel. Things I
promised not to tell. Coming up first, the daily roundup
of the misgrants, morons and done in Krueger effect specimens,
who constitute today's worst persons in the world. The bronze.
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I'm giving it to Tennessee Knitwit Senator Marsha Blackburn again
for the same thing as yesterday. She put out a
baking video inadvertently calling or maybe advertently calling for cooks
to burn down their own homes by not removing the
wax paper before sticking the cookie dough into an oven
preheated to three five degrees coom. I'm going into reruns
(20:38):
on this one because in retelling that story, yesterday. I
was reminded of the time when I was a kid
and my parents took me with them to a movie
that I had no interest in, and to shut me up,
they got me a box of Mini Reese's peanut butter cups.
When the film ended and the lights came up, my
mother said, Okay, let's clean up the mess. And after
a moment, she said, wait, where are all the rappers,
(21:01):
the little wax paper brown rappers? And I said what rappers?
And she and my dad looked at me in horror
because I had eaten the rappers. I said, I thought
they were supposed to be crunchy. I did have an excuse.
I was seven. The runner up, herschel Walker revealed yesterday,
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a week before the end of the runoff vote, he's
lived in Texas for seventeen years and the quote home
unquote he owns in Georgia, where he is running for
the Senate in a week's time. He has rented it
to other people for seventeen years. CNN later found video
of him from January talking to Georgia Republicans and saying quote,
(21:46):
I live in Texas unquote, and then adding quote as
I was sitting in my home in Texas. I was
sitting in my home in Texas. A genius, a political genius.
I tell you this, of course makes herschel. All right,
say it with me now, Walker Texas Ranger. Well whatever,
(22:07):
let's dance through the herschel. Thank you, Nancy Faust. But
(22:29):
our winner, Marjorie Trailer Park Green. If you somehow didn't
see it, she tweeted quote I can't believe I'm reading this.
By the way, she tweeted quote, so many people still
wearing masks. I just want to ask you. If a
pair of underwear, really thick ones, high quality cotton can't
protect you from a fart, then how will a mask
(22:52):
protect you from COVID? This is the kind of free speech.
Elon Musk is there to defend on behalf of America
and God and diet PEP see caffeine free as somebody
who wore a mask in a doctor's office the day
before yesterday. There's so much wrong in this statement. I
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don't know where to begin, and so much dumb. Let's
start with this. A mask does not protect you from COVID.
It protects everybody else in case you have COVID. I
thought even the functionally illiterate like Green understood this by
now after nearly three years. Secondly, COVID is a virus
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transferred in droplets. Gas is a gas, which is why
they call it gas, So the physics is all different.
Got it? Hone? Thirdly, why is this idiot talking about
a pair of underwear really thick ones, high quality cotton.
Why is she talking about protection from farts? Why is
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she talking about farts? Why is she in Congress? Why
isn't she in here? Seven of the third grade? I mean,
there is the theory that she does these stupid things
like calling the gastopo that gaspacho and tweeting about farts
to draw attention to herself, or maybe to obscure the
evil things she does, like getting Kevin McCarthy to insist
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she had already denounced Nick Twente's, even though there was
this selfie of her that's still on Twitter with Twente's
and Michelle Malkin, Remember Michelle Malkin, And it was at
the Nick Fuente's anti Semitism conference that she spoke at,
and then she went on Twitter and denounced Twente's, which
kind of confirmed McCarthy was lying when he had said
she'd already denounced Twente's, so it's either one of those
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or she's just a moron. Whatever the answer, she's Marjorie,
How can a mask stop COVID if it can't stop
me from saying stupid things like this? Green to Day's
worse person. He lord its own to the top of
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the countdown in our number one story and my favorite topic,
me and things I promised not to tell. And I'm
not exactly sure when this happened. It happened in l
a And it was sunny and warm that day, so
it could have been the fourth of July or Christmas,
who knows, but I'm guessing it was around this time
of the year because it was during the National Football
League season of And it happened when I was working
(25:38):
for Fox Sports and finally getting around of what the
story is. It was the day they almost fired Jimmy
Kimmel and hired me to replace him. I answered the
phone at my home and at the other end, an
Australian voice asked, quote, can you replace Kimmel? Relax? ABC
is not trying to replace Jimmy Kimmel. This is twenty
three years ago, but I think of it every time
(25:58):
I see a sportscast, particularly a sports broadcast of a
ball game, in which one of the sports casters talks
about the point spread or asks a colleague if they're
taking the over or the under? Can you replace Jimmy Kimmel?
Not the ads. The ads for sports gambling have become
more ubiquitous than for drugs. I'm supposed to ask my
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doctor about the ads in which the smoothly read list
of mild side effects may cause horrific death is longer
than the sales pitch itself, and you wind up not
wanting to touch the bottle, let alone take the pill.
It's not the ads for sports gambling. Sports itself is
now fully in bed with gambling. The National Football League
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has seven official NFL sports betting partners, seven which may
be more than the number of good teams it has
this year. And all the leagues now let their broadcasts
run ads for wagering, or even stories about the odds
on that game, or they even provide methods to bet
on the game you're watching while you are watching it.
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And I do not know who was most surprised by that,
Pete Rose, Me, Jimmy Kimmel, or the Australian guy. On
the other end of the phone. He was David Hill,
the co president of Fox Sports, and he had a problem.
In those days, Jimmy Kimmel was the announcer on a
comedy game show, and he did TV promos for Fox,
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but his biggest visibility came from a short segment he
did every week for the Fox NFL Sunday pregame show.
He picked winners and losers for the games that day.
To do only this, he basically walked a tight rope.
No references to gambling were permitted. No over unders, no
point spreads. He could say underdog, but he could not
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say dog because the NFL still believed it could not
as much as acknowledge that even one fan was betting
money on an NFL game now or at any point
in the past. And your replaced, Jimmy moll. I mean,
it was, after all, just thirty seven years since two
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of the NFL's biggest stars, Paul Horning and Alex Carris,
had been suspended for gambling on NFL games. It had
only been about half that long since the retired Baltimore
Colts star Bubba Smith had wildly claimed that there was
only one reason his nineteen sixty nine Colts could have
famously lost the Super Bowl to the underdog Jets of
(28:30):
Joe Willie Namath. The Colts must have bet on the
Jets and throwing the game and not told him. And
it was only about a decade since investigative reporter Dan
Moldea had written one of the greatest sports books I've
ever read, called Interference, which detailed how the NFL was basically,
you know, founded by bookies and some of the current
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owners were the sons and grandsons of bookies, and how
the league really didn't end its recurring problem with you know,
fixing games and shaving points spreads for bookies until about
the NFL was kind of sensitive about gambling, even when
compared to Baseball, which had banned the guy with the
(29:14):
second highest career batting average ever banned him for life
over gambling in and then banned it's all time leader
in bass hits for life over gambling in. So it's
ten years after Pete Rose was banned in. I was
doing Baseball and their version of Sports Center for Fox Sports,
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and the co president of the network, David Hill, called
that day and said, and I'll spare you the fake
Australian accent this time mine, not Hills. Can you replace
Jimmy Kimmel? The NFL may ban him from our broadcast
because he used the words points spread on our show
last Sunday, and then he kept using all these insider
gambling terms on some radio show yesterday. I think he
(30:00):
even said vigorish, vigorish, No, oh, not vigorish. What David
Hill then asked me to do was drop everything, not
do that night's cable sportscast, and instead think up and
then write up a two to three minute bit that
could be funny and could also pick winners and losers.
That I would do and would replace Jimmy Kimmel on
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the next edition of Fox NFL Sunday a couple of
days later, after the league banned Kimmel for life. For
God's sakes, though he said, do not use the word vigorish.
Fox Sports was in such a panic that day that
they did not want me to waste time by coming
into the office to write up the winners and Losers segment.
They wanted me to write the bit from home, email
(30:45):
it to them all, and then come in While all
the executives were debating whether or not it was okay,
a crew and a producer and one of my suits
would be waiting for me, and we would record the
thing as soon as the bosses agreed to the script,
and then they would submit the taped test run to
the NFL. I wrote the script. There were actually a
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couple of laughs based on such thin gruel as the
fact that the quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons was named
Christian Chandler and I had once dated a girl named
Chris Chandler. Prize winning this was not, but it didn't
use the word vigorish, and I got it done in
about an hour. I was getting in the car when
Hill called back, Okay, stand down on this. We think
(31:26):
we've resolved it with Jimmy in the league, but we
won't forget what you did for us. And they didn't.
They sent me some champagne and um like six months later,
they tried to blackmail me into taking a pay cut.
Lovely people at Fox. I don't know what the full
backstory was on the Kimmel deal. For all I know,
the whole thing was just a ruse to scare Jimmy
into not using the word vigorish. I have seen him
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since nine or two thousand. But I do know that
the leagues and their television partners used to be so
terrified of any link to gambling that they were willing
to feed the rumor mill by telling me Jimmy Kimmel
was about to get suspended by the nf fill just
for saying point spread and vigoroush And now the NFL
has seven official gambling partners, even while an x NFL
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coach accused one of the franchises of tanking. And if
there's anything that should terrify sports gamblers more than tanking, Frankly,
I don't know what it is. I've done all the
(32:37):
damage I can do here. Thanks for listening. If you're
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