March 10, 2023 • 40 mins
This week the girls discuss the idea of "delusionships," icks they've developed while dating over the past few years, and the role that "ego" plays in toxic relationships, and why you should never name your kid after yourself.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I have a new ICH. What is it. I'm opening
a band aid as we speak. Okay, when men have
numbers after their names, like Charles the second, unless you
are quite literally a king, if you are in line
for the throne of a major country, and I'm like, like, actually,
if I was to marry any like royal, I would
hope it's a small country, so I could literally flounce
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around and call myself the queen of Monico and have
no responsibilities. I think I'd be a great I'd be
a great queen first lady. I mean, if that was
the life that was provided to me that I could have,
only if I call them, you know, King Robert, Charles
the third, I would do it. But the fourteenth, I
don't care. I want to be married into it exactly
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because you're born it to you get to like grow
up all stuffy. But like I had my time, I
had my wife. I'm humble exactly. I'm for the people.
I am the people. But okay, yeah, backs to the ICH.
When people have numbers after their names and then they
make you say it like, no, I gonna call you child?
A child is the fourth junior. But also I think
it's okay this is a hot take, and I'm so sorry.
(01:05):
If you're named after your parent, I think it's so
vain to name your kid after you. They don't want
to be named after you. Give them their own name, Like, imagine,
that's such a man thing to do, Like, I'm so great,
I'm gonna name my kid after me. There are so
there are so many names on this earth, especially in
the generation blueberry muffin Candle literally named your child anything
about your own name? I think that's so vaine. It's
(01:26):
an ego thing. So I saw this TikTok the other
day and it was this woman who was like, literally,
where do men get the ego? She was like, the
male ego for like most straight men is the funniest
thing ever. And it all came about because there's this
new filter called the glamour filter that makes you look
like the sassy prince from Shrek? What's his name? Do
you remember? So too? I don't know all the character
(01:46):
Imber Shrek and Donkey? Yeah, do you guys know who
I'm talking about? Like that blonde little prince. Oh, I
can't stand him. So she was like, literally, I do
not understand men's ego because when she showed her boyfriend
what he looked like with the Glamor filter. By the way,
if you are unfamiliar, this filter changes literally every single
thing about your face, Like it makes you it like
(02:07):
chisels you out so bad, Like it's kind of supposed
to look fake. You know, I look awful with it on.
I was like, all, this girl's looking cute. So she
showed her boyfriend what he looked like with that filter
and he was like, I don't see a difference, and
she was like, you're actually fucking delusional. I wearing pink
eyeshadow and a natural contour and a smoky eye. And
(02:29):
then I showed it with my boyfriend and he didn't
see a difference either, because I was like trying to
test that theory. So I did it with mine and
he was like, I don't see I don't know, I
don't see a difference. And that just made me think
where do men get their ego? Like I have a big,
old ego. I'm a leo, I'm an only child. I
was born to have the biggest ego, and planet Earth
I don't I don't even I pale in comparison to
(02:51):
men's egos. Men think so highly of themselves, and I
would just love some of that self confidence because you know,
like I do take it upon myself humble them when
I get the opportunity. However, I will say, and like
I was talking about this with someone yesterday because I
was like, I don't only think I have a type
in terms of like physicality, Like the only type thing
that I have is that I don't trust blonde men.
(03:12):
Because actually the reason why I don't trust blond men
is the reason why I should trust them, because there's
no way you're naturally blonde. Make you're making regular appointment
to get it done, and I should trust you because
you have a regular schedule. Responsible maybe yeah, but I
just feel like you don't mix, Like it don't look
right with me, but especially in many especially men who
are blond, and you can't see their original roots, Like
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that's how you know they get it done regularly, because
even I don't make my point is that regular like
them chemicals seeping in somewhere. But anyway, aside from that,
I don't think I really have a type. Then I
realized I do, and it's men with ginormous egos. And
I don't know how okay, but this is my thing
someone some of this yester they're like, you like emotionally
unavailable men. That's not fair because how much supposed to
(03:57):
know they're unavailable when I meet them? Because they're available
when I'm talking to them, so like I can only
figure that out by getting to know them. So I
feel like it's unfair to say that. Well, maybe do
they mean you like fall in love with emotionally unavailable men?
Because then you would know, right, okay, you didn't have
to go just say but how are they all emotionally unavailable?
I feel like that is just luck at the draw.
At that point, I feel like it's not a youth thing. Honestly,
(04:19):
I feel like I'm making fun of you. But in
reality and with all seriousness, I feel like a majority
of the men, overwhelmingly the majority in New York City,
are emotionally unavailable. I don't get it, though, because I'm like, okay,
just become available, like do the work. I don't know.
I just like, because like I was considering myself too,
Am I emotionally able? I? Yes? Should I be? Probably not?
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But I don't get the idea of that statement, because
it's like, do the work and become available, like because
then think it's wake up when you're like, oh I'm ready, Okay,
well why aren't you ready yesterday? But like, do you
believe that men? There's always that debate on TikTok. People
are like, men don't date or marry the woman that
they actually love. Married woman's around when they're ready, they
(05:01):
marry not out of love, out of convenience. Yeah, I
that thought haunts me every single day. You'll I'll be
damned if I'll be someone's convenience, I will be damned.
And honestly, I mean that's the risk that you and
I have to take because usually you and me day
older men. Usually that's the risk we kind of have
to take with dating older men. It's like is it
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just convenient for you right now to date somebody or
you know, do you actually love me? Or am I
just like the most convenient option for you right now?
Which is why A good way to kind of like
debunk that with your current partner, especially if they are
older than you, is looking at their past relationships, so
seeing like did you put effort in, was it kind
of hard? Did it get hard at some points? And
like how much did you persevere or kind of that's
(05:44):
the bet. Oh my god, do you guys remember this
like three episodes ago and you're not going to remember,
but Siddy, do you remember three episodes ago? And I
was trying to think of that word that I learned
from Veggie Tales. It was persevere. I don't know. I'm
actually sorry. No, no no, no, I'm actually so sorry. You
learned the word persevere from veggieteanes from the for the
first time. The first time I ever heard that word
is from Veggie Tails, like recently. No, I was like,
(06:05):
you've never used the word persevere. No, that's the word
that I want. So Veggie Tails was very prominent in
my childhood. It was like the Chocolate Bunny song, the
bunny okay, the way the way the peas talk, the
talk like this and that the people who make that
shit making me very uncomfortable. They were high the entire time.
(06:27):
They were right. No, I just think it's kind of
weird to make kids shows. No, No, like I know
like this. Actually I think about this a lot, like
the Wiggles make me drastically uncomfortable, or like the guy
who plays yes but not because. But the thing is
Teletubbies are technically babies, like the faces are babies. I'm
talking about adults that are like, oh my god, it's
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a cat. Like that makes me really drastically uncomfortable. Like
the Wiggles are making songs about eating your vegetables like
you are forty years old, fruit salad, yummy, yummy, and
then you go home and like sleep with you with
your partner, like I don't know, like I couldn't date
someone like That's probably the one career I couldn't date
is an adult who acts for children, because it makes
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me really uncomfortable. I don't know what it is, like
anything else I can learn to love that. I can't
watch you talk about eating your vegetables and had a
drag cat and blues clues. Okay, Steve is really a
chacting because I could get it. I can't. I couldn't
marry a Wiggle like imagine going to imagine going to
the concert being like, yeah, that's my man. I can't
do that. Sorry, I keep wheezing. I feel like they're
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all very very Christian, like they have wives, but they haven't,
like they literally only sleep together to program. Is that
that I don't know? I mean if they are, I
mean I'm good. I mean good for them, I guess,
but like it makes me really uncomfortable. Also, you know
what else makes me uncomfortable is so I follow a
lot of Disney bloggers. I am a very uncloset Disney
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adult because I talk about it on the podcast a lot.
So I love one thing, like my only weird thing, Like,
I don't collect merge. I'm not you know, I don't
wear the Disney back your I have many marches. You
come home and do a merch hall mugs guys. Okay,
I don't get those little like stuffed animals, Like I'm
not like a freak, but well, okay, So my really
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weird thing is that I follow Disney blogs and videos
and stuff like on YouTube, and a lot of the
people I watch have like significant others, and it's really
really hard for me to imagine them being intimate anyway whatsoever,
because think about it, You're making videos all day long,
thirty plus minutes about how happy you are to see
Mickey Mouse, and like, Disney is obviously a very young, innocent,
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childlike thing to be interested in, and like, I admit that,
but I'm talking about the people who literally live in
Orlando go to Disney like three times a week. I
know they probably do, but it's just hard for me
to win visions. You know what I really speak. Sarah
has a stuffed animal on her bed. It's not Disney
stuffed animals though, it's a bear blue see Boogie. It's
(09:01):
my four year old stuffed animal and her name is Booy.
I do have to say that is a white person thing. Yeah,
it's like having having a childhood thing. No, because I
can't even name a single toy that I had as
a child, but all of my white friends have like
my blankie, like my baby or my booboo. Girl. I
had silence, like I don't like it helped me go
(09:24):
to bed. No, they turned the light off and I
went to bed like there was no me for it
to cuddle something like no there a son of that?
Um no, but like like when I don't I don't
even mean to offensiveout this, like when do you like
go No, but like are you gonna be forty like
with her husband, like sleeping with boy. So one clarification
(09:46):
is that when Sarry, this girl brought it on the plane,
brought bish sleep and our bed with us in biggeress.
So I's about to say it's fully capped. That's all
I have to say. No, Oh my god, I have
to calm down. No, So a couple of things about Bully,
by the way, so I get it right. Bully, I
(10:08):
thought her when I was for my dad won her
for me in a bottle toss contest, which means a
lot to me because you kind of represented my dad
as I was growing up. Because my dad would go
on deployment, it was like never home. So Bully was
kind of like a replacement stuffed animal. Least that's what
my child my thought, right, So obviously, then I went
to college, was very hard to like, let that bear go.
I do have to clarify. I don't know what I'm
(10:30):
going to give her up. The answer is probably never.
But when I have my boyfriend over, the bear is
not there, like she's in the closet and watch no
I put her in the closet. But there's got to
calm a point in your life for you let it go.
I just want to know what it is that makes
you do it, Like, is it when you move in
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with your partner? No, I'm gonna no way. I just
can't think of a situation in my life where I'd
let that bear go. And you know what's comforting you
booley boogy boosy you man, No, no, you're literally crazy,
because you know what comforts me is Molly May and
Levi Island season What was that five? Because she yeah,
(11:12):
Ellie Belly, she's what twenty six? No, we're the same age,
and she also has a child and she gave Ellie
Belly to her kid. Okay, I would never keep a
bully to my child. We're gonna talk about this because
I love Molly May. Tommy's there. Andy's face scares me
a little bit. There he reminds me of the thing,
the thing, the lion from Lion King Scar No oh,
(11:35):
the baby. Yeah, Like, his face looks like similar to me,
it's a little like smushed. And I can't decide if
it's because if he's a boxer, or that's just his
facial shape, or if Molly May should have no, Like,
I think he's attractive, but he kind of finds very
muscular child. You know, it's something about his face. It
just like it doesn't bother me, Like, obviously he's very attractive,
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but I look at him and I'm like, there's something
about your face that just confuses me. I don't know
what it is. And it's crazy though, because no, no, no, no,
what's okay? Let me just let me just brings back.
It's my cares Love Island. I'm so excited. So it's
crazy because as of now, okay, like let me just
name all the crazy things. Number one, they have a
child together, and in the show, when you get towards
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like the final, you have to take care of a
fake baby and it's like cute because like now the
baby's real. And then two O, what's crazy and just
shows me how good of a person Molly May is.
Is that Molly May's best friend in real life is
Moura Higgins. They met on Love Island. Maura came onto
the show and stole her the man who is now
her child's father, and now they're best friends. That's crazy.
(12:42):
That's some shit that would happen to us. Yeah. I
feel like that's how we would meet and then we'd
be like okay, like whatever, I like chance and our
as my sister is like sixty times over and we didn't. No,
it's crazy, but it's also like, um, yeah, why would
you name your kid Bamby? Like that's her child because
they literally kill the mother number way number one. Bambi's
a deer. Um, she is a she is a deer, yes,
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but she's also in a form of Disney adult is
naming you child after a Disney character. But if it's
like like a day like Jasmine, like that's a name Bamby,
not only is it a deer, the mother gets shot,
it's a traumatizing movie. Also, the baby's name is Bamby Fury.
I can't picture calling an adult Bamby like hey, Bamby. Okay, Well,
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there's some names I can't mamagic it calling a child
like what hey Barbara? Oh? I can imagine, imagine you
have a fear old You're like Barbara, come here, or
like Debrah, or my mom's saying Tammy like you're that's
an adult name. Also Phil. Imagine calling a four year
old Phil or like your Phil catch the ball? Phil? Oh.
Another rational itch when people have names and the nicknames
either as long as the name or has nothing to
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do with the name, and like Richard and Dick or
like James and Jim. I don't get that. I like that, Like,
let's let's talk about the relationship. Nickname means the name
becomes nicked, like if it's a whole another name. It's
not a nickname, you're changing your identity. Oh another ick
the name Johnson, like as a word because I can't
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spell it for life. For me, I don't like that
there's so many continents in a row like an N.
It's like a little h. So I want to put
them next to each other. Who it makes my mind?
Also Jonathan, Yes, because we're wors, we're the h is
in the ends with the vowels. I'm like, is it
a no? Is it a name? Oh? I really don't
like the name. I know, Jonathan, I don't know the
sucking name. Mike Crush in like third grade was name Jonathan,
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and I would always spell is a name wrong and
he get really upset and I felt really bad. The
guy loved at summer camp when I was in fifth
grade going to sixth grade, his name was Jonathan and
he had a mohawk mullet awes. People laugh like hahaha,
oh yeah, I know a lot of people who do
that really annoying, and you know, it's like kind of weird,
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like not everyone laughs like that, but like someone made
that the default way to spell a laugh as ha ha.
I mean, how would you spell my laugh my weeze laugh?
It's like, you know, how would you spell that pa,
because it's like a yeah, like it's a struggle for
breath in life, yeah, and it's a f f T.
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I don't know where that came from. I think I
stopped doing it a little bit, but it's still there. Yeah,
you did it. I think like senior year of college.
It was a really big thing. I think because I
lost the ability to laugh, so I would just like
every time I want to exhale every time a lab
instead make sure you're still alive, all right. So we
I guess we did kind of touch on this a
(15:37):
little bit with like our you know, pre topic rantings.
But the topic for today's episode is delusion. Um, we
can both be very delusional sometimes, and I feel like
the best way to kind of tackle that is come
on here and talk about our embarrassing delusions and like
how people can you know, the different types of delusions,
how you can be delusional like in a relationship in
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life in general with like goal and that versus realism,
So that dive right insis no my group chat for
law schools to really called the deluluse LULUs because i'msin
things that we say are just not reality. But you
know what it could be concerning or it could be motivation,
(16:18):
you know, like I will say the most delusional aspect
of my life will be my delusion ships or it's like,
I know, not dating this person, imagination ships. I know,
not with this person, but in my head an alternate
universe that eye existed at times. We's chilling, like we're good.
Like one of those is Chris Evans. Like that's probably
my biggest delusion because like you could you actually could
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not tell me that if me and Chris Evans were
in a room together that we wouldn't end up married,
like I know, to have an unlock. But I think
I can actually trace the source of my delusion, which
I think a lot of people can't do because you know,
it's hard to like find the source of your trauma. Yeah,
I know the exact verse my delusion. It is one
direction because oh my god, it's actually very good question
(17:01):
for my parents because were they not concerned? Um? I
was writing stories about them, about like fan fiction about them,
and in my head it was fully me um, Like
when I say right, I mean like I write, and
I published them, um yeah and multiple and I also
um had like a shrine to them in my room.
I had this one drawer and it was probably the
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need to storyal opportune your entire life. They had all
of my like paraphernalia. Is that the right word? That
sounds like a very nasty word. Paraphernalia That sounds like
it's an icky word. You know, I feel like that's right.
Memorabilia along, Oh, because paraphernalia sounds really wrong. I don't
know what that means. Paraphernalia. Oh, I really thought that
was right. I don't know. It sounds like pedophilia to me. Yeah, okay, no,
it is paraphalia. Oh okay, I'm gonna say memorblia. This
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sounds a little bit creepy, um like T check concert tickets,
t shirts, like magazines like if I saw their face,
I bought it and went in that choer and like
it went didn't ever occur to me because like in
my head, like I was going to marry one of them,
Like though, that's how my life was destined to like
to turn out, I was an order in which I
would marry them, like Harry also be my first option,
Like I could also deal with Zane, I could deal
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with Liam, I could deal with Nile post braces. Louie
was never on that list. You're you have a problem,
but you couldn't tell me that that wasn't going to happen.
And I think the weirdest part of that delusion was
that like if I did meet them, they'd be okay
with the fact that I had a drawer dedicated them
as a child, like that wouldn't have become an issue. Well,
that's what confuses me about Justin Bieber and Haley, because
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I mean she was like a super fan of his
and now they're married, so I just I don't know
because she was like rich. But my thing it is
like if you were to marry a celebrity, like would
you pretend like he didn't know who they were? Or
would you act like a fan? I would think that
I was that girl who's just like this is funny.
I saw a video about this the other day. A
girl like at a Harry Styles concert and she got
like front row seats and she was like right up there.
She could have like smelled Harry's breath, and instead she
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like sat down across her legs and read a book
to be like, oh, not one of those girls, you know,
like I'm different, and I just think that's so funny,
And I really would love to believe that I wouldn't
do that, but I totally would, Like I would is
fully walk in sorry to mention your man, walk in
front of I'll say, Matthew mcconaugheys, you don't get you
jing us, just get on the lift. She was cover box.
Because you're the only girl that wants to be a sorry,
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I am disturbed. I know that I would purposefully kind
of bump into Matthew at a bar and be like,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. Do I know you
from somewhere? You know, I pull that shit and it
would work, Like you cannot tell me that that wouldn't
work because I am so fucking pretty, like you are
actually the biggest LEI if ever, mag there's noa she
(19:34):
just no, you're crazy. The most embarrassing moment of my
life was when City and I were impart Oh my god,
I okay, I was let me just let me paint
you a picture. We're in a not even a one
bedroom apartment. It was a big room with the curtain
in the middle. I'm in the bathroom that has no door,
in the shower that has no door, and I'm showering,
and all I hear is one Sarah singing case. So
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I don't know. Sarah has a very childlike interest. She
was watching H two, the Mermaid show. We're in France,
and she was somehow watching it and doing her makeup
and singing. So I was like, okay, Sarah's me and
Sarah like, I'm just say in the shower, you know,
this is normal for sitting by the way, And I
turned the shower off, and the first thing I hear
is why did you say? He's like, I'm perfect. Yeah,
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but she whispered it is that I thought no one
could hear me. I whispered it under my breath. I
was like, so like it wasn't even like an affirmation,
like she was actually staring at herself. She was like, fuck,
I'm perfect. I was like, girl, honestly, I admire it
because I can never have that much confidence. But period,
that was the I think the most embarrassing moment of
my life. I didn't even realize I did that. And
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then you came out of the bathroom like what the
but she does all the time, doesn't think that I
hear like this the mirror and but both our apartments
were like somewhat close to my door, like the mirror
you have when you leave, the one that's always in
our story, actually that circle mirror. And she'll just go
and like fluff her hair and be like, I look
so good I leave. I love it, like it's never
like an internal thought, Like it doesn't stay in your head.
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It comes out. It's funny. Yeah, it comes out in
words of affirmation and also actions too, like I love
being the first person to go to guys in bars,
and if I get turned down, I'm like, that was
absolutely your laws or either gay you have a girlfriend
like either or and you can't tell me anything else,
see I wish, But I will say though, like when
it comes if I met celebrity, like I think I
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would pretend okay, because I'm actually scared to talk about
this because I'm scared to get me kicked off the app.
But I am on a certain quote unquote celebrity dating
app that rhymes with the word baia. I'm not saying
the name because I don't want to get kicked off.
And like the one. It's like fight club. Like the
first rules you can't talk about it, like on the app.
You can't screenshot things, even if like because okay, it's
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so weird. So you apply to the app, you have
to like give them like business information to like prove
that you're like a professional or something, and then it's
like a wait list. They hand pick people to get
onto the app. And then in order to get onto
the app, they send you a DM like from the
official account with like a number, and you have to
enter that number it to connect to your and it's
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going to prove that you're the real person, like a
verified account. So there's like a lot of steps to
make sure that like if you're on this app, you're
that actually that person. So it's mostly normal people, but
I do see a few celebrities on there, and like
you only get like four quote unquote direct dms to people,
So if you're like heck and famous or like you're
just so random that I can't let it go. I'm
not gonna say anyone's names because I don't want to
(22:27):
get in trouble, but um, I'm gonna damn you, like
I can't not And it's so funny because every time
I pretend like I don't know the person, but like,
there's actually no way that I would be hyping on
you if you were not you, you know, because I
will say, like, um, I have a very niche show
that I'm actually freaking obsessed with. I've read all of
the books twice. I'm restarting the series right now. I've
(22:50):
watched all seven seasons probably four times, waiting for the
next season to come out in BBC. And I've actually
watched it a million times. And he's not even the
character in the show I want to attracted to. But
he's in the show, so obviously I'm gonna have to
swipe on him. So I literally and like in his profile, um,
there's like a song, like a very weird like Jamaican song,
and I'm like, okay, you're not even from the US,
(23:12):
let alone Jamaica. It's actually Scottish. And so I sliped
up and like asked about the songs, like that's so random,
Like how did you come across like whatever. He never
answered me, and I don't think that he will. However,
it was my little fancy of like, oh my god,
like I'm know exactly where you're from. I'm gonna putend
like I don't because this is my moment to shine,
but I don't. One thing I don't like about the
app is that like, if you are like celebrity, celebrity,
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also gonna get like a lot of requests. They only allow.
They only push requests into your inbox of your quote
unquote your type. Oh you know what, during Black History
Month that felt a little anti black, because you know,
the girls in this app are all influencers with triple
d's and green eyes and whatever. And I was like,
(23:57):
m you know what, It'll happen one day. I'm mostly
I'm on I like hope I find my actor baddie husband.
But also I just love you know, I'm intrinsically nosy. Uh,
I'm proactively curious. So it just feels right, all right.
So it took a little break. You guys, Sidney's going
to another galla. This is my third out of six. Yeah.
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I just want to know how people have these mini dresses.
I have four and they will be recycled through. They're like,
how do you mind not before? No, No, this is new.
I just bought it. It looks the same, but it's
not because I just bought it. I hate people don't
like that. They're like, you wore that before. Yes, that's
purpose of clothing. That's what a washing machine is for exactly.
(24:43):
So oh I hate that. I love having a few
staple pieces that could be like I could be expensive whatever,
but just a few good quality staple pieces that I
can reuse and rewear because they usually like last way
longer than stuff you would get it, like Zara Artzia.
Even though I love Zarna Rizia, that's all I shop at.
But I like those kind of like routine stable pieces.
(25:03):
So like when people do say that, I like to
come back at them with well quality of quantity in
my right. And then they always get really quiet, and
I'm like, yeah, my opinion that was Like people that
are like, oh, I couldn't never wear the same app
but twice, Oh okay, Like I don't know what to
tell you, like that's the point of clothing. If anything,
I feel like it's wasteful. Like if you can literally
not wear a combination twice, I don't understand the purpose
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of that. Number one. I can promise you no one cares.
Like if I see where the same jeans you were
three weeks ago, Wow, it's weird that I would even
know this in the first place. So I'm very much
out of repeat because who cares? Yeah, you know, if
it's clean. I mean also, that's a very like privileged
thing to say, too, I feel like, because what if
people don't have that many clothes? Like relax, Like, what
if I can't afford to get a new like literal
(25:44):
gall of dress for two seconds? Now, I person in
this Jess two pictures ago. You don't see it again.
My hair's new accessories are gonna be the same too.
And you know what, I don't want hear anything about it,
but you know what I missed. They had this editing
app where you could color in your clothes different colors
and a little to natural. You know. It's not that
kind of paint feature they have on face tune. You
could actually like change your closest color manually, which I
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love edending my pictures manually. So that was really cool.
But then they what's it? They took it down the
whole app. Yeah, the whole I think it was called
photo Fix. I don't know if you go because it's
it's a part of Adobe. Yeah, so why did it
take it down? I don't know, but I remember that
app because when we had our old like very strict,
crying in public feed of very particular colors. I don't
(26:27):
know why I chose them. I would literally change your
outfits to match those colors. But then I realize life
too short. We put so much effort into creating that rebrand,
Like the first rebrand we ever had, which I think
was like two last Mate, two minys ago, where we
changed all of our colors. We were at like what
light blue, light, pink, and white, and we changed them
all to navy, blue, beige, white like ivories. It was
(26:47):
really really mature. It's giving maturity kind of ate that rebrand.
I mean, getting our photographs taken by the in house
photographer for Oscar de Laurento was I think the biggest
flex of my wife. Yeah, Siddya and I will never forget.
We went to that shoot. It was a five hour
shoot and me and her forgot to eat that day
and we were also hungover. So we go and we're like,
I was pouring rain and everyone's so angry in my life. Yeah,
(27:10):
actually I'm angry, like actually every day. So I think
we were angry for the first hour and we were
in awful moods, and then the following four hours we
could not stop laughing. We were just giddy as hell.
It's because he brought his assistant. He says it was cute.
I still follow him. Um no, that was too much.
Too much speaking of that's nothing people were talking about. Yeah,
I'm social kombucha right now, but really weird because not
(27:31):
like right with people kombucha because I don't know the
idea of it makes me uncomfortable. But this one brand,
and this is not an ad because if anything, I
should stop drinking it. It's called Kavita. It's like kombucha lemonade.
And I don't know. I didn't think it was kombucha.
So I just was thirsty and I went to go
buy it from like our law school cafe, and I
was like, yo, this shit kind of slap and then
it tastes like I don't know, oh, I don't describe it.
(27:55):
It's only twenty calories. There's like no sugar, no protein,
there's no literally nothing in it. It's so weird. Though
the bottles is not dairy. It's lemonade. Yeah, why what
I think it was? It's like has no gluten, no caffeine.
I don't even know what it's supposed to be, but
I got addicted to it to the point where I
ate every single drink, every single one or a law
school Um law school cafe has until the point like
(28:17):
no one else drinks them. So the guy that owns
the cafee much meean. He calls me literally kombucha girl
every time, not joking, every time he sees me anywhere.
It could be on campus, it could be in the
law school. It could be passing like kombu with cha girl,
And I'm like, yeah, is he Jamaica. No, I don't
know why India garage for my king. Um, he now
special orders the boxes for me and just keeps them
(28:38):
behind the counter because no one drinks them besides me.
That is love at its finest. But I think you
know that's actually true love. Speaking of love, it's my
grandpa's edieth birthday. Because I love my grandpa. I was like, okay,
I'm not gonna say like valiere. No, Um, my grandpa's
then edieth birthday, which is huge, is this weekend. I'm
so excited and I am for we can't be there.
(29:00):
So I wrote him a like four page letter and
I was sobbing while I was writing this letter, which
just sucks because I really proud of my makeup today.
I've them written like one letter ever to my ex.
And it's funny because I remember sending it. He was like,
I'm not reading that and then and we were dating
at the time, and I remember that was really funny.
I had my old lap because I spent so much
(29:22):
time on it, tun I thought I was like so
cute and poetic. And then I spilled an entire ball
of alplatude on my laptop last week, so two weeks ago,
so I had to use my old laptop. And this
laptop was weird because the keys melted, like my battery
exploded and all the keys just kind of melted together.
I don't know why. It was bad luck with laptops,
So I like only have my old stuff on there.
(29:42):
And so I found the letter on there and I've
read it back and I was like, ill, so corny.
I wouldn't have read it either, And I'm actually discussing
myself that I wrote it. But now that I've seen
myself through a corny light, I don't know if I
struck myself anymore. Yeah, I love telling this story because
then this is very, very related. I love telling this story,
but at the same time, I also feel kind of
bad because, like people make mistakes when I'm sure he's
(30:04):
not this person anymore. Hopefully, hopefully I've taught him by
the end of our relationship that these opinions suck. But
my ex, one of my exes, wrote me this letter
and it was literally, I shit you not seventeen pages long,
and it was kind of you know what it was
giving that scene from Friends where they were all down
the shore and Rachel and Ross are thinking about getting
back together, but it was after that whole I was
(30:24):
on a break thing. So Rachel writes him like a
fourteen page letter about front and back single space, about
how upset she was and how she wanted him to
take full responsibility, right. So he was like reading it
and fell asleep while he was reading it, and it
was a whole bit. But that's what that was giving,
because literally, and each page just got worse than the last.
Like it was the most I think sexist, offensive letter
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I've ever read in my entire life. And it was
all over because I wore like this kind of halfway
see through shirt during a like fashion. No, it's actually
so funny because I mean read the whole letter before.
I've only's like seen snippets of it, yea, or rad
snippets of it, and like I've never felt it was
like fifth hand embarrassment because it's not only like he
had the Like imagine a man being so upset about
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your shirt that he one wrote to you a letter
on Google. He sat there and he was like, I
need Google docs right now, tied to fourteen freaking page
letter about how upset he is about your shirt. And
then he sent it. That's the worst part to me,
Like you could just written and kept it to yourself,
but no, you sent it or written it, read it
and then decided afterwards like, oh I probably won't send
this is incredibly offensive. No, I mean he was like,
(31:30):
oh I want you. No wonder you get Catolson much
like does why things happen? I was like, what thank you?
He really wrote down was like daddy, No, no exactly,
Oh my god, again, man have And that's delusional in itself,
you know, to rowing it right on back. So pick
men are literally so delusional. Sometimes my exes defined delusion.
(31:51):
I do not understand sometimes, like I look at my exes,
and I'm like, what made you do the things that
you do? Like one of my exes he cheated on
me with like one of my friends and thought I
wouldn't find out, Heller, I don't understand. It's corny. No,
I think I have so many ex actually, but um
all eight hundred of them. Number two, I don't even
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number one. I'm sicking number one for like a really
big moment because I don't know what it is. Like
Number one, it would be the one that would like
I would have to block you, like I couldn't see
your face again because I'm so icked out, But like
a very very solid Number two is cornymn no, because
like I will see tiktoks or like my friends will
tell me like things that like their guys say to them,
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like everything your ex did was so corny and I
don't know how you did it. And mix wasn't even corny.
He was just an asshole. But I don't know. I
can't do corny guys like mushy. Oh I can't. I
can't because it's like there's a line, there's like cute smushy,
and I see like tiktoks of girls like so and
they were like cute like that. I would bring them
flowers like that, that's cute, that's that's fine. It's not,
(32:56):
it's not, it's considerate. Then I see ill, and I
see some guys like post tiktoks or like girls will
explain things that their boyfriends do for them. I don't
know how they date them, Like, I don't know. I
can't do it, like I'm trying to think. Okay, for example,
when guys see things, I think it just for the girls.
The corny sting, ever, is baby talk. I hate when
men baby talk. Why are you ill? Sorry, I'm thinking
(33:18):
about it. I don't like it. Or people in couples
they talked to each other like are you ill? Why?
There's a whole sign build episode about that. And I
would just like to repeat everything that that I don't like.
I literally can't. Seinfeld was so good. I finished it.
By the way. Also, I try to give because it's
by the same people I try to give Kurby enthusiasm.
A try hated it couldn't. I didn't get into Seinfeld
(33:42):
like I've never My dad doesn't really have emotions, but
he loves like I don't know, he's gotten every emotive person,
but he always laughed so hard at kurb Enthusiasm. I
watched one episode and I was like, Okay, you know
which show that I've recently given another try that I'm
obsessed with right now because I watched it the first time,
couldn't get into it, hated it, and I started it again.
It is only murders in the building, and I usually
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love Selena Gomez. Mount Martin Shortz one of my favorite
actors of all time because I always tell people I'm
like if I were, if I were to identify with
three villains in like fiction, it would be Miss Hannigan
from Annie because I hate kids, trunch Bault for Matilda
because I hate kids, and Jack Frost from You kind
of look like him, but thank you because you know why,
(34:27):
because this is what he does. I'm gonna just paint
you a picture. It's like, ask Jack Frost, yeah, only
only I didn't know, and you know why, because we're
the same person. This is what happens. Jack Frost steals
Christmas basically like he goes back in time to recreate
the idea of Christmas, and his recreation is literally just
this like disney World looking theme park where he's the
(34:49):
star and a huge celebrity, and he performs this musical
act in front of everybody that's a rendition of New York,
New York, but instead of New York, New York, it's
North Pole, North Pole. And I just think it is
one of the most beautiful pieces of art in little history.
And it would be me, like, that's what I would do.
I think. I think growing up is realizing that a
lot of these villains weren't villains like Ursula. I'll say it,
(35:12):
I'll say it. She's kind she kind of ate, like
she like you really think about it. This whiny little
girl it's went around, won't stop singing about forks and
gibbops and Gizmett's all because she saw this man once
and wants to literally give no. And you know what,
Ursula's so real for this because where was her dad?
Where was her mom during all this happening? Your fourteen
(35:32):
year old child is staring at men over rocks and
willing to give up her legs and her voice to
go talk to him number one. And so Ursula was like,
let me teach you a lesson, give me your voice,
and then you can go talk to this man because
you've never heard him speak, you don't know him, you
think he's cute, and she did it. She sold her
soul for this man. I guess they kind of did
end up together. But she left her family for some
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random man, and Ursula knew she was real for that.
She was like, I'm teaching a lesson through this was
a lesson learned, No, but it was, it was there,
It was there. You know what other villain who I
actually don't think it's a villain, maleficent. I was going
to say the same thing. Yes, and Jeline she can
do no wrong exactly, but she was an outcast. Everybody
hated her because she was different. The King and Queen
are actually really the villains. But then Aurora she kind
(36:14):
of like raises her, and you know, she's this aunt
figure towards her and she just wants to give her
a gift and they won't let her. So then she
gets all pissy and as revenge, she like puts the
daughter to sleep. She didn't even like if she was
truly bad, she would have killed her. No, she just
put her to sleep and that's what happened. And guess
he's the dragon, which is so cool. I guess what,
she still got the man? So who really who really lost?
Exact really lost? Which I think of what other villains
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there are? Scar I love. I love that villain. I
think he's an actual villain, but he's my favorite villain
for sure, at least with the Disney franchise. Remember seeing
Jaffar and like Jasmine too, and I was like, Okay,
that's just you. I was kind of like, ill, I'm
kind of uncomfortable. Oh the Hourglass scene, yeah, I feel
(36:58):
like yeah, because I was like, I'm little, um this,
I don't think I should be watching this. But also
a prior no she was ball gagged and tied up
and I was like, is this a little red thing?
And she was like in the IRA class and I
was like, isn't she like fourteen? Jaffar looks okay in
my head, Jaffar his cousin, his first cousin. Honestly it
could be his brother is the Voodoo Man from Francis.
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That's my second baby villain after Who'd I say? Oh?
After Scar? The shadow Man means everything that he's the
best song in the movie. He's so complex. He Also,
I would a villains I wouldn't give into him a
villain either. I think he's just playing The real villain
was Navine. Um, yeah, because you had to turn into
a frog to turn your ego down and you still
had an ego like goodbye. Um. But he did realize
(37:41):
that he had the beautiful black queen in the end,
so I love him for that. Um. Okay. Two things
about Navine Leavine. If I couldn't marry any um animated character,
it'd be first Navine and then Eric from from I'm
saying that same dem from A Little Mermaid. Um, I
think I'm believing that in yeah there but oh he's
(38:01):
so cute. And then but definitely Navine. But because I
have my top three on deck, you know, I do
all the rest of M Blonde. Um one Flynn Ryder
two Shang from a Wan Oh definitely completely. No, he's
actually number two. He's actually he's gone point five Shane Act.
(38:22):
Flynn Ryder. He's okay, But like I don't like really
adventures men like that. If you want to go hike,
go hike when you car on a frying pan and
all this stuff by kind of like that little bad
boy turn like his face and it said, but like
everything else about him was really annoying his hair. Also,
you know, actually, you know how I've been critiquing every
Disney movie. That's my qualm with what tangled. He did
(38:42):
not to carr hair that short. I was so wrong
with him, Like he couldn't cut it at any point
and it would have like been fine. He was like, no,
I'm a jack your ship and literally gave her this
spiky looking mohawk. You could have given her a bob,
a lob, literally anything in between. I'm a jack your
stuff actually no reason because he was stabbed. He didn't
(39:04):
realize that he was doing he could something like he
literally gave that girl a jacked up pixie cut for
no reason. So he's actually so wrong for that. It's
so funny. And then afterwards, wait, this one's funny. He
was like, Brunett's kind of turned me on. I was like,
why do I want to go Brunette? Right? Okay? I
love how we didn't talk about literally yeah, all right,
(39:26):
ready to sign off. Yeah, so after not speaking about
the topic at all, you know, sometimes life happens. Sometimes
you're so delusional that you can't get to the topic.
I'm also, I'm actually really dead because a couple of
weeks ago, someone damn does and they were like, I
was literally laughing this entire episode. But I have to ask,
what were you guys on like anything, like on substances
(39:48):
you can probably yeah, And the thing is like, actually no,
like we were we literally just we're so delusional by
the end of the day, like we get home from
work in school that we kind of yeah, we just
like lose. So now this is just us, this is
a personality. We are actually stonecolds over right now. And
like I just poured myself my little post episode glass
of wine. I think I had two SIPs. And City's
(40:09):
not drinking. She's doing dry whenever she wants. All right,
you guys, thank you so much for listening. As always,
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(40:30):
your podcast, so Spotify, Apple Podcast. I heard wherever Wait
Love you bye piece, Say bye bye.
I have a new ICH. What is it. I'm opening
a band aid as we speak. Okay, when men have
numbers after their names, like Charles the second, unless you
are quite literally a king, if you are in line
for the throne of a major country, and I'm like, like, actually,
if I was to marry any like royal, I would
hope it's a small country, so I could literally flounce
(00:22):
around and call myself the queen of Monico and have
no responsibilities. I think I'd be a great I'd be
a great queen first lady. I mean, if that was
the life that was provided to me that I could have,
only if I call them, you know, King Robert, Charles
the third, I would do it. But the fourteenth, I
don't care. I want to be married into it exactly
(00:45):
because you're born it to you get to like grow
up all stuffy. But like I had my time, I
had my wife. I'm humble exactly. I'm for the people.
I am the people. But okay, yeah, backs to the ICH.
When people have numbers after their names and then they
make you say it like, no, I gonna call you child?
A child is the fourth junior. But also I think
it's okay this is a hot take, and I'm so sorry.
(01:05):
If you're named after your parent, I think it's so
vain to name your kid after you. They don't want
to be named after you. Give them their own name, Like, imagine,
that's such a man thing to do, Like, I'm so great,
I'm gonna name my kid after me. There are so
there are so many names on this earth, especially in
the generation blueberry muffin Candle literally named your child anything
about your own name? I think that's so vaine. It's
(01:26):
an ego thing. So I saw this TikTok the other
day and it was this woman who was like, literally,
where do men get the ego? She was like, the
male ego for like most straight men is the funniest
thing ever. And it all came about because there's this
new filter called the glamour filter that makes you look
like the sassy prince from Shrek? What's his name? Do
you remember? So too? I don't know all the character
(01:46):
Imber Shrek and Donkey? Yeah, do you guys know who
I'm talking about? Like that blonde little prince. Oh, I
can't stand him. So she was like, literally, I do
not understand men's ego because when she showed her boyfriend
what he looked like with the Glamor filter. By the way,
if you are unfamiliar, this filter changes literally every single
thing about your face, Like it makes you it like
(02:07):
chisels you out so bad, Like it's kind of supposed
to look fake. You know, I look awful with it on.
I was like, all, this girl's looking cute. So she
showed her boyfriend what he looked like with that filter
and he was like, I don't see a difference, and
she was like, you're actually fucking delusional. I wearing pink
eyeshadow and a natural contour and a smoky eye. And
(02:29):
then I showed it with my boyfriend and he didn't
see a difference either, because I was like trying to
test that theory. So I did it with mine and
he was like, I don't see I don't know, I
don't see a difference. And that just made me think
where do men get their ego? Like I have a big,
old ego. I'm a leo, I'm an only child. I
was born to have the biggest ego, and planet Earth
I don't I don't even I pale in comparison to
(02:51):
men's egos. Men think so highly of themselves, and I
would just love some of that self confidence because you know,
like I do take it upon myself humble them when
I get the opportunity. However, I will say, and like
I was talking about this with someone yesterday because I
was like, I don't only think I have a type
in terms of like physicality, Like the only type thing
that I have is that I don't trust blonde men.
(03:12):
Because actually the reason why I don't trust blond men
is the reason why I should trust them, because there's
no way you're naturally blonde. Make you're making regular appointment
to get it done, and I should trust you because
you have a regular schedule. Responsible maybe yeah, but I
just feel like you don't mix, Like it don't look
right with me, but especially in many especially men who
are blond, and you can't see their original roots, Like
(03:34):
that's how you know they get it done regularly, because
even I don't make my point is that regular like
them chemicals seeping in somewhere. But anyway, aside from that,
I don't think I really have a type. Then I
realized I do, and it's men with ginormous egos. And
I don't know how okay, but this is my thing
someone some of this yester they're like, you like emotionally
unavailable men. That's not fair because how much supposed to
(03:57):
know they're unavailable when I meet them? Because they're available
when I'm talking to them, so like I can only
figure that out by getting to know them. So I
feel like it's unfair to say that. Well, maybe do
they mean you like fall in love with emotionally unavailable men?
Because then you would know, right, okay, you didn't have
to go just say but how are they all emotionally unavailable?
I feel like that is just luck at the draw.
At that point, I feel like it's not a youth thing. Honestly,
(04:19):
I feel like I'm making fun of you. But in
reality and with all seriousness, I feel like a majority
of the men, overwhelmingly the majority in New York City,
are emotionally unavailable. I don't get it, though, because I'm like, okay,
just become available, like do the work. I don't know.
I just like, because like I was considering myself too,
Am I emotionally able? I? Yes? Should I be? Probably not?
(04:40):
But I don't get the idea of that statement, because
it's like, do the work and become available, like because
then think it's wake up when you're like, oh I'm ready, Okay,
well why aren't you ready yesterday? But like, do you
believe that men? There's always that debate on TikTok. People
are like, men don't date or marry the woman that
they actually love. Married woman's around when they're ready, they
(05:01):
marry not out of love, out of convenience. Yeah, I
that thought haunts me every single day. You'll I'll be
damned if I'll be someone's convenience, I will be damned.
And honestly, I mean that's the risk that you and
I have to take because usually you and me day
older men. Usually that's the risk we kind of have
to take with dating older men. It's like is it
(05:21):
just convenient for you right now to date somebody or
you know, do you actually love me? Or am I
just like the most convenient option for you right now?
Which is why A good way to kind of like
debunk that with your current partner, especially if they are
older than you, is looking at their past relationships, so
seeing like did you put effort in, was it kind
of hard? Did it get hard at some points? And
like how much did you persevere or kind of that's
(05:44):
the bet. Oh my god, do you guys remember this
like three episodes ago and you're not going to remember,
but Siddy, do you remember three episodes ago? And I
was trying to think of that word that I learned
from Veggie Tales. It was persevere. I don't know. I'm
actually sorry. No, no no, no, I'm actually so sorry. You
learned the word persevere from veggieteanes from the for the
first time. The first time I ever heard that word
is from Veggie Tails, like recently. No, I was like,
(06:05):
you've never used the word persevere. No, that's the word
that I want. So Veggie Tails was very prominent in
my childhood. It was like the Chocolate Bunny song, the
bunny okay, the way the way the peas talk, the
talk like this and that the people who make that
shit making me very uncomfortable. They were high the entire time.
(06:27):
They were right. No, I just think it's kind of
weird to make kids shows. No, No, like I know
like this. Actually I think about this a lot, like
the Wiggles make me drastically uncomfortable, or like the guy
who plays yes but not because. But the thing is
Teletubbies are technically babies, like the faces are babies. I'm
talking about adults that are like, oh my god, it's
(06:48):
a cat. Like that makes me really drastically uncomfortable. Like
the Wiggles are making songs about eating your vegetables like
you are forty years old, fruit salad, yummy, yummy, and
then you go home and like sleep with you with
your partner, like I don't know, like I couldn't date
someone like That's probably the one career I couldn't date
is an adult who acts for children, because it makes
(07:11):
me really uncomfortable. I don't know what it is, like
anything else I can learn to love that. I can't
watch you talk about eating your vegetables and had a
drag cat and blues clues. Okay, Steve is really a
chacting because I could get it. I can't. I couldn't
marry a Wiggle like imagine going to imagine going to
the concert being like, yeah, that's my man. I can't
do that. Sorry, I keep wheezing. I feel like they're
(07:32):
all very very Christian, like they have wives, but they haven't,
like they literally only sleep together to program. Is that
that I don't know? I mean if they are, I
mean I'm good. I mean good for them, I guess,
but like it makes me really uncomfortable. Also, you know
what else makes me uncomfortable is so I follow a
lot of Disney bloggers. I am a very uncloset Disney
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adult because I talk about it on the podcast a lot.
So I love one thing, like my only weird thing, Like,
I don't collect merge. I'm not you know, I don't
wear the Disney back your I have many marches. You
come home and do a merch hall mugs guys. Okay,
I don't get those little like stuffed animals, Like I'm
not like a freak, but well, okay, So my really
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weird thing is that I follow Disney blogs and videos
and stuff like on YouTube, and a lot of the
people I watch have like significant others, and it's really
really hard for me to imagine them being intimate anyway whatsoever,
because think about it, You're making videos all day long,
thirty plus minutes about how happy you are to see
Mickey Mouse, and like, Disney is obviously a very young, innocent,
(08:40):
childlike thing to be interested in, and like, I admit that,
but I'm talking about the people who literally live in
Orlando go to Disney like three times a week. I
know they probably do, but it's just hard for me
to win visions. You know what I really speak. Sarah
has a stuffed animal on her bed. It's not Disney
stuffed animals though, it's a bear blue see Boogie. It's
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my four year old stuffed animal and her name is Booy.
I do have to say that is a white person thing. Yeah,
it's like having having a childhood thing. No, because I
can't even name a single toy that I had as
a child, but all of my white friends have like
my blankie, like my baby or my booboo. Girl. I
had silence, like I don't like it helped me go
(09:24):
to bed. No, they turned the light off and I
went to bed like there was no me for it
to cuddle something like no there a son of that?
Um no, but like like when I don't I don't
even mean to offensiveout this, like when do you like
go No, but like are you gonna be forty like
with her husband, like sleeping with boy. So one clarification
(09:46):
is that when Sarry, this girl brought it on the plane,
brought bish sleep and our bed with us in biggeress.
So I's about to say it's fully capped. That's all
I have to say. No, Oh my god, I have
to calm down. No, So a couple of things about Bully,
by the way, so I get it right. Bully, I
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thought her when I was for my dad won her
for me in a bottle toss contest, which means a
lot to me because you kind of represented my dad
as I was growing up. Because my dad would go
on deployment, it was like never home. So Bully was
kind of like a replacement stuffed animal. Least that's what
my child my thought, right, So obviously, then I went
to college, was very hard to like, let that bear go.
I do have to clarify. I don't know what I'm
(10:30):
going to give her up. The answer is probably never.
But when I have my boyfriend over, the bear is
not there, like she's in the closet and watch no
I put her in the closet. But there's got to
calm a point in your life for you let it go.
I just want to know what it is that makes
you do it, Like, is it when you move in
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with your partner? No, I'm gonna no way. I just
can't think of a situation in my life where I'd
let that bear go. And you know what's comforting you
booley boogy boosy you man, No, no, you're literally crazy,
because you know what comforts me is Molly May and
Levi Island season What was that five? Because she yeah,
(11:12):
Ellie Belly, she's what twenty six? No, we're the same age,
and she also has a child and she gave Ellie
Belly to her kid. Okay, I would never keep a
bully to my child. We're gonna talk about this because
I love Molly May. Tommy's there. Andy's face scares me
a little bit. There he reminds me of the thing,
the thing, the lion from Lion King Scar No oh,
(11:35):
the baby. Yeah, Like, his face looks like similar to me,
it's a little like smushed. And I can't decide if
it's because if he's a boxer, or that's just his
facial shape, or if Molly May should have no, Like,
I think he's attractive, but he kind of finds very
muscular child. You know, it's something about his face. It
just like it doesn't bother me, Like, obviously he's very attractive,
(11:58):
but I look at him and I'm like, there's something
about your face that just confuses me. I don't know
what it is. And it's crazy though, because no, no, no, no,
what's okay? Let me just let me just brings back.
It's my cares Love Island. I'm so excited. So it's
crazy because as of now, okay, like let me just
name all the crazy things. Number one, they have a
child together, and in the show, when you get towards
(12:19):
like the final, you have to take care of a
fake baby and it's like cute because like now the
baby's real. And then two O, what's crazy and just
shows me how good of a person Molly May is.
Is that Molly May's best friend in real life is
Moura Higgins. They met on Love Island. Maura came onto
the show and stole her the man who is now
her child's father, and now they're best friends. That's crazy.
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That's some shit that would happen to us. Yeah. I
feel like that's how we would meet and then we'd
be like okay, like whatever, I like chance and our
as my sister is like sixty times over and we didn't. No,
it's crazy, but it's also like, um, yeah, why would
you name your kid Bamby? Like that's her child because
they literally kill the mother number way number one. Bambi's
a deer. Um, she is a she is a deer, yes,
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but she's also in a form of Disney adult is
naming you child after a Disney character. But if it's
like like a day like Jasmine, like that's a name Bamby,
not only is it a deer, the mother gets shot,
it's a traumatizing movie. Also, the baby's name is Bamby Fury.
I can't picture calling an adult Bamby like hey, Bamby. Okay, Well,
(13:29):
there's some names I can't mamagic it calling a child
like what hey Barbara? Oh? I can imagine, imagine you
have a fear old You're like Barbara, come here, or
like Debrah, or my mom's saying Tammy like you're that's
an adult name. Also Phil. Imagine calling a four year
old Phil or like your Phil catch the ball? Phil? Oh.
Another rational itch when people have names and the nicknames
either as long as the name or has nothing to
(13:52):
do with the name, and like Richard and Dick or
like James and Jim. I don't get that. I like that, Like,
let's let's talk about the relationship. Nickname means the name
becomes nicked, like if it's a whole another name. It's
not a nickname, you're changing your identity. Oh another ick
the name Johnson, like as a word because I can't
(14:12):
spell it for life. For me, I don't like that
there's so many continents in a row like an N.
It's like a little h. So I want to put
them next to each other. Who it makes my mind?
Also Jonathan, Yes, because we're wors, we're the h is
in the ends with the vowels. I'm like, is it
a no? Is it a name? Oh? I really don't
like the name. I know, Jonathan, I don't know the
sucking name. Mike Crush in like third grade was name Jonathan,
(14:34):
and I would always spell is a name wrong and
he get really upset and I felt really bad. The
guy loved at summer camp when I was in fifth
grade going to sixth grade, his name was Jonathan and
he had a mohawk mullet awes. People laugh like hahaha,
oh yeah, I know a lot of people who do
that really annoying, and you know, it's like kind of weird,
(14:56):
like not everyone laughs like that, but like someone made
that the default way to spell a laugh as ha ha.
I mean, how would you spell my laugh my weeze laugh?
It's like, you know, how would you spell that pa,
because it's like a yeah, like it's a struggle for
breath in life, yeah, and it's a f f T.
(15:16):
I don't know where that came from. I think I
stopped doing it a little bit, but it's still there. Yeah,
you did it. I think like senior year of college.
It was a really big thing. I think because I
lost the ability to laugh, so I would just like
every time I want to exhale every time a lab
instead make sure you're still alive, all right. So we
I guess we did kind of touch on this a
(15:37):
little bit with like our you know, pre topic rantings.
But the topic for today's episode is delusion. Um, we
can both be very delusional sometimes, and I feel like
the best way to kind of tackle that is come
on here and talk about our embarrassing delusions and like
how people can you know, the different types of delusions,
how you can be delusional like in a relationship in
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life in general with like goal and that versus realism,
So that dive right insis no my group chat for
law schools to really called the deluluse LULUs because i'msin
things that we say are just not reality. But you
know what it could be concerning or it could be motivation,
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you know, like I will say the most delusional aspect
of my life will be my delusion ships or it's like,
I know, not dating this person, imagination ships. I know,
not with this person, but in my head an alternate
universe that eye existed at times. We's chilling, like we're good.
Like one of those is Chris Evans. Like that's probably
my biggest delusion because like you could you actually could
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not tell me that if me and Chris Evans were
in a room together that we wouldn't end up married,
like I know, to have an unlock. But I think
I can actually trace the source of my delusion, which
I think a lot of people can't do because you know,
it's hard to like find the source of your trauma. Yeah,
I know the exact verse my delusion. It is one
direction because oh my god, it's actually very good question
(17:01):
for my parents because were they not concerned? Um? I
was writing stories about them, about like fan fiction about them,
and in my head it was fully me um, Like
when I say right, I mean like I write, and
I published them, um yeah and multiple and I also
um had like a shrine to them in my room.
I had this one drawer and it was probably the
(17:22):
need to storyal opportune your entire life. They had all
of my like paraphernalia. Is that the right word? That
sounds like a very nasty word. Paraphernalia That sounds like
it's an icky word. You know, I feel like that's right.
Memorabilia along, Oh, because paraphernalia sounds really wrong. I don't
know what that means. Paraphernalia. Oh, I really thought that
was right. I don't know. It sounds like pedophilia to me. Yeah, okay, no,
it is paraphalia. Oh okay, I'm gonna say memorblia. This
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sounds a little bit creepy, um like T check concert tickets,
t shirts, like magazines like if I saw their face,
I bought it and went in that choer and like
it went didn't ever occur to me because like in
my head, like I was going to marry one of them,
Like though, that's how my life was destined to like
to turn out, I was an order in which I
would marry them, like Harry also be my first option,
Like I could also deal with Zane, I could deal
(18:06):
with Liam, I could deal with Nile post braces. Louie
was never on that list. You're you have a problem,
but you couldn't tell me that that wasn't going to happen.
And I think the weirdest part of that delusion was
that like if I did meet them, they'd be okay
with the fact that I had a drawer dedicated them
as a child, like that wouldn't have become an issue. Well,
that's what confuses me about Justin Bieber and Haley, because
(18:27):
I mean she was like a super fan of his
and now they're married, so I just I don't know
because she was like rich. But my thing it is
like if you were to marry a celebrity, like would
you pretend like he didn't know who they were? Or
would you act like a fan? I would think that
I was that girl who's just like this is funny.
I saw a video about this the other day. A
girl like at a Harry Styles concert and she got
like front row seats and she was like right up there.
She could have like smelled Harry's breath, and instead she
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like sat down across her legs and read a book
to be like, oh, not one of those girls, you know,
like I'm different, and I just think that's so funny,
And I really would love to believe that I wouldn't
do that, but I totally would, Like I would is
fully walk in sorry to mention your man, walk in
front of I'll say, Matthew mcconaugheys, you don't get you
jing us, just get on the lift. She was cover box.
Because you're the only girl that wants to be a sorry,
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I am disturbed. I know that I would purposefully kind
of bump into Matthew at a bar and be like,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. Do I know you
from somewhere? You know, I pull that shit and it
would work, Like you cannot tell me that that wouldn't
work because I am so fucking pretty, like you are
actually the biggest LEI if ever, mag there's noa she
(19:34):
just no, you're crazy. The most embarrassing moment of my
life was when City and I were impart Oh my god,
I okay, I was let me just let me paint
you a picture. We're in a not even a one
bedroom apartment. It was a big room with the curtain
in the middle. I'm in the bathroom that has no door,
in the shower that has no door, and I'm showering,
and all I hear is one Sarah singing case. So
(19:56):
I don't know. Sarah has a very childlike interest. She
was watching H two, the Mermaid show. We're in France,
and she was somehow watching it and doing her makeup
and singing. So I was like, okay, Sarah's me and
Sarah like, I'm just say in the shower, you know,
this is normal for sitting by the way, And I
turned the shower off, and the first thing I hear
is why did you say? He's like, I'm perfect. Yeah,
(20:19):
but she whispered it is that I thought no one
could hear me. I whispered it under my breath. I
was like, so like it wasn't even like an affirmation,
like she was actually staring at herself. She was like, fuck,
I'm perfect. I was like, girl, honestly, I admire it
because I can never have that much confidence. But period,
that was the I think the most embarrassing moment of
my life. I didn't even realize I did that. And
(20:40):
then you came out of the bathroom like what the
but she does all the time, doesn't think that I
hear like this the mirror and but both our apartments
were like somewhat close to my door, like the mirror
you have when you leave, the one that's always in
our story, actually that circle mirror. And she'll just go
and like fluff her hair and be like, I look
so good I leave. I love it, like it's never
like an internal thought, Like it doesn't stay in your head.
(21:02):
It comes out. It's funny. Yeah, it comes out in
words of affirmation and also actions too, like I love
being the first person to go to guys in bars,
and if I get turned down, I'm like, that was
absolutely your laws or either gay you have a girlfriend
like either or and you can't tell me anything else,
see I wish, But I will say though, like when
it comes if I met celebrity, like I think I
(21:22):
would pretend okay, because I'm actually scared to talk about
this because I'm scared to get me kicked off the app.
But I am on a certain quote unquote celebrity dating
app that rhymes with the word baia. I'm not saying
the name because I don't want to get kicked off.
And like the one. It's like fight club. Like the
first rules you can't talk about it, like on the app.
You can't screenshot things, even if like because okay, it's
(21:45):
so weird. So you apply to the app, you have
to like give them like business information to like prove
that you're like a professional or something, and then it's
like a wait list. They hand pick people to get
onto the app. And then in order to get onto
the app, they send you a DM like from the
official account with like a number, and you have to
enter that number it to connect to your and it's
(22:06):
going to prove that you're the real person, like a
verified account. So there's like a lot of steps to
make sure that like if you're on this app, you're
that actually that person. So it's mostly normal people, but
I do see a few celebrities on there, and like
you only get like four quote unquote direct dms to people,
So if you're like heck and famous or like you're
just so random that I can't let it go. I'm
not gonna say anyone's names because I don't want to
(22:27):
get in trouble, but um, I'm gonna damn you, like
I can't not And it's so funny because every time
I pretend like I don't know the person, but like,
there's actually no way that I would be hyping on
you if you were not you, you know, because I
will say, like, um, I have a very niche show
that I'm actually freaking obsessed with. I've read all of
the books twice. I'm restarting the series right now. I've
(22:50):
watched all seven seasons probably four times, waiting for the
next season to come out in BBC. And I've actually
watched it a million times. And he's not even the
character in the show I want to attracted to. But
he's in the show, so obviously I'm gonna have to
swipe on him. So I literally and like in his profile, um,
there's like a song, like a very weird like Jamaican song,
and I'm like, okay, you're not even from the US,
(23:12):
let alone Jamaica. It's actually Scottish. And so I sliped
up and like asked about the songs, like that's so random,
Like how did you come across like whatever. He never
answered me, and I don't think that he will. However,
it was my little fancy of like, oh my god,
like I'm know exactly where you're from. I'm gonna putend
like I don't because this is my moment to shine,
but I don't. One thing I don't like about the
app is that like, if you are like celebrity, celebrity,
(23:34):
also gonna get like a lot of requests. They only allow.
They only push requests into your inbox of your quote
unquote your type. Oh you know what, during Black History
Month that felt a little anti black, because you know,
the girls in this app are all influencers with triple
d's and green eyes and whatever. And I was like,
(23:57):
m you know what, It'll happen one day. I'm mostly
I'm on I like hope I find my actor baddie husband.
But also I just love you know, I'm intrinsically nosy. Uh,
I'm proactively curious. So it just feels right, all right.
So it took a little break. You guys, Sidney's going
to another galla. This is my third out of six. Yeah.
(24:20):
I just want to know how people have these mini dresses.
I have four and they will be recycled through. They're like,
how do you mind not before? No, No, this is new.
I just bought it. It looks the same, but it's
not because I just bought it. I hate people don't
like that. They're like, you wore that before. Yes, that's
purpose of clothing. That's what a washing machine is for exactly.
(24:43):
So oh I hate that. I love having a few
staple pieces that could be like I could be expensive whatever,
but just a few good quality staple pieces that I
can reuse and rewear because they usually like last way
longer than stuff you would get it, like Zara Artzia.
Even though I love Zarna Rizia, that's all I shop at.
But I like those kind of like routine stable pieces.
(25:03):
So like when people do say that, I like to
come back at them with well quality of quantity in
my right. And then they always get really quiet, and
I'm like, yeah, my opinion that was Like people that
are like, oh, I couldn't never wear the same app
but twice, Oh okay, Like I don't know what to
tell you, like that's the point of clothing. If anything,
I feel like it's wasteful. Like if you can literally
not wear a combination twice, I don't understand the purpose
(25:23):
of that. Number one. I can promise you no one cares.
Like if I see where the same jeans you were
three weeks ago, Wow, it's weird that I would even
know this in the first place. So I'm very much
out of repeat because who cares? Yeah, you know, if
it's clean. I mean also, that's a very like privileged
thing to say, too, I feel like, because what if
people don't have that many clothes? Like relax, Like, what
if I can't afford to get a new like literal
(25:44):
gall of dress for two seconds? Now, I person in
this Jess two pictures ago. You don't see it again.
My hair's new accessories are gonna be the same too.
And you know what, I don't want hear anything about it,
but you know what I missed. They had this editing
app where you could color in your clothes different colors
and a little to natural. You know. It's not that
kind of paint feature they have on face tune. You
could actually like change your closest color manually, which I
(26:06):
love edending my pictures manually. So that was really cool.
But then they what's it? They took it down the
whole app. Yeah, the whole I think it was called
photo Fix. I don't know if you go because it's
it's a part of Adobe. Yeah, so why did it
take it down? I don't know, but I remember that
app because when we had our old like very strict,
crying in public feed of very particular colors. I don't
(26:27):
know why I chose them. I would literally change your
outfits to match those colors. But then I realize life
too short. We put so much effort into creating that rebrand,
Like the first rebrand we ever had, which I think
was like two last Mate, two minys ago, where we
changed all of our colors. We were at like what
light blue, light, pink, and white, and we changed them
all to navy, blue, beige, white like ivories. It was
(26:47):
really really mature. It's giving maturity kind of ate that rebrand.
I mean, getting our photographs taken by the in house
photographer for Oscar de Laurento was I think the biggest
flex of my wife. Yeah, Siddya and I will never forget.
We went to that shoot. It was a five hour
shoot and me and her forgot to eat that day
and we were also hungover. So we go and we're like,
I was pouring rain and everyone's so angry in my life. Yeah,
(27:10):
actually I'm angry, like actually every day. So I think
we were angry for the first hour and we were
in awful moods, and then the following four hours we
could not stop laughing. We were just giddy as hell.
It's because he brought his assistant. He says it was cute.
I still follow him. Um no, that was too much.
Too much speaking of that's nothing people were talking about. Yeah,
I'm social kombucha right now, but really weird because not
(27:31):
like right with people kombucha because I don't know the
idea of it makes me uncomfortable. But this one brand,
and this is not an ad because if anything, I
should stop drinking it. It's called Kavita. It's like kombucha lemonade.
And I don't know. I didn't think it was kombucha.
So I just was thirsty and I went to go
buy it from like our law school cafe, and I
was like, yo, this shit kind of slap and then
it tastes like I don't know, oh, I don't describe it.
(27:55):
It's only twenty calories. There's like no sugar, no protein,
there's no literally nothing in it. It's so weird. Though
the bottles is not dairy. It's lemonade. Yeah, why what
I think it was? It's like has no gluten, no caffeine.
I don't even know what it's supposed to be, but
I got addicted to it to the point where I
ate every single drink, every single one or a law
school Um law school cafe has until the point like
(28:17):
no one else drinks them. So the guy that owns
the cafee much meean. He calls me literally kombucha girl
every time, not joking, every time he sees me anywhere.
It could be on campus, it could be in the
law school. It could be passing like kombu with cha girl,
And I'm like, yeah, is he Jamaica. No, I don't
know why India garage for my king. Um, he now
special orders the boxes for me and just keeps them
(28:38):
behind the counter because no one drinks them besides me.
That is love at its finest. But I think you
know that's actually true love. Speaking of love, it's my
grandpa's edieth birthday. Because I love my grandpa. I was like, okay,
I'm not gonna say like valiere. No, Um, my grandpa's
then edieth birthday, which is huge, is this weekend. I'm
so excited and I am for we can't be there.
(29:00):
So I wrote him a like four page letter and
I was sobbing while I was writing this letter, which
just sucks because I really proud of my makeup today.
I've them written like one letter ever to my ex.
And it's funny because I remember sending it. He was like,
I'm not reading that and then and we were dating
at the time, and I remember that was really funny.
I had my old lap because I spent so much
(29:22):
time on it, tun I thought I was like so
cute and poetic. And then I spilled an entire ball
of alplatude on my laptop last week, so two weeks ago,
so I had to use my old laptop. And this
laptop was weird because the keys melted, like my battery
exploded and all the keys just kind of melted together.
I don't know why. It was bad luck with laptops,
So I like only have my old stuff on there.
(29:42):
And so I found the letter on there and I've
read it back and I was like, ill, so corny.
I wouldn't have read it either, And I'm actually discussing
myself that I wrote it. But now that I've seen
myself through a corny light, I don't know if I
struck myself anymore. Yeah, I love telling this story because
then this is very, very related. I love telling this story,
but at the same time, I also feel kind of
bad because, like people make mistakes when I'm sure he's
(30:04):
not this person anymore. Hopefully, hopefully I've taught him by
the end of our relationship that these opinions suck. But
my ex, one of my exes, wrote me this letter
and it was literally, I shit you not seventeen pages long,
and it was kind of you know what it was
giving that scene from Friends where they were all down
the shore and Rachel and Ross are thinking about getting
back together, but it was after that whole I was
(30:24):
on a break thing. So Rachel writes him like a
fourteen page letter about front and back single space, about
how upset she was and how she wanted him to
take full responsibility, right. So he was like reading it
and fell asleep while he was reading it, and it
was a whole bit. But that's what that was giving,
because literally, and each page just got worse than the last.
Like it was the most I think sexist, offensive letter
(30:46):
I've ever read in my entire life. And it was
all over because I wore like this kind of halfway
see through shirt during a like fashion. No, it's actually
so funny because I mean read the whole letter before.
I've only's like seen snippets of it, yea, or rad
snippets of it, and like I've never felt it was
like fifth hand embarrassment because it's not only like he
had the Like imagine a man being so upset about
(31:07):
your shirt that he one wrote to you a letter
on Google. He sat there and he was like, I
need Google docs right now, tied to fourteen freaking page
letter about how upset he is about your shirt. And
then he sent it. That's the worst part to me,
Like you could just written and kept it to yourself,
but no, you sent it or written it, read it
and then decided afterwards like, oh I probably won't send
this is incredibly offensive. No, I mean he was like,
(31:30):
oh I want you. No wonder you get Catolson much
like does why things happen? I was like, what thank you?
He really wrote down was like daddy, No, no exactly,
Oh my god, again, man have And that's delusional in itself,
you know, to rowing it right on back. So pick
men are literally so delusional. Sometimes my exes defined delusion.
(31:51):
I do not understand sometimes, like I look at my exes,
and I'm like, what made you do the things that
you do? Like one of my exes he cheated on
me with like one of my friends and thought I
wouldn't find out, Heller, I don't understand. It's corny. No,
I think I have so many ex actually, but um
all eight hundred of them. Number two, I don't even
(32:14):
number one. I'm sicking number one for like a really
big moment because I don't know what it is. Like
Number one, it would be the one that would like
I would have to block you, like I couldn't see
your face again because I'm so icked out, But like
a very very solid Number two is cornymn no, because
like I will see tiktoks or like my friends will
tell me like things that like their guys say to them,
(32:35):
like everything your ex did was so corny and I
don't know how you did it. And mix wasn't even corny.
He was just an asshole. But I don't know. I
can't do corny guys like mushy. Oh I can't. I
can't because it's like there's a line, there's like cute smushy,
and I see like tiktoks of girls like so and
they were like cute like that. I would bring them
flowers like that, that's cute, that's that's fine. It's not,
(32:56):
it's not, it's considerate. Then I see ill, and I
see some guys like post tiktoks or like girls will
explain things that their boyfriends do for them. I don't
know how they date them, Like, I don't know. I
can't do it, like I'm trying to think. Okay, for example,
when guys see things, I think it just for the girls.
The corny sting, ever, is baby talk. I hate when
men baby talk. Why are you ill? Sorry, I'm thinking
(33:18):
about it. I don't like it. Or people in couples
they talked to each other like are you ill? Why?
There's a whole sign build episode about that. And I
would just like to repeat everything that that I don't like.
I literally can't. Seinfeld was so good. I finished it.
By the way. Also, I try to give because it's
by the same people I try to give Kurby enthusiasm.
A try hated it couldn't. I didn't get into Seinfeld
(33:42):
like I've never My dad doesn't really have emotions, but
he loves like I don't know, he's gotten every emotive person,
but he always laughed so hard at kurb Enthusiasm. I
watched one episode and I was like, Okay, you know
which show that I've recently given another try that I'm
obsessed with right now because I watched it the first time,
couldn't get into it, hated it, and I started it again.
It is only murders in the building, and I usually
(34:04):
love Selena Gomez. Mount Martin Shortz one of my favorite
actors of all time because I always tell people I'm
like if I were, if I were to identify with
three villains in like fiction, it would be Miss Hannigan
from Annie because I hate kids, trunch Bault for Matilda
because I hate kids, and Jack Frost from You kind
of look like him, but thank you because you know why,
(34:27):
because this is what he does. I'm gonna just paint
you a picture. It's like, ask Jack Frost, yeah, only
only I didn't know, and you know why, because we're
the same person. This is what happens. Jack Frost steals
Christmas basically like he goes back in time to recreate
the idea of Christmas, and his recreation is literally just
this like disney World looking theme park where he's the
(34:49):
star and a huge celebrity, and he performs this musical
act in front of everybody that's a rendition of New York,
New York, but instead of New York, New York, it's
North Pole, North Pole. And I just think it is
one of the most beautiful pieces of art in little history.
And it would be me, like, that's what I would do.
I think. I think growing up is realizing that a
lot of these villains weren't villains like Ursula. I'll say it,
(35:12):
I'll say it. She's kind she kind of ate, like
she like you really think about it. This whiny little
girl it's went around, won't stop singing about forks and
gibbops and Gizmett's all because she saw this man once
and wants to literally give no. And you know what,
Ursula's so real for this because where was her dad?
Where was her mom during all this happening? Your fourteen
(35:32):
year old child is staring at men over rocks and
willing to give up her legs and her voice to
go talk to him number one. And so Ursula was like,
let me teach you a lesson, give me your voice,
and then you can go talk to this man because
you've never heard him speak, you don't know him, you
think he's cute, and she did it. She sold her
soul for this man. I guess they kind of did
end up together. But she left her family for some
(35:53):
random man, and Ursula knew she was real for that.
She was like, I'm teaching a lesson through this was
a lesson learned, No, but it was, it was there,
It was there. You know what other villain who I
actually don't think it's a villain, maleficent. I was going
to say the same thing. Yes, and Jeline she can
do no wrong exactly, but she was an outcast. Everybody
hated her because she was different. The King and Queen
are actually really the villains. But then Aurora she kind
(36:14):
of like raises her, and you know, she's this aunt
figure towards her and she just wants to give her
a gift and they won't let her. So then she
gets all pissy and as revenge, she like puts the
daughter to sleep. She didn't even like if she was
truly bad, she would have killed her. No, she just
put her to sleep and that's what happened. And guess
he's the dragon, which is so cool. I guess what,
she still got the man? So who really who really lost?
Exact really lost? Which I think of what other villains
(36:37):
there are? Scar I love. I love that villain. I
think he's an actual villain, but he's my favorite villain
for sure, at least with the Disney franchise. Remember seeing
Jaffar and like Jasmine too, and I was like, Okay,
that's just you. I was kind of like, ill, I'm
kind of uncomfortable. Oh the Hourglass scene, yeah, I feel
(36:58):
like yeah, because I was like, I'm little, um this,
I don't think I should be watching this. But also
a prior no she was ball gagged and tied up
and I was like, is this a little red thing?
And she was like in the IRA class and I
was like, isn't she like fourteen? Jaffar looks okay in
my head, Jaffar his cousin, his first cousin. Honestly it
could be his brother is the Voodoo Man from Francis.
(37:19):
That's my second baby villain after Who'd I say? Oh?
After Scar? The shadow Man means everything that he's the
best song in the movie. He's so complex. He Also,
I would a villains I wouldn't give into him a
villain either. I think he's just playing The real villain
was Navine. Um, yeah, because you had to turn into
a frog to turn your ego down and you still
had an ego like goodbye. Um. But he did realize
(37:41):
that he had the beautiful black queen in the end,
so I love him for that. Um. Okay. Two things
about Navine Leavine. If I couldn't marry any um animated character,
it'd be first Navine and then Eric from from I'm
saying that same dem from A Little Mermaid. Um, I
think I'm believing that in yeah there but oh he's
(38:01):
so cute. And then but definitely Navine. But because I
have my top three on deck, you know, I do
all the rest of M Blonde. Um one Flynn Ryder
two Shang from a Wan Oh definitely completely. No, he's
actually number two. He's actually he's gone point five Shane Act.
(38:22):
Flynn Ryder. He's okay, But like I don't like really
adventures men like that. If you want to go hike,
go hike when you car on a frying pan and
all this stuff by kind of like that little bad
boy turn like his face and it said, but like
everything else about him was really annoying his hair. Also,
you know, actually, you know how I've been critiquing every
Disney movie. That's my qualm with what tangled. He did
(38:42):
not to carr hair that short. I was so wrong
with him, Like he couldn't cut it at any point
and it would have like been fine. He was like, no,
I'm a jack your ship and literally gave her this
spiky looking mohawk. You could have given her a bob,
a lob, literally anything in between. I'm a jack your
stuff actually no reason because he was stabbed. He didn't
(39:04):
realize that he was doing he could something like he
literally gave that girl a jacked up pixie cut for
no reason. So he's actually so wrong for that. It's
so funny. And then afterwards, wait, this one's funny. He
was like, Brunett's kind of turned me on. I was like,
why do I want to go Brunette? Right? Okay? I
love how we didn't talk about literally yeah, all right,
(39:26):
ready to sign off. Yeah, so after not speaking about
the topic at all, you know, sometimes life happens. Sometimes
you're so delusional that you can't get to the topic.
I'm also, I'm actually really dead because a couple of
weeks ago, someone damn does and they were like, I
was literally laughing this entire episode. But I have to ask,
what were you guys on like anything, like on substances
(39:48):
you can probably yeah, And the thing is like, actually no,
like we were we literally just we're so delusional by
the end of the day, like we get home from
work in school that we kind of yeah, we just
like lose. So now this is just us, this is
a personality. We are actually stonecolds over right now. And
like I just poured myself my little post episode glass
of wine. I think I had two SIPs. And City's
(40:09):
not drinking. She's doing dry whenever she wants. All right,
you guys, thank you so much for listening. As always,
you can follow us on socials at Crowing a public podcast,
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I'm on spring break. We're com geting content overload. And then,
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(40:30):
your podcast, so Spotify, Apple Podcast. I heard wherever Wait
Love you bye piece, Say bye bye.
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