November 27, 2023 • 4 mins
Daily Dad Jokes (27 Nov 2023)
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Bruce Lee was fast. His brother's sudden Lee was faster.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Does anyone know Bruce Lee's dad's name. It's always been
a mister Lee to me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Just read an interesting fact. Bruce Lee had a vegan brother,
broke Olee.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Did you hear about Bruce Lee's son who responds immediately
when you call him? His name is prompt Lye.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You look like Bruce lee brother uglye.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Did you hear about the guy who made nun checks
from Bruce Lee's bones? He got in a fight and
was arrested for assault with a Dad Lee weapon.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Bruce Lee had a brother who stopped caring about his problems.
His name was Frank Lee, and he didn't give a damn.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Bruce Lee has brother who is never late. His name
is Earl Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Donkey could take down Bruce Lee because he entered the dragon.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What do you call Bruce Lee on steroids? Juce Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Bruce Lee once noticed that the grass in his garden
was wet, even though he hadn't watered it and it
hadn't rained recently. It was due.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Lee noted, what if Bruce Lee was an emuck, he'd
have to go by Bruce Lee.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Did you hear about Bruce Lee's sister who died in
a fire, Ashlee.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Have you guys heard that Chuck Norris style joke about
Bruce Lee. No, you haven't, because Bruce Lee is no joke.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I painted half a picture of Bruce Lee and quit.
I'm a partial artist.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What do you call Bruce Lee when he is telling
the truth honestly?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Did you know that Bruce Lee was a father? He
was apparently.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Did you know Bruce Lee only had one brother that
didn't practice martial arts? He was in I'm Lee.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Did you know the name of Bruce Lee's sister that
inspired a crunchy and fruity breakfast cereal? She was Muse Lee.
I'm Bob Jeffy, and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the
kicking dad jokes for Bruce Lee's birthday. We're on a
mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide,
so please do us a favor and share just one
(03:29):
of these jokes with your family and friends today.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Thanks, hey, listeners. We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts,
showcasing random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily
Shower Thoughts in your podcast player, or check the show
notes page for more info, Your mind will be blown.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios.
See the show notes page for social media links and
Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a
cann Studio audience
Bruce Lee was fast. His brother's sudden Lee was faster.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Does anyone know Bruce Lee's dad's name. It's always been
a mister Lee to me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Just read an interesting fact. Bruce Lee had a vegan brother,
broke Olee.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Did you hear about Bruce Lee's son who responds immediately
when you call him? His name is prompt Lye.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
You look like Bruce lee brother uglye.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Did you hear about the guy who made nun checks
from Bruce Lee's bones? He got in a fight and
was arrested for assault with a Dad Lee weapon.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Bruce Lee had a brother who stopped caring about his problems.
His name was Frank Lee, and he didn't give a damn.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Bruce Lee has brother who is never late. His name
is Earl Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Donkey could take down Bruce Lee because he entered the dragon.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
What do you call Bruce Lee on steroids? Juce Lee.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Bruce Lee once noticed that the grass in his garden
was wet, even though he hadn't watered it and it
hadn't rained recently. It was due.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Lee noted, what if Bruce Lee was an emuck, he'd
have to go by Bruce Lee.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Did you hear about Bruce Lee's sister who died in
a fire, Ashlee.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Have you guys heard that Chuck Norris style joke about
Bruce Lee. No, you haven't, because Bruce Lee is no joke.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I painted half a picture of Bruce Lee and quit.
I'm a partial artist.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
What do you call Bruce Lee when he is telling
the truth honestly?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Did you know that Bruce Lee was a father? He
was apparently.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Did you know Bruce Lee only had one brother that
didn't practice martial arts? He was in I'm Lee.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Did you know the name of Bruce Lee's sister that
inspired a crunchy and fruity breakfast cereal? She was Muse Lee.
I'm Bob Jeffy, and I'm Montgomery Jones. And that's the
kicking dad jokes for Bruce Lee's birthday. We're on a
mission to spread the laughs and groans far and wide,
so please do us a favor and share just one
(03:29):
of these jokes with your family and friends today.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Thanks, hey, listeners. We have another podcast called Daily Shower Thoughts,
showcasing random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily
Shower Thoughts in your podcast player, or check the show
notes page for more info, Your mind will be blown.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios.
See the show notes page for social media links and
Joe credits. This show was recorded in front of a
cann Studio audience
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