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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to this edition of the Dad Jokes Explained episode.
My name is Graham Class and I'm the producer of
the Daily Dad Jokes podcast. Each week we examine a
set of dad jokes and explain some what makes them
so funny. Our aim is to arm you with information
on delivering your own dad jokes to your friends and
family so you can further spread the laughs and groans.
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Let's get to it.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
My wife was sick in bed, so I took the
sheets off of her and then put them back on. Confused,
she looked at me as I said, there, now you
are recovered.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
In this joke, the humor comes from a play on
words involving recovered. Normally it means to regain health, but
here it's used literally for putting covers back on. The
dad takes advantage of the duel meaning by physically covering
his wife again with sheets. This unexpected twist is what
makes it amusing.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Did you know Taylor Swift was named after Albert Einstein? Yeah,
one hundred and ten years after.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
This joke relies on the misdirection of expecting a direct
connection between Taylor Swift and Albert Einstein. Initially, it suggests
a naming inspiration that seems improbable or humorous. The punchline
reveals its simply about the time gap, with Taylor Swift
born one hundred and ten years after Einstein's birth in
eighteen seventy nine. The humor lies in subverting expectations with
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an unexpected timeline twist, rather than any actual link between them.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First?
A tractor?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
The humor in this joke comes from the pun on
a tractor, which sounds like attract her. The setup suggests
a practical approach to winning over a farm girl, leading
listeners to expect farming related advice. Instead, it delivers a
clever twist with wordplay that turns romantic attraction into an
agricultural themed punchline. This unexpected linguistic turn is what makes
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the joke amusing and memorable.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
What do you call Batman after a fight? Bruised Waying?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
This joke uses a play on words with Bruce Wayne,
Batman's alter ego, and bruised after a fight. One might
expect physical injuries like bruises. The humor comes from the
clever twist of turning his name into a description of
his condition. Post battle. It's an amusing blend of character,
identity and literal interpretation.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
What do you call a Viking who lost his boat
a hiking?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
This joke relies on wordplay between viking and hiking. When
a Viking loses his boat, he can no longer sail,
so he must travel by foot. The punchline cleverly turns
the seafaring warrior into someone who is now simply walking
or hiking. This unexpected shift in activity creates humour through
linguistic transformation.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
The therapist asked the wife why she wanted to end
her marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star
Wars day puns. The husband looked at the therapist and said,
divorce is strong with this one.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
The humor in this joke stems from a play on
the iconic Star Wars phrase the force is strong with
this one. The wife dislikes her husband's overuse of Star
Wars puns, leading to marital tension. The husband cleverly twists
the famous line to comment on their impending divorce. This
unexpected adaptation of a well known quote creates a humorous
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connection between pop culture and personal conflict.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I did you did, we did? She did? He did,
they did. It's not a beautiful poem, but it's very deep.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
This joke plays on the double meaning of deep. The
repetition of dig suggests physical digging, which creates literal depth simultaneously.
Poems are often described as deep when they have profound meaning.
The humor arises from combining these interpretations in an unexpected
way that subverts poetic expectations with a mundane activity.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
SCUBA stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus, but did
you know tuba is also an acronym for terrible underwater
breathing apparatus.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
This joke plays on the acronym scuba and humorously applies
a similar structure to tuba. While scuba is designed for
underwater breathing, a tuba is clearly unsuitable for this purpose.
The punchline cleverly transforms the musical instrument into an absurd
alternative by reimagining it as another type of breathing apparatus
with poor functionality. This unexpected twist creates humour through linguistic
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creativity and absurdity.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
My friend keeps saying, cheer up, man, It could be worse.
You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.
I know he means well.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
The humor in this joke comes from the phrase I
know he means well, which sounds like means well but
also suggests being trapped in a water filled hole or
a well. The setup involves an attempt at comforting someone
by suggesting their situation isn't as bad as it could be.
The punchline cleverly uses wordplay to reveal that the supposed
consolation is actually describing another predicament. This unexpected twist on
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language adds an amusing layer of irony to the interaction.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
When I build my friend out from jail, he had
a giant lizard clinging to his leg. Apparently the court
ordered him to wear an ankle monitor.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
This joke hinges on the pun between ankle monitor and
an actual lizard, often called a monitor lizard. The setup
suggests a legal punishment involving electronic surveillance. Instead, it humorously
twists expectations by introducing the literal presence of a reptile
attached to his leg. This unexpected visual gag creates comedy
through clever wordplay and absurd imagery.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
I don't believe that cottage cheese should be considered a cheese.
It's just occurred to me.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
This joke plays on the word curd, which is a
component of cheese. By saying it's just occurred to me,
it humorously suggests that cottage cheese isn't worthy of being
called real cheese. The phrase sounds like just occurred to me,
adding an extra layer of pun based humor. This combination
creates an amusing twist by questioning cottage cheese's stautus while
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cleverly using wordplay for comedic effect.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
What's blue and doesn't wey much lay blue?
Speaker 1 (06:59):
This joke plays on the double meaning of light. It
suggests something that is both blue in color and light
in weight. The punchline cleverly combines these meanings by naming
a shade of blue light blue, which fits both criteria.
This unexpected linguistic twist creates humor through wordplay.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
People tell me that they pick their nose. I was
just born with mine.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
This joke plays on the dual meaning of pick. Typically,
people might choose to pick their nose in a literal sense. However,
the punchline humorously suggests that while others actively choose or
pick theirs, he was simply born with his nose already there.
This unexpected twist creates comedy through clever wordplay and subversion
of expectations.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
What did the convicted cannibal request as his last meal?
Five guys?
Speaker 1 (07:54):
This joke cleverly plays on the name of the popular
burger chain five Guys. The setup suggests a cannibal's last
meal request, leading to an unexpected twist where he humorously
desires five actual men instead of food from the restaurant.
The humor arises from this wordplay and subversion of expectations,
turning a brand name into something literal for comedic effect.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I'm collecting fish jokes for a book that I'm writing.
If you know any, then let minno.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
This joke relies on a pun involving the phrase let
me know and the word minnow, which is a type
of small fish. The setup suggests gathering jokes for writing,
creating an expectation of straightforward communication. By substituting me with minnow,
it humorously incorporates aquatic themed wordplay relevant to the content
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being collected. This clever twist adds amusement through its playful
manipulation of language related to fish.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You are an American when you enter a bathroom and leave,
but while in the bathroom European.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
This joke relies on a play on words with European,
which sounds like European. The setup involves being American before
and after using the bathroom, while inside you're urinating. It
humorously combines nationality with bodily functions through phonetic similarity.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
What do you call a lion whose car breaks down
ten kilometers before you reach the zoo? A taxi?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
The humor in this joke comes from the unexpected twist
of a lion needing transportation. Initially, one might expect an
animal related punchline due to the setup involving a zoo
and a lion. Instead, it subverts expectations by presenting a
taxi as the solution for getting back on track after
car trouble. This juxtaposition between wild animals and mundane human
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solutions creates comedy through surprise and absurdity.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Don't fall in love with a tennis player. Love means
nothing to them.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
In tennis, the term love refers to a score of zero.
The joke humorously suggests that a tennis player might not
value romantic love since in their sport, love equates to nothing.
This creates an amusing contrast between emotional relationships and sports
terminology through clever wordplay. The punchline relies on this duality
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for its comedic impact.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
What's the most groundbreaking invention by humanity ever? A shovel?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
This joke cleverly plays on the word groundbreaking, typically used
to describe revolutionary inventions. It humorously applies the term literally
to a shovel. The punchline reveals that a shovel breaks
ground in the most direct sense by digging into it.
This unexpected literal interpretation creates humour through linguistic twist and surprise.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his scrabble letters
on the road. I asked him, what's the word on
the street.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
This joke uses a clever play on words between the
literal action of spilling scrabble letters and the figurative phrase
word on the street, which means gossip or news. The
setup describes an unusual event, leading to an expectation of
concern or assistance. Instead, it delivers a pun by asking
for information, as if each letter could form actual words
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on pavement. This unexpected linguistic twist creates humor through its
playful manipulation of language and context.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Why do the numbers one through twelve work the hardest?
They're always on the clock.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
This joke plays on the dual meaning of on the clock.
Numbers one through twelve are literally on a clock, representing hours.
The phrase also implies working hard or being busy. The
humor arises from combining these interpretations to suggest that numbers
are tirelessly employed as timekeepers.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
When I was a kid, my mother told me I
could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity
theft is a crime.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
This joke humorously twists the common encouragement of being anyone
you want to be into a literal interpretation involving identity theft.
The setup suggests an inspirational message from childhood, while the
punchline reveals that taking it literally leads to illegal activity.
The unexpected shift from motivational advice to criminal behavior creates
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comedic irony. This clever play on words and expectations makes
the joke amusingly absurd to.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
The guy who invented zero, Thanks for nothing.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
This joke hinges on the dual meaning of nothing and
the number zero. While nothing typically means absence in mathematical terms.
It represents zero by thanking someone for inventing zero with
a phrase usually implying in gratitude or insignificance. It cleverly
twists expectations to create humor through wordplay and irony. The
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punchline relies on this unexpected linguistic connection between everyday language
and numerical concepts for its comedic effect.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
I saw a fat ghost working out today in the gym.
I had to see it. That's the spirit.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
This joke plays on the phrase that's the spirit, typically
used to encourage someone's enthusiasm or effort. Here, it cleverly
applies to a ghost, which is literally a spirit. The
humor arises from this double untundra, as it connects both
meanings in an unexpected context involving fitness and supernatural beings.
This linguistic twist creates amusement by combining encouragement with wordplay
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about ghosts.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I had to quit my job as a taxi driver.
Too many people were talking behind my back.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
This joke plays on the phrase talking behind my back,
which usually means people are speaking about someone without their knowledge.
In this context, it humorously refers to taxi passengers who
physically sit in the back seat and literally talk behind
the driver's back while giving directions or chatting during rides.
The twist comes from taking a figurative expression and applying
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it to a literal situation faced by taxi drivers. This
clever wordplay creates an amusing connection between common idiomatic language
and everyday experiences of cabbes.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
What shoes should you wear to make a bank deposit?
New balance?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
This joke hinges on the double meaning of new balance.
It refers to both a popular athletic shoe brand and
the concept of having a new balance in your bank
account after making a deposit. The humor arises from cleverly
connecting footwear with financial terminology. This unexpected link creates amusement
through wordplay and surprise.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
A thief broke into my house last night looking for money,
so I got out of bed and started looking with him.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
The humor in this joke comes from the unexpected reaction
of joining the thief's search for money. Instead of confronting
or being afraid, the homeowner humorously collaborates with their intruder,
implying financial struggles. This twist subverts typical burglary scenarios by
highlighting mutual desperation rather than conflict. The punchline relies on
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irony and surprise to create comedic effect through an unconventional
response to a break in situation.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
If you have thirteen apples on one hand and ten
oranges in the other, what do you have have massive hands?
Speaker 1 (16:07):
The humor in this joke comes from the unexpected twist
on expectations. Initially, it sets up a mathematical or logistical
problem involving counting apples and oranges. Instead of focusing on arithmetic,
it surprises with an exaggerated physical attribute as the punchline.
This clever misdirection creates comedy by subverting typical problem solving
scenarios with absurdity.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
When I was a child, I used to enjoy making
sand castles with my grandfather until my mother made me
put the urn back on the mantle.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
This joke relies on the unexpected twist involving the grandfather's ashes. Initially,
it paints a nostalgic picture of building sand castles with
a grandparent, only to reveal that grandfather refers to his
cremated remains in an urn. The humor emerges from this
surprising shift in context and imagery, creating an absurd mental
image through dark comedy, and that wraps up another episode
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