Dinosaur Day! Jokes that will hit it out of the (Jurassic) park! 01 June 2023

Daily Dad Jokes (01 Jun 2023)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Why don't dinosaurs make good pets because they're dead? What
killed the bodybuilding dinosaur? A steroid? My kids made origami

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dinosaurs then had them fight. I don't know how this
will unfold. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl dinosaur go
through the toilet because it has a silent p What

(00:44):
is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer comment? What do you
call a dinosaur who was easy to clean, heat resistant
and long lasting pirates? Why shouldn't you ever fight a
dinosaur because you'll get jurrass kicked? What do you call

(01:13):
an ugly dinosaur? An isore? Last week, paleontologists found the
largest dinosaur, Tibbia, ever uncovered. They had a big party
to celebrate. I heard it was quite a shin dig

(01:41):
Which dinosaur is the worst driver? Tyrannosaurus rex. A dinosaur
named Sarah owned a homemade clothing store. It was called
Tricerah's Tops. What do you call a dinosaur or fart?

(02:01):
A blast from the past? What do you call a
blind dinosaur? Do you think hesaurus? Which dinosaur has the
most extensive vocabulary? The thesaurus? Why were dinosaurs so big?

(02:28):
Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic Measures. My spouse will
not stop making puns about Jurassic Park. I would have
thought she'd lose her magic by now, but wife finds
a way. Who answers the phone in Jurassic Park's French

(02:48):
call center Alisaurus? What happened to the evangelical Christians in
Jurassic Park? They all got to taken up by the raptor?
How do you find a velociraptor distance raptor divided by

(03:10):
a time raptor? What do you call a falling dinosaur
a terminal velociraptor. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going
to the bathroom because they are extinct? Why do paleontologists

(03:33):
have a hard time finding a girlfriend because they only
date fossils? Did you hear about the fossil they just
found in South America? It's like a Brazilian years old.
I heard we may be bringing back dinosaurs for transport.

(03:55):
They make for great fossil fuels. I attended a paleontology
lecture last evening. The speaker came on to the stage
holding a dinosaur skull, and he tripped. What happened next
was jaw dropping. I'm Montgomery Jones and that's the prehistoric

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dad jokes to celebrate Dinosaur Day. I'm on a mission
to spread the laughs and groans far and wide, so
please share these jokes with your family and friends. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
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