Do you know the rapper best known for his sense of smell? 50 Scent. (+ 23 more dad jokes!)

Daily Dad Jokes (02 Jun 2023)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana.
It was the pot calling the cattle back. Five ants
rented an apartment with another five ants. Now they're tenants.
A guy tried to tell me about a tool that

(00:25):
makes holes in hard materials, but I stopped him. I
know the drill. I really miss Robin Williams. He was
a legend, without a doubt. My favorite movie of his
was Missus Fire. If someone calls you fat, just ignore them.

(00:48):
You are bigger than that. My daughter and her boyfriend
ran away and got married in the Serene jetty. They anteloped.
Did you know that if your dog is running a fever,
you're supposed to give them catchup? Apparently it's perfect for

(01:08):
fixing a hot dog. Never fall in love with a
tennis player. Love means nothing to them. Do you remember
that chiropractor joke? I told you? Come on, you remember
it was about a week back Hugh Jackman stopped a

(01:40):
serial arsonist from burning down another local flower shop, proving
once again that only Hugh can prevent florist fires. Normally
I like castles, but when I see one with a
drawbridge up, I just can't get into it. What do

(02:01):
you do with a dead chemist veryan. According to Greek mythology,
Chirn was a half horse, half human doctor. This made
him the centaur for disease control. Why was the dyslexic

(02:25):
Mormon high He ended up in the Church of LSD.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat the table?
My dentist says he's starting a clothing company. It's called

(02:47):
Oral Hygienes. I ate a kid's meal at McDonald's today.
His mom got really angry. Why doesn't monsters eat ghosts
because they taste like sheet? What does a painter do

(03:11):
when they get cold? They put on a second coat.
My uber eats driver ripped me off. I ordered McDonald's,
but there was jack in the box. When I told

(03:34):
my wife she had drawn her eyebrows too high, she
looked really surprised. What's the name of that Italian pastry
with cram in the middle. I can only think of one.
How much does a coffee cost on the space station?
Five starbucks? Jeffy, you don't want to miss this. There's

(04:02):
a bonus dad joke waiting for you at the end
of the episode. Let's spread some happiness or pain with
these jokes. Wishing you a great day and I'll be
back with more jokes tomorrow. Thank you for tuning in.
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(04:48):
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your name, the city and state you live in, and
your best dad joke. Call nine seven eight three nine
three one zero seven six. I'll repeat that number. It's
nine seven eight three nine three one zero seven six,
or check the show notes page for the number. I'll

(05:10):
look forward to hearing from you. The Daily Dad Jokes
podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
page for social media links and joke credits. Do you
know the rapper best known for his sense of smell.
Fifty cent