Fan Edition (41st Edition) | Our listeners send in their best Dad Jokes!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello. This is Alan in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I've been driving around the summer.

Speaker 3 (00:05):
I listening to a lot of your dad jokes, and
you know what, a lot of bugs based splashed on
my windshields.

Speaker 4 (00:12):
I guess they're not gonna have a lot of guts
to do that again.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
By no, Hey, this is Johnny D from cloth in Michigan. Hey,
what did the chicken umpire say when he saw an
illegal pitch?

Speaker 6 (00:31):
Bob?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Hey, Bob Ford Bosman here from San Carlos, Missouri. I'm
curious they have maths instructor at MATHNESI and helping young
people with their math skills. Before that, I was a
dancing lumberjack. Either way, I was doing logarithms. Here's a
question for you, though, how did thirty seven mathematicians board
a bus with only thirty sixty they carry the one?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Last night?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
My wife will my wife wife was asleep. I printed
algebraic functions all over her. You should see the expression
on her face. Here's the thought to park with you
with eleven and seven both have even in them, which
is quite odd. Thanks to have a good one.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Bybye.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
Hello. My name is Eleanna July Carpenter and I live
in Mayetta, Georgia. And this is my dad joke. What
did the rooster stay when he sat on the tourret
cockle doodle?

Speaker 5 (01:34):
Two?

Speaker 6 (01:36):
A lettice and a tomato had a race, and the
lattice was getting ahead. So the lattice looked back at
the tomato and said, hey, I'm getting ahead, you better
catch out by by.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
My name is Melody, I'm from San Francisco.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
And my best dad joke is this Why couldn't the
West Guard save the hippie?

Speaker 2 (02:00):
He was too far out?

Speaker 4 (02:01):
Man Richard Lodge, Mansfield, Arkansas. Someone asked me yesterday if
I knew what percentage of the United States people have
speech impediment issues. I said, you know, that's hard to say.
Someone asked me yesterday if I knew where hats that
came from.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
I said no, not off the top of my head.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
I though, Hey, my name is not in the week,
and I have a good dad joke.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Did you did you ever hear the rumor about butter?

Speaker 2 (02:34):
I'm not going to spread it.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
This is Tom McKenna, Hamilton, Ohio.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
Have you ever tried arshly blindfolded? If you don't know
what you're missing?

Speaker 3 (02:50):
My name is Paul Hackney.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
I live in National City, California.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Speaker 4 (02:59):
He didn't have to cut.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
Hey, this is doctor rum Pitt from South Dakota.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I got an old one for you.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
What did one?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
I say to the other?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Just between you and me, there's something that smells aloha.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
My name is Bill. I'm from Johnstown, Pennsylvania. I am
opposed to children riding on school buses. I think they
had to be required to be in the bus.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Hey, Bob Brian May Jackson of Florida.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
So I met this guy at a party recently.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
And he was from Prague.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
And later on I found out that he had left
the party early.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
I guess he could say that check bounce.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
So my son recently went on a field trip with his.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Class to the Code Colas and when they got back,
the teacher hit them with a pop quiz.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
This is Larry in Tulsa, Oklahoma.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Why do birds fly south for the winter.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
Because it's too far to walk?

Speaker 1 (04:22):
You like your brag from Gaien, Michigan. So what do
you call a sprinkler systems that wear the gold chain
around its neck? Grip irrigation?

Speaker 7 (04:39):
And that's it for this special fan edition episode of
the Daily Dad Jokes podcast. Thank you so much to
our loyal fans for calling in. If you would like
to submit your own dad jokes to my voicemail with
the best ones to be included in my show, just
leave your name, the city and state you live in,
and your best dad joke. Call nine seven eight three
nine three ones zero seven six. I'll repeat that number.

(05:02):
It's nine seven eight three nine three one zero seven six,
or check the show notes page for the number. I'll
look forward to hearing from you.