My printer’s name is Bob Marley. It always Be Jammin’ (+ 26 more dad jokes!)

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
If judging people for their racist racism, then what is
judging people for their grades in school? Marxism? How many
boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None?

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They just sit around and complain that the bulb doesn't
want to work anymore. What do you call a woman
who sets fire to all her bills? Bernadette. My printer's
name is Bob Marley. It always be Jammin. I illegally

(00:50):
downloaded a movie when I was in the Bahamas. I'm
a pirate of the Caribbean. Apathy is a growing problem,
but nobody seems to care. What's a good palindrome? Boob
is the first one that comes to memory. Why did

(01:17):
they can crush or quit his job because it was
soda pressing? Jesus hired me to build a lake in heaven,
but promptly fired me when I suggested using a goddamn
what do you call a bad artist? A junk drawer?

(01:44):
My dermatologist kept making annoying jokes about the odd shape
of the precancerous mole on my neck. I told him
to cut it out. I swallowed a watch yesterday. It
was quite time consuming. What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.

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Why did the hypster burn his mouth he ate his
soup before it was cool? Why did the deer go
into the woods to sleep because it's forest. What do

(02:34):
you call a donkey who is in trouble a badass?
I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I
never had the chance. People got really mad when I
removed a song from the Dark Side of the Moon.

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They wanted their money back. A bartender broke up with
her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.
What is an Olympic event that requires a lot of

(03:16):
conversation discus? Why can't shepherds keep their jobs more than
a week because they can't resist falling asleep when they
count the sheeps? Why do those birds with the long

(03:40):
yellow beaks play badminton in pairs because two can play
at that game. Despite all the gardening I do, the
weed keeps growing back time and time again. I saw

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an umpire get hid in the crotch during a baseball game.
The count was two balls, one strike. Why are lift
jokes so funny? They work on many levels. Where do
people play peekaboo in the hospital in the ICU? I'm Bob,

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