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June 2, 2023 • 6 mins

Daily Dad Jokes (02 Jun 2023)

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
National Donut Day sounds like a holiday. I can really
sink my teeth into Ariana Grande and Krispy Kreme are
collaborating on a flavored vodka. It's a donut liquor. What's
Putin's favorite donut chop? Krispy Kreme? Lynn, What do you

(00:28):
call a store that sells only bagels and donuts? Whole foods?
Have you been eating donuts and driving? Your eyes look glazed?

(00:48):
Never insult a donut. Some of them have fillings. I
was thinking about opening a donut shop next to a
marijuana shop and calling it glazed and confused. What did

(01:15):
the sign on the baker's door rid when she wanted
to be alone? Donut disturbed? Did you hear about the
baker that stopped making donuts? He got tired of the
whole thing. My son was insisting that he should just

(01:37):
have donuts for breakfast. I pointed out the holes in
his arguments. What is the best way to have a
well rounded diet eat donuts? My wife accused me of
taking the last donut. It's true, I just ate the

(02:01):
whole thing. A donut, cupcake and an ice cream cone
crossed the road. The streets were oddly desert that night,
where were the first donuts made in Greece? We were

(02:27):
passing by a place called the Donut Bagel Cafe. My
dad glances over and says, be respectful, we're passing by
a holy place. The donut shop got robbed. The burglars
said they chose it because the shop was rolling in
the dough. I gave my German friend a box of

(02:53):
donuts for breakfast. It was my way of wishing him
a gluten morgan. I saw a Korean martial artist holding
out a basket of donuts, but when I asked if
I could take two, he said no. I pleaded, can
I at least taekwondo. I thought I was discussing donuts

(03:18):
without holes to a Dutchman. Turns out it was a Danish.
Did you hear about the restaurant that Yoda opened? He
sells only cookie, dough and donuts and offers no free
samples of anything. The restaurant name is dough or donut,

(03:38):
there is no try. So I went to the donut
shop and bought a dozen orders of a dozen donuts.
It was totally gross. I was thinking about opening a
bagel and donut chop, but there's a lot of holes

(03:59):
in my play. What kind of donuts can fly? The
plain ones? How does Bob Marley like his donuts with
jam in? Just blew the sugar off? My donut dieting

(04:28):
is so hard. I read a novel about donuts. The
story had a lot of holes. I was practically in
a coma last night after eating a boatload of donuts
for Father's Day, I went out with a glaze of glory.

(05:00):
What's a ghost's favorite donut? A Freddy Cruller? Have you
tried the donut diet? There are zero calories in the middle.

(05:22):
Did you hear about the donut shop that burned down?
It was an extra Krispy Kreme. I'm Montgomery Jones and
that's a whole lot of dad jokes to celebrate National
Donut Day. I'm on a sweet mission to spread the
laughs and groans far and wide, So please share these
jokes with your family and friends. Thanks.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Looking for more dad joke humor to share, then subscribe
to our new weekly email newsletter. It's our weekly roundup
of the best dad jokes, memes, and humor for you
to enjoy. Spread the laughs and groans and sign up today.
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or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com. Do you have your
own dad joke you want to share Join the hundreds

(06:12):
of listeners who have submitted their own dad jokes through
my voicemail. Please spread the laughs and groans and submit
your own dad joke to our voicemail with the best
ones to be included in special fan episodes. Just leave
your name, the city and state you live in, and
your best dad joke. Call nine seven eight three nine
three one zero seven six. I'll repeat that number. It's

(06:33):
nine seven eight three nine three one zero seven six,
or check the show notes page for the number. I'll
look forward to hearing from you. The Daily Dad Jokes
podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
page for social media links and joke credits.
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