Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 28 May 2023

Daily Dad Jokes (28 May 2023)

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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: bigmid77, identityconfirmed404, jmcarlos27, dtaylor187, EndersGame_Reviewer, CinnyButta, Eleora_Lemon, Veto111, Different-Tie-1085, MaxCWebster, FeralPixels

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Yesterday I farted in the Apple store and everyone got
upset at me. It's not my fault. They don't have windows.
You thought the last couple jokes you heard were bad, well,
this Fibonacci joke is worse than the last two you
heard combined. Not to brag, but I made six figures

(00:26):
last year. I was also named worst employee at the
toy factory. As a child, I was forced to walk
the plank. We couldn't afford a dog. Apparently you can't
use beef stew as a password. It ain't stroking off.

(00:52):
What do you call a woman with one leg? A leen?
I'm trying to make some extra dough by selling jokes
for five cents each. It's a pun per nickel. What's

(01:13):
the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle
and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle attire? When
I was a boy, the Jetsons gave me unrealistic expectations
about the future, like having a job, a loving family,
and a dog. I got arrested today for walking out

(01:39):
of an art museum with a painting. I'm just so
confused because earlier, when I asked the security if I
could take a picture. They said, Yes, I'm Bob Jeffy.
Keep listening for a bonus dad joke. I want to

(02:00):
bring some humor into your day. Share the laughs or
groans with your family and friends, have a great night,
and I'll be back tomorrow with more jokes. Thank you
for tuning in. Do you have your own dad joke
you want to share? Join the hundreds of listeners who

(02:20):
have submitted their own dad jokes through my voicemail. Please
spread the laughs and groans and submit your own dad
joke to our voicemail with the best ones to be
included in special fan episodes. Just leave your name, the
city and state you live in, and your best dad joke.
Call nine seven eight three nine three one zero seven six.
I'll repeat that number. It's nine seven eight three nine

(02:43):
three one zero seven six, or check the show notes
page for the number. I'll look forward to hearing from you.
The Daily Dad Jokes podcast is produced by Classic Studios.
See the show notes page for social media links and
joke credits. One day, a housework challenged husband decided to
wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room,

(03:06):
he shouted to his wife, what setting do I use
on the washing machine. It depends, She replied, What does
it say on your shirt? Proudly, he yelled back, Chicago
Bears