Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 04 June 2023

Daily Dad Jokes (04 Jun 2023)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
A guy tried to tell me about a tool that
makes holes in hard materials, but I stopped him. I
know the drill. What do you call a woman who
sets fire to all her bills, Bernadette. My printer's name

(00:24):
is Bob Marley. It always be jammin. Hugh Jackman stopped
a serial arsonist from burning down another local flower shop,
proving once again that only Hugh can prevent florist fires.

(00:44):
How many boomers does it take to change a light bulb? None?
They just sit around and complain that the bulb doesn't
want to work anymore. My wife told me that none
of my be jokes are funny. I told her that
really Stone a police officer just knocked on my door

(01:10):
and told me that my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That's ridiculous because my dogs don't even own bikes. Last month,
my wife bought a Sylvester Stallone pillow and put it
in the middle of the bed. Since then, things have
been rocky between us. Why did the cows keep returning

(01:34):
to the field of marijuana? It was the pot calling
the cattle back. If judging people for their races racism,
then what is judging people for their grades in school Marxism.

(02:00):
I'm Bob Jeffy. You don't want to miss this. There's
a bonus dad joke waiting for you at the end
of the episode. Let's spread some happiness or pain with
these jokes. Wishing you a great day and I'll be
back with more jokes tomorrow. Thank you for tuning in.

(02:22):
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or visit Daily dadjokespodcast dot com. Do you have your
own dad joke you want to share? Join the hundreds

(02:42):
of listeners who have submitted their own dad jokes through
my voicemail. Please spread the laughs and groans and submit
your own dad joke to our voicemail with the best
ones to be included in special fan episodes. Just leave
your name, the city and state you live in, and
your best dad joke. Call nine seven eight three nine
three one zero seven six. I'll repeat that number. It's

(03:04):
nine seven eight three nine three one zero seven six.
Or check the show notes page for the number. I'll
look forward to hearing from you. The Daily Dad Jokes
podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
page for social media links and joke credits. I never
understood why a set of false teeth is called dentures.

(03:26):
They really missed an opportunity to call it substitutes.