Top 10 Dad Jokes for the Week! 24 September 2023

Daily Dad Jokes (24 Sep 2023)

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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: GrayingMantis, OctoberFire1, Realistic-Twist-3112, zorionek0, kevindavis338, stevewezzz, UrbanCyclerPT, SadWorry6182, myverypunnydad, frontrange80220, 2040009

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
What happens if you don't pay your ex sources and
bill you get repossessed. How do you get a country
girl's attention attractor? I just grilled a chicken for two hours.

(00:25):
It still wouldn't tell me why I crossed the road.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He
just needed space. The new sweater I ordered had a
lot of static, so I called the company to return it.

(00:47):
They offered to send me a new one free of charge.
I really hate one direction fans. Oscillating fans cool the
room way better. What was the most revolutionary technology ever invented?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
The wheel?

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Guys, I'm worried my HR repord work wants me to
sign up for the company's four oh one K. There's
no way I can run that far. So this kid
comes home from school in panic and says, dad, they
are all picking on me? Are we pyromaniacs? The dad

(01:33):
looks down sadly and says, we are sinning. When I
came home from work, my wife set up the baby
has been crying for hours? Can you take over? I
said sure and started crying for hours. I'm Bob Jeffy

(01:55):
stick around for a bonus dad joke don't forget to
share the jokes with your family and front. Have a
great night, and I'll see you tomorrow. Thank you for listening. Hey, listeners,
want to get smarter in less than ten minutes, then
check the Daily Facts podcast that brings you interesting and

(02:17):
surprising facts from around the world every day. Did you
know that the longest recorded flight of a chicken lasted
for thirteen seconds, or that there's a species of jellyfish
that can essentially live forever. With a Daily Facts podcast,
you'll learn something new and fascinating with every episode. Tune
in daily and impress your friends with your newfound knowledge.
Listen now on your favorite podcast platform.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Do you have your own dad joke you want to
share Join the hundreds of listeners who have submitted their
own dad jokes through our voicemail. Please spread the laughs
and groans and submit your own dad joke to our
voicemail with the best ones to be included in special
fan episodes. Just leave your name, the city and state
you live in, and your best dad joke called three

(03:00):
nine three one zero seven six. I'll repeat that number.
It's nine seven eight three nine three one zero seven six.
Or check the show notes page for the number we
look forward to hearing from you.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
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canned studio audience. Vegetarians think eating animals as immoral, but
eating mushrooms is moral.