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Daily Dad Jokes (29 Feb 2024)

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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: JustAName507, prankerjoker, TheQuietKid22, Traditional-Pea-2379, YouAreRegard, EndersGame_Reviewer, Squeezer999, BiffMayhem, genxfrom66, genxfrom66, prankerjoker

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
My wife just completed a forty week bodybuilding program. Now
I have a little boy to tell my dad jokes too.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
When your girlfriend comes home in a white suit covered
with beattings and smells like honey, you know she's a keeper.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
When my wife was in labor, I would tell her
jokes to distract her from the pain. But she didn't
seem amused. It must have been the delivery.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I broke up with my short girlfriend. We couldn't see
eye to eye.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I was alone in the bath. Imagine my surprise when
I felt a tap on my shoulder.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
At the airport, my friends suggested we disguise ourselves as luggage.
I said, let's not get carried away.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
I once swallowed a bunch of synonyms. It gave me
the sorest throat I've ever had.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
I got mugged by six dwarfs last night. Not happy.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
My best friend who stutters, died in prison today. Poor
guy didn't even finish his sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
About twenty years ago, I adopted three girls from a
family that didn't want them. The oldest daughter is set
to get married soon and said she wants her birth
father to walk her down the aisle. I asked her
why Heim had not me. Apparently he's better at giving
kids away. I'm Bob Jeffy.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
And I'm Montgomery Jones.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Stick around for a bonus dad joke. We're here to
brighten your world with some humor. Don't forget to share
the laughs or groans with your loved ones. Sleep well,
and I'll be back with more jokes tomorrow. Thank you
for your continued support.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
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(02:04):
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front of a canned studio audience. I tried dating a nun,

(02:25):
but she stopped talking to me. I got holy ghosted.