May 9, 2025 • 4 mins
Daily Dad Jokes (10 May 2025)
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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes.
Joke credits: CuthbertDibbleNGrub, GiborDesign, buddard, greedydita, Lucubrator5000, scottmc94, pizzaauananas, External-Tear-5076, Italiankeyboard, Toeknuckles, DrhpTudaco, KarpGrinder, , Low_Pressure_3542, Present-Algae6767, Priyo-12, Rare-Bid-6860, 116AR, WildAnimus, Karman_is_a_bitch, Fe2O3man
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Today, I learned that in order to open a zoo,
you must have at least four pandas, two grizzlies, three black,
four brown, and one polar. Apparently that's the bare minimum.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I was going to tell the joke about the tropical
birds I glued together, but never mind, it's too confusing.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I was thinking of opening a lingerie store. But in
this economy riscape business.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite movie Gladiator?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Why does the baker go to work because he needs
the dough?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Just saw a guy running down the road with a
cape on, so I shouted, Hey, are you a superhero?
They yelled No, I didn't pay for my haircut.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The tariffs must be working out better than expected. Even
the Pope is now made in America.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm currently unemployed. I couldn't work for my boss after
what he said. He said, you're fired.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Somebody stole a toilet from the police station. Cops have
nothing to go on.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why do band members like KFC because they have drumsticks?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Why do ducks have tail feathers to cover their Buttwheck
more dad jokes are coming up after this quick break.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I learned that it's bad to ride a southbound bullet train,
mostly because it can go south really quick.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Why couldn't de Frog drive the car because it got towed.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I used to buy the grain for my pet chickens
on Amazon, but stopped after getting an email asking for
my feedback.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What is Trump's least favorite plate? Fine China?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What do nosey peppers do? Get? Hallo pen you business?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I figured out what is wrong with my brain. On
the left side, there is nothing right. On the right side,
there is nothing left.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
This thing sucks. Was the sign on a vacuum I
saw out on the curve this morning. I'm Bob Jeffy
and I'm Montgomery Jones. Make sure to listen for the
bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on
a mission to spread the laughs and drones far and wide,
so please share one of these jokes with your family
(03:38):
and friends today. Looking for the gift for Dad, We
have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic joke button,
now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded Dad
jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and groan. Check the
show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes
(04:02):
podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
page for social media links and joke credits. This show
was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. I
had a Mexican stand off with my boss the other day,
or as he called it, a one on one
Today, I learned that in order to open a zoo,
you must have at least four pandas, two grizzlies, three black,
four brown, and one polar. Apparently that's the bare minimum.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I was going to tell the joke about the tropical
birds I glued together, but never mind, it's too confusing.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I was thinking of opening a lingerie store. But in
this economy riscape business.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite movie Gladiator?
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Why does the baker go to work because he needs
the dough?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Just saw a guy running down the road with a
cape on, so I shouted, Hey, are you a superhero?
They yelled No, I didn't pay for my haircut.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The tariffs must be working out better than expected. Even
the Pope is now made in America.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
I'm currently unemployed. I couldn't work for my boss after
what he said. He said, you're fired.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Somebody stole a toilet from the police station. Cops have
nothing to go on.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why do band members like KFC because they have drumsticks?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Why do ducks have tail feathers to cover their Buttwheck
more dad jokes are coming up after this quick break.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I learned that it's bad to ride a southbound bullet train,
mostly because it can go south really quick.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Why couldn't de Frog drive the car because it got towed.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I used to buy the grain for my pet chickens
on Amazon, but stopped after getting an email asking for
my feedback.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What is Trump's least favorite plate? Fine China?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
What do nosey peppers do? Get? Hallo pen you business?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I figured out what is wrong with my brain. On
the left side, there is nothing right. On the right side,
there is nothing left.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
This thing sucks. Was the sign on a vacuum I
saw out on the curve this morning. I'm Bob Jeffy
and I'm Montgomery Jones. Make sure to listen for the
bonus joke at the end of the episode. We're on
a mission to spread the laughs and drones far and wide,
so please share one of these jokes with your family
(03:38):
and friends today. Looking for the gift for Dad, We
have the official Daily Dad Jokes Podcast electronic joke button,
now available on Amazon, a massive five hundred preloaded Dad
jokes guaranteed to make you laugh and groan. Check the
show notes page for the link. The Daily Dad Jokes
(04:02):
podcast is produced by Classic Studios. See the show notes
page for social media links and joke credits. This show
was recorded in front of a canned studio audience. I
had a Mexican stand off with my boss the other day,
or as he called it, a one on one
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