What is the Avengers favourite side dish? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Daily Dad Jokes (22 Sep 2023)

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Jokes sourced and curated from reddit.com/r/dadjokes. Joke credits: zorionek0, myverypunnydad, T3V5, Don_Dickle, Realistic-Twist-3112, Individual_Agency703, prankerjoker, donttakethechip, WitchhunterXI, MaxCWebster, Masselein, NeoMoses98, Lethal_Brizzel, EndersGame_Reviewer

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:03):
Vegetarians think eating animals is immoral, but eating mushrooms is morill.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Guys, I'm worried my hr repid work wants me to
sign up for the company's four oh one k. There's
no way I can run that far.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Why can't you trust Excel? They like to spreadsheet about you.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Did you hear about all the whale attacks on boats?
I think they were orchestrated.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
My obese parent died today. Sad news, but it's a
huge weight off my shoulders.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Why are sailors always getting food poisoning because their cafeteria
is a mess.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
What is the avenger's favorite side dish? Folks, mesh?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
What's the last thing a vampire orders at a restaurant?
A steak?

Speaker 1 (01:29):
No, you are not adopted, but we've placed an ad.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Most climbers enjoy going up a mountain, but I prefer
going down. I guess I have a descending opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Did you hear about the magnet that quit his job?
He was so fed up with it he quit his
entire field.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
I slept like a baby last night. I woke up
every two hours, screaming and crying.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I am a man of my word. That word is unreliable.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my own food.
I have no idea where sandwiches live.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Where do peanuts go if they want to join the Marines?
Can't leg you.

Speaker 2 (02:37):
Started my new job as as somlier the other day
and accidentally gave someone souvignyon blanc instead of chardonnay. Honestly,
I know I'm not greape at this job, but there
was no need to whine about it.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
The Jolly Green Giant was arrested following a CPS investigation.
Authorities concluded that he beat his kids.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
What do you call an acid with an attitude? Amino acid?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Bought seed for my entire long but it only covered
half disholme depot was grasslighting me. I'm Bob Jeffy and
I'm Montgomery Jones. Don't go anywhere. We have a bonus
dad joke for you at the end of the episode.
Our mission is to make the world a happier place,

(03:32):
one joke at a time. Let's spread the joy or
pain together. Buy from now and I'll catch you tomorrow.
Thank you for your loyalty.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
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showcasing random, amusing and mind bending epiphanies. Search for Daily
Shower Thoughts in your podcast player, or check the show
notes page for more info. Your mind will be blown.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
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(04:26):
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Speaker 2 (04:42):
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