Why is the new Little Mermaid movie getting such a bad audience reception? They replaced the Ariel. (+ 24 more dad jokes!)

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Why is the new Little Mermaid movie getting such a
bad audience reception? They replaced the aerial. A police officer
just knocked on my door and told me that my
dogs are chasing people on bikes. That's ridiculous because my
dogs don't even own bikes. What do you call a

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sad dog that's made of fruit? Melancholy? I knew a
group that was convinced that the source of all earthly
power and glory lay in the worship of evil shiny cloth.
They were Satanists in Athens. No one wakes up before noon.

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Dawn is tough on Greece. After all these years, my
wife finally said those three words I've been waiting for
and made me a happy man. She said, you are right.

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Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room.
I don't want to brag, but I know the capitals
of all the states. For example, Wyoming is w Did
you guys know it's illegal to literally laugh out loud
in Hawaii? The policy specifically says you have to keep

(01:38):
it at a loha. How does a dinosaur like at
stake roar? What do you call a sick lawyer illegal?

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I'm depressed because I lost all my blankets. Hopefully I'll
recover soon. Research has shown that children with an obsession
for foxes and fox related materials tend to have a
much higher literacy rate earlier in their lives. It's all
because of hooked on Fennex. I bought a second hand

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luxury watch. The Minute and our hands were not included.
I once performed on stage, singing any song I could
find where people sang about duvets. When I finished the set,
a man approached me and asked if that was all
I did or if I wrote my own songs about
pillows too. I said, no, just covers. What is one

(02:55):
of the hardest instruments to pick up the piano? My wife,
I have a bladder infection, me veiled. You're in trouble.
You matter unless you multiply yourself by the speed of
light squared, Then you energy. Where do mathematicians go for

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vacation times square? The last fender bender I got into
is transcendental. It led to an autobody experience. I have
a fear of overly intricate clusters of commercial buildings. It's

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a complex, complex complex. Robert Plant diagnosed while my car
was overheating. You need coolant, baby, I'm not foolin' a
man put a wrist clock around his ankle. He's watching
his step. Where do they hold the Royal pig Rodeo

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Buckingham Palace. I'm Bob, Jeffy, don't go anywhere. We have
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