May 2, 2024 • 19 mins
On today's episode we talk to Ray about what happened when he wasn't with us last week, also Shea in Irving shows us how great of a dad he is plus we get around to making bets. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now join my bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
All right, everybody's back. Hello, Dan, Hey bad Larry, Dylan's here,
Shay's here. Ray is back. Now. Let me just start
with Ray here for a moment, because Ray had a
problem over the weekend. He went to a service last week,
went to a funeral and he went up to get communed. Well,
(00:51):
he's not supposed to have a community.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Nope, nope.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And you went up and you received the body of
Christ without permission, Like you're not supposed to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I had no idea. I was just kind of following
along with what everyone was doing with all the hands
stuff and everything.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And make a great Catholic.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And I just went up there and I took it.
And then afterwards I was like texting Dylan and Eric
the big German and they're like, you shouldn't have to
take that. You're probably going to hell. Now. I did
some research and it seems like they might be correct.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
You're supposed to put your arms in an X when
they come to you if you're living in sin. And
you're living in sin, you're fornicating right now.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
There was also like, there's also like seventy people there
and I would have been the only one to do
good as Brian X.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
So what dude, Jesus would have seen that?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Can I repent?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, you're doing Shaye has a close friendship with Jesus.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Amen. Yes, and he'll tell me exactly what I need
to get later on my nightly prayers.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
A Canaanable type relationship, I think.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I remember I was at a Catholic wedding and I
did that once because I was fornicating and the priest
got so mad. I put my ex up and he
was like, what in the world are you doing. I
was like, I'm living in sand, father, and that was it.
He was so mad.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
When's the last time you went to a confessional, bad Larry,
when's the last time you went to confession?
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Oh, confession has been a long time Dan, probably fifteen years,
but yeah, twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You haven't done anything really like you, you and your
wife and your sister in law.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
That ain't sen.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I have nothing to confess.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, Dylan, what about you?
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Never in my life, Dan, I haven't spent a ton
of time in churches except for funerals and weddings.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What about yu?
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Shit?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Never. The only way to the fathers through the son.
You don't use a priest as a conduit. I'm a Protestant, Danny.
We're going to heaven.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay. It's been a long time since I've gone to
the confessional, like childhood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean after
a while, I went, wait, this is weird.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It's goofy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I can see the priest and he can see me,
So he's going to hold this over my head the
rest of my life. One. Yeah, that guy's had impure thoughts.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
Yes, Marvin, what about taxi cab confessions?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Oh that's what you know what working girl confessions. They
can pull stories out of me. They're like therapists, but naked.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Says the priest too.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Watch that. Let's recap from last week. God shay, you're terrible.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Ah yeah, it's really getting right in the corn hold, Danny.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It was you lost three units. Your money is sixteen. Dylan,
you won three and a half and your money is eighteen.
Bad Larry won a half a unit. He's up two units,
So congratulations there bad.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Lairy hanging in there. Yeah, I got to add one thing.
I got to add one thing to my picks. Right
before Marvin called me, a buddy of mine called in.
He's given them the one horse in the third race
at Aqueduct. You know, if you go on a site,
you might have to be bellm on a spell my Aqueduct,
but uh, probably a two o'clock start. You guys, throw
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a little money on the one horse.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, so it's third pray straight.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I want one unit on it, okay on the show.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
What's the name of the horse?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I don't even know it. It's like I can look
it up. It's like rat with It's like a six
lettered name. It's the one horse, it's the favor. It's
probably going to go off at even money.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Ray is looking at that right now, so we'll get back.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
To you on that.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Okay. I want one unit on a toe, all right?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Nobody bet on the Ryan Garcia fight Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
You see you failed the drug test too, Yeah, son
of a gun.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Yeah, after bet so. Actually, there's an interesting thing. He
bet what two million on himself and one like twelve million.
How does that work with the like obviously if he
get test like the be test is positive, they stripped
the wind.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, it wasn't even a title fight. It wasn't because
he didn't make weight.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, he was like three pounds over.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, he was drinking a beer. Dude, he went fucking crazy,
or pretended he went crazy. Odds went against him. Then
he bet on himself one handedly juiced, and now he's
failing tests.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Well like that twelve million dollars.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
That's like, if he actually fails that second test, the
casino is probably gonna come a knock in, I would imagine.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I would think, why don't you just let boxers do steroids?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Totally agree?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I mean, yeah, it's just you. I mean they're doing
it in just go yeah, just go ahead, go on
in there. Uh, let's see anything else he was a
uh I mean that was plus six hundred. I mean
that's that's a big upset. Anything worth recapping, Larry any
victory laps you want to take.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I think I won a couple of my series bets already.
I know Ray hasn't given us credit for them yet.
I guess he calls it off till all the series
are over.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't know. I can ask Ray.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Ray.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
As of right now, you just have the Nuggets, which
were minus three tens, so congratulations.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's not a big win. Layer.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
The Nugget beat. All the other ones weren't over yet.
I didn't. I didn't have the Celtics.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You did not have the Celtics. You have the Knicks
to beat the Sixers and the MAVs to beat the Clippers.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Why do we every week have to tell you what you.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I write them down. I'm not even writing them down anymore, Dan,
I just text them on my phone when I sent
them to Ray. So I remember what I picked today,
But next week I won't remember. When that one horse
wins the third, I won't remember it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Okay, So Larry won a couple. He's doing pretty well. Shay,
that's bad.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I'll turn around. Danny his baseball.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, Dylan, you actually did Okay?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Actually, yeah, my hail Mary heat to win the series
against the Celtics at plus one thousand did not pan.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It did not.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
It did not, but Dan big one of the week
calls across thousand money line versus Delaware plus one hundred.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Who saw that one coming? Ten? No, buddy, Yeah, I'll
take what I can get it this way. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Fucking Lakers, by the way, Jesus Christ, I suck bombs.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah yeah, all right, So Larry bets this week? Do
you want us to tell you what you bet?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I let's go over what I remember and then we'll
go from there. I want, I know, I bet the
Knicks for the first ten points, first one of ten.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Oh, I have a baseball game this afternoon. You have
the US at one o'clock.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, I want to yeah, yeah, all right, that's minus
one ten against the Cubs.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Okay, I have the Knicks tonight.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You have the next plus three okay.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
And I have the Do I have had the under
in that Nick game?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You have the first half under?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
First half under?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That's exactly right, one two and a half. I like that?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Are they all that I put in so far?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Joe llenb points and rebounds? Oh yeah, forty one and
a half.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I'm thirty one and a half. Forty one, forty one
and a half thirty three and thirteen. Yeah, I'm good
with that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
So that means I think it's points horse thirty one
and a half and then like ten and a half rebounds.
That's what the individual numbers are. So you've you've got that,
and then you you have the horse at Aqueduct. Did
we find who that is?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Ray?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah? You said race three, right, Larry.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Yes, race three and the one horse Rottney. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Okay, yeah, seven to five all right, so you got
one unit on the yep, all right. And then Kentucky Derby, Oh.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
I did uh, I know they changed their numbers on me.
But it's a two four to ten exact of box
right now. But last last year we didn't pay out
on the Derby, so I'm assuming we're going to put
that off to the side or I still have like
seventeen units over there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
There we go, they're in the trash. Okay, all right,
So that's uh, you've got the exact a box right, okay.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
For it was two four eleven, but uh, some horse
backed out and they added the new horse to the
twenty spot and those middle numbers moved up once. So
it's a two four to ten exact of boxing.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right, we have that. Uh shay, you're up next,
all right? Uh Basketball, the Association, I got the over.
It's two hundred point five now yeah, one nine yesterday,
Well that's yesterday. I'm just saying it's moving Nick seventy
six ers over two hundred and a half. Baseball, I
got the Balmer Orioles versus the Yankees, but I got
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Balmer plus one hundred. I got the over in that
game nine. I got the Cleveland name not to be
mentioned plus one fifteen against the Astros San Francisco Boston
under nine and a half and then the Texas Nationals
over eight. Oh, golf, Danny, I got a parlay. Oh
my god, I'm crawling. Well, it's golf and it's a parlay.
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What could go wrong? I don't think I won a
golf betting, like, yeah, not a single one. I can
pretty much guarantee somebody's gonna take Sea Wu Kim in
this room. Is that you?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
No, I'm sung Jay all Sunday.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It is not.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
He actually just won something in my career. I think,
oh okay, but I didn't bet it.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Top twenty parlay. I got Jordan Speeth. God, zero plus
three sixty six.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm do Danny, that's losing. Yeah, okay, Dylan, what do
you have? All right?
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Dan, I'll start with the derby. We actually got at
inside tip on the show today.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, Cadillac in Arkansas called Yep. And when a man
named Cadillac gives you a betting tip, you take it. Now.
I guess he's somebody in his family tree has a horse,
Honor Marie. Yeah, and twenty to one. Twenty to one,
so you're taking to win? Oh, okay, and then any
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any other couple more.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
I'm also taking Track Phantom to win at twenty to one,
and I got a couple of trifectas straight up not boxed.
Uh first one one Hono Marie, two door Knock and
three Track Phantom. And then the second trifect I got
one door Knock, two Fierceness who is the favorite, and
three Forever Young. And then also golf Dan because I'm
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a slow learner, like my counterpart over here, Keith Mitchell
Kashmir Keith top ten plus four fifty and Hayden Buckley
top ten plus thirty five hundred.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Great lax name by the.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Way, Hayden. Oh yeah, Hayden Buckley the third exactly right.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
They call him Trig.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
And then you got hockey.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Uh yeah, I got a series bet my Rangers to
beat the Hurricanes plus one forty.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
They usually have trouble with them, but this is a
different Rangers team. Dan, Okay, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Sorry, did you guys just see that the Rangers or
the Hurricanes said they're only selling tickets to people in
North Carolina?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, just so you're doing it by zip code?
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Yeah, yep. They don't want to repeat of what happened
with the sixers in the Knicks.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
How well can that work?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Are you monitor?
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Also, the funny thing is about North Carolina and like
Atlanta places like that. There's full of.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
New Yorkers here. Yeah, absolutely those since the pandemic.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
Yeah sure, Charlotte in Atlanta was a bunch of people
from New York.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Well, we fucking gave them the Hurricanes well heart hard.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah only d d dun dum du dun du. The
mall at Hartford, Yeah, I was there last last game.
You were How depressing was it Wasn't It was like
a wake? No, no, no, it was kind of a
celebratory wake. Everybody. Everybody knew you were dying, but we
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were celebrating you dying.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, that's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That the best. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I took my son to see the Whale the last
game he's He was like, why are they given all
their gear away?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
There?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Not gonna need it where they're going anything else there do?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I got a little NBA parlay tonight.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I did run into the Whaler's owner at a Jim
Valvano golf tournament.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, the problem was I didn't know that he was
the owner of the Whalers. Now the you know, Caroline Panthers,
and I'm ripping him. No, I'm ripping him in front
of Sean Burke, the goaltender, and Kevin Deneen, and they
were on the team and we're just talking in a
cocktail party and I'm like, your owner, he's a carpet
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ba blah blah blah blah blah blah. And you could
see these guys they're trying to let me know to
stop talking. And then all of a sudden, you know,
I'm talking to him like this, and then I look
over and he reaches out and introduces himself, and I said,
I meant everything I said, Yes, I swear to god,
I did Danny what the fuck? You know what what
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he did to Hartford? Oh that was bad. Yeah, it
was dirty. It was dirty and cared about the whale.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, he probably didn't.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
So they got fucking Hartford.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I'm sure he was well aware of. Well, remember Hartford
was getting the Patriots. Remember when that was? It was
like Victor Kiam, that's right. And I remember my wife saying,
are we getting the Patriots? I go, no, never the
Hartford Patriots. A ring to that was?
Speaker 8 (14:20):
That was such a good business movie.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, I think that was Victor Chiam, wasn't it? Did
he already sell it to.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
I think that the robber Craft. It's like, you know what,
let's build Gillette right next to Fox.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Yeah, we're coming Hartford, Adrian's landing, We're coming to Harvard here,
coming to Hartford.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
What else do you have? Their deal?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
So NBA parlay tonight. I got the Bucks plus eight
against the Pacers and the Sixers minus three against the Knicks,
and that's plus two fifty.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Okay, mad Larry, anything any parting wisdom, shots, wisdom, anything
we have.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
I have a cornhole tournament at seven o'clock tonight in
the backyard. The no, and that's that's works two to
nine o'clock nicknames.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
We're gonna get first place, Larry, I believe it. Yeah,
No one's missing that hole.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah. So, by the way, Shane Irving podcast, wherever you
get your podcast, it's uh any how would you sum up?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Well, we have the show on Friday, and I think
we're going to talk about a lot of current events
that are in the news right now. Some protesting. Yeah,
time in with student loan forgiveness, time in with how
democracy is failing us all and we should turn to
a benevolent dictator and make our lives simpler. But you know,
(15:45):
we'll get to it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You think that he would solve all.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
This benevolent dictator? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, American Caesar Danny take
away the right to vote. It doesn't we're all abusing
it anyway, We're too stupid to vote for the right person.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, but that's how the dictator would get in office.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
No, he's not a real dictator. We need an actual dictator,
like a real American.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Singer, for example, like The Rock.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I think The Rock is a great choice, or Stone
Cold Steve Austin. I think you could shepherd our country
to Great Heights.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Dictator stone Cold would be pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
It'd be amazing, it'd be awesome. And you just think
about it, You never have to go to the ballot
box again ever, and you wouldn't be able to, like,
you know, be politically active. You know how much easier
a life would be. Danny would would just be propaganda.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Would you trust the Rock? Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Yeah, hell yeah, I trust the Rock. Yeah, I'd go
to Civil War for the Rock. You would absolutely Civil
War two, Civil War two point Oh. Anybody see that
movie what the Avengers Civil War?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
See it?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I heard about it.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Okay, well you should see it.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Like the reality is already bumming me out. I don't
need to see a movie on what could happen if
this escalate?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Right?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
But that movie is like my wet dream, like this
could happen. This would be so great, This would be awesome.
If we just eliminated journalism, eliminated democracy, it would be easy.
It would be a happy day for Shane Ring.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Can't can't wait for the podcast then all the current events, I'll.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Get canceled again. They were trying to cancel me on Twitter.
I had somebody complaining to Apple to Spotify a bunch
of different places for uh, well, don't don't bring that
garbage to this podcast. Oh, everything I'm saying is a joke, Danny.
I'm just messing around, Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Even when you joke about the tennis wives in your
neighborhood who drink chardonnay in bad mouth, you you're joking
about them. You're not joking about.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Them, Anny, Tennis is very popular in Fairfield count So.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Is drinking chardone.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yeah, especially if you're a wife with no job. Yeah,
it's real, pop. Your job is backhand and fucking drinking. Okay,
but your wife doesn't have a job, does she No,
she's married to me, So that's pretty much the whole
job is the full time gig. I got a call
from the school nurse today. Oh, Danny, I almost fucking
had a conneption. I'm sitting there in a meeting because
I got an actual job, a job, and I get call.
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I ignore it. I get another call and it says
the kid's school. It's like, I'm not fucking taking this call.
Get another call now. Like the third call is like
I gotta fucking take this shit. Like what if there's
you know, a shooting or something, and I'm like, the
one call they can make before.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
The I think we need done anyway.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
So I finally pick up the damn phone, and of
course this nurse is like from London, so she's got
this accent, like fancy who to do?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
And she's like, your daughter has slammed her finger into
a door.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
And I do suggest a pediatric visit.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I was like, put me on the phone with my
daughter right now.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Put her on the phone. What happened, Oh, daddy, slam
a door? Go back to class now, Like, what are
you gonna do? What are you gonna do to put
a fucking cast on your finger? You gotta go back
to class right now. Four fucking calls over a fucking
door jam. Get over yourself.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
More sensitivity on Shay and Irving. Wherever you get your
podcast if it's still available on Apple and Spotify in
some of these other places. Bad Larry, thanks for joining
us as always.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Thank you guys. Good luck say Dylan Ray, good luck.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Guys, Larry. That's the thank you, Larry, especially with Cornhole
coming up later on tonight.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's it. I think that we've done it for uh,
for Dylan the graphics guy, for Marvin the Prince Shay
and Irving and Ray gone to Hell. Thanks for joining
us this week, and Dan Patrick takes a gamble. I'll
talk to you next week.
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
And now join my bad Larry, Shay and Irving and
Dylan the graphics guy.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
All right, everybody's back. Hello, Dan, Hey bad Larry, Dylan's here,
Shay's here. Ray is back. Now. Let me just start
with Ray here for a moment, because Ray had a
problem over the weekend. He went to a service last week,
went to a funeral and he went up to get communed. Well,
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he's not supposed to have a community.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Nope, nope.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
And you went up and you received the body of
Christ without permission, Like you're not supposed to do that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I had no idea. I was just kind of following
along with what everyone was doing with all the hands
stuff and everything.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
And make a great Catholic.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
And I just went up there and I took it.
And then afterwards I was like texting Dylan and Eric
the big German and they're like, you shouldn't have to
take that. You're probably going to hell. Now. I did
some research and it seems like they might be correct.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
You're supposed to put your arms in an X when
they come to you if you're living in sin. And
you're living in sin, you're fornicating right now.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
There was also like, there's also like seventy people there
and I would have been the only one to do
good as Brian X.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
So what dude, Jesus would have seen that?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Can I repent?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
No, you're doing Shaye has a close friendship with Jesus.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Amen. Yes, and he'll tell me exactly what I need
to get later on my nightly prayers.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
A Canaanable type relationship, I think.
Speaker 5 (01:53):
I remember I was at a Catholic wedding and I
did that once because I was fornicating and the priest
got so mad. I put my ex up and he
was like, what in the world are you doing. I
was like, I'm living in sand, father, and that was it.
He was so mad.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
When's the last time you went to a confessional, bad Larry,
when's the last time you went to confession?
Speaker 6 (02:10):
Oh, confession has been a long time Dan, probably fifteen years,
but yeah, twenty five years.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
You haven't done anything really like you, you and your
wife and your sister in law.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
That ain't sen.
Speaker 6 (02:28):
I have nothing to confess.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Okay, Dylan, what about you?
Speaker 7 (02:32):
Never in my life, Dan, I haven't spent a ton
of time in churches except for funerals and weddings.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
What about yu?
Speaker 8 (02:38):
Shit?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Never. The only way to the fathers through the son.
You don't use a priest as a conduit. I'm a Protestant, Danny.
We're going to heaven.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Okay. It's been a long time since I've gone to
the confessional, like childhood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean after
a while, I went, wait, this is weird.
Speaker 5 (02:58):
It's goofy.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I can see the priest and he can see me,
So he's going to hold this over my head the
rest of my life. One. Yeah, that guy's had impure thoughts.
Speaker 8 (03:09):
Yes, Marvin, what about taxi cab confessions?
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Oh that's what you know what working girl confessions. They
can pull stories out of me. They're like therapists, but naked.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Says the priest too.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Watch that. Let's recap from last week. God shay, you're terrible.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Ah yeah, it's really getting right in the corn hold, Danny.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
It was you lost three units. Your money is sixteen. Dylan,
you won three and a half and your money is eighteen.
Bad Larry won a half a unit. He's up two units,
So congratulations there bad.
Speaker 6 (03:45):
Lairy hanging in there. Yeah, I got to add one thing.
I got to add one thing to my picks. Right
before Marvin called me, a buddy of mine called in.
He's given them the one horse in the third race
at Aqueduct. You know, if you go on a site,
you might have to be bellm on a spell my Aqueduct,
but uh, probably a two o'clock start. You guys, throw
(04:06):
a little money on the one horse.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Okay, so it's third pray straight.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
I want one unit on it, okay on the show.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
What's the name of the horse?
Speaker 6 (04:14):
I don't even know it. It's like I can look
it up. It's like rat with It's like a six
lettered name. It's the one horse, it's the favor. It's
probably going to go off at even money.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Ray is looking at that right now, so we'll get back.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
To you on that.
Speaker 6 (04:27):
Okay. I want one unit on a toe, all right?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Nobody bet on the Ryan Garcia fight Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
You see you failed the drug test too, Yeah, son
of a gun.
Speaker 7 (04:35):
Yeah, after bet so. Actually, there's an interesting thing. He
bet what two million on himself and one like twelve million.
How does that work with the like obviously if he
get test like the be test is positive, they stripped
the wind.
Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, it wasn't even a title fight. It wasn't because
he didn't make weight.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
Yeah, he was like three pounds over.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Yeah, he was drinking a beer. Dude, he went fucking crazy,
or pretended he went crazy. Odds went against him. Then
he bet on himself one handedly juiced, and now he's
failing tests.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Well like that twelve million dollars.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
That's like, if he actually fails that second test, the
casino is probably gonna come a knock in, I would imagine.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
I would think, why don't you just let boxers do steroids?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
Totally agree?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I mean, yeah, it's just you. I mean they're doing
it in just go yeah, just go ahead, go on
in there. Uh, let's see anything else he was a
uh I mean that was plus six hundred. I mean
that's that's a big upset. Anything worth recapping, Larry any
victory laps you want to take.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
I think I won a couple of my series bets already.
I know Ray hasn't given us credit for them yet.
I guess he calls it off till all the series
are over.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't know. I can ask Ray.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
Ray.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
As of right now, you just have the Nuggets, which
were minus three tens, so congratulations.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
That's not a big win. Layer.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
The Nugget beat. All the other ones weren't over yet.
I didn't. I didn't have the Celtics.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You did not have the Celtics. You have the Knicks
to beat the Sixers and the MAVs to beat the Clippers.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Why do we every week have to tell you what you.
Speaker 6 (06:11):
I write them down. I'm not even writing them down anymore, Dan,
I just text them on my phone when I sent
them to Ray. So I remember what I picked today,
But next week I won't remember. When that one horse
wins the third, I won't remember it.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Okay, So Larry won a couple. He's doing pretty well. Shay,
that's bad.
Speaker 5 (06:30):
I'll turn around. Danny his baseball.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Okay, Dylan, you actually did Okay?
Speaker 7 (06:37):
Actually, yeah, my hail Mary heat to win the series
against the Celtics at plus one thousand did not pan.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
It did not.
Speaker 7 (06:43):
It did not, but Dan big one of the week
calls across thousand money line versus Delaware plus one hundred.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Who saw that one coming? Ten? No, buddy, Yeah, I'll
take what I can get it this way. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Fucking Lakers, by the way, Jesus Christ, I suck bombs.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah yeah, all right, So Larry bets this week? Do
you want us to tell you what you bet?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
I let's go over what I remember and then we'll
go from there. I want, I know, I bet the
Knicks for the first ten points, first one of ten.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Yes.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
Oh, I have a baseball game this afternoon. You have
the US at one o'clock.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, I want to yeah, yeah, all right, that's minus
one ten against the Cubs.
Speaker 6 (07:25):
Okay, I have the Knicks tonight.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
You have the next plus three okay.
Speaker 6 (07:34):
And I have the Do I have had the under
in that Nick game?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You have the first half under?
Speaker 6 (07:39):
First half under?
Speaker 1 (07:40):
That's exactly right, one two and a half. I like that?
Speaker 6 (07:45):
Are they all that I put in so far?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Joe llenb points and rebounds? Oh yeah, forty one and
a half.
Speaker 6 (07:53):
I'm thirty one and a half. Forty one, forty one
and a half thirty three and thirteen. Yeah, I'm good
with that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
So that means I think it's points horse thirty one
and a half and then like ten and a half rebounds.
That's what the individual numbers are. So you've you've got that,
and then you you have the horse at Aqueduct. Did
we find who that is?
Speaker 5 (08:12):
Ray?
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Yeah? You said race three, right, Larry.
Speaker 6 (08:16):
Yes, race three and the one horse Rottney. Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Okay, yeah, seven to five all right, so you got
one unit on the yep, all right. And then Kentucky Derby, Oh.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
I did uh, I know they changed their numbers on me.
But it's a two four to ten exact of box
right now. But last last year we didn't pay out
on the Derby, so I'm assuming we're going to put
that off to the side or I still have like
seventeen units over there somewhere.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
There we go, they're in the trash. Okay, all right,
So that's uh, you've got the exact a box right, okay.
Speaker 6 (08:53):
For it was two four eleven, but uh, some horse
backed out and they added the new horse to the
twenty spot and those middle numbers moved up once. So
it's a two four to ten exact of boxing.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
All right, we have that. Uh shay, you're up next,
all right? Uh Basketball, the Association, I got the over.
It's two hundred point five now yeah, one nine yesterday,
Well that's yesterday. I'm just saying it's moving Nick seventy
six ers over two hundred and a half. Baseball, I
got the Balmer Orioles versus the Yankees, but I got
(09:24):
Balmer plus one hundred. I got the over in that
game nine. I got the Cleveland name not to be
mentioned plus one fifteen against the Astros San Francisco Boston
under nine and a half and then the Texas Nationals
over eight. Oh, golf, Danny, I got a parlay. Oh
my god, I'm crawling. Well, it's golf and it's a parlay.
(09:47):
What could go wrong? I don't think I won a
golf betting, like, yeah, not a single one. I can
pretty much guarantee somebody's gonna take Sea Wu Kim in
this room. Is that you?
Speaker 4 (09:58):
No, I'm sung Jay all Sunday.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
It is not.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
He actually just won something in my career. I think,
oh okay, but I didn't bet it.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
Top twenty parlay. I got Jordan Speeth. God, zero plus
three sixty six.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
I'm do Danny, that's losing. Yeah, okay, Dylan, what do
you have? All right?
Speaker 7 (10:22):
Dan, I'll start with the derby. We actually got at
inside tip on the show today.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, Cadillac in Arkansas called Yep. And when a man
named Cadillac gives you a betting tip, you take it. Now.
I guess he's somebody in his family tree has a horse,
Honor Marie. Yeah, and twenty to one. Twenty to one,
so you're taking to win? Oh, okay, and then any
(10:49):
any other couple more.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (10:51):
I'm also taking Track Phantom to win at twenty to one,
and I got a couple of trifectas straight up not boxed.
Uh first one one Hono Marie, two door Knock and
three Track Phantom. And then the second trifect I got
one door Knock, two Fierceness who is the favorite, and
three Forever Young. And then also golf Dan because I'm
(11:14):
a slow learner, like my counterpart over here, Keith Mitchell
Kashmir Keith top ten plus four fifty and Hayden Buckley
top ten plus thirty five hundred.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Great lax name by the.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
Way, Hayden. Oh yeah, Hayden Buckley the third exactly right.
Speaker 5 (11:29):
They call him Trig.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
And then you got hockey.
Speaker 7 (11:34):
Uh yeah, I got a series bet my Rangers to
beat the Hurricanes plus one forty.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
They usually have trouble with them, but this is a
different Rangers team. Dan, Okay, yes, Marvin.
Speaker 8 (11:45):
Sorry, did you guys just see that the Rangers or
the Hurricanes said they're only selling tickets to people in
North Carolina?
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Yeah, just so you're doing it by zip code?
Speaker 8 (11:55):
Yeah, yep. They don't want to repeat of what happened
with the sixers in the Knicks.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
How well can that work?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Are you monitor?
Speaker 8 (12:03):
Also, the funny thing is about North Carolina and like
Atlanta places like that. There's full of.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
New Yorkers here. Yeah, absolutely those since the pandemic.
Speaker 8 (12:12):
Yeah sure, Charlotte in Atlanta was a bunch of people
from New York.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Well, we fucking gave them the Hurricanes well heart hard.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Yeah only d d dun dum du dun du. The
mall at Hartford, Yeah, I was there last last game.
You were How depressing was it Wasn't It was like
a wake? No, no, no, it was kind of a
celebratory wake. Everybody. Everybody knew you were dying, but we
(12:43):
were celebrating you dying.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, that's my favorite.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
That the best. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
I took my son to see the Whale the last
game he's He was like, why are they given all
their gear away?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
There?
Speaker 1 (13:00):
Not gonna need it where they're going anything else there do?
Speaker 8 (13:03):
Yep?
Speaker 1 (13:04):
I got a little NBA parlay tonight.
Speaker 8 (13:06):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
I did run into the Whaler's owner at a Jim
Valvano golf tournament.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Well, the problem was I didn't know that he was
the owner of the Whalers. Now the you know, Caroline Panthers,
and I'm ripping him. No, I'm ripping him in front
of Sean Burke, the goaltender, and Kevin Deneen, and they
were on the team and we're just talking in a
cocktail party and I'm like, your owner, he's a carpet
(13:34):
ba blah blah blah blah blah blah. And you could
see these guys they're trying to let me know to
stop talking. And then all of a sudden, you know,
I'm talking to him like this, and then I look
over and he reaches out and introduces himself, and I said,
I meant everything I said, Yes, I swear to god,
I did Danny what the fuck? You know what what
(13:57):
he did to Hartford? Oh that was bad. Yeah, it
was dirty. It was dirty and cared about the whale.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, he probably didn't.
Speaker 5 (14:04):
So they got fucking Hartford.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
I'm sure he was well aware of. Well, remember Hartford
was getting the Patriots. Remember when that was? It was
like Victor Kiam, that's right. And I remember my wife saying,
are we getting the Patriots? I go, no, never the
Hartford Patriots. A ring to that was?
Speaker 8 (14:20):
That was such a good business movie.
Speaker 1 (14:22):
No, I think that was Victor Chiam, wasn't it? Did
he already sell it to.
Speaker 8 (14:27):
I think that the robber Craft. It's like, you know what,
let's build Gillette right next to Fox.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (14:31):
Yeah, we're coming Hartford, Adrian's landing, We're coming to Harvard here,
coming to Hartford.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
What else do you have? Their deal?
Speaker 7 (14:38):
So NBA parlay tonight. I got the Bucks plus eight
against the Pacers and the Sixers minus three against the Knicks,
and that's plus two fifty.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Okay, mad Larry, anything any parting wisdom, shots, wisdom, anything
we have.
Speaker 6 (14:53):
I have a cornhole tournament at seven o'clock tonight in
the backyard. The no, and that's that's works two to
nine o'clock nicknames.
Speaker 5 (15:04):
We're gonna get first place, Larry, I believe it. Yeah,
No one's missing that hole.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah. So, by the way, Shane Irving podcast, wherever you
get your podcast, it's uh any how would you sum up?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Well, we have the show on Friday, and I think
we're going to talk about a lot of current events
that are in the news right now. Some protesting. Yeah,
time in with student loan forgiveness, time in with how
democracy is failing us all and we should turn to
a benevolent dictator and make our lives simpler. But you know,
(15:45):
we'll get to it.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
You think that he would solve all.
Speaker 5 (15:47):
This benevolent dictator? Yeah, yeah, absolutely, American Caesar Danny take
away the right to vote. It doesn't we're all abusing
it anyway, We're too stupid to vote for the right person.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, but that's how the dictator would get in office.
Speaker 5 (16:01):
No, he's not a real dictator. We need an actual dictator,
like a real American.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Singer, for example, like The Rock.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
I think The Rock is a great choice, or Stone
Cold Steve Austin. I think you could shepherd our country
to Great Heights.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
Dictator stone Cold would be pretty cool.
Speaker 5 (16:17):
It'd be amazing, it'd be awesome. And you just think
about it, You never have to go to the ballot
box again ever, and you wouldn't be able to, like,
you know, be politically active. You know how much easier
a life would be. Danny would would just be propaganda.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Would you trust the Rock? Oh?
Speaker 5 (16:29):
Yeah, hell yeah, I trust the Rock. Yeah, I'd go
to Civil War for the Rock. You would absolutely Civil
War two, Civil War two point Oh. Anybody see that
movie what the Avengers Civil War?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
No?
Speaker 5 (16:41):
See it?
Speaker 1 (16:42):
I heard about it.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Okay, well you should see it.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Like the reality is already bumming me out. I don't
need to see a movie on what could happen if
this escalate?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
Right?
Speaker 5 (16:49):
But that movie is like my wet dream, like this
could happen. This would be so great, This would be awesome.
If we just eliminated journalism, eliminated democracy, it would be easy.
It would be a happy day for Shane Ring.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
Can't can't wait for the podcast then all the current events, I'll.
Speaker 5 (17:07):
Get canceled again. They were trying to cancel me on Twitter.
I had somebody complaining to Apple to Spotify a bunch
of different places for uh, well, don't don't bring that
garbage to this podcast. Oh, everything I'm saying is a joke, Danny.
I'm just messing around, Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Even when you joke about the tennis wives in your
neighborhood who drink chardonnay in bad mouth, you you're joking
about them. You're not joking about.
Speaker 5 (17:33):
Them, Anny, Tennis is very popular in Fairfield count So.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Is drinking chardone.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Yeah, especially if you're a wife with no job. Yeah,
it's real, pop. Your job is backhand and fucking drinking. Okay,
but your wife doesn't have a job, does she No,
she's married to me, So that's pretty much the whole
job is the full time gig. I got a call
from the school nurse today. Oh, Danny, I almost fucking
had a conneption. I'm sitting there in a meeting because
I got an actual job, a job, and I get call.
(18:00):
I ignore it. I get another call and it says
the kid's school. It's like, I'm not fucking taking this call.
Get another call now. Like the third call is like
I gotta fucking take this shit. Like what if there's
you know, a shooting or something, and I'm like, the
one call they can make before.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
The I think we need done anyway.
Speaker 5 (18:17):
So I finally pick up the damn phone, and of
course this nurse is like from London, so she's got
this accent, like fancy who to do?
Speaker 1 (18:25):
And she's like, your daughter has slammed her finger into
a door.
Speaker 5 (18:29):
And I do suggest a pediatric visit.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
I was like, put me on the phone with my
daughter right now.
Speaker 5 (18:35):
Put her on the phone. What happened, Oh, daddy, slam
a door? Go back to class now, Like, what are
you gonna do? What are you gonna do to put
a fucking cast on your finger? You gotta go back
to class right now. Four fucking calls over a fucking
door jam. Get over yourself.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
More sensitivity on Shay and Irving. Wherever you get your
podcast if it's still available on Apple and Spotify in
some of these other places. Bad Larry, thanks for joining
us as always.
Speaker 6 (19:01):
Thank you guys. Good luck say Dylan Ray, good luck.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Guys, Larry. That's the thank you, Larry, especially with Cornhole
coming up later on tonight.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
That's it. I think that we've done it for uh,
for Dylan the graphics guy, for Marvin the Prince Shay
and Irving and Ray gone to Hell. Thanks for joining
us this week, and Dan Patrick takes a gamble. I'll
talk to you next week.
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Dan Patrick
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