October 31, 2024 • 30 mins
On today's episode Dan talks to Shea in Irving about their dinner at Dan's house this past week, the guys place their bets which includes another issue with Bad Larry and Picture Day Ray. Also Dan finds out what the dress code is for Bad Larry's daughter's wedding plus much more. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the Graphics Guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Welcome to the Gambling Podcast. Our starting lineup is Shayan Irving,
my new best friend. We got Dylan the graphics Guy.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Your old best friend.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We have the Ray, the Intern picture de Ray and
Bad Larry joining us as well. And Marvin is also
in here in the room. Let's say, hey, hey Larry.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Hey guys, how are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Happy folloween guys, Happy Halloween? Larry?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Do you say I'm sitting on a front porch waiting
for my first kid?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Are you dressed as a guy with fake teeth?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do you say happy Halloween?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Like to grown ups?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
No, No, Unless it's a child, college age girl or
a gay man, you do not engage in Halloween.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I didn't even know.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
They are Like most of the people who you hang
out with.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
That's my social circle. That's favorites on the old iPhone. No,
it's not a holiday at all, especially for grown men.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I don't think it takes a little the punch out
of it. It's definitely like a weekend holiday, so like
if it falls on a Saturday, it's not a hard Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's a pagan holiday.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's why you don't like it.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Sorry, going to heaven.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Wait, your religion doesn't celebrate Halloween. Halloween is the day,
one day of the year where the wall.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Is thinnest between this life and the next, So the
demons come out. They're much closer to you than they
should be. So you got to protect yourself as opposed
to take part in this consumer capitalist holiday.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
That's just Oh the rest of them aren't.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No. No, yeah, Christmas, No, that's how capital is. No,
I totally agree.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I think Christmas should be banned from the You know,
Christmas is a Roman holiday that they tricked Christians into celebrating.
Jesus wasn't born in the twenty fifth of December, Let's
be honest. He was born sometime you know, late spring,
early summer. This cold is hell in the desert in
the twenty fifth I think a baby can survive in
a manger. I don't he dead. I'd be bad for
all of.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Its Actually, weirdly a good point.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, swaddling clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, how about Larry.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Way to go, Larry? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Agree at the wedding, Larry? That next Friday?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Wait that's next next or this coming Friday week from tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes, Larry.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Is there going to be valet at the reception?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh, I'm good, Larry. I hope you know Shay is
being serious about coming to the wedding reception. Okay, I'm
just showing up ready. I'm just letting you know that.
When we had dinner with Shae and his wife, he
did bring it up, and then his wife was like, wait,
(03:11):
you're not invited, and I said, no, he's He's going
with me. He's my plus one.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, everyone I've heard from says that we're not invited.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
We aren't. You guys aren't invited.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I thought we were.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You. You will not have a seat at the dinner table.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'm not sitting.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, but it's a party.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
But that the happy hour and a half open bar.
They won't even know you're there. Just put a jack in.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Oh, have no fear. Let's not tempt him. Okay, I'm
bringing dice. We're playing games. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Let's recap bad Larry talked a big game last week.
He lost three units. Now he said plus eight. Dylan
had a big zero didn't lose. Treading Water didn't win
minus seventeen and a half. Shane and her bring zero
units one zero units lost.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Larry's Bengals won't hold me Danny four and two in college.
Heavy on the Bengals and they just laid an egg
in the third and fourth quarter against the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Who gets the Diego Pavia Award this week because Larry
went ohero to four in college this week? So Larry
is going to get the award named after the Vanderbilt quarterback.
Congratulations Larry. You know what, Shay will bring that to
you next Friday.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Deal. Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Anything else that needs to be mentioned here, By the way,
we'll recap. Shay and his wife came over for dinner,
and I told my wife not to step on the
accelerator and do the homemade lasagna. I said, just go easy, hunt,
you know, just waltz your way into some shrimp scampy
(04:56):
a salad that your wife was remarking was unbel We
had great wine there, we had good conversation, we had
fake laughter, we had cigars. We did it all.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I mean, Danny, I was a hit obviously with the
Patrick family, all of them there, there.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Were several No, it was my wife and my daughter,
and they all loved me.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
But I gotta say your wife, yeah, the cooking. Yeah,
not only that she's smart as shit. She ain't. She
ain't no slouch. She married me. That doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That means she is smart.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
No, she can cook. Though she accidentally made the best
scan she've ever had in my life. She did that
salad was straight out.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Of what was the salad?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I just know there were like walnuts in it. There
was like a arugula, cranberries. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was, cranberry's.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
And the classy thing you had the salad after the entre.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But we do.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah. I actually I kind of like when you eat
the warm stuff first and then the cold stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Made like seven pounds of posta yea, yes.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well, like you think just like as a general rule,
because usually it's like salad first, and then.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
If you're poor, yeah, not always, you know, yes, yes, sir, Ray,
How did you.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Prep the family for seeing Shay? Because when I went
to Vegas, I had to tell my girlfriend and I
was like, listen, this guy's the nicest guy in the world.
But he's got a tattoo on the side of his
head with a gun and he's gonna look a little scary,
but he's super nice. And then when we sat down,
she's like, I can see the gun.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
She called me fat. Your wife called me fat the
second I walked in there.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well, no, no, she said she thought you were going
to be skinny, yeah, which.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Means why would she think he was gonna be you know,
she said, I thought you're gonna be a skinny biker guy.
And I was like, thanks, thanks a lot, Yeah, sweet
of you.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Instead said you're a fat biker exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah. Uh she yeah, I had given a build up there.
I think my youngest, my my youngest daughter, Molly connected
with Shay and his dilemma that he has with his
youngest daughter. Oh yeah, my daughter who had four her
birthdays canceled. It sounded pretty familiar, pretty tough. Yeah, yeah,
(07:05):
and you're just starting She's Your Girls four. Yeah, so
that's the finished product at twenty six that you were
seeing there.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
With my daughter Lass. I got home from work and
obviously went to go to your house, YadA YadA. Then
I got home from that and the babysitter was like, yeah,
everything was fine except for Fefee, and Fife decided to
strip naked in the middle of the kitchen at about
seven pm when it was time for everybody to have
(07:32):
dinner and then go to bed, okay, and refused any
instruction from the babysitter about putting our clothes back on, which.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Is weird because that's what happened at my house around
seven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So except the cops were calling.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Anything to recap your bad, Larry, other than you didn't
do well in college. You kind of salvaged it with
the NFL.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Right, I lost my first seven bets. All my boys
down here were busting my chops, and then I won
the last four games to save a little little bit
of face. Big win on the Dodgers with the bookie.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, but no, no, no, no, we don't do that. We
we don't talk about things that we haven't spoken about
on the show.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I think I said on the show two weeks ago,
Cole wins Game one and Dodgers winning five. But I
didn't bet it. We had no points on the show.
But that doesn't mean I didn't bet it.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Can I can I prepare something?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yes you can.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Are we allowed to talk about losses that we incurred
that weren't necessarily in the show.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Larry Larry does a two hour podcast, Larry Larry doesn't
tell you his losses.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I bet the Yankees given two and a half runs
last night, I'm up five nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What a meltdown.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Jesus, there's a loss that's not on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
If you said the Dodgers were going to win five,
then why were you betting on the Yankees last night?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I said Cole was gonna got No, I haven't. I
didn't bet the Dodgers to win five. I bet the
Dodgers to win the series. I'm just telling you. On
the show, I said Cole wins game won and the
Dodgers winning.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, you just said that you predicted they were gonna
win five, and then it got to Game five and
you bet on the aank.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I gotta say Cole looked good enough. He did like
cold looked great, especially coming back after that fifth ending,
Like a lot of pictures would have just collapsed after that,
Like he showed up as a professional.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He was.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
How do you let that go?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
He was walking to the dugout. He was walking to
the dugout.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
How do you take that for granted? How the fuck
do you do that? In October?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Shay, anything to recamp here?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, soccer board is happening, Danny, We're storming the castle.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, you have to explain this again that you have
a problem with the soccer board in your hometown.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Correct, it's it's run by communists and socialists, and so
we have a strategy. There's a couple open board positions.
But they know who we are, right, They know that
me and a couple of their dads are fanatics and we,
you know, believe in meritocracy, which is antifical to their
communists idealism. So what we're doing is we're putting our
(10:12):
wives in there. We're making our wives trojan Horse suggests,
and wives are going to apply for voting rights on
different board seats, and they're gonna be like, oh, yeah,
we need women because we're going to say diversity. Hello,
it's twenty twenty four. We need more women on the board,
and they're going to allow them in and then we're
going to control their votes, just like it's nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Gardens.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
It's going to be great.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Can't wait, Dylan, anything to recap here?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I got hoes pretty good in college Betting against Indiana
has been bad.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
How about them Hoosiers? They're legit like they're getting their
quarterback the Iowa under Yeah, that's a failed experiment.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I think this year you're really going to just boil
it down to an experiment. It's a lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I think it's I think it's an it's an experiment.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
We'll see what I picked this week. All right, And
but NFL went four and one, great, Bad Larry. It
was pretty fucking great at the time.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Bad Larry, you have your college football picks to start
off with, Yes.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I do.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I don't have the lines dance, so I'm just going
to tell you the teams.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh my god, yeah, all right, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on. We have to get
him the lines because he pulls this every week.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Okay, So the last time we did this was last year,
and I was like, all right, I'm sending Larry the lines,
and I sent him pictures of every single game on
college football and the NFL to his phone and he
said it was too small and he couldn't read it.
So then I sent him a link and he said
he the linke didn't work, So now he just sends
me pictures from the post and their circle.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
So I have two days ago lines and if they
change it, oh, I don't want to I don't want
to go. I have Miami minus twenty and a half.
You go, it's twenty one. So I'm just gonna say
I have Miami Overduke.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay, it's twenty and a half and half partner, Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I have Illinois getting three from Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
That is true, Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I have Army minus twenty two and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
They Nope, that's like twenty one now, lar.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Well, Dan, give me the number.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I don't even have it on your sheet, Larry.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Uh oh, yeah, I don't think you sent me that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You You don't even have it written down here, Larry?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh No, what Army circle minus twenty two and a half.
I'm looking at the pay per circled up last night.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
It must be I have the print out here. I
have the print out of all the things you sent.
You do not have Army on this piece of paper.
What is Army's points? But is it twenty two?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Ray?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
It's twenty two?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Good, we move on. What else?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I'll take Army plus minus twenty to Virginia's haacked minus
four against Syracuse.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That is correct.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Michigan getting fourteen in a hook against art Ohoa.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
That is true.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Clemson given ten and a half.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
To Louisville you only have to give ten.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Thank you. And Texas A and m given two and
a half to South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That is true. You're good there, Shit, they are okay?
Shake college football team. I'm going heavy today, Danny, which
you ain't great. I got the Herbert Gnosiphiles against the
my fighting Mullets, laying three. I got the Ducks laying
fourteen against who gives a shit and a half? Fourteen
and a half. No, yeah, he's a fourteen and a
(13:39):
half now, Yeah it was for Larry.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Wait a minute, I thought we were different. I got
Pitt plus seven against the Cocaine Cowboys and the fight
in Franklin's plus three and a half. I've been circling this.
This is it's been my mojo, Danny. I really wanted
six because I thought that's what anyway, Maine OEU over
(14:02):
forty three and a half, Nebby laying six and a
half against the Bruins, South Cakilaki plus two and a half.
Wave those shirts around, and then Navy laying ten and
a half against Als.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Why is Maine playing?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Oh you, The fact that OU gets Maine in the
middle of this SEC schedule is bananas. See, this is
what I want to get rid of. That's what we
thought would get rid of when we merge the fucking
like this was supposed to stop.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
If you do the top sixty schools or fifty schools,
then you take this out of the equation. You just
play each other like it's an NFL schedule.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yes, wait, so what happens to Mercer?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Mercer is gonna have to all right, somebody outside of
the top sixty Dylan College Football?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Please all right, Dan? Unlike Shay, I've got Ohio State
minus three and a half. Coward for the white it's
the White hour.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Oh it ain't. It's a noon game. It ain't. It
ain't what I want it in the st Still be
a white hope yeah, sure, it's not an official It
ain't official.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
With these two schools.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Can you imagine the price of cocaine and Happy Valley?
I don't why why do you go there? What do
you mean because I care about commerce?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well, they're driving it from the white out is not
what that's.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What we're talking.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Well, it just got in my head, so I thought
about fun.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, you don't do that stuff anymore. Remember, Remember even
a man can dream. Dan, you told your wife we
don't we don't party, don't she does? She sure does? Yes,
bottles of why did you all go through? By the way,
she got after a little bit.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
How many bottles? Three bottles? Three bottles between the well,
the three of you that ain't nothing, well really your
wife and me.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And a half to be honest, Yeah, superd ain't chugging
it down. Suit's not a drinker. And Molly will have
a beer. She can cook. But uh, and then I
had some tequila down there in the bar. You had
some good tequila down there at the bar. You had
some strong tequila tequila. Those cigars, Yes, it was a
great cigar.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Never had a cigar like that. That was a great cigar.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Okay, Uh, Dyl, I'm taking Maine with the thirty four
and a half.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Now I'm rooting for Maine now, yeah, being a resident
of Maine, I'm rooting right home team. This is kind
of my hometown.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And you know, they're beyond excited to get out of
like the Also Oro is like up there, so it's
probably freezing there already. They're pretty stoked to just take
a little trip to Oklahoma.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Are they see a couple of meth labs and some cows.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's kind of like northern Maine too. It feels like, oh, I.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Don't know if we need to throw a blanket on
a region like that, but continue.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Well, that's small region. Michigan State. I don't know why
I'm doing this money line against Indiana.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You don't believe in Indiana, No I do. But I'm
back to back, back to back weeks.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I want to take Indiana, but I know the moment
I do is when they finally lose a game. So
I'm gonna take Michigan State straight up. And another product
of the mind of Dylan Iowa, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You're going to under again.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I can't. I have to do.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It double down, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Well, if I'd been doubling down the whole time. I'd
be really fucked.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Not if you were quadrupling down.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You're already mineus seventeen and a half.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Well, you know what the end there's We've got plenty
of time to make that.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
All right, what's your next pick? I got I gotta
keep Larry awake, all.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Right, Sorry, just sitting here listening down.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I know.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I've also got Louisville and Clemson over sixty three and
a half.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Clemson is quietly good, kind of good. Snuck back into
the national picture.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, since I got rid of DJU, they've been clawing
their way bad.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Larry, your NFL picks, Okay, I might come back to
the game tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I didn't have circled up, but the ones I got
circled up. Commanders given three and a half to the Giants.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Uh, it's four, okay four.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Falcon's given two and a half to the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Three Brown three it's three mm.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Hmmm, Vegas wanta Scott my picks. Brown's getting two from
the Chargers.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
The Browns are getting one and a half.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Okay. Lion's just giving three and a half to the
pay and I'm taking the Buccaneers getting the nine from
the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You're getting eight and a half.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Okay, that's pretty normal. It's pretty normous. You know what, Dan,
just give me the Jets tonight because I'm gonna be whoa.
I might as well go a unit on them on
the show.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Whoa. Okay, so you're given one and a half.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Okay, one and a half. I'm ray write that down
so we don't have a problem next week, Jets. Right, Okay,
you're my man. Do I have army? Because I know
I circle it up and I got a picture of it.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
So do you not remember three minutes ago, Laire.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I wrote it down for you, Larry. It's in there,
but you didn't send it to me because he said
twelve bets all one unit, and then I counted twelve
bets all one unit and there's no army in there.
But we're fine. You haven't now, Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I'm gonna look at it when we get off the show,
and you and I will talk on the side. They
are right.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I seriously gotta start drinking on this show. Yeah, we've
offered you many episodes you should Why don't vicariously through
you really, Yeah, I don't know. I did feel bad though,
for you, because you kept like leaning closer to me
when I was drinking my tequila. The wives coming down
(19:50):
to the base, I know, I know, I thought I
was gonna leave one to the side where it was
kind of accidentally put there. But I was so worried,
Like your wife is sharp, she knows what's going on.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
She's way too smart, like I've been running game on
her for twenty years, but she's she's fucking hiptops.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
At any point, did you think this was a little
bit of a trap situation where Dan's like, let's go
down to the bar.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well at all I thought it was finally get away
from them. No, but I was cleaning up the dishes
and he took it like I wanted him to leave.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Okay, all right, hold on to the people listening to
the show. If you're at somebody's house having dinner and
then all of a sudden he starts loading the dishwasher
like a waitress at Perkins at eleven fifty nine pm,
I mean, what do you what do you think? What's
in your mind? Tell me? And how was my explanation?
The explanation played, but the fact remains that you were
(20:43):
doing dishes. I did dishes so then I could go
downstairs and smoke a cigar. That's different, have some tequila.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
But instead of going, I go down there, and then
I gotta go back up and put away dishes.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
But you don't.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I do.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
I do. My wife cooked under. You should have put
away the dishes. You should have as a guest. Yeah,
that'd be That'd be rude. That'd be rude. You didn't
even bring your plate over. I brought your gifts. I
brought you all kinds of gifts, like, well, we brought
you that Italian cake.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I don't want to say the right vernacular. You're not
doing that, not after I've met your wife.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I respect him that. That's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Get pizza, Danny, there's pizza all over this. Let's go,
let's go to Peppies.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
I don't know, do we There's like we're friends. I
don't know we are.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't know we're besties.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Was there any merit to the whole dishwashing thing? Was right?
Did you worry that like a little bit of a signal?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
No? No, Because I knew that he wanted to go
and smoke his cigar. He wanted to go down to
the bar area. And then as soon as we get
down there, vulties up and hits a grand slam. That's true, Yeah,
and that was your fault. And then I got him
a cigar and I had some tequila. Then the ladies
came down started talking. Yeah, it started ruining the buzz
(22:08):
and then uh yeah, so then.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
We started talking about how much they love democracy and
also the bullshit. I just sit there quietly like, yeah,
I agree, voting is great.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Well, that's why you have to be like, hey, I
have to go entertain our guests downstairs. The dishes similar that.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
His wife is going to go where I am.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
But was there any concerns of reciprocity in that department,
like maybe your wife sees Shay, you know, the moxie,
the two working shoulders.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
She didn't say, man, he's got a lot of charisma.
He's taller than I thought. No, she just said fatter.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
She said he's fatter, matter than I thought, fat biker.
That was to be fair, like I had the entire
family in stitches several times.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
You I will say that my daughter Molly was entertained
by you. Yeah, Molly said, I think we could be
bff's there, and I said, no, no.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Shay your NFL picks please, these are all winners, Danny.
I got the Canadians laying six against the Cocaine Cowboys
at the NFL. I got the Indians laying four against
the Higantes and be the Commanders. Yeah, Pats plus three
and a half against the Titans. I got Skull laying
five against the richardson empty.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
You're going to go against I'm laying all right.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I'm laying it, okay. And then the Broncos Ravens under
forty six and a half, Danny, Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Have you talked to Sammy P?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Yeah? We uh yeah, I texted with him.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Did he give you some No, I'm not taking that advice.
Oh I thought Sammy.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
P was, Danny.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He's a professional.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
If you look at my record the last month, I've
been pretty pretty good.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Hey you're up a unit and a half.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, you're killing it all right?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
What right?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
He was at one point down seven units, So he
has worked his way back to be fair.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
To be fair, I'll give you that as someone who
needs to claw their way back down seventeen.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Here we go, Dylan, what do you have for me?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
All right. I am also taking the Bills with the
six against the Dolphins. It's in Buffalo. We know how
that one ends. And the Ravens minus the nine against
the Broncos. Broncos people are kind of getting high on
the Broncos bandwagon and I'm still not much of a
believer in the offense.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That defense is real.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
The defense is real. Cardinals minus one and a half
against the Bears, and I'm taking the Pack plus three
and a half against the Lions, probably against my better judgment,
but the visional matchup, I'll do it, and then I tonight, Dan,
(24:52):
this is this is when I start clawing these units back.
Dalton Schultz first TD scorer plus sixteen hundred Wow.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
C J.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Stroud has limited people to throw the ball to at
this point. And then I'm also going to add another
bet for the night Texans alternate spread minus seven plus
three hundred two units on that all right, I think
this is I don't like that line is weird, as
everyone knows. And I've been boned many times this year
(25:26):
talking myself out of the Yeah, brother, I can't escape it, Dan,
It's everybody. So I think this is a don't overthink
of the jets are a disaster. Rogers can drink what
any spice in any water that he wants.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
He's just wandering.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I do kind of feel bad.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
We know what Aaron Rodgers needs. Jesus he does. He's
been searching for a decade. Doesn't talk to his family,
goes to Peru and people. Right, he just needs he
needs the Lord. That's all. That's all I need. That'll
help win, That'll help him start winning, start covering some
fucking spreads at son of a Bitch.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I think I think he needs way more.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I think he needs a new girlfriend, like another famous girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
You think, yeah, I think he needs to talk to
his mama, he needs to call his family whit. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Usually I feel like the famous girlfriend correlates more to
like a decrease in production because you're like distracted and stuff.
But I feel like traditionally he's played better when he's dating,
like what Olivia Munn and the other actress Patrick Danika
Patrick for a while.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
And.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Jaylon Woodley was when he was at his best.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yeah, obviously, And of the three, she's number.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Three, number here's number one.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
What do you mean of those three?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
You think Shalen Woodley's number three out of those three,
Olivia mun and Danica Patrick. Can you imagine having sex
with Danica Patrick?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I mean I would tell everyone I knew about it.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
It would be like watching paint dry. There's no chance
there's action there none.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Alrighty well, I'll wrap up another another edition into this
bad Larry. I can't wait till next Friday. Yes, you know,
depending on traffic, you know I'll be there, but uh,
and I do make up for lost time pretty well.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
What's the dress code? What's the dress code for the reception?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
It's not quite black tie?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
So that's the word. I hate that black literally, just
say black tie, or say like nice clothes, because then
you're just getting like, all right, well, am I going
to be the only dick not in the tuxia there?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
No, no, no, no, I might be the only dick.
Everyone else will have a suit and tie on.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Right.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Should we keep our journalistic integrity and be transparent about
the futures bets for MLB this year?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
No, cancel?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
They were not good.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Cancel.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
I can do a brief overview of it. You lost
minus eight units still and you lost two?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
All right, I'd be a chick.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Yeah, you did it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, we all really hinging on the Mets.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Yeah, you had no baseball futures, Larry. You have college
football and NFL. I still have those logged.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I didn't have over Mets over eighty and a half wins.
Shade jumped on my bandwagon to get to make that bet.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
He did World Series, not eighty and a half wins.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, I did over eighty and a half. He did,
Yeah he did.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Okay, Sorry, all right, Larry.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Thank you, Thank Shye. Thank you for sticking up with.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Larry.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
It's actually nice to see you two getting along.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Okay, right, you guys have fun today.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
So bad, Larry. I will talk to you next Thursday
and then I'll see you next Friday.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You got him?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Thanks, that's bad. Larry. Joints is from the Jersey Shore
Beautiful area, Spring Lake.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Are you going to wear a tux?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I didn't even know what the dress code.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Was, But now that now that I believe, I believe that.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
You're just like suit.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
You ain't wear the tucks. I mean, that's his best
friend and I can weigh in here. There's no chance.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
He's wearing a to I'm gonna wear a tucks go.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Ahead, I ain't. I'm gonna wear something weird.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
You're gonna wear like a fucking bolo tie and denim suit.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
I should. I probably should wear a bolo tie. You
got a bolow tie. I'm bringing a camera.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
No, but I wear like ironic?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yes? Yes? Right?
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Does Larry cry at the water? Do you think?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
No?
Speaker 6 (29:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You know no, he's pretty devoid of moment.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
I might cry.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I might cry before Larry cries.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
You're a crier. I am.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I'm the town crier.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
He's gonna cry when the valet give him his key too.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
We got a lot in common. Yeah, wow, I am
a crier. I am. I cried this morning.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Because good movie, like a good movie.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Washing commercial. It's a pretty strong commercial.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
It's an audi commercial or something.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
It was a nostalgia commercial. Yeah, I was like, go
back to the fifties and then what sorry, Marvin at
the point.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Marvin didn't want to go back to the sixties or
the seventies.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
And got a big election coming up, that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Oh yeah. The political attack ads. I've just gotten addict
with streaming. They just put play the same one four times.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
In comos for them trunt for you.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
That is a great line.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
That is all right.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
We've done enough damage and we want to thank you
for your patients and listening to this and if you
wade through whatever information they gave you, hopefully you can
get some winners as well. We'll talk to you next week.
And Dan Patrick takes a game.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Mm hmmmmmmm
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the kitchen Table.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
A podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love
of gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
You're a coward.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
It's easy to have a scapegoat and now joined by
Bad Larry, Shayan Irving, and Dylan the Graphics Guy. I
have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Welcome to the Gambling Podcast. Our starting lineup is Shayan Irving,
my new best friend. We got Dylan the graphics Guy.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Your old best friend.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
We have the Ray, the Intern picture de Ray and
Bad Larry joining us as well. And Marvin is also
in here in the room. Let's say, hey, hey Larry.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Hey guys, how are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Happy folloween guys, Happy Halloween? Larry?
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Do you say I'm sitting on a front porch waiting
for my first kid?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Are you dressed as a guy with fake teeth?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Do you say happy Halloween?
Speaker 5 (01:08):
No?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Like to grown ups?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
No, No, Unless it's a child, college age girl or
a gay man, you do not engage in Halloween.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
I didn't even know.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
They are Like most of the people who you hang
out with.
Speaker 5 (01:21):
That's my social circle. That's favorites on the old iPhone. No,
it's not a holiday at all, especially for grown men.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I don't think it takes a little the punch out
of it. It's definitely like a weekend holiday, so like
if it falls on a Saturday, it's not a hard Friday.
Speaker 5 (01:37):
It's a pagan holiday.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
That's why you don't like it.
Speaker 5 (01:40):
Sorry, going to heaven.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Wait, your religion doesn't celebrate Halloween. Halloween is the day,
one day of the year where the wall.
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Is thinnest between this life and the next, So the
demons come out. They're much closer to you than they
should be. So you got to protect yourself as opposed
to take part in this consumer capitalist holiday.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
That's just Oh the rest of them aren't.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
No. No, yeah, Christmas, No, that's how capital is. No,
I totally agree.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
I think Christmas should be banned from the You know,
Christmas is a Roman holiday that they tricked Christians into celebrating.
Jesus wasn't born in the twenty fifth of December, Let's
be honest. He was born sometime you know, late spring,
early summer. This cold is hell in the desert in
the twenty fifth I think a baby can survive in
a manger. I don't he dead. I'd be bad for
all of.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Its Actually, weirdly a good point.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, swaddling clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, how about Larry.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Way to go, Larry? Thank you?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Agree at the wedding, Larry? That next Friday?
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Wait that's next next or this coming Friday week from tomorrow?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yes, Larry.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Is there going to be valet at the reception?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Of course?
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Oh, I'm good, Larry. I hope you know Shay is
being serious about coming to the wedding reception. Okay, I'm
just showing up ready. I'm just letting you know that.
When we had dinner with Shae and his wife, he
did bring it up, and then his wife was like, wait,
(03:11):
you're not invited, and I said, no, he's He's going
with me. He's my plus one.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Yeah, everyone I've heard from says that we're not invited.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
We aren't. You guys aren't invited.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I thought we were.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
You. You will not have a seat at the dinner table.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I'm not sitting.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yeah, but it's a party.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
But that the happy hour and a half open bar.
They won't even know you're there. Just put a jack in.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
Oh, have no fear. Let's not tempt him. Okay, I'm
bringing dice. We're playing games. It's gonna be great.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Let's recap bad Larry talked a big game last week.
He lost three units. Now he said plus eight. Dylan
had a big zero didn't lose. Treading Water didn't win
minus seventeen and a half. Shane and her bring zero
units one zero units lost.
Speaker 5 (04:04):
Larry's Bengals won't hold me Danny four and two in college.
Heavy on the Bengals and they just laid an egg
in the third and fourth quarter against the Eagles.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Who gets the Diego Pavia Award this week because Larry
went ohero to four in college this week? So Larry
is going to get the award named after the Vanderbilt quarterback.
Congratulations Larry. You know what, Shay will bring that to
you next Friday.
Speaker 5 (04:32):
Deal. Yeah, how about that?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Anything else that needs to be mentioned here, By the way,
we'll recap. Shay and his wife came over for dinner,
and I told my wife not to step on the
accelerator and do the homemade lasagna. I said, just go easy, hunt,
you know, just waltz your way into some shrimp scampy
(04:56):
a salad that your wife was remarking was unbel We
had great wine there, we had good conversation, we had
fake laughter, we had cigars. We did it all.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
I mean, Danny, I was a hit obviously with the
Patrick family, all of them there, there.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Were several No, it was my wife and my daughter,
and they all loved me.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
But I gotta say your wife, yeah, the cooking. Yeah,
not only that she's smart as shit. She ain't. She
ain't no slouch. She married me. That doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That means she is smart.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
No, she can cook. Though she accidentally made the best
scan she've ever had in my life. She did that
salad was straight out.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Of what was the salad?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
I just know there were like walnuts in it. There
was like a arugula, cranberries. Yeah, yeah, that's what it was, cranberry's.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
I don't know what it was.
Speaker 5 (05:48):
And the classy thing you had the salad after the entre.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
But we do.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Yeah. I actually I kind of like when you eat
the warm stuff first and then the cold stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Made like seven pounds of posta yea, yes.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Well, like you think just like as a general rule,
because usually it's like salad first, and then.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
If you're poor, yeah, not always, you know, yes, yes, sir, Ray,
How did you.
Speaker 6 (06:10):
Prep the family for seeing Shay? Because when I went
to Vegas, I had to tell my girlfriend and I
was like, listen, this guy's the nicest guy in the world.
But he's got a tattoo on the side of his
head with a gun and he's gonna look a little scary,
but he's super nice. And then when we sat down,
she's like, I can see the gun.
Speaker 5 (06:27):
She called me fat. Your wife called me fat the
second I walked in there.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Well, no, no, she said she thought you were going
to be skinny, yeah, which.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
Means why would she think he was gonna be you know,
she said, I thought you're gonna be a skinny biker guy.
And I was like, thanks, thanks a lot, Yeah, sweet
of you.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Instead said you're a fat biker exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah. Uh she yeah, I had given a build up there.
I think my youngest, my my youngest daughter, Molly connected
with Shay and his dilemma that he has with his
youngest daughter. Oh yeah, my daughter who had four her
birthdays canceled. It sounded pretty familiar, pretty tough. Yeah, yeah,
(07:05):
and you're just starting She's Your Girls four. Yeah, so
that's the finished product at twenty six that you were
seeing there.
Speaker 5 (07:11):
With my daughter Lass. I got home from work and
obviously went to go to your house, YadA YadA. Then
I got home from that and the babysitter was like, yeah,
everything was fine except for Fefee, and Fife decided to
strip naked in the middle of the kitchen at about
seven pm when it was time for everybody to have
(07:32):
dinner and then go to bed, okay, and refused any
instruction from the babysitter about putting our clothes back on, which.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Is weird because that's what happened at my house around
seven o'clock.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So except the cops were calling.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Anything to recap your bad, Larry, other than you didn't
do well in college. You kind of salvaged it with
the NFL.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Right, I lost my first seven bets. All my boys
down here were busting my chops, and then I won
the last four games to save a little little bit
of face. Big win on the Dodgers with the bookie.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, but no, no, no, no, we don't do that. We
we don't talk about things that we haven't spoken about
on the show.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I think I said on the show two weeks ago,
Cole wins Game one and Dodgers winning five. But I
didn't bet it. We had no points on the show.
But that doesn't mean I didn't bet it.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Can I can I prepare something?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (08:24):
Yes you can.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
Are we allowed to talk about losses that we incurred
that weren't necessarily in the show.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Larry Larry does a two hour podcast, Larry Larry doesn't
tell you his losses.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
I bet the Yankees given two and a half runs
last night, I'm up five nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
What a meltdown.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
That's awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Jesus, there's a loss that's not on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
If you said the Dodgers were going to win five,
then why were you betting on the Yankees last night?
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I said Cole was gonna got No, I haven't. I
didn't bet the Dodgers to win five. I bet the
Dodgers to win the series. I'm just telling you. On
the show, I said Cole wins game won and the
Dodgers winning.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
No, you just said that you predicted they were gonna
win five, and then it got to Game five and
you bet on the aank.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
I gotta say Cole looked good enough. He did like
cold looked great, especially coming back after that fifth ending,
Like a lot of pictures would have just collapsed after that,
Like he showed up as a professional.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
He was.
Speaker 5 (09:30):
How do you let that go?
Speaker 1 (09:33):
He was walking to the dugout. He was walking to
the dugout.
Speaker 5 (09:37):
How do you take that for granted? How the fuck
do you do that? In October?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
Shay, anything to recamp here?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Yeah, soccer board is happening, Danny, We're storming the castle.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
Okay, you have to explain this again that you have
a problem with the soccer board in your hometown.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Correct, it's it's run by communists and socialists, and so
we have a strategy. There's a couple open board positions.
But they know who we are, right, They know that
me and a couple of their dads are fanatics and we,
you know, believe in meritocracy, which is antifical to their
communists idealism. So what we're doing is we're putting our
(10:12):
wives in there. We're making our wives trojan Horse suggests,
and wives are going to apply for voting rights on
different board seats, and they're gonna be like, oh, yeah,
we need women because we're going to say diversity. Hello,
it's twenty twenty four. We need more women on the board,
and they're going to allow them in and then we're
going to control their votes, just like it's nineteen fifty two.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Gardens.
Speaker 5 (10:34):
It's going to be great.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Can't wait, Dylan, anything to recap here?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I got hoes pretty good in college Betting against Indiana
has been bad.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
How about them Hoosiers? They're legit like they're getting their
quarterback the Iowa under Yeah, that's a failed experiment.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
I think this year you're really going to just boil
it down to an experiment. It's a lifestyle.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I think it's I think it's an it's an experiment.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
We'll see what I picked this week. All right, And
but NFL went four and one, great, Bad Larry. It
was pretty fucking great at the time.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Bad Larry, you have your college football picks to start
off with, Yes.
Speaker 5 (11:22):
I do.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I don't have the lines dance, so I'm just going
to tell you the teams.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Oh my god, yeah, all right, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on. We have to get
him the lines because he pulls this every week.
Speaker 6 (11:38):
Okay, So the last time we did this was last year,
and I was like, all right, I'm sending Larry the lines,
and I sent him pictures of every single game on
college football and the NFL to his phone and he
said it was too small and he couldn't read it.
So then I sent him a link and he said
he the linke didn't work, So now he just sends
me pictures from the post and their circle.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
So I have two days ago lines and if they
change it, oh, I don't want to I don't want
to go. I have Miami minus twenty and a half.
You go, it's twenty one. So I'm just gonna say
I have Miami Overduke.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
Okay, it's twenty and a half and half partner, Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:13):
I have Illinois getting three from Minnesota.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
That is true, Okay.
Speaker 4 (12:19):
I have Army minus twenty two and a half.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
They Nope, that's like twenty one now, lar.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
Well, Dan, give me the number.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
I don't even have it on your sheet, Larry.
Speaker 6 (12:30):
Uh oh, yeah, I don't think you sent me that.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
You You don't even have it written down here, Larry?
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Oh No, what Army circle minus twenty two and a half.
I'm looking at the pay per circled up last night.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
It must be I have the print out here. I
have the print out of all the things you sent.
You do not have Army on this piece of paper.
What is Army's points? But is it twenty two?
Speaker 5 (12:54):
Ray?
Speaker 6 (12:55):
It's twenty two?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
All right?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Good, we move on. What else?
Speaker 4 (12:58):
I'll take Army plus minus twenty to Virginia's haacked minus
four against Syracuse.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
That is correct.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Michigan getting fourteen in a hook against art Ohoa.
Speaker 5 (13:08):
That is true.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Clemson given ten and a half.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
To Louisville you only have to give ten.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
Thank you. And Texas A and m given two and
a half to South Carolina.
Speaker 1 (13:18):
That is true. You're good there, Shit, they are okay?
Shake college football team. I'm going heavy today, Danny, which
you ain't great. I got the Herbert Gnosiphiles against the
my fighting Mullets, laying three. I got the Ducks laying
fourteen against who gives a shit and a half? Fourteen
and a half. No, yeah, he's a fourteen and a
(13:39):
half now, Yeah it was for Larry.
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Wait a minute, I thought we were different. I got
Pitt plus seven against the Cocaine Cowboys and the fight
in Franklin's plus three and a half. I've been circling this.
This is it's been my mojo, Danny. I really wanted
six because I thought that's what anyway, Maine OEU over
(14:02):
forty three and a half, Nebby laying six and a
half against the Bruins, South Cakilaki plus two and a half.
Wave those shirts around, and then Navy laying ten and
a half against Als.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Why is Maine playing?
Speaker 5 (14:15):
Oh you, The fact that OU gets Maine in the
middle of this SEC schedule is bananas. See, this is
what I want to get rid of. That's what we
thought would get rid of when we merge the fucking
like this was supposed to stop.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
If you do the top sixty schools or fifty schools,
then you take this out of the equation. You just
play each other like it's an NFL schedule.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Yes, wait, so what happens to Mercer?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Mercer is gonna have to all right, somebody outside of
the top sixty Dylan College Football?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Please all right, Dan? Unlike Shay, I've got Ohio State
minus three and a half. Coward for the white it's
the White hour.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
Oh it ain't. It's a noon game. It ain't. It
ain't what I want it in the st Still be
a white hope yeah, sure, it's not an official It
ain't official.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
With these two schools.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
Can you imagine the price of cocaine and Happy Valley?
I don't why why do you go there? What do
you mean because I care about commerce?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well, they're driving it from the white out is not
what that's.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
What we're talking.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Well, it just got in my head, so I thought
about fun.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, you don't do that stuff anymore. Remember, Remember even
a man can dream. Dan, you told your wife we
don't we don't party, don't she does? She sure does? Yes,
bottles of why did you all go through? By the way,
she got after a little bit.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
How many bottles? Three bottles? Three bottles between the well,
the three of you that ain't nothing, well really your
wife and me.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
And a half to be honest, Yeah, superd ain't chugging
it down. Suit's not a drinker. And Molly will have
a beer. She can cook. But uh, and then I
had some tequila down there in the bar. You had
some good tequila down there at the bar. You had
some strong tequila tequila. Those cigars, Yes, it was a
great cigar.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Never had a cigar like that. That was a great cigar.
Speaker 3 (16:06):
Okay, Uh, Dyl, I'm taking Maine with the thirty four
and a half.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Now I'm rooting for Maine now, yeah, being a resident
of Maine, I'm rooting right home team. This is kind
of my hometown.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And you know, they're beyond excited to get out of
like the Also Oro is like up there, so it's
probably freezing there already. They're pretty stoked to just take
a little trip to Oklahoma.
Speaker 5 (16:31):
Are they see a couple of meth labs and some cows.
Speaker 3 (16:34):
That's kind of like northern Maine too. It feels like, oh, I.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Don't know if we need to throw a blanket on
a region like that, but continue.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
Well, that's small region. Michigan State. I don't know why
I'm doing this money line against Indiana.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
You don't believe in Indiana, No I do. But I'm
back to back, back to back weeks.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
I want to take Indiana, but I know the moment
I do is when they finally lose a game. So
I'm gonna take Michigan State straight up. And another product
of the mind of Dylan Iowa, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
You're going to under again.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
I can't. I have to do.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
It double down, Like what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (17:12):
Well, if I'd been doubling down the whole time. I'd
be really fucked.
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Not if you were quadrupling down.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
You're already mineus seventeen and a half.
Speaker 3 (17:20):
Well, you know what the end there's We've got plenty
of time to make that.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
All right, what's your next pick? I got I gotta
keep Larry awake, all.
Speaker 3 (17:28):
Right, Sorry, just sitting here listening down.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
I'm fine.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
I know.
Speaker 3 (17:32):
I've also got Louisville and Clemson over sixty three and
a half.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Clemson is quietly good, kind of good. Snuck back into
the national picture.
Speaker 3 (17:43):
Yeah, since I got rid of DJU, they've been clawing
their way bad.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Larry, your NFL picks, Okay, I might come back to
the game tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
I didn't have circled up, but the ones I got
circled up. Commanders given three and a half to the Giants.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Uh, it's four, okay four.
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Falcon's given two and a half to the Cowboys.
Speaker 1 (18:09):
Three Brown three it's three mm.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Hmmm, Vegas wanta Scott my picks. Brown's getting two from
the Chargers.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
The Browns are getting one and a half.
Speaker 4 (18:23):
Okay. Lion's just giving three and a half to the
pay and I'm taking the Buccaneers getting the nine from
the Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
You're getting eight and a half.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
Okay, that's pretty normal. It's pretty normous. You know what, Dan,
just give me the Jets tonight because I'm gonna be whoa.
I might as well go a unit on them on
the show.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Whoa. Okay, so you're given one and a half.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Okay, one and a half. I'm ray write that down
so we don't have a problem next week, Jets. Right, Okay,
you're my man. Do I have army? Because I know
I circle it up and I got a picture of it.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
So do you not remember three minutes ago, Laire.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
I wrote it down for you, Larry. It's in there,
but you didn't send it to me because he said
twelve bets all one unit, and then I counted twelve
bets all one unit and there's no army in there.
But we're fine. You haven't now, Okay.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
I'm gonna look at it when we get off the show,
and you and I will talk on the side. They
are right.
Speaker 6 (19:25):
I can't wait.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I seriously gotta start drinking on this show. Yeah, we've
offered you many episodes you should Why don't vicariously through
you really, Yeah, I don't know. I did feel bad though,
for you, because you kept like leaning closer to me
when I was drinking my tequila. The wives coming down
(19:50):
to the base, I know, I know, I thought I
was gonna leave one to the side where it was
kind of accidentally put there. But I was so worried,
Like your wife is sharp, she knows what's going on.
Speaker 5 (20:03):
She's way too smart, like I've been running game on
her for twenty years, but she's she's fucking hiptops.
Speaker 3 (20:08):
At any point, did you think this was a little
bit of a trap situation where Dan's like, let's go
down to the bar.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
Well at all I thought it was finally get away
from them. No, but I was cleaning up the dishes
and he took it like I wanted him to leave.
Speaker 5 (20:21):
Okay, all right, hold on to the people listening to
the show. If you're at somebody's house having dinner and
then all of a sudden he starts loading the dishwasher
like a waitress at Perkins at eleven fifty nine pm,
I mean, what do you what do you think? What's
in your mind? Tell me? And how was my explanation?
The explanation played, but the fact remains that you were
(20:43):
doing dishes. I did dishes so then I could go
downstairs and smoke a cigar. That's different, have some tequila.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
But instead of going, I go down there, and then
I gotta go back up and put away dishes.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
But you don't.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
I do.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
I do. My wife cooked under. You should have put
away the dishes. You should have as a guest. Yeah,
that'd be That'd be rude. That'd be rude. You didn't
even bring your plate over. I brought your gifts. I
brought you all kinds of gifts, like, well, we brought
you that Italian cake.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
I don't want to say the right vernacular. You're not
doing that, not after I've met your wife.
Speaker 5 (21:26):
I respect him that. That's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Get pizza, Danny, there's pizza all over this. Let's go,
let's go to Peppies.
Speaker 5 (21:34):
I don't know, do we There's like we're friends. I
don't know we are.
Speaker 1 (21:39):
I don't know we're besties.
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Was there any merit to the whole dishwashing thing? Was right?
Did you worry that like a little bit of a signal?
Speaker 1 (21:47):
No? No, Because I knew that he wanted to go
and smoke his cigar. He wanted to go down to
the bar area. And then as soon as we get
down there, vulties up and hits a grand slam. That's true, Yeah,
and that was your fault. And then I got him
a cigar and I had some tequila. Then the ladies
came down started talking. Yeah, it started ruining the buzz
(22:08):
and then uh yeah, so then.
Speaker 5 (22:10):
We started talking about how much they love democracy and
also the bullshit. I just sit there quietly like, yeah,
I agree, voting is great.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Well, that's why you have to be like, hey, I
have to go entertain our guests downstairs. The dishes similar that.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
His wife is going to go where I am.
Speaker 3 (22:29):
But was there any concerns of reciprocity in that department,
like maybe your wife sees Shay, you know, the moxie,
the two working shoulders.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
She didn't say, man, he's got a lot of charisma.
He's taller than I thought. No, she just said fatter.
Speaker 5 (22:44):
She said he's fatter, matter than I thought, fat biker.
That was to be fair, like I had the entire
family in stitches several times.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
You I will say that my daughter Molly was entertained
by you. Yeah, Molly said, I think we could be
bff's there, and I said, no, no.
Speaker 5 (23:04):
Shay your NFL picks please, these are all winners, Danny.
I got the Canadians laying six against the Cocaine Cowboys
at the NFL. I got the Indians laying four against
the Higantes and be the Commanders. Yeah, Pats plus three
and a half against the Titans. I got Skull laying
five against the richardson empty.
Speaker 1 (23:26):
You're going to go against I'm laying all right.
Speaker 5 (23:30):
I'm laying it, okay. And then the Broncos Ravens under
forty six and a half, Danny, Okay.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Have you talked to Sammy P?
Speaker 5 (23:38):
Yeah? We uh yeah, I texted with him.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Did he give you some No, I'm not taking that advice.
Oh I thought Sammy.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
P was, Danny.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
He's a professional.
Speaker 5 (23:49):
If you look at my record the last month, I've
been pretty pretty good.
Speaker 3 (23:55):
Hey you're up a unit and a half.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Yeah, you're killing it all right?
Speaker 5 (23:59):
What right?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
He was at one point down seven units, So he
has worked his way back to be fair.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
To be fair, I'll give you that as someone who
needs to claw their way back down seventeen.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
Here we go, Dylan, what do you have for me?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
All right. I am also taking the Bills with the
six against the Dolphins. It's in Buffalo. We know how
that one ends. And the Ravens minus the nine against
the Broncos. Broncos people are kind of getting high on
the Broncos bandwagon and I'm still not much of a
believer in the offense.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
That defense is real.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
The defense is real. Cardinals minus one and a half
against the Bears, and I'm taking the Pack plus three
and a half against the Lions, probably against my better judgment,
but the visional matchup, I'll do it, and then I tonight, Dan,
(24:52):
this is this is when I start clawing these units back.
Dalton Schultz first TD scorer plus sixteen hundred Wow.
Speaker 6 (25:00):
C J.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Stroud has limited people to throw the ball to at
this point. And then I'm also going to add another
bet for the night Texans alternate spread minus seven plus
three hundred two units on that all right, I think
this is I don't like that line is weird, as
everyone knows. And I've been boned many times this year
(25:26):
talking myself out of the Yeah, brother, I can't escape it, Dan,
It's everybody. So I think this is a don't overthink
of the jets are a disaster. Rogers can drink what
any spice in any water that he wants.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
He's just wandering.
Speaker 3 (25:44):
I do kind of feel bad.
Speaker 5 (25:45):
We know what Aaron Rodgers needs. Jesus he does. He's
been searching for a decade. Doesn't talk to his family,
goes to Peru and people. Right, he just needs he
needs the Lord. That's all. That's all I need. That'll
help win, That'll help him start winning, start covering some
fucking spreads at son of a Bitch.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
I think I think he needs way more.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
I think he needs a new girlfriend, like another famous girlfriend.
Speaker 5 (26:09):
You think, yeah, I think he needs to talk to
his mama, he needs to call his family whit. Sorry.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Usually I feel like the famous girlfriend correlates more to
like a decrease in production because you're like distracted and stuff.
But I feel like traditionally he's played better when he's dating,
like what Olivia Munn and the other actress Patrick Danika
Patrick for a while.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
And.
Speaker 5 (26:28):
Jaylon Woodley was when he was at his best.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Yeah, obviously, And of the three, she's number.
Speaker 1 (26:34):
Three, number here's number one.
Speaker 3 (26:36):
What do you mean of those three?
Speaker 5 (26:38):
You think Shalen Woodley's number three out of those three,
Olivia mun and Danica Patrick. Can you imagine having sex
with Danica Patrick?
Speaker 3 (26:46):
I mean I would tell everyone I knew about it.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
It would be like watching paint dry. There's no chance
there's action there none.
Speaker 1 (26:55):
Alrighty well, I'll wrap up another another edition into this
bad Larry. I can't wait till next Friday. Yes, you know,
depending on traffic, you know I'll be there, but uh,
and I do make up for lost time pretty well.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
What's the dress code? What's the dress code for the reception?
Speaker 4 (27:18):
It's not quite black tie?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
So that's the word. I hate that black literally, just
say black tie, or say like nice clothes, because then
you're just getting like, all right, well, am I going
to be the only dick not in the tuxia there?
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (27:32):
No, no, no, no, I might be the only dick.
Everyone else will have a suit and tie on.
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (27:40):
Right.
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Should we keep our journalistic integrity and be transparent about
the futures bets for MLB this year?
Speaker 5 (27:48):
No, cancel?
Speaker 6 (27:49):
They were not good.
Speaker 5 (27:50):
Cancel.
Speaker 6 (27:51):
I can do a brief overview of it. You lost
minus eight units still and you lost two?
Speaker 2 (27:57):
All right, I'd be a chick.
Speaker 5 (27:58):
Yeah, you did it.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, we all really hinging on the Mets.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Yeah, you had no baseball futures, Larry. You have college
football and NFL. I still have those logged.
Speaker 4 (28:09):
I didn't have over Mets over eighty and a half wins.
Shade jumped on my bandwagon to get to make that bet.
Speaker 5 (28:14):
That's true.
Speaker 6 (28:15):
He did World Series, not eighty and a half wins.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
Yeah, I did over eighty and a half. He did,
Yeah he did.
Speaker 6 (28:21):
Okay, Sorry, all right, Larry.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
Thank you, Thank Shye. Thank you for sticking up with.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
Buddy.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
Larry.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
It's actually nice to see you two getting along.
Speaker 4 (28:30):
Okay, right, you guys have fun today.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
So bad, Larry. I will talk to you next Thursday
and then I'll see you next Friday.
Speaker 4 (28:38):
You got him?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Man?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Thanks, that's bad. Larry. Joints is from the Jersey Shore
Beautiful area, Spring Lake.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Are you going to wear a tux?
Speaker 1 (28:49):
I didn't even know what the dress code.
Speaker 3 (28:51):
Was, But now that now that I believe, I believe that.
Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (28:54):
You're just like suit.
Speaker 5 (28:56):
You ain't wear the tucks. I mean, that's his best
friend and I can weigh in here. There's no chance.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
He's wearing a to I'm gonna wear a tucks go.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Ahead, I ain't. I'm gonna wear something weird.
Speaker 3 (29:06):
You're gonna wear like a fucking bolo tie and denim suit.
Speaker 5 (29:08):
I should. I probably should wear a bolo tie. You
got a bolow tie. I'm bringing a camera.
Speaker 3 (29:13):
No, but I wear like ironic?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yes? Yes? Right?
Speaker 6 (29:15):
Does Larry cry at the water? Do you think?
Speaker 1 (29:17):
No?
Speaker 6 (29:18):
No?
Speaker 3 (29:18):
You know no, he's pretty devoid of moment.
Speaker 5 (29:21):
I might cry.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
I might cry before Larry cries.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
You're a crier. I am.
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I'm the town crier.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
He's gonna cry when the valet give him his key too.
Speaker 5 (29:30):
We got a lot in common. Yeah, wow, I am
a crier. I am. I cried this morning.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
Because good movie, like a good movie.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
Washing commercial. It's a pretty strong commercial.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
It's an audi commercial or something.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
It was a nostalgia commercial. Yeah, I was like, go
back to the fifties and then what sorry, Marvin at
the point.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Marvin didn't want to go back to the sixties or
the seventies.
Speaker 5 (29:58):
And got a big election coming up, that's all. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Oh yeah. The political attack ads. I've just gotten addict
with streaming. They just put play the same one four times.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
In comos for them trunt for you.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
That is a great line.
Speaker 3 (30:16):
That is all right.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
We've done enough damage and we want to thank you
for your patients and listening to this and if you
wade through whatever information they gave you, hopefully you can
get some winners as well. We'll talk to you next week.
And Dan Patrick takes a game.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Mm hmmmmmmm
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