November 14, 2024 • 34 mins
On today's episode Dan talks to Shea in Irving about his dating life with women who worked at a certain type of establishment. Also we congratulate Bad Larry on the great job he did with his daughter's wedding plus Dan wants to bet on two members of the cast fighting. Enjoy!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat and
now joined by Bad Larring, Shayan Irving and Dylan the
Graphics Got I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So you were I've dated several strippers yeah, okay, yeah,
but love them, Like what's your wrap? So when you
go to the titty bar, you do not buy a
dance at all. Drink yeah, no, sure, order food, drink
whatever you want to do. Do not pay for lap dances.
That's beneath you. You just talked to them about how
mad they are at their dad, how much better their
(00:54):
life could be with you.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
What time their shifted chili starts the next day?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, and then you know how they're studying to be
a dental hygiens and all other shit.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, But to me, a stripper is an actor. That's it.
She's an actor. She's just like Hollywood. She's saint being
discovered it she's putting on a show. She has a
stage name, right, just like an actor name. She's faking
it for everybody else. And then you get to know
her and she's like, you know, all I want to
do is be loved, and you're like, yeah, because your
(01:24):
dad didn't. Wow, So I'm here for you. I think.
The last time I went gosh has to be twenty
five years ago. And it was the Cheetah Three in
Atlanta and a woman said she could see my soul
through my blue eyes. I had have married her. And
she was from Kentucky. Yeah, yeah, wve is married, wive
(01:46):
is married. Yeah, I'm still married. That's a divorce. Yeah,
but she's yeah, she said I can see your soul
through your blue eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
And I said, I would have worked on me. I said,
what's it look like?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Crack?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And she but she was from Kentucky. I love her.
And then I said, well, I'm from Ohio and she goes,
yeah you are. And then I went with Rob Dibble
and because Rob Dibble said we got to go to
a strip joint, I said I won't go, but I'm got,
you know, thirty minutes. That's it. No, I didn't want
to stay in there. Why not because I can't be
(02:25):
seen there. Yeah, okay, no, no, no, Man of the people, Dan, thirty.
It was thirty minutes. And then he he was doing well,
he was socializing. I used to live at the Titty Bar, Daddy. Yeah,
I was. I was there three four days a week.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I'm kind of out unless I'm like blackout drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, it's a good spot to hang out if they
got good food. I'm talking about a strip club without
a pole, a gentleman's club. Okay, it's more of a bar,
a bar with titties. Okay, but isn't all. Aren't all
bars bars with no they take the well, they still
have them, Yeah, but they take it bad, Larry. Last
(03:05):
time you went to a gentleman's club a long, long.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Time ago, Dan. Okay, we've had this conversation before we left.
We left Mohamma's Park with a friend of mine and
he had never been, so we took him the.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Old he had never been. Okay, Uh, I'd like to say,
and once again, welcome to the podcast already in progress.
Bad Larry did wonderful at his daughter's wedding. It was great, Larry.
I thought so much of that venue I called the
next day and thanked the manager for the incredible performance
(03:45):
by his entire staff. No ship, yeah, Dan, it was.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
That's all they do was weddings, and it was pretty impressible.
We had a blast. They didn't miss a step.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Everything was perfect, dance floor pack the entire night. They
had un believable appetizer to start. They had like a
tequila bar, They had oysters, they had that big this
is it was well well done. All right, lair, where
the fucking go? Dude, larry A?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, someone did I miss you singing a song?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I did what Wait?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
People told me? Yeah, I said Dan sing every once
in a while. I know he does that. I said
that he have a microphone. He said, yeah, he was
up on stage with the band. Yeah, I grab where
I was or how I missed that?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I grabbed the bass player's microphone and sany what did
you sing? I have no idea? Oh my god, yeah,
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I totally missed that. And I god, I wish.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I didn't three six Mafia or something project project Yes,
la r yes, Ray.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Did you do the classic Dan Patrick point when you sang?
Because you always always pointed out when you're singing.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No, I don't think I did that, but I think
once the song ended, I said, give it up for
this grant fucking great band and everybody. It was like
wedding crashers when you know, Will Ferrell's out there dancing.
But it was Larry gave a great speech, really great speech.
(05:17):
It was. It was brief, it was it was not
emotional because he didn't cry, but it was it was
well done, Larry. You did a great job. He really did.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Thank you, Dan.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
That was written from twelve till two in the morning
the night before, and I was I gotta admit I
was definitely worried about it before I wrote it. You know,
what are you going to say? And in front of them,
you know, two hundred and fifty people, I was a
little worried about it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
No, you did great. You did great. And I met
your wife's sister, So now I understand the yeah, the
three Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I did you had you had met her before, Dan,
at knowl I did.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I did, but you know she I'd looked at her
differently now after knowing you guys are on the road
all the time, you know, sharing a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And pharmaceuticals, yes, and ambient. Wait, Dan, how did the
how did the Larry's new chompers looking pert look great?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh, teeth look great.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Shout out to my boy Doc who didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Get invited to the wedding. And by the way, the
number of people every guy who was there from Jersey
listens to this podcast, Oh wow, every every guy understand
that the Dennis discourse we've had over the less.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Look, I'm I'm I'm more impressed with every one of
the Irish guys wanted to meet you.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
These guys they were from Donegal, Donegal, and then I said, no,
it's pronounced Danegal. And then they were like, no, it's Donegal,
and I go, it's Danegal. And then they didn't get
my sense of you. My wife goes hunt. They don't
get your sense of humor. I said, they will buy
at the end of the night Hunt They didn't. Yeah,
(07:02):
but tried. They were great. You know you're never cheated. No, no,
they did not get cheated. And uh, this a good time,
good times. Uh. But Larry was proud of you, and
Larry was you know, pretty well behaved. No crying for Larry. Nope,
you might have teared up.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
And not much drinking. Uh yeah, the so the after
party was back at another barn spring like and as
I was like the first one to leave, Not that
I was drunk or I was tired, but the plastic
shoes I had on, yeahstic I should have been a
(07:42):
check and brought a second pair of shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, like flip flops like you always wear.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I feel like if you're if you have to do
any sort of speaking, you have to recalibrate your drinking schedule.
Compared to like a normal.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Wedding, Well, Larry was like a grown up. Larry acted
like a grown up and I haven't seen.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That, that's first time.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, yeah, he was mature, grown up.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
He was attentive, stayed away from I stayed away from
the guys doing the frog on the floor on the
floor of the dance. But we do that at all
are the children's weddings. But at my own daughter's wedding,
I decided not to do that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Smart. Did you see that, Dan, Yeah, I saw him
sliding across the floor. That's how somebody loses their front teeth,
you know, and their brand notes or right, my brother,
we piled on my brother at his wedding. We broke
his ribs, no ship. Yeah, he went on his honeymoon
with broken ribs like football pile. That marriage didn't last. Okay,
here we go. Larry uh put up a zero last week, a.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Pretty pedestrian six and six damp.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But now okay with the wedding, Oh my god, you
got it. Okay, never mind Larry's plus seven Dylan minus
twenty three and a half. You won one unit last week? Yeah,
you missed on the money line.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
That was I mean, so fuck last week I swore
off fading Indiana and the Iowa under and Michigan covered
against Indiana Iowa underhit. And then my big bet was
the Broncos money like that was just like I was, like,
the gods are that?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But look at who was the big winner last week.
Shaye and Irving plus nine units domination. You're up plus
eleven and a half and now leading this threesome easily.
The Diego Pavi Award goes to bad Larry went one
in four on the NFL lost his Jets bet against
(09:38):
the Cardinals after saying it was a.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Lot famous last words. Yeah, if you say it's a lock,
you should almost just automatically hammer the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
By the way, who owes Sammy p an apology here
after bashing his picks. I would say that I do
because Sammy p went on a fourteen to three run.
He's now back to plus three units. So maybe we
could have Sammy on again.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You could also argue that maybe you were the catalyst.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Motivation could be a great run. Yeah, because I thought
Sammy was just giving us shitty picks on purpose, and
then I realized that he wasn't, So say I love
Sammy Pick. He loves you, Danny. Yeah, what's his podcast?
Chicken dinner? Chicken dinner? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, you know, I just I realized, like three days
a guy is like, oh Winter Winter chicken dinner.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I didn't put that together.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, that's the whole point is what's your chicken dinner?
I just thought.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I was like, it's a random name.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Aren't you supposed to have the highest IQ in the building.
That's I just good at math. I'm not going to
mapth you're better at math than me.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Because I answered the question, you didn't even answer them.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I didn't know you would get deducted points for not answer.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Have you ever that any test ever? You're like, oh,
he didn't answer it. Point or zero.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think one of the SATs or acts don't negate points.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah yeah, Ray, So what it actually is is if
you get it wrong, you get more like points off
than if you skip it still get points on.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Is that I think that's the SAT but fixed it.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Well I'm older than that, So all right, let me
look and see recap anything worth recapping. Yeah, I got
a recap, Danny, not a recap. I have a future prediction.
Oh oh okay. Texas high school football playoffs start this
week six A and five A. I have got from
news on the ground. I have a friend of mine
(11:29):
who is an actual ref in Texas high school football.
We've got some predictions. Waites, He is he fixing shit? No? Wow,
you said, would you be smirches character like that?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Danny, Texas high school football ref fixing games?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Dan six A. I want north Shore De Soto and
South Lake A little cop hell plus four fifty five
A South o'cliff. That's for you, Marvin all the Dallas
all black school, Yeah, super black that Dallas. Yeah yeah,
well it's that it's south of Dallas black. I mean yeah,
(12:06):
I mean like they're segregated. It's just the other way
like them Carter High like Carter Yeah, less felons, but
Carter High. Uh, that story is crazy lights. Yeah, it's true.
It's one hundred percent true. They kicked down the door
of a gas station with guns to the head of
the fucking anyway.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
They had D one scholarships, ones going to Tennessee, that
one was going to Georgia, everyone except Jesse Armstead. Jesse
Armstead was like, Nope, you're.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Going to rob somebody. You might as well be a
D one athlete because you have to be physically powerful
and you have to be able to run. So I
don't blame the kids for branching out. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Wait, but they came from they came from two parent households. Yeah,
that is the I'm sorry, that is the that that
nothing pisses me off. I worked at an alternative high
school and we would yeah, we would have kids that
came in and like, oh man, my dad, you have
a dead I should.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
He loves you and he wants you to do well.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Fucking asshole. Right, he wants me to do right him?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Whoa whoa?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Okay, all right, so you're you're betting on high school football? Yeah, okay,
you got some futures for high school football? We're good. No,
we can put the notes.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, but where are you finding lines on these dark dark?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well? No, Dallas bookies all have lines on these.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, this is a phone call.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
This is a big business down there.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, playing the Cowboys Stadium will be one of those
high school.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I wonder what time they play, if they play in
the afternoon. What I mean, do we really have to
You don't have to. I just don't know why. I
don't know why he wouldn't put the curtains up. That's it,
because he forgot. He has that gene that men have
that they can never admit they're wrong. But he admits
(13:53):
he's wrong for post Malone. Why can't he admit he's
wrong for the NFL. He puts the curtains up for concerts,
but not for his flagship franch No, because this is
supposed to be a home field advantage, because nine games
played at home, right, sure, and then you have your
coach who doesn't take like he's supposed to have. Uh,
(14:14):
they should be going, Uh I know against the Son
Yeah they're going, they're going. So you win the point toss.
You have to know, all right, we want to go.
I'm a day right, no ship, But I mean, Mike McCarthy,
the only thing that's chirping on his watch is when
his next meal is exactly I mean, you're you're kind
of big guy too. I'm no cover girl. But I
(14:35):
also don't tell professional athletes what to do and when
to do it, so I can eat whatever the hell
I want. That son of a bitch can't even have
the discipline to stop eating Tho Zagnia on the second tray.
We don't. You don't even know that. Uh that's not
why are you Olivia? I'll fat shame all day. I
don't give a ship. I'll fast shame every day of
the week.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Maybe he's an old school and he uses the sun
as like a sun. Dial'll be like, oh to you.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Know what makes sense? If Mike mccarthur came out as
an alcoholic, I'd be like, oh, get it now, all right,
Yeah you have a problem. That makes sense. But if
you're just eating food, that's embarrassing. If you're drinking, no, no,
we're not. We're not doing I'm just saying if you're drinking,
I've lost thirty pounds since I quit drinking, thirty yeah,
I don't, but thirty pounds because I was drinking two
(15:19):
to three thousand calories a day.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But it's also that when you're drunk, you just like
eat dog shit.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And you probably weren't working out.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
No, he's not.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Now, I was falling asleep at work, let alone working out.
How do you keep your job? I'm really good at it? Okay,
and I don't drink anymore, so they love me. Well,
why don't you get good at this? Wow? All right,
I said it.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
How's the work? Has your work production increase or decreased?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Not drinking, I've increased dramatically. Yeah. How about we get
to the bets this week? All right? Okay, Jay, once
you give me your college football bets this week? All right? Fine,
And you didn't call in the last two weeks, so
you are you're true. No, I'm happy that you're not.
I'm happy you're not. We did, Yes, I didn't know
(16:08):
if you were, Okay, I assumed you were, but I
didn't hear from you for two weeks. I'm not on
the show, I know. But you know what, fuck the
sh sunshine, you know, let's just it's curtains for the cowboys. Wait,
what should have man Shack believes in his Cowboys. Shaq
said they're going to run the table. Damn Patrick, shut
(16:30):
the hell up. Okay, here we go. Chef college football
who cares? Nothing is real. Everything is a lie. Everything
you've been told is a lie. Jerry Jones a piece
of shit. Wait, you want me to help you with
your picks while you add lib here? I'm not ad libbing.
I'm just depressed. Why you had a great week last week?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So what?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Who cares about the Cowboys? We move on, We move
them on. Okay, road Runners laying one and a half
against the Denton Cowboy I got the Lobos. I had
them plus twelve, but there Rebecca Lobos, Central Avenue ABQ
plus ten and a half against Wazoo. Okay, this is
(17:15):
the one bet I love, so I'm sure it'll lose it.
LSU laying four at Gainesville. That's a tricky one. I
know it's a tricky one. I don't think Floura is
good at all.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Kansas last Week's any indications of that?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah? This whole season, dude, Jayhawks plus two and a
half against the Mormons. They got the Turps. It's five
and a half now, I got them at three, Okay,
turps laying five and a half against Rutgers Kansas State
is eight was seven and a half when I hit
it versus the herpegonosyphial aides. Yeah, I don't know, bad Larry, Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
I wont Utah getting the ten and a half or eleven.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I'm gonna give you eleven and a half, Larry.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
And a half, thank you, Utah. I want Illinois minus
to three against Michigan State. I want Notre Dame minus
at twenty two and a half against Virginia. I want
the over in that game at fifty and.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
A half, okay.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
I want JMU minus three against Old Dominion. I want
Tennessee getting the nine and a half from Georgia. You
get ten, I get ten. Okay. And I agree with Shay.
I'm gonna add an LSU bet I like LSU minus sport.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Let's go a little bounce back, all right, Dylan, all right,
let's see.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
So my big dog of the week Utah money line
against the Buffs also underrated. Bad beat Utah against BYU
last week. Fucking bread, fucking penalty. I also and I
had this spread, but I bet Utah straight up too,
and that washing blow.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I thought Utah was gonna win.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, fuck yeah, the Battle of Utah.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Battle of civilization. You got those fundamentalists coming for your house.
I'll tell you what, would you have? Multiple wives? Uh No,
I can't handle it. One I got now gny, I'm
in deep shit. That's the roommate's been out of town.
So I've been solo with the three kids. They all got.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Sick, all of them, some virus infection or some bullshit,
and they all vomited everywhere, all of them, and one
of the eight year olds, the eight year old, the
middle child, puked in her bed.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Right, So I'm with the other two kids are sick.
Everything's going crazy. I ain't sleeping, and so I tell
the eight year old, well, strip that bed down, throw
it in the wash. Right. The next day they tell
the roommate, Daddy made me strip my own bed and
put it in the wash. Wow. The roommate is now
recommending couples therapy again for me to again for me
(19:54):
to work out whatever issues I have. I don't know,
why don't you tell her that you'd like to go
with the another couple, like like somebody else. I told
her to talk to her friends that weren't hippies and
get some recommendations because I'm not crazy strip a bed.
She's a toddler, thank you. But if she's sick, then
(20:17):
I don't want her to strip the bed. Why not
because she's sick, so she's sick of a bed? No,
if she's under the weather, Okay, you're eight year old.
I don't understand. If she's sick, she shouldn't be stripping
the bed and taking it downstairs and putting in She was.
She was watching TV and I was in bed and
(20:37):
I was like, wait, you puked in your bed? She
was like yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I was like, go strip that ship and throw I
do respect her just leaving it and going.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna go in here. I was like, where'd
you throw up? And she was like in the bed.
I was like, well you better strip that now. Did
your wife come back from Los Angeles? She's back and
she's leaving again. She's going to Canada. Why Taylor Swift
Toronto tonight. Yeah. Wow, she's going to Taylor Swift concert. Wow,
(21:06):
that's my fault.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, this is the game.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
We talked about Travis Kelcey Buffalo. So I decided not
to go because I don't want to. Well, maybe my
ticket away. Maybe you should go why to be with
your wife?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
No thanks, you'd prefer.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That sounds add a Taylor Swift concert? Come on, man,
oh my god, it sounds The only other thing that
would be better than that is not going going to
a del in Las Vegas. I would do that. I
would go to adle in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, I love
a Dell. Yeah, I love her. She can belt.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Aren't those tickets like more expensive than they.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Should they should be? Yeah, I mean she's a machine. Yeah,
it's a residency. Okay, what else you got do?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
So these next three are all two unit bets. Then
I'm trying to make.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Up some ground. So you've got to go to therapy
just because you said to the eight year old, she
was like, I'll find a therapist on our insurance. Like
for what?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Dang?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Because I told that fucking eight. Well, there's probably other
things attached. Oh yeah, sure, I mean, but give me
a break, dude. There's some hippie bullshit. This is some
nice parenting, gentle parenting bullshit that I don't agree with.
She seems pretty normal considering her who brought her up.
(22:22):
She is, but that doesn't mean and then your upbringing normal.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Works like a charm.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, all right, go do damn we are sidetracked here today. Continue.
I got other things to do, say the sidetracks therapy.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, she's going to miss an appointment, all right, Dan.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I don't know how many Okay, dramatic, I've had.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
One point three.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I got two units on two lane minus seven against
Navy to Lane is a force. They beat the shit
out of Temple last week. That's free money. And speaking
of Temple, I've got two units on FAU plus two
and a half against Temple. And then I'm going two
units on Tennessee plus ten against Georgia. My initial inclination
was to take Georgia after that lost to Little Miss,
(23:18):
but ten is a lot and they haven't proven anything
to me.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Uh shay nfl. Yeah, seventeen seventy six plus four and
a half Saints plus one against the Jamis Winstons. And
then I got the fight in Hyahuasca's laying four against
the Colts. Yeah, I know, I know, Kirk Cousins plus
two and a half taking advantage of the sadness that
is in Denver. And then I got my favorite team
(23:43):
in the NFL outside of the Cowboys, the Fighting Harbass
Lane one and a half against the Bengals. Yeah, anybody
betting on the boxing? Oh yes, all right, we'll get
back to that. By the way, I did meet Ray,
the famous bar owner. Oh I raised, yeah, right, yeah, yeah,
what's you like? Normal? Nice? But he said that he's
(24:05):
not there when Larry goes to Ray's Ray isn't there?
Does that sound right?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Larry, Well, he's there, but he says I'm there more
than he is.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh that's okay, that's what it was. Okay, Yeah, he
came up. He goes, hey, I'm Ray, and I go
I'm damn. He goes no, No, I like I own
Rays And I go, oh, well that's convenient. Your name's Ray.
And then he goes, yeah, Larry goes to my bar.
I go, oh, Ray, okay.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
And Larry always orders milk and twn a sandwich.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Yeah, okay, so go ahead, Ler, okay, I have Well
I added two things on Ray. Did you get my
two anytime touchdown scores for the tonight's game?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Uh? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I didn't put him in there because Barkley's like minus
two ninety, so I assumed you were just gonna.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Have me take that out.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Good point, what's what's hurt?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
I'll get that for you in two seconds.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Okay, don't worry about them right now. I'll go with
my picks and we'll come back to that. I'm going
against the Jets because they screwed me last week in
my Lock of the Week with the Jets, and no,
like I did with the argument, I'm just going to
take my Colts getting four. I got the Jags getting
fourteen from the Lions, and.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
You get thirteen.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Thirteen.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, yeah, you get thirteen and you get mac Jones too.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I'll take the three.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
That actually doesn't make as much of a difference as
I think it once did.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Continue, I'll take the Ravens minus the three against the Steelers, Bills,
the Bills minus two and a half against the Chiefs.
Chiefs aren't going undefeated. I think here's your loss, and
then I want I can't bet against Chase Cowboys anymore
because he's too depressed. I can hear change your seats
in the bed period eight year old daughter Pace. So
(25:57):
I'm gonna bet the over in that game, just so
I say, and I can be rooting on the same
side over forty two.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
And Jalen Hurts minus one fifteen to Scory. I'm assuming
you want to keep.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
That yeah on Jalen Hursts anytime touchdown score.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Thanks, I'm I'm not hanging up. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh, thank you for one for no, just go ahead.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Oh okay, Dylan, thank you, No, thank you, Larry, No,
thank you Dylan. All right, So I got two units
the Pack minus five and a half against the Bears.
This one's a tail as old as time, just beating
the ship out of the Bears in Chicago. I've also
got the Colts plus four against the Jets. I think
(26:46):
the Jets are in death spiral fully mode, Bengals plus
one and a half against the Chargers, and I've got
a little touchdown score parlay do yeah, raheem, raheem, Mostert
fuck you, Tony Pollard and Ricky Piersoll all to score.
(27:07):
What's that pay plus twenty one hundred? That would put
me squarely back in the mix.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Then okay? Uh bad? Larry. Do you have a bet
on the fight Jake Paul and Mike Tyson.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I don't bet six, guy, that's fight.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's got to be fixed it is.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, for sure, I do not have a bet on it.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, that's fine, all right, you can go if you
want to Larry, because these.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Guys, I'm enjoying the car right, friends, get it around.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yes, Ray, Larry one o'clock.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
How old are you again, Larry?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
How old am I?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Fifty seven?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
So this is funny. Mike Tyson's fifty eight. Jake Paul
is twenty seven. So that's me fighting Larry. That's what
we're talking about here.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
We should do that.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's Claire.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
You take Claire.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
There's no way, Oh, strength that goes. Maybe one round,
not a boxing match, an all out park a lot.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, his new team. No, that's fine, flesh, he's going
to be favoring his the whole time, covering up.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The whole time.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Shots and Ray would pound him. I would knock Larry
out in one round. No, yes, let's let's do it.
Let's do yeah, one one liver shot and.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
In the parking lot studio.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
No, no, no, I mean no, dance too liable for that.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Across the street, Okay, can do one one set, Yeah,
we can do that. If Larry dies over there, then
I'm Larry, Larry, if we set up a ring in
student funeral would be a party.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Would you box fighting?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Okay, Ray, I'm sixty seven, I was born in nineteen
fifty seven, and I still got We'll play a game
of caps and then we'll then we'll box fight.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
You're sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
That's that's worse that I still take you.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah, and that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Like the lasts, like the.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Jet, Larry, You're never get up here, and I'll never.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Put on gloves.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I give Larry his left hand can have brass knuckles
on it.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
I'd let you wear no no glove on the right hand,
and I would still beat you.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Larry.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
I got faith in you right Well, you did you
lock yourself in the gym since I met you?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Actually he didn't.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I know you didn't.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
He did lock himself in his room this morning, in
his bedroom.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That's true. That was bad. Okay, bat Larry. If you do,
I'll set it up. I'll get gloves and we'll let
you guys box. But Ray's Ray is gonna own you.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Okay you can think that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh no, I'll bet it.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Then let's do it. Yeah, we'll I'll bet we'll make
up a line I'll put up five grind.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Damn well, just fucked the whole book up.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
That just movie, just got mood. That's all the action
on the whole Fight.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Winter Winter, Winter Take On. Okay, okay, which fun.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Wait, I'll fight Larry for a thousand.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, but I might take Larry.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
I might come up there and kick everyone. Now you
guys are fishing me off.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Wow, easy there. Okay, are you betting on the box?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I am.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I'm betting on the boxing because it is fixed. I'm
gonna take Jake Paul to be knocked down and then
win plus six fifty because that's good for team. Do
you think it's scripted that he gets knocked down Mike
Tyson against Mike Tyson. Oh yeah, and then I got
fight won't go the distance? Minus one ninety, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I've got one. I've got a Tyson knockdown and Paul
to win by decision. That's plus five point fifty. Wow,
similar boat as checks. I mean, there's no way that
it's not fix. It's the whole thing is fake.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Still, uh, you don't want any piece of that, right Larry.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
These things are shut. These units are going to be
separate from the football.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, and so is the
high school football.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Is there anything like Tyson knocks him down in the
first round, anything like that knockout the end the fight
because I think Jake, I think it's fixed for Jake
Paul for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Now keep in mind, these are eight rounds, two minutes per.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Round, two minute rounds. I think I think Tyson comes
out and floors him and then he gets up and
it's a great comeback for Jake, just like you guys
want Ray to be, Like, I'm just knock Ray out
in that first round and he's probably I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Larry, when we played horse, you wouldn't even let me
shoot a three pointer because you couldn't make the You
couldn't shoot the basketball.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
I can't I can't reach that for us.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
True, and you're gonna knock me out. You can't throw
a basketball.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He can reach your didn't throw a golf ball one
hundred yards. I'm sure I don't want an actual program.
No holds bar Larry to the throat of Ray. Yeah,
Ray is going to own bad Larry, not without an
eye ball. Larry gets in there like a fucking round, Hi.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Larry immediately goes for the nut cat.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Eye. We're just gonna box Jersey.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Larry's gonna walk into the ring and throw a full
beer exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That'd be the only way to knock him out.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Hit it with a cue ballot.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
We've done everything that we can do. We went way
too long. I don't know what we accomplished. Then we
could keep going, you, Larry.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
I want I want one unit on a knockdown in
the first round.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
By Mike Mike Tyson knockdown.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Mike Tyson knocks down.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, okay, all right, Well anybody have to oh Shay
and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcasts that exists.
Your wife will not be on that podcast anytime soon. Never. No,
she's a hater.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
She might not be back in the continental United States
anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, I don't think she comes back in two days.
Who who's she going to meet up there? A whole
group of people are going, No, the whole No, it's
a bunch of like Fairfield County, like you know, okay,
nothing like that, not your crowd. Nothing cool.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I was like, I'm good, thanks, fun. So you're gonna
be taking care of the kid. Does she trust you
taking care of the kids? If she thinks you need
to go to their annie and ship too.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
So would they stay with them if you went, would
then nanny just be Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Why didn't the nanny fixed the puke in the bed.
It was at night, nanny ate their night. Danny, Well,
just wait till the morning.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
He's going to leave it.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Your eight year old sleeping in your bed. She woke
me up. I mean it was nasty. I was like,
clean this ship up. I don't know why this is so.
I don't know how it's controversial. I don't get it.
I really don't get it. She's four. I mean the
four year old puke too. I didn't have a four
year old strip the fucking bed. I stripped the bed.
I took care of that, like eight year old. Okay,
At one point, do you say you stripped the bed,
(33:46):
like when you're five four and a half seven and
you can read and do like math, Yeah, you're stripping
the bed.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Her dad can't do math.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
So if it's like forty eight plus seventy two and
you can figure that out, the bed never. I never
picked in the bed. That's rookie shit. Ever, I make
myself to the toilet. You do, yeah, absolutely, Okay, it's easy.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
In the toilet or around it, No, in the to.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Come on, dude, I'm gonna do this as I was thirteen,
I can.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Okay, what about when you were thirteen in the toilet?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I'm a grown up. Okay, Bad Larry, Yeah, I did
like three weeks ago. Bad Larry.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Once again, well done with the reception. Congratulations and good
luck to everybody, and we'll do it again next week.
And Dan Patrick takes again
Gambling was something that I did.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
This is Dan Patrick takes a gamble.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
One of my bookies died at the Kitchen Table, a
podcast vehicle for Dan to talk about his love of gambling.
One bet, another bet, another bet.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Without doing the actual gambling.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
You're a coward. It's easy to have a scapegoat and
now joined by Bad Larring, Shayan Irving and Dylan the
Graphics Got I have friends.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Here's Dan Patrick.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
So you were I've dated several strippers yeah, okay, yeah,
but love them, Like what's your wrap? So when you
go to the titty bar, you do not buy a
dance at all. Drink yeah, no, sure, order food, drink
whatever you want to do. Do not pay for lap dances.
That's beneath you. You just talked to them about how
mad they are at their dad, how much better their
(00:54):
life could be with you.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
What time their shifted chili starts the next day?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yeah, and then you know how they're studying to be
a dental hygiens and all other shit.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
You know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, But to me, a stripper is an actor. That's it.
She's an actor. She's just like Hollywood. She's saint being
discovered it she's putting on a show. She has a
stage name, right, just like an actor name. She's faking
it for everybody else. And then you get to know
her and she's like, you know, all I want to
do is be loved, and you're like, yeah, because your
(01:24):
dad didn't. Wow, So I'm here for you. I think.
The last time I went gosh has to be twenty
five years ago. And it was the Cheetah Three in
Atlanta and a woman said she could see my soul
through my blue eyes. I had have married her. And
she was from Kentucky. Yeah, yeah, wve is married, wive
(01:46):
is married. Yeah, I'm still married. That's a divorce. Yeah,
but she's yeah, she said I can see your soul
through your blue eyes.
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Oh man.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
And I said, I would have worked on me. I said,
what's it look like?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Crack?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
And she but she was from Kentucky. I love her.
And then I said, well, I'm from Ohio and she goes,
yeah you are. And then I went with Rob Dibble
and because Rob Dibble said we got to go to
a strip joint, I said I won't go, but I'm got,
you know, thirty minutes. That's it. No, I didn't want
to stay in there. Why not because I can't be
(02:25):
seen there. Yeah, okay, no, no, no, Man of the people, Dan, thirty.
It was thirty minutes. And then he he was doing well,
he was socializing. I used to live at the Titty Bar, Daddy. Yeah,
I was. I was there three four days a week.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
I'm kind of out unless I'm like blackout drunk.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
No, it's a good spot to hang out if they
got good food. I'm talking about a strip club without
a pole, a gentleman's club. Okay, it's more of a bar,
a bar with titties. Okay, but isn't all. Aren't all
bars bars with no they take the well, they still
have them, Yeah, but they take it bad, Larry. Last
(03:05):
time you went to a gentleman's club a long, long.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
Time ago, Dan. Okay, we've had this conversation before we left.
We left Mohamma's Park with a friend of mine and
he had never been, so we took him the.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Old he had never been. Okay, Uh, I'd like to say,
and once again, welcome to the podcast already in progress.
Bad Larry did wonderful at his daughter's wedding. It was great, Larry.
I thought so much of that venue I called the
next day and thanked the manager for the incredible performance
(03:45):
by his entire staff. No ship, yeah, Dan, it was.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
That's all they do was weddings, and it was pretty impressible.
We had a blast. They didn't miss a step.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Everything was perfect, dance floor pack the entire night. They
had un believable appetizer to start. They had like a
tequila bar, They had oysters, they had that big this
is it was well well done. All right, lair, where
the fucking go? Dude, larry A?
Speaker 5 (04:14):
Yeah, someone did I miss you singing a song?
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I did what Wait?
Speaker 5 (04:21):
People told me? Yeah, I said Dan sing every once
in a while. I know he does that. I said
that he have a microphone. He said, yeah, he was
up on stage with the band. Yeah, I grab where
I was or how I missed that?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I grabbed the bass player's microphone and sany what did
you sing? I have no idea? Oh my god, yeah,
I have no idea.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I totally missed that. And I god, I wish.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
I didn't three six Mafia or something project project Yes,
la r yes, Ray.
Speaker 4 (04:49):
Did you do the classic Dan Patrick point when you sang?
Because you always always pointed out when you're singing.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
No, I don't think I did that, but I think
once the song ended, I said, give it up for
this grant fucking great band and everybody. It was like
wedding crashers when you know, Will Ferrell's out there dancing.
But it was Larry gave a great speech, really great speech.
(05:17):
It was. It was brief, it was it was not
emotional because he didn't cry, but it was it was
well done, Larry. You did a great job. He really did.
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Thank you, Dan.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
That was written from twelve till two in the morning
the night before, and I was I gotta admit I
was definitely worried about it before I wrote it. You know,
what are you going to say? And in front of them,
you know, two hundred and fifty people, I was a
little worried about it.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
No, you did great. You did great. And I met
your wife's sister, So now I understand the yeah, the
three Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
I did you had you had met her before, Dan,
at knowl I did.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
I did, but you know she I'd looked at her
differently now after knowing you guys are on the road
all the time, you know, sharing a hotel room.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
And pharmaceuticals, yes, and ambient. Wait, Dan, how did the
how did the Larry's new chompers looking pert look great?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Oh, teeth look great.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
Shout out to my boy Doc who didn't.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Get invited to the wedding. And by the way, the
number of people every guy who was there from Jersey
listens to this podcast, Oh wow, every every guy understand
that the Dennis discourse we've had over the less.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Look, I'm I'm I'm more impressed with every one of
the Irish guys wanted to meet you.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
These guys they were from Donegal, Donegal, and then I said, no,
it's pronounced Danegal. And then they were like, no, it's Donegal,
and I go, it's Danegal. And then they didn't get
my sense of you. My wife goes hunt. They don't
get your sense of humor. I said, they will buy
at the end of the night Hunt They didn't. Yeah,
(07:02):
but tried. They were great. You know you're never cheated. No, no,
they did not get cheated. And uh, this a good time,
good times. Uh. But Larry was proud of you, and
Larry was you know, pretty well behaved. No crying for Larry. Nope,
you might have teared up.
Speaker 5 (07:21):
And not much drinking. Uh yeah, the so the after
party was back at another barn spring like and as
I was like the first one to leave, Not that
I was drunk or I was tired, but the plastic
shoes I had on, yeahstic I should have been a
(07:42):
check and brought a second pair of shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, like flip flops like you always wear.
Speaker 3 (07:47):
I feel like if you're if you have to do
any sort of speaking, you have to recalibrate your drinking schedule.
Compared to like a normal.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Wedding, Well, Larry was like a grown up. Larry acted
like a grown up and I haven't seen.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
That, that's first time.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Yes, yeah, he was mature, grown up.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
He was attentive, stayed away from I stayed away from
the guys doing the frog on the floor on the
floor of the dance. But we do that at all
are the children's weddings. But at my own daughter's wedding,
I decided not to do that.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Smart. Did you see that, Dan, Yeah, I saw him
sliding across the floor. That's how somebody loses their front teeth,
you know, and their brand notes or right, my brother,
we piled on my brother at his wedding. We broke
his ribs, no ship. Yeah, he went on his honeymoon
with broken ribs like football pile. That marriage didn't last. Okay,
here we go. Larry uh put up a zero last week, a.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Pretty pedestrian six and six damp.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
But now okay with the wedding, Oh my god, you
got it. Okay, never mind Larry's plus seven Dylan minus
twenty three and a half. You won one unit last week? Yeah,
you missed on the money line.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
That was I mean, so fuck last week I swore
off fading Indiana and the Iowa under and Michigan covered
against Indiana Iowa underhit. And then my big bet was
the Broncos money like that was just like I was, like,
the gods are that?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
But look at who was the big winner last week.
Shaye and Irving plus nine units domination. You're up plus
eleven and a half and now leading this threesome easily.
The Diego Pavi Award goes to bad Larry went one
in four on the NFL lost his Jets bet against
(09:38):
the Cardinals after saying it was a.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Lot famous last words. Yeah, if you say it's a lock,
you should almost just automatically hammer the other side.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
By the way, who owes Sammy p an apology here
after bashing his picks. I would say that I do
because Sammy p went on a fourteen to three run.
He's now back to plus three units. So maybe we
could have Sammy on again.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
You could also argue that maybe you were the catalyst.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
Motivation could be a great run. Yeah, because I thought
Sammy was just giving us shitty picks on purpose, and
then I realized that he wasn't, So say I love
Sammy Pick. He loves you, Danny. Yeah, what's his podcast?
Chicken dinner? Chicken dinner? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Okay, you know, I just I realized, like three days
a guy is like, oh Winter Winter chicken dinner.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
I didn't put that together.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Well, that's the whole point is what's your chicken dinner?
I just thought.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I was like, it's a random name.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Aren't you supposed to have the highest IQ in the building.
That's I just good at math. I'm not going to
mapth you're better at math than me.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Because I answered the question, you didn't even answer them.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
I didn't know you would get deducted points for not answer.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
Have you ever that any test ever? You're like, oh,
he didn't answer it. Point or zero.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I think one of the SATs or acts don't negate points.
Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah yeah, Ray, So what it actually is is if
you get it wrong, you get more like points off
than if you skip it still get points on.
Speaker 3 (11:05):
Is that I think that's the SAT but fixed it.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Well I'm older than that, So all right, let me
look and see recap anything worth recapping. Yeah, I got
a recap, Danny, not a recap. I have a future prediction.
Oh oh okay. Texas high school football playoffs start this
week six A and five A. I have got from
news on the ground. I have a friend of mine
(11:29):
who is an actual ref in Texas high school football.
We've got some predictions. Waites, He is he fixing shit? No? Wow,
you said, would you be smirches character like that?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Danny, Texas high school football ref fixing games?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Dan six A. I want north Shore De Soto and
South Lake A little cop hell plus four fifty five
A South o'cliff. That's for you, Marvin all the Dallas
all black school, Yeah, super black that Dallas. Yeah yeah,
well it's that it's south of Dallas black. I mean yeah,
(12:06):
I mean like they're segregated. It's just the other way
like them Carter High like Carter Yeah, less felons, but
Carter High. Uh, that story is crazy lights. Yeah, it's true.
It's one hundred percent true. They kicked down the door
of a gas station with guns to the head of
the fucking anyway.
Speaker 6 (12:25):
They had D one scholarships, ones going to Tennessee, that
one was going to Georgia, everyone except Jesse Armstead. Jesse
Armstead was like, Nope, you're.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Going to rob somebody. You might as well be a
D one athlete because you have to be physically powerful
and you have to be able to run. So I
don't blame the kids for branching out. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Wait, but they came from they came from two parent households. Yeah,
that is the I'm sorry, that is the that that
nothing pisses me off. I worked at an alternative high
school and we would yeah, we would have kids that
came in and like, oh man, my dad, you have
a dead I should.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
He loves you and he wants you to do well.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Fucking asshole. Right, he wants me to do right him?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Whoa whoa?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Okay, all right, so you're you're betting on high school football? Yeah, okay,
you got some futures for high school football? We're good. No,
we can put the notes.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
Yeah, but where are you finding lines on these dark dark?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Well? No, Dallas bookies all have lines on these.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Yeah, this is a phone call.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
This is a big business down there.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
Yeah, playing the Cowboys Stadium will be one of those
high school.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
I wonder what time they play, if they play in
the afternoon. What I mean, do we really have to
You don't have to. I just don't know why. I
don't know why he wouldn't put the curtains up. That's it,
because he forgot. He has that gene that men have
that they can never admit they're wrong. But he admits
(13:53):
he's wrong for post Malone. Why can't he admit he's
wrong for the NFL. He puts the curtains up for concerts,
but not for his flagship franch No, because this is
supposed to be a home field advantage, because nine games
played at home, right, sure, and then you have your
coach who doesn't take like he's supposed to have. Uh,
(14:14):
they should be going, Uh I know against the Son
Yeah they're going, they're going. So you win the point toss.
You have to know, all right, we want to go.
I'm a day right, no ship, But I mean, Mike McCarthy,
the only thing that's chirping on his watch is when
his next meal is exactly I mean, you're you're kind
of big guy too. I'm no cover girl. But I
(14:35):
also don't tell professional athletes what to do and when
to do it, so I can eat whatever the hell
I want. That son of a bitch can't even have
the discipline to stop eating Tho Zagnia on the second tray.
We don't. You don't even know that. Uh that's not
why are you Olivia? I'll fat shame all day. I
don't give a ship. I'll fast shame every day of
the week.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Maybe he's an old school and he uses the sun
as like a sun. Dial'll be like, oh to you.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Know what makes sense? If Mike mccarthur came out as
an alcoholic, I'd be like, oh, get it now, all right,
Yeah you have a problem. That makes sense. But if
you're just eating food, that's embarrassing. If you're drinking, no, no,
we're not. We're not doing I'm just saying if you're drinking,
I've lost thirty pounds since I quit drinking, thirty yeah,
I don't, but thirty pounds because I was drinking two
(15:19):
to three thousand calories a day.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
But it's also that when you're drunk, you just like
eat dog shit.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
And you probably weren't working out.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
No, he's not.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
Now, I was falling asleep at work, let alone working out.
How do you keep your job? I'm really good at it? Okay,
and I don't drink anymore, so they love me. Well,
why don't you get good at this? Wow? All right,
I said it.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
How's the work? Has your work production increase or decreased?
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Not drinking, I've increased dramatically. Yeah. How about we get
to the bets this week? All right? Okay, Jay, once
you give me your college football bets this week? All right? Fine,
And you didn't call in the last two weeks, so
you are you're true. No, I'm happy that you're not.
I'm happy you're not. We did, Yes, I didn't know
(16:08):
if you were, Okay, I assumed you were, but I
didn't hear from you for two weeks. I'm not on
the show, I know. But you know what, fuck the
sh sunshine, you know, let's just it's curtains for the cowboys. Wait,
what should have man Shack believes in his Cowboys. Shaq
said they're going to run the table. Damn Patrick, shut
(16:30):
the hell up. Okay, here we go. Chef college football
who cares? Nothing is real. Everything is a lie. Everything
you've been told is a lie. Jerry Jones a piece
of shit. Wait, you want me to help you with
your picks while you add lib here? I'm not ad libbing.
I'm just depressed. Why you had a great week last week?
Speaker 2 (16:51):
So what?
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Who cares about the Cowboys? We move on, We move
them on. Okay, road Runners laying one and a half
against the Denton Cowboy I got the Lobos. I had
them plus twelve, but there Rebecca Lobos, Central Avenue ABQ
plus ten and a half against Wazoo. Okay, this is
(17:15):
the one bet I love, so I'm sure it'll lose it.
LSU laying four at Gainesville. That's a tricky one. I
know it's a tricky one. I don't think Floura is
good at all.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Kansas last Week's any indications of that?
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yeah? This whole season, dude, Jayhawks plus two and a
half against the Mormons. They got the Turps. It's five
and a half now, I got them at three, Okay,
turps laying five and a half against Rutgers Kansas State
is eight was seven and a half when I hit
it versus the herpegonosyphial aides. Yeah, I don't know, bad Larry, Okay.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
I wont Utah getting the ten and a half or eleven.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
I'm gonna give you eleven and a half, Larry.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
And a half, thank you, Utah. I want Illinois minus
to three against Michigan State. I want Notre Dame minus
at twenty two and a half against Virginia. I want
the over in that game at fifty and.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
A half, okay.
Speaker 5 (18:15):
I want JMU minus three against Old Dominion. I want
Tennessee getting the nine and a half from Georgia. You
get ten, I get ten. Okay. And I agree with Shay.
I'm gonna add an LSU bet I like LSU minus sport.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Let's go a little bounce back, all right, Dylan, all right,
let's see.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
So my big dog of the week Utah money line
against the Buffs also underrated. Bad beat Utah against BYU
last week. Fucking bread, fucking penalty. I also and I
had this spread, but I bet Utah straight up too,
and that washing blow.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I thought Utah was gonna win.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, fuck yeah, the Battle of Utah.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Battle of civilization. You got those fundamentalists coming for your house.
I'll tell you what, would you have? Multiple wives? Uh No,
I can't handle it. One I got now gny, I'm
in deep shit. That's the roommate's been out of town.
So I've been solo with the three kids. They all got.
Speaker 7 (19:23):
Sick, all of them, some virus infection or some bullshit,
and they all vomited everywhere, all of them, and one
of the eight year olds, the eight year old, the
middle child, puked in her bed.
Speaker 1 (19:33):
Right, So I'm with the other two kids are sick.
Everything's going crazy. I ain't sleeping, and so I tell
the eight year old, well, strip that bed down, throw
it in the wash. Right. The next day they tell
the roommate, Daddy made me strip my own bed and
put it in the wash. Wow. The roommate is now
recommending couples therapy again for me to again for me
(19:54):
to work out whatever issues I have. I don't know,
why don't you tell her that you'd like to go
with the another couple, like like somebody else. I told
her to talk to her friends that weren't hippies and
get some recommendations because I'm not crazy strip a bed.
She's a toddler, thank you. But if she's sick, then
(20:17):
I don't want her to strip the bed. Why not
because she's sick, so she's sick of a bed? No,
if she's under the weather, Okay, you're eight year old.
I don't understand. If she's sick, she shouldn't be stripping
the bed and taking it downstairs and putting in She was.
She was watching TV and I was in bed and
(20:37):
I was like, wait, you puked in your bed? She
was like yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
I was like, go strip that ship and throw I
do respect her just leaving it and going.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna go in here. I was like, where'd
you throw up? And she was like in the bed.
I was like, well you better strip that now. Did
your wife come back from Los Angeles? She's back and
she's leaving again. She's going to Canada. Why Taylor Swift
Toronto tonight. Yeah. Wow, she's going to Taylor Swift concert. Wow,
(21:06):
that's my fault.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
Yeah, this is the game.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
We talked about Travis Kelcey Buffalo. So I decided not
to go because I don't want to. Well, maybe my
ticket away. Maybe you should go why to be with
your wife?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
No thanks, you'd prefer.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
That sounds add a Taylor Swift concert? Come on, man,
oh my god, it sounds The only other thing that
would be better than that is not going going to
a del in Las Vegas. I would do that. I
would go to adle in Vegas. Yeah, yeah, I love
a Dell. Yeah, I love her. She can belt.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
Aren't those tickets like more expensive than they.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
Should they should be? Yeah, I mean she's a machine. Yeah,
it's a residency. Okay, what else you got do?
Speaker 3 (21:48):
So these next three are all two unit bets. Then
I'm trying to make.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Up some ground. So you've got to go to therapy
just because you said to the eight year old, she
was like, I'll find a therapist on our insurance. Like
for what?
Speaker 3 (21:59):
Dang?
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Because I told that fucking eight. Well, there's probably other
things attached. Oh yeah, sure, I mean, but give me
a break, dude. There's some hippie bullshit. This is some
nice parenting, gentle parenting bullshit that I don't agree with.
She seems pretty normal considering her who brought her up.
(22:22):
She is, but that doesn't mean and then your upbringing normal.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Works like a charm.
Speaker 1 (22:29):
Okay, all right, go do damn we are sidetracked here today. Continue.
I got other things to do, say the sidetracks therapy.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
Yeah, she's going to miss an appointment, all right, Dan.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I don't know how many Okay, dramatic, I've had.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
One point three.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
I got two units on two lane minus seven against
Navy to Lane is a force. They beat the shit
out of Temple last week. That's free money. And speaking
of Temple, I've got two units on FAU plus two
and a half against Temple. And then I'm going two
units on Tennessee plus ten against Georgia. My initial inclination
was to take Georgia after that lost to Little Miss,
(23:18):
but ten is a lot and they haven't proven anything
to me.
Speaker 1 (23:22):
Uh shay nfl. Yeah, seventeen seventy six plus four and
a half Saints plus one against the Jamis Winstons. And
then I got the fight in Hyahuasca's laying four against
the Colts. Yeah, I know, I know, Kirk Cousins plus
two and a half taking advantage of the sadness that
is in Denver. And then I got my favorite team
(23:43):
in the NFL outside of the Cowboys, the Fighting Harbass
Lane one and a half against the Bengals. Yeah, anybody
betting on the boxing? Oh yes, all right, we'll get
back to that. By the way, I did meet Ray,
the famous bar owner. Oh I raised, yeah, right, yeah, yeah,
what's you like? Normal? Nice? But he said that he's
(24:05):
not there when Larry goes to Ray's Ray isn't there?
Does that sound right?
Speaker 5 (24:10):
Larry, Well, he's there, but he says I'm there more
than he is.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
Oh that's okay, that's what it was. Okay, Yeah, he
came up. He goes, hey, I'm Ray, and I go
I'm damn. He goes no, No, I like I own
Rays And I go, oh, well that's convenient. Your name's Ray.
And then he goes, yeah, Larry goes to my bar.
I go, oh, Ray, okay.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
And Larry always orders milk and twn a sandwich.
Speaker 5 (24:35):
Yeah, okay, so go ahead, Ler, okay, I have Well
I added two things on Ray. Did you get my
two anytime touchdown scores for the tonight's game?
Speaker 1 (24:48):
Uh? Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:48):
I didn't put him in there because Barkley's like minus
two ninety, so I assumed you were just gonna.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Have me take that out.
Speaker 5 (24:55):
Good point, what's what's hurt?
Speaker 4 (24:58):
I'll get that for you in two seconds.
Speaker 5 (25:00):
Okay, don't worry about them right now. I'll go with
my picks and we'll come back to that. I'm going
against the Jets because they screwed me last week in
my Lock of the Week with the Jets, and no,
like I did with the argument, I'm just going to
take my Colts getting four. I got the Jags getting
fourteen from the Lions, and.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
You get thirteen.
Speaker 5 (25:20):
Thirteen.
Speaker 1 (25:21):
Yeah, yeah, you get thirteen and you get mac Jones too.
Speaker 5 (25:27):
I'll take the three.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
That actually doesn't make as much of a difference as
I think it once did.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Continue, I'll take the Ravens minus the three against the Steelers, Bills,
the Bills minus two and a half against the Chiefs.
Chiefs aren't going undefeated. I think here's your loss, and
then I want I can't bet against Chase Cowboys anymore
because he's too depressed. I can hear change your seats
in the bed period eight year old daughter Pace. So
(25:57):
I'm gonna bet the over in that game, just so
I say, and I can be rooting on the same
side over forty two.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
And Jalen Hurts minus one fifteen to Scory. I'm assuming
you want to keep.
Speaker 5 (26:06):
That yeah on Jalen Hursts anytime touchdown score.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
Okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 5 (26:13):
Thanks, I'm I'm not hanging up. Thank you, guys.
Speaker 1 (26:16):
Oh, thank you for one for no, just go ahead.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (26:24):
Oh okay, Dylan, thank you, No, thank you, Larry, No,
thank you Dylan. All right, So I got two units
the Pack minus five and a half against the Bears.
This one's a tail as old as time, just beating
the ship out of the Bears in Chicago. I've also
got the Colts plus four against the Jets. I think
(26:46):
the Jets are in death spiral fully mode, Bengals plus
one and a half against the Chargers, and I've got
a little touchdown score parlay do yeah, raheem, raheem, Mostert
fuck you, Tony Pollard and Ricky Piersoll all to score.
(27:07):
What's that pay plus twenty one hundred? That would put
me squarely back in the mix.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Then okay? Uh bad? Larry. Do you have a bet
on the fight Jake Paul and Mike Tyson.
Speaker 5 (27:20):
I don't bet six, guy, that's fight.
Speaker 1 (27:22):
It's got to be fixed it is.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
Yeah, for sure, I do not have a bet on it.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
Okay, that's fine, all right, you can go if you
want to Larry, because these.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
Guys, I'm enjoying the car right, friends, get it around.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yes, Ray, Larry one o'clock.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
How old are you again, Larry?
Speaker 5 (27:40):
How old am I?
Speaker 1 (27:40):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (27:41):
Fifty seven?
Speaker 4 (27:42):
So this is funny. Mike Tyson's fifty eight. Jake Paul
is twenty seven. So that's me fighting Larry. That's what
we're talking about here.
Speaker 3 (27:48):
We should do that.
Speaker 1 (27:49):
It's Claire.
Speaker 2 (27:50):
You take Claire.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
There's no way, Oh, strength that goes. Maybe one round,
not a boxing match, an all out park a lot.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Yeah, his new team. No, that's fine, flesh, he's going
to be favoring his the whole time, covering up.
Speaker 1 (28:08):
The whole time.
Speaker 3 (28:09):
Shots and Ray would pound him. I would knock Larry
out in one round. No, yes, let's let's do it.
Let's do yeah, one one liver shot and.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
In the parking lot studio.
Speaker 4 (28:21):
No, no, no, I mean no, dance too liable for that.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Across the street, Okay, can do one one set, Yeah,
we can do that. If Larry dies over there, then
I'm Larry, Larry, if we set up a ring in
student funeral would be a party.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
Would you box fighting?
Speaker 5 (28:39):
Okay, Ray, I'm sixty seven, I was born in nineteen
fifty seven, and I still got We'll play a game
of caps and then we'll then we'll box fight.
Speaker 1 (28:51):
You're sixty seven.
Speaker 3 (28:52):
That's that's worse that I still take you.
Speaker 5 (28:55):
Yeah, and that's a lot.
Speaker 3 (28:59):
Like the lasts, like the.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Jet, Larry, You're never get up here, and I'll never.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Put on gloves.
Speaker 3 (29:04):
I give Larry his left hand can have brass knuckles
on it.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
I'd let you wear no no glove on the right hand,
and I would still beat you.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
Larry.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
I got faith in you right Well, you did you
lock yourself in the gym since I met you?
Speaker 3 (29:21):
Actually he didn't.
Speaker 1 (29:22):
I know you didn't.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
He did lock himself in his room this morning, in
his bedroom.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
That's true. That was bad. Okay, bat Larry. If you do,
I'll set it up. I'll get gloves and we'll let
you guys box. But Ray's Ray is gonna own you.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
Okay you can think that.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh no, I'll bet it.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
Then let's do it. Yeah, we'll I'll bet we'll make
up a line I'll put up five grind.
Speaker 1 (29:48):
Damn well, just fucked the whole book up.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
That just movie, just got mood. That's all the action
on the whole Fight.
Speaker 1 (29:58):
Winter Winter, Winter Take On. Okay, okay, which fun.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
Wait, I'll fight Larry for a thousand.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, but I might take Larry.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
I might come up there and kick everyone. Now you
guys are fishing me off.
Speaker 1 (30:17):
Wow, easy there. Okay, are you betting on the box?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
I am.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
I'm betting on the boxing because it is fixed. I'm
gonna take Jake Paul to be knocked down and then
win plus six fifty because that's good for team. Do
you think it's scripted that he gets knocked down Mike
Tyson against Mike Tyson. Oh yeah, and then I got
fight won't go the distance? Minus one ninety, Dylan.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
I've got one. I've got a Tyson knockdown and Paul
to win by decision. That's plus five point fifty. Wow,
similar boat as checks. I mean, there's no way that
it's not fix. It's the whole thing is fake.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Still, uh, you don't want any piece of that, right Larry.
Speaker 5 (30:58):
These things are shut. These units are going to be
separate from the football.
Speaker 1 (31:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, and so is the
high school football.
Speaker 5 (31:06):
Is there anything like Tyson knocks him down in the
first round, anything like that knockout the end the fight
because I think Jake, I think it's fixed for Jake
Paul for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
Now keep in mind, these are eight rounds, two minutes per.
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Round, two minute rounds. I think I think Tyson comes
out and floors him and then he gets up and
it's a great comeback for Jake, just like you guys
want Ray to be, Like, I'm just knock Ray out
in that first round and he's probably I don't know.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
Larry, when we played horse, you wouldn't even let me
shoot a three pointer because you couldn't make the You
couldn't shoot the basketball.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
I can't I can't reach that for us.
Speaker 3 (31:40):
True, and you're gonna knock me out. You can't throw
a basketball.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
He can reach your didn't throw a golf ball one
hundred yards. I'm sure I don't want an actual program.
No holds bar Larry to the throat of Ray. Yeah,
Ray is going to own bad Larry, not without an
eye ball. Larry gets in there like a fucking round, Hi.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Larry immediately goes for the nut cat.
Speaker 1 (32:07):
Eye. We're just gonna box Jersey.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Larry's gonna walk into the ring and throw a full
beer exactly.
Speaker 1 (32:16):
That'd be the only way to knock him out.
Speaker 3 (32:17):
Hit it with a cue ballot.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
We've done everything that we can do. We went way
too long. I don't know what we accomplished. Then we
could keep going, you, Larry.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
I want I want one unit on a knockdown in
the first round.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
By Mike Mike Tyson knockdown.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Mike Tyson knocks down.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
Yeah, okay, all right, Well anybody have to oh Shay
and Irving podcast wherever you get your podcasts that exists.
Your wife will not be on that podcast anytime soon. Never. No,
she's a hater.
Speaker 3 (32:47):
She might not be back in the continental United States
anytime soon.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Yeah, I don't think she comes back in two days.
Who who's she going to meet up there? A whole
group of people are going, No, the whole No, it's
a bunch of like Fairfield County, like you know, okay,
nothing like that, not your crowd. Nothing cool.
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (33:04):
I was like, I'm good, thanks, fun. So you're gonna
be taking care of the kid. Does she trust you
taking care of the kids? If she thinks you need
to go to their annie and ship too.
Speaker 3 (33:13):
So would they stay with them if you went, would
then nanny just be Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Why didn't the nanny fixed the puke in the bed.
It was at night, nanny ate their night. Danny, Well,
just wait till the morning.
Speaker 3 (33:23):
He's going to leave it.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
Your eight year old sleeping in your bed. She woke
me up. I mean it was nasty. I was like,
clean this ship up. I don't know why this is so.
I don't know how it's controversial. I don't get it.
I really don't get it. She's four. I mean the
four year old puke too. I didn't have a four
year old strip the fucking bed. I stripped the bed.
I took care of that, like eight year old. Okay,
At one point, do you say you stripped the bed,
(33:46):
like when you're five four and a half seven and
you can read and do like math, Yeah, you're stripping
the bed.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Her dad can't do math.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
So if it's like forty eight plus seventy two and
you can figure that out, the bed never. I never
picked in the bed. That's rookie shit. Ever, I make
myself to the toilet. You do, yeah, absolutely, Okay, it's easy.
Speaker 3 (34:08):
In the toilet or around it, No, in the to.
Speaker 1 (34:12):
Come on, dude, I'm gonna do this as I was thirteen,
I can.
Speaker 3 (34:14):
Okay, what about when you were thirteen in the toilet?
Speaker 1 (34:17):
I'm a grown up. Okay, Bad Larry, Yeah, I did
like three weeks ago. Bad Larry.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (34:27):
Once again, well done with the reception. Congratulations and good
luck to everybody, and we'll do it again next week.
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