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April 11, 2024 34 mins

After a stint of treating Tinder like Grindr, this week’s main dater, Kristianna is ready to turn to Abuelita for some grandmotherly guidance. In today’s episode we meet a poetic actor, a lover boy apocalypse prepper, and a family minded doctor-to-be. Our talented contestants make assumptions about each other and test out possible futures as wrestling maniacs; with wrestler names like “Heavenly Thighs” and “Thunder Tits”, it seems like they will have successful careers. Will Abuelita be able to find the wrestling partner Kristianna has dreamed of? 

 

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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Alida, I brought you a little drink you did?

Speaker 2 (00:10):
What did you bring me? You know that after five
pm my favorite drinks at Cadillac margarita, no salt on
the rocks.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Well, I didn't exactly bring you a margarita, although that
would have been a really good idea. But I did
bring you something a little different, a little HIPing hot
cup of l Oi.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's spilling over.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh that is so rid.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
So ready.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Welcome listeners.

Speaker 3 (00:38):
This is Date my Awalita first, where our extra ordinarily
Awilita Liana.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Plays matchmaker for our star main dater.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
She'll meet three hopeful contestants before choosing one of them
to go on a.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
One on one date with our main dater.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I am your host, Vigo Ortis alongside the Oh is
discerning Ailita, Liliana.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Then discerning, So happy to be here with you and
our contestants and especially our main dat are so ready.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Yes, me too, Me too. We have a we have
a special task this.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Week and what is that the task of finding love?

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Absolutely, But what is different about this week is that
our main dater started this season as a contestant, and
we loved her so much we had to.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Bring them back yes.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Remember Christiana, our free spirited life of the party contestant
from episode with Hannah.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
I love Christiana my new bodyguard.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Exactly exactly, so Yes, our main dater this week is Christiana.
Christiana was born and raised in la and works as
a director's assistant. At one point, Christiana was treating Tender
like grinder, and while she has slowed it down, they
are still looking for a connection that is fun and flirty.

(02:00):
In fact, Gristiana wants someone who she can wake up
in the morning and be greeted by a.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Body slamam bam.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
She is a Leo and if you have better tattoos
than her, they will be jealous. Welcome back our residence,
Leo lover, Cristiana, come on in.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
I'm so happy to be back. Thank you for having
me honestly.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Of course, of course.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, So now that you're a main dater, what should
Alwilita know about you?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
I don't consider myself a gamer, but I play a
lot of video games. Love to go outside, I love museums,
I love people, like introducing myself to people, meeting new people.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
I don't know, but ask me some questions. What do
you need to.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, so you said gamer, right, You're not much of
a gamer, but you like playing games. Do you want
to have someone that can sit down with you and
have a game match? What type of console do you
normally play at?

Speaker 4 (02:50):
I'm on Xbox. I carry around my switch with me.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, I'm not a gamer, but I play a lot
of video games.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
But it would be nice to be able to be
with someone that you can, yeah like me being in bed, or.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
At least like entertain the thought of like, oh I
watch you play, or like have you heard of this
twitch streamer or something like that, you know, like entertain
that hobby of mine.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
That would be cool, Okay, cute noted? What are you
looking for in a partner?

Speaker 5 (03:15):
I want to know that this person's like my friend
more than my lover mm hmm. But I think that
it plays into my only child syndrome, like all my
best friends moved away, So, like, you know, I'm looking
for that companion where it's like, here's what my day
looks like. Tell me about your day and then be
like oh my god, no, finish like what happened?

Speaker 4 (03:33):
What made you feel that way? Like how do we
make this better? Blah blah, blah.

Speaker 5 (03:36):
I don't want a teammate. I don't want a buddy.
I don't know how else to explain that. I want
a friend that I could tackle. I need a football coach.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
No, I'm kidding, okay, But in this buddy system and
friendship and all that, you're also looking for love.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
I would like love.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Yeah, I think the universe would like to show me
where where my lover's at?

Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah? For sure.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
When's the last time you've fallen in love?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I technically don't think I've ever been in love. Interesting,
I've loved, I've lost.

Speaker 5 (04:01):
But for me to say, like, no, I like was
in love with somebody, and I think somebody was in
love with me, I don't think I can.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
When it hasn't been the closest.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
When you've met someone and you're like, ooh, I feel
really aligned with this person.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
How did that feel in your body? How does that
feel in your heart?

Speaker 3 (04:14):
Uh?

Speaker 5 (04:15):
There was a situation and we broke up, and then
it took us a minute, and then we were friends
and we're like, eh, friendship doesn't really work.

Speaker 4 (04:23):
We don't like each other, if that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
But then they told me something and it broke my heart.
Like when people say that you can feel your heartbreak.
I was like, oh, I'm dying.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Like, oh yeah, I've yeah, I've been there.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Oh my god, I wouldn't wish that are my worst enemies.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
No, it's not great.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I've known her for six.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
Years and then we dated for two of those six
and it was like all of that went away.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
So it shattered me and to a feeling, I just
was like, oh my god, this is what people are
talking about.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
Like when you say, buddy, you're looking for someone that
you enjoy, whether or not your body slamming in a
wrestling way or in like a wrestling sexual way.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
You know, I mean both, Let's have one with it.
But like, you know, we know where this's going to
end up.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Do you see yourself with one person or multiple people
in a relationship.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
I think I can only give myself to one person emotionally.
I think I can only be like, Okay, what are
your needs? Oh god, okay, what are your needs?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah? What's what are your needs? I feel like I
can only do that with one person.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
What about being with people that are with other people
and like you're dating them, Like, what if you meet
somebody who's like dating somebody else?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
Like, how does that feel.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
I'm pretty sure I could do that because I do
that now. That's what dating is, you know, even if
I don't know about it. You know, at the end
of the day, you're like, Okay, cool, good night, and
then you know you're on the next phone call, which
is cool.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
It's off well and good. But let's have those conversations.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Let's be open and honest about those types of things,
you know, m M.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Tell me one thing, what is your biggest fear going
into a new relationship?

Speaker 4 (05:48):
I mean, honestly, heartbreak. Jesus, that thing hurt.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
It's totally valid to have this like fear of like
being broken hearted, but you are looking for like a
deeper connection. Yes, have you noticed any old patterns of yourself,
like not wanting to lean into vulnerability or like is
this something that has been mentioned to you in previous relationships?

Speaker 1 (06:05):
What have you.

Speaker 3 (06:05):
Learned from the past that you want to like change
in the future.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Communication is really important, but I think it's important for everybody.
But sometimes I feel like I over communicate, so my
vulnerability is always there.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
How does that look like? Like, how do you communicate?
How is it your community or your feelings or you
communicate things that are happening.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
How do you communicate it?

Speaker 5 (06:27):
I try to break it down first, why do you
feel this way?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
How did this start?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
And if you can explain it to yourself, then you
can explain it to somebody else. But sometimes people will
catch me right as it, like, oh, what's going on?
I'd be like just this morning, and then and then yesterday,
and like now and blah blah blah, like i put
my shoes on the wrong feet and now I'm walking different.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Like somebody would have to.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Kind of have to work with that only child recluseness,
where I need to figure this out before I give
you the information, because I'm not. I don't want to
give you the information, and now I'm taking it out
on you for sure.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah that's super important.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
Yeah, okay, So we hear that you value your alone time.
You said you know how to be alone and I'm
really good at it but also great socially. Now this
sounds really healthy and something that a lot of people
aspire to with this love of alone time. How do
you incorporate people into your life and strike a balance.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Oh, that's a solid question.

Speaker 5 (07:20):
I think it would have to be a conversation, right,
like I would have to be open and honest and
just being like, it's not that you're clinging, it's not
that you're smothering me.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
It's not that you're too much in my presence.

Speaker 5 (07:31):
It's just I might need to be alone for a minute,
even if it's just going I gotta go on a
walk by myself. I got to like, you know, I
don't go to the gym, but I'll pretend I gotta
go to the gym for forty mines, you.

Speaker 4 (07:40):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
You know, I'm gonna go to the park and like
lay down for twenty minutes, Like I just need to
recenter myself because if I've only had me, so now
that I also have you, I have.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
To center myself to be present for you. Does that
make sense?

Speaker 2 (07:55):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
That makes absolute sense to me. Yes.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
I had to ask you got to explain this to
me because I didn't understand it. You said you used
tender like grinder.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
What is that I'm putting in ten tooes down on
that one? I meant it.

Speaker 5 (08:12):
I would just kind of put myself out there on
Tinder just being like, I'm not looking for anything else.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
I'm at this bar.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
If you're lonely I'm lonely, you know, my apartments across
the street.

Speaker 4 (08:21):
Like, what's how you feeling? And some people were feeling it.
Some people were just like, how dare you?

Speaker 5 (08:25):
And I'm like, yeah, that's cool too, But you know,
I swept wry it on everybody and whoever answered, I
was just like, how you feeling bad?

Speaker 2 (08:31):
I should try that?

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Give to go.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
So tell me what is it that you learned from
that time, from the tender like grinder time? What did
you learn?

Speaker 6 (08:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Are you still practicing it?

Speaker 4 (08:45):
No? No, no, I'm much better, much better. I mean
hearing horror stories and I was part of people's horror
stories or it's like, you know, I felt bad if
anybody was in that time frame and you're listening to this,
I do.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Sincerely apologize, But you know, I've learned that not everybody
who's in the same headspace as I am during the
time that I'm in those headspaces, and I have to
be very honorable and very respectful of other people and
in their time. I mean, you know, I would set
up tender dates and then not show up.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
That's messed up. I wasn't great, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
So I feel like I'm a lot more respectful in
that sense.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Hell's yeah, off the dating app, so nobody has to
worry about me. Okay, I'm not out here anymore.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Okay, you're here now, though, and we are excited to
find you someone that you can connect to with. Then
you can show up into that date too and be like, hey,
you need a body. Slam well, Christianna, thank you so
very much. As always, we'll say goodbye to you for
a little little while, but I think Leiana is ready
to find you somebody who's silly and genuine and yeah,

(09:51):
I think it's time to meet our contestins.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
We'll be back after the break.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
Welcome back to Maya Wani the first.

Speaker 3 (10:03):
All right, let's start with Claire. Claire is a writer
turned med student and octogenarian matchmaker. Claire turned a stint
working and nursing homes mid pandemic into a full blown
career journey.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
To becoming a ductor.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
She is a goober for a goober and is looking
for that kind, caring, special someone who wants to settle down.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Hello, claireycome welcome. And next we have Tiffany.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Tiffany is a twenty eight year old actor who is
ready to nerd out about plans, and we are just
talking about identifying you your run of the mal posthosh,
we are talking about genus and species. She grew up
in Miami, Florida in a Belizian Jamaican home and their
go to Karaokisan is Bohemian repsody, they say, his theater

(10:58):
kidding them anyway, welcome to any.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Yes, amazing. And finally we have Show Wheat.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Show Wheat is a twenty nine year old who is
currently partnered and practices solo polyamory.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I'm very curious, total more curious than.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
He loves the ocean and is often thinking about how
people are preparing for the apocalypse, don't we all. They're
even a preparer of themselves, so am I. They're very
creative and crafty and are hoping to learn more about
fiber arts, native plants and tree identification, birds and rock
formations this year.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
That's quite nice.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
They believe in forming relationships because they are life sustaining
and not because anyone feels obligated to another.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
We're so glad to have you, Show Wheats.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, hello, Hello, I think I have my work cutout
for me now. Oh, you absolutely have good your beautiful
human beings. Yeah, somebody gave me the cleanics.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Al Right, I love it. Let's get things started with
an ice breaker. I love this game. We want to
see how well you all read people. So in this
game of a thumbshunps, you three will be asked to
make an assumption about one of your fellow contestants, and

(12:16):
they will tell you in a spy they or a
nice way if you are right or wrong. For example,
I might say, Lena, I'm going to assume you have
at least two pairs of sexy lingerie, not used lately.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
But you do that, I do. I'm talking got it
ride anyway. That is the game. So let's get started.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Claire, why don't you start us off by making an
assumption about Tiffany.

Speaker 7 (12:45):
Oh my gosh, I'm gonna assume you have cried over
two aquarians.

Speaker 4 (12:53):
That is super.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Specific, very specific.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
How does that come about?

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Funny enough?

Speaker 8 (12:58):
Not aquarians, but in the water family.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
That was impressive. Okay, Tiffany. Now make an assumption about
Show eat.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Okay, Show. I assume that you're a very great plant parent.
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 6 (13:18):
Wow, No, I give plant parents, and it's a lie.
I really struggle with daily tasks, which is what plants need.
So I think of myself as like a seed bomber,
like I let the grow seeds around and hope the
earth takes care of it because I will.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Sh What are you assuming about, Claire?

Speaker 6 (13:37):
Claire?

Speaker 4 (13:38):
You're giving me big extrovert energy. I feel like.

Speaker 6 (13:41):
When you're out and about your talking to people, I
just get that vibe like if you like somebody's thing,
I feel like you would come up to them and
talk to them.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Yeah, you got me.

Speaker 7 (13:51):
Someone's wearing something fun or not cool, or makeup.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
I can't do makeups. When someone does make up, I'm like,
I love you.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
That's freaking amazing.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
How about one of you making an assumption about Vico.

Speaker 9 (14:05):
Oh god, Claire, that you have so many striped shirts,
like there's just every color.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
I don't have that many striped shirts, Claire, but that
was close. I do have a lot of pattern shirts.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
Though.

Speaker 2 (14:23):
Let's go for I will eat that. Throw one and
I will eat that. How about shall we?

Speaker 6 (14:27):
I feel like similar extravert energy, but it's also giving,
like caretaking, Like I imagine you as a caretaker, someone
who very considerate and sweet and always reaching out to
folks and kind of intuitive in that way. So that's
what I would give an assumption for you.

Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah, unless you make me mad.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
That is really nice.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Okay, so we got Claire and we got shall we Tiffany?
Make an assumption about both of us, like, make an
assumption of like both of us as a collective, like
as like a unit.

Speaker 8 (15:00):
I'm gonna go ahead and assume that when you first
met you matched instantly. It was like I like this one.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
We suggest that you watch episode one of season one. Oh,
you listen to it because it's very interesting how we met.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Yeah, our origin story is pretty particular.

Speaker 8 (15:24):
I'm also super bad at making assumption.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
But you were very close.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
You did Grede though you did Grede. Though, this is
a good time. Should we just still move on to
game No. One else?

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
Great.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
So we need to know a little bit more about
each of you before Awaita decides who will be moving
on to the final date. This game is inspired by
our main dater, and here's a little intel about her.
If you are our.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Lucky chosen contestant, you might find yourself waking up next
door maindator on.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
She wants to be greeted by a body slam. So
they're looking to have fun with someone who could also
be a really good wrestling partner.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
So let's call this game tech the can Moon. And
we're looking.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
For your WWE wrestler name, tagline, and your best grunt,
you know, the grunt that the crowd knows you by.
And because I'm so generous, here's mine. I think that
my wrestling name will be and my tagline has something

(16:42):
to do with knives and knife play. So I will
think of something brilliant soon. But and asked to do
with that, and my grunt maybe like something like that. Yeah,
like a little nice little rolldar. Anyway, that's my pitch.
I hope the main dater like that. All right, Tiffany,

(17:05):
take us away. What's your wrestling name? Give us a rundown?

Speaker 8 (17:08):
Okay, so I think my wrestling name would be something
like Heavenly thighs.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I'm sorry? Was that thighs?

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (17:18):
Wow? Wow?

Speaker 9 (17:21):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
What's the signature move for that one?

Speaker 2 (17:24):
I'm very curious that leg body slam exactly.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
The signature move is a live body.

Speaker 8 (17:30):
It gets you in a headline.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Yes, yes, yes, the visual is a bit much right now?

Speaker 7 (17:37):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (17:38):
I think the visual.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I think the visual is just it's a perfect right,
it's just right.

Speaker 4 (17:43):
It's a good time.

Speaker 8 (17:46):
My tagline would probably be something along the lines.

Speaker 4 (17:49):
Of I'm gonna punish.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
You, okay, and we're talking nasty here.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
Yeah, this is great, No, I'm gonna need a fan.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
Grant is completely opposite.

Speaker 4 (18:02):
The grunt is more like.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah, so it's a yeah, the thrill of the excitement.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
All right, so thank you, thank you for that. Should
we to us yours?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Mine is in a similar vein. I think my name
would be lover boy, just because I think that would
be cute to hear it. I would say, they would
say boy.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Okay, okay, we got audience engagement.

Speaker 6 (18:32):
Love. And then I think my tagline would be I'm
taking you to bed, like as I on them, just.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
A slam from minute one.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
This is amazing, man, We're gonna have a hard time
taking notes.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
Wow, that's fucking great. I'm taking you to bed.

Speaker 6 (18:48):
And then I think my grunt would be more of
like a wolf how like out.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Oh there is are we gonna produce a wrestling match?

Speaker 1 (19:01):
I want to see this.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
This is a show coming out of a show.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
Claire take us away with yours.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
I'm a little scared here.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
Mine is thunder tits because I have massive tits. I
got a.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Breast reduction, threw back.

Speaker 2 (19:16):
God on.

Speaker 4 (19:19):
My back hurts, and yours will too.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yes, yes, yes, fucking reclaim that ship.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Reclaim.

Speaker 7 (19:27):
I wanted to be like a slutty outfit and then
my whole shtick be like I'm very Jewish grandmother, so
my grunt would be oy and then just steal from
show meet they would say, beyyy O, my god.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Apparently Claire and I have more in common than we thought.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
That was incredible. I am slammed. Thank you all well
again for really bringing that a game like right from
the start. With that said, we still we have to
make some choices, which is at least the part. But
that's why our liadle Lena over here gets to do
that and not me.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
It gets to be blamed for this part, so Ourida
Cia more ta get away. Well, it's been a fantastic
game that we have played in order for me to
get to know each of you a little bit more.
Of course, at the end of it all, we have
to think about the main data and their requests for

(20:33):
what it is that they want in this life and
for that reason and that reason alone, And please know
that we love each of you and we hope to
see you in a future show. If it doesn't happen
for you today, the person leaving us right now is
show it.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
We absolutely adore you, Shore. We'll be back after the break.
Welcome back today. Maya Wani the first, and now there
were two. Now you both get to have a little Tiffany.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
I'm gonna go ahead and leave you in the wonderful
hands of.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
So tell me what it is that you're looking for.

Speaker 8 (21:27):
I am looking for love. I am looking for like
somebody who loves spending time, companionship. My specific love languages
are like physical touch, quality, time, words of affirmation. So
I'm looking for like that beautiful, deep romance. I'm looking
for also someone who's kind of like motivated and has dreams,

(21:48):
because I think that's something that I'm really attractive to.
So we can help each other work on each other's dreams.
And right now things are hard, So I think anything
that is like hopeful and opportunistic and filling you with
love is the way to go.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
Positive vibes all the way around.

Speaker 4 (22:03):
Positive vibes.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
What are your red flags.

Speaker 8 (22:05):
If you don't know how to handle your anger, frustration,
or emotional responses. That's a little bit of a red
flag for.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Me a little bit. Now, what does your family think
about what you're doing? Do they know that you're looking
for a date? Here on date Mayamilita First, No, they don't.

Speaker 8 (22:21):
Know that I'm looking for a date. So this is
my first time like submitting to anything like this, And
I haven't got on a date in a really long
time too, so I'm so nervous.

Speaker 2 (22:32):
How long has it been?

Speaker 8 (22:34):
I want to say my last date was sometime early
last year and I didn't have a great one, so
I got off dating apps for a little bit. I
haven't had this stage of like talking to someone, getting
to know someone, those awkward questions.

Speaker 2 (22:48):
But now you're ready and there's hope in your heart,
so let's see what we can do for you.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
Yes, Yes, And with that we're gonna I'll move on
to our next speed date. Thank you so much, Tiffany.
Welcome back, Claire. I'm gonna hand you over to a
little caffea, a little one on one.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Take it away, Claire. Are you at work? I'm at school? Oh?
What year of schooling?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
Are you in.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
I'm in year one with these babies.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Really well, congratulations, thank you. It takes determination and the
desire to succeed to do something like this medical school
is not easy. But I want to ask you a
couple of little things that I was reading in your bio.
It says that you are in for the type of
women who is a toxic fuck boy skater type. That
touawelita is kind of complicated. I don't quite get it,

(23:40):
So can you explain that to me?

Speaker 4 (23:42):
I loved you. First of all.

Speaker 7 (23:45):
What I would like to say is that I said
I have being bisexual, and I didn't know it's gay
growing up. So with men, I'd always gone for the nicest,
kind of sweetest and I've always have still little beans.
And I never understood when people are like I like
the bad boy, I'm like disgusting, can't relate so weird.
Then when I realized it was gay pretty late and

(24:06):
a little bit of mummy issues.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
I noticed that on.

Speaker 7 (24:11):
Fortunately, due to circumstances aka my childhood, a little bit
withholding now that is not I'm working, I'm in therapy,
we're learning, we're growing. I mentioned that unfortunately in the past.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
No longer true. Yes, So what is it that you
are looking for? Now? What do you want? Do you
want love? Do you want a long term relationship?

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (24:33):
I like that.

Speaker 7 (24:34):
I want someone that is going to cook with me
in the kitchen mostly do the cleaning.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I like to cook.

Speaker 7 (24:40):
I want to see something and think of them. I
want to get text from someone who saw something in
thought of me, like random trash on the street that
kind of looked like an animal.

Speaker 4 (24:50):
I don't know anything. I want love.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Yeah, you want that constant affirmation that that love is
there and is going to keep on growing and you
will do the same of course. Ready to go. Thank
you so much, my love.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
Thank you to our two remaining contestants. You've survived the confessito.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh oh ooh, you know what we're ready for?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, we should tell the secret? Is that the secret?
Here's the thing?

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Little did you know that our main dater has actually
been listening this whole time and the reactions are priceless.
Ahita might have an idea of who she likes, but
let's see if we have a unanimous decision.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
So to both of you, muchisimus, grassies.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
We're gonna ask you for a quick exit and we'll
bring back our main contestant. Okay, fantastic Ahlita, My goodness,
this is gonna be hard. Honestly, they're both fantastic, but
I think Claire would be a better match. I think
that Claire is going to give Christiana that buddy.

Speaker 2 (26:02):
I run for her money, that's what she's going to wear.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
But definitely we'll have that energy of being like buddies
and have a good time and have really good banter
and jokes and be silly and goofy. I think that's
going to be really fun. I think Tiffany is really
sweet and really wonderful. I think it could be fun
for a little bit, but it might.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Not be a little maybe it would become a little
bit too emotional too soon.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
So we need that fun, that banter, that that relationship
to grow, that friendship, that buddy system to get established
so that we can move forward. And yes, absolutely, Claire,
I think for minute one has been kind of our
choice already.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Absolutely, Christiana, and you want to give us your two cents.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Everybody was so lovely and just like so authentic, and
it was just nice to kind of see people's personalities.
I don't disagree with you Claire and I that would
be my homie. We would She's funny, that's funny.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
It just really cracks me up, Tiffany, He's really sweet.
But Vicau, like you said, I don't want to be
the person that like hurt somebody's feelings.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Mm hmm, all right, well, thank you Christiana for your
two seents. We're going to bring our contestants in. Hello again,
welcome back. We had such a lovely time with the
both of you. My goodness truly, But Ebodida has a verdict.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
So j reason do you want to share? You are
both amazing, incredible human beings. Of course, we have to
think of our main dater and it's nothing personal. I
love you both, I love you each. You are beautiful,
and don't forget that the one person that will stick

(27:48):
around and have a date with our main dater will
be clear.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Congratulations Claire.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
With that said, Tiffany, thank you, thank you, Thank you
for your lovely energy and your charisma and your smile.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
You have been such a delight to have on the show.

Speaker 8 (28:13):
Thank you so much for having me.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Thank you by your mode.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
Excellent, excellent.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Well, Claire, let me how do you feel lucky?

Speaker 3 (28:24):
Lucky, Okay, well, I think it's time for you to
meet Christiana.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Christiana, come on and turn on your video and your microphone.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Hi, how are you? Goodness?

Speaker 5 (28:37):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (28:37):
I'm awesome? Yeah, you're This was such a funny experience.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
So Christiana here so that you know, was actually a
contestant on one of our previous episodes, and we love
her so much that we were like, let's bring them
over again, because like, why the fuck not, Christiana? What
are your first impressions on Claire? And then I'll move
over to Claire.

Speaker 5 (28:54):
Oh, Claire, you cracked me up. Honestly, you cracked me up.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
We would get kicked out of rush wrongs.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
How about you? Clear?

Speaker 4 (29:03):
I mean you like really hot? So I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (29:08):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Well then that makes me really happy.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
It makes us very happy.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Well, I can definitely feel the tension.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Let's let these two off on a virtual date while
we get to sit back Beachy's Mosses and listen.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Have fun, y'all.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
So I'm seeing a music kind of set up back
there and a five month tour?

Speaker 4 (29:39):
A five month tour?

Speaker 7 (29:40):
Was that just like a silly thing? I didn't know
if you're a musician because I see piano.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
Oh, Doug, Yeah, okay, word, no, no, these are just
old paintings that I used to have in my childhood home.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
Very odd that my parents put this in my bedrooms.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
But yeah, so I just kept him. I'm tone deaf,
so no, definitely not musician.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
I work in the industry. I'm I work in a
film and television. Oh what do you do.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
I'm an assistant director, but I do the paperwork side
of everything.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
So what what are you in school for? You said,
this is your first year.

Speaker 7 (30:13):
Yeah, I'm becoming a doctor so in eight years.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Wow, what made you want to do that?

Speaker 7 (30:18):
I was working on TV and then it made me
hate TV and I was like, no, no, I love TV.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
I can't hate TV.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
And then I also the pandemic kind of hit. I've
always like kind of worked with older people. I was
I had like a neuroscience degree, was going to be
a doctor, and then I saw the impact of media
and was like and I did stand up and I
love to be a shithead, so I was like, I'll
do that. Then I'm like, okay, I also kind of
want a family, and I want to be able to
like support a family because those bitches are that's it.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
But act I want goodness, goodness. I'm out doorsy for
the most For the most part, I used to be
a wilderness guide in college.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
That was my job.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
So I love out Dorsey ship a rock climber.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
Oh, I'm trying to be so my one of my
friends is newly single and that was one of her
like hobbies that she wants to do.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
So now I have a buddy to go with.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
I was about I was bouldering a top rope.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Bouldering so I can get my strength and then I'll
do I'll get as high as I can.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Get to top ropp really really can do it.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
Oh, absolutely, no questions asked. It's so much more fun.
It looks a lot more fun. Well, and I think
the gym that she goes to only has bouldering, So
that's okay. Is that one on Sixth Street? Oh you
are you a West Sider? No, I'm in downtown. Absolutely
not care. Christ I'm from Los Angeles. I'm going all

(31:38):
the way. Really, I'm from the Valley's Worth. Oh we
got a value. I'm from like Little Fields area. Oh
no way. Oh that's dope. That's that tiny little school
inside season. I didn't know there was schooled to it's
so stupid.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
It was like it was like a we feel bad
for the valley type of school, so they just like
put a bunch of like bad kids in one in
one school, which is awful.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
It's such a bad idea.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
That's a great I don't know why you're talking about
nothing menaces. We were menaces.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
I felt so bad for the principal. I felt bad
for everybody. At the end of the year, I apologize.
I was like, I was a menace. I'm surprised you
guys are letting me graduate. And I'm like you, I mean,
you're the one that got the grades. And I was
like yeah, solid.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
They were like letting you graduate. We do not want
you here. They were like, yes, that's probably exactly what
it was. Did you go to school? I went to
School West. It's an all girls school. Good hindsight is real.

Speaker 7 (32:37):
And then I played water polo because I definitely had
a crush on an older girl and I was.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Like, Oh, she's really cool.

Speaker 7 (32:43):
I'd love to spend time around her, like fighting her
in the water, Like that sounds like that.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
Would be that'd be crazy. I love that. I let
you cover that later on in life.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
And that's so I'm going to go for the softest
looking man over here.

Speaker 6 (32:58):
Oh you no, But actually every guy I did, one
of the guys I dated that wone called Ellen DeGeneres.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
That poor kid, Oh my goodness. He still gets called
that to this day on the hotel. That's a nice
little thing. That is too good.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
Well wow, wow wow. I hope those sweeties hit it off.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Find us back here next week as Leanna and I
make some more matches.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Good work today, Ali.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
Oh we did good. I like what I'm looking at.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Date Miaori.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
The First is a production from WV Sound and I
Heard Media's Michael Dura podcast network, hosted by me Vico Ortiz,
joined by the famulous Lena Montenegro dait My Auri. The
First is produced by Leo Clem, Nico Raguel, and Sophie
Spencer Zavos. Our executive producers are Wilmer Valderrama, Leo Clem,
and Nico Raguel w V Sound. This episode was by

(34:00):
Sean Tracy and Sophie Spencer Zalos and features original music
by Gabe Lopez and Alvarro Morello. Special thanks to our
team of cupits at WV Entertainment Special Things. Also to
our hopeful romantics this week, Christiana, Claire Tiffany and showeet.
Additional thanks to Salt in Lime Media. For more podcasts

(34:22):
from iHeart, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever
you listen to your favorite shows. See you next week
and in the meantime, don't do anything Awalita wouldn't do.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Just do it better. Okay, besitos
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