S4 - Ep. 93 - Chris & Karen

This week, Karen and Chris talk about dragon lawyers, street takeovers and more!

 

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Are you leaving? I you wanna way back home? Either way,
we want to be there. Doesn't matter how much baggage
you claim and give us time and a terminol.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
And gay a.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
We want to send you off in style. We wanna
welcome you back home. Tell us all about it. We
scared her? Was it fine? Mal porn? Do you need

(00:49):
to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need
to ride? Do you need to ride? Do you need
to ride? Do your need do you ride to ride?
Do you need.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?
This is Chris.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Fairbanks and this is Karen Calgariff.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Hello Karen, Hello Chris. It's good to see you, my friend.
It's been we took a week off.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's right, it's been a little while. How what happened
to you in this past week?

Speaker 2 (01:28):
To make it brief, Okay, yesterday skating at Costco?

Speaker 1 (01:34):
A listener, Just so you know, Chris has a skating
at Costco group. His group that skates at Costco has
bumper stickers. Do you have other merch besides bumper stickers?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
It's guys. I know I'm not necessarily in the merch crew. Okay,
but yes, curb Control is a friend and he made
Costco logo parody logo stickers.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Sorry, is curb control his Christian name?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
They all a lot of them have names. I skate
with a guy named p One Cool. There's yeah, there's
other examples I can't think of right now. There's bail
Gun Gary. His real name is Tim. It's not even Gary.
I was confusing for a while. Yeah, that would, But yes,
none of them were around. I've noticed they've been. I've

(02:24):
been alone at Costco for a while. I was skating
with two girls from Brazil that were very good skateboarders,
and we.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Were Did you fall in love with both of them?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
No? No, it was more of a mentor type feeling. Okay,
like a negligent stepfather at five that I was putting out.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
You got drunk and just yelled at him the whole time.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yes, yes, but we were skating in uh In right
then a giant rider like rental band pulled up. No
one was in the back. These four guys got out,
opened it up. Another truck pulled up filled with stuff,

(03:08):
and then out of nowhere all these cops unmarked vehicles,
but they all had California exempt plates, so I noticed
that right away. I'm like, I don't think these guys
are ice. But the guys who got out of the
trucks were all Latino men, and I was nervous that.
But they immediately put their hands up and uh, like

(03:33):
the gig, the jig is up? Or is it the
gig they had? But this was a crime gig that
they all had.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Oh, then it's the crime gig is up.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
And it was classic opening of Beverly Hills cops stolen
merch in a semi truck. I think, I mean, there's
no way of proving it, but the cops had guns drawn,
and I just kept skating because I'm like, act, there's.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Your fucking scape video. Is it just your way in
the background as a massive crime goes down.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Well, these girls from Brazil, they kept filming their tricks.
I'm like, let's just act natural. Let's keep doing what
we're doing, because I don't know if they're a situation.
They're probably visiting just a skateboard and they could probably
be kidnapped.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Yeah, but this real concern.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
It was a very rare instance of like, oh, a
crime is happening, and they're arresting these guys who stole
a bunch of merch. It was straight out of like
the cigarettes in the back of the Semi and Beverly Hill.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Stop and they do cigarettes in the back of the
semi and Goodfellows Market's Margaret Smith, the comic who's like, hey, guys,
take the thing. Oh really, she's on it distributing stolen cigarettes.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
And there's nothing that tells me this wasn't cigarettes, although
in this modern day and age, it was probably boxes
of vapes.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Or something equally, if not worse, dangerous.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, it But I asked the officer. I'm like, were
those guys. He's like, no, they were committing a crime.
He knew what I was good enough to And then
it seemed like Beverly Hills cop. And he's like, I've
never seen it. And I'm like, are you kidding me?
You have to see Beverly Hills cop. So I had
a little moment of bonding.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Wow, how did he respond to you saying that.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
He had seen like the sequels? And I'm like, it
doesn't it's.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
What are you talking about it? It's the only I've
seen jobs too, No big deal.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
He was young. Cops are young. He was like a
thirty year old cop. I'm like, you got to watch
Beverly Hills.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Cop, and you've got to resign from the police force. Yes,
these are two things I need from you.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
We didn't get that deep. I did. I didn't get
that deep with them, but I was I was starting
to make an impact.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
You can get a pension somewhere else.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
But it was very exciting. It was like, I don't know,
it was a scene from a movie.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Were you excited, like surprise birthday party? Or were you
like super anxious, nervous. Uh.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
The drawn guns that I assume were loaded putting me
a little on the nervous side.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Cops do load those guns.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Yes, yeah, it was less not so much of an
oh boy, surprise birthday party.

Speaker 1 (06:15):
And more of an oh boy, I'm about to die.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yes, there could be crossfire. But and then afterwards, all
these citizens started showing up because they heard some people
got arrested. Oh, and they were on it, except they
were a little late. But three or four different cars
were like, were you here earlier when people got apprehended,
And I said, yes, I do believe they actually committed
a crime.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
And then you fucking nazi and then they attacked.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
You, and there was the yes they did. They really
fed me the boots. And there was a cop in
plane clothes that came with like a clipboard and went
in looked for evidence.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Was it all Kirkland?

Speaker 2 (06:57):
It was had to toe brown Kirkland.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
That's not that plain clothes.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
Oh I gotcha. Yeah. The Kirkland signature officers show up.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
They always there's those are that's the Costco team. They
always strike right there in that parking lot.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Yeah, they go there so often that they're wearing head
to toe Kirkland. Kirkland makes guns. I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Is that true?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I don't know that they do, but they do make
golf clubs, so I'm assuming.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
The range is quite white, I think on a least.
You mind looking if has anyone written about the range
of Kirkland products like guns too? Yeah, caskets, that would be.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
A small I always said muffins to winter tires.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Oh that's good, Am I stealing your bit?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
No? No, okay, I mean it's an off stage bit.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Oh, like a real life walk around bit, my dad's.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Walk around bit. As one day they're going to have
two like low end Mercedes Benz taped together so you
can buy the kind of like the jug of mustard.
It's more of a commentary on what's actually happening. It's
not one of his Joe.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
What is happening?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
They tape two items together like his and hers? Uh
oh at at Costco.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yes, I thought you meant your dad did that like
somehow money saving thing or like my dad's habit of
taping two things together was like yep, I know that guy.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, well he thought if he taped them together he
could get away with just paying for one Mercedes.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
Uh I do. I do pretty wild that they make
everything from like ammunition to almond flower Like that is
a little bit insane. Well, I have to tell my sister. Yeah,
almond flowers good for the celiac.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
And when you buy the ammunition it says on it
processed in a factory that also deals with almonds, So
you're not a lot of people get allergic to bullets.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Yeah, I have a really strong reaction. Yeah I needed
a pen you shoot me.

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, that was the most exciting thing that's happened.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
You know, it's the most exciting thing that's happened to me.

Speaker 2 (09:08):
I would like to.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Know, is right this second I realize that we're going
to go through a coffee place drive through, and I'm
going to get one of them coffee drinks. It's more
like a milkshake than anything else, because I can if
I want to.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Now, is it going to be the texture of a
a what do you call them a frap?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yes, yes, that's what I want. And I just I
never have those ones because they're so crazy and intense,
and I'm like, what, today's the day.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Maybe you can have them turn down the intensity if
that's your concern. Of course they drive it.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I'm going to be like, can I get kind of
a weakling one of these?

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Well, like when I ask for one pump, which they
always roll their eyes. I know it. Oh this guy
can't handle all four phones.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Oh what a coward. Okay, so we're back in because
I'm so excited. We had to take a break to
go to a drive through. But then Chris asked me
a question that I said, you have to wait until
we're recording.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Well, I'm at a real, uh state of limbo, and
it almost feels like purgatory. I'm in between moisturizers and
I don't know what to get. And I of course
enjoy the effects of one skin, but I'm looking for
something more in my budget that is comparable. Do you

(10:31):
know of anything, and I'm assuming if so, it's Korean.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
I'm so glad you asked.

Speaker 2 (10:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
I do know of something. It absolutely will be Korean.
And you know one skin is that would be the
most incredible organic like planted ad where it's like while
one skin does fight the dead, what are those those
dead skin cells or whatever. There's a whole thing in
that ad we used to do where it's like it

(10:56):
kills the zombie skin cells that make you age.

Speaker 3 (10:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Yeah, it's like those tires that BMW had that actually
they pull rubber from the street and build up on
the tire. I think it's just an Arge Barker joke,
but I'm looking for, you know, sure shed away dead
skin cells.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, maybe that I.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
Don't want to even look at under a microscope.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Are you having dark spots?

Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, I have pretty even tone. I'm just looking for
regular wrinkle. Got it. Destruction?

Speaker 1 (11:32):
We got that right, we got that under the old
sink row in Karen's bathroom. I've got it all. Yes,
it's all a discount price to me because I shop
passionately at Marshall's. But an even more discount price at
you because I can't keep all of this fucking Korean
skin care in my house without looking like a hoarder psycho.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, so if you have a plumber over, he needs access.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
That's exactly why my father got upset when he saw
under my sink. Really, yes, he was like, you got
too much shit under there, and what if a pipe breaks?
Where I'm just like, okay, those two different problems. That's
not let's not pretend like the world's ending. But I
have like stuff with it's like lotion with vitamin C

(12:16):
and that takes off like layers of your you know,
very gently exfoliates. Yes, I have the stuff like Bata
glue can that goes in and it like super moisturizes,
but then it kind of almost like fills in cracks
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Right, So the acid game is hard to like that's
a little like dandriffhampoo where it helps temporarily, but maybe
it feeds into the problem.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Well no, no, I don't. It's only feeds into the
problem if you have sensitive skin, and your skin would
have a bad reaction because then you could be like
trying to fight wrinkles and then you're giving yourself acne
or some you know what I mean, like your skin.
So we figure we're going to figure out a plan
for you where it's like how much can we attack
this because you yeah, you just all you need is exfoliation.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
I bet right, I got I have the toner. I'm
not starting from scratch. I have the tone or I
have the snail musin.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yes, which is great, really both.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
I just got fresh bottles, did you really? Yes? Oh
they're my fourth or fifth. I'm in. You've sold me
on the process. I just need a good.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I love it, but you have to tell me when
you're out, because let me get it at a discount
price at Marshalls.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
Oh okay, terrific because it'll be there anyway. The stuff
I've gotten is not breaking the bank.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Okay. Good.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Well, Yet, in I get online, I look at different company,
you know, So the musin came from somewhere in Vermont.
You know there's different skin and care places that are
online on the shop app.

Speaker 1 (13:39):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
And I'm supporting local businesses even though I'm not local
to them.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
That's perfect.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
Also, sometimes you get to order from Korea, which is
a thrill. Yes, we've truly gone global.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, we really have.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
It's exciting, but also we could do a fun thing
where like you know, every I was doing this thing
for a little while. That was the trend before I
got into Kranskin Care, which was I think they call
it slugging, where you do one night you do retinal,
so that's like a very strong exfolian, and then you

(14:16):
do two It's like one night on, two nights off.
So you do retinal one night and then two nights
you do like only moisturizing and like being kind to
your skin, and you come back in with the retinal
and you just keep cycling through like that and you
kind of over moisturize on the other nights, and then
you do retinal and then it just like starts taking
layers off your skin. Ye's awesome.

Speaker 2 (14:37):
I need a schedule because if I have ret some
with retinol in it, I just go to town every
day and it's too much.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
Yes, have you noticed redness and irritation?

Speaker 2 (14:46):
No, I've gotten lucky in the old skin department. I
mind me. I'm not bragging, but I have it can
withstand a lot. It does get a little irritated with
hydrochloric acid. Oh, don't it's all they great science bit.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
But yeah, it does get irritated when my volcano blows
up in my.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Face right right when I've made a outsold products science
experiments on my face with Peter Brady.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Look if there's a dog parade right now. Oh, that
one's winning, that one's winning. And then there was one
over here that was pretty great anyhow.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
Yes, I am Oh the dog. And have you seen Superman?
Not to change the subject, you can't. He had great skin.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I'll keep bringing it back up.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
It's it was. It was great the dog. Superman has
a dog. I guess it's from the comic book. Oh yeah,
but the dog in this I wasn't sold on it
at first because it looks like they had to use
a lot of computer animation, like CGI dog work, because
he can't get a dog to be like, act surprised
and then go from surprise to angry.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Oh but it.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Looks so good that I thought it was a real dog.
But yeah, it's, uh, it's great. I'm just saying, watch
the New Superman.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
Did you see it in the theater?

Speaker 2 (16:07):
I did yet last night, Fried Jesus, Well, it's you know,
it's very very sad, yes, and they've paralleled it quite
overtly with what's happening right now. Oh yes, like uh,
Lex Luthor is kind of like a Trump figure. Weird,

(16:27):
perfect America is on the you know, Superman is all
over the world his concerns, but Lex Luthor is kind
of like an Elon Muskie trumpee guy.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
And of course there's a military. Of course there's unarmed
civilians with a little flag they made of Superman. I've
already said too much, but it is so uh some
of the footage might as well be on Alga zero
or some news source that lets you see what's happening. Wow,
because it and I just there's so much much frustration

(17:02):
and sadness that that it was just coming up during Superman.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Yeah, that's what art is for.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
It was so good. It is such a good movie.

Speaker 1 (17:11):
That's good.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Get it again, James Gunn. And there's a lot of
his early a lot of Firefly people.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
I loved Firefly.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
There's a lot of people in that's from Firefly.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (17:21):
Alan tudiks in it. He's fine.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh, he's good.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
He's the best.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Did you Watchsident Alien?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yes, it's great, it's so good.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Yes, when he wants to kill that little kid.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Well that happened in summerman. A couple of times, I
can't stop talking. I don't remember. Oh, yes, that kid's great,
the king who can see him? Yes, it's great, so good,
and it got better a lot of these it's like
it's a one off first season, it's going to be good.
Second No, it got better.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Wow, I mean yes, that's true.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
And also our friend who has been on the show
multiple times, Alice, that's right. So she's so good in it,
she's so real, she's such a great actress.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
It's surprise because I'm like, wait, what a lot of
people you don't you see that they haven't gotten that
much practice in front of a camera, not even commercial work.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
They're natural.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
It's just naturally good.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's like Zach Galfanakis where I remember when Zach first
got his part on that what like it was like
a WB series. It was it Veronica Mars or something,
and I was like, why would Zach Like it's the
same thing where I'm like was he a big actor?
Like that kind of surprised me, and it's like it's
just there's certain people that know they can do it
and have the confidence where it's like I want to act,

(18:39):
and every time I go to do it, I'm like,
I should not be doing this.

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, that's terrible because it's like you can't listen to
the sound of your own voice. You're a great actor.

Speaker 1 (18:48):
Thank you, Chris, thank you.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
Yeah and uh because you but like me, you're probably
just think, oh no when you watch yourself, I'm just
being myself. Yes, but that's great.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
You can like there's a fun Easter egg in the
movie Liquorice Pizza that I am in for like two seconds.
But the first scene I was in was the first
thing we shot, and I'm just smiling the whole time,
like I'm a tourist on a movie set. I'm just
smiling and looking around like this is great, and it's
like I'm not in a certain character. Well, when I
saw it made me laugh out loud.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Did you know the camera was on you?

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Uh? Yeah, Basically I knew I was supposed to be
looking busy and like I worked at an office and
I kept and I know it's like, of course I'm
only going to look at myself in a movie. That's
you know. But I was just like, God, I wish
i'd just looked like I was doing something normal instead
of just like enjoying my niece's graduation party or whatever.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Right, right, yeah, well, you were just happy to be there,
and I really want people feel that way at their work.

Speaker 1 (19:50):
I was so happy to be there.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
You just were enjoying your job.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
Literally, wait, what were you talking about before?

Speaker 2 (20:00):
Before? I just went down this Superman where we were
talking about skin and then I went straight to Superman.

Speaker 1 (20:06):
Thank god, we're back on skin. So what I've been
doing lately? I did go to Marshalls though, like two
days ago, and it is now a very strangely therapeutic.
Like I get a certain park and then I just
get this feeling where I'm like, it's like going to
play a game where it's like what will be on
these shelves? It's not. It's never the same thing twice.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Right, So you go in, you scan, you see what
I needed? You a lot here, and you get out, Yes,
exactly the time? Right, you lay empty handed? Right, you
know you end up grabbing a candle or something. I
usually have to grab a thing. Yeah, some sour Patch kids,
there's a they have those Impulse sour Patch.

Speaker 1 (20:48):
They have really good Impulse candy at home goods.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Yeah, you go in for sheets and then you end
up buying candy that you end up eating in your
old sheets.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Yeah, and then you're like, oh, this candy is old
and these sheets are old. Yeah, what's happening to me?

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Oh my dead candy? Oh yeah, I know. I think
it's time for me to get new sheets too. Okay,
let's do it. Let's go to Marshall.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
I will. I wonder if there is one over here.
I bet there is. I bet. Let's see.

Speaker 2 (21:19):
I don't think our mic cords are long enough.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Just to browse, to browse around.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
It's a window shop. We could drive by slowly and intimidatingly.
And I keep thinking in an episode long ago, where
toilet paper where it's hard to come.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
By, Yes, what's that?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Not where we drove by. It was not all these
corner stores with windows, you know, all they have in
common with the places. It was on a corner in
that windows.

Speaker 1 (21:46):
And I think the reason that that's why you would
match it is because we spotted that toilet paper and
it was like, holy talk about a treasure hunt. We
were like, holy shit, there's toilet paper in there.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Yeah, and everything else like where we were in town
kind of melted it away.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
We were right below the Americana.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yeah, and remember I used it immediately in your foot seat.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Yeah, there's a Marshals at the Empire Center. No, it's what,
it's what this is? Oh wait, there's a Marshals and
a fucking TJ Max at the Empire Center. Time to
go back to the Empire Center.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Well no, I'm a ross man, but this is go anyway.

Speaker 1 (22:22):
Wait a second, this is the perfect ending to this podcast.
I'll just drive back there and then we go and
get some products.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
Run in and dress for Lass. Let's see how I
keep hinting that I want to go to Ross.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I have I shown you the video one of my
favorite TikTok videos of all time, which is it's just
a guy singing in this really weird, kind of fake
eighties new wave voice, and there's pictures of Ross and
he's like, I live behind the Ross, live and die
behind the Ross, and he sings this song about living

(22:56):
near Ross, and it is so goddamn funny.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
Is it kind of a live and Die in La.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
So it's like a guy being sarcastic and having he
wrote a keyboard song where he using like this and
it's like all about Ross and how great it is
to live near Ross.

Speaker 2 (23:12):
It's funny because on paper, I don't think you or
I would want to watch that. No, until TikTok stole
our hearts.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Until TikTok said, aren't other people hilarious? And we had
to say, yes they are. It's true.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
It is true. I'm the fan of so many young
and I mean this account is curated by my parents,
young kids that say hilarious shit, mm hmm. Maybe it's me,
you know, my father. Oh, Karen, how dare you acknowledge
that truth? Me wanting to be a father too, temporarily

(23:53):
a funny kid like for a week and then back
to the parents. Yes, I got my phill.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Little child kind of vacation hangs.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Yeah, you made me laugh. We bonded. Now get out
of here. I'm not here to buy you school supplies.

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Get out of here. I don't Your needs are not
my concern immediately, child's heart.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, yeah, I guess that that's really what I ultimately
want out of it. Destruction of hearts.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
No, No, you've never wanted that.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
No, I knew me wants everyone to be happy, and
I want to spread joy, not the old me though destructive, violent.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Well, we have to experience everything, yes before we change.
We can't know until we know yes.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
And cue the Rainbow Trail Star. No, that's Cannon, the
writer guy to typewriter.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Stephen J. Cannell.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Thank you, Stephen J. Cannell. I I knew you and
I both watched Riptide.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Like with our eyes wide, memorizing every.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Scene Riptide, which you might be more familiar with. It's
the show a half hour beforehand Jake and the Fat Man.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Oh, I thought it was Scarecrow and Missus King.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh, Scarecrow and Missus King was great, but it was
no Hardcastle and McCormick anyway, Stephen J. Cannell or Canal,
depending on which part of V you're fromm It was
such a he just hammered out the scripts. That was
actual footage of him just typing.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
See. I wonder if it's like was he like that
or did he make that end card and then like
sold everybody alive? Like I wore so hard on the
diwriter and it's like his boss is like, you know,
the person he has to turn it into. Like that
guy's lazy.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Well you know what I know? He isn't lazy, because
if you go on YouTube to nostalgically watch that, there's
different versions of it where he's gotten older and older,
oh and has a newer typewriter, and then at some
point it's a computer like he kept reshooting.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
That's funny with like a new version.

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Yeah that was a real nineteen nineties looking skateboarder.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
Yeah, he book like he was fourteen.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Did you ever watch Riptide? I think I'm the only person.
It was two guys that lived on a boat together
with a nerd who was there to watch over the
robot that helped them. It's like, are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (26:29):
It was I think they started to understand that there
were these different age like not everything if you were
going to market to children had to be Disney. You
could do it like you could market to children and
have it be like that, but it's still it's almost
like night Writer. Yeah, that looked like a real TV
show and acted like a real TV show, but it
was absolutely for nine year old boys, almost strictly.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Yeah yeah, with a wink to adults because as they
were riding it, they were all on cocaine.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah that's true, and they're like, wouldn't you like to
drive a transam on cocaine.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
Yeah, yeah, it's uh, it was. It was just I
don't think any of it was good. Like if we
watched it now, I'd be like, we'd realize humans have evolved,
mm hmm our brains have gotten not better, but more complicated.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
Yeah, it's just so simple simple, And they used to
leave in all the travel time. So like I watched
an episode for the same reason to like look back
and be like, was Remington and miss Missus Steele a
good show or is it just my my Like I
loved Pierce Brosnan, right, no, sorry, Remington Steele, not Remington

(27:35):
and Missus Steele. But so I was watching an episode
of that and Remington Steele and then the gal that
was in the show with him are talking and then
it's like, we got to get down to city Hall now,
And it literally shows Pierce Brosen leaving the apartment, turning,
shutting the door, going down set of stairs, walking outside outside,

(27:57):
shot walking outside, getting up to his car, open the door,
getting in, shutting the door, starting the car pulling out.
Now we have a shot of him driving down Wilshire.
It was literally like three full minutes of travel. Yeah,
before the next scene started where I was like, this
is hilarious.

Speaker 2 (28:14):
That's Miamivice was just different cars panning across the dash,
showing what kind of blazer they were both wearing, getting dressed,
the route, zooming in on the map, getting a sandwich,
watching them eat it to completion. It's just ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
There's only one way people use the phrase to completion,
and it has nothing to do with sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Yeah, it's like, uh yeah, there's so many versions of that. Yeah,
aids is the only thing that's full blown. They never
say that with balloons, for instance, a bad example.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
But one that's actually like, why don't they exactly this
mysterious living language that is English.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Come on, I had a birthday party. It was off
the chains and I had full blown balloons.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Are you doing fucking road bids for us right now?

Speaker 2 (29:16):
No, I haven't been on the road for so long.
It's starting to filter into my regular life.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
You have to write that full blown balloons down?

Speaker 2 (29:22):
Please? Full blown balloons?

Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Play will I will?

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Please do. I always tell people that, and I get
really worried because I used to fucking riff great stuff
and be like, I'm gonna write that down that's really funny,
and I would just it would like I have no
idea what I said.

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Yeah, Yeah, there are there are times where I'm watching
a comedian and I can tell that a lot of
their jokes are just something that they made their wife
and kids laugh at at home. Yeah, Like they aren't
going out and trying stuff on different people. It's just
one test group who.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Are trying to be supportive.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Yeah. Yeah, and so a lot of people. I'm not
going to name names, but they're doing a lot of
living room cooked material.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Nate BARGATSI. No, he doesn't know so much.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
He does it across America. He doesn't stop.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
He's so funny. He is good, very good, and a nice.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Person as far as I know.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
I think I got to meet him once, I think,
and he was absolutely lovely, regular person.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
You don't get to say that often about comedians. No,
Usually they're just absolutely glimmering with mental illness.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
Yes, especially the ones I enjoy being around.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Same.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah, I will take your mental illness because it usually
is falls in mind with you making me laugh.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
There has to be a reason I'll take your mental
illness and I'll raise you a eating disorder. Wicks do
this thing. Let's hang out.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Maybe you get all their leftovers.

Speaker 1 (31:04):
Look at that personal injury attorney who looks like an angel, Yeah,
and the Kardashian kind of it's.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
Is it an injury attorney that only deals with dragons?
That's a Callisi and Sons attorneys.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
At law for full on. I just do you need
me to blow up your whole family?

Speaker 2 (31:27):
Did you get a minor burn or abrasion from your
own pet dragon? Wow? Although there is a pole in
the way, but half of the face that I'm seeing
from here that I swear they got that off of
Corbus images or Getty. Corbus is so older as well,

(31:48):
said Correll. Dra I'm so.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
I think that's really sexist what you just said.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
She's eighteen. She's an eighteen year old dragon lawyer.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Eighteen year olds can be lawyers too.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
I suppose. I suppose.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I wonder if there's ever been a child a child prodigy.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Look how young that lawyer is.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
No, that's just all filler. I wonder if there's been
a child prodigy who instead of loving like the piano
or legos or math or whatever, they're like, I want
to be a lawyer, and then they become a lawyer
at like fifteen.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
Oh for sure, he think, so there has to be.
I do have to remind you of the child in
my family who, at a very young age wanted to
take part vacuums and put them back together. Was that you, No,
I can't recall its name, but I like to refer
to myself as the child in my family.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
Yes, and that child grew up to continue to be
the child in the family well, to continue to just
own a vacuum store.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
That's why I'm saying. We were like, oh, he's going
to become a mechanical engineer. No, I ha started and
stopped with love of vacuums.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
That's the most sincere display of that. Though he's not
in it for the glory, right, he just wants to
be with them every day.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
Yeah, at the store. It's the best.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Also, I would I is that a Washington State family member? Uh?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
No, it was Montana, just more distant. It's more of
the lower around him. And I don't know if this
is a child I even met.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Oh distant you heard tell a relatives.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Second third, twice removed, whatever those words mean. The distant cousin, Yeah,
of a cousin.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
I just bring it up because my vacuum is literally
broken right now.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
This kid could fix it.

Speaker 1 (33:53):
And it's an expense. It's a stupid dycon where I'm like,
am I supposed to just get another goddamn Dyson? They're
really expensive.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Yeah, I'm starting to think that Dyson's not what they
used to be.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I bet you some goddamn company bought it out and
took it all apart, allegedly allegedly, right, and.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
We're just dealing with the run on the male red
devil or that's not the name of it, dirt devil,
dirt devil. Yeah, they're often red though they are.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, you're not wrong.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
That's just good marketing.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
It's holistic. You have to think of the whole experience.
What will people remember?

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (34:34):
How do we make this brand stick?

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Oh and there's yours aphoria. Boy, I'm gonna have so
much shit on my face it's going to be wild.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
I love this mall.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
It is a confusing mall because it seems like you're
going to an airport, what with all the airplanes mm hmm.

Speaker 1 (34:52):
And did they were? Oh? Is there an outback steakhouse there?
That's hilarious?

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Would you believe if I've never been to an outback steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Is that true? So you've never had an awesome blossom?

Speaker 2 (35:07):
Uh? I believe it's called a bluemn onion. Oh no,
I'm familiar with the menu. I browse it online.

Speaker 1 (35:14):
But you just can't let yourself go.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Boy, it's like I got cod red handed. You mean
the twenty four ounce bluemn onion. Whoops, and I cover
my mouth and all the onion fries fly out of
my mouth. I mean against Now.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
My friend's got an outback gift certificate for their wedding,
so we went there and the only one at the
time in the area was up the one eighteen. It
was like up there on the way out of like
La to go to San Francisco kind of, and we
got an awesome blossomer bluemin onion whatever the thing was.

(35:51):
It was so gross. It was like you look at
it and it just like the little splayed things are
sitting there, like the little arms are supposed to pull off.
They're French fries, but they're filled with grease.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
And they're as I recall it is. Of course I've
been I'm taking it back because I know that I've
just explained it is. They're taking one of those crosscutters
that you make French fries with and just slamming it
down on an onion lazily, putting that entire onion into

(36:25):
a fryer, right, and the grease gets all in the.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Yes, it's really gross.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
I wish it was called an awesome blossom. You can
continue calling it that.

Speaker 1 (36:35):
That's someone calls that. But it might have been like
TGI Friday's or chill Oh yeah, chili editor. Yeah, but
I bet you. But I think the blue moin onion.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Was first, right, Oh, I think it's. Yes. Everything else
is just a copycat.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
What would be your favorite fine fast food dining like
that where it's not McDonald's, Like you go in and
sit down right.

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Right in the dining area. Yeah, oh boy.

Speaker 1 (37:04):
And remember you have Sizzler, you have Applebee's, Applebee's.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
I one time it used to be Applebee's because they
had a lot of health conscious menu items. But one time,
and they tried to convince my sister it was from
the basting brush. There was speaking of dyson. Oh no,
it's like someone emptied a vacuum. There was a some
dreadlock in her what and she pulled it. She's like,

(37:31):
I think there's a hair in my food, and the
guy's like, oh, it might be from the basting brush.
And then she pulled it up and it was a
ball of hair to where the guy's like, wow, I'm
going to comp all of your meals. Oh, and I
need to go to the restroom right now, like he
actually it was And I haven't been back to an

(37:52):
Applebee's since.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
See, but what happened in the kitchen. That's just a
person in the kitchen being irresponsible.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
Yeah, I it almost seem like a prank.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Like this seems like they're like, there's Lisa from algebra, right,
we're going to get her.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yes, And it would have been from algebra. She made
a lot of people there.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
She showed off in that class.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
She always asked about why or solved.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
She always sol for eggs in people's.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
Faces, salt for eggs. I just always wanted to know why. Yes,
that's the thing about algebra. They're like, we are not
going to tell you how this is applicable in life.
You just have to memorize these formulas that you will
only remember during a cold anoscopy and and you never

(38:43):
end up using it. Well, I guess we're going down
to the loading docks. Hey, look at this bright red
sign that's a private property.

Speaker 1 (38:51):
The hell are you sorry? Sorry?

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Everybody? Look, guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna say TGI Fridays
because I've just had good memories. Yet always seems like
the one neighborhood chain restaurant that an entire comedy club
staff goes and hangs out at. Yes, when you're in

(39:16):
the middle of Middle America, like we all go to
the TGI Fridays. Yeah, which is where in Cocktail Tom
Cruise and the Australian guy work at a TGI Friday.

Speaker 1 (39:28):
No.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
Yeah, when they're like having dreams. Well, I don't think
they did it on purpose, but the outside shot is
from a New York TGI Fridays. It's got the red
and white banner and that's where they dreamt up their
idea of becoming famous bartenders.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
TGI Fridays.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
It's us.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
That's my answer though.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
That's a good one, because there's a there was a
TGA Fridays. Well, there were many of those kinds of
restaurants in Sacramento, and we would go there for the drinks,
like on a Friday or you know, that would be
like our big special occasion, and it wasn't. They They
made it feel like a party, right right.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
They really did, And it seemed like it was cross
promotion with some network. Friday Night, wasn't that. I think
TGI Fridays come watch Family Matters. It was called the
same thing.

Speaker 1 (40:23):
Well, I think TGI Fridays. Thank God it's Friday. Is
just it's saying. So they had that lineup on like
NBC or ABC.

Speaker 2 (40:32):
You're saying, I like, c you next Tuesday. That's gotcha?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
Yep, you did. I didn't sit coming got yet. I
liked Thanks for asking. I liked chili.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Sorry, I was in the middle of drinking. I was
just about to say.

Speaker 1 (40:53):
I liked Chili's because, first of all, Chili's had So
there was a Chili's in the stone Town Mall in
San Francisco. Yes, and so me and my friend Dave,
my friend Don Frasier would go there, sir, don't rear
on me, plase, thank you. We would go there and
get in the daytime, which is you know, my favorite.

(41:14):
If you're gonna break some rules, ye know, drink it
like two o'clock in the afternoon and we would get
Madori Margarita's. So it was like, you know, Majoria is
like the melon Liqueur, so know of it. Yeah, it's
like a it's super sour light green, almost neon green.
And then they have those insanely good chips and they
used to have Quesoak that came in a little skillet

(41:36):
and it was like that was my That's all I need. Yeah,
they're real good. Like wait, was that Chili's or no, sorry,
that was Chevy's.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Chevy's Chevys. That's Chevys. That that sounds more like a regional.
I don't believe I've ever been to Chevyes.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
They're all closed now. Yeah, I think it might be
regional Chevyes.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
With that lawsuit with the Chevy Chase to shut down
those banks too.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
He's so selfish in that city.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
If you are looking for a YouTube or just look
up the original recording session of the guys doing the
baby Back rig Baby Back Ribs song. Oh, it is
so fun because they are taking it so seriously, like
they are laying down the tracks to a new phil Specter.

Speaker 1 (42:28):
But I mean that song was infamous for it still is.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Oh, it's an entire song. You just get a snippet
of it. In these Chili's commercials, it is like it is.
It should be the jam of.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
This summer of the century.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
There's full on lyrics, there's harmonizing.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
These guys are great, look support them. I wonder if
they were a band beforehand.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
Yeah, it did look like a bunch of dads that
have never hung out before, kind of like that viagraa
damn band. Yes, they're just hired actors and they're like, hey,
I play guitar, perfect cool, anything, but address that this
is about erectile dysfunction.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Which also sorry, I don't have the data on me
right now. But do they need to make commercials for Viagra?
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
I think they do. No, I don't know that they
need to. I think that it's that they love to.
I think they're they're they're making it less taboo by
doing so. They're like, hey, it's okay even this guy
who plays guitar with his friends.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
I guess I'm just saying what man doesn't think it's
absolutely fine to do that and does it whenever he wants.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
I don't know. I I still think it makes you
go blind.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
I read an article once Viagra does.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, it goes right to your eyeballs. It's heart medication.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
I mean I'm gonna need to see more tests. Yeah,
is it even approved?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
You need like a thirty year test.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
I want a pill that gives me a thirty year bonus.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Permanent. Don't you take it once and you're done?

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Yeah? No more'lling over in bed? Oh God, should I
write that down?

Speaker 1 (44:17):
To write it down?

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
No more show jokes. I love it.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
I only want to do matinees from now on.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
At the park.

Speaker 2 (44:27):
Yeah. Oh yeah, I suppose that is going to be
the joke I remember, though, I know.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Goddamn it. What was the other one? Oh, we'll have
it on. We'll have recorded Oh full ballooon? Forgot so
full Chris full balloon?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Nothing else?

Speaker 1 (44:46):
Nothing else is described as full blown. Now do you
have a cross check and see if anybody else does
it as a bit.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Uh. There are jokes like when this joke that I
cannot top it for some reason because when they Elon
brought up well now everyone's talking about Epstein, but it was, Yeah,
it's it brought back something that I wrote in a notebook.
Because everyone knows in that scary documentary, they're interviewing a

(45:18):
girl and she says he had an egg shaped penis
penis which means narrow at the base, egg and shaped
came to a point and they used to make fun
of him. Egg dick, egg dick. Epstein's got an egg dick.
You know how cruel children can be? That joke, it
always works, But it's not the kind of joke that

(45:38):
I want getting a laugh that I can't follow with
some of my what I deemed to be smart stuff.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
So that's your closer, I guess, so lifelong closer.

Speaker 2 (45:49):
You know how cruel children could be?

Speaker 1 (45:51):
Good night everyone, But yeah, it's a little because you're
going to get a ooh you know yeah. And also
then some people would just be furiously.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Silent, right, yeah, because it is clinical and making people
imagine a thing that's unsightly.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Yeah, but man, it works.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
I didn't even do the right version of it.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Do it again?

Speaker 2 (46:13):
You know how cruel kids can be? That's the one
that works.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Children's children is Also it's too many syllables and it's
too small and sad. Yes, yes, you know how cruel
little tiny children. Yes, good night.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Folks, good night, good night folks.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Good night, I.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
Said good night, Pa. That's how I ended.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Good night Jeffrey Epstein. Do you think Jeffre Epperstein is
still alive?

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh? Well, now he didn't even exist.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I've heard yeah, right the list.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
Why even talk about it?

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Oh and we were not in a podcast.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
No, what did you ask? I'll get into it.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I said, do you think he's alive? Because my theory is,
and I think I recently saw a little video, of
course on tiktok' that was like, here's the footage, like
he basically put on a cleaning lady's sweatshirt and hood,
and here they like, here's her walking in, and she's
super short. There's like a sign on the wall, and

(47:20):
she's like her shoulder is underneath the sign. And then
it's like and here's her walking out, and she's much
much more, bit much bigger, oh tall, like head up
past the sign, shoulder up past the sign. And they're like,
quick reminder, Jeffrey Abs seems six feet tall.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Oh so a cleaning lady that went in too clean
his prison cell?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Well, no, I mean she might not be and I
she might not be involved in any way, but it's like, oh,
she put her sweatshirt down, right, he puts it on
or whatever, and it just looks like he's leaving as her.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Well, talk about a guy that a lot of people
out him favors because they have secrets. I mean he
could probably get Yeah, of course he's still alive.

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, and at a different little island. Yeah, doing bad
things because he also had money, so like that's all
you really rt. Yeah, did you hear about that he's
a millionaire. Yeah, he's a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Yeah, I did know that he was a financier.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
I think it's very sad. He basically went and there's
a store called The Limited. I'm sure your sister shopped
at it like crazy in the eighties. It was our
favorite store. We loved it. And the guy Les Wexner
that founded it and was a you know, probably a
billionaire because of he was just like so successful and

(48:41):
they had the Limited. They had other stores too. He
might have even done Victoria's Secret. And then Jeffrey Epstein
like showed up of like I'll be your financier, and
then he just stole all that guy's money. Really Yeah, Oh,
I've listened to some Epstein podcasts.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Still don't know what I don't understand when someone starts
describing how someone became rich. I just don't listen because
I assume it won't apply to me, or I won't
be willing to do, including hard work, the things they
had to do. So I'm like, I don't care.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Not, it doesn't, it doesn't. It's not relevant to your life.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
No, it isn't and never will be, because I'm a
working man with workingman's hands.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
You're a costco kerber. Is that what they call you? Bentley?
It's like the second Bentley I've seen today.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of rules royces.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Is that what that was?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
No, I mean it's the poor man's Bentley.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
This is fancy Cardiah.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Yeah, what is going on?

Speaker 1 (49:42):
There's so many more billionaires.

Speaker 2 (49:46):
Than we expected on this daily victory and victory.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
This is where all the great billionaires hang out. Discount Tire.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Yeah, this is the intersection. They block it off and
they do Bentley donuts.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Yeah, and then they stand over there and smoke.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
What is it called those videos that my phone keeps
sending me where they shut off.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
It's called a fast and furious.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
It is a drifting situation, but it's called a not
a freak off. That's something else.

Speaker 1 (50:16):
Is it a drift off?

Speaker 2 (50:17):
It's a drift off to sleep because of the topic
I'm discussing. God, I'm boring, God, damn it. It's just
a thing that happens. An intersection gets blocked off me
to hang out, and according to my videos, there are
It's one of the pastimes that these things is. As
a car is spinning, you try and get as close

(50:37):
as you can to it, Yes, and people get hit.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Is it called a side an informal and often illegal
demonstration of automotive stunts, now often held in vacant lots
and public intersections.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Wow, I didn't know what it was. Called a side show.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Seems a little dramatic.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yeah, it does. Or like the clown.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Street takeover, Street takeover that's when he was That's what
it is, That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
My phone thinks I'm way into those.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
I mean, there's a there's a lot to get out
of a video like that. Are people socializing? Is there
is there? Is it mostly guys and staring at cars?
Or is there more going on? Are there DJs?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Honestly to me, it seems like a small town thing
like in Missoula growing up. That's all you did. You
would cruise the drag and park under the bridge and
just see if you could meet a girl or if
someone would punch you for no reason. I was like

(51:42):
their early nineties.

Speaker 1 (51:43):
That's what happened under that bridge.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
Yes, okay, not anymore. I'm sorry I snapped. Yes, that's
what happened. Get in a fight, or wait and watch
tough Tiff pull up in her truck. A six foot
girl with a cowboy hat. He pull up listening to
gangster rap. She would get out and beat up a

(52:05):
dude in a siding. Was one of the most amazing
things ever. We all admired her. I watched her fight
more than one dude at one point.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
You mean you watched it multiple times or you watch
her fight multiple dame different occasions. She would.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
You would, everyone really would. You'd drive around downtown. It's boring.
There's nothing to do in my own town, and then
you park under the bridge downtown. No relation to the
speaking of you know what I mean? And thank you.
I don't even want to mention it. They should used
to love that band stickers on my Ford Escort wagon.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
I'll mention it. Chris is a hardcourt pepper.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Hey, I they were uplifting to me with their mofo
party plan, but I no longer care about their freaky
styly waits with everything I reference. It's where I drew
some blood. Anyway, they would you would go down there
and someone would make eye contact with you, and it's

(53:05):
like uh oh, and the guy would just come over
and go, what are you looking at? And you don't
want to look like a whimp, so you're.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Like you you motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
And then and then I'm like, please, just get this
over with. And I've let so many young men punch.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Me just to be like, just get it easier way.

Speaker 2 (53:24):
Once you get punched, once you're right, it's not that bad.
It just feels hot for a minute.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Yes, and it's kind of surprising. But if you get
to be a part of the planning of like okay,
if I say this, he'll do this right, then you
know it's coming.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Yes, everyone's just going through the motions. But something always
made an interesting. Tough Tift pulling up and her license
plate said tough Tiff. She had a Ford f one fifty.
I'll never forget Tough Tiff.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
Blonde.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
She was blonde. She looked like a country music star.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
Did she wear miniskirts and cowboy boots.

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Yes, yeah, I mean she could wear anything. She'd stayed
in her truck and then when she got out, she
just would. People were delighted to get beat up by her.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Hell yeah, I agree.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Yeah, she was actually a legend. And I'm not condoning violence,
but at the time it was I mean, these are kids,
you're in high school.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
You don't have to condone violence. Violence just is it
finds you. It's a reality. Yes, Tiff made it interesting.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
She really did.

Speaker 1 (54:27):
One of the hardest facts of life. Tiff just got
in there and said, I'm going to change up a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
There has to be a time, an episode in the
past where I brought up tef Tiff.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
I've never heard you say that.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Man. I think about her often.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I mean, I love that we dug all the way
down to this level because this is what we're looking for.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
I saw her once at the Southgate Mall, and I
ran away because I thought, oh, she's not going to
like me.

Speaker 1 (54:50):
Oh oh, you had never formally met or been punched.

Speaker 2 (54:53):
Oh no, no, she went to Big Sky, she went
to the Cowboy High School.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Oh yeah, so there's no way she would be bothered
to punch you.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
No, she lives on land with horses.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
What's if you if she went to Big Sky? What
school did you go to?

Speaker 2 (55:08):
Sentinel?

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yes, I know, God, it's so much less good.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
I know. It is Aless Goad. You know the best one.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Though, Wellgate, hell Gate of high school.

Speaker 2 (55:19):
Hellgate. It's the name of a high school. And there's
a night with a flaming torch. Fuck. Yes, And that's
where I wanted to go because those kids had mohawks.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
It sounds like a satanic high school.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
And it was downtown. They'd go on lunch, they just
walk downtown. It was the end. Everyone was an artist.
I kind of you know. Yeah, I'm glad I went
where I went. My parents, my sister went to that
high school.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
It's great.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Hell Gate. Yeah, Helgate was the cool one.

Speaker 1 (55:47):
Was Lisa cheerleader?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
She was She's a spark cat.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
They had a little more sequence and sparkles and things
to distract you from the fact that they didn't have
quite the talent to be the cheer squad.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
At least, I'm sorry, at least it's not about that, Lisa.
It's it's over you one.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
I think they just different different events, like it was.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
More the maybe like more of a dance squad.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Yes, that's it.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Okay, not so much cheer, but more celebration like halftime
at the football game.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yes, exactly, more sequence, that's better. And a lot of
flag work.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Oh yeah, flat's flag team. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
So later on, when I and I have talked about this,
when I was my own crossing guard, yes, instinctively with
my sister's influence was I would swing it to sling
it around even though it was a stop sign.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
Flag because you because you learned from her.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yes, because what else do you do with a long flag?
But give it some flair?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Well and also, sorry, this was the thing where you
were You had a flag just because you wanted to
make sure no one hit you.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Oh yeah, my parents. I had to walk to school,
so I had some crossing guards stuff.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
And then i'd walk kids from the daycare center.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Huh.

Speaker 2 (57:07):
Yeah. I made the car for the paper a couple
of times, the Maazolian.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
When they put your address in, they're.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
Like, look at this cute. It's a kid helping other
kids across the street.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
Fucking money.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Yeah, and I didn't make a dime off that ship. Yeah,
it's back when the newspaper didn't pay you off.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
If you get a story in the end there you
get a dollar. Give us a story, kid, Oh.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
You want to know the scoop, extra extra, read all
about me. I used to say, did you no?

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Sentinel, Hellgate and Big Guy and Big Sky were like
rich farmers.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
I don't know. They were tough.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
Yeah, you have to be.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
If someone from Big Sky didn't like you. That was
always there'd be lunch and you'd every want to go
to the launch spot, a little Caesars or something, and
they're like, oh, we have to go to this other spot.
There's a fight between Big Sky and Sentinel. And then
you show up and there'd be some giant kid that

(58:12):
was from Big Sky and he beat up someone from
your school.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
They always won, and your school kids were smaller.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I think so. I think in the city limits everyone
was about five to nine.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
That's a rule. What if they divided up the school
like by size, So all the big kids went to
Big Sky and the little kids went to Sentinel, and
then the fuck ups went to Hellmouth.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
Hellmouth. Uh, and it's gate, but it is the mouth
of the river, which is the reason they call it
hell Gates.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
Ok, it's weird that you just knew that I do.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
Those were the littler kids. They were like the skinny
punk rock kids.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah, yeah, you can tell, you can feel it.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Okay, I like those tires. We should wrap this up,
I think.

Speaker 1 (58:54):
So.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
This has been a great episode.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
This has been one of our best in years.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
It was classic. There was some lulls.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
We love lolls. Wait do you mean lols or lows?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Of course I meant laugh out louds.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Okay, lols. I didn't realize that there was now.

Speaker 2 (59:11):
A moment of downtime on this No, nothing but laugh
out loud.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
We packed it in. This is our guarantee to you listener, Dinosaur,
you listen to us. Sometimes we have a guest, sometimes
we don't. We make sure that no matter what, you're
going to have some say you're saying.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
Lolls, Yeah, thank you. A lot of you have said
you like the solo episodes, which don't really make sense
because Karen and I are here together. Yeah, that's always.
But as a team, as a team, a two headed
monster of a host boom, we are alone right now,
I think we are.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
We're going and we're going to TJ Max right now,
and we're going to get Chris a full Korean set
of skincare and I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
I can't wait either.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
On at least you have time for this. Oh yeah,
I'm gonna stay in the car though, because I gotta
watch the gear. No.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yeah, well we we're gonna stop recording, yeah shortly.

Speaker 1 (01:00:09):
Yeah, but I still have to do I just have
to stay in the car.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
But we're gonna let's talk about this off air.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
Yes, let's not fight on air as a family. You're
coming in saw, God damn it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
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