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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Do you want to hook in my ass?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's like Tanamojo say you got fingered with the toothbrush.

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, it's all I hope we're catching all this. If
y'all are like seeing like a fucking fire hair on
bird that's rare in Japan or some shit for the
first time that's not a real bird, I don't think yes.
And I know there's a really rare bird in the
north of Japan, in northern Japan that a lot of

(00:47):
people travel up there to go see, and you can
only really see it at like four thirty am period.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
Hey, hey, guys, welcome to this episode. We got Josiah
as a guest on the iPhone.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
It's iPhone, Josiah I iPhone. It's all personality nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
Oh, speaking of iPhone. Speaking of iPhone, Tim Cook's gay
ass step down from Apple? Did he yeah, he stepped down?
Did he do it with a Did Cooked? Say that again?
More like Tim Cooked? He's cooked?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I love right now.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
I gotta let you go by. Oh got his ass.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Josie and Drew always try to hang up on each
other first.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
It's really ridiculous, and then we text each other right
after some really mean, hateful ship on purpose. Okay, so
there are speeding cameras being put up all over. Hey,
we live in a surveillance state. There is a cultural
and spiritual war happening on every single human being in
this plan, and we need to be aware of that.

(02:02):
The speeding cameras will watch you, they will track you,
they will get you. They're not like, oh, you accidentally
read or ran a red light at a stop light. No,
They're like, oh, you sped five miles per hour over
the limit the limit, and they're gonna get your ass.

(02:22):
And there's sixteen hundred of them going or twelve hundred
of them going up in.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
LA Like it's one of those things that like when
I was really battling it, who was talking about this? You,
me and Colin. Colin is our manager of a long time,
and we were all sitting around talking about this.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
And only one hundred and twenty five going up.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Okay, that was my original number.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I said, No, you said twelve to fifty originally, No, I.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
Twelve fifty fifty.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Yeah, and then we corrected fifty. Then we corrected ourselves,
and then that numbers just implanted in my head because
it's a lot scarier than one hundred and twenty five,
but one hundred and twenty five is still crazy.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
I don't want one hundred and twenty five cameras that
have the knowledge of who I am and why I
am on that street. Like it's just too much. It's
so crazy because all I can think about is, genuinely,
this is my public apology to one of my exes.
I will never forget having a surveillance argument at a
dinner because all we did was argue, and we were

(03:31):
debating surveillance culture, and I was so of the nature
to be fair. This was pre TikTok, pre like YouTube
even being a kind of job that gives way to
like people in public just coming up to you, and
we were talking about just like surveillance and fucking cookies
and shit. I was like, I don't care. I don't

(03:52):
really care if somebody's watching what I partaken because I
am one of the delusions. No people who thinks I
like can't be tracked or like in inducted into like
propaganda or sold anything. And now all I think about
is how badly I want a robot vacuum because our
floors are so dusty. But I just don't need another

(04:14):
hot mic fucking surveillance piece of technology in my house. Also,
both of the men in the room right now are
on their iPhones and it's scaring me.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Because I'm doing getting the plumber figured out.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Oh my god, the plumbers trying to fix my fucking
bunk ass tub. I have such a strong arm, iya
broke my latch that lets water go down the drain.
And also we have black mold.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
We have black mold. It's actually a serious problem. And
I was doing the thing you don't do where you
look up something on Google and find out that you're dying.
And I did that, and it's actually like a very
serious issue to like have just like a single spot
of black mold in your house, because it's most likely
everywhere in your house. Point it's in the drywall. And

(05:01):
then I was talking to my mom and my uncle
found black mold in his house, and then he had
a mold specialist come out and they tested every single
piece of drywall in the house, and every single wall
in the fucking house had black mold in it, not visible,
but had black mold in it. So he had to
take down every single piece of fucking drywall. Thankfully, I

(05:23):
think our walls are made of concrete, so that's not a.

Speaker 3 (05:26):
Word I was gonna say. That's why I feel like
I'm not that tweaked out about it, because this is
one of the older houses. That's seriously, I mean, I
notoriously don't hang art and stuff in my house. I
usually leave it on the floor. But for the first
time in my life, I would love to be an
adult that has it up on the wall. And that
would take somebody coming in here with a fucking drill
and then they're being like eighteen layers of dust all

(05:48):
over everything I own. So I think we're good. Also,
I don't know, don't all houses have black molds, Like
I'm pretty sure most homes, especially coastal homes in America,
have some sort of black mold issue. It's just like
on different extremities or not extremities, that's like external parts
like to different extremes. Like, I don't think we're in

(06:11):
a case where it's like, oh my god, we need
to evacuate the presence. But also I don't take anything serious,
so one might.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm not evacuating this outside literally, rather enter a black
mold psychosis, like you know, like the fucking creatures. Yeah. Period,
which it makes you fucking crazy. I'd rather become one
of those creatures from Last of Us than move out
of this home. I will never move again in my
fucking life, like the one with like the vagina face that.

Speaker 3 (06:38):
Like okay, I literally a smiling ear to ear at
the thought of you being one of those monsters. By
the way, especially post description, He's like, oh my god,
you're about to be his dream boy.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
I'm going to give the way clickers. I'm going to
give Kai my maga cock.

Speaker 3 (06:54):
What not you silenced him? Did he silence you?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Or were you silent me with my naga cock?

Speaker 2 (07:02):
He gagged me? You know what else? S gagged me?

Speaker 3 (07:06):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
The World Trade Center getting hit or sorry bar getting
hit by a truck?

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Kai? Why are you bringing this up? This was for
me to bring up. You're not supposed to be bringing
this ship up, my duff fucker.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
This is't to talk about the fact that that was me,
because I was like planning on maybe meeting y'all after
hanging out with a few friends for drinks. But I
didn't drive because I don't drink and dry.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
So you stole she stole a fucking government issued truck
water truck and crash it in the car. But and
I got there, but.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You guys were nowhere to be seen.

Speaker 1 (07:42):
The good thing is that the walls are made of
like it's the stone wall. No, it's the real stone.
It's like the Soviet wall or whatever. What's the Soviet wall.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
It's the wall of China that one I forget.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
What's the Soviet wall that fell.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Blin people in your vicinity. You're gonna look at me
for that information.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Because I trust your intellect and has.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
Weird academic knowledge on that end. He has like the
kind of academic knowledge that like just naturally said consciously
without even realizing it stored away. And it's like it's
like a government Si. No, it's so you can try
to use it for manipulation. So you could be a manipulator.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Because I think that just reflected very very poorly on
all three of us, that we didn't know that off
the top of our head. Actually, I think that's like
common knowledge.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Well, I went, I did know that.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
You googled it?

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Baby, Well, I said it, and then I confirmed you
said the Soviet Wall. No I did. I said the
Berlin Wall.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
I said to Berlin Wall.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Okay, One, two, three, flashback two when I.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Said it was the Soviet Wall that fell.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
People in your vicinity.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
And now cut back to Drew looking like a dunna
contains that.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
But yeah, call.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
You a dumbass on our podcast.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Kai needs my Maga cock so he can be silenced again.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Oh my god, Drew, I feel like I haven't seen
you in like eons. You look so good by the way,
like you're getting hotter and hotter by the day. It's
it's like you've been getting hotter the past like year
and a half specifically, but the past few weeks it's
been thank you. Yeah, it's been accelerating.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Wait till you lose seventy five pounds, I'm gonna be
so hot.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Why would you?

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I was about to say, if you if you lost
seventy five pounds, you would look perfect.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
I would look perfect, period.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I'd wait, I'm not getting Kai dress off the face
you just made. You deserve Kai cam, like just episode Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Maybe, I mean the camera's in the.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
Maid and I finally sucked my way to getting a
Kai cam.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
But thank you. I went to like a gay charity
party on Sunday that I wanted you and Ryan to
come to.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
I know but it was low key early as shit.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well it was. We went and then we left at
like or we left that whoa, it's happening, and yeah,
you're becoming me and kai Oh my god, welcome to
the light side period.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Oh you know, don't nod your head like that to that.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Like, but it was for like this like charity party
or I went to this charity party and the amount
of compliments I got there was.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
There's something so beautiful about you turning this charity party
into this sorry about going to a.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Charity event into your friends letting you down, but then
getting the most.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Common no, it was. It was literally so incredible, Like
the the the jersey I was wearing, got a lot
of compliments, Like people were complimenting my glasses. They were like,
oh my god, like these are so cute. You wear
them so well, and I was like, thank you. I
think they all want my cookie, but.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
It's okay, it's on quarantine.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Yeah, the cookies on quarantine right now. I think they
all want the cookie has HEPSI right now?

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
I saw this video on Instagram of this guy in
Seattle picking up a used hypodermic needle and flicking it
at his home and it's stuck into his neck. They went,
that's not real. No, I think I think they put
like a glue dots on the end of it and

(11:41):
it didn't actually have the needle in it. But that
concept is really interesting to me. I I just think
like it speaks a lot.

Speaker 2 (11:59):
Did you see you so well opens right, Yeah, that
is probably one of the most visceral scenes I've seen
in a movie in a long time, where he stabs
the guy with the used fence needle in the face.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
And before that it was spoiler sorry, And before that
it was the Saw movie when she fell into the
pit of hypodermic needles, which like her. The bad thing
that she did was like use heroin And.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
I'm like, I can't lie your KAIKM, can't just be
your face. It's gonna have to be from like my
point of view because or like and I will be
the one sending over the clips. Don't worry, I will
be getting the best clips of you. Right now, there
would be kind of like a Love Island sort of
zoom in into Kai can listen to me. I was

(12:49):
talking about an editing style. Kai's hands right now are
literally like this, Oh.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
That's really cute.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Are you cold?

Speaker 2 (12:57):
I'm a little cold, and look I popped on my
a my slippers that I manifested.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Manifested slippers. You literally begged.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Hens for three months haints, he demanded. He literally did
say I want slippers for the house.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
I did, and they're so comfy.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
I love them. Well, guys, something really incredible happened in
my bottom journey, and I really want to just talk
about this. So I know Amazon is bad, but saline
Inemas are sold out everywhere, and I have an enema
that or a douche that's attached to my shower head,

(13:39):
but like sometimes it just doesn't get the job done.
It just doesn't get it doesn't do its thing. So
I had to order saline Inema's fleet. If you want
to sponsor me, shout out.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Fleet's amazing, because I will say, I like.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Wow, Yeah, the amount I go through is really crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
But I have with you next to a fleet is
also like kind of all.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Although it's crazy. I updated my MacBook finally because I
have update trauma with Apple devices because I updated and
lost everything on my iMac. Y'all heard the story.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
To make it impossible, they don't want you to keep
They don't want you to keep what you had. They
want to just put it in a door and go
buy a new one.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
They want us to forget. They want us to forget
who we are. They want us to forget who we are.
But I order, oh wait, but my background. I added
like a photo widget on my background to like flip
through my photos. And the one that they chose is

(14:43):
a picture of me with an enema. And that's the
only photo that shows. So it's literally on my desktop
twenty four to seven, in black and white, in black
and white, in black and white.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
I know it's a photo of your Groundpa.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
There's her story, there's his story.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
Well my iPad. The photo that's constantly on that like
that little photo rotation for me is this old ass
face app photo I have of Josh where it was
like meet him and Josie just like drunkest ship on
the couch late at night watching videos and Josh just
to my right and I kept just turning and taking
pictures of him for me.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
To send that one. Send it. I'll send mine to Kai.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
My phone always it'll do you know on this day, Yeah,
And I'll always bring up like a vore.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
Photo, yourvore photo chunk photo.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, my chunk photo chunk era. Yeah. Me, and you're
in this very gnarly group chat where we send videos
of people's bellies inflating. It's like animation.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
It's like feed or animations, I mean, but it's real
ones too. It'll be like them laying on their bed
with like a giant, rotund hairy belly feet up.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
So you can by the way that it's shiny like
a balloon.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
Yeah, and there's no stretch marks, which is really impressive.
He'll be like playing like duty or something.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
When I hear that, that just sounds like it hurts like.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
It does it. But let me finish my anema story.
The greatest thing in my bottom journey to ever happen, yeah,
is I ordered some fleet saline enemas off of Amazon,
and I just ordered six of them. Bitch, I got
eighteen ininemas for the price of one. They they sent

(16:24):
me to on accident two boxes or three boxes.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Well, because with your order history, they're like, God knows
that was an accident. I know, God knows that six.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
And I'm even thinking about putting the subscription on and
saving two dollars a month, like I'd be stupid not
to I mean.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
To be fair, Could you go into Costco and get that?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
No, I loved?

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yeah, that's my thing is like there are certain products
where like because of where we're at societally, you just
can't fucking access in.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
The real world.

Speaker 3 (16:55):
And even then, like here you go.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
There's too many gay people. There's too many gay people
in LA trying to buy up all the fucking saline
Inema's bitch, it's a competitive market. If you need, I
got double the.

Speaker 3 (17:07):
Prize era it's like twenty twenty COVID market is what
gay people have had to deal with with saline enemas
for the past thousand years.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, it's really it's really horrible. But I will be
flipping my extra enemas. I'm gonna sell them for double
the price.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
And was literally like, shot up, you're gonna need botox
because like you cannot hide your excitement.

Speaker 1 (17:31):
Things like that. It's just the way India notice things
is about you kind of. I think it's the things
that Indian notices.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
For me, it's the little things. I just I'm observe
it of my friends.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
What do you see in me right now?

Speaker 3 (17:47):
I see like, okay, you're careful though, no, no, no, no, no,
I'm gonna like what, I don't see anything bad right now? Okay, okay,
I think on a scale of one to ten, you're
lying at like by when you got to the house,
I think maybe you were at like weirdly like a
five six, just on some like tired chit and then

(18:08):
like the plumbers are here, so I think that kind
of was like keeping you at bay there, but you
were pushing through because you were like a little joyful.
So I'm gonna bump you up to like a six
point five, and so far I think you've been able
to raise up to like a seven point five for
your day.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
That is so accurate. Like I literally, I literally am
in such a good mood today. I'm in a good mood.
I walked into the house in a good mood and
then I saw that you were cleaning, so I was like,
I'm gonna let her do her thing, and I was
gonna like go Kiki with you for a second, but
I was like, I don't know where she is at
on the mood scale. I think you're at like a
three or four.

Speaker 3 (18:43):
No, I'm like, actually just really tired because I did
get so fun. I mean yesterday was my holiday. It
was four twenty so.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Oh my god, it was four twenty yesterday.

Speaker 3 (18:53):
I feel so like fried, which is actually I.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
Drink a glass of water for four twenty. Don't fuck
with that wheat shit?

Speaker 3 (19:03):
Was it only a glass of water the whole day?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Like?

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Was that your celebration drink you do not usually drink?

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Yeah, because weed is like really bad for you.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
So I drink.

Speaker 3 (19:13):
Concerned about like why water was your substitute? But you
drink water. You drink water other than that one glass
and on a day to day basis like water, I
drink Coca cola. Oh water was your celebration? Drink it?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
It was rewarding myself.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I went to McDonald's and ordered almonds. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
When I order apple slices from McDonald's, that's it.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah. Almonds, No they don't they really crazy?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Get them for kai?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Why could I have almonds and water?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
I need six almonds and a cup of water?

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
Can I have six almonds, a cup of water, a
boiled egg yeah, no, salt, some black pepper.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
And then my hand like shaking.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Out of my car, grabbing the wait is egg whites eaty?

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Can I get a fluffy cloud egg, so it's half
egg white, half water whisked.

Speaker 2 (20:17):
Together apples just have volume of calories.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
And then you crash out and eat a tub of
peanut butter.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
Wait and you, dude, I'm so sorry, Like I know
it's a mental disease.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I know that, I know that I have it. I
know that I don't have it like that, Like but that,
because that, to me is like it's.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Just too funny, Like what indignation are you doing?

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Eating like that is literally like why are you eating?

Speaker 1 (20:46):
Like girl, you had an era, you had an era
where you were trying so hard to eat like that
and it just didn't click, like it literally like you
were eating palm of hearts and mustard and that was
like but that, no.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
But that I literally like the taste of that. That's
literally like hyperfixation. That is your I'm not kidding. Like
if you put that in front of me right now,
I am high right now, I would eat the fuck
try it, like.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
I want to try it. I want to try it
here they are wait wait wait, I.

Speaker 3 (21:15):
Need water though, because like I'm gonna keep drinking my
coffee after this and then have like the worst.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Per this is like this is like a sci fi
spaceship meal.

Speaker 3 (21:24):
Oh my god, I'm not kidding my mouth, like this
just cured my cotton mouth.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Like that's my I've never had this, So let's try
it together.

Speaker 3 (21:33):
I'm gonna get a soda. I want like a soda
and water. I like, this is my snack.

Speaker 2 (21:37):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (21:39):
It's hard of palm. I don't know what the fuck
it is. Like I've always imagined it's like the inside
of a palm tree, but I don't think that's right.
It smells really vile, and that is.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, it's the it's the growing butt of a specific
palm tree.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
But it's the growing butt of a palm tree. And
but yeah, I remember seeing and you eat this every
day for like three months with like the giant tub
of cottage cheese. And I mean that it's a lot
coming from me. I was really scared of this.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
And yeah, like also, you just tried to call me
Anna off some girl dinner shit. No this because that
one teacher would fucking bust I was.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I wasn't calling you Anna. I was saying you tried
to be Anna and it didn't work.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
No, that would never I mean, like, yeah, of course,
what woman in the oh oh yeah, you get mustard
all over.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Look, I have mustard all over my jeans because in
Project Hill Mary yesterday I was dipping my popcorn and
mustard and then wiping my hands in covered in mustard
on my freshly washed jeans. Wait, don't know, I want
to try it with them.

Speaker 3 (22:52):
I'm just I just like naked.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Is that a naked all? Right?

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Okay, teer coming out the end?

Speaker 1 (23:08):
What the fuck is that? It's an alien?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
Bro?

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Oh my god, it's juicy on me. It's literally nothing flavor.
It's about the mustard. Really, like, I could do this
all day long for the mustard.

Speaker 3 (23:30):
I like palm of heart. I've said on the podcast before.
I'm literally a texture eater, bro.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
Like, I mean, yeah, we know you really are a eater.
You really eat for the texture period period. No, that's good.
I like that way.

Speaker 2 (23:50):
Have I told you, guys my worst binge story? Have
I told you about this? That the donuts? No?

Speaker 3 (23:57):
You told me about this?

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Okay? Yeah. I was in a bad period of eating
very little each day, you could call it disordered eating,
and I drove by. I think I was on day
seven of eating like not enough six exactly, and I
drove by this donut shop, this random ass donut shop
in the valley. I drove by it, and then I

(24:20):
was driving for five minutes, and then I just turned
and I went back. I went to the donut place
and I got twelve dozen glazed donuts, and then I
ate four of them on the way home, and then
I ate the other eight, nine, ten, eleven, eight donuts,
all within maybe like ten minutes of being home. I

(24:45):
then like got this rash all over my body and
then I fell. I fell onto my bed, and I
kid you not, I had like a mild psychedelic experience.
I fell, I fell asleep. I woke up covered in
sweat literally four hours later, and I was depressed, like

(25:05):
chemically depressed for the next like three days.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
And then I was worth it was the crash out
worth it.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
I think, yes, you know what that's kind about like
a yes, like literally I saw you go back to
that place by the way.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
There's a level of like you you you're at like
calorie number five thousand of this of the meal, and
it's like this is.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Worth it, Like this is worth it. It's worth it.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I'm probably not gonna do this again for another total
month's ever.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Done a five thousand talent.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Wait what they what is the channel where they would
wrap everything in bacon? Do you know what I'm talking about?
Epic meal Epic meal time, Epic meal time, girl, I
do epic meal time every time I fucking eat, like
boy boy yeah boy. My biggest out, oh, my biggest

(26:02):
crash out eating wise seven to eleven. Every single night,
I order like six bags of candy, like three bags
of chips, like it's fucked up, and I like, actually, realistically,
my biggest crash out was in Japan. I just ate
like Japanese chips and candy all day and then went
to like a hot hot pot place and then like

(26:24):
ate the most meat I've ever eaten in my entire life.
And I had like the worst meat sweats I've ever had.
And I didn't know what meat sweats it were until
that moment. And I literally was like bedridden for like
fourteen hours because I ate too much meat and I

(26:44):
was it was. I was dripping in sweat on the
walk home. It hit me immediately, like the meat had
me sweating.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
Bro the meat.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
The meat is three D puffy peach style guys, and
my sister's having another baby. Really, it is really exciting.

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Do we know which which one of the many genders?
It is? No close hate that.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, we don't know the gender yet. But my sister
is having another baby, and I'm so freaking excited. I
can't wait to hang out with that child. And I
can't wait to see Luna be a big sister. I
think it's going to be really sweet and cute. But

(27:37):
back to me bottoming and even using fleet salininemas. Yea,
a cherry Coca Cola in a mini can. What that's
you say? I love you?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Well, I actually did have a love search just now.
When you said that, I'm not joking, thank you. It
was almost uncontrollable. Almost, it was almost uncontrol.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
Well, I realized the online community with the biggest shooters
isn't BTS or like Beyonce, like Behive, it's the fish community.
If you so much as look at a fish wrong,
they will blow you up in the commons. Like this
girl saw like a pair of heels. It was a

(28:27):
generated AI photo and she was like, humans can do
better than AI. And it was a pair of like
really tall clear heels with aquariums in the like platforms
And she was like, I'm gonna do this, and so
she made like the first part of the video of
her going to the pets supply store and buying like
the fish gravel, like the fish plants and all this stuff.

(28:51):
She didn't buy a fish yet, and she uploaded that video.
She uploaded that video and she was talking about using
real fish, and it had like, like I think the
video probably had like two thousand likes. It had like
eighty thousand comments of people being like, are you for
real gonna use real fish? Which valid, don't put fucking
fish inside heels, bro, But she hadn't even used or

(29:15):
put fish in there yet and they were already on
her ass like in a crazy way. So don't fuck
with the fish.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
I know, I mean, why are like, Okay, first of all,
whoa don't fish period? Loving that because I agree I
love fish, but like going out of your way to
buy a fish to put in a shoe for a
video and then just being like shit, like what are
you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (29:39):
It's psychotic? Yeah, it's literally it is. It is psychotic.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Well I watched Fuck, what's the what a rach and aphobia?

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Is that the Big Spider Movie?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
No? Is that like the fear of spiders.

Speaker 1 (29:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Yeah, I watched like an eight minute video that would
I didn't watch it in double speed or anything, talking
about how like serious arachnophobia is, and it had like
so many interactions, And first of all, I did learn something.
You there are certain spiders you should leave inside, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:15):
Because they come inside and because they're cold or they're
born inside, and then you put them out in the
real world and they get fucking murdered and die immediately.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
But then there's a lot that like have to go
back outside because they won't be able to find like
food in that house.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Sad. I love spiders.

Speaker 3 (30:32):
Yeah, so there are like you, there's like once another difference.
But I watched this lady literally go on a huge
dissertation about how we should basically all like, uh okay.
The video was incredibly valid and like I learned so much,
But then at the end I just started laughing because
I was like, dude, humans, like fuck, we have just
like so much to worry about, Like seriously, there is

(30:53):
like so much to worry about.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I know. Also, we're like not designed to live on
this planet. Like I'm starting to think that we weren't
from Earth because like why, well there I mean me
and her both when I was sixteen and addicted to
hallucinogenic drugs.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
That makes sense the alien hypothesis because yeah, because comfortable
in like seventy to seventy four degrees.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
Also, why the fuck does my skin burn the second
I walk outside? Exactly like it boils your skin exactly.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Also, yeah, there's I yes, I agree. Also, did you
know that all the water on Earth came from space?

Speaker 1 (31:33):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, it came from space.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
We can't get no more.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
No, that's the crazy thing. But it stays in It
stays in Earth, is so. But but listen to this.
Listen to this guy throw a bottle of water away.
The water inside the plastic bottles in there for a
very long time, so it's not going to be recycled
in the water. What is it water cycle system?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Yeah, throwing water bottles away with water and it is
so like just pour the water out. That's a really
weird like thing like that for some reason stresses me out,
like to.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
The imagining like throwing a smart water full smart water
into like a public half fool or even half yeah,
just something where when it hits that fucking can, it's
like a loud.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Sound of it. I feel like the only thing I
have a hard time toss.

Speaker 1 (32:27):
I don't drink out of plastic bottles. I don't buy
one used plastic. I use a hydro flask.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
What are the fleets made out of?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
A silicone? Okay, so they're made of glass, baby, squeezable glass.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
The same thing that computers have made.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
Yeah, I'm injecting computer in my ass.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Yeah, if you throw three.

Speaker 1 (32:49):
Lube tips too. By the way, they got lube on
the tip. I remember the first time I used one.
It was the scariest moment of my life. And now
I literally am just like and it's like so easy,
it's so chilly, even with the metal shower head. I'm like,
it just goes right in. I love my mom my
mom Well, I mean that's how I felt about like

(33:12):
a Diva cup or like a tampon.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Like, dude, when I first used a Diva cup. I mean,
I've told that story.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
Pampon. It's like, I I cannot believe that, y'all. Like
the cotton is do you.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Feel that in the cotton? It's like it's this like
I mean, it's it's a mix of things, like the
whole system, like the whole setup just sucks dick and balls.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
Like, and who designed it? Designed him?

Speaker 3 (33:35):
You know, I'm not kidding. I think men.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
What gender design tampons? I fucking hate I hate Siri.
I hate this stupid fucking bitch. Just google it? What
gender design tampons?

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Why don't you just type it?

Speaker 1 (33:52):
Because I'm too lazy? A man? A man in nineteen
thirty one? That's crazy? Was a diva about who was
a diva? Cup dey woman?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
Okay, period, that makes sense? Right, Yeah, that's like, Oh
that wasn't me fact checking.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
I was just you used AI in this moment.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
No, Look, I use Google's Keito. It's Keto. I use
Google Sugar. Hello.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
I love you so much. I love you so much.
Oh you for so long? I know you with your
glasses on has been like freaking me out, by the way,
because like in this moment, I just my body and
everything felt like when we were in my Airbnb and
I was like, Hi is ship.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
We're stabbing fucking pizza box with blade? What's fucking crazy?
And I literally just rewatched some of my old YouTube
videos yesterday morning. Oh my god, Like it's crazy how
different we are, Like it's really shock. I mean, we're

(34:54):
still the exact sabies, but we were children, and like
it was honestly really hard for me to watch because
I was like, oh my god, I've known these people
for so long. I've watched them grow and become themselves,
Like it's so bizarre. But I did have my mustache
shaved in one of the videos I watched, and I
had glasses, and I was like, oh my god, like

(35:14):
the grandma is the baby, Like I'm going back to that.
I want to shave my mustache. Is basically what I know.

Speaker 3 (35:20):
He's been talking about it literally every other day.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
You come up to my room and should I shave
my must It.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Shows me some sort of owe photo shopped video of
him or a picture of him with no mustache.

Speaker 1 (35:30):
You know, you know how I give y'all permission to
pour mustard on me when I'm sleep sleeping insert the
mustard video. Sure, I really, I really give y'all like

(35:55):
full permission to do that to me, Like.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
You're not heavy enough sleeper, But no, you get you.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
I mean, yeah, I drug me for all I care,
Like I really just want that content, but it can't
be in my white sheets. That's it. Actually, No it
could be because you bled all over that yet I
haven't replaced it. I have to get new ones, so
you could even do it in my really nice bed.
I also give you permission to cut my mustache in

(36:23):
my sleep, shave it off, and I wake up with
no mustache. I would be kind of happy. It'd be
like freeing, like like oh thank God, like that happened,
Like now I'm free.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
I don't you just shave it off.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Because I think I'd look ugly and grown in a mustache.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, I had a.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Beard, and he was hot when he had a beard.
Do it again.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
No, No, I don't. I don't feel good when I
have it.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
I feel good ugly.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Really, I feel like everyone looks good with a mustache,
Like most people look just like good with a mustache.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
I kind of it takes a certain level of bone
structure to pull off a mustache that Drew has.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Well, that's because you've been on your phone a bit
more than you should have, and your upbringing it in general,
and you've lean into male beauty standards and you have
like a really sick and twisted idea of what a
man should look like because it's based in male centered
gaze and like not actually in like what what you
care about, which is like, I guess the way women
perceive you.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Okay, well that's your opinion. My opinion is that it
takes a certain level of bone structure pull off a mustache.
Andrew has it because he's a dime piece. But what
I'm saying is like, if you shave it, it only
takes like a not that long to regrow it.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
See, that's the problem is I'd have a disgusting mustache
for like three months, okay, maybe four. It takes about
like five months for it to get like dense in
full like this.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
I see.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Have you ever noticed I have a little heart? Yeah,
isn't it cute? Your filth trum my fild trum.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Oh, I'm gonna take this moment to shout out Jenny, Jenny. No,
it's oh my gosh. Actually, I literally bought it from
yesterday and I yeah, I did buy the Jenny from
Black Pink Bikini yesterday at Franky's Bikini, and the girl

(38:25):
checking me out was like really nice. But I was
so high because it was four twenty and I was
buying that bikini because we ended up at the beach
and it was like, well, whatever, And when I was
checking out, I was like, hey, who want to wreck
with Jenny? A Like, I kept like saying that to her,
and I don't know if she knew that or I
think she's saying it once back to me. But I
felt bad because, like, it felt so good to say it,

(38:46):
so I kept repeating it to her. And I wouldn't
dre if I scared her. But I met this girl
who is a fan of the podcast from Nevada and
it was her birthday. Her birthday is on fucking four twenty.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
But Jenny turned twenty seven yesterday.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Oh, I've been brainstorming.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
You've been green needling. What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Stoners have like a holiday but alcoholics don't have a holiday.
I'm so sorry, baby, I didn't hear you.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
That was quick. I said, you've been green needling? What
does that mean? Brainstorm green needle? Brainstorm you to that joke?

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Like, wait, that was good. We need to arn rewind.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
I imnded you with like your hat to the side again,
like can you yeah, any wear it like that? You
actually look kind of cute, Like I'm fucking with this vibe.
You're looking like in twenty ten, this would have been
passing it straight.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
I called me burg Hind trade nerdy berg Hind trade
the other day.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Yeah, I see that, y'all. Y'all are both kind of
like nerdy burg Hind train m h. I said no,
I said train, because you get trains.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Ran on damn. But before we move on from Jenny,
Jenny was that thunder?

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I think it's trash trash.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
See, that's a horrible thing.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
That's horrible.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Jenny from Black Pink is the song like Jenny, shut
up and get in the car. How does it go?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
Jenny just getting in the car on that song, Taman
Paula Jenny.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
That song cracks me up. I'm still Jenny from the block.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
You all now you're making Jennifer love. I mean, honestly,
to be like lives in the same bit, like something
about a Jennifer is gonna live in a certain vein.
I think Jennifer Lawrence might be the only one who
has escaped the Jennifer curse, because I can't really think
of any Jennifer Anistan alls so broke free from the
No Jennifer Anderston my is that the one who was

(41:03):
in that friend show?

Speaker 1 (41:06):
I never watch friends.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Jennifer Aniston.

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Kay, that was your time.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
It wasn't my time, but yes, Jennifer Aniston wasn't okay.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
See Loki Boom curse, I can't describe it. And Jennifer
curse is not bad, but Jennifer curse is like, that's
Jennifer Jenny, you know, but not the Jenny I met.

Speaker 1 (41:26):
They're changing Karen to Jessica because every Esica I've ever
met has been op behavior.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. I can't think of single Jessica. I
feel like I you're good.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
At honing in your circle, baby, keep that circle Jessica free.
And if you're Jessica listening to this, I don't know you.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
The curse has been lifted from any Jennifer's or Jessica's.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Listening or Karen.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
I've been on a cursing spree, by the way, I've
been cursing a lot of people. Oh just like, wait,
I want to see who's the last person I cursed
on my phone?

Speaker 1 (42:04):
While you find that case I did was a good curse, well,
you find that we didn't really get to talk about
this last week, but the Donald Trump AI Jesus photo
really it went triple platinum on my iPhone. I thought
that was really funny. Well, the you know in Project

(42:26):
Hell Mary, when he creates that tunnel connecting their two ships, Kai,
that's my butthole with what just inside like they were
walking through.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
The like irradiant gold?

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Is it? Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling, Ryan Gosling walking inside
my butthole canal like I shrunk him down to be
two inches like Snoop Dogg inside Ricky Dllon's butthole. Ryan
Gosling's two inches inside my butthole and climbing around in
the cavernous to us tripping over shit.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Well, sorry if I seem to tap out. That's just
like y'all are talking about a boy movie and I'm
not gonna see it.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
It's a millennial movie, babe, like it was it was when.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
You said it's a millennial movie. He said, yes, yes,
right here.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
It was like so okay, the goofy humor, the goofy
humor was like far too much. Like they they were
like bowling in a home depot with tape in saran wrap.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
It's kind of that's Marvel movie.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
That's exactly what I said. I was like, Oh, it's
like the it's like Guardians of the Galaxy, but like
more realistic.

Speaker 3 (43:41):
Who's in that Ryan Reynolds, Ryan Gosling's same difference, both
of them Scared the fuck Enemy.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Oh oh, the girl in that movie, she's the countiest
bitch I've ever seen in my entire life. I want
an entire movie about her, and I want to meet
her in real life because she's fierce. I think her
real name is like Sandra Something. She was in the
movie Yes Bullcock. She was in the movie about the

(44:08):
Yeah Heuler. She was in the movie about Like with
the Pimp song with the steel drums and like someone
falls down off the roof critically acclaimed.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Oh, Anatomy of a Fall.

Speaker 1 (44:25):
Anatomy of the Fall. She is.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
She's beautiful there.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Yeah, she's a lead in that, and then she's like.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
A the lead from Anatomy of a Fall.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
I don't know if she's I don't know if she's
the lead.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
No, okay, that's why I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Can I see she's just mommy in that movie. I
think she's she is. I remember walking out of Project
Hill Mary. I mean, like that is a redeeming aspect
of this movie is being able to watch.

Speaker 1 (44:56):
Act bro, she was so good and also like Ryan
and old or Ryan Gosling was like actually, like I
thought he was a good actor. I mean, but he's
also like a superstar so likeror but I didn't mind
his acting scary face. And then I watched Want.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
Me too much recently to like think about it.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Well, no, that's what I was saying before. But he's
hot in this movie.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
Yeah, it doesn't really because I know that all those
that There was that one viral interview during Berbenheimer where
people were like, he got all this filler, but in
the movie he looks he looks sexy like that, he
looks good.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
That's literally I walked out and said.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
That he looks bounceable in the movie.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
And the way his hair is cut, I'm like, I
need that.

Speaker 3 (45:36):
Well, it's because I literally think people get certain like
because it's like certain faces I think looked better like
I wouldn't say, I would say I think I have
a better face for podcast photo than video. Like I
like more how I look in like photos than videos, like.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
More often than I'm backwards. Honestly, really, I'd rather see
myself in a video than in a photo. Yeah, I
think so, But that's interesting. I've never thought about that.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
That's that shoto to me is higher risk reward profile
because it's capturing it. Nothing's gonna change. You can look
at it. But if you're watching a video, then it
catches you at the wrong angle. You might get me,
you might rotable, the light might change.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
But that one photo, and yeah, I think you're made
for both photo and video.

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I was only bringing that up to say, I think
like certain work looks really good on video versus photo,
because like I still think he's looks busted in photo.
I think in photo you can see you can clock
his iPhone face and it's kind of like even iPhone
face I think looks great on iPhone, bad on video.
And I think like there's like the same to be

(46:53):
said for like each one. And it's like certain reality
stars look great. They look great even in the reality
show as it's shooting, and like, of course you can
add like blur filters and stuff, but that like that
can only go so far those people. Yeah, and then
you see these people on like whether it be photo

(47:14):
shoots and or like sometimes even a stagnant like camera angle,
they just look completely different because it's like WHOA. Their
face I don't think was like built with deign work
like I mean, because it is being designed, it's like
having work done on it. The architecture of this face
was not built for Instagram.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
I think your face is for both photos and video
because they're one of the most beautiful people I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (47:37):
But also, oh my god, when was the last time
you watched Devila ware Sprada?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
He's throwing up. That's actually Kai is like about to
throw up. I watched it more recently with Josh because
Josh hadn't seen it. I think I watched it a
few months ago. And you know what, I am chronically
a hater, and I say Fox sequels all the time.
Mind you, if God willing for some reason in these times,
I ever got asked to be a part of a sequel,
I'm assuming they must be paying pretty decentsing as everybody

(48:10):
and their mother gets involved.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Oh, I knew what I was gonna say. Can you
guys define iPhone face? Because I actually don't know fully
what that means. Like, I know sort of what it
means that you have a face that it would exist
in the time of iPhones, But I also I've seen
that be a good adjective to describe a face and
also a negative one to describe a face.

Speaker 1 (48:31):
Here, let me go get the door.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Okay, I waited to explain an iPhone face even though
I feel like, but this isn't an official explanation of
iPhone face. This is not scientifically backed. This is Nyayu
Mansur's perception of the term of iPhone face, my perception
of this term, because iPhone face to me, generated sarka

(48:52):
as early as twenty thirteen and not into popular relevance
until twenty six I would say some of the attributes
of iPhone face go back to twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
It's like King Kylie er.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
No far before that, far far before King Kylie.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
This was before it was used before King Kylie.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yeah, King Kylie is. King Kylie is such a late
game in terms of iPhone face. To me, King Kylie
is like the you know your town is getting big
because there's like a Chick fil A close to you. Like,
that's what King Kylie is to iPhone face, Like she's
kind of late in the game because iPhone face whatever.
To me, it's like by twenty sixteen, a very specific

(49:38):
makeup style that was being catered to the front facing camera.
And that's why I say I can go as back
as twenty twelve because like I'm thinking in terms of
like ouvu you now even like you too, like this
sort of makeup trend where you were like enhancing because
even on sets there is really specific makeup that is

(49:59):
done for every case scenario.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
I mean they did that with black and white filming too,
Like silent films, they like would use like green makeup
on your face because the cameras would pick up green bets,
contour or whatever shades.

Speaker 3 (50:13):
But I feel like like the things that were being
like also just like naturally the beauty standards of that
time was like eyebrows, lips, and like like those being eyebrows,
lips and eyes were the main features you wanted to exaggerate,
and to exaggerate those things for camera, like the shadows
had to be like I feel like very deep here,

(50:35):
very dark shadow here, very like and like to me,
that created iPhone face. But makeup was like causing the
illusion of these lifted parts of your face because it
was so exaggerated so that the camera like it would
it would just not seem that serious on camera. Everyone
knows that in real life that makeup did look very
like odd and like extreme, and I think people started

(50:57):
to then get filler and and it worked done based
off this face that would not have existed if not selfie.
iPhones becoming like a thing everybody had access to and
everybody wanted to look that way, So everybody was doing
their makeup that way. And to me, that's iPhone face.

(51:17):
iPhone faces maybe so like the aftermath, like the.

Speaker 2 (51:21):
Yeah, but I also feel like the meaning crosses over
into a specific phenotype of face. You know, there's people
that look like they have Renaissance painting faces, and there's
how people looked in the nineteen thirties.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Like when I think of iPhone face, I think of
dressed to impress makeup, like the makeup you can PLoP
on there, that's an iPhone face.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
I've had multiple comments say that I have an iPhone face.
Is that a joke or is that real? Because I
think it's I think it's an earnest. I think people
are like, you don't look like you would exist, you know,
I have like recession.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
Oh okay, so you're thinking of iPhone take face as
in like a time period, Like I thought.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
That's inherent that's inherently a part of the term. Yeah,
it is because people have said that, they've commented on that,
or like they've sent me dms like you have an
iPhone face. Maybe it's a joke, but I'm also like,
I could see my face only exist.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
See, I never say it use like that, like I've.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
Never maybe it's used like that for men.

Speaker 3 (52:22):
Yeah, because I'm like, I don't know if I can't
remember being told i've ever I've never been referred to
as iPhone face, as far as I'm aware, I've.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Always like, when I see it, I've always interpreted as
like your face could not exist in the forties.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
Oh see, I'm thinking so like beauty standard of like dude,
you've like iphoned your face, like of like keeping up
with the kardash I think it can be that's like
your face exactly both, and.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
It's probably less work related for men because we're men
typically don't know as much good without and they look
perfect always. Yeah, women like me, I can't think of
one ugly guy, not even one.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Okay, wait then I'm actually curious, like, because did you
say an example of somebody you thought has iPhone face.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
A female one?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
Yeah, or like I want to know both because now
I'm just curious.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Well, I get I get those comments. Maybe they're joking,
but I'm kind of like I kind of see that
I don't. I don't feel like I would exist in
the fifties.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
I've also heard it like used in like like you've
distorted your face by using technology, Like I've seen it
like us where it's like like all of these gin
alpha kids are going to have iPad face.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Okay, then maybe that goes back to kind of like
the gender beauty standards of like men, because I do
think the interpretation I've been giving and battling for some reason. Also,
sorry if it seems to start like a debate or
sounded like I was debating, I'm just like, actually, so
I've never heard of it like used like that, or
at least not in my.

Speaker 2 (53:49):
It's probably just a term that doesn't have a solidified
meaning because it's.

Speaker 3 (53:52):
Like brand new. We haven't had iPhones for like long
enough to know, but I do think it's like I
because girl to me, I'm like, I feel like girls
also refer to like iPhone face too, even like in
terms of makeup, like like my friends and I was like,
who are they're going to get their like make it.
Then they're like, oh, I don't want like iPhone face,
I want like a like birth.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Day makeup that let girls do their birthday. I know, motherfuckers,
evil bitches.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
What nothing. No, I'm tired of doing ironic, problematic stuff.
But obviously the opening there is to be like women, Wow,
I know you know what. Let me say some ship.

(54:41):
Women look way better with makeup. Put that ship on.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
Put that ship on, like like marvelous miss time, like
a woman not being able to get a proper night
to sleep because if she wakes up, if her husband
wakes up and sees her bare face, she's literally gonna
have to stay home.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Crazy the three sixty that it's done throughout the time.
But yeah, as a feminist, I'm telling women, don't fucking
leave that. It's not birthday makeup, it's every day makeup.
Do that ship every day.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
And when Rue from Stranger Things was twerking in hail Mary,
I was so scared. And then fucking Meryl Street shook
ass stinky butt style.

Speaker 6 (55:26):
I need to know female and male don't say the word.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Yeah it's jarring. It was storry. I did repeat it,
but I just like see sometimes I do, like subconsciously
I go to bat for you because I would never
say female, but I repeated it because you said it
and I knew that blows.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
Marrow Street boobs a nude scene.

Speaker 2 (55:48):
Okay, well, add to Home Scream.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Is like final, Boss, Gabe, what was it the other
day that.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
It's getting really bad?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
There was what was it? It wasn't when we were
at gay bars, but there was something like I called
you in it, Oh bitch. I facetimed Kai and he
was playing Fortnite in Oh my god, what's the artist?

Speaker 2 (56:15):
Why am I Finland?

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Yeah? He was playing Fortnite in a Tom of Finland's
shirt alone.

Speaker 2 (56:20):
I answered immediately because I'm an ally and I'm wearing
a Tom Tom of Finland shirt. Also. That comes like
what forty eight hours after we get out of an
uber at our bleep and we get out and there's
a bunch of gay guys and I'm talking to one
of them and he's like, how have you been? Do
you remember me? And I was like, of course I

(56:41):
remember you, and then he said what have you been
up to? I said, I'd just been having sex and
then asking my dad for mindy.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Mind you This guy has asked me on several occasions
like what's guy's deal?

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Like?

Speaker 2 (56:52):
Is he a nice going into this? I didn't know
that going into this. I was just talking and.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
Then he's really cute?

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Is he?

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Or is he gay?

Speaker 2 (57:00):
He goes, what are you doing after this? And I said, oh,
we're going to the twenty year anniversary tonight, which it
actually was, and then he gets a little bit freaked out.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
There's elite level gaze. By the way, these are like
gays that have been going out in LA for a decade. Them,
of all people, should know that it's the twentieth anniversary.
The fact that they didn't know and kind that's bad.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
Express yourself me the car, Express yourself, Express yourself.

Speaker 1 (57:32):
Why why is this you the guy?

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (57:33):
Why this is a express yourself? Don't repress yourself?

Speaker 1 (57:40):
Okay to man name, Yeah, I just I love yourself.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
The sonic sonically what it sounded like.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
I'm thinking about getting a vintage Deanon de Lucas shirt
from the nineties.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
Okay, I'm gonna do media because I don't know what
the fuck you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
You're not You're not as NYC pilled as I am.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
I really am not I'm like, I'm so what the
second air won.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Then the og airwan but in New York. Dean and
de Luca. Hello, it's sad. It's Friday night recorded instead
of Saturday night live. It's Friday night recorded, no recorded,
It's Friday night recorded.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
No, It's Friday afternoon.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Friday afternoon recorded.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Space guys, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Sorry, my dad just sent me a really sweetie and nude,
semi really cute email.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
That's really sweet.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Can I see dude?

Speaker 2 (58:52):
Really?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Mine is again from the drama Quick Trip by light Risk.
I think I want to see the drama and hustle.
I think you would like it.

Speaker 3 (59:01):
I need to see you.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
I think you would like it, and yeah, see it.
I think you would like it. My media, I'd go
with you. I would literally go tonight if you wanted.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
To night.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Dude. Honestly, my media is the silence, the silence. I
would like some silence. I just feel so overstimulated. I've
been listening to like too much media actually, so I
should have a full fucking list. I actually started Invincible
that like, whoa.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Wait, how did you get there?

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Because I was bored as shit on Amazon and I
forgot what I had watched. I had watched like it's
so good, and it was when I was cleaning, not today.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
And he's hot. Invincible's hot. He is objectively that's a sexy.

Speaker 3 (59:54):
Well that's also all I could think about is the
fact that when that Fortnite skin came out, you bought it,
and then you were trying to get me to buy
the Omni one or is that what his name is. Yeah,
he was trying to get me to buy it too,
so he could just like look when we played together.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
He could just look in them all the time. Computer
take his suit off, show me his hairy chest, show
me his belly, show me his big hairy thighs. Does
he have a bush? But what do you think? It's good? Right?

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Yeah, it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I been got.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
Also, Invincible isn't hot. Omni Man is hot. I don't
know why I said invincible.

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
I think I've already said this, But like, seriously, yesterday,
I am so blessed. I am blessed by everything that
I have found such a solid group of friends and
women in general in my life. Yesterday felt like the
movie Calendar Girls, because we went to this like cliff
Lookout and just smoked a bunch of fucking weed together

(01:00:50):
and it was so awesome Like this video I'm gonna
insert it of Saba Celli and Coco and Rain gowing
up this hill felt like this is all like wow.
If to make it the perfect girl's trip, of course
Orion would be there as well, which oh my god,

(01:01:14):
like hashtag coming soon. But I just felt so blessed.
So y'all should watch Calendar Girls because that's a movie
that like makes me feel good like that, Oh, Miles
End Kicks, like Miles End Kicks. I don't know, I
have like you with your brain with that movie titled title,

(01:01:37):
like I can't get it out right. It is so
fucking good, Barb seeing her again, like because we saw
Faces of Death a week before, like but we saw
it in like twenty twenty two, and then the like
seeing it in theater again. It was crazy because I
like was not bored. I was so happy to watch it,

(01:01:59):
and then like watching a mile and Kicks watching that
one like a week later, I'm just wow.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Also, it was crazy because we interviewed the director on
Netflix Rcdmate night before.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Which also was a like fun ass for no. I
liked Roommates. I really liked also.

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
And we met Adam Sandler and he was so happy
to me guys, and he was so cool and he
was so nice, and he was gassing us up and
he was like, y'all are killing it. I know who
you are. My daughter is obsessed with you, guys and I.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
And it was so sweet too, because like I feel
like he's setting up the path like for his daughter,
like Sadie, to essentially have what he had, which was
just like a group of and she well, yeah, who
are good at what they do, just like who get
along and can make work together. It's like oh. Also,
at one point, Chris Rock and Adam Sandler were standing

(01:02:53):
right behind you and I like catching up and like
so green, making so many like stud ass jokes. They
were like.

Speaker 4 (01:03:01):
Roommates, what are they gonna grow up? They need to
do a grown ups That's how we really got it started.
And they were all like that, like stupid.

Speaker 1 (01:03:10):
It was like a barbeque, like.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Like yeah, literally like a barbecue reunion of just like
family reunion. Everyone's outside like shooting the ship.

Speaker 1 (01:03:20):
And Adam Sandler made me feel like family. I am
obsessed with him, Oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
God, And I'm looking on his wife's name. She was
really sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:03:29):
Wait, and his wife's mother, Oh yeah, it was so funny.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
And Jackie, Jackie Sandler, she was so sweet as well.
But yeah, such an exciting Like past two weeks, I'm
feeling past three weeks, I'm feeling very grateful, very alive.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I'm not stopping, guys. I'm going to film a movie tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (01:03:52):
Oh my god, I forgot.

Speaker 1 (01:03:53):
I leave tomorrow. And then we got a live show
in LA with ironically Netflix on Maynight. Tickets in bio
if you're in Los Angeles, pull up. I actually don't
even know if there's tickets left. I think it's might
be sold out, but check the website.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Anyways, me Andrew are going to crash out on this
movie set. By the way, Yeah screen.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
Drew and Ky are going. Kai is going to Drew's papa.
He's wrangling.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Yeah, Kai is savior.

Speaker 2 (01:04:23):
I'm actually and I'm not joking. I play his much
younger little brother.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
I was saying papa in like an endearing way.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
I care and I'm just telling you objectively. I'm playing
an elder jen alpha Spunky, but confident, you know Spunky.

Speaker 1 (01:04:42):
We need Kai cam for Spunky.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Next episode. We're actually getting it and you guys, I know,
we joked around.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Order it, order it on the car.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
We have like eighteen thousand cameras in the house. It's
just probably not actually we just put.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Into I do want to soft box something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:58):
No, it's even better if you are Wan, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
What if I look really good at it? Though? Think
about that.

Speaker 7 (01:05:05):
Okay, bye

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
M