May 22, 2026 • 57 mins
Fight the urge to for introspection and start underthinking
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Guys, Hello, we're doing a Zoom episode today.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
How far.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm not kidding setting this up Also, everyone should know
that the Queen Enya is the one who always sets
up the Zoom. I have a Zoom account for this
occasion only, really, and setting it up today was genuinely
the hardest thing I've ever done. I felt like it
was freaking me out because I'm like, damn, I am
far more disconnected, like technologically than I think I'm even
(00:46):
ready for.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Like, also, I just know seeing like mine and Kai's
text being like, hey, we're ready whenever you are, just
like enraged you even further.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No, not even enraged me, but I was like I
had already like sat down and been writing it in
my head. I was like, oh, I have Zoom on
my computer because we do this all the time, but
I forgot since I've reset my computer, I don't have Zoom.
And when I looked it up on the app store,
like I got really scared because when you look up Zoom,
(01:16):
it's not just one answer, it's literally like eighteen thousand
versions of like Zoom. And then I went on the
website and my laptop isn't updated enough to get the
new version off the app Store, so I had to
go to the website to like found find it, and
it was like download for Apple Silicon or something, and
I was like, oh my god, am.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I downloading an illegal version? Like what's happening in Apple
Silicon to India? Real quick? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So basically Apple decided to no longer be uh what
do you call it?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's like when you, oh my god, ya, you're in
your nice era for real, like you're letting Kai explain technology.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
No, I actually got a lot farther than the process.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Smile on your face. Yeah, Dragon.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Basically Apple, no.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, no, no, no stop.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Hey Drew, I'm gonna like ask you to remember that
you're the one who asked this man to go on
this like terroristic act. And although I don't agree with
this terroristic behavior, that is explaining whatever Apple Silicon means,
I can be okay with the fact that, like, you
know what, my friend asked for that terrorist to do that,
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and like.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, but I'm not a terrorist. I'm just talking about computers.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So I mean, who said that?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, notice how you said I'm not a terrorist. I'm
just talking about terroristic things.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'll tell you what though, I do terrorize the nay.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Up.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's like a little taste that this.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Is you guys fingering each other now.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I think.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So it's like the way we like wrap up is like.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Also, guys, if you're wondering where I am, I'm in
Toronto and I'm meeting with Drake, so.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Damn sh it is bad and you yeah, he's me.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm meeting Ice.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Iceman, Iceman Iceman no more missed a nice man.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh that was actually good. And you know what's crazy
is that could be on one of those because he
did drop three albums.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Right, I'm I like, yeah, he dropped three album.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh my god, Kaiki save your water. Wash it with
the Fiji.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I wanted that shirt so I wanted that shirt so bad.
Oh my god, I want that shirt so bad. I
literally like with I'm bringing.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It home to you, baby, I'm literally bringing it home
to you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
My first topic that I want to talk about today
is I mean, notoriously, I'm an overthinker. I overthink everything,
every everything, everywhere, all out exactly, which, by the way,
I predicted that movie back in twenty sixteen. But that's
not a conversation for today's podcast. Uh, it's actually good
(04:13):
of me saying everything everywhere all at once with like
galaxies in different dimensions and shit clock it.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
But uh, I Drew, I think that's something that's been
said so.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Many times, but not in the context that I used to.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, because you were like, okay, but there's rocks as well,
hold on.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And I was also like in twenty sixteen, I was
like struggling with my sexuality and I was talking about it,
and it was like, my parents hate me for being gay,
but I like want to be with my girlfriend. But
I went a relationship with my parents, so I was confusing.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
With your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I identify as gay, but the lesbian part. So
I'm a lesbian me too.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Are you all gonna like take advantage of that or
something or just leave it out in the open?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh? Baby, I take advantage of that. I take advantage
of that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
For real.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
How's my hair looking today? I did not look at
the head.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It looks good. Can you please get all I need
you to obsess over something that is not your hair?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Droop.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Your hair has become like almost like a tick, like it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Literally is like because it was so bad for so long,
like it was so ugly for so.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Much Okay, how about this tonight if I write like
a very like eerie short script about your hair, can
you act in it? And I'll record it when I
get home, because like, I have such a perception of
you with your hair, to the point that Josie was like, oh,
he just loves that hair.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, you're blowing right now. I think you're in your
bag the most. When you're on zoom, you look like
AI almost, it's like perfect. But I was saying that
I am an overthinker. I'm thinking about trying on underthinking
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and joining them.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Being a think would you say, what being a thinking bottom?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I don't know, yeah, exactly, underthinking bottom. So that's that's
my big my big one. That's my big one this
episode we should try on underthinking. And then this is
the part where we have a conversation about it after.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
So ask me questions, Okay, what what brought you to
this conclusion? Do you think there's a world where underthinking
takes on a life of its own as a term,
because if that is what, like I do. I like
where you're going. But the only thing I'm feeling the
need to workshop friend a friend is underthinking just doesn't
sound phonetically good. But yeah, what brought you here? And
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why are you? Like?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, panic attacks, not nightly rage in bed before I
fall asleep, right right, the one to kill myself. Yeah,
So I was like, oh, maybe if I'm not thinking
at all, none of those things will happen anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Hmm. Yes, but maybe instead of thinking less, you find
things to distract your hands.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Like opiates. Oh my god, and you you're so fucking
right like opiates. Yes, I will be taking opiates per
Enya's advice just now. I will distract myself from thinking
by nodding off. And yet you are a your genius.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And I was kind of like secretly like I was
kind of thinking that, but I wanted someone else to
tell me, so it wasn't my idea. So thank you
for saying that verbatim just now. You said that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I say that, okay, God, and you just said it.
You literally just said it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You said, you know, that's something i'd say to you.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I would never say that to Why would you say
that to me?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Why is it a bad thing?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
For?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Issue said it?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, opiate addiction isn't good. That's not a good thing. Objective.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I don't think you have. I don't think you have
that in your path. So I'm like, yeah, you go
do your fucking opiate's if you're like so like like
period that works for Drew, that doesn't work. You're offended
that I don't think you'd spiral into addiction.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'm not offended. It's just like I I do have
like a dark side to me.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know, well, Kaya famously is addicted to eating pussy.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I knew it was going there.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Was going on.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Here's the thing. We have mentioned this and people think
it's a joke, but I had to go to fucking
rehab for eating for being addicted to eating both. And
it was me in a circle with a bunch of
eaters and we had a share, which is.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Such a bad idea by the way.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, it was put a.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Bunch of eaters in a circle a bunch of munchers. Wait,
instead of eaters, it's munchers.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So essentially what you did, Kai is you went to
a room full of Yeah there can be women and
men in there, but you got like human centipede with
them because you all had the oral fixation of giving
head and you're all sat in a circle. So all
of you take as Drew is insinuating is like to
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stand up, turnover to your right, and everyone's getting.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I would say yes. However, the only change I would
make is that it was more of a human our
boros because I said we were in a circle, so
we would eat each other.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Was the Galaxy logo?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, that was the Galaxy logo.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
And we are infinity?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, oh, Drew, speaking of you predicting things, I was
looking at the audio that you sent me. What is it?
They're rolling down in the deep one?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
What you know about roll and down in the deep? Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You know, a bow roll and down in the deep?
You know, but you know a bow rolling down in
the deep. And when my brain goes now we can
call it mental freeze.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And you know how it shows your friends videos on
if they've used the song. I was looking and there's
a really old video of Busy and Emma in this
video is from two thousand and one. Look up here,
what is this?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
What is that? Brat? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
This was two thousand and one. Brat dropped in twenty
twenty four or twenty twenty one. Brad dropped in twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Wait hold on, let me unpin Indya. I need to
see this on the big screen.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Wait, I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You said crazy, that's actually crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, something about that is just not making sense.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I made one mistake. I've literally made one mistake. It's
it is hard being.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
A twenty one you mean twenty one?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Oh fuck?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Okay, well maybe we cut that.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Okay, Well, Drew, you're not going to sell me on this.
You can put it away, kai, It's okay. Yeah, dude,
sometimes you literally are like an uncle with early onset amnesia,
like and ANDed. Okay, So back to your underthinking theory.
(11:35):
What does this entail other than your excuse for trying
to find a reason to do an opiate.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
M Well, that's that's it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
So the underthinking can only be done via sedation with
an opiate.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah right, that's what you think. Well, I just think,
like a majority of the population, because Trump got elected,
I'm assuming they're all underthinkers. So I'm going to join them.
Yeah yeah, I'm just I'm going But that's like by nature,
So that's just not your nature. Well, and I also
decided I'm gonna be the happy smiler. What the fuck,
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I'm gonna be happy and smiley all the time.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Now, it doesn't really carry in your tone like and
also you're not smiling right now.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well I already I already have like a tone voice,
so it's it doesn't really work, but I am.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Let's try to put some pep in your.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Prep my step, bitch, come on, like, I'm a gay man.
You don't have to mention prep to me all the fucking.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
No, you need to put some prep in your blood.
I said pep in your step.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh you're saying pep. Get on pep because that's the
new drug that if you take within seventy two hours
of hooking up with someone, it'll kill the vir is
in your bloodstream. And you're saying I'm addicted to sex,
and all gay guys are addicted to sex?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yes, is that not true? Let's ask the broom.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I mean yeah, it's I mean it's it's so.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It's so spot spot on until you or someone like
me who knows way too many gay guys who are
having the hardest time finding someone to have sex with.
But also, granted, I do think I know the like
losers top No, I know the top tier cookie of
gay guys. So it's like to me, yeah, gay guys
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have a lot sex unless they're like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Are you saying I'm top tier cookie gay guy? Or yes?
Uh okay so I get no play? Yes, wow, okay? Period?
What don't you want me.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
To say gay people are sluts? Or no? Like really
backed me into a wall?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Really really uh No. I was literally I was with
Barbie and Bim last night and we were talking about
how gay guys are addicted to sex, and we were
trying to figure out if it's like a good thing
or a bad thing, because I'd rather gay guys be
addicted to real life sex than to porn. But I
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think unfortunately, gay guys are addicted to both porn and
real life sex. But then it opened up this whole
other dialogue, in this whole other conversation where I was like, oh,
this is really interesting because like obviously, like we've all
experienced it, Like people leave a hundred nice comments, thousand
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nice comments, and then you read that one that's like
a hate comment, and you're like, damn that fucking sucks.
I really suck. Everyone hates me da da dada at all.
But it's really just the loud minority. And then I
was thinking about, like, oh, everyone acts like they have
a lot of sex, like everyone is talking about how
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fucking sex they have, especially in the gay community. But
then it started making me think, and I was like, actually,
I think they're just allowed minority because I don't think
people are having sex anymore, which is really curious and
really interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
But I mean, yeah, realistically, because even me saying, like,
I know the top tier cookie in LA that doesn't
get a lot of play because they are like feeling
impossible to reach, if that makes sense, Like if your
top tier cookie, I feel like you get approached less
because people are like kind of scared of you and
also just have this idea of you that like I
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don't think anybody sees you in a way that like
feels you're not such subjectified. If you're still like dedicated
to the untru thinking thing, you wouldn't have amazing thoughts
like this.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Have you ever thought about that?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Like if you were in in like a comatose opiate state,
we could not be having this gorgeous conversation.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
How do we know if we don't try, Because.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I've been around people who are on opiates recently, and damn,
I don't know what they're putting in them now. But
like maybe they're not.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
There, Like they're not they're on a penzanol and shrank.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
And I feel like everyone who's doing that shit is
literally on that because I'm like, I mean, it kind
of is amazing how every time we're in a recession,
opiates are just like the go too. I guess it
makes sense because.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
It's like, see, they feel good and everything is bad,
you can feel good anyways. Sorry for bringing up opiates
so early in the podcast. I mean, it's what I've
just been in an era where I want to relapse
a little. I'm like, oh, that would be so fun.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
That would be fun for you for three seconds, and
then you would immediately I think, even through an opiate high,
have a full blown panic attack. Like I think realistically,
I don't even know if you'd be able to enjoy yourself,
because I, you know, me could, Yeah, I could see you.
What why don't you just like, Okay, how about this
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find access to a single opiate and then sneak it
across into a different country where you won't have access
to another one, and get yourself a ticket and then
you can go out into the middle of the fucking woods.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, I was thinking about flying to the Golden Triangle
and holding up in an Opiuan Din for like two
weeks and then flying back home. What is that? Bitch?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Okay, I can't lie though, Drew, I love you so much.
But if that is a path you went down and
people would be like, where's.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Your Like, who the fuck is that this bitch.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Don't fucking play with me. I'm not going to fucking
wherever the fuck? What fuck? Where is the Golden Triangle?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's in like Vietnam?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Oh bitch. Oh so the flight is that long.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Con rest?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, I don't pay for no would find you. I'll
pay Josh.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I'm like John, Oh no, Josh would get the fuck
Yeah no, no, okay, fuck it.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Me and Josie could go save you. It'll be like
like a two thousand and eight like comedy movie that's
like really actually not funny.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, it actually ends up being like Trainspotting. Okay, there
was something else I wanted to talk about, and.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Well, the good news is no one died in that movie.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So in Transpotting would see if you think about it.
But I know we've talked about this before, and this
is not a hot take. I've seen people talk about
this a million times, but it just recently happened to me,
where like I make plans to hang out with someone
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either like a small group of people, and it's just
like a couple of us, and it's like I am
comfortable hanging out with these people, and then I get
there and there's eight fucking people that I did not
know where a part of the plan flash banging me
with new people added to the plan, or an hour
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before we meet up, adding people to the plan. I
will not go. I will not go. I will not come, Like,
do not do that to me. Do not do that
to me adding people to the plan last second, Like
I'm so sorry, Like, oh hell.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I think for me, it depends on the case scenario.
It like really does depend. But I do agree with you.
In no world do I suddenly want to be meeting.
I just don't want to be meeting more than I
can't do more than four people new in a night
because I'm like, listen, now you're all getting forgotten because
too many people also, But I don't know, I kind
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of take to the chest like not remembering people. I
feel like I'm pretty good at like forgetting. Actually that's
like fucked up. Yeah, I don't want to meet that
many people because I'm also like to de off about
like I don't get the post social anxiety of like, uh,
I hope I did a good job. I'm just like, whoa,
no one here is real.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
This isn't real, guys, this is my room so cute.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It is gorgeous. Your room makes me really jealous, Like, honestly.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I don't like that part.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Wait, you posted on your close friends in my room.
What were you doing in my room? Whoo?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I was smelling your bedding because I missed you, baby,
I missed you. No, I was taking a I was
around that. Yeah. And then someone asked me if I
knew the choreography to Young Many New music video, and
I only know like the first like fifteen seconds. So
I recorded the first fifteen seconds of the choreography and
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the best lighting that was closest to me, and that
was your room happened to be your room. And then
also I was putting like a zool I've been playing
in your room like it's fun up there.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I love that. I love that you have been hanging
upstairs with me more often. You've been leaving your dungeon.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I'm about to be hermit mode two thousand and three,
Like it's about to like like I'm about to like
remember how I was like eighteen months ago, Yeah, twenty
four months ago.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
No, I'm not gonna let that happen. Bro bro bro, Like,
why would you live like that? You have the blessing
of being able to do what you do. Go explore
the world, don't hermit off?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I know, I know, but there's the reasons.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Ki fly back to La and get my boy at
a cutwater.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
He can get that in La. Why do I have
to get that? I feel like, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'll be back on Friday night. Baby. We could go out,
I'll go out with you. We could go like have
a cute dinner. We could go get drinks. I'll get
you like more because I'm not a cheap piece of
shit who wouldn't fly back for my husband, the man
I claim to love.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, I'm craning you. I love you, Drew, I love you,
I love you.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
And yeah, and I'll be back. So Friday, get sexy
for me, so you better be.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I hope you kept those fleets. I hope you kept
those fucking fleets for me.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Wait, let's go on a little tour. Let's go on
a tour real quick.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I need you to get sponsored by them.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
We're going.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
What did you just step on something?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yes? I did, and I don't want to talk about it. Hey,
we are now in my bathroom bottom floor drawer. Yeah,
we're fleeted up. We're booted up. Wait, and then I
have like some other ones too. I have I think
these are glycerin, but you can't use those because it
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fills your butt with glycerin for like days like oil
and liseron. I talked about this at the live show
and since oh yeah, I guys, I accidentally made mustard
gas inside of my ass. I did some really really
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ZEDs work down there, and honestly, like it wasn't even
like to get play, Like it wasn't even about I know.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
That's the craziest part is he's he's also not He's
not being like fatitious in this moment, like he had
no play. He was not stepping off that bench that
night like he was on the bench.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I was on the bench. It was literally just like
I need relief. So I did what I had to
do and I used the regular fleet enema, which tried
and true, old faithful gets the job done almost every
fucking time, but this time it didn't really work that well.
So I was like, Oh, I'm gonna use this other one,
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which has a stimulant and it's like a little baby too,
a stimult laxive. And then I did a fleet one,
pissed that out of my ass Jesus fucking Christ, and
then I squirted up the gel and almost immediately I
knew something was seriously wrong. Like literally the second the
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tip hit my butthole, I knew something was seriously wrong.
And I just committed for like half of the second
more and squirted some of the gel up there. And
the pain that I felt is uncomparable to anything I've
felt before in my life, Like I can only imagine,
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like you know, when like white people go to the
forest and like get stuck by fuck like bullet ants
for some fucking reason, Like that's what it was giving
inside of my buttthole. Like it was like borderland hallucinogenic.
I immediately started sweating, like drolling, like like biting my
hand like trying to not scream, and it was going
on for five minutes, and I was like, Oh, I'm
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a real about to have to go to the hospital.
Because if the gree burns inside my fucking football and colon, like,
I just ruined my fucking life. Great, and then I
just hopped in the shower and uh prayed it went away,
and it went away, and then I went upstairs immediately
to y and was like, I just made mustard gas
inside of my eye.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, the craziest part is you had come up there
and you sat there for like a second in silence,
because I, like, I think I was watching like a cartooners.
I was watching something and you just came in and
I remember looking at you and I kept watching, and
then you were just like I just thought I was
gonna have to go to the hospital because I mean,
mustard dass in my ass. Oh my god, I mean.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
That being mustard gas in my ass is hilarious. I
mean that's you now have like the closest experience that
a vagina having person can have when they have to
put a monostat three or seven or one day. There
was like a few versions of my on a stat
and I didn't know this because like I just bought
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the one that said like three days on it because
I was like, PEERI you are danna kill this shit
in three days done.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I feel like I
have such a high pain tolerance. Like I really I'm
constantly covered in like dark as versus. And I'm like,
uh uh, because I just knocked myself into everything, like
I have a high pain tolerance. Whoa, that was. Yeah,
that felt like doing ayahuasca to like find out if
(26:29):
I wanted to talk to my dad again, like or
something whatever white people do ayahuasca for. Like, oh my god,
I actually thought, I remember, that's the first time I've
ever I don't like use Reddit and shit like that,
especially for like a medical thing. That was the first
time in my life like I had. I was really
(26:50):
like because I was like this can't be good. I
genuinely was convinced, Like, oh my god, I thought my
Like I was like, there for sure is crazy scar
tissue and fucking vagina from that, Like it was like
measure burning soil rib.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
For his player. It's like it's like, you know, like
when the dudes have hemorrhoids all up inside their colon
pullets and ship it's like a cave. It's like a
cavernous cave for the day, for the Vanya day, your
your vagina is a cave with some rocks and stalagtites
and stalagmites hanging down for the Vania Day, true, Vanya Day. Okay,
(27:31):
So we've talked about closeted Arby's eaters, like there's a
whole population of people out there that like, yeah, secretly
eat Arby's and keep it in business. We're not talking
about closeted Long John Silver's eaters. Like there's some real
fucking eaters out there that are eating Long John Silvers
and Arby's. And I know the crossover is insane. Which
(27:53):
one of you motherfuckers are going to Long John Silvers?
Which one of you motherfuckers are waiting in line? You
have to drive, girl, it's fish. They're hiding like this
in the drive through. Like, girl, wait Long.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Silvers menu, Like I need to know.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And I'll do an ad read for him.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Who the fuck asked who as? Okay, true, you would
suck all of this up. You eat Jack in the box.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
You love Jack in the box, girl, love just love
Jack in the box.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Is no matter the time of the day. He needs some.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Jack in the box. Like, I hate this fucking troupe.
It's it's like the only thing that y'all say that
like rubs me in the wrong way for some reason,
Like y'all could, like, in a very.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Way take it to the chest all the other weird
ship you eat, but you won't just admit that you
love Jack in the box, Jack.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
In those box, bro, I don't I eat it once
every three days?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Like?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's not crazy? Okay?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Actually I can't lie. The Long John Silvers menu isn't
that crazy?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And that's fishy, fishy, and that's on and that's on
the box smelling like fish.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
I mean, okay, be honest. If it was between Long
John Silvers and Arby's, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I'm going to Arby's. Yeah, fish from a fast food
place sounds crazy?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Have you ever eaten steak nuggets from a fast food place?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Is crazy?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
All right, now Arby's versus fucking Long John Silvers?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Are you? Are you seeing Arby's or are you seeing
Long John Silvers? Down? Well? Should I do some psyops?
Y'all have heard three of them? Y'all's yoga pants. Haven't
been to a yoga class, just the vape store and Target.
(30:16):
Fuck it, My non binary ops think they them. My
non binary ops think they slash them. LGBT stands for
Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce telephone.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That one is actually incredible. That one is a guy's
absolutely nothing on this planet is a is a quick.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Drops the feature. So it's Lady Gaga Beyonce telephone. LGBT
stands for Lady Gaga Beyonce Telephone. No, that's perfect, Okay,
gaze be like I'm verse. Oh sorry, gay guys, be like,
(31:03):
I'm verse this. I'm verse that. It's the only verse
you need is a Bible verse. No.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, I like where you're going. I like where that's right.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Me and jos I have been workshopping that one for
a couple of days. It hasn't really gotten to where
it needs to be yet.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Oh my god, we do have to insert the picture
set in the group trap.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Oh with my ass, that's such a good picture.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh yeah, I remember I was zooming in with the goggles.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Only colorful my room used to be. I'm like now
like millennial.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I know they took the color room.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Well, they turned off the color in gay Town, so
that's why you're muted.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Is my room colorful? Would you say? Or is it pretty?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
It doesn't the word colorful but it's warm and has
splashes of color.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yes, yeah, it's also I now, Kayie, your room is
very millennial gray.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, it's so weird that you got your bedroom done
like that, Like why would you want that to be?
What your bedroom looks like?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
You got it everything. I just got it everything. And
my bed frame is actually it's a white marble slab.
Usually people use it as like a kitchen island, but
daddy want to be for a bed so you sleep,
you sleep warms you and my and my sheets are
super white. My towels are super white, like a hospital.
(32:33):
And then what else?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Is there any beije in there?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
M there's a little bit of beige? Yeah. The artwork
that I put up, no, never mind. The artwork that
I have up is Neon Neon sign and it says
cela ve. And then there's.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Another Martini glass. It's a Martini glass.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It's a Martini glass.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
No, and the olives fall under Is there any eyes
in that? Say Levey?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah, right, yeah, the olives or the Martini glasses tipped
over the word and all of is that?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I yes?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
And yeah, I want that shirt bro.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
To give me for it.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Girl, You know exactly what I'm gonna give you for
Are you gonna give me that? The cookie will be
off quarantine by the time you get back. I must
have guessed.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
The scars have healed.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It's crazy. I literally was on Supreme for the first
time ever to buy that shirt in a very long time,
and it sold out like very quickly. But I i
and then I was like, oh am, I just gonna
buy it resell and it's like reselling for like three
hundred dollars and I was like, actually, well, I'm one.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Of those resellers because I did stand in line overnight
and I bought all of the mediums there were, so
I've been just like kind of living off of those
and reselling those.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It's actually genius. I got told my outfit is a
Challengers Vibes yesterday because I did wear this exactly, I think,
exactly this jacket last when was that? I got this
jacket on Sunday and I've worn it every no Saturday
(34:26):
and I've worn it every single Hoday Saturday since.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Que cue. Hey Kai, does this make you happy? Like
seeing him?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Oh shit, the print is crazy? What the fuck? I
wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
That was your comment.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
He didn't hear me say giving. He didn't hear me
say that. Just let's just pip off.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
What he said.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
WHOA your print? I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
That was it giving gray sweatpants challenge?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
It was giving what d or s D s print
s two s print ser Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Okay, good, good, good, good good. There is this video
that I've been debating posting on TikTok for two and
a half weeks now of me doing the Addison ray like.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Did zoom but that out? Like you sounded so not
like a sound human should be making or hearing that
zoom fully doesn't blocked out.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
But the reason I haven't posted it yet is because
you can very clearly see the outline of my dick
and balls like you can see each way. So I
was like, oh, maybe not, but maybe I do. Maybe
(36:01):
I do, Maybe I do, Maybe I do, Maybe I don't.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I think. Is it the one with me and Josiah
dancing with you?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Oh just put an emoji put the egg plant emoji over?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, but it would be good material, Yeah yeah, yeah
for what LPSG.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
What what is that?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
It's basically this bodybuilding forum that got taken over by
gay guys and They post photos of people's feet and
ask for like, oh, does this start have nudes?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Did you have sex with him?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Some people are out there like dishing out tea and
yeah I did something good for the house.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
What'd you do?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
You do? It's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
What you do with your time.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
A second good thing coming. It's just a bounce house. Yep,
I'm the bounce house bound. I know exactly what I'll
get Kai giggling and laughing every time. I know how
to get him giggling. That's my giggle boots right there.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Kay is giving academic trade right now.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I know. Yeah. I we did the Netflix is a
Joke live show, yes La, and it was fucking awesome.
It was so much fun. Insert clip of Kai's entrance.
KaiA popped out and Kai did his big one and then.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
What an extra large one? He did an extra large one?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
And I really want to talk about made me recite
this joke that was just for me and him in
front of his parents, and it's one of the most
humiliating things that's ever happened to me. Yeah, I guess
I'll tell it on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Fine, I mean like, yeah, you have to, Yeah, you
have you have to, but can I give the background
and then you tell the joke? Is okay? So Kai
for the last three four weeks has been going around
La talking to people I know and people that have
no idea who I am, people who know who I
(38:47):
am but I've never met. So just every genre of
person you can think of in his opening line, like
they wouldn't even they're not even talking about me at
this point. His opening line every single time is this,
And if you want to add Kai, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'll just be like, oh wait, did I tell you
that Drew was bouncing on my dick the other day
and then he stood straight up and it looked like
somebody portal horshata on my stomach. And then I'll be like.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Oh, okay, every time you said it.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
By the way, I have like the most disgusting visual
I've ever thought of in my whole life, Like it
is so disgusting, it's really gross.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, because there's like cinnamon and shit in there, so.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Hi, shut the fuck up. Sorry, sorry, And there's turns
there's a huge cinnamon stick that also falls out at
your's ass.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
We lose ho, But yeah, Kai has been going to
like random fucking people and saying this to random people. Yeah,
not like people you know, is what I mean.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
But if it's someone Kai, if it's someone only you
know and Drew doesn't know, to be fair to Drew,
that is a random person.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
But it is one the most flattering things Kai's ever
done for me. I'm not even kidding. Like the fact
that I like come up in conversation casually like that
with you is really special to me.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
So oh, I always bring you guys up. I'm very
proud of you.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Guys me too, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
I actually am proud of you.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Ohod about what go on?
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I think you have finally taken a hold of your
life in a way you've maybe always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh, thank you now, Drew goes.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
You've y'all are so greedy pigs, both of you.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It's okay. You don't have to. You don't have to
if you don't want to, but it would be nice.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
You've kind of unlocked your dreams, like Yo was saying, like,
you've always wanted to work in comedy, and look at
you now, baby, You're directing big things on a work
chirp right now and doing big things. And I think
it's like all coming together for you very quickly, and
it's really.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Exciting and it's because of you, guys. It's whole thanks
to you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
So no, you're you, You've been a star baby.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yes, we are a part of it, because I'd like
to think of myself as like a Yoda in a way,
not maybe Yoda. I'm like o Ge Yoda. I don't
play that.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Baby ship and you can tell Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (41:29):
Virus Wait, hint of virus girl, I've had that for
years now. I've been watching Japanese animated porn for so long.
Y'all are just coming around to the hint of virus ship.
(41:49):
Is it getting better or no?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:53):
I like I like that delivery way more than the
the questioning of it all.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I tried that in the live show for the first
time and it was one of the worst experiences of
my life. I said something during that show that silenced
the room in a way that like I've never done before,
and I thought I was being silly and it was
it did not Oh.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I remember what it was. I think it wasn't the
Charlie XCX thing.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
No, it wasn't Charlie shit. But to clarify that, I
wasn't saying Charlie's new ship doesn't work. I actually love
her new shit. I was just saying, girl Sleepy.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Just said Charlie needs to take a nap. It sounded
really shady, but that's everyone thought I was being shady. Yeah,
you were saying it was like a concerned gig guy.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah, and like you can sleep. Maybe it's okay.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
I feel like everyone's getting a bit concerned for the
pop rolls too, because it really is, like I mean, damn,
once you want you get the hamster reel for real,
going like it almost feels like a threat to step off,
because like the second you step off, there like borrying
we wanted something yesterday.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
You missed the you missed the boat, you missed the train.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Let me that's why we should all just be complete
with the self.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
You know, yes, I've been saying this.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Feel content with the self. Go on, Like, why do
you need to be useful? Slash? What do you actually
deem as useful? A lot of people's ideas of usefulness. Okay,
you think like getting the like top paying job is
(43:44):
going to make you useful. You can like be the
top tier of your class of like any career or anything,
you can still be Yeah, and you can still be useless.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
No, I get it, No, but you know what I mean, Like,
I know what you mean.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
A lot of people think being useful is like, I
don't know, like making something somebody cares about. And it's like, baby,
I actually have the worst news ever that is not
that useful. So you might find that even if you
get all the accolades you're shooting for, you're gonna still
feel useless unless you're able to be content with the cell.
(44:30):
You should be happy with yourself even when you're fucking
butt fuck depressed. And that's like a really hard feet
that I don't I don't think i'll ever necessarily get.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Would you say about feet?
Speaker 3 (44:41):
It's very large, Harry Husky feet ah ew Okay. Should
we do media?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
No, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
I watched Desperately Seeking Susan today and it was really good.
It's by the same director who did She Devil in
Smithereens really funny, really random, really kooky hashtag women in
film clocking.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
I need more of that.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Like do we though? Should girls shut up?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Kai take this stand? No?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Absolutely not, absolutely not. And here's the thing. I can't
even fucking joke about that. Like I literally can't even
rip with you right now, Drew, Are you okay?
Speaker 8 (45:41):
It's just like really scary for me to like look
what you did to Drew that, Like the thought of
like a woman like not having a platform is like
actually really concerning to me.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
And it's even like the thought that could.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I literally feel nauseous. My body's rejecting the concept of that. Drew.
I'm gonna FaceTime you after and make sure you're okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Thank you, yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Guy's gonna talk you to sleep at like what eleven am.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah, he's gonna lull me back to bed.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Just take a nap, baby, Just take a nab.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Well.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I watched that movie and trying to think what else,
Oh my gosh, I rewatched The Inception because that was
a movie that I literally only remember being able to
get to, like the first dream on And I still,
I genuinely I paused that movie. I took my time
(46:33):
watching it. I still don't know what the fuck that
movie is on about, Like I genuinely like and I
think I have yeah right, it's like there is supposed
to be no real Like Also, i'd argue that Inception
falls under category of a boy movie.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Oh yeah, that's like the first boy movie. You're spot on. Yeah.
I watched it once with my babysitter when it first
came out, when I was like fucking three years old
or some shit, because I was born in twenty eleven.
And wait, when did it come out?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
I was I think it came out in like twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I was, what the fuck? That's crazy?
Time fucking flies like well live and when I was
like zero watching that movie, I kind of understood everything.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
So.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Right, But that's just the overacker in me. Callback, callback, weeping.
I just run simulation in my head. H So you
watched Inception and what was the first one?
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Desperately Seeking? Susan Madonna? Isn't it? Perio?
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Nineteen eighty five Madonna? It's actually really fun. It's a
good watch.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
If anybody wants to get me a Holy Grail gift,
I'll send you a link. It's like, it's like the
it's the only thing that I want that I cannot
buy for myself.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
What the hell are you talking about? Like your birthday
isn't coming up, A holiday for gifts isn't coming up.
Why are you just like begging? You're digitally begging. At
the end of our podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Episode, I'm talking to y'all, baby, I'm not talking to them.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
You're dot You're still digitally begging on my computer.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Give me to me?
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Okay, can you actually send me the link I want
to I want to know.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Is it something I know you've definitely seen it. Let
me see if I have like a million listings saved
on eBay, but I'm sure they've sold. Also, the Victor
Wimbin Yama card my PSA ten A it's worth people
(48:58):
are selling it for like five thousand after the game
last night? Wait, how do you go to the dime out.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
To flip that shit? The fuck? Like?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
What should I go on? Should I go on my
basketball rant? Real quick?
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Honestly go for it because I haven't heard you talk
about basketball and long enough that I'm genuinely interested.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, So we know this about myself. I'm a Mavericks fan,
but I fucking hate the Mavericks right now. So over
the last three years, I've been transitioning to a Spurs fan.
Me and Kai set courtside for Victor Wibin Yama's rookie
year because he's just special and I needed to be there,
and Kai made it happen because that's my fucking man,
(49:41):
that's my truth, that's my siss, Like that's everything. I
did that for me and I really appreciated it. Still
one of the most special experiences of my entire life.
But the game yesterday was probably the greatest game of
(50:02):
basketball I've ever watched on my television screen. Victor webbin
Yama is the truth. So just to like paint a picture,
OKAC is a superpower team. They're like one of the
greatest teams ever assembled. I'd even argue, like better than
Warriors during their dynasty with Kevin Durant. Like they're really
(50:25):
special right now, and if they really played their cards right,
they could win the next five championships. And then Spurs
are a young, budding, very athletic team with arguably, in
my opinion, the greatest player in the world Victor webin Yama,
and they're playing in the Western Conference finals right now.
So it's like this young, like borderline underdog team the
(50:47):
Spurs versus OKC. This like they're still very young, but
they're studs. They've proved that they can win the champion
they championship, they prove that they can do it. So basically,
the Western Conference Finals right now stuts and yaway, you
did wait, that was sick. That was sick. I couldn't
(51:08):
even like laugh because I was so impressed, Like I
love that you did that, Like that was really smart,
Like mine and Kais is like gay shit. Yours was
lesbian shit. I live. That was fears. But anyways, the
Western Conference Finals right now is basically the real finals.
So whoever wins this playoff series basically wins the finals
(51:33):
because like it's between the Cavaliers and the Knicks, and
wimbin Yama will curb stomp both of them. But I
do have my worries about the Knicks because I think
everyone is really sleeping on them. But they're playing some
of the best basketball I've ever seen in a playoff
series and it's really special. And whoever wins okay See
or Spurs has to be very careful to not get
(51:54):
comfortable because there's still a really fucking good team and
I think the are gonna win this series. But we'll
find out tonight if they win or not. Okay See Spurs,
really special game winm.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
beIN yam Oh my god, should I bet on a game?
I think? I think sports betting is legal in the UK.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Oh my god, Yes, bet tonight or bet the next Spurs. Okay,
see game that the Spurs are gonna win. Take over
on Wimbin Yama. He's gonna score more than twenty five
point five points. But what we just witnessed from Womben
Yama was like a mentality we've never seen before. Like this,
(52:38):
This dude wants to win so fucking bad. He wants
to put the ball in the hoop so fucking bad,
and he will not stop till he does it. This
motherfucker in like the heat of the moment, thirty seconds
left down three pulled from forty feet. He's seven foot five.
He should not be doing that. It was his first
made three of the game. He is clutch unlike anything
(53:01):
we've ever seen before, and he really is the goat
and they're riding that fucking high into the next game.
And I don't know, I just think it was really
fucking special to witness and all you bitches that didn't watch,
ha ha, Sorry I did, And bitch, I was like
jumping on the couch with Mason and Josh, like I
was literally me and Mason or me and Josh were
(53:24):
like hooting and hollering, and Mason was going for okay
see because he like shay Gil just Alexander. We'll talk
about that at another point, which like, yes, he is
really good double MVP da da dah. He probably deserved it,
but like, don't do that to me. I was rooting
for Oka See last year, but this year, like they're
too good. It's like not fun to root for girls Spurs.
(53:48):
But yeah, that's my little basketball tangent. Watch the Spurs
Okac matchup. It is the birth of a rivalry in
the league. Chet Holme Grin is getting absolutely curb stomped
by women Yama and it's the first like time I've
ever seen a one sided beef ever in life, just
(54:09):
not basketball, where the guy who is objectively better is
the one talking all the shit life, Like Wimben Yama
is so funny, bitch. He went to fucking China and
hung out with monks and like he does not play
about this basketball shit. He's really fucking cool. Get into it, y'all.
Get into it, y'all.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
I'm gonna buy a fake one of those off Tamu
and replace.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
It I would be so sad.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Also, I'm still obsessed with Haley Williams album. That's the
rest of the the new one, yeah, or the one
from last year.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
And then my media is this guy Aaron Westbury. You
watch him, I drew he's doing stand up. Yeah, it's
just posting these videos that are really funny, Like he
goes up and does stand up and one of them
he just tells the same joke like go over and
over again for like ten minutes. That's really funny.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
It's like performance are bro the right context. It's literally
high r.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
I haven't even watched this, but I know it's good.
It just says not going up when it's my turn.
I think his video is really funny.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
Even even just like beyond his stand up, which is
really funny, his fucking videos of him being like like
getting off my seven hour shift and he's like sobbing
because he just got off his like eight hour shift
or whatever, and he's sad because he wants to work.
Like all of his all of his just like videos
(55:49):
on Instagram are hilarious, right right right. My media obviously
is Spurs okayc matchup too in the fucking or Get
Lost Cowboys and Angels George Michael all, I need air
and don't be afraid knowledge.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
Oh my god, don't be afraid is crazy. Zoom is
cutting it out. So you're kind of just like you.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
You like.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
The way you.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Showed me that, right?
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Mm hmm yeah. Mason posted it on Instagram a couple
of days ago and reignited my love for it.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
Well, nice talking to you fucking losers by Oh I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
I do miss y'all, I miss you want to nab
a yeah to me?
Speaker 3 (57:00):
Okay, Well, I'm hunting the people who have hantavirus because
I want it.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
You're hunting them?
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, you're hunting them right now?
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Wait, what is it? There's like this genre of kink,
like I mean fetish. I don't even know if it's kink,
but they like go after people with STDs trying to
get infected with them.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Oh my god, you literally mean with hons the virus.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
I actually need the text to eat in that because actually,
let me not air his shit out, but there's something
special that he's doing in New York that he needs
that knowledge in the list.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
Oh thanks for the Epstein list, period
Guys, Hello, we're doing a Zoom episode today.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
How far.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I'm not kidding setting this up Also, everyone should know
that the Queen Enya is the one who always sets
up the Zoom. I have a Zoom account for this
occasion only, really, and setting it up today was genuinely
the hardest thing I've ever done. I felt like it
was freaking me out because I'm like, damn, I am
far more disconnected, like technologically than I think I'm even
(00:46):
ready for.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Like, also, I just know seeing like mine and Kai's
text being like, hey, we're ready whenever you are, just
like enraged you even further.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
No, not even enraged me, but I was like I
had already like sat down and been writing it in
my head. I was like, oh, I have Zoom on
my computer because we do this all the time, but
I forgot since I've reset my computer, I don't have Zoom.
And when I looked it up on the app store,
like I got really scared because when you look up Zoom,
(01:16):
it's not just one answer, it's literally like eighteen thousand
versions of like Zoom. And then I went on the
website and my laptop isn't updated enough to get the
new version off the app Store, so I had to
go to the website to like found find it, and
it was like download for Apple Silicon or something, and
I was like, oh my god, am.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
I downloading an illegal version? Like what's happening in Apple
Silicon to India? Real quick? Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:42):
So basically Apple decided to no longer be uh what
do you call it?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
It's like when you, oh my god, ya, you're in
your nice era for real, like you're letting Kai explain technology.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
No, I actually got a lot farther than the process.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Smile on your face. Yeah, Dragon.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Basically Apple, no.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, no, no, no stop.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Hey Drew, I'm gonna like ask you to remember that
you're the one who asked this man to go on
this like terroristic act. And although I don't agree with
this terroristic behavior, that is explaining whatever Apple Silicon means,
I can be okay with the fact that, like, you
know what, my friend asked for that terrorist to do that,
(02:26):
and like.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Okay, but I'm not a terrorist. I'm just talking about computers.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
So I mean, who said that?
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, notice how you said I'm not a terrorist. I'm
just talking about terroristic things.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I'll tell you what though, I do terrorize the nay.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Up.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
That's like a little taste that this.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Is you guys fingering each other now.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I think.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So it's like the way we like wrap up is like.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Also, guys, if you're wondering where I am, I'm in
Toronto and I'm meeting with Drake, so.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
Damn sh it is bad and you yeah, he's me.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
I'm meeting Ice.
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Iceman, Iceman Iceman no more missed a nice man.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Oh that was actually good. And you know what's crazy
is that could be on one of those because he
did drop three albums.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Right, I'm I like, yeah, he dropped three album.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Oh my god, Kaiki save your water. Wash it with
the Fiji.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
I wanted that shirt so I wanted that shirt so bad.
Oh my god, I want that shirt so bad. I
literally like with I'm bringing.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
It home to you, baby, I'm literally bringing it home
to you.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
My first topic that I want to talk about today
is I mean, notoriously, I'm an overthinker. I overthink everything,
every everything, everywhere, all out exactly, which, by the way,
I predicted that movie back in twenty sixteen. But that's
not a conversation for today's podcast. Uh, it's actually good
(04:13):
of me saying everything everywhere all at once with like
galaxies in different dimensions and shit clock it.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
But uh, I Drew, I think that's something that's been
said so.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Many times, but not in the context that I used to.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, because you were like, okay, but there's rocks as well,
hold on.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
And I was also like in twenty sixteen, I was
like struggling with my sexuality and I was talking about it,
and it was like, my parents hate me for being gay,
but I like want to be with my girlfriend. But
I went a relationship with my parents, so I was confusing.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
With your girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah, I identify as gay, but the lesbian part. So
I'm a lesbian me too.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Are you all gonna like take advantage of that or
something or just leave it out in the open?
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Oh? Baby, I take advantage of that. I take advantage
of that.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
For real.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
How's my hair looking today? I did not look at
the head.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
It looks good. Can you please get all I need
you to obsess over something that is not your hair?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Droop.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Your hair has become like almost like a tick, like it.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Literally is like because it was so bad for so long,
like it was so ugly for so.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Much Okay, how about this tonight if I write like
a very like eerie short script about your hair, can
you act in it? And I'll record it when I
get home, because like, I have such a perception of
you with your hair, to the point that Josie was like, oh,
he just loves that hair.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well, you're blowing right now. I think you're in your
bag the most. When you're on zoom, you look like
AI almost, it's like perfect. But I was saying that
I am an overthinker. I'm thinking about trying on underthinking
(06:08):
and joining them.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Being a think would you say, what being a thinking bottom?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I don't know, yeah, exactly, underthinking bottom. So that's that's
my big my big one. That's my big one this
episode we should try on underthinking. And then this is
the part where we have a conversation about it after.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
So ask me questions, Okay, what what brought you to
this conclusion? Do you think there's a world where underthinking
takes on a life of its own as a term,
because if that is what, like I do. I like
where you're going. But the only thing I'm feeling the
need to workshop friend a friend is underthinking just doesn't
sound phonetically good. But yeah, what brought you here? And
(06:56):
why are you? Like?
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, panic attacks, not nightly rage in bed before I
fall asleep, right right, the one to kill myself. Yeah,
So I was like, oh, maybe if I'm not thinking
at all, none of those things will happen anymore.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Hmm. Yes, but maybe instead of thinking less, you find
things to distract your hands.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Like opiates. Oh my god, and you you're so fucking
right like opiates. Yes, I will be taking opiates per
Enya's advice just now. I will distract myself from thinking
by nodding off. And yet you are a your genius.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
And I was kind of like secretly like I was
kind of thinking that, but I wanted someone else to
tell me, so it wasn't my idea. So thank you
for saying that verbatim just now. You said that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
I say that, okay, God, and you just said it.
You literally just said it.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
You said, you know, that's something i'd say to you.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I would never say that to Why would you say
that to me?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Why is it a bad thing?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
For?
Speaker 1 (08:08):
Issue said it?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, opiate addiction isn't good. That's not a good thing. Objective.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
I don't think you have. I don't think you have
that in your path. So I'm like, yeah, you go
do your fucking opiate's if you're like so like like
period that works for Drew, that doesn't work. You're offended
that I don't think you'd spiral into addiction.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'm not offended. It's just like I I do have
like a dark side to me.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know, well, Kaya famously is addicted to eating pussy.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I knew it was going there.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Was going on.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Here's the thing. We have mentioned this and people think
it's a joke, but I had to go to fucking
rehab for eating for being addicted to eating both. And
it was me in a circle with a bunch of
eaters and we had a share, which is.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Such a bad idea by the way.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Yeah, it was put a.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Bunch of eaters in a circle a bunch of munchers. Wait,
instead of eaters, it's munchers.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
So essentially what you did, Kai is you went to
a room full of Yeah there can be women and
men in there, but you got like human centipede with
them because you all had the oral fixation of giving
head and you're all sat in a circle. So all
of you take as Drew is insinuating is like to
(09:31):
stand up, turnover to your right, and everyone's getting.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I would say yes. However, the only change I would
make is that it was more of a human our
boros because I said we were in a circle, so
we would eat each other.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Was the Galaxy logo?
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, that was the Galaxy logo.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
And we are infinity?
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, oh, Drew, speaking of you predicting things, I was
looking at the audio that you sent me. What is it?
They're rolling down in the deep one?
Speaker 1 (10:08):
What you know about roll and down in the deep? Okay?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I was looking for.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
You know, a bow roll and down in the deep?
You know, but you know a bow rolling down in
the deep. And when my brain goes now we can
call it mental freeze.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
And you know how it shows your friends videos on
if they've used the song. I was looking and there's
a really old video of Busy and Emma in this
video is from two thousand and one. Look up here,
what is this?
Speaker 1 (10:38):
What is that? Brat? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
This was two thousand and one. Brat dropped in twenty
twenty four or twenty twenty one. Brad dropped in twenty
twenty four.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Wait hold on, let me unpin Indya. I need to
see this on the big screen.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Wait, I'm confused.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
You said crazy, that's actually crazy, that's crazy.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
Yeah, something about that is just not making sense.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
I made one mistake. I've literally made one mistake. It's
it is hard being.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
A twenty one you mean twenty one?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Oh fuck?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Okay, well maybe we cut that.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Okay, Well, Drew, you're not going to sell me on this.
You can put it away, kai, It's okay. Yeah, dude,
sometimes you literally are like an uncle with early onset amnesia,
like and ANDed. Okay, So back to your underthinking theory.
(11:35):
What does this entail other than your excuse for trying
to find a reason to do an opiate.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
M Well, that's that's it.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
So the underthinking can only be done via sedation with
an opiate.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Yeah right, that's what you think. Well, I just think,
like a majority of the population, because Trump got elected,
I'm assuming they're all underthinkers. So I'm going to join them.
Yeah yeah, I'm just I'm going But that's like by nature,
So that's just not your nature. Well, and I also
decided I'm gonna be the happy smiler. What the fuck,
(12:17):
I'm gonna be happy and smiley all the time.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Now, it doesn't really carry in your tone like and
also you're not smiling right now.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Well I already I already have like a tone voice,
so it's it doesn't really work, but I am.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
Let's try to put some pep in your.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Prep my step, bitch, come on, like, I'm a gay man.
You don't have to mention prep to me all the fucking.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
No, you need to put some prep in your blood.
I said pep in your step.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Oh you're saying pep. Get on pep because that's the
new drug that if you take within seventy two hours
of hooking up with someone, it'll kill the vir is
in your bloodstream. And you're saying I'm addicted to sex,
and all gay guys are addicted to sex?
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Yes, is that not true? Let's ask the broom.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I mean yeah, it's I mean it's it's so.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
It's so spot spot on until you or someone like
me who knows way too many gay guys who are
having the hardest time finding someone to have sex with.
But also, granted, I do think I know the like
losers top No, I know the top tier cookie of
gay guys. So it's like to me, yeah, gay guys
(13:36):
have a lot sex unless they're like.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Are you saying I'm top tier cookie gay guy? Or yes?
Uh okay so I get no play? Yes, wow, okay? Period?
What don't you want me.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
To say gay people are sluts? Or no? Like really
backed me into a wall?
Speaker 1 (13:55):
Really really uh No. I was literally I was with
Barbie and Bim last night and we were talking about
how gay guys are addicted to sex, and we were
trying to figure out if it's like a good thing
or a bad thing, because I'd rather gay guys be
addicted to real life sex than to porn. But I
(14:17):
think unfortunately, gay guys are addicted to both porn and
real life sex. But then it opened up this whole
other dialogue, in this whole other conversation where I was like, oh,
this is really interesting because like obviously, like we've all
experienced it, Like people leave a hundred nice comments, thousand
(14:38):
nice comments, and then you read that one that's like
a hate comment, and you're like, damn that fucking sucks.
I really suck. Everyone hates me da da dada at all.
But it's really just the loud minority. And then I
was thinking about, like, oh, everyone acts like they have
a lot of sex, like everyone is talking about how
(14:59):
fucking sex they have, especially in the gay community. But
then it started making me think, and I was like, actually,
I think they're just allowed minority because I don't think
people are having sex anymore, which is really curious and
really interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
But I mean, yeah, realistically, because even me saying, like,
I know the top tier cookie in LA that doesn't
get a lot of play because they are like feeling
impossible to reach, if that makes sense, Like if your
top tier cookie, I feel like you get approached less
because people are like kind of scared of you and
also just have this idea of you that like I
(15:35):
don't think anybody sees you in a way that like
feels you're not such subjectified. If you're still like dedicated
to the untru thinking thing, you wouldn't have amazing thoughts
like this.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
Have you ever thought about that?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Exactly?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Like if you were in in like a comatose opiate state,
we could not be having this gorgeous conversation.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
How do we know if we don't try, Because.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I've been around people who are on opiates recently, and damn,
I don't know what they're putting in them now. But
like maybe they're not.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
There, Like they're not they're on a penzanol and shrank.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
And I feel like everyone who's doing that shit is
literally on that because I'm like, I mean, it kind
of is amazing how every time we're in a recession,
opiates are just like the go too. I guess it
makes sense because.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
It's like, see, they feel good and everything is bad,
you can feel good anyways. Sorry for bringing up opiates
so early in the podcast. I mean, it's what I've
just been in an era where I want to relapse
a little. I'm like, oh, that would be so fun.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
That would be fun for you for three seconds, and
then you would immediately I think, even through an opiate high,
have a full blown panic attack. Like I think realistically,
I don't even know if you'd be able to enjoy yourself,
because I, you know, me could, Yeah, I could see you.
What why don't you just like, Okay, how about this
(17:07):
find access to a single opiate and then sneak it
across into a different country where you won't have access
to another one, and get yourself a ticket and then
you can go out into the middle of the fucking woods.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Well, I was thinking about flying to the Golden Triangle
and holding up in an Opiuan Din for like two
weeks and then flying back home. What is that? Bitch?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Okay, I can't lie though, Drew, I love you so much.
But if that is a path you went down and
people would be like, where's.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Your Like, who the fuck is that this bitch.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Don't fucking play with me. I'm not going to fucking
wherever the fuck? What fuck? Where is the Golden Triangle?
Speaker 1 (17:52):
It's in like Vietnam?
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Oh bitch. Oh so the flight is that long.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
Con rest?
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Yeah, I don't pay for no would find you. I'll
pay Josh.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
I'm like John, Oh no, Josh would get the fuck
Yeah no, no, okay, fuck it.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Me and Josie could go save you. It'll be like
like a two thousand and eight like comedy movie that's
like really actually not funny.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
Yeah, it actually ends up being like Trainspotting. Okay, there
was something else I wanted to talk about, and.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Well, the good news is no one died in that movie.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
So in Transpotting would see if you think about it.
But I know we've talked about this before, and this
is not a hot take. I've seen people talk about
this a million times, but it just recently happened to me,
where like I make plans to hang out with someone
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either like a small group of people, and it's just
like a couple of us, and it's like I am
comfortable hanging out with these people, and then I get
there and there's eight fucking people that I did not
know where a part of the plan flash banging me
with new people added to the plan, or an hour
(19:10):
before we meet up, adding people to the plan. I
will not go. I will not go. I will not come, Like,
do not do that to me. Do not do that
to me adding people to the plan last second, Like
I'm so sorry, Like, oh hell.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
I think for me, it depends on the case scenario.
It like really does depend. But I do agree with you.
In no world do I suddenly want to be meeting.
I just don't want to be meeting more than I
can't do more than four people new in a night
because I'm like, listen, now you're all getting forgotten because
too many people also, But I don't know, I kind
(19:48):
of take to the chest like not remembering people. I
feel like I'm pretty good at like forgetting. Actually that's
like fucked up. Yeah, I don't want to meet that
many people because I'm also like to de off about
like I don't get the post social anxiety of like, uh,
I hope I did a good job. I'm just like, whoa,
no one here is real.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
This isn't real, guys, this is my room so cute.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It is gorgeous. Your room makes me really jealous, Like, honestly.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
I don't like that part.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Wait, you posted on your close friends in my room.
What were you doing in my room? Whoo?
Speaker 1 (20:25):
I was smelling your bedding because I missed you, baby,
I missed you. No, I was taking a I was
around that. Yeah. And then someone asked me if I
knew the choreography to Young Many New music video, and
I only know like the first like fifteen seconds. So
I recorded the first fifteen seconds of the choreography and
(20:47):
the best lighting that was closest to me, and that
was your room happened to be your room. And then
also I was putting like a zool I've been playing
in your room like it's fun up there.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
I love that. I love that you have been hanging
upstairs with me more often. You've been leaving your dungeon.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I'm about to be hermit mode two thousand and three,
Like it's about to like like I'm about to like
remember how I was like eighteen months ago, Yeah, twenty
four months ago.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
No, I'm not gonna let that happen. Bro bro bro, Like,
why would you live like that? You have the blessing
of being able to do what you do. Go explore
the world, don't hermit off?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I know, I know, but there's the reasons.
Speaker 3 (21:37):
Ki fly back to La and get my boy at
a cutwater.
Speaker 2 (21:42):
He can get that in La. Why do I have
to get that? I feel like, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (21:46):
I'll be back on Friday night. Baby. We could go out,
I'll go out with you. We could go like have
a cute dinner. We could go get drinks. I'll get
you like more because I'm not a cheap piece of
shit who wouldn't fly back for my husband, the man
I claim to love.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Yeah, I'm craning you. I love you, Drew, I love you,
I love you.
Speaker 3 (22:05):
And yeah, and I'll be back. So Friday, get sexy
for me, so you better be.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
I hope you kept those fleets. I hope you kept
those fucking fleets for me.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
Wait, let's go on a little tour. Let's go on
a tour real quick.
Speaker 3 (22:19):
I need you to get sponsored by them.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
We're going.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
What did you just step on something?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Yes? I did, and I don't want to talk about it. Hey,
we are now in my bathroom bottom floor drawer. Yeah,
we're fleeted up. We're booted up. Wait, and then I
have like some other ones too. I have I think
these are glycerin, but you can't use those because it
(22:53):
fills your butt with glycerin for like days like oil
and liseron. I talked about this at the live show
and since oh yeah, I guys, I accidentally made mustard
gas inside of my ass. I did some really really
(23:16):
ZEDs work down there, and honestly, like it wasn't even
like to get play, Like it wasn't even about I know.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
That's the craziest part is he's he's also not He's
not being like fatitious in this moment, like he had
no play. He was not stepping off that bench that
night like he was on the bench.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
I was on the bench. It was literally just like
I need relief. So I did what I had to
do and I used the regular fleet enema, which tried
and true, old faithful gets the job done almost every
fucking time, but this time it didn't really work that well.
So I was like, Oh, I'm gonna use this other one,
(23:57):
which has a stimulant and it's like a little baby too,
a stimult laxive. And then I did a fleet one,
pissed that out of my ass Jesus fucking Christ, and
then I squirted up the gel and almost immediately I
knew something was seriously wrong. Like literally the second the
(24:18):
tip hit my butthole, I knew something was seriously wrong.
And I just committed for like half of the second
more and squirted some of the gel up there. And
the pain that I felt is uncomparable to anything I've
felt before in my life, Like I can only imagine,
(24:39):
like you know, when like white people go to the
forest and like get stuck by fuck like bullet ants
for some fucking reason, Like that's what it was giving
inside of my buttthole. Like it was like borderland hallucinogenic.
I immediately started sweating, like drolling, like like biting my
hand like trying to not scream, and it was going
on for five minutes, and I was like, Oh, I'm
(25:00):
a real about to have to go to the hospital.
Because if the gree burns inside my fucking football and colon, like,
I just ruined my fucking life. Great, and then I
just hopped in the shower and uh prayed it went away,
and it went away, and then I went upstairs immediately
to y and was like, I just made mustard gas
inside of my eye.
Speaker 3 (25:19):
No, the craziest part is you had come up there
and you sat there for like a second in silence,
because I, like, I think I was watching like a cartooners.
I was watching something and you just came in and
I remember looking at you and I kept watching, and
then you were just like I just thought I was
gonna have to go to the hospital because I mean,
mustard dass in my ass. Oh my god, I mean.
Speaker 4 (25:41):
That being mustard gas in my ass is hilarious. I
mean that's you now have like the closest experience that
a vagina having person can have when they have to
put a monostat three or seven or one day. There
was like a few versions of my on a stat
and I didn't know this because like I just bought
(26:03):
the one that said like three days on it because
I was like, PEERI you are danna kill this shit
in three days done.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Oh my god, Oh my god, I feel like I
have such a high pain tolerance. Like I really I'm
constantly covered in like dark as versus. And I'm like,
uh uh, because I just knocked myself into everything, like
I have a high pain tolerance. Whoa, that was. Yeah,
that felt like doing ayahuasca to like find out if
(26:29):
I wanted to talk to my dad again, like or
something whatever white people do ayahuasca for. Like, oh my god,
I actually thought, I remember, that's the first time I've
ever I don't like use Reddit and shit like that,
especially for like a medical thing. That was the first
time in my life like I had. I was really
(26:50):
like because I was like this can't be good. I
genuinely was convinced, Like, oh my god, I thought my
Like I was like, there for sure is crazy scar
tissue and fucking vagina from that, Like it was like
measure burning soil rib.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
For his player. It's like it's like, you know, like
when the dudes have hemorrhoids all up inside their colon
pullets and ship it's like a cave. It's like a
cavernous cave for the day, for the Vanya day, your
your vagina is a cave with some rocks and stalagtites
and stalagmites hanging down for the Vania Day, true, Vanya Day. Okay,
(27:31):
So we've talked about closeted Arby's eaters, like there's a
whole population of people out there that like, yeah, secretly
eat Arby's and keep it in business. We're not talking
about closeted Long John Silver's eaters. Like there's some real
fucking eaters out there that are eating Long John Silvers
and Arby's. And I know the crossover is insane. Which
(27:53):
one of you motherfuckers are going to Long John Silvers?
Which one of you motherfuckers are waiting in line? You
have to drive, girl, it's fish. They're hiding like this
in the drive through. Like, girl, wait Long.
Speaker 3 (28:11):
Silvers menu, Like I need to know.
Speaker 1 (28:15):
And I'll do an ad read for him.
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Who the fuck asked who as? Okay, true, you would
suck all of this up. You eat Jack in the box.
Speaker 4 (28:29):
You love Jack in the box, girl, love just love
Jack in the box.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
Is no matter the time of the day. He needs some.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Jack in the box. Like, I hate this fucking troupe.
It's it's like the only thing that y'all say that
like rubs me in the wrong way for some reason,
Like y'all could, like, in a very.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Way take it to the chest all the other weird
ship you eat, but you won't just admit that you
love Jack in the box, Jack.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
In those box, bro, I don't I eat it once
every three days?
Speaker 4 (29:06):
Like?
Speaker 1 (29:06):
That's not crazy? Okay?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Actually I can't lie. The Long John Silvers menu isn't
that crazy?
Speaker 1 (29:20):
And that's fishy, fishy, and that's on and that's on
the box smelling like fish.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
I mean, okay, be honest. If it was between Long
John Silvers and Arby's, where are you going?
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I'm going to Arby's. Yeah, fish from a fast food
place sounds crazy?
Speaker 3 (29:40):
Have you ever eaten steak nuggets from a fast food place?
Speaker 2 (29:45):
Is crazy?
Speaker 1 (29:47):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:49):
All right, now Arby's versus fucking Long John Silvers?
Speaker 2 (29:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:52):
Are you? Are you seeing Arby's or are you seeing
Long John Silvers? Down? Well? Should I do some psyops?
Y'all have heard three of them? Y'all's yoga pants. Haven't
been to a yoga class, just the vape store and Target.
(30:16):
Fuck it, My non binary ops think they them. My
non binary ops think they slash them. LGBT stands for
Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce telephone.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
That one is actually incredible. That one is a guy's
absolutely nothing on this planet is a is a quick.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
Drops the feature. So it's Lady Gaga Beyonce telephone. LGBT
stands for Lady Gaga Beyonce Telephone. No, that's perfect, Okay,
gaze be like I'm verse. Oh sorry, gay guys, be like,
(31:03):
I'm verse this. I'm verse that. It's the only verse
you need is a Bible verse. No.
Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah, I like where you're going. I like where that's right.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
Me and jos I have been workshopping that one for
a couple of days. It hasn't really gotten to where
it needs to be yet.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
Oh my god, we do have to insert the picture
set in the group trap.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
Oh with my ass, that's such a good picture.
Speaker 2 (31:34):
Oh yeah, I remember I was zooming in with the goggles.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
Only colorful my room used to be. I'm like now
like millennial.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
I know they took the color room.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
Well, they turned off the color in gay Town, so
that's why you're muted.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Is my room colorful? Would you say? Or is it pretty?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
It doesn't the word colorful but it's warm and has
splashes of color.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Yes, yeah, it's also I now, Kayie, your room is
very millennial gray.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
Yeah, it's so weird that you got your bedroom done
like that, Like why would you want that to be?
What your bedroom looks like?
Speaker 2 (32:11):
You got it everything. I just got it everything. And
my bed frame is actually it's a white marble slab.
Usually people use it as like a kitchen island, but
daddy want to be for a bed so you sleep,
you sleep warms you and my and my sheets are
super white. My towels are super white, like a hospital.
(32:33):
And then what else?
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Is there any beije in there?
Speaker 2 (32:40):
M there's a little bit of beige? Yeah. The artwork
that I put up, no, never mind. The artwork that
I have up is Neon Neon sign and it says
cela ve. And then there's.
Speaker 1 (32:55):
Another Martini glass. It's a Martini glass.
Speaker 2 (32:59):
It's a Martini glass.
Speaker 3 (33:01):
No, and the olives fall under Is there any eyes
in that? Say Levey?
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah, right, yeah, the olives or the Martini glasses tipped
over the word and all of is that?
Speaker 2 (33:13):
I yes?
Speaker 1 (33:16):
And yeah, I want that shirt bro.
Speaker 3 (33:19):
To give me for it.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Girl, You know exactly what I'm gonna give you for
Are you gonna give me that? The cookie will be
off quarantine by the time you get back. I must
have guessed.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
The scars have healed.
Speaker 1 (33:34):
It's crazy. I literally was on Supreme for the first
time ever to buy that shirt in a very long time,
and it sold out like very quickly. But I i
and then I was like, oh am, I just gonna
buy it resell and it's like reselling for like three
hundred dollars and I was like, actually, well, I'm one.
Speaker 3 (33:52):
Of those resellers because I did stand in line overnight
and I bought all of the mediums there were, so
I've been just like kind of living off of those
and reselling those.
Speaker 1 (34:06):
It's actually genius. I got told my outfit is a
Challengers Vibes yesterday because I did wear this exactly, I think,
exactly this jacket last when was that? I got this
jacket on Sunday and I've worn it every no Saturday
(34:26):
and I've worn it every single Hoday Saturday since.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Que cue. Hey Kai, does this make you happy? Like
seeing him?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
Oh shit, the print is crazy? What the fuck? I
wasn't expecting that.
Speaker 3 (34:51):
That was your comment.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
He didn't hear me say giving. He didn't hear me
say that. Just let's just pip off.
Speaker 1 (34:57):
What he said.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
WHOA your print? I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
That was it giving gray sweatpants challenge?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
It was giving what d or s D s print
s two s print ser Yeah?
Speaker 1 (35:11):
Okay, good, good, good, good good. There is this video
that I've been debating posting on TikTok for two and
a half weeks now of me doing the Addison ray like.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Did zoom but that out? Like you sounded so not
like a sound human should be making or hearing that
zoom fully doesn't blocked out.
Speaker 1 (35:39):
But the reason I haven't posted it yet is because
you can very clearly see the outline of my dick
and balls like you can see each way. So I
was like, oh, maybe not, but maybe I do. Maybe
(36:01):
I do, Maybe I do, Maybe I do, Maybe I don't.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
I think. Is it the one with me and Josiah
dancing with you?
Speaker 1 (36:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (36:12):
Oh just put an emoji put the egg plant emoji over?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yeah, but it would be good material, Yeah yeah, yeah
for what LPSG.
Speaker 3 (36:26):
What what is that?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (36:29):
It's basically this bodybuilding forum that got taken over by
gay guys and They post photos of people's feet and
ask for like, oh, does this start have nudes?
Speaker 1 (36:41):
Did you have sex with him?
Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:45):
Some people are out there like dishing out tea and
yeah I did something good for the house.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
What'd you do?
Speaker 2 (36:52):
Well?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
You do? It's gonna be.
Speaker 3 (36:56):
What you do with your time.
Speaker 1 (36:59):
A second good thing coming. It's just a bounce house. Yep,
I'm the bounce house bound. I know exactly what I'll
get Kai giggling and laughing every time. I know how
to get him giggling. That's my giggle boots right there.
Speaker 3 (37:21):
Kay is giving academic trade right now.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
I know. Yeah. I we did the Netflix is a
Joke live show, yes La, and it was fucking awesome.
It was so much fun. Insert clip of Kai's entrance.
KaiA popped out and Kai did his big one and then.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
What an extra large one? He did an extra large one?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
And I really want to talk about made me recite
this joke that was just for me and him in
front of his parents, and it's one of the most
humiliating things that's ever happened to me. Yeah, I guess
I'll tell it on the podcast.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Fine, I mean like, yeah, you have to, Yeah, you
have you have to, but can I give the background
and then you tell the joke? Is okay? So Kai
for the last three four weeks has been going around
La talking to people I know and people that have
no idea who I am, people who know who I
(38:47):
am but I've never met. So just every genre of
person you can think of in his opening line, like
they wouldn't even they're not even talking about me at
this point. His opening line every single time is this,
And if you want to add Kai, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
I'll just be like, oh wait, did I tell you
that Drew was bouncing on my dick the other day
and then he stood straight up and it looked like
somebody portal horshata on my stomach. And then I'll be like.
Speaker 1 (39:16):
Oh, okay, every time you said it.
Speaker 3 (39:18):
By the way, I have like the most disgusting visual
I've ever thought of in my whole life, Like it
is so disgusting, it's really gross.
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, because there's like cinnamon and shit in there, so.
Speaker 3 (39:31):
Hi, shut the fuck up. Sorry, sorry, And there's turns
there's a huge cinnamon stick that also falls out at
your's ass.
Speaker 1 (39:39):
We lose ho, But yeah, Kai has been going to
like random fucking people and saying this to random people. Yeah,
not like people you know, is what I mean.
Speaker 3 (39:51):
But if it's someone Kai, if it's someone only you
know and Drew doesn't know, to be fair to Drew,
that is a random person.
Speaker 1 (39:58):
But it is one the most flattering things Kai's ever
done for me. I'm not even kidding. Like the fact
that I like come up in conversation casually like that
with you is really special to me.
Speaker 2 (40:09):
So oh, I always bring you guys up. I'm very
proud of you.
Speaker 1 (40:12):
Guys me too, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
I actually am proud of you.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
Ohod about what go on?
Speaker 3 (40:24):
I think you have finally taken a hold of your
life in a way you've maybe always wanted to.
Speaker 2 (40:30):
Oh, thank you now, Drew goes.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
You've y'all are so greedy pigs, both of you.
Speaker 2 (40:40):
It's okay. You don't have to. You don't have to
if you don't want to, but it would be nice.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
You've kind of unlocked your dreams, like Yo was saying, like,
you've always wanted to work in comedy, and look at
you now, baby, You're directing big things on a work
chirp right now and doing big things. And I think
it's like all coming together for you very quickly, and
it's really.
Speaker 2 (41:02):
Exciting and it's because of you, guys. It's whole thanks
to you guys.
Speaker 1 (41:05):
So no, you're you, You've been a star baby.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
Yes, we are a part of it, because I'd like
to think of myself as like a Yoda in a way,
not maybe Yoda. I'm like o Ge Yoda. I don't
play that.
Speaker 1 (41:23):
Baby ship and you can tell Yeah, I know.
Speaker 6 (41:29):
Virus Wait, hint of virus girl, I've had that for
years now. I've been watching Japanese animated porn for so long.
Y'all are just coming around to the hint of virus ship.
(41:49):
Is it getting better or no?
Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:53):
I like I like that delivery way more than the
the questioning of it all.
Speaker 1 (42:01):
I tried that in the live show for the first
time and it was one of the worst experiences of
my life. I said something during that show that silenced
the room in a way that like I've never done before,
and I thought I was being silly and it was
it did not Oh.
Speaker 2 (42:21):
I remember what it was. I think it wasn't the
Charlie XCX thing.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
No, it wasn't Charlie shit. But to clarify that, I
wasn't saying Charlie's new ship doesn't work. I actually love
her new shit. I was just saying, girl Sleepy.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Just said Charlie needs to take a nap. It sounded
really shady, but that's everyone thought I was being shady. Yeah,
you were saying it was like a concerned gig guy.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
Yeah, and like you can sleep. Maybe it's okay.
Speaker 3 (42:53):
I feel like everyone's getting a bit concerned for the
pop rolls too, because it really is, like I mean, damn,
once you want you get the hamster reel for real,
going like it almost feels like a threat to step off,
because like the second you step off, there like borrying
we wanted something yesterday.
Speaker 1 (43:13):
You missed the you missed the boat, you missed the train.
Speaker 3 (43:17):
Let me that's why we should all just be complete
with the self.
Speaker 2 (43:20):
You know, yes, I've been saying this.
Speaker 3 (43:23):
Feel content with the self. Go on, Like, why do
you need to be useful? Slash? What do you actually
deem as useful? A lot of people's ideas of usefulness. Okay,
you think like getting the like top paying job is
(43:44):
going to make you useful. You can like be the
top tier of your class of like any career or anything,
you can still be Yeah, and you can still be useless.
Speaker 7 (43:58):
No, I get it, No, but you know what I mean, Like,
I know what you mean.
Speaker 3 (44:08):
A lot of people think being useful is like, I
don't know, like making something somebody cares about. And it's like, baby,
I actually have the worst news ever that is not
that useful. So you might find that even if you
get all the accolades you're shooting for, you're gonna still
feel useless unless you're able to be content with the cell.
(44:30):
You should be happy with yourself even when you're fucking
butt fuck depressed. And that's like a really hard feet
that I don't I don't think i'll ever necessarily get.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
Would you say about feet?
Speaker 3 (44:41):
It's very large, Harry Husky feet ah ew Okay. Should
we do media?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Mmm?
Speaker 1 (44:55):
No, I don't want to.
Speaker 3 (44:58):
I watched Desperately Seeking Susan today and it was really good.
It's by the same director who did She Devil in
Smithereens really funny, really random, really kooky hashtag women in
film clocking.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
I need more of that.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Like do we though? Should girls shut up?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
Kai take this stand? No?
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Absolutely not, absolutely not. And here's the thing. I can't
even fucking joke about that. Like I literally can't even
rip with you right now, Drew, Are you okay?
Speaker 8 (45:41):
It's just like really scary for me to like look
what you did to Drew that, Like the thought of
like a woman like not having a platform is like
actually really concerning to me.
Speaker 1 (45:52):
And it's even like the thought that could.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
I literally feel nauseous. My body's rejecting the concept of that. Drew.
I'm gonna FaceTime you after and make sure you're okay, okay.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
Thank you, yeah, okay, thank you.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
Guy's gonna talk you to sleep at like what eleven am.
Speaker 1 (46:07):
Yeah, he's gonna lull me back to bed.
Speaker 3 (46:08):
Just take a nap, baby, Just take a nab.
Speaker 1 (46:12):
Well.
Speaker 3 (46:12):
I watched that movie and trying to think what else,
Oh my gosh, I rewatched The Inception because that was
a movie that I literally only remember being able to
get to, like the first dream on And I still,
I genuinely I paused that movie. I took my time
(46:33):
watching it. I still don't know what the fuck that
movie is on about, Like I genuinely like and I
think I have yeah right, it's like there is supposed
to be no real Like Also, i'd argue that Inception
falls under category of a boy movie.
Speaker 1 (46:50):
Oh yeah, that's like the first boy movie. You're spot on. Yeah.
I watched it once with my babysitter when it first
came out, when I was like fucking three years old
or some shit, because I was born in twenty eleven.
And wait, when did it come out?
Speaker 3 (47:11):
I was I think it came out in like twenty eleven.
Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I was, what the fuck? That's crazy?
Time fucking flies like well live and when I was
like zero watching that movie, I kind of understood everything.
Speaker 2 (47:30):
So.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
Right, But that's just the overacker in me. Callback, callback, weeping.
I just run simulation in my head. H So you
watched Inception and what was the first one?
Speaker 3 (47:51):
Desperately Seeking? Susan Madonna? Isn't it? Perio?
Speaker 1 (47:54):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (47:55):
Nineteen eighty five Madonna? It's actually really fun. It's a
good watch.
Speaker 1 (48:00):
If anybody wants to get me a Holy Grail gift,
I'll send you a link. It's like, it's like the
it's the only thing that I want that I cannot
buy for myself.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
What the hell are you talking about? Like your birthday
isn't coming up, A holiday for gifts isn't coming up.
Why are you just like begging? You're digitally begging. At
the end of our podcast.
Speaker 1 (48:22):
Episode, I'm talking to y'all, baby, I'm not talking to them.
Speaker 3 (48:26):
You're dot You're still digitally begging on my computer.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Give me to me?
Speaker 3 (48:33):
Okay, can you actually send me the link I want
to I want to know.
Speaker 1 (48:37):
Is it something I know you've definitely seen it. Let
me see if I have like a million listings saved
on eBay, but I'm sure they've sold. Also, the Victor
Wimbin Yama card my PSA ten A it's worth people
(48:58):
are selling it for like five thousand after the game
last night? Wait, how do you go to the dime out.
Speaker 3 (49:07):
To flip that shit? The fuck? Like?
Speaker 1 (49:09):
What should I go on? Should I go on my
basketball rant? Real quick?
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Honestly go for it because I haven't heard you talk
about basketball and long enough that I'm genuinely interested.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Okay, So we know this about myself. I'm a Mavericks fan,
but I fucking hate the Mavericks right now. So over
the last three years, I've been transitioning to a Spurs fan.
Me and Kai set courtside for Victor Wibin Yama's rookie
year because he's just special and I needed to be there,
and Kai made it happen because that's my fucking man,
(49:41):
that's my truth, that's my siss, Like that's everything. I
did that for me and I really appreciated it. Still
one of the most special experiences of my entire life.
But the game yesterday was probably the greatest game of
(50:02):
basketball I've ever watched on my television screen. Victor webbin
Yama is the truth. So just to like paint a picture,
OKAC is a superpower team. They're like one of the
greatest teams ever assembled. I'd even argue, like better than
Warriors during their dynasty with Kevin Durant. Like they're really
(50:25):
special right now, and if they really played their cards right,
they could win the next five championships. And then Spurs
are a young, budding, very athletic team with arguably, in
my opinion, the greatest player in the world Victor webin Yama,
and they're playing in the Western Conference finals right now.
So it's like this young, like borderline underdog team the
(50:47):
Spurs versus OKC. This like they're still very young, but
they're studs. They've proved that they can win the champion
they championship, they prove that they can do it. So basically,
the Western Conference Finals right now stuts and yaway, you
did wait, that was sick. That was sick. I couldn't
(51:08):
even like laugh because I was so impressed, Like I
love that you did that, Like that was really smart,
Like mine and Kais is like gay shit. Yours was
lesbian shit. I live. That was fears. But anyways, the
Western Conference Finals right now is basically the real finals.
So whoever wins this playoff series basically wins the finals
(51:33):
because like it's between the Cavaliers and the Knicks, and
wimbin Yama will curb stomp both of them. But I
do have my worries about the Knicks because I think
everyone is really sleeping on them. But they're playing some
of the best basketball I've ever seen in a playoff
series and it's really special. And whoever wins okay See
or Spurs has to be very careful to not get
(51:54):
comfortable because there's still a really fucking good team and
I think the are gonna win this series. But we'll
find out tonight if they win or not. Okay See Spurs,
really special game winm.
Speaker 3 (52:08):
beIN yam Oh my god, should I bet on a game?
I think? I think sports betting is legal in the UK.
Speaker 1 (52:13):
Oh my god, Yes, bet tonight or bet the next Spurs. Okay,
see game that the Spurs are gonna win. Take over
on Wimbin Yama. He's gonna score more than twenty five
point five points. But what we just witnessed from Womben
Yama was like a mentality we've never seen before. Like this,
(52:38):
This dude wants to win so fucking bad. He wants
to put the ball in the hoop so fucking bad,
and he will not stop till he does it. This
motherfucker in like the heat of the moment, thirty seconds
left down three pulled from forty feet. He's seven foot five.
He should not be doing that. It was his first
made three of the game. He is clutch unlike anything
(53:01):
we've ever seen before, and he really is the goat
and they're riding that fucking high into the next game.
And I don't know, I just think it was really
fucking special to witness and all you bitches that didn't watch,
ha ha, Sorry I did, And bitch, I was like
jumping on the couch with Mason and Josh, like I
was literally me and Mason or me and Josh were
(53:24):
like hooting and hollering, and Mason was going for okay
see because he like shay Gil just Alexander. We'll talk
about that at another point, which like, yes, he is
really good double MVP da da dah. He probably deserved it,
but like, don't do that to me. I was rooting
for Oka See last year, but this year, like they're
too good. It's like not fun to root for girls Spurs.
(53:48):
But yeah, that's my little basketball tangent. Watch the Spurs
Okac matchup. It is the birth of a rivalry in
the league. Chet Holme Grin is getting absolutely curb stomped
by women Yama and it's the first like time I've
ever seen a one sided beef ever in life, just
(54:09):
not basketball, where the guy who is objectively better is
the one talking all the shit life, Like Wimben Yama
is so funny, bitch. He went to fucking China and
hung out with monks and like he does not play
about this basketball shit. He's really fucking cool. Get into it, y'all.
Get into it, y'all.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
I'm gonna buy a fake one of those off Tamu
and replace.
Speaker 1 (54:34):
It I would be so sad.
Speaker 3 (54:37):
Also, I'm still obsessed with Haley Williams album. That's the
rest of the the new one, yeah, or the one
from last year.
Speaker 2 (54:51):
And then my media is this guy Aaron Westbury. You
watch him, I drew he's doing stand up. Yeah, it's
just posting these videos that are really funny, Like he
goes up and does stand up and one of them
he just tells the same joke like go over and
over again for like ten minutes. That's really funny.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
It's like performance are bro the right context. It's literally
high r.
Speaker 2 (55:17):
I haven't even watched this, but I know it's good.
It just says not going up when it's my turn.
I think his video is really funny.
Speaker 1 (55:28):
Even even just like beyond his stand up, which is
really funny, his fucking videos of him being like like
getting off my seven hour shift and he's like sobbing
because he just got off his like eight hour shift
or whatever, and he's sad because he wants to work.
Like all of his all of his just like videos
(55:49):
on Instagram are hilarious, right right right. My media obviously
is Spurs okayc matchup too in the fucking or Get
Lost Cowboys and Angels George Michael all, I need air
and don't be afraid knowledge.
Speaker 3 (56:11):
Oh my god, don't be afraid is crazy. Zoom is
cutting it out. So you're kind of just like you.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
You like.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
The way you.
Speaker 1 (56:33):
Showed me that, right?
Speaker 3 (56:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (56:35):
Mm hmm yeah. Mason posted it on Instagram a couple
of days ago and reignited my love for it.
Speaker 3 (56:46):
Well, nice talking to you fucking losers by Oh I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (56:54):
I do miss y'all, I miss you want to nab
a yeah to me?
Speaker 3 (57:00):
Okay, Well, I'm hunting the people who have hantavirus because
I want it.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
You're hunting them?
Speaker 3 (57:07):
Yeah, you're hunting them right now?
Speaker 1 (57:09):
Wait, what is it? There's like this genre of kink,
like I mean fetish. I don't even know if it's kink,
but they like go after people with STDs trying to
get infected with them.
Speaker 3 (57:22):
Oh my god, you literally mean with hons the virus.
Speaker 1 (57:25):
I actually need the text to eat in that because actually,
let me not air his shit out, but there's something
special that he's doing in New York that he needs
that knowledge in the list.
Speaker 3 (57:41):
Oh thanks for the Epstein list, period
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