405: Her Story with Bill Lawrence

On this week's episode, Elliot takes over the narration while she struggles to define her relationship with Molly. In the real world Bill Lawrence is back and Charlotte Lawrence makes her FDRF podcast debut.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Joel, you got a puppy. Let's see it. Okay, hold up, please,
I need wrinkles, I need pink belly. Do you have
a nice kitchen, Joel, Yeah, look at that cute little puppy.
Is that puppy got pit bull in it? Of course

(00:23):
it's a rescue. Yeah. Well mine's a staffy, which is
kind of like pit bull. Yep, she's so cute, Joel.
I'm so happy for you. It's crazy how pit bull
was so popular for so long and then became like
a It's such that that breed of dog is such

(00:46):
a It was bred with so many things for so
many other dogs, so much that every rescue, pretty much
almost every rescue you find has a pit uh mix
in it somewhere down the line. It's crazy like that.
We like, I don't know what it is, probably has
pitt in it, you know. Yeah, yeah, there are a

(01:06):
ton of them. Well, it's beautiful, Joel. What's what's his
or her name? Her name is lions Lion Lion, which
is the name the adoption company. Happens also the name
of my great great grandmother. It's her meat to name um.
So yeah, we kept our the rescue name for our
dog as well, because it was billy and she just

(01:26):
seemed like a billy. Yeah, she's cute, she is a billy.
That's really awesome. I thought you were saying lions like
rebel uh mark the time, first Star Wars reference. Everybody,
Welcome to the show. It's a very funny episode. I
laughed my ass off during this episode. I laughed a
lot too. I'm gonna be honest with the fans though.

(01:48):
I'm glad you liked what Daniel and I did, but
that can't be like all the time, it's all everyone's
talking about. Why can't you bring it the heat again?
Because come on, man, we gotta keep you know, you
give them a little taste, just to taste. Bro. My
whole Instagram feed is every comment is like Donald's rap
was fire, Daniels beat was amazing. What's wrong with you? Bro?

(02:11):
We gotta give the fans what they want. Is this
just because you didn't take the time and write a
good one? I wrote something, I wrote something, but if
it's whack, it's not gonna make the show. I know,
but fucking Daniels beat too. Daniel, you should release that
track so other people can wrap off of it. Do
you feel like Kathy Kennedy in a sense that people

(02:33):
have really, really loved something that you've made, and now
you have to follow it up and build on the hype.
That's a great analogy. I thought you'd be happy about
that analogy. Probably one of the best analogies ever. Now,
is that what your nerves are about? Now? Are you
having a pressure? Yeah? Well, now I put the pressure
on myself. I gotta give the fans what they want, right, Yes,

(02:54):
exactly what they want. Right. Listen, I'm let's get it going.
In we're waiting for William. Where is he? Okay, let
him in? Bill is here? Everybody, Daniel, let him in.
It's under applause, Bill, Lawrence? Who welcome? Who? Bill? You're

(03:16):
in a new environment, Bill, I see. I'm in my
daughter's Charlotte's home, and uh, she is rehearsing in the
background for some gig of hers. But I'm sure she'll
poke her headed and thank you too. She told me
you always play her songs and she's very great. Did
we just played, by the way. We can't stop playing
the last one in this house. It's on all the time.

(03:37):
We work out to it, we try and sing along
to it. It's so good the I'm gonna answer the
same way I answer when people say that your podcast
is so good, even though I have nothing to do
with it, I just go thank you. All right, Well, listen, Bill.
You might not have heard the last episode, but Donald
did a rap version of the of the summary of

(03:57):
the show that was so amazing that it's all everyone's
talking about. And Daniel made a really really cool beat
to it. Really it was fire. Yeah, it was really good,
really good. So um. Much like a showrunner who has
to make his second season really really good after everyone

(04:17):
loves the first, Donald now has to keep his second
dope rap as good as the first. Are you ready? Donald?
Oh man, that's high pressure. High pressure. He gave me
to Kathleen Kennedy jump off like I gotta, I said, picture,
you're Kathleen Kennedy trying to make make another one. All right,
here you go? Ready? All you got this hit it? Daniel? Hey, yo,

(04:42):
you know how the song goes. I can't do this
on my own. Well. JD passes the mike and Elliott
sets the tone, keeping it real. She's more together then
I thought, and TERK and JD. It's the cutest because
they bought two tape recorder, call them made tapes all
and ends all games like it was the fourth quarter.

(05:02):
Bridges get burnt, lessons get learned. For what it's worth,
Dady can't command it in terniffic. It's not for Papa Smurf.
Tell the bills on the show. Let's all dive then, Yo,
here we go. If you don't already, it's time to
act like you know. I hope, like Tony the tie guys,
the show will be great. Yo. Bill hit him with
that seven ain't here some stories about show we made

(05:27):
about a bunch of dots and nurses said, he's the stories.
Never should so gada around you? Here are yeadoo around
you here? M m. That was incredible. Donald, You've really

(05:48):
raised the bar, buddy. When I wrote that. When I
wrote that rap, I never thought you would execute that one.
I'm glad it made the show. I'm glad it made
the show. Bill Phil, Hey, Bill, Well, I'm glad you're
here for this one. It's really funny. I really laughed
a lot about this one. I laughed a lot too.

(06:08):
You know, Sarah does a great job. She does. Yeah,
I know. If I had known earlier, I would have
had a lot more leverage of her Zach back then.
I'm just going like, hey, this can be Sarah's voice over.
It's just like that, dude, you just scared them. Like
to me that all the time, you'd be like, you know,
you can always have a new intern come in that door.
It was such a dick to me. I never said, Donald,

(06:30):
I never said that to you, right, I never said
anything like that. You did. I don't know. That wasn't
that one time where you like Jalil White. No, that
is not true. That is not By the way, Sarah's
we should give her a shout out. Her show is
number one on Netflix. Fire Everybody check out fire That's

(06:51):
what it's called, right, Joel. Firefly Lane. Everybody check out
Sarah's show. It's really really popular. It's called if it's
Firefly and Bugs, Firefly and Bugs or something something called
buyer Fly Blaine to Blaine and we all know to
Blaine fire Fly Lane. The kids seemed to love it.
I'm so happy for her, Man, she's so big Man. Um, yeah,

(07:14):
me too. And anyway, you're right, Donald, she did such
a funny job with this voice over. And I don't know,
the episode just had me you know some, you know
some you laugh at more than others. By the way, Bill,
what's the common story? I know? Was he dating the
writer of this episode, Angela missile? Because why is common angel?
It wasn't famous yet, right, No, comment wasn't wow, no,

(07:34):
but he wasn't huge. Yes, he was very He was
very established though in you know, hip hop and rap community.
And yes, Angela his friends with him and had known
him and said, my friend Comin can do this, but
I forgot about it. And you know, me being me,
I didn't know who common was back then, and occasionally
when I go back and see the show, I'm like,
wait a second, it was very cool. Yeah. Caught me

(07:55):
off guard because I I like, we just had to
carry brothers one and I was like, oh, yeah, I
remember carried to the show. And then I like, is
that commonly? No doubt? No doubt. And then immediately following that,
they do Snoop and Dre's still dre Her and Molly
Elliott and Molly still dre which is uh and and
and Turk doesn't know? This pissed me off. I was

(08:19):
I was gonna say, it was it hard for you
to act like you didn't understand the rep for the joke.
It's really funny because in the African American community, mal
nourishment is that's hilarious and ho hoes that shit had
me rolling that ship was that was very funny. But
it hurt my heart to be like, how do I
not know still hitting them corners in them lolos? Girl?

(08:39):
You know what I mean, like the his I know
the history of the song, like that song comes from,
Like jay Z wrote the song, wrote everything for that
for Doctor Dre even wrote Snoop's line, still uh, still
representing all across the world, still hitting them corners in
the lolo's girl. Jay Z wrote all of it, put

(09:01):
it on tape, sent it to Dre and they did
the song. And when I saw when that came to
me and it was my turn to to spew my
hip hop knowledge on scrubs back then, it hurt my heart.
It was it was like when it was like when
jad went to Disneyland without Turk, they got a roller coast,

(09:24):
roller Coast and the duck. By the way, it's probably
the one time you have a gleam in your eye
as an actor that you're trying to tell the audience
that this is not You're literally like they're trying to
signal this is not me. I know what this means.
This is for the sake of the show. It's very funny. Donald.
That was probably your best acting moment in nine years

(09:46):
that you had to act like you didn't know the
interpretation of the song. I love that moment. And I'll
tell you, guys something else that I love. Even before
we get there, you guys knew that we used to
steal stuff from your lives and put it in the show.
Our good friend Matt Tarsa's native mistake of coming into
work and saying that his wife I think she was pregnant,

(10:08):
kept getting mad at him, say have hardwood floors, and
she would go to bed early because she was so tired.
When he'd come in, he would squeak on floors and waker.
So she started making him go to bed at the
same time as her. And I was like, you have
a bedtime. You're in your you're you're this old, you're
an adult male, and your wife gave you a bedtime,
And that that became this episode. So it makes me

(10:28):
so happy. I feel like that that sequences, Both of
those sequences are laugh out loud, funny. Donald, you were
so funny in both times. I feel like, by the way,
also you up now, you up now, firm is all time.
I feel like this is I feel like this is
my life though, Turk and Carla, this is how my

(10:50):
life is now. Listen, I'm gonna be honest with you, guys.
I don't sleep in the same room as my wife
anymore because I'm a I'm not a light sleeper. I mean,
I mean, I'm not a heavy sleeper. I'm a very
light sleeper, and so is she. But I toss in
turn like crazy in my like I twitch like I
for some reason, I twitch and so I and I

(11:11):
wake up, and when I wake up, I have a
hard time going back to sleep and stuff. My wife
can sleep if there's no movement or sound in the room.
So I am no longer allowed to sleep. She kicked
you out of the room. I'm done. Yes, I'm done.
You have your own bedroom. It's called sofa city. Baby.
Oh my god, it's like it's like those sitcom couples

(11:34):
back in the in the in the fifties that had
had separate beds right next to each other. I can't
live I can't be in the same room as how
You're not allowed. I'm not allowed, not even stuff's coming
your ways. Act I uh my wife a little, but no,
my wife got me. She felt that my snoring kept
her awake. And I'm not gonna talk about whether or

(11:57):
not she does anything in her sleep because I would
also be mass and for me. Um. And so the
way to fix it was I got this you know
mouth guard that you put in around your teeth that
kind of judged your bottom jaw out here. It's like
sleeping with somebody else's hand in your mouth. It's great because,
like like somebody else just clutching your bottom jaw with
her fingers. I sleep with that too. Does yours work

(12:21):
for you? Uh? You know what, Zach? Yeah, but then
olivery once in a while, you know, just go. I
don't know if I want to wake up with an
intense headache from jaw pain tomorrow, and I will occasionally
sleep downstairs because of it, and uh, and my wife
would be like, why didn't you come up here? I'm like,
I don't know. I didn't want to wear that cast
iron jaw trap, but I have to wear to sleep

(12:41):
in the same room as you. I love in your version,
like you're like I did. I wasn't even fitted for it.
I think Christy just somehow when I was asleep, I
woke up and it was there. She she just showed up.
Like sometimes i'll leave stuff in Like I'll accidentally leave
something in the bedroom and I'll come up and get it,
and if I make sound, she wakes up and she's like, mother, fuck,

(13:04):
are you know better than this? You know what you're Yeah.
So also we also have I'm a hot house flow.
I run very hot, you know. So I don't like
to call Christa constantly. Guys, every book says you should
sleep at sixty eight degrees, and I'm I like to
sleep with a temperature around eighty or eighty three degrees,
and so U like the other night it was such

(13:26):
a bad move. But she's like, I want you to
sleep up here tonight. I'm like, okay, And she was
already asleep, but it was fifty one degrees outside, and
she left all the windows open in the bedroom, and
so I knew I was supposed to sleep there. And
I'm trying to get that she's asleep, and I'm trying
to close the windows like a mill a millimeter every
five seconds, so it would just be like she woke

(13:52):
up with a last witch, what are you doing? I'm like,
it's so cold, it's so cold. I got scared of
Christa as you told that story. There's nothing like the
wrath of your wife if she doesn't get to sleep,
she wants man. No, man, it's not worth it if
they because if she didn't get sleep and you pay
for it for like two days, it's not it really is.

(14:14):
I'm sorry to be um so simple as to find
fart jokes so funny, but that when you come in
and you fart, and then Judy's like, come on, turk,
and he's like, are you up, and she's like, yeah, firm.
That was respectful. I found that one. And then all times,
all times, she's still bitching at you and she look

(14:37):
over and you're sleeping. All right. He was gonna hold it,
he would. He was willing to hold it if she
was like, well, no, actually I'm going back to sleep
right now. Yeah, I'm pretty, I'm pretty I'm almost asleep. Mad. Alright, alright, um,
let's go to the top of the show. I laughed
right when Donald slides in on the counter with his

(15:00):
with his tape recorder. Very funny. It was a very
funny slide in, sir, Thank you very much. I love
I love the fact that j D and Turk both
got tape recorders so that they could commune where did
that did come from? They could pre tape conversations. It's
very you know, we've gotten to a point that if
we could come up with anything it made you guys

(15:24):
seem even remotely more codependent. We did it. Well. If
it says anything about Donald and I'm like, oh, that
would have been so much fun. We should have really
got I tried to match dialogue. Well, dude, you're the
one that wants a freaking sample machine. Have you heard this, Bill? No,
it's been ordered about Fake Doctor's Real Friends is going

(15:47):
to have a new segment soon and it's uh Zach
and his freaking uh. I guess you could call it
a keyboard. It's a sample pad. Oh yeah, there you go. Sure, Bill,
I'm just gonna do what they what what a freend
does on the Howard Stern Show. I'm gonna have some
some key sound effects that I'm gonna be allowed to add.
And Donald says, as long as they don't abuse it,
he's willing to give it a try. Yeah, but you're

(16:09):
gonna abuse it a meetia to be bad. Know what
if I'm allowed like four sound effects a show, it's
not gonna work. You're gonna You're gonna use them all
in the first five minutes, and then you're gonna be
sulky the rest of the show, and the show's gonna stay. Well,
before you poop poo it, we're gonna try it. I'm
very excited by the way, you know, by the way,

(16:29):
you know, if you had it already, you would say
it before you poop poo it could already already be
dealing with that. I promise that I will not have
fart noise as one of my sound effects. I am
gonna have a big bong pole for when Donald says
something so random and stonery, you're gonna hear a big
bong pole. I'll record that one myself. That's gonna be Yeah,

(16:51):
Daniel's gonna record the sample perfect. I like that one.
We should do. We should do just like a bunch
of different sounds when it comes to marijuana. Then huh, yeah,
if you wouldn't mind recording all of the folly, yeah, no,
I have no problem helping out in that. Okay, um,
let's talk about how um I try having a parrot

(17:13):
and the parrot the parrot. The parrot in the fantasy
tells the patient he has liver disease. Parrot, right, and
I know, actually you have inoperable cancer. Don't listen to him.
And then I go, if only Chauncey the parrot has
been named the Chauncey you also, by the way, I

(17:36):
don't understand how the parrot misdiagnoses people all the time.
I mean, it just it peers that you only taught
it liver disease. Yeah, it only knows liver disease. We
had neighbors across the street m who had a lot
of animals and one of them was a parrot, And
because there were lots of kids, state were going Mom, Mom,
so I'm not lying to you, So don't get a

(17:57):
parrot unless you want to hear mom. Dude, you high
five snoop dog in turn it immediately would you walk
into the hospital. Yeah, I'm feeling myself. Yeah, you're feeling good. Yeah, yeah,
it got a little pepp in his step. What about
when they come back from seeing common Sarah, Sarah has
what are there that dread Sarah has or what is that? Twists?

(18:19):
Oh yeah, I don't know what you call it. It
was like it was definitely a white girl dread of
Like here's like a lot of hard gel in my hair.
I wouldn't call them actual jet there were twists. Is
this the first frick on a stick from Sarah? Well,
I just definitely frick on a stick with a brick. Yeah,

(18:40):
she says both frick on a stick and frick on
a stick with the brick. Yeah. I mean we started
adding words to it eventually, But did she do frick
in real life? You know, where did that come from?
I think that was just your your your you guys
were tiptoeing around fuck right. Yeah. Also, we thought it
was her character, but I can't remember if she said
that the goofy words for that stuff like peeper's or
bijingo or any of that stuff. In real life. It

(19:02):
feels like Sarah would be the type of person that
would say bijingo, bajingo over there, bajingo over here. She says,
Mike's got a curved peep in her feet. That's what Heather,
That's what Heather confided in in in elliott A Molly
confided in an Elliott that her boyfriend has a curved peep.

(19:24):
The Heather totally going to get off that topic. The
Heather totally acclimated and was like cool with the cast
from the start, right, you guys all got along with
her because I remember at one point she was even
at she was at Donald's place or something like that
for a poker game or something. I didn't you do
like Texas holding one night at your play. Yeah, dude,
Heather was so great, Like we had a we had

(19:44):
a really like it's still all love when we see
her now, you know, from my experience hanging out with her,
it was always all good. Like if I see her
out and about, you know, we can laugh and talk
shit a little bit and then keep it move. But yeah,
she was great when we were She was really cool.
And you know what, Bill, watching these back, it's it's

(20:06):
really she's very funny. I mean, you wrote you wrote
such a fun character for her to play, and I
didn't remember, you know, just the dynamic between her and
Sarah is really funny. It was that why you designed
that character as a as a friend for Sarah. Yes,
a little bit, but you know, it's really interesting, man,
you want to go back to something else because it

(20:26):
is something that I've often thought about. So, you know,
I didn't know Heather as a human being that well,
you know, I just knew her from movies and stuff
like that. And then when she came in she was
going to do this, we actually talked to her a
bunch and got to know her, and then you know,
kind of wrote a character that, if you guys know

(20:47):
Heather in real life, felt like maybe an exaggerated version
of her real vibe, you know what I mean, super positive.
She said that Bill when she was on the podcast.
She's like, funnily enough, there's lots of me in this
character that you know. So it's interesting to hear your
take on that. Well, what's interesting is like so so
many asking you guys, like so many actors and actresses

(21:08):
when you hear them talking about the craft love disappearing
into someone else. And as a TV writer, you know
where you want instant chemistry. You want to be able
to write someone's voice week to week really quickly, especially
someone that's just joined in the show as a guest character.
You want to get them to play an exaggerated version

(21:28):
of themselves, you know, and I could never sense if
actors and actresses hate that, you know, and feel like
that's not what acting is, or if they dig on
it because it feels like they get ownership of the character,
you know what I mean. It's like, look on our show.
Eventually you two are both doing jokes that you would
do in real life. I feel like you just don't
want actors love that doing it occasionally. You just don't

(21:48):
want to always be asked to play a version of yourself,
you know, but on occasion to yeah, I mean obviously
JD is just a is a very cartoonish example of
if I am and I'm sure is with Donald. I mean,
it's I always say to people, it's like turning my
personality and then just turning all the knobs up to eleven,
because it's just an extreme version of of who I am.

(22:09):
And and the fun part about playing that is that
that your improvs are always going to be in the
spirit of the character because they're coming out of who
you are, you know what I mean. I love it.
The only thing that's dangerous is what comes after and
what people like you have to create, Like then you
have to fight the battle of Okay, I'm not just

(22:31):
that character, and that becomes a challenge, and that's part
of the journey, you know what I mean. Like so
being Turk for nine seasons, I know it works when
if if if I need to tell a joke, I
could fall into the Turk thing real easy, and I know,
I know there's an audience for that thing, and it'll
it'll it'll work. Yeah. The challenge now is not doing

(22:56):
that because it became a habit. We did it for
so long, you know, and it's it's fun. It's also
it also becomes you know, acting becomes a craft again,
and it becomes an art form again. And you also
hear no a lot now because of it. But it
was what you were hearing before anyway, before you got

(23:17):
your gig, so you're kind of used to it already.
But it's it's great when someone gives you a chance
to show that you can do something different. And I've
been very lucky since Scrubs to play other characters that
are you know, you're you're You're always going to find
a little bit of somebody in that in a character

(23:37):
like Matthew McConaughey, I don't care who you are, you
find him in all of the characters he plays. I'm
sure there's a piece of him, That's what I mean.
And I find that I find that to be a
positive Donald you know, so I do too, because I
see sometimes like he's a great example of somebody that
didn't run away from it. Sometimes I get bummed out
when an actor actress who I love of doing and

(24:01):
in different parts arguably you know, doing what works for them.
You know, something that's in their kind of wheelhouse, even
if it's different and more nuanced, you know, or the
characters doing something different. You guys both know that the
acting is littered with people that then go, I've done
that thing too much, and so I'm never going to
do that thing that I that people love to watch

(24:23):
me do ever again. You know, it drives me crazy
a little bit. You can't. You can't do that to
yourself unless you're a chameleon, unless you're freaking Daniel day Lewis,
and you can freaking like that's a one percent thing,
you know what I mean. Like Tom Cruise does Tom
Cruise movies, Will Smith does, Will Smith. A lot of
the biggest movie stars, even if you go back to
like the golden age of like you know, Bogarten and Bcall.

(24:44):
They were they were they were playing Bogarten Bocall. You
know it's it's It's boy. I mean that as a compliment.
I will love it, you know what I mean. I
I used to love John Cusack being John Cusack and
all those movies, you know, of the say anythings in
the Better Off deads and stuff they were under They're
all they were all different characters. But that kind of

(25:05):
quick talking, self deprecating thing I lived for. Man, it
was so funny. My two dollars. I can't believe we
have never discussed Better Off Dead. It's one of my favorites. Sorry, Kenny,
don't have a dime, didn't ask for a dime. The
tone of that movie was so specific and different. Remember

(25:25):
it really stood out. It was sorry, your mom's face
blew up. I believe. I believe Barney Rubble asked him
if he could ask his girlfriend out. Yeah, yeah, he
did at one point, and so did teacher. Did their teacher?
Did the teacher? So did the teacher? Um, all right,
we're gonna go a break and we'll be right back
with Edward. All right. I love how I tape recorded

(25:58):
my Yeah, but it was accidental. You were in the
middle of doing your your speech when you slipped on
the webb. I know, but I love how I'm playing
it back for for Cox and it's on there. I fell.
Have we ever gone back? Have we ever gone back
and Zach and really taken stock of how many non

(26:21):
Zach bratholes were in there? Do you know? There's occasional
times that we put them in post and just never
had you correct them. It was you. It was always
met Yeah, yeah, it was it was always There's at
least two. There was one episode where Bill, I don't
know if we've told this anecdote before, but Bill calls
me in the editorial and he goes, watched the sequence,

(26:43):
if you notice anything, and I watched it. I don't
know what. He goes, You don't notice anything. I don't know.
He goes, Yeah, I needed a shot of you walking
down the hall, and we never got it, so I
just pulled it from another episode. You're in completely different scrubs,
but I don't think anyone's gonna notice the different colors.
There was light light blue versus dark blue. Yeah. By
the way, the best thing was the editors on scrubs,

(27:08):
you know, because I made so many bad edits to
because you had the time constraint that you had to
hit and they used to keep a jar of I
had to put money in when I forced them to
do really bad edits. And then you know, we'd go
out and drink some beers at the end of the year,
and they thought that was the worst one ever. And
I said, why don't you guys bring all the editors
assistance in here and if any of them spots the mistake,

(27:29):
I'll put in like a hundred bucks into that stupid job.
Nobody noticed that. No, they all came in and there's
such nerds. They were like, oh, when JD leaves the room,
he's leading with his left foot, and then in the
hallway he lands on his right foot. The two editors
were getting madder, and Madden like the pen, the pen
in his hand is it? And I'm finally like, no,
he's wearing a different shirt, you idiot. It's a completely

(27:50):
different color. I know. And I remember I would get
into the to ADR. That's when we you know, I
would do the vos and we any dialogue that US replacement,
and there'd be like they'd be like a call for
and I'm like don't we guys have just a file
of why am I still recording? We should have had

(28:14):
different castmomers coming to it. Yeah, oh yeah, I would
be great too. I would love to come into donald
Much like Snowflakes, no two are the same, right, It's
never the same. Sometimes the pitch is different. You guys
see that they're putting m scrubs up on Disney Plus.
Now moving forward? Do you guys catch that and that
was different idea? Yeah, that was I saw that. That's

(28:37):
very exciting that. Here's here's a question that the fans
want to know though. Does that open up because it's
on Disney Plus? Now? Does that open up a limited
series on Disney Plus as well? There's a couple of
things out there, man. One is the first thing I'm
trying to have it open up is I want to um,
I want to restore the original music as much as

(28:59):
we can into the first four seasons, you know. So
I'm trying really hard, and the people at Disney seemed
to be being, you know, helpful of trying to figure
out how to get That's amazing, Bill, because Bill, that
would be so cool, because that's like one of the
most common things we always hear from fans is I'll
be like, you know, over the years, when Scrubs moved
around to different services, they'll be like, oh, now it's
on this one. Now it's on this one. People were

(29:20):
like with the original music, with the original music, it
is the original music. After season four, it's just the
licensing deals in the first four didn't you know they
want streaming and perpetuity and so I didn't know that seven,
eight and nine, Yeah, and the first four it just
it got muddled. Um. And then I also want to
try and figure out how to get remastered, you know
what I mean, because it doesn't you know, we were

(29:43):
shooting high deaf, but we weren't. We were shooting sixteen
millimeter film, but we didn't. We didn't scan it to
be HD sixteen by nine, right, that would be that
would be obesome. If someone did that, that's probably gonna
cost them some money, but they should spend it. I'm
gonna I'm gonna try and look at we only protected
for four like the four by three ratio, you know,
so there'll be some stuff in the shots that won't
make me happy, but uh, we'll have to see. Well,

(30:06):
I'm sure if you go back to the I mean
the negative is somewhere. I mean, you can go back
and I don't know that sounds like a good giant.
People always ask, too, I do. I do know that
a lot of there will be some frames in some
of these shots, though. I do know that that'll be
because I know Inwood John Nwood used to cut it
like almost to the lines. Yeah, man, we used to

(30:27):
have we used to have flags. We're trying to go
so fast, you'd have you know, I'd have to blow
it up in editing just to get the flag out
of the shot. You know, Well, that'd be cool to
um to have it um be truly sixteen by nine
and um and uh and uh and and look not
four by three. That would be awesome. And yeah, look Donald.

(30:47):
The thing about I think, well, you know, it would
be fun to revisit Scrubs someday on a limited thing
with everybody. But I think we're gone. That's too. Oh
my god. That's part when people ask me. There's two things.
One is I want to you know, I don't work

(31:08):
at Disney right now. I work at a Warner Brothers
Time Warners, So like, legally I wouldn't be allowed to
work on it, So that's always been a bummer for me.
But the other Yeah, the other one is um, but
I will be eventually, you know, And then the other
one is in a good way. We all still talk
and hang out, and to me, it's the thing that
you do when you know, when you don't get to
be around each other anymore, because that's really the only

(31:29):
reason to do that is to get to kind of
spend time with each other, you know, especially if we
if we find ourselves in a life where we've all
drifted apart a little, you know, well, I think it
would be fun. Um Bill. I know you have the
conundrum of being a Warner Brothers writer and this is
a Disney show, but if that were figure out aable,
it would be it would be a lot of fun.
We're obviously can't do it without you there. That it

(31:51):
doesn't make sense. It's a rap if you're not there. Well,
you know what the they we just figured it out
with another thing because Chris and Phil really wanted to
do quone High again and that's half and that was
really interesting to me that we were able to figure
it out so well. I hope that Gandhi's going to
be heavily featured Gandhi is uh you know that's that's uh,
that's I think Gandhi was for the reason that show

(32:12):
got Sorry I messed up. Who's who are you? Donald?
I'm too Jonah VARs blind John John J explained, and
I think you were more importantly, uh and Amantha more
fic peanut that George Washington Carver created. Yeah, George Washington Carvers, Yeah, yeah,
there's the peanut. That's right. There was a lot of
people on that show I did. I did a lot

(32:33):
of message on Clone High. That was a lot of
fun to work those guys. I want to be honest
with you. I'd love to work with those guys again.
When they were doing solo, I was like, come on, man,
look a brother, there's their solo. Would have been funny.
I'm telling you. I did not love to see it.
The stuff of it. It was a shot, man. I
think that you guys, there's a whole movie. There's a

(32:54):
whole movie. I know it for a fact. I know
for a fact there's a whole I know for a
fact there's a whole movie. We'll never see it. We'll
never see it. We'll never see that, we'll never see
Garren Edwards rogue one will never see these movies. We'll
never see these movies. It's not like the Snyder cut.
You can't do. I mean unless and less and sorry

(33:15):
to get all nerdy on you, unless this alternate universe
rumor that's circulating throughout Star Wars is true. Uh, then
maybe we could see all of these things. Like for
there's an alternate for the fans listening and for those
who don't give a crap, I'm sorry, but here's your
Star Wars rent. There's a rumor circulating that, uh, that

(33:36):
there there's a multiverse in the Star Wars universe and
that the last three movies that came out were on
a different timeline than the Mandalorian. That's the rumor that's circulating.
Do I know if it's true or not, I don't know,
but that's the rumor that's circulating, putting it out there. Okay,
Well that's exciting. And it all has to do I'm sorry,

(33:59):
one last thing, and it all has to do with Asokatano.
Asokatano is supposed and I'll tell you how it this is.
This is where everybody is certain why it's all Asokatano
talks to Ray at the end of the let Me
Finish It, talks to spoiler alert talks to Ray at
the end of Rise of Skywalker. Right with all of

(34:20):
these dead ghosts. Now, if this is positive, if she's
doing this, that means Asoka herself is dead. And the
rebels show there was this bridge that the star of
the show goes to where he literally can affect time

(34:40):
and he saves Asoka. So they're saying now that there
are two timelines, one where Asoka dies the Rise of
Skywalker and then one where she lives the Mandalorian. Just
putting it out there, Bill, this is what I drew
during that three You got a window and a tree.

(35:03):
I have a question because are you very excited about now?
I don't know anything about the Star Wars world, as
you know, Donald, but the I watched Mandalorian because my
my Henry loves the Star Wars world and he was
showing me that the guy that does uh dear white
people justin like Justin Simeon. Is that his name is
in his credits coming up is listed as the creator

(35:23):
of Lando. Is that is that so awesome? I I
that would be really cool, by the way, So it's
on IMDb. It says like the next show that he's behind.
It just says creator executive producer Lando. Oh, that'd be dope.
Man good for good for him, man good. That's good gossip.
I'm gonna be honest. I'm gonna be I'm that's great gossip.
If that's true. Like all of all of anything revolved

(35:46):
revolving around Star Wars or Marvel nowadays seems to be
just really good, juicy gossip too. I heard ken to
to sleep the rumors that were gonna be a Marvel
Star Wars crossover. Well, he just did a bit. He
just did a huge Marvel crossing over of Tune universes
in the fifth episode of wand Division in a way
that no spoilers, no spoilers because my girlfriend's out of

(36:09):
town and I'm not allowed to fucking watch it. Dude, dude,
you are missing out. I saw it really that that
that also opens up a lot of questions on how
this universe is gonna be man Like, Okay, so are
like I know that the Doctor Strange thing is the
multiverse and the multiverse of Madness and everything like that,

(36:32):
are we really diving into this and if we're really
diving into this. How is the connection between these two
so powerful? Then if it's not her real like, it's crazy, dude,
they're going nuts with These shows really are more importantly
if you guys do your research, all right, So the
h of the Scrubs multi universe. So all right, So

(36:54):
all the Spin City actors were on Scrubs, but they
weren't playing themselves. A bunch of Scrubbs actors went on Cougartown, Zach,
you went on playing yourself. Sam was there playing himself.
Ken Jenkins was not playing himself, he was playing Courtney
Cox's dad. And also the janitor was named officially on

(37:18):
Clone High because on Clone High we wanted to be
Easter Egg. He played a janitor that was named Glenn,
and that was his real name at the end, Glenn Matthews.
But you guys were also on Clone High as voices
and not as yourselves. So we've never really figured out
what the Scrubs universe means other than everybody's been in everything.
That's all we got so far. But the weirdest one

(37:41):
still being the end credits of Cougartown, which you guys
should at some point screen that one tag because Zach.
If you remember, it's when you walk. You made the
mistake of coming by the Cougartown set when Sarah Chalk
was there doing a guest spot. Ken Jenkins was there
playing Christa's I mean Courtney's dad Ad, and Sam Lloyd

(38:02):
was there playing Ted and Bob Clendenon was a regular
on the show as the neighbor even though he's doctor
Zeltzer on Scrubs. And you walked in delivering a pizza
and made Sam's head explook. It was one of the
greatest tags of all time. Man, you guys gotta check
that out. All I remember is all I remember is
that you were like, hey, come on by. Let's I
want to catch up with you. Come on by the
lot and it'd be great to you know, just have

(38:23):
a coffee and shoot the shit. I'm like, oh, okay, cool.
So I think I'm going by just to see Bill
and catch up. And we get there, He's like, hey, um,
since you're here, would you like to walk onto the
set and do this bit with Sam. I'm like, okay.
I didn't even do like hair and makeup or anything.
I just walked on and like he like, someone handed

(38:45):
me a pizza. And I came in and I was
the pizza guy. I remember Sam Lloyd was having a nightmare.
And by the way, this is the funniest part of that.
Sam Woyd was having a nightmare because you guys, you
all look like people from my old job. And he
pointed at Bob Clendennon and then Bob Kelso and then
Sarah Chalk and then Christa and then you come in
delivering a pizza. And he runs to the window and
hits his head and then he looks out and watering

(39:07):
the garden out back is Rob Mashio. And I remember,
Zach because when you said that you were coming over
for coffee, I knew I was going to do this
to you. So I called up Rob Mashia. I'm like, hey,
can you get to the Culver City Studios in like
ten minutes. He's like, I'm already there. He was outside.
Speaking of Rob Mashio, how about when Heather Graham dressed

(39:28):
as wonder Woman. Um she lassles him in her Lasso
of Truth and he says, I once had a threesome,
and not the cool kind. So wait, what's the bad kind?
What's the what's the uncool kind? Too? I think I
think he's I think he's saying that in his version,
the non cool kind was with with two dudes. But yeah,

(39:53):
it could be, but he likes it could be two yeah,
but it could be two dudes and one girl. It
could be. But also, don't forget Donald, he likes anything,
but he's still prisoner of what those kind of frat
boy jock surgeons were like. So his even though he yeah,
he still hasn't accepted his true toddness yet at this point. Right, No,

(40:14):
we just watched an episode where his heart cup pulled out,
and I'm gay, right right. I had one thing to say.
I think there are I think Scrubs already has a

(40:34):
multiverse going, and I think it happened with that butterfly
effect one. I'm just putting it out there. It can go.
There's different ways it can go. I'm just saying we
did it. The closest we ever got to be in
weird with it because someone got mad at me about
it on social media. A few months back was when
we wanted to imply that we couldn't figure out how

(40:55):
to bring Elizabeth Banks onto the show, and we wanted
to imply that she was a doctor, in which case
j would know her and she's been there all along.
So then we just did this thing that JD could
not see women that have wedding rings on because he's
that shallow a man that if they're wearing a wedding ring,
they don't exist to him. And if you remember, we
went back and put her in the person got mad

(41:16):
because we comped her into Ben's funeral, into that show,
she was sitting she was sitting two rows behind j D. Yeah,
and we put her two rows behind j D and
Ben's funeral, and then we put her in the elevator
when he's doing kung fu fighting and she was just
all over in the show. You guys will eventually get
to that when she So that was the closest thing

(41:38):
we ever did was an alternate reality that there are
other characters in the show that just JD couldn't see
because funny this one because she has a wedding ring on. Yes,
it's why we established the gift shop girl disappeared when
you guys get there, because she's actually still in the
lobby down there where you guys are, and I think
Donald says, take your ring off. She takes her ring

(41:59):
off off and just appears it's just been there the
whole time. Um, So Sarah's boyfriend at the time, you
had Jamie, you had come in and play the patient
because she had to make out with the guy and
instead of being a random guy. Is that what happened? Yep? Um,

(42:21):
And just because I knew him and liked him, and
it was a fun, weird excuse for someone that would
eventually be an entertainment attorney to come in and be
on camera kissing his girl. Yeah, that was funny. It
was like it was like convenient, like all right, Sarah,
you don't have to go make out with some random guy.
You can, We'll just have your boyfriend be the random guy.
But I remember that that happened the opposite when with

(42:43):
the parachute scene. Remember she had to there was some
guy when when there was a stuntman that had to
parachute and make out there and the only stunt man
they could get I think is generously probably in his
early seventies, And so yeah, she had to wait. I
forgot if that was before this the raft, but I
remember this. Have we passed that moment yet, don't? I

(43:06):
don't think so. I don't think so. Yeah, So yeah,
it was some big stunt with the parachuting, and I
remember Sard being like, he's like a hundred years old.
Oh god, how about doctor vog going It was horrible.

(43:28):
It was horrible. What I forgot what he was saying.
It was horrible, dude. It was so That guy's funny too,
because uh, Molly's boyfriend gets handy when he's oh yeah, yeah,
he's all It was horrible. That guy was funny. He
was in a couple episodes. He always makes me laughed
in a couple of them. Yeah, yeah, very funny. Um.

(43:52):
And and and a working actor also, uh works a
lot still to this day. Um, I love that. You
the thing about me hating Lonnie Bill, You've you've given me,
You've given JD a real foil, and you've given him
a newman. Lonnie. Yeah. You, by the way, we always enjoyed.
It's a testament to you, Zach. You hating people for

(44:14):
no reason always worked. He's a bit of a dick.
I mean he's he's not he's by no means intimidated
by me, and he has no respect for me at all. No, Lonnie,
Lonnie um deserves it. I don't think Keith ever deserved it.
You hated Keith? Yeah, was Keeth the one with perfect ariolas? Yeah,

(44:38):
Ke's the one. Yeah, he's the one. He dated Sarah,
So you hated him, and you gave every intern nicknames
and except him, And he said, why won't you give
me a nickname? And you said, some people's names just
don't lend themselves to nicknames. And he said, my last
name is dude, meister, Like, what am I supposed to

(45:05):
do with that? What do look auld anyone do with that?
Was it was it Keith or Scott Fully that I
was like, you think you're better than me with your
with your rock hard abs and your dynamite are Oldess,
that's Keith, that's Keith. You hated Scott Fully next season? Yeah,
he's next season. And he was around two two, two,

(45:26):
three years. He was around a lot man. Scott. By
the way, he's another dude that just fit in with
you all so well. It reminds me of Heather that way.
That it was just easy to bring him back because
it was fun. You know, the same thing with rich Kind.
You know, yeah, Oh, Richard Kind's coming on Jewel right, Richard.
We scored Kind. Oh I'll do an interrupting Bill and
ask you some good Richard Kind questions and that that'll

(45:48):
be fun. Oh thank you? Wait, please do He's a
He's a great article in the New Yorker. People should
go back and look at it is probably from about
two weeks ago that said, uh, it has a list
of moves that they feel would have been better if
Richard Kind was in them. And it's an article about
what a great character actor he is. And I agreed
with all of them. I love articles like that, but

(46:09):
I also hate articles like that when they're like about you,
like Richard Conde's like, thanks for nothing. I know, I
know if I own, like if I what do I
get from that? Now let's go to break. Let's gonna break.
But hey, when we're back, guys, I'm gonna be gone,
I want to say, because I gotta go to a
big meeting. Stuff. So thank you for watching Slash listening

(46:30):
to my podcast. Donald, thank you for that amazing rapping. Zach.
Thanks for being here as a guest this week. Donald,
I really appreciate it. Don't appreciate you, Zach. And we're
by where that we're getting back. Um the guest is here.

(46:53):
Go ahead, Okay, up, that lazy far you saying your
last names falls that falls Yeah, fallless, not like oh
like face. I didn't even get the Fallas thing, Lacy.

(47:13):
You led me there. Yeah, I get it kind of often,
but I'm married into it, so it's not my fault. Well.
And also the good thing about being a child with
the last name Fallas is that kids wouldn't know what
a Fallas is, so you're not You're going to avoid
all the underage teasing. True, they're good for now. Welcome

(47:33):
to the program, Lacy. Where you calling from? I live
in Saskatchewan, Canada, Scatchewin, Canada in the mother And are
you a piano player? Yes, I am. I'm sorry it
looks like I'm pulling attention to that. It's just where

(47:54):
the computer is and we just moved here, so I
didn't want to mess with anything. It's fine, sure, sure,
but you're gonna play something that right, Yeah, You're gonna
play a song. You know. I feel pretty um inadequate
in present company. I mean, I I look up to
Nick so much, and I um, Joshua's song Only You

(48:17):
is in our wedding, like oh wow, oh yeah that
Listen if you don't want to play Lacy wants to
play Donald. I don't want to ask questions and get
her life fixed. She's not here to entertain you. Um
lay letting me entertain you, Gypsy, letting me make is?

(48:39):
How do you do that? That was quick? Are you? No?
I am? You know what Trevor Ricky does for scrubs,
I can do that for musicals. I didn't even get
it Outpsy. I was on the stage crew for Gypsy,
and I remember feeling so cool that I was in
charge of opening the curtain at the right time. Oh

(49:00):
I ever messed up? No, I was just First of all,
the funny thing is in the opening of Gypsy, there's
a scene where all the kids are at a talent
show and I was a little kid, but I was
like stage crew mascot, and so they said, yeah, but
you can be on the stage crew, dude, but you've
got to be in the little kid, saying we need
more little kids. I was like, okay. So I would
get there before the show and they put full clown
makeup on me and I would be in the opening sketch.

(49:22):
I had nothing to do but just stand there as
a kid, and then they'd be like that scene was
over and I just think I'm the coolest stage crew guy.
But I'm doing the whole show in full clown makeup,
and they're like, go curtain and I'm like, yo, curtain
and I'm pulling it, and i just think I'm so
cool and I'm not looking at the fact that everyone
else looking at me is like sees a little kid
in full clown makeup. It's like that. It's like that meme.

(49:45):
It's like that meme of the Joker, and they use
the Joker like they use the like how you feel
like it's the Joker in that track suit? It's like,
how here what she leaves you on red for an hour?
And to picture up the joke of looking at himself
in the mirror with a cigarette in his mouth. That's
kind of you, man. You were like you were like

(50:07):
they looked at you like a clown. You were a clown. Yeah,
And I don't think there's anyone else who's been on
a stage crew. First of all, when you're on stage
with the whole point is you wear blacks and you
sort of disappear into the into the shadows. I was
in full I was in full clown makeup. You all right, enough,
about me and my love of musicals. Lacey, do you
have a question for us? I have so many questions.

(50:30):
Joel sent me back some that would be okay, okay,
shop the questions. Good good work, jo Well, yeah, um,
I wrote in, and I feel bad because I wrote
in to kind of prove Donald and the wrong about
the will they won't they split them up getting back
together thing, and we were yeah, I know. And I

(50:53):
heard your podcast today and you pretty much rip that
guy apart. The story wasn't good enough. Go ahead, Lacey.
I don't think ours is very unique. But we were
high school, like we'd met in high school. I think
we were fifteen, and when it times it was time
to go to university, and yeah, there were only a

(51:14):
couple hours apart, and we probably could have done it,
but we just kind of wanted to go and meet
other people and go, like, just go fuck somebody else
for a change. We'd never done that, right, Let's go
do that and experience things and do a cake stand
on a Tuesday and not be judged about it, you know.

(51:35):
And then when we were done university, I came back
to my hometown and he did as well, and I
asked him to move in with me as roommates, and
I was working nights at the hospital and he said no, no, no,
he wouldn't do it. Finally he did because, like he said, Donald,

(51:55):
we went, he moved in and won more. All he
did was kiss me. He said, I said, are we
doing this? And he said yep. And we tried to
keep it under wraps from there. But we actually had
a miscarriage. So that's filled the beans and since then

(52:16):
we got married, we have two kids. There's been hurdles,
for sure, but I can't imagine going through Our sons
were both premature, they both had pediatric cancer. They're both
in remission now and doing well. But I can't imagine

(52:36):
going through a time of my life like that without
someone who's known me over half my life, if that
makes sense. Yeah, yeah, no, I had that. Wow, it's incredible,
what the journey you've had, And it sounds like through
all those incredibly hard times that you were super clear
that you'd found the right partner. Yeah. He is a

(52:58):
man of few words, so I knew when he when
he did that, and he said, yea, that he meant it.
So it was kind of like, stop screwing around, let's
let's do this. We don't have to. I don't know. Well,
I mean, you guys moved in. You you moved back
to the same town, and then we're like, you know,
let's just move in together. Yeah. Yeah. See, did you

(53:19):
feel that you've done enough sewing of your oats by
the time you you moved back home? Yes? And then
Donald was wondering if it's like those little things that
drive you crazy still drive you crazy. Yep, they do. Um,
but you see that the kind of like the kind
of man he has become far weighs that. And also

(53:41):
like the oats that I sewed showed me that the
oat I had was my husband is six six and
the adage is true, he wears big shoot. So I
was good. Oh, I understand the subtext there. Donald, I'm
not gonna spell it out for the audience, but um,

(54:02):
now what about him? Did he feel like he had
sowed his oats? And he was good, like, Okay, I
got crazy, I had sex with lots of people and
now I'm ready to sell them. Yeah he did that,
and then he got cheated on and had his heart
just murdered. So he thought that side of it that sucks. Well,
that sounds like it all worked out. It's it's it's

(54:25):
they're happy now and you and you just moved into
a new house. Yeah, we just bought a farm. We're insane.
We decided that that's so cool. It's like we bought
a farm. Do you okay, let me ask you a
question farm. Did you buy a farm with animals or
did you buy a farm? You bought a farm with animals,

(54:45):
so you got chickens cows. We have these two highland
cows that need names and answers obvious on that, Donald
and Zach Zack, go ahead. I would love to have
a farm. Donald, Well, you know what, zech what your
one job away from making that dream come true? Well,

(55:07):
I don't know how it would fit into my life.
I can't really have it where where I live. But
the idea of like retreating to a farm in upstate
New York, that would be, Like you said, you are
one job away from making that happen, buddy, so you
just keep running carry I'm gonna put it on my whiteboard. Farm.
I also need a farmer, because I don't intend to
be getting the cow poop out of the hay. Well,

(55:30):
it depends on what type of farm you have. I
thought you were gonna have a farm like a marijuana farm. No,
I want what's called a gentleman's farm. And that's where
you get to live on the beautiful farm. But there's
a professional farmer leading the crew to make it look nice. Lacy,
it's time for Saskatchewan's favorite segment. It's time too fix

(55:54):
your lie. Oh my god, this so cool? Ready for you, Lacy?
How can we help? We're here to help free therapy go.
Valentine's Day is coming up, and we don't care about that.
That's not a question I have. Our tenth anniversary is
coming up this year, and we had always said that

(56:14):
we were going to go to Greece. That was our thing.
We saved their money to go to Greece and then
we used it for our children's treatments. So now and
we can't fly anyway, So do you have any ideas
how we can make this year somewhat special? Well, you
just moved into this farm, so I think it should
be about I know it's freezing outside, so you can't

(56:34):
really do anything too too long outside, But to me,
my first instinct is it should be something to celebrate.
Holy shit, we have a farm what about if you
got him an animal that that you don't yet have
on the farm. They have these really adorable pigmy goats
and they stay small and they're so cute, And if

(56:56):
I had a farm, it would be my first thing
to get. If there's a way to safely provide a
habitat for a pigmy goat. I think that I don't
know your husband at all, but I think if he
if that pigmy goat showed up, and maybe a sweater
that had hearts all over it. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
you can go online, I'm sure and buy like a

(57:17):
buy like a dog sweater. I just okay, I'm gonna
say this. I don't think a goat is the right
thing to buy in a freezing cold farm. For Okay,
do you have any ideas for what Lacy could do
special for her husband on their new farm for Valentine's say, Well, yeah,
he's gonna listen to this too, so give him some pointers. Okay,

(57:37):
that's good. You said you play the piano, and you
have a piano in the background, right, why not write
a song for him? Oh that's a great idea. Do
you ever write, Lacy? I do I write and I score.
Oh my god. Well, Donald's answer is better than mine.
I mean, you can do both. You can play a
song that the baby pigmy goat can enter too. But okay,

(58:01):
so here we go. I want you to write a
song about how much you love your husband and how
much you appreciate him, and then and then if some
of the lyrics could be related to the entrance of
a pigmy goat, and then your kids will bring in
the pigmy goat on a little leash, bam Valentine's Day.
Deal sounds good and we're gonna need video of that

(58:22):
please to be sent to us. Now, Donald, what should
we tell her husband to get for her since he's
going to be listening act excited when you see the
pigmy goat. Yes, he's gonna be excited. Story in my life,
Donald Lacy, You're welcome. You're welcome. You're so welcome. Lay.
I look forward to hearing um the song. I'm not kidding.

(58:46):
I hope when you write it, you're gonna send it
to Joel so we can play it on the show. Well,
I Loki, you want to be Joel's best friend? If that? Yeah,
everybody everybody does. Everyone who listens to the podcast wants
to be Joel's BF. Oh, I would love to hear
this song that you write. If you if you said
you score music and stuff like that, I would love

(59:08):
to hear some of your music at some point. So
when you do, if you do do it for Valentine's Day,
or if you do it for some other time, please, yes,
do send it into the show, and we would love
to hear your music, Lacy. We'd love to hear it,
and also that we would we will play it on
the show if you actually write a song, and if
and if you allow it, and if you allow it,
maybe DJ Daniel could sample some of it and we'll

(59:30):
put it in. We'll put it into recap or something
like that. Yeah, remix. Oh my god. You know, Lacy,
you officially have a homework assignment. But it's a good
homework assignment because we're gonna play your song, or at
least part of it. I don't know if it's going
to be like a long ass song, we're gonna play
a part of it on the show. I mean, yeah,
don't send in like the five minute version, send in
like the two and a half minute version. The radio edit.

(59:53):
Lacy thank you so much for coming on. We appreciate you.
And good luck with your farm. That's so exciting. Thank
you so much. You bought a farm. By you prought
a farm, you bought a farm. I think that's really
cool and an exciting adventure for you. And uh and
we wish you the best. Thank you so much. All right,

(01:00:13):
bye bye, guys, who bye. I'm a surprise visitor everybody,
Charlotte Lawrence. I'm good where you got your own place now,
I got my own place. I'm a full adult now. Charlotte,
we we played your song because we have been. I've

(01:00:36):
been listening to it in my house NonStop flows on,
basically NonStop repeat. It's so cute. I know she texts
me videos that were dancing to it. It makes me
so happy. I love that you guys love it. You
guys are my number one promoters. Charlotte was like, um,
Charlotte was like, hey, I might make a video where
I have my friends dancing to the song. We used
to send a video. I'm like, hell no, but I

(01:00:57):
know someone who. But I know someone who will. I
was like, I'm I'm doing a fan visual. I'm gonna
have a bunch of my friends. Just dance to it
really cute if you're down to join. Zach was like
no immediately, no, didn't even have you ever seen him dance? Donald?
You're you gonna learn to dance a little bit Donald
for my new film, And I was thinking maybe you

(01:01:17):
could teach me a few moves. You just need a
two step, bro. I've been really into your rapping. Me rapping.
I've been really into your rapping. I'm a garbage rapper.
It's I'm trash rapper. I think you're good. I think
you're free about Charlotte's Donald, come on, Bee, I just

(01:01:41):
thought you could do it on cutting you on the spot.
Here we go, all right, chart Lawrence, Charlotte Lawrence. I noon,
you said you was a baby girl. Now you are grown.
Yeah yeah, now you are grown? Yeah yeah, Charlotte Lawrence,
Sean Lawrence, I know you said you was the baby girl.

(01:02:04):
Now you're all grown. Now you're all grown. Fantastic. I
like that where you rhyme's grown with grown great great
lyric choice. I think you should feature. I think you
should feature on a song of mine. Donald, I could feature,
I could feature no chartte on that's on the Bachelorette yes,

(01:02:26):
the Bachelor, The Bachelor. Who I saw? Her name is
Kit right, hit Keenan, one of my best friends since
i've been l Yes. Yeah, she's the beautiful blonde one. Yeah. Yeah.
Do you watch the show them? Of course? I watch
it with Kit. I watch it with Kit. No, I'm
asking if Donald's watch If Donald does, yeah, absolutely, now listen.

(01:02:47):
I used to watch these shows because I who saw
it was funny, but I'm over it. And I saw
a kid because I've met her through Charlotte and she's
very close with Charlotte. And I saw a preview and
I was like, fucking kid is on the Bachelor, So
I want I try. I texted Charlotte last night, I'm
all right, I'm gonna try because kids on and I
was like, how do you liking it? Five minutes later
she's like, how is it? Like? I can't watch the show?

(01:03:08):
I just can't. I know. It's it's a phenomenon, it
really is. It's like once you get in it, you
can't get out of it. So you're watching it with
your friend who's on it, is she giving you no? No, no?
So what happens is I'll be sitting next to her
watching it and then she'll be like, oh, that girl,
that is so fake, she did not actually say that

(01:03:30):
in person, or like, oh no, that girl's actually really nice,
Like I get all the inside scoop, like I know
you know what I mean, I know that I know
the t So it's really it makes it a whole
experience because we're watching you know her on TV, and
then she's also telling us what's going on behind the scenes.
It's hilarious. It's just such a weird I also never
watched The Bachelor. I was never into it like that,
and I'm obsessive with it. I'm obsessed with it. I

(01:03:52):
watch I mean I watch it with kid next to
me every single Monday night, and I'm like, I can't
get enough of it. I love it so much. I
love it so much. Man. It's just and it's it's
you're right, it's an accident. You you accidentally watch and
then you're stuck and you can't get out. You can't
you can't get out of it. No, no, no, it's

(01:04:13):
an addiction. You're like you feel like you're a part
of it and know the girls Like I talk to
the screen, I'm like, Piper go, you like, hell yeah,
Piper good job. Like I'm like yelling at the screen.
It's like spots to watch it because I've never known
anyone that was on the show, so I wanted to
watch and I was like, that's what makes it more
fun because she's also I don't know, it's just it's

(01:04:34):
like what you see on the screen, like isn't what
actually is happening in real life? You know. Of course,
they like pick characters for each person and they and
they make some people look bad, make some people look great, Like,
you know, it's not everything is not what it seems.
That's my girlfriend. Sherry Applebee was on a show that
was about behind the scenes of a reality show I forgot.

(01:04:54):
I think it was called on Scripted. Oh yeah, yeah,
I saw that that it was. It was supposed to
be like what actually happened in The Bachelor and murdered. Well,
I mean they took it to extremely but they showed
you how like they shape the stories. You know, Yeah, okay,
now go in and go in and say this, you know, yeah,
I mean what I know. Um, it's a lot of
like what you think is surprises on the show, or

(01:05:17):
that someone doesn't know something or this is crazy that
just happened. It's like everything is planned. The producers like
try to stir shit, you know what I mean, and
cause fights and cause craziness. So it's like the one
little segment I saw yesterday, this girl from another season
shows up and she's trying to get on the show
and they call Chris Harrison and he's supposed to act
like he's surprised. He's like, what this is. This is

(01:05:38):
so unprecedented. I can't believe you're here on buddy, Oh,
come on, tell me anything about that. But I was like,
come on, Chris Harrison, you you you called her at
three in the morning, like, yo, we need to stir
up some drama. It's been a little bit. It's been
a little bit too nice for a few episodes. Here's
the crazy thing. My wife start on a reality show

(01:05:59):
for like a season, right, very famous reality show back
in a day. Um, and uh, she's stuck on these
things and she knows how it works. Yes, that's what's
that's what's amazing to me. She knows all the behind
the scenes, she knows exactly what they're doing, how they
pit people against each other. And yet she's still yelling

(01:06:21):
at the screen. You know, what I mean. Well, I
think another part of it too is that is that
if you really think about it, they're filming twenty four
seven for months, every single day, every single night, all
the time, and they only use little parts of it.
So the little parts that they're going to use of
you speaking or of what's happening is like only the meanest,

(01:06:42):
craziest out of the blue, sha I had. I've worked
with somebody. So when I interned it stupid interned Stupid
Buddy Studios in the animation department and the sorry in
the puppet department, and one of the people because that
she was an intern two and it didn't pay the bills.
She was one of the people that would go through

(01:07:03):
all of the videos for Big Brother. Yeah, so you
know how Big Brother is, right, so you know how
Big Brother is like only an hour long or two
hours long. Yeah, you have to go through all of
these yeahs, because they film seven twenty four to seven,
And she was like, and she was like, and so
she would have to do that for that and for
Big Brother after Dark. Also because there's so many things,

(01:07:27):
so much goes on that you will never see, like listen,
it's gross. It's discuss I decide a realization. I decide
a realization. It's pro wrestling. Share the realization it's pro
wrestling for women. No, I think pro wrestling. I think
pro wrestlings for women. Also, well, okay, it's pro wrestling

(01:07:48):
aimed at a female demo. Don't because it's like it's
like not really real, but people buy into the characters
and no, but it's real. Last thing I'll say is
the crazy part about The Bachelor that you have to
think about is it is so real in the sense
that these girls are literally trapped in a house with

(01:08:09):
one guy and that's the guy they're supposed to love,
with no technology, no access to the outside world, no
cell phone. So it's like their only basic commission is
to get this guy an alcohol. So it's like, you,
I feel like it's a part of like the only
thing you got you're going to fall in love with him.
And a huge competition, Like I know that if I
was on The Bachelor, I'm so competitive. I would like
I would percent win solely based on my manipulative skills

(01:08:32):
to like beat out the other girls, just not because
I like the dude, but literally just because I would
be like I need to beat these women to be ashamed.
I totally get that. So you're saying that a lot
of these young ladies that are on the show aren't
necessarily on there to marry this guy, but it totally
on there just to win, and I feel I feel like, yeah,

(01:08:53):
I mean, I mean, I feel like nowadays, Okay, my
dad's kicking me out. I love you, guys, and thank
you for promoting my song so much and like being
so supportive. I love you guys. Thank you, Daniel and Joel,
Thank you guys. She's so sweet. Um, all right, So

(01:09:14):
I am totally obsessed with that show though, I'm just
gonna I didn't know you you watched I knew Casey did.
I didn't know that you still watched it. I don't
watch it all the time, but I watched it enough
to where I'm like to where I can laugh at
Like there's he had a catchphrase last night was like
that was like I want you out the house, And
that shit made me laugh so hard. Like it was
like when ray j had his show and when instead

(01:09:36):
of giving the rose to the girl, he would be like,
are you ready for the love of ray Jus to
make me laugh so hard? It's just such cringe worthy stuff.
When you watched The Bachelor Bachelor Paradise, well, now you
got a root for Kit because, um, I don't think
she's gonna win. I know some fucking insider information. Actually,

(01:09:58):
I'm not gonna spoiler the batch learn, but I know
a little inside scoop that's been revealed to me from Charlotte.
You think offline, I wasn't, like, tell me what the
fuck happens? All right, that's the show. We love you all.

(01:10:18):
What should we tell them, guys? We should tell them
the truth. You can't handle the truth? I think they can.
They can. Um. I recommend a show on Apple I'm
watching called Losing Alice, really really good, interesting sexy drama drama.

(01:10:39):
Do you have any guys, have any referrals recommendations this
week for the audience, Joel Daniel, I suggest you watched
one division I can. I know, I know, I know.
I'm give me in trouble. I'm just joking, Joel. If
you're into the Apple TV, try Dickinson, which I'm super enjoying.

(01:11:00):
It's about the life of Emily Dickinson. It's wacky and
and plays modern music and sometimes rappers show up. It's
so off the wall, and we that is that is
very random Hailey Steinfeld, isn't it? And she she's executive
us and starring and it's it's a lot of fun
to watch. That girl's very talented. All Right, we love you, guys,
and uh, thanks for tuning in. We appreciate you, and uh,

(01:11:23):
we'll see you next time. Donald, you want to you
want to counter send no, you baby stories about show
we made about a bunch of doctor nurses and said,
he's stories. So yead around here, yeat around here. M

(01:11:51):
hm