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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi, Hi, you look handsome? Do you? I got a haircut?
Can you guys tell it? Look? Oh? Looking good? Yeah?
Okay short on the sides, well, I don't want to
go so short, So it's sort of a hybrid. I
had to have a conversation, like I said, take like
a month off, and then he did, and I was like,
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try six weeks, try six races, this tiniest little trump
up a little, a couple more, a couple more days
off that. What would a complete baldy be? Then? How
many months would that be? That wouldn't be months, that
would be all that would be Take me back to birth.
I've never shaved my head. I probably should. It would
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have to be justified by a roll or something, because
I've never I've never other than having a bald cap
on and scrubs. I have no idea what I look
like like a crew cut. I think it would look
really funny on really because of my nose shape. No,
not because no shape. No, I think it's such a
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great hair It would be like my nose shape. That's
where you win. And you know I'm self conscious about
my nose. It's big. You wear it well, it's beautiful. Um,
I'm loving the reaction to our Hyundai video. It's been
the people are so funny, Like the overwhelming responses, when
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are you going to release the whole episode, which makes
me feel like we should. I think we should. Dude. Yeah,
did you read the comments on the People were like,
this is hilarious. Put out the whole thing. Yeah, people
were like, I would watch this. What I really like
about it is that we're not freaking pushing this car
on you heavily. Yeah, actually comes up in a natural conversation.
I love that. And also and also, no bullshit, the
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car's nice, Like it's not like we're a lot of
people in the comments were like, oh my god, I'm
actually considering this car now and the Honday two songs
on our list, and you know, obviously they're an advertiser,
but we I genuinely thought that car was pretty sexy.
It's so comfortable and and all the funny little like
innovative safety features like the attention thing and the and
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the blind spots on your dash. That was cool. But dude,
I laughed at us. I laugh every I watched that
video nine hundred thousand times because I helped edit it,
and watching every time you say, chewy nose. I laughed,
chewy nos no, no you go, you go no no
chewy notes Ugh when I laugh at this, let me drive.
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That was the room in the back because I saw someone.
One of my comments on my Instagram was car looks hot. Um,
Daniel's a tall guy. Was there enough room for his legs? Oh? Absolutely? Yeah.
I even had a bunch of stuff back there. You
make city like leaning down the video like I had
the equipment. I had some boxes and I was very comfortable.
It was like the armor sound. It was the space
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to spare roomy. And someone else wrote, wow, y'all weren't
lying that is a big sunroofn't even like. I was
so concentrated on the floor because that's where all the
recording stuff was. I didn't look up until someone was like,
that's the sunroof. So when you hear me go, oh
my goodness, that is enormous that I like that trend
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of a sunroof being the length of a of a
car pretty much. Obviously, obviously you need to be able
to close it because the heat can be oppressive. But yes,
I feel like that's a cool new trend that I appreciate.
Who doesn't do a lot of driving. It's really nice
to be able to just have sort of like beyond
a panoramic view of your surroundings. And it's someone who's
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been to a lot of drive ins over the past year.
Those things are excellent for making sure you can see
the screen no matter where you have to park the vehicle.
It's super advantageous. Also if there's a night with beautiful
stars out and you just feel like you're flying through
the galaxy. Oh gosh, did you feel like you were
in the Millennium Falcon? I mean, when am I not
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in the Millennium Pope. I had a lot of people
comment like, dude, how could you not know this MCU reference? Oh,
come on, I don't know. I don't know any of
that stuff. Do you care to know um to have
conversations with you? Guys? I do, and my will there
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ever be a moment in time where you will have
watched all of the MCU movies and be able to
piece it together like I can? No, But I'll tell
you what. I'm gonna watch Black Widow on July ninth
with you. Hey, Hey, I'm gonna sit next to you.
I'm gonna hold your thigh at exciting parts? Should I
do that thing? What was that movie Batch Their Party
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where he puts the hole in the bottom of the
popcorn and puts the peep inside. Oh my, should I
do that with you? On July ninth? I pray that
you don't do that. Did you ever see that movie
batche Their Party with Tom Hanks? Like, I can't eat
the po popcorn after that happens, Well, you wouldn't be
worried about the popcorn, and you'd be worried about the
treats at the bottom. Oh my god, the treats. No.
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Have you guys not seen Tom Hanks in the movie
Bachelor Party. I've seen the movie. Yes, there's no way
that it is not completely unmakeable today and unpc and
probably horrible. But as a kid, I remember thinking it
was hilarious. I just remember that ladies nipples were the
size of courts. They looked like quarters. I remember that.
I don't remember that. I remember that it was an
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early Tom Hanks movie before he became like family movie guy.
It was like R rated and crazy before Splash. It
was before Splash, definitely before before Money Pit. I don't
know Joel can answer, so I think it was his
first big lead if I'm not mistaken, I mean I
don't know. He was like it was before he became
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like this was an R rated movie. I mean it
was crazy. I remember. I remember seeing Big and being like, oh,
this guy's career is going a completely different path. And
I was young when it came out, but I knew.
I was like, Tom Hanks is an amazing actor, dude.
And Big is the perfect example because me and my
friend it was a toss up that night. It was
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that or like Funny Farm. It was something like that,
something where it was like something that you don't necessarily
want to see but you know you're gonna laugh. Or
this movie that we knew nothing about. And I remember
going and seeing Big and being like, holy cow, that
the dude from Bachelor Party is a great actor. I
remember talking. But dude, there's a movie scene in this
movie where like they get a donkey for the bachelor
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party and like there's all these rolls out on the
table and the donkey does all the pills. What the
donkey like snorts cocaine and like drops all these pills.
Oh it's crazy. Yeah, Bachelor Party everyone, I recommend it
And if it has offensive shit, and then I didn't
make it. I just remember my childhood. You know, both movies,
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both Splash Ambachelor Party, came out in nineteen eighty four,
which is, uh, those are two very different movies for
two very different audiences. Starting first, Yeah, I bet you.
When Splash became a giant hit, he was probably like,
oh shit, I've got that all rated. Um, should we
get an episode? Fucking amazing episode, very funny about show
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we made about a bunch of doctor nurses said, he's
got stories. Yead around here, yead around This is a
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pretty great episode. I mean, it has so much in it.
Did you direct this episode? Who did? I wish I did?
Michael Spiller did, and he did a great job. I
mean that cop tell us about the cong food sequence.
It looks like it took forever to do. And how
much rehearsal did you do? It's just an amazing rehearsal
and then we shot. We rehearsed in the morning and
then shot that afternoon. You rehearsed and shot all in
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one day. Yeah. This is before I had any type
of martial arts training or anything like that. I was
just basically doing what I saw on television, right, and
copying Bruce Lee and stuff like that. But now I
think because because of the amount of work I put in,
I'd be like, well, I don't know if that kick
would look real or you know what I mean. I'd
be a little bit more critical of how it looked. Right. Well,
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you had the luxury of it being a comedy, so
you could be a little bit silly. But I thought
it was a really well shot by Michael Spiller, and
I thought you and Rob were fucking hilarious. Yeah, right,
get ready for the big door. And then you say
that line from What's it is? An Indiana Jones reference
for you quid fool around with that kid and get
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down here? Yeah? Yeah, you picked up on now. No,
I wish I did. Scrubs Wicky. I'm sorry, damn damn.
Scrubs Wicky had some good ones on this episode. But
um got is a big episode. I this might have
been one of the ones that we didn't accomplish in
five days because I it feels larger than than usual
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because of the whole um triathlon and your kong Fu thing.
The biggest a lot in this episode set pieces as
we call them in the biz. UM but Yeah. So
the first thing that happens is I'm at your apartment
and Carla wants me out. We're all speaking subliminally to
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each other, and you tell me subliminally that you're watching
Giselle in the Victorious Secrets Momo in your spoon. Remember
that that was the thing everyone would I never think
I really watched it, but they would do like a
Victorious Secret show. It was like a Runway show, right,
But they've canceled it. I heard all the Victoria's Secret
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model sexy girl thing is over right, Joel. Yeah, I
don't think I had anything to do with like sexy
girls or not. It's just Victoria's Secrets been struggling as
a company with the boom of a lot of new
lingerie ads. A lot of people got ahead of the
like um full range of skin tone nudes before Victoria's
Seaver did they still own a large corner of the market.
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Shout out to Core Harrington, who has a Twitter that's
all about lingerie that I'm obsessed with. Um. But yeah,
so they are like, well, we're gonna we're gonna pivot,
We're gonna be like I think they're gonna probably move
in the like body inclusive skin color, and yeah, like,
what's that brand? Is it airy or something that is
a they do do that that For some reason, I
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feel like there's a brand that's like embracing all body
shapes and sizes. Wait a second, there's a ton of them. Second,
are you telling me that lingerie is no longer a
thing anymore? Like that's what they're saying, is like Victoria's
secret was clearly like here's what you wear if you're
a six one skinny woman, and look how sexy it looks.
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And they're saying, why don't we have more realistic lines
of lingerie for all body types? I'm guessing, and I'm
gonna tell you something right now. Lingerie always looks good
when it's too small. I'm just keeping in one hundred.
When it's all the way up in them, when it's
in the cracks, it's it's better. When it's in the cracks,
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it's better. That's a good T shirt. Let's get that.
Am I Am I wrong? Um? Oh? It depends I
think three dudes? Am I wrong? Well? Three dudes, um
and one and a woman who likes women. So I
think you you can ask the question. Um, I think
that it all depends on what everybody likes, right, so
everyone likes the wrong thing. Do you like that lingerie
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that has like the straps down the leg and all
that shit. As long as it's in the cracks, I'm
all good, Oh my god, that's your only requirement is
that it's in the crack. It has to be in
the crack of revealing the better. So you don't like
it if there's like satin covering the butt. You want
it in the crack. I want that ship to look
like I would listen, Lord, like it's coming off. That's amazing,
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it's coming off because that just because of that, just
because of the freaking shot. Um. If it listen, it's
coming off in five minutes, in less than five minutes anyway,
you know what I mean? Like that. That's the other
thing I don't understand about it. I'm always like baby
put on some lingerie. She puts it on and within
two minutes it's not on her anymore. Right, But it's
for the moment where you're like, damn, that's a glorious
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it's Lord wearing um anything in that picture. I don't know,
I don't know. How do you know? Did you zoom Daniel,
did you zoom? No? I did not zoom. Zoom zoom. You.
I know I couldn't. I couldn't tell um if Lord
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was This is the sentence I've never said, I couldn't
tell if Lord was nude. She definitely has decided to
show off her bum. Yes, she said, I'm gonna jump
over that cameraman. Yeah, but you can't tell if she's
wearing a ba a bathing suit or not, or or
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or a bomb. Daniel, I didn't zoom, so I don't know, Daniel.
I'm now that you've taken a good look Daniel. Yeah, Daniel,
now that you've looked on this, because you're the one,
You're the one. I was like, zoom, Yeah, it looks
to me like she is wearing underwear, yes, or a
bathing suit. Yeah. I imagine at the photos shoot she
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wasn't going to jump over the cameraman naked. So there
you go. Joel, did you did you see the Joel zoom? Yeah?
I saw it. I assumed it was. I don't think
you need to zoom back when my Lissa can see
her pretty well. It's Lord, Hey, what's up? Um? Yeah? Well,
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I think that's gonna sell some albums. I don't know
if I don't know how the music is, but everybody
likes a nice bum. Oh it's not slapping. Lord's a
great artist. It's all slapping, dude. I'm gonna tell you
why now. Man, she ain't had a real hit since Royals, though,
Keep it one hundred. That's the fire, that's the real deal.
Holy feel right there. That's the timeless hit that will
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play forever and ever and ever and ever. She's lucky
to have one. Everybody's lucky if you have one of those.
That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that shit is fire. Royals.
She's had some time to make an album. Maybe it's
gonna be fire. As you say, it's tough to touch
that Royals, man, keep it one hundred. Well, her last
album was in twenty seventeen, so she's had some time.
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I'm gonna listening to this Beab song a lot. Which
one I'm not ashamed, I'm not embarrassed. Which one lonely
out I'm coming out of the closet today as someone
who loves Justin Bieber. Okay, we were in the closet
about that. Yes, that's not something I have ever broadcast before.
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I know that I'm very alpha and masculine, but I
need to break that image of me right now. Any
other per se, Well, I'm sure there's not a lot
of bros being like, bro, did you hear fucking anyone
by Bieber? Listen? That's a slab. It's a slab and
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my friend wrote it, so I feel I feel extra
proud of my friend. He also wrote Peaches, great song.
Um TikTok smasher, Yeah, killing it, killing it anyway. I
can't play you anyone here, guys, because I'm not allowed to,
but put it on and especially I love I love
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pop and it's obviously a super pop radio hit. But
that kid, the fella, he's not a kid anymore. The
young man can sing I got a good one for you.
Then go ahead. The Weekend and Ariana grand Oh, I
know that song. That's like the number one song in
the summer right now. That's so is I mean it
was originally it was a fire song when it's just
a weekend, but Ariana Grande has taken that ship to
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the next level. It's got an eight it's very hit
to be eighties right now, right Um, yeah, it has that. Actually,
the Dun Dun dun dun, dun dun, by the way
anyone has. When I told Andrew I liked his song,
he said, oh, did you like those Phil Collins drums,
because you know the song has that do that. And
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I was like, I'm talking to the guy who fucking
chose the Phil Collins song song. It's just so cool.
Pass the fucking sushi. But this is where it makes
me feel. This is where it makes me feel old. Man,
Like that, Uh, what's the girl's name that sings driving
the car? What's her name? Olivia Rodriga and the new
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in her new song, she was talking about, I'm the
one that hipped you to Billy Joel. Yes, Like, come, kiddo,
that's not that old, is it. It's Billy Joel. That
old Billy Joel did not have a in popular culture
career by the time this child was born. Is Uptown
Girl really that old girl? How old is her? She's
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seventeen eighteen. I think she's like, I'm the one that
taught you about Uptown Girl to this boy, and the
boy's going around teaching it to other girls. That's how
many kids? How many kids probably listen to Uptown Girl?
Now that that song is popular. I know, man, they're
like the video Christie By. Yeah, that's a great you know, uh,
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you know it's a great Billy Joel song. The long
Whoa for the longest time. That shit is one of
the best song dude, when he and cut. My favorite
deep cut is Billy Joel Vienna. Oh that that's a
beautiful song. Yeah, Joel, just clutch my pearls. Joel, Just Joel,
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you clutch your own pearls and pearls because you're feeling
in your Vina way. You just like no. The first
song I ever learned in my life. Don't go change
in to try it please me. You never let me
down before. M My favorite part of that song is
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when it goes what you're trying to get into, what
you're trying to do. Come on, we got to focus
on the time, focus on the show, all right. This
an episode is so funny. Um, I love this whole
riff in the lobby. I can't just unevite everyone. I
got two e yeses and two e maybes. That's a
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lot of responses. Yeah, dude, Kondo upside down question mark
and then you look at me, you go, I borrowed
your Spanish dictionary yeah, and you're the only one. You're
one of the only yes. I've got twenty four e Maybes,
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Quondoo thirty and upside Down question Mark. I remember this
episode very well, man, like, this is one of those
episodes when we were When I was watching it, I
was like, I remember shooting this. I remember shooting this
scene Quondo eight thirty Upside I remember laughing so hard
at that. I remember that this season, I think is
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a really great season. I know we got off the
rails a little bit with like you know, ostriches and shit,
but I just feel like, as we're starting to watch
this season, I remember liking this season and feeling like
we were just having so much fun, so much fun
at this time. Yeah. Yeah, and um, Sacred Fart. We didn't,
you know, not expecting Kelso to like it, but Kelsel
finds it hilarious. Sacred Sacred Fart goes. Did you see
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the sign and um, you do the safety dance? Yes.
Until that moment, I had never heard that song. I
heard the song, I didn't know what safety dance was.
You can dance if you want to, you can leave
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young I was behind. Now. I don't know much about them,
but they were a one hit wonder and then you
make some reference to the band that I didn't fully get.
What do you mean you say something about common Common,
Common Dot or something that's um Elliott says it to
uh Carla, and she was like, didn't you learn your
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lesson when you asked if when you told him the
Common Dot was coming to town. But I didn't get
it either. I'm gonna look it up. I think the
band is called Dirk Common Dot or something. I don't know.
It went over my head. He can dance if he
wants to leave his friends. I laughed out loud at um,
you're so, you're we're going through the list of things
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that you were, Eliot. We're going to you and me
and I go, how could you never? How could never
slept in a hammock naked? I'm afraid of dragonflies? I
laughed at that. I definitely made that shit up. They're
afraid of dragonflies. I'm afraid of dragonflies? Like, why is
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that gonna really fuck up my naked sleeping in a hammock?
I don't know. And Kelso's really driving through this year
that he loves Asian prostitutes. Yeah, I mean it's in
every episode that Kelso really loves prostitutes of the now.
What's so? What do you think Jake's fantasy was? They
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were in there for four minutes? He probably said something
really naughty. Yeah, I mean, what is gonna make a woman?
She says, come on, Drake, just come on in here,
just tell me what your wildest thing is. Anything is good, Okay.
So then the clock cuts to five minutes later and
not even and they run out and she's like, oh
my god, Jake, like, what could it have been? Do
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you have anything like that where you'd be like, well,
that's it? Never mind the hottest, the hot the thing,
the moment that you've been waiting for with the woman
that you've been waiting for, whether like like let's go
off the chain, like the person you never ever, in
a million million years thought it would be possible. You
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two are in a moment and this person says something
to stop you guys from doing it. What would it be?
I don't know, I don't know. I mean something that
that would be painful. I'm not really into SNM. If
she was like, I've got the clamps, getting a fucking cage,
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I mean, no disrespect to those who love it. But
I just don't think that's like my particular thing. It's
all set up getting it eat that cable, motherfucker. I
don't know what about you? What's your answer? I don't know, dude.
It's a tough one because, like I mean, they don't
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even start. They just like he talks her through it. Still,
this is what we're gonna do. It breaks them up,
It breaks them up. Yeah, it's pretty sad for poor Jake.
He finally felt comfortable to share his fan pressure. You pressured,
You pressured her into doing that, right, I did, But
I mean I wanted her to be honest and open
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with her lover. Now she has a fantasy. We learned
that that's a very elaborate involving a Mexican apple. That
was so funny. But I thought this was the episode
there's but there's one point where I where I fulfill
her fantasy by dressing up as the Mexican apple fef
But I'm not. It's not that we're hooking up. I'm
I'm helping her with another man. I think, don't you
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remember that? It must be this season because this season
has a runner of Elliott being obsessed with her whole
elaborate Mexican apple thief sex fantasy. And there's some point
where I dress up with like a Mexican poncho and
a sombrero, and I'm sure it's not going to be
very PC, but I know that I am playing a
Mexican apple thief. I don't remember that. I don't think
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there's any skin painting or anything like that, but I
do know that, Oh boy, I'm wearing right. I think
I am wearing a sombrero. JD's Cereal, JD's bananas and nuts.
Oh man, I was on fire this episode. What about
Doug pre tagging the patient's toes. Yea, he's like I
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wrote one ish. There are a lot of very funny
Carla looking for couples to eat dinner with. I know that.
I know how that goes. Dude, I know how that goes.
That's your wife, that is my wife getting married. We'll
have dinner together. Yeah, she she always used to say
that to me. And find a girlfriend. We can stop
being our third wheel. We go on double dates all right. Now,
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this whole we got to talk about this whole triathlon thing.
This was the water was colder than you could possibly imagine.
We really went out to the beach. We were out
in Malibu, and I remember that scene where I'm getting
in the water is the funniest fucking thing. I laughed
so hard. No wetsuit and like tiptoeing in and trying
to splash it on my body. Yeah, but then there's
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a scene where you're actually swimming in. I was out
there in the water. Yeah, it was freezing. It was
like forty five degrees. No wetsuit and all the crew
is in there with wet suits, right, And it was
a hot day, but it didn't matter. There was a
hot day, because this is actually an interesting story. The
water was freezing, but it was hot outside. So they
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had a big longboard for me to get out onto
for breaks because you couldn't stay in there very long
and you just lost your breath. It was so fucking cold.
So I would do the gag pick an apple, put
in your pocket, and we did that, and then I
would they give me a break, okay, cut take a break,
and I would get on them blongboard and it would
be hot in the sun and I just kind of
catch my breath. I did that so many times, going
back and forth, hot cold, hot, cold. When I came
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out of there. I was like in ecstasy. It felt
so amazing. I don't know if you've ever done this
with like a cold plunge pool and a sauna people,
you know, if you're at a spa or if someone
you know has this. But if you go hot cold
hot cold hot cold, like twenty times, you you have
this euphoria come over you. And I remember, I remember,
I'll never forget it. I was lying in my trailer
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and I was like, I felt like higher than I've
ever felt in a good way, and it was cold.
Don't they say that this is what you're supposed to
do nowadays? Like isn't this a regiment that people are
doing too? Yes, I know there's people dementia or something
like that, and I don't know about dementia, but it
definitely felt good for anxiety if you can handle it.
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I know that people. I remember reading an article about
Rick Rubin, the famous producer, had like a sauna and
then outside his sauna an ice plunge and he would
do this. He would go, and there's other people that
do it. They go back and forth, go back and forth,
and you haven't you get this like natural high from
your body going. Um, I can tell you from this
experience that I've never forgotten that it works. I did
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it a lot because we shot that whole scene and
I had to keep doing it, keep doing it, and
it was amazing. I felt I felt higher, higher than
I've ever felt, but in a good way, and like
not a not a drug way, and like oh enlightened way.
That's dope. Um, we should go to break, all right,
We're gonna go to break and we'll be right back
after what you're trying to get into a damn shoom
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what you're trying to do, and we're back back. Did
you see that that ain't listening to fake Doctor's real friends?
Did you see that nice woman who covered the we
gotta call her song? She did a good job, she did.
We want more of you to cover the songs. If
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you're a fan and you're do covers, can you tag
us in covers on Instagram? And and if they're not horrible,
we'll we'll repost them. Right Donald, I would love to
hear like a twelve part acapella band. Do what you
trying to get some stories? Yeah, I was just gonna
say about show. We may even something slowed down. Yeah,
(28:23):
so about a bunch of doctor nurses. But anyway, the
point is is that if you, if you do sing covers,
please sing a cover of one of our many ditties
and we'll we'll repost it. I want to talk about that.
We were talking about the the triathlon that j D does.
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It's more like a walk about really when you think
about it, right, he's having a moment in his life
where he's trying to figure out what he's going to do.
He needs a place to live, you know, he's alone. Yeah,
no girlfriend, no girlfriend, he's lost, and he goes on
this journey, yeah, this quest through ocean land, a vision quest. Yeah,
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you're right, Yeah, come through at the end and realize
he has the help all he had to help all along.
It was offered to him in the beginning, and he
was so stubborn that he played it off as like,
you know, we're superficial friends, we're not really friends. Yeah,
we like to keep it superficial, but really JD and
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Elliott are there for each other regardless of if they're
a boyfriend and girlfriend couple. They are. You know, you
could say he can't do it all on his own.
You could say that, but I chose not to. You know,
I wish you would have to say, um no, listen.
It's very listless to the to a real place. It's
(29:49):
very hard to maintain a friendship. It's one thing to
have an X where you're like, you're tight, you're fine,
it's cool, everything's all good, Like how are you good? Good? Oh,
I saw your instagram? You know, superficial talk. But these
two are trying to be in each other's lives as
best friends in a best friend group that's really and
work together every day. That's really, really hard. They're asking
(30:10):
a lot of each other and their their their way
of trying to do it is to keep everything superficial.
I mean, he literally says, dynamite teeth today friends so sparkly.
I mean, they're just trying to keep it superficial. And
finally Elliot breaks down. I can't keep it superficial with you.
You're you're my friend. I don't know how to be
fake with you. Oh my god, that dolphin costume. I
(30:34):
don't feel bad. That was like, I loved it. He's hallucinating. Well, yeah,
but you grab her face for us? Oh you're real? Yeah,
Thank goodness. I thought it was a hilarious choice that
she's in a dolphin costume because he's tripping out and
he's hallucinating. I thought very funny, and I just thought
(31:01):
it was sweet that she carried me and you got
that Keene song, which I love and I believe this
going forward. Bill said, season five on the they're all
the original songs. They worked out that what the deals
would be from season five on, so the songs aren't replaced,
as I understand it. Do you remember Keane love Keene?
I don't know what happened to Keene? Remember the Bowery
(31:21):
Bar Keene? Me? You? Bill Lawrence, No, I don't remember that.
We remember New York City. I remember New York City.
It's it's the big city in New York, right, Yeah,
do you remember when we went and saw that show Keene?
I've seen a few Keen shows. But go ahead, right,
this was right when this is right around this time,
(31:43):
when and if we have a moment, why don't we
go talk about it somewhere? Only we know this could
be the end of everything, So why don't were you
go You don't remember going to see somewhere? Well, they
(32:04):
know it's a great song. I don't know what happened
to that band? They were so good we went and
saw them live at the Bowery Bar. Dude, is what
I'm trying to say. Okay, we didn't see them at
the Bowery Bar. What is the venue? What is it then?
The Bowery? Uh venue in the Bowery. It's not called
the Bowery Bar. What is the what is the big ass? Yes?
Now I'm getting Now, I'm getting what you're saying. It's
(32:26):
on Um, it's on Houseton. I think is it the
Bowery or is it something else? Have you looked that up? Daniel,
you're the music guy here. What the name of the
venue or what happened? Well, I'm mistaken. Just called the Bowery,
Bowery ball Room. Bowery ball Room? Yeah, neck bot ears? Wow, wow, listen,
(32:51):
do not fuck my twat ears. Oh my god, here
comes the sound effect again, Daniel. I need that from
my my son back. I can get you both like
both end today. I don't want a real um sexual noise.
I want Donald's specific one. Yeah nowhere, thank you? Um?
What about when I'm bottling the bike and I'm like
(33:12):
the only thing I've had to eat all day is
a half a jellyfish and they just wanted to just
change gears. And I go, it's like peddling and hummus.
And then I see, uh, um, johnny Castle and Sam
walked by with a pig old pig when they're eating
(33:33):
the apple they did, They're going, they will see you
at the lu out. I go. They already finished and
cooked a pig. They not only finished, but they successfully
cooked a pig on a on a what do you
call it a spigott? Yeah, sp on a spit. Do
(33:54):
you think that where water comes out of what do
you think that? Do you think that Johnny Castle and Sam?
I mean their characters actually cooked the pig themselves. I
don't think they existed. I think that was the fake
that I think they were the hallucination. No, no, no,
I think, well, what's the funnier end answer. The funnier
answer is that they've had that much time off from
(34:14):
this from the triadol, and they've been done for so long. Yeah,
but then the joke doesn't make sense when he grabs
her face, Oh you and you're real? Thank god? Oh
my god. How about when we when you're getting ready
to do the surgery for the woman? Um, and you
stay cut to without anesthesia, and they cut the cocks
putting cotton. Hears ears. That was so funny, and then
(34:40):
you're like, um, you go, you got this, you got this.
And then you see the hypnotist. He's whispering it. What
are you saying? He goes, I'm just saying, you got this,
you got this? Right? Did you see did you see
what he does when she starts screaming No, It seemed
like he was going, no freaking doom. No. But there's
(35:01):
no way that woman would ever not scream. First of all,
you got one cut in and she didn't scream. Yeah,
but you know it was burning. You know that ship
was burning. You know she was like, God, if he
cuts me one more time, that's it. That's man, that's it.
I'm not gonna be able to take it. Oh my god.
And then she screams, and then you go, Obi Nobi.
(35:32):
This episode was hilarious, dude. And then Elliot carried me
at the end into the finish line. Yeah, it's very, very,
very polished. And then we're lying there together. I mean,
you get the sense in this episode you can't help
but go. Maybe they will end up together. They're so
cute together. Well, you could tell that, you could tell
(35:52):
that she definitely has feelings for him, yeah, and he
does for her. Well yeah, But the fact that she
puts the dude on her back and carries him over
the fence, she loves him. Yeah, she loves her already
like like that, that's foreshadowing in a big motherfucking way,
you know what I mean? Yeah, because that's what you
(36:14):
do with a partner. You lift them up, you you
carry them when they need to be carried. That's right.
As new Addition once said, can you stand the rain?
Elliott says, yes, yeah I can. And also like that
footprints thing that Jesus like, you know, and when when
when you didn't see my footsteps beside you, I was
carrying you. Yeah, footprints, Elliot is my Jesus. She's carrying me. Wow.
(36:42):
Step deep. Right, we should probably go to break and
then come back with the Yes, we'll go to break
and we will come back with an exciting caller'll be
right back and we're bad. We're bad. Play that music, No,
(37:07):
not that music. And I thought you liked my song, Dan,
I'll play the caller music out of college. Game can
talk somehow, Dudes? You know, like a ball smoke some jazz,
maybe talking about the episode. So come on, let's get
the show. There is Billy. Welcome to the podcast, my friend.
(37:40):
Oh my gosh, so good to see you all. It's
so good to see you, my friend. Welcome, Welcome, welcome,
Thank you from from Well. I live in Denver, but
currently in the state of Washington. My girlfriend and I
are actually living out of the band for the summer,
traveling around and h yeah, we are taking a little
break in an airbnb. So it's actually got good timing
(38:02):
for this. I'm trying to get to wash that ass.
Huh Hi, Donald meant don't talk about that, but you know,
you know he's a dirty dude if he's Yeah, you
can't wash your ass in a van, listen, you can.
I have been went down a rabbit hole with these
conversion vans. I saw nomad Land, and I know nomad
Land was not meant to make me feel like I
want to live in a van um, but I did.
(38:24):
I went down the rabbit hole. And is that what
you're in? Some sort of converted van? Yeah? Yeah. I
bought a van a couple of years ago, converted it myself,
put some solar panels and batteries and all the works
in it. So what you've got in there? What do
you got in there? Besides the bed? Obviously, we've got
a bed. We've got we've got lights, we've got fans,
we've got a heater. I got a lot of storage
(38:45):
for toys. My girlfriend and I love biking and paddle boarding,
all the outdoor sports, so we got a big old
garage for everything in the back. So yeah, it's like
a little log cabin in the back. Do you have
a fridge? And at about food? Yeah, we've got a
little fridge. We've got a little kitchen stove, sink with
like a little pump action faucet. So very basic, but
(39:07):
you know you did it. And then what about the
peeing and pooing situation? Uh, yeah, that one's a little
difficult sometimes. We always try and prioritize having bathrooms nearby,
but if emergency calls, we do have a bucket toilet
with a little baggies they have and they have that
in nomad Land where they talk about pooping in a bucket. Yes, yes,
(39:30):
yes they did. Did you see nomad Land? I did, Yes,
I loved it. Yeah, I thought it was it was
very beautiful. Did this make you want to urge your
lifestyle and this is why you're doing this? Well, I
mean I was doing it before nomad Land came. We
were we were not in the van at the time,
and it made us want to kind of go back in.
So it must have to You must have to really,
really really get along with your girlfriend to live out
(39:53):
of a van together. I mean, there she is. It
feels like next level getting along, not just like, oh, no,
we love each other, Like, no, we're gonna get into
a tiny van and tour the country. Yes, yeah, we
get along. Well, there are definitely some times where we
kind of get at each other's nerves a little bit,
But for the most part, yeah, we get along. What
do you say, You're like, go to the back of
the van. I like my alone time, So I always
(40:18):
preface like every time we go out, like I need
some alone time. I need to add some time where
I'm gonna go off by myself and do my own thing.
Because she doesn't get that. She does a little bit.
She she doesn't like being a lot. She understands, Yeah,
she understand. I can't picture you and Casey living in
a van together. When we first started dating. CBS asked
(40:38):
us if we wanted to be a couple on the
Amazing Race, and I was like, I was like, if
we did it, babe, I mean, yeah, we'd probably win,
but our relationship would be over. Amazing Race is very
stressful on a couple. Yes, I couldn't imagine doing something
like that. So being in a van with just just
(41:00):
me and Casey or are kids with us? No, I
was making it one step easier and saying it was
just you and Casey. The kids would be ridiculous. In
a van would be so difficult. Yeah, they'be hitting each
other and shit. But I love these conversion vans. There's
there's all They're all different levels, and it's so I'm
always so interested in how people like do their layout
and what they choose to put in there and whatnot,
and people go crazy with it. Yeah, there's there's a
(41:23):
million different ways you can make them. It just kind
of all depends on on your needs. It's so you know,
on Instagram, when you second, you like start clicking on
something and then it's just like sends you the motherload.
My feed for a while was just like ninety percent
conversion vans. Yeah, that's that's my girlfriend's Instagram right now. Yeah,
very commergent. Dans And just tells us all the ways
(41:44):
we can improve ours. Yeah, that's fun though. It's fun together.
It's not solar powered, is it electrical or no? No,
it's an older Diesel van, but we've do a solar
panel on the roof that charges the external battery which
powers all of our electronic some stuff. You should look.
I mean, I don't know if you're into it, but
look into there's this. Uh, I just bought a smoker.
(42:08):
You're into it? And uh, it's a one that can
travel with you and it folds up really nice and small. Uh,
and it plugs into your your electrical outlet or socket.
And so when the car's on. Let gonna tell you
something right now, I've been smoking some meats, man, but
you can smoke other things. I'm gonna smoke other things.
(42:33):
You can smoke other things you can smoke. Bet did
I ever tell you that? Donaland goes to extremes. He
went from like a week of vegetarianism to buying a smoke.
It was more than a week. It was more than
a week. It was a month and a solar a
month and a half respect that. Okay, motherfucker? Oh my god,
not some please, I'm sorry, Billy, I'm sorry to see this. Billy.
(42:53):
All right, Billy. Do you have a question for us,
my friend? Yes, yes I do. Um so my first question, uh,
guess mainly for your Zach and Joel since you guys
just got new dogs, but Donald and Danelle Daniel please
let me know if you guys have dogs as well
and care to answer. But I love asking us to
all my friends who have dogs, what TV or movie
(43:16):
character do you feel like best represents your dog's personality
and would you be willing to pay a lot of
money to have one of those dog callers from the
movie up to bring that personality to life? Wow? Wow, Joel,
do you have an answer right off the battle? First
of all, yes, I would pay any amount of money
(43:37):
to have my dog talk to me because I love
her more than anything and I would love to hear
what she's thinking in terms of who she is. I
don't know, Joel, you go, I'm feeling it might be
someone from Rebels. It's actually character from being Mary Jane,
but she's also kind of a mess. Way to bring
out my movie wife. Yes, I love Gabby and yeah,
(43:58):
you know, lions, she just turned six months, so you know,
she she's got ten commands down. She's learning all the time.
She's so sweet. We're getting so much better at the leash.
But you know, than there's times where she's also a
mess and she can't stop running around and she's tripping people,
and when we meet dogs, she always wants to put
her paw on their face and I'm like, we don't
have to, you could just sniff it and like, you know,
(44:20):
be gentle, and she's like, I must leap onto everything.
So she's she's a bit of a mess, but she's
also super intelligent and getting there. So you know, I'm
also going to choose a Gabby Union character, but from
bring it On. Yeah, no, I think I picture of
my dog like Kenny Schmidt. Okay, very wide eyed, optimistic
(44:42):
and silly, because my dog's very funny. My dog dogs
have a sense of humor. I'm sorry if you disagree,
but my dog is funny. She knows she's being funny
and she does funny shit. She's in the UK right now.
I miss her. She's worldly, my dog. All right, nice question,
my friend. Yeah, so my next questions more specific to Scrubs.
(45:06):
One of my favorite kind of scenes of any of
the episodes is one that you guys just recently cover,
but my boss's free haircut at the end, the speech
that doctor Kelsell gives whenever he kind of burst through
the door and says, nothing worth having comes easy. It's
something that I find myself always kind of watching and
whenever I need a little bit of a pick me up,
(45:28):
some inspirations motivation. My friend even sends it to me
late nights when he's drunk sometimes and you know, as
I need to pick me up. So I want to know,
is there any particular TV or movie scenes that you
guys find over the inspirational motivational that you will watch
anytime you guys need a little bit of pick me
up or a little bit of motivation throughout your day.
That's a good question. Yeah. At the end of the Whiz,
(45:50):
Lena Horne things believe in yourself. You know, Horne's like
the first black star in Hollywood. This movie comes out
in in seventy eight, I think, and so this is
like her last hurrah and to get her um as
a fully realized performer, because she had to go through
a lot before she was like fully on her feet,
(46:11):
U singing a song that very much sounds like everyone's grandmother,
just being like, listen, if you believe in yourself, you
can go out there. You can conquer anything. Oh oh,
it just say. It touches the spirit, it lifts you up.
It's it's such a good feeling. It really makes you
feel like you can conquer the world. And I enjoy
revisiting it. Donald something from Star Wars. I imagine maybe
something that Yoda says in a swamp after it what
(46:33):
could it be? Do or do not? There is no try. Yeah,
that is one of my favorite speeches that I'm not
gonna lie that one. And Obi wan Kenobi, well the
force is what do you say? Oh my gosh, this
is what guides us. Well, whatever he says in the
(46:54):
big beginning, no no no, no no no no, let me
say uh so, when I really think about it, one
of the greatest speeches. There's quite a few of them,
but the one that comes to mind is al Pacino
in any given Sunday, his speech at the end when
he's talking to the players. Yes, for some reason, that's
(47:20):
one of those speeches like you could I know al
Pacino in the big football guy. And you know, he
doesn't come across as a coach, you know what I
mean throughout this whole movie, you know what I mean,
but his conviction and when he's talking to the players
and telling them, you know, you go that extra mile,
but every inch you you know, when he really gets
(47:41):
into it, it's one of the most powerful speeches there
is ever in cinema. And so that's when I watched
quite a bit. There are other ones I'm thinking. I mean,
I happen to be looking at my Shawshank Redemption movie poster,
and so what came to mind was like Morgan's and
monologue of Shawshank and then when I thought about it,
(48:02):
I got goose bumps on my legs. So I don't
know if it's necessarily inspirational, but just a um, I
remember that that monologue about when he finally gets freedom
and then he finally goes and meets Andy Dufray on
the beach. Yeah, um, I don't know. That's what came
in my mind because I I did a little bit
of um uh, what's that? What's that Kevin Spacey movie
(48:23):
where he walked? I did the little usual suspects when
I looked up and saw the movie poster on my wall.
But it's it's not for me. It's never really uh,
it's never really. I use Alpaccino as an example. It's
never really the speech. It's always the music that really
takes you over the time. Yes, you know what I mean,
(48:45):
and so uh. There are quite a few moments in
ET when ET's leaving, after Gertie says by to him
and uh and and you know he's he's he's looking
at Elie and Ellie goes, you know, he goes, says
come and Elie goes. Stay. All of that then the
music at bampampapa bam bamp That ship is fire. And
(49:17):
that's always what brab me. That's what I'm talking about.
All Right, Philly, it's time. Where are you? We? I
forgot where you are. I'm in We're in Washington right now.
It's time for people who live in Van's favorite segment, Donald,
(49:37):
It's time to fix you live all right, It's all
about you now, we're here to help, thank you. Oh
uh yeah. My fixture life is surprisingly about moving in
with my girlfriend. Although we've been living in a band together,
we don't actually live together at home, but we were
(49:58):
planning on moving in together for the first time. We
get back. I'm somebody who's definitely had my fair share
of commitment issues when it comes to relationships from time
to time, So I am freaking out a little bit
about moving in. So just love some advice about moving
in with a significant other for the first time. You know,
we talk about it, how we've done it in a van,
But the kind of advantage of being in a van
(50:20):
is that we're always traveling and seeing new places, and
I think that kind of energy may draw away from
some of the tension that we have of always spending
time together. And it's a little bit of a different
story when you're sharing a house for the first time.
So yeah, we love your guy's advice and kind of
how to make that work and kind of how to
get over that anxiety of the commitment of moving in
with somebody. Well, both Donald and I have both moved
(50:40):
in and out with several women. Yes, it's true, this
is true. Keep the boxes. I'm just kidding. Um no, No,
I'm that's good advice. That's good advice for a different
for a different reason entirely. But you know, after you
guys could be answers. I have my own answer for this.
It's a funny answer because I'm moving out. Spoiler alert, Billy,
(51:04):
that's a that's a perfect segue into what you're saying.
It's not like you're getting married, you're just moving in together. Right,
keep the boxes, a and b Um, I think the boxes.
Just fold them up, put him in the garage behind
some cans. Um. I think one of the smartest things
(51:24):
you can do, you mentioned house, so it won't be
a tiny apartment, right, that's right? Yeah, um, is if
you each have your own room that is not to
say bedroom, You have your your share a bedroom, but
if you have the space to each have a quote
unquote office or her hangout room and you have your
man cave or whatever it is, I think a space
(51:46):
that's not the bedroom that you can each call your own. Again,
if you have the square footage is really really healthy
because sometimes you just want to be on a loan
and the share your bedroom isn't the right spot. You know,
obviously because you can both be in there. Sometimes you
just kind of miss having your own bedroom and you
(52:07):
don't really have that in a relationship. So if you
have the square footage, I think being able to say like, Okay,
that's you know, that's your office, that's your room, this
is my area, you know. Um. I think to be
able to sort of retreat to your own space and
if the person's massier than you, they can keep that
room however the hell they want. So they have they
(52:28):
have ace. You each have your a space that you
can kind of claim as your your corner if you
will donald your thoughts. Yeah, I mean sure, that's one
way to do it. Another way to do it is
to not worry about it. If you guys want to
live together, live together. If you really don't want to
(52:49):
live with her, you'll know right away when she says,
let's do it, and you say to yourself, no, I
don't want to do it. You know, if you want
to do it or not. All of that stuff is bullcrap.
But it's like, I'm so hesitant because I don't know,
you know, whether you want to do it or well.
It's one that you can have anxiety about it and
then but but anxiety can be man can can also
be excitement. You know. It's somewhere between that I'm excited
(53:13):
about it, but I'm nervous about it. I think it's
legitimate to feel all those feelings. I knew for a
fact that I wanted to move in with my wife.
I knew it. But when she moved in and started
taking out all like throwing all your legos away and
saying these are away. Okay, when she came there's no
such thing as legos, it's lego. To calm down, calm down, Okay,
(53:36):
here we go, Here we go, um um, calm down.
Did when she came in and said, these legos gotta
get off the dining room table, and these arcade games
gotta go, and this poker table's getting the funk out
of here, did you have any thoughts of like, oh no, no,
it's what I wanted. I was ready for that, you
(53:57):
know what I mean. I knew that that's what I
want it. Do I miss the video games? Do I
miss the lego? Do I miss the poker table? Yes?
Yes I do. But I love my wife and kids. Yes,
Oh no, don't go get this is the level you
want to get to, Billy being so pee whipped that
(54:18):
you can't leave your wife for a simple podcast. Well,
I know Dane just moved in with his lady. Yeah,
I got I have some advice for you, Let's say,
are you guys furnishing an entire place? No, so you
have Yeah, we're lucky. Her mom actually has a place
that we're renting from her mom, so it's already furnished.
So yeah, so it's a good situation for that. Yeah, well,
(54:40):
I was My main advice was going to be, when
you move in together, take the first month to set
up everything. Like if it means you're putting off every
plan that you're going to have, like just set up
everything in the first month so you don't leave anything
hanging around. Like we're dealing with a dresser that we
ordered months ago that was back ordered that we finally
that we don't like that we're now returning. We are
(55:02):
still without a fucking dresser to put our clothes in.
And it sucks and it's like a piece of tension
because we don't have this one thing covered. And it's
not because we didn't handle it. It's because everything was
back ordered then we got it and it wasn't what
we wanted, et cetera. Blah blah blah. Like there's a
lot of things to get in the way, but if
you can do everything you can to set up everything
in your house. In the first month. You will be
(55:23):
so much happier. You won't have let anything hang on.
There won't be this like lingering tension about you want
to get this thing done or that thing done. Just
set everything up in the first month. Just get it
all done as fast as you possibly can so that
you can continue living your life. And what about the boxes.
You said you were going to say some about boxes.
Keep the boxes. The reason that I'm saying keep the
boxes is not so that you can move out quickly.
It's so that in case you don't like something, you
(55:44):
can return it. You still have the original box. Because
a lot of these furniture companies are going to nickel
and dime you about stuff like, oh well, it's not
returned in the original box, and like you'll get something
with White Glove Delivery and they'll take the boxes and
you'll say, oh great, they threw away the trash. But
then the return policy is so specific about you have
to return the thing in the original box, even though
our White Glove Delivery service took the fucking boxes away.
(56:06):
A raw nerve. We found a raw nerve with Dane
um No Billy. I had an idea that exercise you
could do when you're in your van together, um, pooping
in a bucket. You could turn to her and say, honey, um, no,
I'm being serious. You could say, um, hey, let's talk
about things that are pet peeves of yours before we
(56:28):
moving together. That are little things like, you know, whatever
the stereotypic toilet seed or the way that that that
the toilet paper should go over not under, or or
any little minutia. What are things, my darling sweetheart, whom
I love so much? Sounds a little contescending. I'm adding
the twist on Billy will say it much kinder. What
are things that, uh that when you live with a roommate,
(56:51):
whether it was a part of a lover or a friend,
that that have irked you before? Um, and I don't
want to do those things right? And then she can
have her turn. You can make it funny, you guys
can joke about it, make make a list. But I
think going into it being like, I had no idea
that you really fucking hate it when anyone leaves, you know, whatever,
the dishes in the sink, whatever, whatever it is. And
(57:14):
then and then then you then you get like maybe
ten things out of the way, it's like you're clear
on on on those things. Yeah, I judge with her
that because I'm very messy, that she's gonna have to
get me a shot caller and every single time she's
just gonna have to buzz me until I was finally
trained into cleaning up after myself and not being so messy.
That wouldn't make me want to move in with you
(57:34):
right away? Yeah I could. I get electrically electrically every
time you do something I don't like, yeah, I'm moving in,
or maybe just just no going into it. You can't
be messy or it's gonna be a friction. So just
like you, you you know you have to you have
to take on cohabitation with knowing you're gonna make some
you know what's the word, uh um, compromisation. You're gonna
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make some compromises. You know you don't want to if
you want it to go well. I feel like couples
often argue by stuff it's so trivial, just because they
never really worked it out, and then they don't want
to say anything because let's like, let's not sweat the
small stuff. But then it builds and you become resentful
and you're like, motherfucker, change that dialing rale. I have
a sticker. I have a post a note on my
computer that says stop yelling because sometimes I mean not yell,
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but I get I definitely vocalize my video game frustration.
Oh I thought you yelling at her? No, I thought
you yelling at her posted saying don't you yell? Whoa? No? Absolutely,
my kid, and you might have a lot of Do
you do a lot of this, Daniel? No, No, it's
not like that. It's rage. Do you do a lot
of rage? It's it's not it's not raging as much
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as it is like very excitedly yelling about things that
are about to happen. No, no, no, no no, no no no,
it's more like giant potion. Do you work? You should
if you saw, if you saw her D and D
stream from a couple of days ago, you would know
that anytime we get caught by a trap or something,
my character gets very upset that you've walked into a
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trap again, What were you thinking? Anyway? Is your character
British Channel? Yeah yeah, Gorth Clamley, he's a bard, haffling bards. Okay, wait, wait,
one more question? Is this a video game? Or you're
playing the board game D and D. We're playing the
board game D and D, but we play with what's
called a virtual tabletop where it all takes place from
the computer. So we're all on Zoom together. Wow, that's
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how we got through the quarantine. Come on, now, that's
how you got through the quarantine virtual tabletops. Yes, it's great.
You're invited every Wednesday. Welcome, Billy, You're welcome. And hey, Billy,
if you're ever in South the California, have a couch
for you when things don't work out, thank you? Yeah, yeah,
I might need that. Just drive over. You don't have
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to poop in a bucket and you can just stay
on my couch. Okay, that'll be a relief. And don't
like poop in the buckets. Listen, all kids, all kidding aside.
You know, if you guys are willing to live in
a van together and go through this, I have a
feeling you'll do great in a house, you know what
I mean? I agree, Yeah, I'm hopeful, and Daniel, I
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think you're right with getting everything set up beforehand. One
thing we learned about living in a van is that
minor annoyances become big annoyances over time, and so eliminating
those makes life a lot easier. So I think that
that's a great one. And here my listening, I'm telling
you it's gonna be good. Billy. Yeah, say, honey, darling,
what are some things that really annoy you about cohabitating
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with someone? Yeah, I'll have it. Write that right now,
and then you do yours, and then you could like
make it funny, do it over drink, would be hilarious.
If it's like if it turns out to be like
Elliott in this episode where we're like right away, within
four minutes of her telling him what pisses her off,
he's like, I can't live with this woman. Yeah no.
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And in the shift in the episode, in the episode
because of Billy sexual sexual fantasy, oh yes, with the
new boyfriend. Yeah, he tells her, he tells her in private,
and five minutes later she's like, what the fuck? And
they break up. Cut of it, and we never ever
learned what he said. We never know what his twisted
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fantasy was. Um, all right, Billy, good luck and thanks
for coming on, and we did. Yeah you guys well,
and hey, before I go, I just gotta say thank
you for let you know the impact that Scrubs had
in my life. Told Jell this, But when I was
twenty years old, I was diagnosed with a pretty serious
heart condition, actually a heart condition that the I learned
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the real j D actually treats in its current practice,
So that was kind of a fun fact. But I
spent the next couple of years in and out of
hospitals a lot, even having heart surgery when I was
twenty four. And one thing that always helped me through
every time I'd have to go to the hospital or
a doctor because I felt, you know, pretty scared and nervous,
is that I would always just imagine that I was
on an episode of Scrubs, and it would always make
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me feel that I a little bit better. And I
was always just waiting for, you know, doctor Dorian or
doctor Church to come around the corner and tell me
everything was going to be all right. So thank you
guys so much for everything you're doing. You're very sweet
and I'm so happy that you're okay. Now. You look fantastic. Yeah,
doing great, So thank you guys so much, our pleasure.
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Thanks for coming on, brother, Thank you so much. All right,
have we go on? All right, guys, and that's our show.
I think we did it, Donald, right, I'm pretty sure
we did it. Um all right, Well that was really
cool man. You know, it's always great to hear from
UH fans and listeners. You know, I have comfort that
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I turned to when I'm down and out and stuff
like that, And it's really cool to be a part
of something that so many people use as a as
a as a comfort. That's so true. We hear that
all the time, and every time I hear it brings
a giant smile on my face, that that we brought
anyone any amount of comfort. Um, all right, we love you,
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and we hope you're happy. We hope this finds you smiling,
and we'll see you next time. Donald five six seven eight.
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