709: My Dumb Luck

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
And Joelle's not here? Is she Joelle again? You know? Donald?
At a certain point, Donald, we got to start to
worry about losing Joel because it's the first show with
the new year, and where's Joel. She's getting bangs with
Zoe right now as we speak. I think we already
lost her, bro I mean, Joel would never be late
before this Zoe Deschanelle show came along. And now where

(00:24):
she's in another meeting apparently, yeah, another meeting. She isn't
need in another meeting. I can promise you it's not
with Zoe. That's all gonna say. I know that doesn't
help my narrative, Chanel, I'll cut that out, but doesn't
serve my narrative. Chanel. Hey buddy, how are you, sir? Oh?
I missed you? So did you? Because I've seen you
a couple of times in this Well, it doesn't matter,

(00:46):
It doesn't matter. It just doesn't matter, just doesn't even
if we win, and even if we win, oh god,
I wonder if anyone else gets that reference as someone
our age, will I feel also young to get that reference?
You know the movie Danil No, actually I don't. I
didn't think you would. It's an amazing movie and very
early in Bill Murray's career called Meatballs Are Get Ready

(01:11):
for the Summer, and you did. It. Was about to say,
pitt SuDS help parents to show it to their kids,
but I don't know if it's still um now you
know what it's if you watch it, it's not as uh,
there's teenage stuff in it and stuff like that, but
there's no nudity, there's no cursing. In me. I love it.
I remember being a great I mean it's for teen

(01:33):
I think you can show your teenage kid. Yeah, it's
for teenagers. But it's like Bill Murray one of his
first movies off SNL that wasn't just um a comedy.
It is a comedy, but it also has heartwarming stuff
in it. He's like a mentor to this kid at camp.
He's a camp counselor. Actually he's like the head of
camp counselors at the Yeah, and he's hilarious in it. Yeah. Um,

(01:54):
it's great, and but the movie's mostly about the kids.
I don't want you to go thinking that this is
a Bill Murray. Maybe maybe I'm remembering a different movie.
I mean, we have we spoken about this because I
told you that Meatballs Too is the worst sequel that's
ever been made of any movie of all time. Ted,
because ET had come out, did we talk about this?
I know, he told, oh, yeah, because I went on

(02:15):
Brett Goldstein's podcast and and he wanted me to say
a movie I hated, and I was, you know, I
don't like criticizing anybody's work, no matter what it is.
But but I had to pick a movie I thought
was just a mess, and so I I thought of
that alien that had been worked into the movie became
the star of the movie. That movie only because they

(02:36):
lost Bill Murray and it was at the same time
or the success of ET. And they were like, what
if there was an alien and he looked like ET? Right, Yeah,
and he looked like he looked like but they put
him in like a yellow trench Yeah, it was a yell.
It was either a trench coat or a raincoat. Yeah,
same the rain hat. Yeah. Anyway, Um, I missed you all.

(02:57):
I'm hey listeners, Thank you for come back in. Happy
New Year to you all, Thank you for being here.
So much stuff has happened that I wanted to talk about.
But you know, I smoke a lot of marijuana. I
thought you were gonna not smoke marijuana today. Oh you're
just saying in the past, because so much marijuana that
my memory is gone. Like I had some really important
shit I wanted to discuss. You know, I think if

(03:20):
you're I think you owe it to your our audience,
if you're such a podhead to write these things down.
I started too, but then I lost the paper too,
so it was like, what am I writing it down
for if I can't find I'm sorry, audience, Just imagine
the funny things Donald would have for you. If some
of it was some of it was like heartfelt and heartwarming,

(03:40):
imagine all that heartwarming stuff. Guys, God sweed, not even
once wonderful. How have you been? We have so much stuff? Well,
I have to tell the audience. And you know, Daniel
probably doesn't know. I was so sick. I got strapped
through he got you got the real heart through the
Grape Vindal. So sorry, Donald and I were meant to

(04:01):
go to to Vegas for an iHeart event and it
was gonna be so much fun, and it was and
I I couldn't go. Donald went and represented on his own.
Thank you, Donald, But man, I'm gonna tell you something
right now, Zach, because you were sick. You fucked up
the whole No, don't put that guilt on me, please, No.
But I got it, buddy, I got it because I

(04:21):
love you. And this is the only way it was
supposed to be the three of us. It was gonna
be usual, the usual, the usual suspects, and we were
gonna be in Vegas and we were gonna double down
on black Jack. Baby, you're gonna bet on black and Casey,
who never gets time away from the kids, was like,
we're going to Vegas. It's going down. And I had

(04:42):
to call them and be like, we gotta sitter and everything.
Zach calls and go and says, guys, I have strep.
But not only does he call and say he has strap,
he calls and says this the day before it was
supposed to leave. Well, what am I supposed to do?
I couldn't go. There was no You don't know how
sick it was. I've never had strep like this like
I was. I had to get a pis killer. I
get a legit pinkler to swallow this whole trip, this

(05:04):
whole trip. Zach had gone away for a bit. I
was doing whatever the fuck I was doing, and this
whole trip, we were talking to each other, like, keep
your nose clean, Vegas is coming, keep your nose clean,
keep your nose clean, keep your nose clean. Well, keep
your nose clean. I mean, don't do drugs. I didn't
do drugs. I just well, how did you get how

(05:25):
did how did you get it? To you a body?
But how did this? It wasn't like like so many
people through your nose, through your mouth. We keep no
matter where, no matter where you are these days, by
the way, these days, no matter where you are, you're impact.
If you're going on a vacation, you're in Pact restaurants
here in Pact bars. I was in a pack airport.

(05:45):
I must have been one of three people wearing a
mask at the fucking packed airport. And um, you know,
how are you not going to get something? So I
got the fucker. I really, honestly, in forty seven years
of existence, never had a strap throat like this. I
send you a picture Donald. My juvula was like like
an old man's balls resting on my tongue. Jesus, just

(06:08):
long and thick and pussy. Picture an old man's scrotum
and picture it pussy. Doesn't old man have pussy scrotum ball? No,
I'm saying, add the pussy old man stereotypically, the balls
hang low because you know, they've had years of hanging,
so they hang low. Right, they've stretched out like it

(06:31):
like a like a like a tribal woman's ear lobe
after exactly the right. Yes, but I want you to
go back to the image of it. Listen, I want
the audience. I want the audience to really get this.
I want to picture an old man's I prefer to
picture something else. Well, I'm the audience. Just let the
audience hear this an old man's scrotum right, hanging low.

(06:53):
Not picture it pussy and red. Now picture it resting
on the back of my tongue. Oh man, it was
so bad, dude. The only thing I ate for a
week was pudding. Yum, My abs are gone. I had
pudding for dinner, breakfast, and lunch. Well anyway, So I

(07:17):
had to go to Vegas and represent. But the minute
that Zach said I'm not going to Vegas, my wife
was like, hey, you know what, I don't think I
want to go either. She's like, she was like, you know,
she said that you said that you said, no, no,
she could say whatever. She was trying to get in
the middle of this couple, even though I always do.
But she said that, you were like, oh, baby, now

(07:39):
it's just gonna be work. So no, that's what she said.
She's trying to throw it off. But she was like,
you know what, baby, now that you know Zack's not
going and you know Mark's not going, it's just gonna
be work for you. So I don't think I should go.
And I'm like, totally listen because she had a total
different version of that story whatever, and that's fine. So anyway,

(08:01):
I'm so I agree. I'm like, all right, that fine,
you don't have to go. So now I'm in Vegas
hanging out with Will also, who's as Joel also had
strep throat too. She was supposed to go and somewhere
down the line she said I can't make it, and
so she's out also, So now it's just me Will
Pearson and Will Persons, for those of you don't know,

(08:23):
is the head of podcasts at I heeart right, Daniel,
But I mean sorry, oh it gets crazy, all right,
keep going right, and they're like, we're gonna fly you
out on the iHeart Jet, and I'm like, all right,
BETSH flew out on iHeart Jet got to Vegas? Did
you get a drink on the on the PJA. I
didn't get a drink on a PJA. That really, Why

(08:44):
don't you live it up? Because I'm trying to well,
we were trying to swim out. You were trying to
swim out this right, all right, I'm trying to anyway.
So you're talking to the CEO of I Heart You
didn't want to get it right. I don't want to
be that guy, right, So what did you guys talk about? Well,
the CEO isn't on the jet, right, so we get
there and he alone? Are you and Will? It's me
by myself on the I Heeart jet. You didn't tell

(09:06):
me that. Why didn't you spread out in order some
super lues there? Because there was no champagne. There was
fruit and the fruit. There was fruit. The fruit was delighted.
It was PJ. Well no, well there's still there's still
the pilot. If I was alone on a PJ, I
would have spread out. Would what do you guys got

(09:29):
in the bar? Yeah? That I was. I was there
to work and make It was definitely booze on the
iHeart PJ. There was no booze, so we land. There
was booze, but I wasn't drinking. So we land. We
get to the hotel and we start, you know, and
I'm like, you know what, I got a little bit
of time before I got to do any of these events.

(09:51):
Let's go to the casino. Take some money out of
the ATM machine, takes a picture of it, and I
put it at you know. I go to the table
and I start to bet, and then I realized this
isn't fun anymore for me. Do you know when betting
is fun? People? This is when when it's paying your

(10:11):
motherfucking rent. That's when betting is the best. It's listen,
when when when when life as you know it is
on the line, Like remember in Swingers when they go
to Vegas and he's like this is blood money. Yeah, yeah,
that's when betting is the best. Other than that, you
just feel like you're giving money away to this casino.

(10:31):
So I was like, you know what, I don't want
to play. I don't want this part was wait, I
can't sway you my side of this, so don't don't
text me like picture of the money. He's pulled out
the ATM and I'm like, go bet some black chack,
go out fun. Just because you're there alone, you know.
I feel so bad by the way, but I'm like,
just because you're there alone, it doesn't mean you can't
make some fun, dude, Go play some blackjack, go do something.

(10:52):
And uh, he goes, I don't want to. I don't
want to risk this money. Like you know, I just
moved into a new house. I'm like, you know, we're
spending a lot of money on fix up the house.
And I go, bro, go have some fun with some
of your money. Go play with a couple thousand dollars
and just you know, that's you know, keep it capped
and don't be stupid. And he's like, you're right, You're right.
Two seconds later, I get a text from Casey. Well

(11:12):
there goes the fancy of and I wanted will you'll
be happy to know? And I'm like, and I'm like,
what are you talking about? Because it was so quick
it was literally like five Mississippi later, she's like, you
told Donald to gamble. I'm not getting that of And
I was looking at well, You'll be happy to know.

(11:34):
I did not spend the money. I didn't an I
did not lose an oven. I was not stupid, although
I did sit down with some lovely people and watch
them lose money. Uh, it's fun to watch other people
lose money. I remember watching his gut wrenching action we
first when we first went to Vegas with Bill and he,
you know, he was obviously already a very wealthy man.

(11:57):
I watched. I would watch him play blackjack with huge hands,
and I was like, wow, I've never seen this with
somebody I know. And he goes, yeah, like you know,
you got it bet enough to make it hurt a little,
Like whatever, whatever, whatever level you're at, it's got to
hurt a little. And I was watching him hurt a little.
But it's fun. It's fun to watch somebody else play
like that. I have you ever watched like people play

(12:18):
with like I've seen that before. Yes, it's fun to watch.
It is fun to watch, and it's unbelievable that there
are people out there that have that type of min
I watched the dude playing with five thousand dollars chips
black yeah, and he was like stacking them. The chips
were brown, I remember, and he had a bunch of them.
I was like, wow, I've never seen it, and he
didn't share with anyone. He didn't care. I mean, think,

(12:41):
how watched that dude? This is like this is just
but then but then again, by your logic, like that's
his for him to have fun playing blackjack and make
it quote unquote hurt a little bit. He's got to
be fucking around with that level of money. So this
was the best part about Well, there's a bunch of
best parts that we'll get into, the iHeart side of
things and everything, but here was a great part. So
I finished all of my stuff that I had to
do with iHeart and and I'm on that I don't

(13:02):
want to spend any money shit. And I go down
to the casino lobby, you know where the blackjack table is,
and I see a guy there that was there earlier,
and he has way more chips than he had earlier,
and he's like, hey, come sit down and join me.
I'm like, I'm not betting. He's like, here, play with this,
and he puts five hundred dollars in front of me,
and I'm like what He's like, just play with this.

(13:24):
That's so awkward because you're like that's a nice gesture, sir,
But I'm gonna if I lose your money, I'm gonna
feel weird, right. And he's like, oh, don't worry about it,
and I'm like, okay, sure fine, I'm like it. So
i'm my mind. I'm like, I don't want to be
a dick. This dude, just like somebody offering you a
drink and you being like, no, I'm not taking that drink,
you know what I mean. So I sit down at
the table and I play and I get that thing
up to a thousand dollars and I turned to him

(13:46):
and I go, here you go, sir, I doubled your money.
I'm out and he goes, no, no, no, no, no, no no,
keep it, keep it, keep it, keep it. And I'm
like the whole thing, it's one thing to pay him
off and keep the winnings. He wouldn't take the five
I gave him all. I was trying to give him
it all back. He's like, keep it, keep it right,
and he's like no, no, no, no, keep it because
you know you bring me luck. Where we're sitting down.

(14:08):
When he said that, I'm like, oh my god, is
this one of those who's that movie where Robert Redford
sleeps with Demi Moore for a ye dollars. Yeah, he
was gonna pay a million dollars. I was like, am
I going to get to this? Is this going to
be a million dollars more? Can you imagine if you
text me and Casey you guys it's a million dollars.
It's just a hand job. All I have to do.

(14:30):
All I got to do a shake away babet. Yeah,
if I get a million from this handy. But I'm
thinking that, oh, this is gonna go to that direction.
Let me get out of this as quick as possible.
I don't want to leave this man on. He's like, no, no, no, no, no, no,
please just take it. I'm like, I'm not gonna take it. Money,
bro get out of here. And he's like, all right, well,

(14:52):
then sit down at the table and just you know.
I was like, and just and just gamble it away.
And I was like, all right, bet, I'll do that,
no problem. So I sit down at the table. But
I'm still like, if I'm here any longer, this is
gonna this could turn it too. I doubt is gonna
turn it to something, but you never know. I don't
want to lead this guy. Oh honest, it's just a
weird it's a weird like I'm obligated to hang out

(15:13):
with you now thing like right now. So I gamble
that shit away right away and I get the fuck
out of there. You lost it quick, real quick, and
I say thank you and everything like that, and you know,
he goes and he goes, Listen. I want to tell
you something, man. The fact that you didn't take the
money makes me think that you're a real nice guy.
And I just wanted to and I'm like, gotta go,

(15:33):
oh no, And I just wanted to see. Let me
see how soft your hands are? Are you? Are your
hands calloused? Um? I gotta say, since we're talking about
iHeart and podcasts, that we are nominated, don't You might
not even know this for an I Heeart Podcast award.
That's awesome, And it's a little bit embarrassing because we're

(15:54):
not nominated in It's iHeart, right, and we're an I
Heeart podcast, but we're not nominated in Podcast of the Year, right,
which you would think would be the only category. But
that's like smart lists and Conan O'Brien needs a friend,
which I'm about to do for my movie a good person,

(16:15):
amazing podcast, and other you know, it's crime junkie. I'm
just mentioning a few and a bunch of I don't know.
But then then you think, okay, well, that's too bad
we didn't. Those are huge podcasts. That's okay. Then you
scroll down, right, and you scroll down, and you keep
scrolling down, you keep scrolling down that if you keep scrolling,

(16:37):
please audience, I'm asking you, keep scrolling, and you're gonna
get to best TV and Film Podcast. And there at
the bottom of the list is Fake Doctor's Real Friends.
How many other podcasts are nominated in our one, two, three, four, five,
and one of them is Films to Be Buried With,
which is Brett Goldstein's Wonderful podcast. So if a bread pizzas,

(16:58):
I'm going to be very pissed. We call it his
podcast wonderful. It is a very good podcast. It's not
as genius as ours. Also, how did this get made?
I think it's one of the top podcasts in the
cons set up for being set up for failure. So
check this out. So I go, I get out there,
I do all of this media stuff. I've talked to Xbox,

(17:21):
I've talked to Microsoft, I really like what Microsoft is doing.
I really think that there's a spot for fake Doctor's
real friends and Microsoft. I'm just putting it out there.
I really feel like that's a spot for fake Doctor's
real friend. Microsoft. Well, I mean, they have like video
games on Xbox, and we can be I'm not. I'm

(17:44):
saying that there are video games out there that specifically
have podcasts on them. And how what's an example. Well,
there's Daniel probably Plays the Roadblox has a podcast on it,
and so yeah, and so does m one of my
favorite video games ever, the video game that almost ruined

(18:06):
my career because GTA, because every twelve year old boy
in a world. Hey, fortnite Fortnite, yes, also has a
podcast on it. In fortnite Land, there's iHeart Landing, There's
Iheartland in Fortnite. Oh, I want to be there and
so but um, these are the things I'm learning, right.
And then I sat down with you know, people like

(18:27):
Ben and Jerry's you know, I know that's your favorite
ice cream and stuff like that, and I've rubbed it
in their face. I was like, if Zach were here
right now, he would love to be talking to you
guys about some ice cream. I seriously got to say, like,
there's no product I could advertise more genuinely and wholeheartedly
than Ben and Jerry's ice cream because I can't have
it in my home. It's the equivalent of cocaine. For

(18:49):
a cocaine addict, I don't have this issue. A pint
of Chubby Hubby does not last more than a single day.
I like Netflix and Child and I told you, I
go down to I go down to like half and
I put it away and then I'm back on the
couch and I'm just thinking about it. I love these
naughty names that Ben and Jerry. I'm like, I'm like,

(19:10):
what is it. I'm like, what does it matter if
he eat it tomorrow or today? It's all going in
the same hole. Perfect lay. And then finally the day
was done right, got on the plane to go back
home with Bob Pittman, the CEO of My Heart, the

(19:33):
CEO of My Heart. You're all the plane with him,
on the plane with him, Wow, dom wnna let him
get on his own PJ with him and John Sykes,
the President of Entertainment Enterprises at iHeartMedia. So I'm just
saying that's who I was on the plane with Oh
oh oh you were and you didn't say anything embarrassing
this whole truck. I might have said some dumb shit.

(19:53):
Oh look who's decided to bangs? I'm so disappointed Without Banks.
How how Zoe did you guys get bangs together? I
actually had to leave Zoe. I was not with her.
I was with Will Packer doing some stuff over there. Oh,
I love Will? The fuck is up with Will? What's
he doing? He has a podcast network, an eye hurt.

(20:15):
Now I'm helping run the thing. It's good times, yea, Joell.
I'm happy for your success, but I also feel needy
and miss you, and I want you to I want
you to have everything that's happening to you happen, but
I do. I do feel sad when you're not here.

(20:35):
You lighten up my world when you send me videos
of adorable plug Zach, and it is my intention to
miss as few of the minutes I get to spend
with you guys as possible. Today twelve thirty was just
the only time anyone could do anything. It was little
today at twelve thirty. I had plans to Joel, you
know what, I put those plans aside for this one

(20:59):
little thing that I have committed to take Doctor's Real
Friend's podcast. You're just putting it out there. Joe Spielberg
called me and said, can we meet at twelve thirty
on Thursday? And I said, no, Stevens, you know you never.
I don't want to be late to Joel. That's what
I said. He's doing Fableman's too. I thought of that.
It's hilarious. Speaking of Spielberg, have you seen this movie? Hell? Yeah,

(21:22):
I did see this movie. Yeah. I can't wait to
see it. I really want to watch it. I've been
I've been waiting to ring. I'm wanting to be I'm
willing to bet money that it's amazing. You know what
a movie I did see? What Violent Night? Did you
see that shit yet? Ship is fucking fire? Dude, Yo?
Bro David Harbor, Yo, my man kills it dude, Yo. Yo, listen,

(21:45):
you like horror. I didn't know that about you. It's
not horror. This shit is action. I like action adventure,
and that's what this Bad Boy is. This Bad Boy
is action adventure. But it's horror in a way that
you like, close your eyes because you know that the
gore is like the way these people are about to die.
Is gonna be so gress it's nasty, like it's gross, gross,

(22:07):
like face ripping. Oh, but the movie is so funny.
It is your stings, I promise you. And it's got
so much heart. Listen. These are movies that I'm gonna
go out there and gore and heart. I've never watched Listen,
I've never I've never experienced. So I think like, which
we call it Slither, is like another movie that has
gore and heart in it, you know what I mean.

(22:27):
That's a James Gunn that was his earlier one of
his earlier movies starring the lovely Elizabeth Banks. By the way, anyway,
that's a that's a movie that's gory and has heart.
But this one, oh Man, violent Night, Yo, David Harbor,
good job, bro. And I think it's a British movie
too because it's like and John Leguzamo, good job, bro.

(22:49):
I know, a movie because it's fun. Hard to talk
about movies on here because I know you don't watch
that many. But there was one that I saw that
I know was probably your favorite of the year. That
was Magnificent, which was oh it's so good, Oh my god. Okay,
So when I first started animating Robot Chicken started at

(23:09):
Shadow Machine, So my first time ever interning was at
Shadow Machine when it was in Los Angeles. It's since
moved to Portland, Korey and Alex and no longer in
LA From what I understand, I'm just going to give
them the Shadows Coorey and Alex. Great job. However, Giamo
del Toro and you connected to make this project. It's
amazing and you've got some of the best animators on it.

(23:32):
And I understand why you moved to Portland too, because
that's where a lot of the talent is. I get that.
I think a lot of the animation is because I
watched the behind the scenes was done in Mexico. Some
of it. Some of it's done in Mexico. Four animation
studios involved in the production, and Gimmer actually created the
production house in Mexico as a way to showcase the
talent that's down there. So now there's like an international

(23:54):
animation studio. There's always been good animation in Mexico sincerely.
Like a lot of the accounts that I follow are
south of the border. Every time I see a stop
motion movie, I just am blown away by the amount
of work. And then and this one like took it
to the next level, Like I just could not believe
the amount of artistry. And then I watched I was

(24:16):
so into it, and I know this is your passion.
I went and watched There's a Making of documentary, which
really just blows your mind the amount of man slash
woman hours that went into making this movie, Like they've
been recently, in like the last i'll say twenty years,
there have been like for you know, stop motion is

(24:37):
an art form that not a lot of people can
do or not a lot of people want to do.
That was one of the best examples of stop motion
animation I've ever seen in my life. It was just incredible.
So we should get into the show. But before we do,
I just want to say, if you haven't gone to
see my trailer on YouTube, please go check it out.
If you play, it's one of the most anticipated movies

(24:58):
of the two thousand and then twenty three. You know that, right,
Well those lists, well, well it's exciting. Well well, well,
by the way, Florence is on and if you saw
that Florence pew Our stars on the cover of Vogue
this month, it just came looking lovely too, Holy, go
get him girl, she like scorgersad and read the article

(25:19):
even if you don't normally aren't the person who would
read a Vogue article. It's a really good article. And
it also talks about the movie and it talks about
the inspiration for the movie and it's it's uh, it's
really good. And you can find the trailer on YouTube
if you put in a good person trailer. So that's

(25:43):
all the announcements. Um, and now we're going to talk
about the TV show Scrubs. But one more thing before
we do. Zach and Donald Gay Newlywitz in the house
Arrestive six seven about nurses stories. So, YadA, YadA, all right,

(26:20):
my dumb luck. What an episode? Great episode? Yeah, it
was a great episode. Written by the lovely and talented
A scene batra Yes, directed by Rick Blue. Directed by
Rick Blue, who was one of our main editors on
all of the main eight seasons of the show and
also directed a few Lovely guy and he actually was

(26:41):
a featured background performer. He played the cafeteria worker. Sounds good,
how that rolled off your tongue? Now listen, I gotta
say when we were shooting this very famous sequence in
terms of Scrubs lore famous the love train. I didn't
think it was that funny. People love this. I have

(27:02):
seen this give it's one of the top gifts that
get sent to me or I see on the web
Scrubs related. It's us with the old people. So the
senior citizens in the story need to be moved out
of the geriatric wing because it's something that's being done.
Do it, do it, And we have to move them around,
and they're wandering all over the place and they're taking forever. Yes,

(27:24):
and and Turk and JD are like cattle dogs that
are trying to wrangle the cattle. I like that cat
dog and the cattle. And we say, this is so tricky,
if only there was another way, and then we cut
to the most random fantasy. No, it's like, if only
we could somehow form a train. And then you're like,
all aboard, everybody, And then literally JD turns to camerangos

(27:49):
the love train. Yeah, rights into the lens, which is,
as you know, we don't do that much running the
lanes with righting the lens with that sparkly seventies hat
people all over the world, giant hands. Yes, start a
love train. Yes, train. Yeah, so they formed a train

(28:11):
of wheelchairs. But listen, I remember shooting, but like the
train of wheelchairs, like a train of shopping carts, and
you're riding and yeah, but you're riding like the locomotive. Yes,

(28:31):
I remember this long ago, thinking I will do this,
but I don't think this is that funny. I remember
this too, and I remember going, you know what, I
trust Bill, lean into it, and this many years later,
it's something that gets sent to me all the time
as a as a gift on on the interwebs. I
guess people, everybody loves a train. I mean everybody, let

(28:54):
me find it. Everybody likes a little ass play. Yeah, okay,
it's a little early in the new year, and everybody
loves a little train, right. Well, not everyone loves train
in the sexual way. Donald, that's what you mean. That's
not what I meant. Oh, I do love trains, regular trains,

(29:15):
really like you know, like little like not even if
it's not even if you like riding on a train,
if you see a little train set going around something like,
oh look at the little train. Well, actually there's trains.
As you know. There's a train subplot in my film
on Morgan Freeman's character. It's his it's his hobby. Not
a spoiler. That's not a spoiler. It's in the trailer
um that you can now go watch on YouTube. Um,

(29:37):
but I love trains. I had, I had a model
train set as a kid, and uh, I love trains anyway,
So that's this. Uh Now Kelso is really um in
a bad place because it's it's been revealed to the
board how old he is because he was lying and
now they want to kick him out. And yeah, he's
sixty five years old and he's supposed to phase out

(30:00):
at that At this point, I guess at this at
Sacred Heart Hospital, that's when they want you to retire.
And he was sort of lying to hide it. And
the first time we see Kelso, he wipes his hands
while he's telling Ted how lovely his jacket is. As
he's touching it, you know, he's like, this is such
a lovely jacket. Ted. It kind of reminded me of
the Eddie Murphy line and coming to America, this is beautiful.

(30:24):
What is that velvety? Ted says it's a poly nylon blend. Well, anyway,
we learned that Kelso was just drying his hands on
Ted on his jacket, on his jacket, and poor Ted
he uh, he's so been beaten down for so many

(30:46):
years by Kelso, and and he doesn't know yet, um
that the board is forcing Kelso to retire. We do
learn that Kelso stole an MRI machine, yes, and is
hiding it in his base base for Joel, can you
find out what the average cost of an MRI machine?
I know that must be a million dollars. I know

(31:08):
the GE made the MRI machines. Yes, look look for
look for a GE one. I know GE makes them. Yeah,
but I imagine it's got to be a million dollars
for an MRI machine at least at least. Okay, Now
Kelso has one in his basement. What does it say? Duell? Sorry,
it's I've got used and new And I didn't know

(31:29):
you could buy them like cars. Usually I don't want
to use one. Do you think you can buy one
for your house if you're just a regular Joe, or
do you need to be a hospital? I mean, I'm
sure there's some certain that's like magnet, a magnetic field
in there. I'm sir, there's certain there's something that has
to be all right. Well, anyway, the point will find

(31:50):
out the price. But the point is Kelso stole one
and has it in his baseball. I think Joe Well
found out the procec. So you can go as cheap
if you go generic as one hundred and fifty thou,
or as expensive as one point two million for a
state of the art three. Yeah. Alright, well I'm guessing
this is sacred heart. So he probably has one hundred
and fifty thousand dollars versions well, you know, or you

(32:12):
could look at it like he ordered a brand new
one point five million dollars one and then that shot.
How do you sell it on the black market? I
mean it must be tricky to be like go on, yeah,
go on eBay with an MRI machine, with the stolen
MRI machine, right right, no questions asked, you have, but

(32:33):
you do have to come pick it up. And you
have to come pick it up in my basement. Can
you imagine They're like, oh, great, well our hospital just
we just raised enough money to a ford an hour
first MRI machine. All right, great, you need to come
by my basement, come pick it up. All right. So
Carlin Elliott are are really committed to helping because they

(32:55):
both feel bad, and they spend the whole episode trying.
It feels bad because she's the one that actually outed
Kelso's age by throwing that birthday party for him, right,
And they are going to team up because they feel
really bad and they're going to try and rally. The
problem with trying to rally everyone is that everybody hates him.
He's he's the ultimate bad guy in the hospital and uh,

(33:18):
and no one is interested in helping save his job
other than these two ladies. Well, actually, this whole episode
is about teaming up, you know, the whole episode literally
like there's it's a team up j D and Turt,
the usual team up. They go on, they go on
a quest. Elliott and Carla try to team up the
whole hospital. They try to avenge assemble the situation for

(33:41):
Avengers assemble for Kelso. So, they try to assemble the hospital.
And then you know, there's always the loaner, and that's
John C. McGinley, and both stories, doctor Cox is the
loaner and is the glue to figuring out the dilemma.
I guess we would say, well, I want to say,

(34:02):
in the spirit of the theme, you were saying, there's
also Kelso teaming up with the polar opposite of him,
who is a brand new baby faced intern named Boone,
who he sort of kidnaps in a way and makes
him sit on a bench while he stares up at
the hospital and reminiscence for the whole hospital. I just

(34:24):
got to say, you know, we talk about how wonderful
of an actor all of our cast mates are and
stuff like that. Ken Jenkins really does shine in this
episode though. He really does tell some great stories and
he takes you on a roller coaster too, you know
what I mean. Like, just when you think he's being
really serious and he's he's he's, he's, he's you know,
confiding all of his you know, insecurities and bone and

(34:48):
everything like that, he drops He drops him with the
freaking jump scare, you know, like he does so many
he has so many levels and this Ken does and
it's a testament to Ken as an actor, but also
to a Simon Bill and the staff of writers as
writers on the show because we're seven years in and
still able to like at the end of the show,

(35:08):
I still got emotional, yeah, because of because of all
of the groundwork Ken laid in the episode and It's
what a feat to make you feel such empathy for
Kelso by the end of this episode, because you know
that you don't really. There's a very few moments where
throughout this episode, throughout the show so far, where where

(35:29):
Bill and the writers make you feel like Kelso has
a shimmer of being a good person inside of him.
And there's a moment or two in here where you
where you see that underneath that sort of that super hard,
tough exterior comes with trying to run a hospital and
having to say no so many times a day and

(35:50):
having to let people down so many times a day
that he's built up this crazy thick armor. You learn
the origin story armor. The first person that he ever
killed like he has. It's a really dark conversation, but
he asks, Spoon, have you ever killed an you? Have
you killed anyone yet? He's like, you'll remember I remember mine.

(36:12):
It's like, I had a young girl come into the
hospital and I thought it was a pendicitist. Turns out
she was pregnant and he fucked that up and the
girl died. Dude, Yeah she was you know what, he says,
She was a topic and she was bleeding internally and
he didn't know, and that was his first death and
he's never forgotten about it. But that's what caused him
to build a wall, like I you know, how do

(36:36):
you come back from that? You know how you come
back from that? You bury it, and you come back
the next day and you go it. You go at
your job again, you know. Right, Well, there's a really
sweet moment. We're jumping ahead, but where where you know,
after he's after he's spoken all these really meaningful and
funny stories about the hospital and and and how much
it's taken a toll on him, the kid stands up

(36:59):
and he says, this is gonna be the I'm paraphrasing.
He says, is this gonna be like a horrible twenty years?
And he goes, now you're gonna love it? Yeah? I
thought that was really sweet. Yeah, he had some some
of the stories were just you know, wonderful and well,
can we got it? I found we gotta read one
because it's so crazy and it's on it's on scrubs Wicky.

(37:19):
I wasn't gonna write the whole thing down, but scrubs
Wicky has it, so we'll read it when we get there.
But so let's go back. So Turke and JD are
poking the bear. The bear is doctor Cox, who cannot
diagnose his patient. His patient's been coming back to the
hospital for years now, and Cox keeps sending him away
with sending him away undiagnosed. Yeah, Cox is stumped. The

(37:43):
patient's name is Alex, and Cox is rarely stumped, but
he just can't figure this out. And Turk and JD
are just loving this because he's mister know it all,
he's mister cocky, and they decide that they're gonna poke
the bear and fuck with him because he can't figure
it out. And and and then also not only that, Ted,

(38:03):
you're saying this earlier. Ted doesn't know that Kelso is
no longer going to be working at the hospital, and
when he finds out, he goes on a naked run through.
He strips down to his to nothing and goes for
a naked run throughout the hospital, yelling I'm free, I'm free,
I'm free through the hospital hallways, which is hilarious. And

(38:26):
and then Rick Blew, the director cleverly hides his junk
with when a guy leans over with his head several times. Yeah,
there's really clever ways to cover Sam's groin as he
runs naked through the hospital and out the front door,
until where he gets hit by a van driven by
the janitor and bites his tongue off. He bites his

(38:47):
tongue off and um, and not only that, he stands up,
he does the hilarious spinning fall. See that. Yeah, Well,
when he passes out. When he passes out, Sam Lloyd
does such a funny physical comedy pass out, which is
like a it's like he's like a spinning turn fall

(39:08):
and then you see you see blood blood right which
he gets hit by the couch. So he gets hit
by the truck. The janitor comes out and goes, are
you okay, buddy, And he stands up and goes and
nods yes, and he goes, are you not talking because
because you're bit your tongue off and your mouth is
filling with blood. And then we cut back to Ted
and now he's like a trombone player with his mouth

(39:30):
blown all the way up with blood. And he nods
and goes, oh, are you about to pass out? And
Ted passes out with the spinning pass out and when
he falls, all the blood in his mouth splats up
into the air. Yeah, and it looks like, you know,
today they probably do that in post effect, but it
looks like that was practical. It looks like somebody was
there with a packet and just hit yeah, just and

(39:51):
it just flies up in the foreground. That was funny.
And then I want to say that's the cold open.
But I want to say, there's one thing else that
we didn't talk about, which is, um oh, Johnny C
does the thing with the with the hold the the
bungee cord right, and he snaps it at me, and
but I don't care. And then you and I are

(40:12):
hugging from the adrenaline because we're just so we're so
adrenaline up because we had the balls to fuck with
doctor Cox. And then I'm while I'm hugging you know,
I go, you smell like an athlete. Yes, there are
a lot of people out there who know what an
athlete smells. Well, JD doesn't know really because he's not

(40:36):
an athlete, but he imagines that that's what an athlete
smells like. I was gonna get nasty, but all right,
so I'm not gonna it's gonna get nasty, but I'm
not gonna Well, we don't need you to get nasty.
It's too early in the new year. People's ears are
still frust it is it too early to get nasty?
Don't get nasty yet, It's too early to get nasty.

(40:59):
There's a fun line where Kelso's the kid Bob that's hilarious.
He's trying to avoid Kelso and he goes, I don't
care if the cure for cancer was laughter and you
had Nipsey Russell in your back back pocket. In your
back pocket. Now, the kids might not know who Nipsey
Russell is, but he was a very funny comic actor.

(41:20):
He was in a great movie, Wildcats, but he was
also in The Whizz. He played the tin man in
The Whizz. Yeah, but I know what your your favorite
kept phrase of his? Yeah, I got to see Goldie
Hawn um overbreak because I had dinner with with Kate

(41:40):
and her mom and I got to with a healthy
buzz on tell her how much I loved Wildcats as
a child, dud. Did you talk about the bathtupsy? No? No,
but that I love about when I was a kid.
That was the best part of Wildcats for me. The
football Goldie Hawn with a towel trying to wrap her

(42:01):
body in that ship. She's so beautiful. Oh my gosh,
she's so down to talk about old stories. You know,
she doesn't ever feel like one of those people like
you're bothering, Like can we just talk about Wildcats? And
she was so into chatting about old stories and telling
fun anecdotes and so anyway, little people really loved Wildcats

(42:22):
when I was and everything, well, Wildcats had the introduction
of two other young actors by the name of Woody
Harrison and Wesley Snipes, both of them staring Wildcats. They
go on to make another great movie called money Train.
But some of you might be like Donald, I thought
you were gonna say White Men Can't Jump. I was,
But money Train is Jennifer Lopez, and I forgot. I

(42:43):
forgot that. Um. Woody and Wesley had made so many
movies together. Oh man, white Man Can't Jump is by
far their best movie that they made together, with their
big break, both of their big break was Wildcats. Well,
I believe that was the movie. That's the first time
I had ever seen him was Wildcats. About Eddie at
the Golden Globes. She was hilarious. It was hilarious when

(43:03):
he said pay your taxes he's right though. But he's
right though. If you nail it, if you nail it,
at least the first two were right, pay your taxes
and maya business is something that everything about that. Don't
pay your taxes about Wesley's names. I mean, pay your
taxes about anybody. Man. I thought it well him, him

(43:23):
and Wesley make movies together. And there and from what
I understand, I don't know, I'm not saying. This goes
into the next part of the conversation, maya business. That
ship was the most poignant freaking no. But then he
but then he eddies so geniusly he kept that ship low.
If you walk at that speech, this is the genius
Eddy Murphy. It was like, why is Eddy like barely
just telling this speech like this volume And it was

(43:45):
all a long build up for the last fucking Will
Smith joke. Yeah, yeah, keep Will Smith's wife's name out,
motherfucking out. Laugh. I laughed hard. I I you know
what I thought. The globes was very, very Obviously it's
going to be different now because they have a lot
of at least they feel like they have a lot

(44:08):
of making up to do to get you know, the
you know, it was kind of cringe. Yeah, but it
was cringe in the right way. These are things that
should be talked about, you know what I mean, Like
all of these things that everybody has a hard time
talking about, Let's talk about that ship. So it's no longer.
We don't longer have a hard time talking about this ship,
you know what I mean? What are your thoughts on it? Uh?

(44:28):
It was interesting. A lot of people who said they
were't going to calm show it up no names, but
I was like, okay, interesting. It does seem like the
organ is trying to make some good changes, which I
think is all you can really ask them to do.
I think it's important that we have international press in
Hollywood in a space for them to voice, you know,
what they love. And it was nice to see a
whole bunch of international films like R R one an Award,

(44:50):
which was great. So I loved all of that. I
think hiring Dried Carmichael is probably the smartest thing they
could have done, because that kid is so smart, different,
funny and different, real different different, which is why he's intriguing.
And so I think having him set the tone really
said okay, like listen, it might be weird and awkward tonight,
but we're trying to get back on the right foot.

(45:11):
And again, I just if you mess up that bad,
what else can you do but just try to make
it right. I feel like everybody who thought it was
who thought it was what the stuff that he was
saying was cringeworthy, thought about it the next day still, though,
you know what I mean, every point that he made
last night was enough for me at least to be like, damn,
remember when he said that ship. How funny was Jennifer Coolidge? Though,

(45:37):
come on, man, But both both times she comes out
for her presentation monologue, I laughed so hard. She's just
so wacky and funny. And then her acceptance speech where
when they kept cutting the Mike White sobbing, I just
like that was that was that was one of the
most amazing things. I just like that she was like
and they were like, hey you, Jennifer, what about when

(46:00):
she's like my neighbor And Okay, I didn't know there
were so many parties on my street, but in fighting
me to parties now. And then Keys freaking acceptance, Yeah,
when he thanks Spielberg short Brown from freaking Indiana Jones,

(46:23):
that was so moving and not only is pointing out Spielberg,
but just talking about how he thought his career was over.
He thought that's all would ever happen. And if you
haven't seen it, listeners, go go YouTube. At least that
that was so moving, and so was Jennifer Coolidge's was.
You know. My favorite part was though, when Mike White
was up there and he gets He's like, listener, I
haven't any food because the food was gone, so I'm drunk.

(46:46):
But then he points at all and he goes, you
all passed, meanings like all the actors had passed on
all the roles in the thing. You didn't see that, Daniel, No,
it was so funny. He's like he's like, he's like,
I want to thank the amazing casts we have, but
let's just be honest. He starts pointing at all the
celebrities in the audience. He's like, you all passed. That's funny.

(47:15):
You know, I really hope they can get it back
on track. I know that, I know that. You know,
there's a lot of things that need to change as
far as Hollywood foreign press goes. You know, there are
a lot of I would say, you know, I don't
think it represents people very well yet and eventually it will.

(47:38):
But as far as as far as the show goes,
that ship was very entertaining, and I think the cringe
that you were talking about was part of the entertainment.
It was enough for me to stay and watch, like
I wonder what girage is going to say next. But
some of the cringe, I mean, I just mean, like,
like this poor piano player, right, so they decided to
have an amazing lead talented piano player. And what's weird

(48:01):
about that unless it's canned music that just comes on.
People start directing their their ire about being played off
to this woman, like it was her decision to be
like and now I'll start playing. And I just thought
that was so uncomfortable. It's like, guys, she's being cued
to start playing. It still was hilarious when when it
was her name was Michelle Yo says, hey, stop playing

(48:23):
that piano. I could kick your egg. And it's like
funny until this morning because I followed the piano player
on IG and she was talking about, you know, just
it's a big, big opportunity for her to play it.
What did she say? Because I felt bad for her,
Like people were directing their anger at her, like like
she has anything to do with someone in her ears,
saying start playing them off. She didn't say anything specific

(48:43):
other than to thank Gerard for coming to speak up
for her. Towards the end of the ceremony, she says
she was grateful for that. Yeah. Well, anyway, it was
that ship was entertaining man, regardless of how, regardless of
you know, whatever it is. And I don't mean entertaining
like what a great show. I mean entertaining like this. Yeah,

(49:05):
I cannot turn this. I cannot have turned away from it.
There were some great speeches. You know who was so
funny was Regina Hall. Yeah she is stand up before something. No,
she's just she was acting like a stand up. No,
she's always she's always been like a lot of people
don't notice, but she's not only is she Uh look,

(49:26):
I know her as a comedic actor and now she's
starting to get her roses, her flowers for being a
dramatic actor. But she's always been a comedic actor. But
when she was clowning on Kevin Costner and she was like,
let's all pray for him. In Santa Barbara with the
mud slides, do you think she had a buzz on
or I couldn't tell if she was just clowning on

(49:47):
just Regina her interviews like she was kind. The clip
and send it to you. There's an interview where she
just starts like no questions are being directed to her.
It's like one of those big cast interviews, so she
just starts flirting with the cast members and pulling from
their questions to the point where they can't answer anymore.
It's so funny. She's just great. She's so nice, she's
always she's always been amazing, so charming, and she had

(50:10):
me rolling like, let's all pray for for him, sheltering
in place and cinema. All right, we gotta go to break.
We promise when we come back we will talk more
about the television show Scrubs. Your sound effects machine will
be right back, and we're back. Everybody likes a little

(50:35):
ass flay. Don't even act like you don't. We are back.
We are back with the legendary Donald phase on Joelle Monique,
who's down to get down? Apparently, Daniel, let's play that
song here we haven't heard in a while. Get the
word out all Joel down, no matter what's between your eggs.

(50:56):
Tomorrow and Joel Oh yeah, and of course DJ Daniel Goodman,
everyone's favorite twitcher. What's your Twitch handle so people can
watch you twitch, Twitch dot tv, slash, DJ Underscore, Daniel

(51:18):
d A n L Live. What are you playing these
what are you playing these days? Um? Well, before we
started recording, I was telling Donald that I just created
my own random trivia game and I've been made attesting that.
Try that last night, So come on, kind of you
could be a contestant. It's Jeopardy random, yeah, kind of style.
So like, look, it could be the easiest question in
the world, or it could be the most hard. It

(51:41):
could be a hard question. Yeah it's a video game,
or you're just doing it as made it, just created
it myself. Yeah, I'm hosting it. But then, so your
Twitch followers, how do they answer in the comment in
the comments section? They answer in the comments. It's like
a little quick fire rounded to a quick fire. The
first person to answer a question then becomes the contestant.
They get on and then, um, you invite them on

(52:02):
the twitch stream. I invite them on the stream. That
sounds fun, It's not bad. Can I tell you something, guys? Sure?
Johnny Depp did bring back the Fedora. Okay, well, let's
give the audience some contexts. If you haven't seen the
episode in a while. Um um, Turk is fascinated with
wearing his new fedora. And by the way, fedoras looked

(52:23):
dumb on a lot of people. But you looked great.
You rock that fedora. Said joke didn't work. The joke
didn't work because you looked great. No, I said, no,
he says. Turk says, I bet I look good in
the Fedora, and then he puts the fedora on. I've
been trying to tell Spielberg and Lucas that ship for years.
I could be Indiana Jones is illegitimate, son, you know

(52:45):
what I mean. I'm sure, don't you think India over
the years, uh probably has some children he doesn't know about. Absolutely,
And then and then and the and the young boy
goes by Alabama Jackson obviously already there. He was like,
I'm not gonna use the Ardie gave in Black Storm Tripper.

(53:06):
Why don't you They're gonna take this from you too. No,
I listen, You're gonna hear like, now Donald Donald Glover
is Alabama Jackson. Oh my god, that's oh my god.
Oh my god, Oh my god, my heart just dropped
so deeper to my chest. Oh that would be that's

(53:27):
a nightmare. That's god. Yo. Look I've seen Listen now,
I'm about to digress, but I've seen the trailer for
Indiana Jones, and that shit looks for phenomenal. I can't wait, man, Sorry,
go ahead, go ahead. They find a way to make
me fucking because Crystal Skull was shit now, but they
found a way to make me care once again about

(53:49):
Indiana Jones. All right, let's find I was gonna take
us down another worm hole, but let's go ahead. You
were gonna say about Harrison Ford. Go on, I'm listen.
I'm gonna say I was blessed enough because I am
hosting a panel at the Pailey Center in New York
for Shrinking at the end of the month. I think
it's the twenty fourth audience if you care. If you care,
you can google and look and come. But the cast

(54:13):
of Shrinking is doing a Paley Center panel, and I
am the Modern Water with a producer, writer Bill Lawrence,
and Brett Goldstein and Neil Goldman and and all the casts.
I'm not positive Harrison's coming, but at the very least
all the other amazing cast members are coming. So anyway,

(54:33):
I just have to say, and everyone's gonna say I'm
biased because I love Bill and I directed one of
the episodes, but I had the privilege of watching the
ten episodes of the show, and I'm not just saying this.
It's fucking amazing. Yes, it's so good. Jessica Williams is
one of the stars with Jason Segel, Harrison Ford, Krista Miller.

(54:57):
So Michael yuriy is in it. Um, it's it's it's
really really good. It's and it's the Bill specialty. You
are laughing one second and swiping tears the next. Oh no,
it is so good, you guys, So get ready for shrinking.
It's coming end of end of January. Nice, all right.
So Dun Dun Dune scrubs ted bit off his tongue

(55:22):
and we can see him. The women have prescribed pain
killers and we see him in the back chugging painkillers.
We know that's way too much. Yeah, that's way too
much right there. They tell him, say one every like
six hours, and we just see him like doing shots
of them. Yeah, that's that's not a good. But if
you've bit off your tongue. I mean you you're probably
in a lot of pain. Yeah, but that's but that's

(55:43):
too much. That's that's that's way too much. Jordan gives
them some advice. She says, you know, you know, you
know what is her advice. She says, you gotta rally everybody.
But you're not gonna you're not gonna get caught because
he's not gonna change his mind. But she tells them
that look, there's a board meaning and if you really
are going to try, you got to rally some some

(56:03):
folks around the hospital who care. And they're they're having
a very hard time finding anybody who cares. Well. They
also did well. They found somebody early on and they
dissed him because of his job and his what he
does at the hospital. But they didn't realize that the
janitor is the fucking plug, yo, and that's the one
that's gonna get you connected to everything. Right, And then

(56:27):
they had to come back and well they didn't have
to kiss ass. All Elliott had to say was please
janitor and he was like, all right, I'll do it. Yeah,
because he's obsessed with Elliott, because he continues because he
loves he loves her and all she has to say
is pleased and smile, and he's he's back into help.
So the janitor, although I don't think the janitor ends

(56:48):
up really helping, does he doesn't. He doesn't, He can't
rally anybody, turns out that it's really Cox that's going
to bring everybody together. Right, But I forgot if there
was was there ever an end of the story of
the janitor or even trying because he didn't know. He
didn't get Crazy Eyes Margo. He didn't get He didn't
get the Todd Yeah, he didn't get you didn't get
any of the Trust Trust group. What does they? What
does he call his advisors the brain Trust? The brain Trust?

(57:11):
Thank you? He didn't get any of the brain trut
He didn't even get ted. What about that guy that
he took the egg salad bath with Troy? Troy, he
didn't get him? What about um Marty? Also, what's what's
is Lloyd? Lloyd wasn't there? Yeah, nobody. I don't know
why the janitor was unable to come up with anybody
and that story was just abandoned. The janitor failed big time. Yeah,

(57:33):
Now um okay, Elliot has developed well that hasn't developed
for some reason. Elliot believes that if you call somebody slick,
they'll do anything for you. Yes, yes, and she says
it works on guy doctors and lesbians. Yes yes, he
says people enjoy being called slick and uh and she

(57:55):
says it to a woman who we can infirm must
be a lesbian because Elliott's theory works and the woman
smiles when she's called slick. I do like being called slick.
I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if I like
being called slick. Sure, if it's by the right person,
you love it. If Tommy Lee Jones calls you slick,
you're gonna be like. I was still afraid of Tommily

(58:19):
Jones were making a movie together, and I just I
just stayed away from him. I was so scared of him.
Such a presence, not that he was anything other than
kind to me, but he was just such a dominant,
dominating presence. And he's such a movie star. You know.
That's me. But every movie I make, I'm scared of
every actor. I don't talk to any of the actors.

(58:40):
That's bull yo, Whoopie Goldberg. When we were doing Homeless,
Pimoni made it so that we could have She made
it look this Italian lady was so not in love
but like infatuated whoop Whoopi Goldberg. She closed her Italian
Delhi down early so she could make a lunch for

(59:02):
Whoopee and her friends, and Whoope was like, Donald, you
come with me to this lunch and I was like okay,
and then I hid. I hid, is you were afraid
of Whoopee because I didn't want to sit down and
have a conversation. I just wanted to sit in my
trailer and snap, yes, you see what I'm saying. So
that's bad though, because like you know, you want to
savor those moments where you could have what we could

(59:24):
look To me, she was like, you the biggest punk
I've ever met in my life. I am. I am
a punk. Whoopee. You're right, And from that day forward,
I made my I made it my business to never
do that again. So like, if Denzel you want to
hang out again, you want to hang out, shit, well

(59:45):
shoot all of you. Everybody Back in the day who
I was telling me you better not be telling me.
There's an anecdote where Denzel asked you to hang out
and you hit there is no anecdote where there is
no anecdote that would be the would I could never
do that. Listen. There's a really random shot in this
that I texted to the group because I just wanted

(01:00:06):
to be able to talk about it. There's a moment
when Kelso is just talking about the hospital and he's
talking about remembering all of the people that he's lost
over the years, and he says something the effective I'm
sure they're all looking back at me, they said, and
I see them still, right. But he's talking about the
dead deceased patients. But if you look, if audience would
be posited at ten thirty four, ten minutes thirty four

(01:00:28):
seconds in what you see actually in the upper one
of the upper windows, barely seen. It's like an easter egg.
Is the cast, the key cast, standing there looking down
at them. It was very very subtle, and I don't
know how many people noticed it ever, But I, of
course am watching it on a computer monitor very close
to my face, so I saw it. It was an

(01:00:49):
artist It was an art. It was an artistic choice
by Rick Blue. But why would the cast be in
the picture. I don't really understand it. I think that
they're looking I guess they're looking down on him lovingly.
I don't think it's in the real world. I think
it's in Kelsel's imagination that his key co workers are
looking down on him lovingly. I don't know. I have
another rationalization for it. I don't know. Or is it

(01:01:12):
that they're all dead He's the only one that lived well.
That would be a twist that doesn't really pay off,
but a twist, all right. So I want to just
read to you briefly. I'll keep it quick. But this
this thing that he says to Boon about one of
his anecdotes. He says, when I was an intern, they

(01:01:32):
made us work sixty hour shifts. Quite a few colleagues
got drummed up because they couldn't cope. The rest of
us were so sleep deprived we could barely manage to
stay sane. I'll never forget the day we caught Seth
Finkel gently cradling a cadaver head, which he swore belonged
to his ex girlfriend, Millie. Then he laughs. A year later,

(01:01:54):
Seth actually did kill Milly. Ironically, Millie donated her body
to sign and that spring we caught another intern cradling
her deadhead and then he laughs and goes life's little cycles.
So that's some twisted, weird shit. That was the first

(01:02:16):
that that's actually his first monologue that he talks about.
That's his first story that he gives. Oh, I didn't
know where it fell. I just remember thinking like, oh
my god, I have to find that on the interwebs.
He has a bunch of the pregnant girl. That's his
next one. Yeah, and you know, so they lose the
urine and they Cox has given them urine to to
from the mysterious patient that can't seem to solve his

(01:02:39):
his problem, and Cox gives them the urin to go
get tested, like, be useful, go get this tested well.
JD and Turk aer on all their weird usual as
they digress like us, as they digress like us, and
somehow on all their adventures. It's amazing that these guys
in the world of the show are considered amazing doctors

(01:03:02):
because are they doing so much of the day. But anyway,
they lose the urine and Jad leaves it on the
banister of the back ramp of the hospital, which seems
very irresponsible, but thank god he knocks it over. Nobody
touches it. Nobody grabs it. It's the emergency entrance. It's
the emergency entrance to the hospital. And Jady leaves a

(01:03:23):
vial of urine sitting there, but thank goodness he does
because the UV light turns it purple. And now they're
so excited they're able to diagnose. And Turk, wearing his Fedoras, says,
I'm gonna I say, I'm gonna google purple pee and
you go google Google that shit. But you got to

(01:03:45):
say google that shit, now you do, There's no way,
He says, google that shit. Oh, what do you say that?
I thought that's how I remembered it. You probably went
google it. What did you say? Yeah? It was funny anyway,
I laughed out loud. It's funny. And now it turns
out on scrumbs Wiki were pronouncing this disease wrong, which

(01:04:05):
is way to go Trevor, which nobody cares. Only Trevor did.
Nobody gave a shit until Trevor did. That's like somebody
saying phaseon fison. Well, I'd give a shit about that.
Never mind. All right, well, listen all the medical professionals
who know the correct pronunciation, we're probably pissed off. So
here it is, although JD has pronounced it correctly in

(01:04:26):
a previous episode. Because this was in a previous episode,
both JD and Doctor Cox pronounced acute intermittent porphyria incorrectly.
They pronounced the last part porphyria while it is pronounced porphyria.
So it's porphyria acute intermittent porphyria. Everybody who's learning, if

(01:04:47):
you're a doctor, if our doctor in training, you now
know you learn something on fake doctor's real friends. There
you go. I'm so glad we cleared that up. Guys. Um,
what about when we beat box and you make a
melody and it's the Scrubs theme song? That was pretty meta.
That was pretty cool. How About eighty five was supposed
to be a good year for Bob kelso turns out

(01:05:08):
it wasn't. How about Carla's boobs look like a sea animal? Yeah,
let's talk about that. So Turk Turk says that Carla's
he prefers Carla's left boob because it looks like a
sea lion's face, a sea lion's face. Yes, And then
JD says it does Turk drew it for me, yes,

(01:05:29):
which is so random as hell. But then it really
pays off when when offers to show doctor Cox the
picture and he bob and he holds up the picture
from boofing does look like a sea lion? Why does
her boob look like a sea lion? Does it have whiskers?

(01:05:49):
I didn't want to say anything, but I guess it does.
I guess it has whiskers and a mole on it. Yes,
it has two moles, and her ariola must have some
whiskers on it. I can't believe Judy wasn't like, fuck, no,
that is not my breast. Listen, NA, be honest with you.

(01:06:13):
I'm not going to turn down a boob that looks
like a sea lion. Really, if my wife had a
boob that looked like a sea lion, I'll be like
you wouldn't say honey, every say honey, let me grab
this whisker real quick. No, I'd be I've talked to
the sea lion. Oh oh, I love sea lions. So cute, Joel,

(01:06:34):
I send Joelle so many um we like. We both
like um bulldogs and Staffordshire Terriers and any kind of
bulldog and and looks like a bulldog. Yes, they're similar
looking between a staff and a and a sea lion.
They're like, cousins, do you know what the cutest animal
on the planet is? Baby sea lion, a baby seal
baby or sea otter. Sorry, I'm thinking of a sea otter.

(01:06:57):
And so, when Cox finally explains the diagon to the patient,
he's relieving. He smiles and he says, knowing what it
is you. Cox is like, why are you smiling? And
he says, because knowing what it is makes it's so
much easier to deal with, which gives Cox kind of
an epiphany because he's been reluctant to help with saving
Kelso's job, and he realizes that the enemy he knows

(01:07:22):
is better than the one he doesn't, and he knows
how to handle. He knows how to work Kelso and
get what he wants. Well, I'm gonna say this, I
agree with that though one hundred percent. Man when it
comes to ailments. That is because I remember I had
like this tickle in the back of my throat. I
thought it, I couldn't I didn't know what it was,

(01:07:42):
and I was freaking out and I was going crazy
about it and everything. And I went to the ear
nose and throat doctor and turns out I had acid reflux.
And I didn't know that acid reflux could show up
in that form where it doesn't feel like a burning
sensation in your throat. It feels like you have an obstruction, right,
And so just to know that alone and when it
happens now instead of me being like, oh, you know

(01:08:05):
what I mean, you instantly go to you have like
something really bad, I think, well, I don't think I'm
alone in this situation. I think, like, that's most Americans.
It's just a lot of Americans are scared to go
to the doctor and find out what's going on with it. Right.
I was on WebMD like like going down a rabbit
hole with my diagnosis, which I had. No doctor's love
when you do that, but I had lots of theories

(01:08:26):
on what I had. That's the best when you go
into the doctor's office. It's like, all right, look, so
I was on web end. This is what I think
it is. I think it's right this. But if it's
not that, then it's definitely diverticulitis. But if it's not diverticulitis,
it's probably just strepp I know, but I have Indeed
my ship. I went deep. I went deep on like
I was like so proud of myself. I had evidence

(01:08:46):
to bring to him. I was like, look at the
pictures and look at this, and look at this and
look at this. And he was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea,
I think it's just strap but yeah, I was like no, no, no,
look look and my evidence. You know that, You know
that that classic meme of I think it's from Its
Sunny right with the guy with where he's pointing it
at the crazy map of evidence he's blow on his wall. Yeah,

(01:09:09):
I was like that with all my all right, we're
almost done. So then we then Kelso goes to the
meeting and no one has turned up. But then we
cut back into a full circle. Cox has brought everyone
on the love train and we see all the key
uh people from the hospital. The doctors are riding on

(01:09:29):
the love train and Snoop Dogg is riding with earphones
and sad yeah face yeah it's yeah. You know, everybody
shows up for Kelso at the end and convince could
they convince the board to let Kelso stay on? But
throughout the whole episode, you know, Kelso's talking about how

(01:09:53):
much he loves the hospital, but he's also talking about
how he just wished that, you know, it's not that
he's getting fired, just wish that he could leave on
his terms, right, you know, exactly. And when the staff
shows up for him, they convinced the board that he

(01:10:13):
should stay. And this gives Kelso the opportunity to leave
on his terms exactly. And he says, shoving up your ass, Rodney, Rodney,
and then and then that's a funny name, man, I'm sorry, Rodney.
And then he grabs his own his own portrait off

(01:10:33):
the wall, yes, and takes a little tiny thing that
bothered me was that there was a lamp that's on
the portrait right, m because it has like a portrait
lamp on the frame. And when he pulls it off
the wall, there's no wiring or anything related to the lamp.
It couldn't be battery operated. Who would no, Okay, Still,

(01:10:58):
it was just bothered me. I wanted to see take
that up with Patrick. I would have. I guess the
easiest thing would have been to just delete for the
scene the lamp so you don't have to deal with
the problem of it. But if you're gonna have the lamp,
we need to see a wire that needs to be cut.
You need to rip out of the wall. You need
to take this up with set dressing. Yeah, somebody fucked up.

(01:11:20):
It's sort of a crossover between if you a second
he touches it donald that becomes a prop. So it's
a crossover between set dressing and props. It's me specialty.
We let's hear about another song that every America loves.
What you're trying to get into one day, shoon what

(01:11:40):
you're trying to do. Have you seen this young lady
on Instagram who who does lip sync to our podcast?
She's amazing, She's very funny. I hope she. I hope
she lip syncs this little doozy right here, ladocious. Yeah,
I think he should have lip sync us talking about
you because you're very funny. And I don't even know

(01:12:02):
her name, but I know she's funny. Well, she puts
a lot of work in. She definitely puts a lot
of work in. She's really good at it too. Yeah,
I'm gonna give her a shout outlets. I hope she
does this section right here and does a little dance
at this point right here where she does like a
little give her something, give her something like a little
like a little shoulder dance, a little shoulder dance. Give

(01:12:24):
her something hard to work off of, you know, give
her a challenge. Here's my little should to dance. I
don't know if that's a challenge or not. It's a
challenge because she's got a lip sync all oh, here
she is. Her her instagram is Chico Artist, Chico Artist,
c h I CEO artist and um. She does these

(01:12:47):
lip sync videos of where she plays both Donald and
I and then this last one Joel you did you
see that? Yes? I did? She did my laugh. It
was cute. Yeah, all right, So everybody check her out
because she puts a lot of time into it and
it makes it she may she may me laugh And
Daniel Fields left out? Yeah, and could you with Chico Artist?
Would you mind doing Daniel? You know, Dan, say something
so you can be in this segment. Never mind, I've

(01:13:15):
tried to do something clever. I've tried to think something
clever to say. That's all she needed, That's all she'll now,
she'll do. You. Oh you honor me? He said you
he said, catch phrase or me? He said, you're talking
about Willis catch phrase. Gotta we gotta make it hard

(01:13:36):
for her. Tried doing this. You you honor me, all
right to ass play one? Yeah, do this one? Ready,
hold on, I gotta go back to that. I'm like
a fortress over here. All right, here we go, whether
it be taking the poop, whether it be a finger,
whether it be a tongue, whether you know everybody likes

(01:13:57):
little ass fla. Hey, Chico artists, you can opt out
of that one, because we don't want to make you
talk about as play if you're uncomfortable. Everybody does like Okay,
Donald's focus. All right, I think that's the show. We're gonna,
We're gonna, We're gonna, Joel, we do we have um
some Okay, we have some pitches. Do we need a
break or no? Hell yeah? All right, we're gonna take

(01:14:19):
a break and we're gonna end the show, and we
come back with two pitches that are gonna make you laugh. Okay, Zac,
I love you don't like that? Don't love she? Don't
love you like that? She didn't go to Vegas because
I wasn't going here. We go heart and broke. Yo,

(01:14:43):
know that I got Look, I got abandoned. Joel, you
need to check with your wife, because check the sound
of the story was bullshit. Now, no, that's bullshit, dude.
Let me tell you something right now, Joel. First you
abandoned me, we peeled off in we peeled off, and
then guess who abandoned me after that? My own wife. Yeah,

(01:15:07):
I was down bad. It was awful. I was. I
don't know if it's growing around, but that was the
worst stop I ever had in the hold. For sure,
I need to go to vagab Bob Pittman and John me.
Bob Pittman and John Sykes did it big. On a
private plane coming back, they told me I should watch
this movie called Triangle of Sadness. Yeah, I probably that's
movie really good. Yeah, I'm gonna check that out. It's

(01:15:29):
really good, but you won't like it. I won't like it, Okay.
So for then, we have two types for those of you,
just to remind you what's happening. We have pitches for
TV concepts that Donald and I should explore next, and
we also have movie concepts. Yes, and we also have
pitches for what this podcast should become once we're out

(01:15:50):
of Scrubs episodes, because we're rapidly running out. We're in
the middle of season seven and we only have nine seasons.
In season seven, we really really Yeah, it's a really
short one. Oh because of the strike, was only ten episodes.
It's only ten episodes. Oh boy, oh running, we are

(01:16:10):
running out of them. We gotta we gotta do a
tour next with season eight because we're that's hurrying me
our last year. That's what I wanted to talk to
these guys about. Also, dude, we're gonna do this tour.
This is I want to get a tour bus and
our faces will be on the side of the tour bus. Joel,
what is the first one? We have a podcast pitch
from Dan Batty, Dan Batty, damn Beatty, damn beatty. Take that,

(01:16:34):
Take that, Take that, Damn Patty, damn Beatty. Damp Here
we go, Hey, Zack and Donald and Danel and Joel
as well. This is done all the way from the UK.
So here's my pitch for what you guys should do
after you finish your Scrubs rewatch. I think that I
speak for everyone when I say that we're gonna want

(01:16:55):
more Scrubs. So my idea that you guys write your
own Scrubs audio plays and then perform them in character
as Turk and j D. And then if you can
get Sarah Backers, Elliott and Judy Backers, Carlo, et cetera,
et cetera. I think that would be awesome, you know,
and the episode of the podcast could be you guys

(01:17:16):
coming up with ideas for what the audio plays going
to be that week and writing gags and coming up
with storylines, and you know, you could do like Nurse
Roberts above ground pool party for example, or JD and
Elliott's wedding, and the guest on the podcast that week
could be you know, an ex Scrubs writer or maybe

(01:17:37):
Bill or you know Neil Flynn. He's great improv get
him involved as well. You know, it's just while you
guys are waiting for Bill to be free again, so
so we can get that Scrubs reunion. This could be
a great way of getting more more Scrubs content in
our lives, and I think we'd all we'd all love
that as much as the current format the podcast already is.

(01:18:01):
So yeah, I hope you guys are okay. Bye, Damn pitty,
damn pity, damn dam damn damn bit um something we
allowed to do that, damn betty Um. It's very very
it's a very good idea, but we're not allowed to use.
I don't think the characters because we're not on the

(01:18:22):
Walt Disney Corporation. But just like Mickey Mouse, just like
Mickey Mouse. Although I didn't his copyright expire Mickey, I
imagine the Mickey Mouse cop be right, is renewed at
some point too. I imagine I thought there was some
funny thing where it was expired by accident or something

(01:18:43):
or no, a certain amounting years. Yeah, after a hundred years,
I think one hundred years, it has become public domain.
So what it is is the original Mickey design you
could use, but they re up. They just like this
designs a little shiny or this, you know what I mean.
They'll just update a little bit. So mostly Mickey is
still protected by Disney. But but if I wanted to,
I could make a T shirt with the original Mickey

(01:19:04):
and be allowed to sell it. I think that's correct.
It's my understanding of things. I want to get to
work today. Bear Murder movies speaking speaking, right, that's right,
speaking of copyright. I did not know what this whole
Ghostbuster situation. Man, holy shit, did you know that Ghostbusters
the song is like been stolen by like so many

(01:19:27):
different people like it's been no, No, that's not what
it is. Yeah, it has So apparently Huey Lewis was
supposed to do the Ghostbuster song and he didn't do
the Ghostbuster song and it gave it to Ray Parker Junior.
But I think Huey Lewis had written the who You're
Gonna Call part and Ray Parker adds his part, and

(01:19:50):
Huey Lewis sues Ray Parker Junior. But in the depth
of in the case, he's not allowed to talk about
suing Ray Parker Junior. And in an interview later on,
Huey Lewis then goes to talk about suing Ray Parker Junior.
And now Ray Parker Junior gets all the money for
the Ghostbuster song. But this all goes back to a
song that they say Huey Lewis stole the Ghostbuster song

(01:20:11):
from anyway. Yeah, but it's like this, if you google,
if you confuse, just google this and you'll find it.
But someone did a comparison of all three songs. The
Huey Lewis won the Ray Parker Junior is that his name? Yes,
And then there's the third song and it's it's a
big mess, just like Donald's talking about it's all a
mess and a lot of money was floating around. But

(01:20:37):
that's what happened to a kid. I was a kid.
Huey Lewis was the jam, Oh dude, come on man,
I gotta go back in tying Dan Dan Dan Dan
Dan Dan Dad Dan but no money. There was an
I think the album was called Sports True. Yes it's true,

(01:20:59):
so happy too and I can't see I can't see that.
Joe Hippe with me. What was the music video on
the beach down? Do you remember which song that was?
I thought that was that one. Oh I got a

(01:21:20):
new drug. I want a new drug. There was like
that he wants a new drug. I want a new drug. Anyway,
everyone gonna listen to Huey Lewis's album Sports Magical. Okay,
so um dan biddy, very good idea, We're I don't
think we're legally allowed to do that. I don't think
that's possible, but um but very good. Very I will
say this, the audience from what I'm gathering, the audience

(01:21:42):
just wants more scrubs so far. Yeah, unlike TLC Daniel,
I have a question for you. You're very you're very
tech savvy, and there's a lot of people using one
of these AI programs to to to print out funny
material chat GPT Yeah, could we have chat g bt
um crank out a scene of scrubs and then and

(01:22:03):
then read it is that possible? I'm gonna try it
right now. All right, let's see what happens. You say
turk and j d uh scrub scene and see what
it puts out. It's really crazy. This, this this AI
thing is really crazy because now the design the designs
are yours. I guess if you design a picture, if
you put the picture and it's I don't know how

(01:22:23):
this works, man, Like this AI is doing everybody. You
see the baby one. You see the baby one of
you is really cute. It didn't look like me though,
a little bit, not even a little bit. That's the listen.
I'm the one member in the cast that everybody gets
wrong in the fucking art situation. I didn't know I
was that difficult to draw. Everybody fucks my face up.

(01:22:44):
I've been Yeah, it is. Some of these drawings, man,
motherfucker had me looking like the Mexican Charles Barkley, like
straight up like and then had the nerve to be
like and tag me and that shit you didn't look

(01:23:04):
like you either, but still like it's like some of
these pictures are always it's always they get you right
and then me it's fucked up, like I look like
somebody else. But we appreciate the right I've never been
right yet, They've never gotten me right yet. I want
to say, on me, off of both of us, we
very much appreciate the art. I appreciate it, but stop

(01:23:27):
making me look like Sam Jackson, Like, what the fuck? Daniel?
Did anything come out? Chat? GPT is at capacity right now?
Apparently people are using it at this All right, well, Daniel,
could you work on that and if by chance, if
by chance it puts something out, we will perform that.
I think we can perform that on the show. Great, Okay,

(01:23:49):
what's next? All right? What's next? To all? Here's your
last one? It comes from Adam Knight, Zack Donald, Joel
of course and a Dieter. Daniel names Adam Knight from
when it they get Canada up here in the frozen
Great White North. I'm not going to talk about Stubbies
or Abel Syrup, but I am going to talk about
a potential movie pitch so if you guys are ready,

(01:24:11):
grab yourself as a stubby. I'm damnit de sid. I
wouldn't do it anyways. Zach and Donald are nightclub promoters
who tour from city to city, bringing value and life
to clubs that are losing their luster. Everything is great
for these two party boys until they arrive in Detroit,
where the club they are hired to spice up becomes
the scene of a Hong Kong action style assassination. Our

(01:24:34):
boys are caught on camera fleeing the scene by the
victims of the assault, the perpetrators of the assault, and
the local police force. In order to clear their names
and protect their lives. Our heroes, question Mark, are introduced
to the most dangerous person in Detroit and ask kicking,
hard nosed fem fatale who takes no crapping isn't afraid
to get her hands dirty. Ideally played by Sarah Chock

(01:24:57):
It's Midnight Run meets John Wick as Sack and do
On Star in Fast Talkers. I hope you all like it.
This is on my white board for this year, so
I'm writing this off and uh yeah, keep smiling, guys.
Thanks for all the laughs. The last couple of years
appreciate it well, Adam, thank you, and I'm glad that
you just achieved something on your whiteboard, which was getting

(01:25:20):
on the show and pitching an idea. That's funny. I
know Donald lit up when you had when you started
getting into action and and uh, well when he said
Midnight Run, that got me right away. I love Midnight Run.
But what's the Keanu Reeves movie? John john Wick? Yeah,
John Wick. I've never seen a John Wick movie in
my life. I haven't either, but I am. I said, what,
I love it Donald movie, So check this out. So

(01:25:43):
a friend of mine worked on Action Yeah, and some
he kills a man with a book at one point.
It's amazing. A friend of mine, a friend of mine
worked on John Wick three, and that whole motorcycle sequence
is all done on a green screen CG green screen
and shit like that. And I got to see that
like right after they filmed it. It's since gone on
to be on the internet and stuff like that as

(01:26:05):
an example of how crazy that shit is. But yo,
Keyanu's doing all of it. I didn't know that. I mean,
I knew Keyana was kind of badass and shit like that,
but I didn't know he was badass like that it
all that motherfucker is not playing around dude jumping from bikes,

(01:26:26):
freaking kicking ass Keanu Reeves who knew? I just want
to add one thing to Adam Knight's pitch if you
don't mind, just to finish it off. Zack and Donald
Gay new lelyweds in house arrest. Side note. A stubby
is a small beer. I thought it was a penis.

(01:26:47):
You mean less than twelve ounces. It's like less than
twelve ounces. It is a small beer. Yes, it's just
Canadian slang for a small because I thought stubby was
a small penis. I suppose it could be in the
right context. M Yes. Let's say you're going down on someone,
you get pull off the underwear and you see they
have a small people not a stubby. You didn't tell

(01:27:13):
me you had a stubby. You should have worn me
at the bar you had a stubby. I think we
should end on that note. Should we should a perfect place?
I think I think we might have come to the
end of this episode. Listen, guys, I missed you all.

(01:27:33):
I missed you three and I missed you listeners. This
is so fun. I really we're not going to be
here next week, so don't get mad at us. Mad
at us. Oh yeah, we got a project, secret project.
We gotta do a secret project. You know, put in
some congo music. We got a secret project. A little
bit of secret project. I got a secret project. Okay,

(01:27:56):
you can't know now, all right, We'll let you go.
We love you. That's about. That's what my wife's grandmother says.
What she's trying to get off the phone. We talked about,
didn't we didn't we talk about this. I'll let you
go always, right, flows because you don't want the person

(01:28:18):
to be offended. So you're like, I'll let you go.
Yeah right, I know you gotta go. So we got
y'all gotta go. That shit y'all gotta do right now.
We know if we know, y'all gotta go. There's lots
of podcasts, and please check out my trailer for a
good Person on YouTube. We love you so much. Donald
Conness out six seven eight stories about show we made

(01:28:40):
about a bunch of doctor nurses. Said he that stories
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