FDRF Classic: 522 - My Deja Vu My Deja Vu

On this week's episode, Carla is struggling with the limitation of being pregnant while JD feels stagnant at work. In the real world, we're struggling to remember what happened in the hospital.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Well, there he is.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
There, he is got a new look happening. I do Yeah,
you shaved your head and went full beard.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
It's not a new look. It's not a new look,
it's I don't look.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
The hair has been as tightly in a while.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's not cropped.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
It's actually did you have a fade?

Speaker 3 (00:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
What do you call that? This is just a one
to the to the dome?

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Did you do your own one?

Speaker 1 (00:32):
I did my own one to the dome?

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Po why didn't you have one of those guys comes out?
I always watched these Instagram videos about African American haircuts
because I find them so interesting. It's like an art form.
He takes any cuts, and he cuts any shapes, and
he did and then this and then.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Some people are very much into lines and shape ups.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yeah, you don't do that.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I don't. That's never been my style.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Look at what's in the background of Dan Dan. I'll
bring that thing close. Tell me you got a puppy.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
We did get a puppy, and I'm trying to mute
myself as much as possible so that she doesn't provide
any annoyance.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
But once, can you bring her close to the camera
for the love of yahweh, oh, my.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Good, this is this is Kelly. It looks like e walk. Yeah.
Does it celebrate the live Daniel? There's usually people that
know that freaking I know the song you don't know.
I know why you don't know, celebrate the life.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Daniel. Did you choose it because it looked like a
baby e wonk?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I would like to say yes, but really, Stephanie chose it?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Have you seen the baby?

Speaker 5 (01:56):
Adorable? I want to boob it snoops, so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
I'm just a woted I'm disappointed. I'm disappointed in the
name little Kelly. Yeah. The name should I mean, I
get it. The name should be Wicked or Chief Chubb Chubb.
I think it should be Nub. I think it should
be y Nub, Yub Nub.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
We're so you know, Lord knows where I'll go from here.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Celebrate the life Nub. It even has a theme song.
You're not going to celebrate the life of Yub Nub.
It should be named you know what? I celebrate the
live always.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I always laughed at the fact that the Ewoks song
just there just was no translation.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
And language and the language in the universal.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Everything else was was covered in Ewalks, but not celebrate
the life.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
And in the universal language, celebrate the life translates to
celebrate the life in the universal language, whether it's e walkes,
whether it's whether it's ten ten dorin.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Aren't you impressed that I know even some of the
lyrics to the you walk song yub Nub Chickie Wine.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
You don't know any of the yub numb? Oh? You
know is celebrate the live yub no yub nub yub nub.
Halle Look, I know there's a word. I think there's
something like halle luke de Nah.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
It'd be great, Joelle, if you could track down someone
who is this.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
People on YouTube, people.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Let's bring one of those people on. Who knows the.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Dude on YouTube? Yeah, he plays it like on a
mandolin and freaking places.

Speaker 2 (03:35):
You guys, this podcast is so popular that I'm walking
around New York City with Bill and twice this happened.
I'm wearing a mask and he's not, and people go, Oh,
that's that dude from Fake Doctor's your friends, Ah, that's sick.
Bill Lawrence is getting recognized not for being an Epic

(03:55):
Emmy winning showrunner, but for being on the Fake Doctors podcast.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Boom You know, we do what we do for our people,
you know what I mean. We try to help everybody
out with their fame. I'm just saying like, and then
you're welcome, You're welcome, Bill.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
And then all the time people are coming up to
me and saying how much they love the podcast, and
it feels so great. Thank you those who do that.
It makes me so happy.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
You know, I appreciate each and every one of them.
You know why, because they can put up with you me, Daniel,
I mean, anybody can put up with Joel.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
Joell is likes the best, truly the best.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Joe. Have you ever not got along with someone you're
so pleasurable?

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I imagine you don't want to get on Joelle's bad side.
I imagine whoever that person was is like get angry.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
It takes so much, but people have achieved it.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
People have achieved it. I feel. I feel like when
it gets to that level, though, Joelle's like, oh you
done fucked up.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Now, it's kind of over and for like after gates
are closed, I don't want to speak or because after
we've tried everything, at that point, I've laid down some rules,
giving you some time to work and like achieve like
getting better at you know, my boundaries, and my boundaries
an't for everybody.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Some people you know don't know. That's fine.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Are you giving me a car? No?

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Not today Thursday?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Have you ever hands on someone? Joell?

Speaker 5 (05:24):
No?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
Why would I fight? That's what I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Sorry, go ahead, go ahead. I'm sorry you got Daniel.
Have you ever had to put hands on someone?

Speaker 4 (05:36):
The only so the short answer no, The very slightly
longer answer is the only time that I've ever punched
anyone was in eighth grade when someone put my hat
in a vending machine and I punched him in the stomach.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
That's Have you ever laid hands on yet?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
In defense, I didn't start it, but I fought.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Back, Joel, I hear you, man. I hate when people
try and start ship.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
And why why am I gonna mess up my beautiful
face for like tell me for like you got a
step too.

Speaker 5 (06:06):
We gotta teach them a lesson. You gotta listen.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
I need to stay out of your way and you
need to stay out of mine. And it's sign I
have a large friendship circle.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
They will protect me emotionally, physically, spiritually if necessary. I'm
just not gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
I don't need yeah, I don't need that.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I was prepared to once though, when an old man
was trying to come onto a twelve year old and
a Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I had to like his hands out of pants. I
had to like absolutely step in front of the two
of them. Nobody was doing anything. He's been very loud
and obvious about it. She's terrified. I was like, bro,
you gotta get out of here.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
And I was just talking to her, like, you don't
need to.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Talk to her.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
She's alone in a Starbucks.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
She's if she's not fourteen, like that's the next age
she could be this that was ready that day, but
it didn't come to it.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Good good, thank god. So I went to.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Governor's Ball and saw Charlotte Lawrence perform. Was very exciting,
saw the.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Video videos You're amazing, and.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It was so cool because I had the experience of
not only seeing Charlotte, who have known this little kid
performing at this giant festival, but standing next to her father,
who you know. There's a Yiddish expression called kelling and
it means my father used to always say it, it's
when you're when you're just heart is so full of pride,
and you're just beaming at at your child often and

(07:19):
he was kelling watching his daughter just rule the stage.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
And she was so funny.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
She had a couple of fuck ups she did the funniest,
but she like made a joke out of it. She
had one big funny joke that got to laugh and
Bill goes, I wrote that. And then.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
And then she's jamming on the guitar.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
She has this momentre she goes and picks up the
guitar and she goes over to her guitars and they're
like jamming together like people do on the stage. And
then you see her talking to him and they both
start laughing, and she goes over to the guitar plug
and picks it up. The guitar wasn't plugged in for
the moment that they were jamming together, and she makes
this face like like but like like she My point

(07:57):
is she knew even through fuck ups to like to
like how to make a joke out of it.

Speaker 1 (08:02):
Me, you know, and from so many people, that's amazing,
that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Sounded great and uh and then I went and saw
we went. We had some time to kill, so we thought,
I want to see Phoebe Bridges, who was going to
be on the same stage, but Meg the Stallion was
on another stage. And no, you're not gonna believe this.
Bill Lawrence and I went to Meg the Stallion and.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
I wish you could see I wish you could.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Have seen a camera on me and Bill watching Meg
the Stallion and her dancers dance.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Very very, very provocatively.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
I sent Donald over the video, but I only know
Meg the Stallion from the Wop video. I don't really
know her music.

Speaker 1 (08:49):
You don't know Savage Classic.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Anyway, It's it's a lot like a strip pole show
with me with music. There's a lot of naughty, naughty twerking. Donald.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
That's great. I love that. That's great. I know, I'm
just saying, Bill and I totally appreciate the fact that
you too written. You know, got a little bit of culture.
We did.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
We got some culture. I had two We did two
songs worth of twerking, and and then and then and
then we left. What were the two songs I don't know,
but there was heavy twerking involved in both of them.
But then we watched Phoebe Bridges, which was a little

(09:33):
bit more our speed.

Speaker 1 (09:40):
But no, that was it.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
That was cool.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
What kind of Phoebe Bridges sing?

Speaker 2 (09:45):
You know it's singer songwriter, you'd probably find it boring.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
No, I like singer songwriters.

Speaker 2 (09:52):
You know it's it's a girl singing sad songs with
her guitar.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
You know who?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
I like, she's got beautiful poetry. The young lady I
like is uh what's her name? Follow your arrow wherever points?
Country singer, make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys,
or kiss lots of girls if that's what you Yeah,

(10:19):
Casey Musgraves Muskraves straight and narrow, gets a little too straight,
Roll up a joint. That shit is fire. Follow your
ever wherever points, Follow your arrow wherever points.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
Did you watch Amanda Clutes on Dancing with the Stars.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Crush? Now?

Speaker 2 (10:47):
I don't know anything about this scoring, but giving her
sevens for that was fucking bullshit. I think it must
be one of these things where like they don't want
to get your ego too high. Week one. Also that
basketball player. Did you watch him? He was incredible and
he got low scores too.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Do you guys know watching this?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
You watch?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I did watch it. I'm not a big fan of
people judging how other people dance. I think that's kind
of you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Okay, but didn't you think his scores were too low?
He was incredible?

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, of course they of course I do. But you know, hey, whatever,
that's that's the way it.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
Goes anyway, everybody listening, you.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Know, Yeah, if anything, if anything, what I took away
from the whole show was vote Amanda Clutes. Y'all if
you're listening to this and she's still on when this
comes out, yeah, please vote Amanda Clutes.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Vote Amanda Clutes. Her dance was amazing and I'm gonna
watch tonight.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
I'm excited this watch too.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
Yeah, Donald, I like to I was live.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
It's not well, you know what, you know what, you
know who should have been on the show. Not Iny
Mon Sheppard. Who's the basketball your player. You're talking about
his wife, Gianna Taylor.

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Oh hey, oh my, she's like a professional dancer.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Though was a man clues.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
I just want to give Clutes one fair thing.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Okay, of course, scaring so so spiced, the spice girl.
So's the freaking gymnastics. So's Jojo what's her name? Yeah,
all of that stuff is all of those cats have
taken dance class and all that and Cody was a
backup dancer apparently. But anyway, Cody's not on right now
because it's I know, did you hear what happened? Yeah, man,
Cody's partner.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Cody's partner got COVID, so we can't perform this week.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
You know, it's bullshit.

Speaker 2 (12:32):
They should have given him some other pro to come in,
and I'm sure the pro could have picked it up
in a half a day or probably ten minutes and
dance with him. Don't you think that would have been better?

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Well, it was the day before. It's literally literally, I.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Know Shoon Shune.

Speaker 1 (12:48):
I know, dude, I know, why not? Why not?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
If I was a producer of the show, I would
have said, everyone, this is a stand in, so you
got to treat his points and everything be gentle, but
he'll be dancing.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Is fed Lana? Everybody he.

Speaker 2 (13:03):
Svetlana could learn the routine in a half a day.
She's my stand in professional dancer.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I thought you actually knew, no, But they often have
like Eastern European names. Lana sounded right. I did not
doubt it.

Speaker 2 (13:17):
That's I don't know why they didn't do that, like
bring in a ringer. I don't know an understudy if
you will, Donald to use a theater.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Term, yeah, a backup dancer.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Well, just I just feel bad for Cody. Yeah, but anyway,
Amanda's Amanda, y'all, Amanda Clutes. I don't know how long?
When when does this air?

Speaker 1 (13:41):
This one?

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Joelle, do you have any idea?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
We are so far ahead right now, like mid November?
All right, should we get into the show. We should
totally get to the show.

Speaker 6 (13:49):
Let's do it? Made about a bunch of.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
This episode has so many things packed in do with Donald.
I mean, sometimes you get an.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
Episode all old jokes. Every joke in this they're not
all old joke in this is old jokes except for
the Turk and Carlo storyline and the stuff that goes
on with Cod.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
There's some random ass ship. First of all, the riddle's
not old. The hair met's not old.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
The riddle is old. The riddle we did this one already.
The riddle is old. This is that's why it's called
my Deja Vu, my dejah voo. We did this. Everything
in this is all re used jokes.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
All of the joke, the riddle has already been on,
yes now, Joel.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Yes, yes, yeah, that's why.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
At the end, you say, oh, that's what happened to
my bike, because he destroyed your bike glasses.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
He wrote it the hair met all of the stuff.
The whole show is all jokes from Scrubs past.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh so that's like, that's so lame. It's like a
it's like a what do they call a clip show?

Speaker 1 (15:14):
It's not a clips show. We actually act out all
of the old jokes. Did you watch the show?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
I watched it, but I didn't. I'm sorry that my
memory I went. I honestly went, oh, this is the
moment the riddle, Oh, this is the moment hair met.
I didn't know that that they're rehashed.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
This is all rehashed, so lame. Why did they do that?
I don't know. I mean, I guess they wanted to
prove you could tell the same. It's all still funny,
like all of the time jokes, all of the time
must have been Really you didn't laugh at inn window again.
I laughed at every single one of them.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
But I'm sorry that my brain can't even tell you
that I was under the impression and I was hearing
these for the first time.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
There was a whole floating head doctor, a renewed floating
head dog.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
But that was a new floating head.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
That wasn't new floating head doctor short.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
Yes, yeah, that stunt lady took some nice hits to
the head.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
To the head, all right.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
So Cox returns from his hiatus, trying to drink himself
to death, as he put it, and I give him
a big hug.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
It's set on scrubs wiki. This is the second time we.

Speaker 6 (16:22):
Ever hug right.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Didn't hug you back? Though?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
I don't think so. And I say, you sent those
demons right back to hell, didn't you. I was out
of my mind in this episode, dude.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
Yeah, this whole episode is out of its mind.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Dude, I know. But I was extra effeminate and extra silly,
and I enjoyed it, don't get me wrong, but I
was like on below or something. I mean, not in
real life. The character was extra hyper.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
Yeah. Well, we should also talk about First of all,
we should talk about these are the these are the
things in the show that weren't deja vu Ernie the
homeless Man. Okay, welcome back Cox, sir, Welcome back Coxer.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Now, how hard did you laugh when I'm going off
of my run?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
Oh? Dude, who thought they need us. That was a
run I was going to do, but I guess it's
a little awkward now. That shit was hilarious. And also
I remember us shooting. This is the only part of
the episode that I remember us shooting. Everything else I
don't remember. But whoda thought.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
They need you?

Speaker 1 (17:28):
That was a run that I was going to do.

Speaker 2 (17:30):
And when I'm like, well, damn names, then the names
and I wish I still had to welcome back Cox
her T shirt. Those were nice. Yeah, that was a
run that I was going to do, but now it's awkward.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
Now I don't know they need you?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Why am I righting? Why am I riding Sasha through
a ring of fire? Can you explain that to me?

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Because this is what you do. You get a it's
a routine of yours.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
That has had to run an errand so I grab
an apple.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You get as always, you get a lunch.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
My lunch was the apple off an apple tree. And
then I did something else and then I rode through
a ring of fire.

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Which then't there's a callback later on.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, but you just run through the ring of fire,
Turk jumps through it. That was your stunt double though.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, Like this episode was nuts man, I don't remember.
I don't remember some of this shit, like some of
the things that like Turk gets to watch Sanford and
Son while because Carl is reading her book and so
all of the great things that happened to him. The
one way really fucked it up was like he offers
her a burrito, he has two, he offers her one
and she says no. He puts the burrito off screen

(18:44):
and does a little hand movement. Yeah. Yeah, it's one
gigantic but so stupid. I wish I had that ability.
I wish I had that ability.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Do you ever watch the guys who roll the burritos
when you were like at one of those places, you
know whatever, it's Chipotle or something better, and you're like,
they're never going to be able to roll this one too,
it's too thick, But they always do. Burrito employees are
good baby swaddlers.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Probably probably because that's what you're pretty much doing.

Speaker 2 (19:17):
You know what I learned on the interwebs. Do you
know who wrote the Sandford and Sun theme song goal.

Speaker 1 (19:24):
If you say Alan Thick, No, Quincy, Sarry Manilo, Quincy, Jones, Quincy, Jones, Quincy.
That was on the interwebs.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
We licensed that ship, like every other week, we're paying
Quincy money he doesn't need. I met JJ Abram's daughter.
I was trying to angle for a part for you
because she's one of Charlotte's best friends and and and
she was very nice. She's a singer too, and but

(19:58):
I'm staring, and I'm going, how can I get Donald
the job through? JJ?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I know JJ. I did Pelicity with JJ.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
I know, but I was I thought, if I thought JJ.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Wants to use me, he knows how to.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
I just thought if the daughter came home and said, dad,
you know who's so funny, Donald Faison, he might be like, yeah,
so I worked with Donald back before I was a mega,
mega director, that.

Speaker 1 (20:20):
Would help a lot. Actually, I was trying for that.
That always helps. I guess when the kids come home
and say, Dad, you know what? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:31):
This Dudelson ended up in Rihanna's music video Bitch Better
have My Money.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
His kids were like, you can't pass up an opportunity
to work with Rihanna. He was like, I don't know
who that is. And they were like, please work with Rihanna.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Matt to miggleson and kids.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Get a lot of stuff done. I want to Michelson.
I want to you guys got to watch listeners. Did
I mention The Hunt already? You guys got to watch
this movie with Matts Michleson called The Hunt, which is wild.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
It is.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
It is dark as fuck. You cannot be someone who doesn't.
And I don't mean thriller horror dark. I mean emotionally dark,
like you're gonna be in the fetal position when it's over, but.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
It might be so good. Let's take a break.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
We'll be right back after these fine words.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
We really did the riddle before I could have sworn
this was the you are fucking right now?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Okay, So Cox doesn't he's afraid to diagnose missus Goldstein.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
He's lost his mojo, right he well he he We
assumed that he has.

Speaker 2 (21:36):
Well, he reveals in the end at.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
The end, right, he comes clean in the end. But
but that's because Elliott kind of forces him. Now. I
never I never looked at their relationship as a problem
to relationship. I thought they had their disagreements and everything
like that.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
But today it really this episode, he says to her,
I wrote it down. Cox says Elliott is not his favorite.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
Yeah to her face. Yeah, And she and he says,
and I bet you can agree. I can. I'm sure
you agree with what I'm saying, and you feel the
same way about me, you know.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Yeah, but I never knew that. I never digested that
they had a relationship like that. But yeah, he was
always tough on her. He fucks with her a lot.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
Yeah, but I thought it was out of love. It
turns out it's not. It's out of the fact that
he just doesn't like her. You know, he respects At
the end, he shows that he respects her.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
I wonder why he doesn't like her.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
M I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
The Johnny tattooed on Kelso's butt has been said before. Yes,
he was an old navy buddy, and if you knew
what we went through, you'd understand. Yes, damn it, I
laughed at that. I'm feel stupid now. I laughed at
the jokes at the same time.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
You know what joke had me? Okay, So this joke
had me rolling. Okay, she'll have a ginger rale, He'll
have a beer, and I'll have an apple teini. You know, what,
the hell with it, I'm gonna have a real drink,
make that a nectar. Kevin goes, I don't know what
that is. JD goes, Oh, come on, Kevin, you know,
make it, make it?

Speaker 2 (23:10):
And then it comes and I go dynamite Nectarini. That
man knows his way around me.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Nectar I was like Sean Hayes in this episode, dude,
this episode is well, that joke is. First of all,
where's the punchline in the joke other than the nectar?
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (23:31):
It's just the word nectar is funny, that's all.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
But even before that though, Oh, come on, Kevin, you
know make it. That's the punchline of that part of
the joke.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
Come on, Kevin, you know me. Don't act like he
is a nectarini.

Speaker 8 (23:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I don't know if you'll drink Joelle.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
What's in a nectarini?

Speaker 7 (23:52):
I've never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
But right now, how about when I passed the basketball
to Leonard and he catches it with his hook hand
and pops it.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
No ball in the hole. That's a freaking actual that's
also a deja vu moment.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
And now two things, I say, don't worry about the ball.
They come three to a can tennis. Yes. And then
did you notice that Leonard has to duck for his
affrod to get underneath the doorway.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Poor Leonard. I mean he's a security guard.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
He's pacing around the hospital and every doorway he has
to duck because of that hairstyle.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yea hilarious. He's what is he pacing like? He doesn't
have a station. He doesn't.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
He's like he's he's Leonard is the type of security
guard that has to has to walk the halls and
uh and see if there's any trouble.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Is it like a century yes, yes, yes, well here
we go.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
Prosecco. It's a prosecco cocktail made with fresh nectarines, nectarines
and old prosecco. It's kind of like it's kind of
like a mimosa, but instead of orange juice.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Come on, Kevin, you know, you know make it now.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
We learned that Troy went to Yale, which has.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
To do this is all DejaVu, dude, Troy going to
Yale with Deja.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Okay ale jesus. I remembered with Deja.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
That I learned it from watching you made me laugh
so hard.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
That those of you who don't know there used to
be a public service announcement about drugs, right, and do
you remember that Donald and there was what was the
drug that the parents were doing?

Speaker 1 (25:47):
Weed? So the whole idea for the PSA is.

Speaker 2 (25:49):
When Donald and I were growing up, and it was
definitely at least in the Tri State area, and and
the and the parents were like where did you how?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Who taught you how to do this?

Speaker 2 (25:58):
He found like the kids weed?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
And the kid was like, I learned it from watching you?
You okay, from watching you?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Yeah, And it was like it's supposed to be a
PSA to parents, like, you know, don't smoke weed.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
In your gonna right, They're gonna smoke just like you.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Yeah, I'm sure you can find it on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
I learned from watching you. But even the monologue when
cock when you walk into the hospital and the beginning
of the show and he does the monologue, the rhythm
of it and you stepping in in between it and
for the punchline and then him going back into nevertheless
whatever it is, you know what I mean? That all
deja vou, like all of it, Like this whole I

(26:39):
think we.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Need to have an ask Bill here. I know it's
hard to track him down now that he's an Emmy winner,
but Bill Time, Bill, Now, Bill, we know your big
time and you're an Emmy winner now and probably won't
return our call. But why why did you do this
episode and just repeat all these jokes? Was the writer's
room so backed up that your idea was, what if

(27:01):
we did a dejevu episode and repeated all of our
greatest hit jokes.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
Well, it's not even the greatest hit jokes though, let's
keep it eye.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
There's there's some pretty darn good ones.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Some great ones actually, but some of them are ones
that people missed before. So it's like, you know, let's like,
obviously you didn't recognize it because you forgot about the
You thought this was all the first time these jokes
came through.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
All right, Well, Bill, what was the reason behind repeating
all these jokes in my Dejevu?

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Ask Bill?

Speaker 9 (27:28):
Okay, you know what you guys should uh ask Bill?
Hey Bill, how you feeling?

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Man? How you doing you lonely?

Speaker 9 (27:39):
Because if you did ask Bill that the answer would
be no, I'm good.

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Uh.

Speaker 9 (27:44):
Anyways, yeah, my deja vu. Here's a scope. It's really
hard to come up with all the stories we came
up with on Scrubs because one of the things all
these physicians and we try to be realistic, you know,
as a medical show. And one of the things all
the positions that we interviewed would often say is the
amazing thing is that you kind of sometimes see the

(28:06):
same things over and over and over and over. And
then we kind of got obsessed with you know, maybe
we could do the same medical stories with two patients,
you know, or with a patient and in the hospital,
but with different endings because sometimes people come in and
it goes differently, right, And also we were way behind,

(28:26):
and so this felt like a great idea to do
an episode quick because if it's called my deja Vu,
deja Vu, we all tell stories twice, we all tell
jokes twice. And the laziest thing we did in this
episode but was we did the janitor se story the
riddle line for line except for one change line for

(28:47):
line and shot for shot. Uh, do you know what
the one changes?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
We should ask Bill? Ask Bill? Hey?

Speaker 9 (28:57):
You know what you guys should ask Bill when you
ask Bill sometimes is you should ask Bill how he's feeling?
And you know, hey Bill, when we asked Bill, how
are you doing? You know what that Bill would say
that Bill would say, you know, I hide it. But
sometimes I'm not so great, so.

Speaker 1 (29:14):
Uh, I don't know. Anyways.

Speaker 9 (29:17):
The one different the difference in the longest ass Bill ever,
the one difference was the janitor changed where he went
to college. The first time we did it, I think
he said he went to Harvard, and the second time
he said he went to Yale. There's your trivia answer?

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Peace out?

Speaker 9 (29:35):
How are you guys doing?

Speaker 2 (29:37):
Seea thank you bill.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Carla says if she can't do things Turk can't do. Now,
did this happen to you? Is this a thing that
really happens to be I'm sure it does. I'm sure
it does. My wife didn't do that to me when
my wife was pregnant with our kids. Dude, I got
to get its fucked up. Like that was the best
part about it. Like, I was like, I'm gonna party tonight.
We're going out tonight. We're gonna go eat sushi. She

(30:00):
had you had a built in designated driver. Yeah. I
was like, we're going to get sushi. She's like, I
can't eat sushi. I was like, you could eat the
hot plates. And she was like, you're right, I can't
eat the hot plates. I do like the hot plates.
And we'd go and we'd eat sushi and I fucking
get bombed on sake and she'd fucking Now I have
a question.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
See, couples deal with this differently, and you're our only father,
So I guess listeners will be answering to their phones.
But I hear that like some some couples do this
like no, no, you have to do it with me,
you can't drink you anything.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
That's selfish. That's bullshit, that's bullshit.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
What about in the middle of the night when the
mom has to get up to breastfeed, and that's some
women make the father get up too to sit with her.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
That's that's cool, that's to be. I don't know about
get up and sit with them, but I do believe
that the if you have bottles and stuff like that
and you're doing it that way, the.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
But what about in the scenario where the baby just
needs to breastfeed, if you make the father expected.

Speaker 1 (31:01):
To just get up and that's not as selfish?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Man, Joell, do you have any do you any knowledge
of this that selfish?

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Yeah, because my dad.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
Was the only one who gave me to go back
to sleep, so he was up Like I'm almost like,
she doesn't go to sleep with me.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
So you just have to be up. That's a story.
That's a different story.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
But I would think if I totally, totally, I would
think that in my in my non child having had
some mothers, feel free to correct me, But like when
I want my partner to be asleep so that later
I could be asleep and they could be up, I
feel like we had to tag team a child anyway,
so I don't need us both being equally as exhausted.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Amanda and Nick, I think, did a version of that.
We're like Amanda would just let Nicks sleep and while
she would breastfeed, and then in the morning she'd be like,
you're taking the baby on a long ass walk and
I'm going to sleep. Yeah, And they had a little
situation like that.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Yeah, that's that's the right way to do it, especially Okay,
so actually, more than anything, communication is the right way
to do it. If you guys can come up with
a plan, it works. The fact that Karla just springs
this on Turk like no, this is the way is
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
A bet of your hand. That was funny though, But.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
That's I do that with my kids now, where my
kid will be like I'm drinking this, I'd be like,
you better not drink it, You better put that back
in the fridge. And he goes, I'm gonna open it,
and he'll open up. You better not sip it then,
and he'll sip that ship and it'll be and that's
when the hell breaks loose. Well yeah, and then and
then he sits there and then he'll stand there like,
I can't believe you just hit that out of my hand.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
What will it be with caffeine or something?

Speaker 1 (32:31):
No, like you know, So I made the mistake. Oh god,
these are the mistakes you make in life. I let them.
I let them taste sprite, and I let them taste
Canada dry ginger all probably Probablyah, but the sugar free

(32:51):
version is just as bad as the as the sugar version,
regardless of what is in it. It is not necessarily
a good thing for him to drink. But I made
the mistake one time. I'm saying, you want to like
me being I was literally I could feel the devil
coming out of my skin. You want to try this,
little boy? Do you want to try this little girl?

(33:12):
Knowing that the minute they tasted it, it would be
like I must have this forever and ever and over.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Why don't you just not have it in the house.

Speaker 1 (33:20):
We don't have it in the house, but anyway, so
but when it is in the house, he'll be like
and have some gingerrel. I'll be like no, and it'd
be like, look, my kid is the king of manipulation.
He's like, I'm just trying to have a conversation with you, dad,
Like we had the conversation. I said no. He's like,
that's not a conversation. That's you telling me no. That's
all that is. We're not talking about anything. You haven't

(33:41):
even heard what I'm asking for.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh my god, this is this is my son. This
is where has come from.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I have no clue. I have no clue. I think
kids are good.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
To just they know their parents are tired, right, and
they just know like if they keep it going, the
parent is just exhausted.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
They're like, I can't, I can't well up. It's fine,
that's what the that's what.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Don't you think kids play on that they know that
you're just always tired, so that you're just gonna be like, oh, fine,
have it.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
He's a little ass sometimes like he's a dummy. Sometimes
like one time he did that he right, and as
he's walking away with the prize, he goes and that's
what I And that's how it's done. I knew if
I just pressured her. He walks by and walks out
the room right with whatever the whatever, whatever it was,

(34:32):
whether it's a donut, soft drink, or whatever the fuck
it is. He's now exited and is about to go
and do what it is that he wanted to do.
And he lets out what the plan was, and when
me and my wife both look at each other, like,
what the fuck this motherfucker did, he's running that house

(34:53):
over there, he runs the.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
Show future ceo over here understands.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Yeah, and it's it's he just gets the art of
you say no, and he finds a way to make
it so that no was the wrong answer, you know
what I mean. It's like no, I said no, You're
not even having a conversation. I did have the conversation
with you. I said no, no, No, that's not even
where we're at yet. I haven't even explained to you

(35:20):
the scenario or what it is I'm trying to do.
What I'm trying to say is rock Oh. I said no,
And now you're interrupting me. Oh my, I wish you
just let me finish.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I'm not having kids.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, don't do it.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I would not survive the eighties.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
We need someone on this podcasts who promotes how great
having kids is, because this podcast is making me not
need them.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
You know, I'll tell you this now, but if they
sound exhausted. But then this weekend, I freake it. You
know it's it's true. But then this weekend we went
out and watched him play a soccer game against a
bunch of other kids, and they all like his team,
that the team that they were playing against was obviously
better than them, was better passing, all of that stuff.

(36:05):
But his team won by one point. It was a
penalty kick and Rocco kicked the penalty kick into the goal,
you know what I mean. And it was one nothing
and it was a hard for it game and they're,
you know, the the our goalkeeper. He blocked like hundred,
not hundreds, but like at least ten shots directly at him.

(36:28):
It was just an amazing game. One nothing.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Go congratulations team. I laughed at when you when I
when I get your coffee, I go, please have some
sort of nuts nut and it's hazel, Hazel.

Speaker 1 (36:44):
I only my one type of nut milk in my coffee, almond.
That's it.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
No, I think I was talking about the coffee blend itself.
It was hazel nut coffee.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
Do you like hazel nut? I do.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
I only like oat milk in terms of milk.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
You don't like?

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Why because I like the taste of of oats and
I think it makes a nice flavor.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
A lot of people are a lot of people are
allergic to oats.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Oh really, yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't have
real milk in my coffee anymore.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Library, library, strawberry, strawberry.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
These are all old jokes. Yes, I feel so, I
feel so.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
I will say this. What's the word Neil's Neil's spons
Neil's response to each one of Troy's uh buttons is different. Okay,
that's not DejaVu. Neil's not saying the same joke with him,
but the whole thing with the coin. We just watched
that earlier.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Okay, Well, let's talk about how floating head doctor and
and and how body kills Elliott?

Speaker 1 (37:56):
Yes, and then floating head doctor and body fight.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
And you'll fight yes, and body shot we should say.
By Linda Mendoza our director of the week.

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Dejavoo. Dejavoo written by who though Schwartz.

Speaker 2 (38:13):
I believe Mike Schwartz. Let me double check my notes. Yes,
Mike Schwartz and Linda Mendoza. We're gonna get a break
and we'll be right back after this.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
And we're bad. I wonder when is this the Christmas episode?
Are we near the Christmas episode for Fake Doctor's real friends?
Is this around the holidays?

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Yet?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Are we near the days? Well?

Speaker 2 (38:45):
I want to say that Cox finally comes around and
has a very heartfelt conversation with Elliott, and I thought
that was well done. And he's so mean to her.
I think she said, you've never shown me an ounce
of respect. And then he confesses to her that he
was indeed petrified to make a decision on his patient's

(39:08):
healthcare and he didn't want anyone to know. And he said,
I hope that in telling you this, you see that
I do indeed respect you.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
I thought that was well acted by them.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Both both of them. Yeah, Well, this episode, everyone else
is in peripheral. These two were actually center stage telling
uh the a story. And it's a great it's a
great it's a great fake out too, you know, like
you honestly believe that Cox is back and he's fine,
But in all honesty, he's still it's still in him,

(39:44):
and he still feels, you know, he still feels the guilt.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
I'm sure that happens to two real doctors when they
make a call that was wrong. I could imagine they
get in their head and and and and second guests themselves.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yet as well, if you're a good doctor, you push forward,
keep it moving.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
The World Spins madly On by the Weepies. It's a
beautiful song. The show ends to the Wheepies is a
great band.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
If you don't know, I'm gonna say, who are the Weepies?
Tell us about the Weepees.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Well, they are a couple, and they just have a
lot of beautiful music. Put them into your Spotify and
I guarantee you you will enjoy a lot of their music.
It's very like Chill Laurel Canyon vibes, couple harmonies. The
World spins madlyon.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
Troy might have killed somebody in confusion, Like it's a possibility,
like somebody confused him so much that he was like
kill him.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Troy. Troy seems to not get that the Janitor doesn't
really want me dead. He he likes to torture me
and he likes to ruin my life. But Troy keeps
having to be told that no, we're not we're not
going to kill JD.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
But he's and he's so eager to do it.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Right.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
I just feel like what would happen if troy muzzle
was taken off the Yeah, it's like, you know, I
used to have this cat and the cat would be
out all night. It was an outdoor cat and it
came in and out, but when it was out at night,
it would leave offerings of the animals it caught on
the back deck. It would leave a little rat, it

(41:22):
would leave a little bird. And that's kind of what
the that's what what what cats do for who they
perceived to be the leader of the pack.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
They was this your cat?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Yeah, it was our family cat. But in terms of
the cat mentality, they want to leave offerings to the
leader of the pack. And look what I caught for
for you, great leader.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Right, here's my contribution.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Right, here's what I did last night. And I thought,
what if Troy did that for Neil and killed me
and left me on, left me on the Janitor's back porch. God,
that would have been a good fantasy.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I'm no Superman. Man finale over done. I'm no Superman, and.

Speaker 2 (42:17):
It turns out I was not a Superman because I'm
dead right.

Speaker 1 (42:25):
I'm no Superman. Gonk. Series finale tonight a very special
episode of Scrubs. It's the series finale.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
See might need tattoo that I show you, guys.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Skull that's so cool. I really like it. Why don't
you get a skull? I got a skull because I
guess I gotta skull because I just like, Okay, I understand.
It's just I mean, it's a.

Speaker 2 (43:04):
Skull, I know, but it's not a scary skull.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
That's a skull.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
It's just a cute skull. All right, Joel, Let's bring
the collar and.

Speaker 8 (43:18):
You can talk to you know, like a Boa spoke
some maybe talk about the episode. So come on, let's
get the show.

Speaker 1 (43:31):
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for mar shit. I
know that face. Are you still married? The question is
are you still married?

Speaker 7 (43:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Is that Michelle?

Speaker 2 (43:55):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Joelle?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Christmases come early? Yes, Michelle. I'm worried that you're sitting alone.
Is that a bad sign?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
It is not.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
My husband had to go on a business trip. We
are still married a.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Business trips trip. Let's remind our listeners who have missed
the episode. Michelle, please interrupt me if I if I
summarize this in any incorrect way. Michelle went to her
husband and said that she would like to have sex

(44:31):
with his best friend. And his her husband said okay.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
He didn't say okay, He was like yes, yes, and
he was not allowed to be there.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
They would go off and do it at the friend's house.
And and they do it monthly, Michelle, every other week,
every other week, oh sorry, by monthly. Yes, And and
the friends still hangs out with the with the with
them at their house. They're all tight. And and at last,
at last check in, the husband had not yet been

(45:06):
given an opportunity to have the same sort of situation.
On her side of things, Mitchelle.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Did say it was all good if he did want
to do it. They just had to find the right person.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Right, Michelle, what is going on in this in this
wacky family?

Speaker 7 (45:22):
Well, I am sorry to tell you that it is
not very much of an update. Everything is still good.
He has not done anything, but he knows that he
has permission. We've discussed it at length, so I don't
know if he wants to, and I am not going

(45:43):
to pressure him into doing it, just so that it
feels okay for me.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Right, Whenever you return from your date with the friend,
does he ever ask questions like what did you guys do?

Speaker 1 (45:54):
What did you watch?

Speaker 3 (45:55):
What?

Speaker 6 (45:55):
What did you what was it?

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Does he have curiosity about it?

Speaker 7 (45:59):
He usually asked like, what would you watch? And we
do we watch? You know, a movie or a show
or you know, whatever it might be. He has never
really asked details about the other activities. Right, But you know,
I just say it was a good evening or you know,
we me and the friend obviously have conversations too, and

(46:21):
if something relevant comes up, we'll talk about that, not
even relationship wise, just or friends who talk about things
have similar interests.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
So I got a question, do you worry about forming
a deeper relationship.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
With good question?

Speaker 7 (46:41):
No, I mean, and that was my husband's One of
his concerns with this is like, yeah, understandably, you know,
my husband and I have been together for this Saturday
will be our eleventh wedding anniversary. We were Yeah, we've
been together for seventeen years. I'm I'm thirty three, so

(47:04):
I've been with him my entire adult life, so like,
there's nothing that can be deeper and more profound than
that connection that we have already.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yeah, you guys knew each other since junior high school,
you said.

Speaker 7 (47:17):
Since high school?

Speaker 1 (47:18):
High school?

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Okay, Yeah, I think I would be insecure about it.
And I've said this before, but on so many levels,
there's the what if he's better at sex or or
I'm not better at sex? But what if they have
a better sexual chemistry.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Than we do? But if it's bigger than mine?

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Of course, what if his geness is bigger and more
satisfying and girthier. What if you know, and of course,
as Donald put it, what if what if all of
a sudden they just hit it off and they have
this incredible emotional connection that's deeper than ours. That would
make me so nuts.

Speaker 7 (47:52):
Yeah, And I mean we've we've talked about that at length,
probably more so than a regular relationship, because we've brought
the us up. You know, that is not it's hard
to know because you're just getting little snippets of our lives.
But you know, when this first came up, my husband's
like ask those exact same questions. What if you know,

(48:14):
you fall madly in love and you run away with
him and I said, okay, let's play that out. He
would never the friend would never ever let that happen,
Like even if I'm like, oh my gosh, I love you,
like let's run away together. He doesn't want to deal
with my kids.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
But what if the friend Okay, I hear what you're saying.
But do you ever think I, when you're fully honest
with yourself, the friend might have very strong feelings for you.

Speaker 7 (48:41):
Yeah, and that that is valid?

Speaker 2 (48:44):
And we does he date, sorry, start Michl. Does he
date outside of this situation?

Speaker 7 (48:49):
He has not yet. He is on dating apps. He's
looking around. We talk about it, like sometimes when I
go over there, we'll look at the matches and I'll
help him like craft messages.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
And you won't be jealous when he is with somebody else.

Speaker 7 (49:02):
No, And we've had I check in with him, probably
annoyingly frequently and make sure like we're all good, like
whatever you want on that end, like you just have
to let me know, you know, I will do this
as long as everyone is comfortable and having a good time.
If you feel like you need more out of a relationship,

(49:22):
like an actual relationship where you can, you know, foster
something long term, get married, what have you.

Speaker 2 (49:30):
Yeah, just tell me yeah, because you don't want him,
especially if he's your friend, getting stuck in a situation
where he's like, all right, here's my conundrum. I love Michelle,
but she's never gonna be mine because we've established the parameters.
But I don't care. I'm obsessed with her. Maybe one
day she'll change her mind, So I'm not going to
go out and find my life partner. That that could happen, right, right,

(49:52):
And like I have.

Speaker 7 (49:53):
Told him that that please.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
I want.

Speaker 7 (49:58):
Ultimately, I want everyone in this situation to be happy
and whatever that takes. Like before we even started this,
before anything happened, when we had the initial discussion, like, hey,
would you be interested in this? I told him, and
we had this discussion that you know, our friendship comes first,
Like that was his main concern. He's like, I don't

(50:19):
want this to negatively impact our friendship. You know, the
three of us have been friends for a long time.
We lost touch for a few years, like right before
the pandemic, and then the pandemic kind of brought us
back into the fold, so that friendship bond is there.
We just have a little extra.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
I gotta tell you, Michelle, whatever it is, it's working
for you because you definitely look happy, you know what
I mean, even from when we saw you the first time.
It's like a complete glow up. I don't know if
it's the hair matching, the eyes, whatever it is, but
it's like a glow up so you seem happy. So whatever,
you guys, I know.

Speaker 2 (50:57):
But I'm but Donald, I'm fascinated by the fact that
Michelle is pulling off this balancing act.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
I know, well, she's juggling. She definitely is juggling, but
situation yeah man, yeah, man, it's like what do I
want tonight be for chicken? You know what I'm saying.
She's juggling it. It's nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
I saw Neil Brannan did a show, did a show
that I highly recommend you guys see at the Cherry
Lane Theater if you're in New York. It's incredible. But
he made some joke that was like, your wife wants
to have sex three or four times a week, just
not necessarily with you, and I thought that was funny.

(51:42):
And Michelle's living her best life like that. But but Joelle,
what are your thoughts on this? You're a very progressive woman.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
You yeah, what do you?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
I mean, how do I'm speechless? Do you have any
thoughts on this?

Speaker 5 (51:55):
What really impresses me is Michelle's ability to communicate.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
I feel like a lot of people when they be Pollyannory,
they think of like, oh, nice little sex partners.

Speaker 5 (52:03):
It's like fun and wild.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
But for my friends who are in polyamas relationships, the
most difficult part is like not got to juggle for
people's emotions and figure out how they all feel. Like
I'm a friend who dates couples, right, They're like, I
don't want to be in a committed relationship, but I'm
looking for like the feelings of love without having to
fall in love.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
And I mean when you're with a couple, like that's
really messy.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
You're like working with both of their needs and desires,
but also they come with their own like couple baggage,
and so it's hard, I think to have successful relationships
like this.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
I was gonna say the same thing, Joelle, like what
happens when he does find another relationship? But you guys
still keep your relationship going and the other person has
to has to find their way into this dance.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
Then we sell this whole fucking thing to Bravo. That's what.

Speaker 1 (52:51):
Zach, I promise you. This isn't new, this is this
happens all the time. No, I know, but it's new
to me.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I even Joelle using the proper lingo polyamor relationships, it's
new to me. I don't know. Michelle is the first
person I've ever spoken to who's doing this successfully so
and I'm sure a lot of our listeners all over
the world are are are are hearing about it for
the first time.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
I mean some and some are doing it successful.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
And some of them are listening while they're fucking their
their husband's best friend.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
They're fucking right now, being like it's like.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Us ayther way.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Sorry, this is a side note, Michelle, if you don't
mind my digression. Joel sent Donald and I a link
for someone who wants to advertise on our on our show.
And I don't want to say the product name because
I don't want to give them an ad before we decide,
but Joelle send the link to Daniel so he knows
what it is. It is a thing you put your
penis into and it blows. Is it blow air on it?

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Yeah, it's suction. It's suction and blowing. Yeah, it's like
it's pressure. It's air pressure. It's not a it's not a.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
If.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
It's not a fake vagina. We've silicon.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
It's actually made not a flesh women, it's men and women.

Speaker 2 (54:20):
No, No, it's for the falls Donald, I know, but.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
No, they're saying the same thing that they do. There's
a suction thing that they have for women now that
they can put on their glitterists. It's the same technology.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Okay, but Joel, I was shocked, a but that you
wanted us to advertise this on the podcast and be
that I don't have one at my home to try.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I was going to say, we should at least try these.

Speaker 2 (54:41):
Things, Joel, Joelle, I just want you know the product
like that, we have to test it to see.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
These things. I can't endorse searched.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
I can't endorse the dice and penis sucker until I've
tried it.

Speaker 1 (54:56):
The five thousand until.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
And send Danel one too, Joelle, did you see Daniel
there's a whole video. I was like, I went to
their website because I was obviously curious and I was like,
how are they going to do a demonstration video? They
clearly smartly smartly used animation, not real people.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
But it's just promote anything. Does it promote anything?

Speaker 3 (55:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Actually, their advert their ad campaign is that is would
you don't you ever wish you could have an orgasm
on the scale of a female orgasm? And this and
this product says that it will give the male the
explosive nature of joll.

Speaker 1 (55:38):
Why haven't we received product from We.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Are not listen, if you work for this company, we
are not advertising for you until we get samples.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
Yes for discussion.

Speaker 2 (55:56):
All right, I'm sorry, Michelle, I just had to bring
that up. To bring that up. Well, listen, the good
news is is that things are good and nothing bad
has happened, and you are living proof that people can
be in polyamorous relationships and be happy. And it doesn't
even have to be reciprocated in a sense that your
husband seems fine not having his own situation.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
I wonder if I wonder if his best friend. That's
the thing. I wonder if his best friend, when he
does find a relationship because he is actively looking, I
wonder if he introduces Have you guys talked about him
introducing his relationship into this.

Speaker 7 (56:39):
Uh, he hasn't gotten very far in that world.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
He's not going on dates right right, He's you know, made.

Speaker 7 (56:48):
Some matches and talked to a few people. But he
has told me he will be totally open with where
he is at in that process. And I am the
kind of person that if he starts going on dates,
I'm going to ask him where do you you know,
do you want to introduce this? Like do you want
to just you know, cut this off.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
For a while, or you also want to make sure
you're safe because if he's out there having sex with
Rando's yes. But also, I mean another thing that's let's
the state that's obvious is he's having his sexual needs met.
So that hunger to go out and search for a
mate is probably lessons because he knows, he knows bi monthly.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
He's like, not this week, but next week.

Speaker 7 (57:39):
And I I when he told me he had downloaded
these dating apps, I'm like, do you, like, do you
want me to stop? Like do you want to stop
this and you know, just start clean? And he his
response was that it feels good to have that self
confidence of being active in.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
He was like, he was like what you're talking about. Stop?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
I love his very diplomatic answer. No, I don't feel
that that would be the best prescription. You want to
stop what we do it?

Speaker 1 (58:11):
Wait? Hold on, now, you want to stop the I
was bullshit when I said I was looking at the apps.
I was serious. All right, Well, I imagine we just
came on for for a catch.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Us up right.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
You don't lets you have any questions?

Speaker 2 (58:29):
No, she can't have any questions. This woman's life is
all figured out, she's got it all going.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Do you have a fixed your life? I don't.

Speaker 7 (58:38):
I just want to clarify one thing. We don't. We
haven't labeled this like we are just living this life.
But I think the term open marriage is probably more
appropriate than polyamory.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
Okay, okay, so I don't know. We just go by Joel.
She's our term.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
We were very to ask so listeners.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
Listeners who are also learning there's a difference between polyamory
and just open open marriage.

Speaker 7 (59:10):
Right, and uh, I will say people on the internet
are not very nice. I don't know if you know.

Speaker 1 (59:15):
You know what you know what, but you're but don't
let wait, they didn't they didn't come and find you, did.

Speaker 7 (59:21):
They from no one has come and find found me.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
But I we're using an alias for you, aren't you?

Speaker 2 (59:26):
Are we okay? Good?

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:28):
I thought you were implying for a second that people
had found you from our show and were being unkind.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
I didn't like you know what, How did you mean it?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
How did you like?

Speaker 7 (59:36):
In a comments section from when the original episode posted, I.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Well, you need to learn now that you're in there,
now that you're in the pretend public eye, you need
to know to never read a comment section about yourself.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Every everybody. Everybody has an opinion, man, everybody has You
know what, if you're easy to pass to cast judgment too,
it seems like you know what I mean. And if you're.

Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Happy and and and and and everyone's being honest, then
it's nobody else's business.

Speaker 1 (01:00:12):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
It's like Donald and Casey and I we're talking about
doing that stuff. Fuck up, we are experience. It's in discussions.
It's in discussions. Joel's face.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
All right, Michelle, thank you for coming on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
We always appreciate you educating us, really, and you're educating
our audience in in uh in new ways of being
for people that are out there. You're not just limited
to the stuff your parents grew up with. You can
do whatever the heck you want.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
Michelle. We have two favorite callers that call in. You
are one of them and the other one Penis. Doctor. Yeah,
we need.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
You know what I want to have, Joelle, if you
could coordinate this, I'd like to have the the device
that lows on your peenie. Yes, that's Donald and I
and then I and then I'd like to have doctor
Penis come on and tell me why I'm now having
a female organism.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
All right, guys, that's our show.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
It was a short recap because, as Donald explained to me,
they're all recycled jokes. We love you all very much, Michelle,
thanks for coming on and thanks.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
For coming back on. Tell your guys. When we said
what's up? Tell your husband, we said hello, and tell
his best friend. We said what's up? Everybody? We said hello,
and we love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
Show made about a bunch of.

Speaker 5 (01:01:45):
The story.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Nephew here, sweet

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
E.