Get It to Dutch: A Screenwriter’s Journey

Get It to Dutch: A Screenwriter’s Journey

Have you ever dreamed of writing the next Hollywood blockbuster, but don’t know where to start? Listen as three desperate screenwriters (Cook County Social Club) meet each week to read from a new, original screenplay and swap tales from the trenches of Tinseltown. All with the goal of pitching the best script to legendary producer Dutch Huxley! As one lead after another falls apart, we wonder whether their Hollywood dreams, and their friendship, will survive this journey. Special guests include Tim Robinson (I Think You Should Leave), Rob Heubel (Childrens Hospital), Lily Sullivan (Comedy Bang! Bang!), Jaime Moyer (Bob’s Burgers), and Weird Al Yankovic. - Performed by: Greg Hess, Brendan Jennings & Mark Raterman - Written And Executive Produced by: Greg Hess, Brendan Jennings, Andy Miara & Mark Raterman - Director: Andy Miara - Editor: Hannah Parsons - Original Music: Zach Marsh - Executive Producer: Jonathan Stern - A production of Honorable Mention and Abominable Pictures

Episodes

July 18, 2024 34 mins

It’s all on the line in the season finale as the guys pitch to a big time executive who could make all their dreams come true. 

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Mark’s landlord joins the group to argue his points as the guys read an homage to Wes Anderson and try to get to the bottom of Mark’s marital history. 

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Greg literally sells out Mark to get signed by CAA. Meanwhile, the guys seek legal advice from their lawyer.

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The guys score a general meeting at Hollywood’s most unexpected new studio.

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June 20, 2024 33 mins

Tensions between the guys rise as Brendan brings in a revenge horror script that gets a little too personal.

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90’s blockbuster icon Dolph Maddux drops by Mark’s apartment to hear about their latest idea— a gritty action movie to reinvigorate his career. 

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Greg and Brendan leave the podcast for greener pastures while Mark tries to get out of his own way with his “can’t miss” script. 

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Brendan reinvents himself for his big Hollywood break. The guys read a horrifying kids’ sports movie.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ...

Mark as Played
May 23, 2024 33 mins

Mark’s pent up sexual energy has the guys on edge. But his steamy erotic thriller blows their tops.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                ...

Mark as Played
May 16, 2024 37 mins

Greg anoints himself the voice of his generation and writes his “Garden State.”                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           

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Mark as Played

The boys get devastating news and are forced to pivot. Greg unearths an old script that Mark wrote for Adam Sandler in the 90’s, much to Mark’s chagrin.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ...

Mark as Played

After meeting in a three car pile up, screenwriters Mark, Greg, and Brendan meet to write an epic fantasy movie for iconic Hollywood producer, Dutch Huxley.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       ...

Mark as Played

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