December 22, 2022 • 61 mins
Comedian/actor Mary Lynn Rajskub has at last returned to watch her episode of "Celebrity Ghost Stories" with Roz live on the pod, PLUS she shares a recent story about her mother saying hi from the other side, and we meet a haunted eBay clown doll named Cheesers!
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Speaker 1 (00:07):
What's that at the foot of my bed.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's spooky. I'm joky.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Wait a minute, Hey, I go said.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I loss mondays.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Please, hey boo, it's me Roz and welcome to the
number eight best comedy podcast of twenty twenty two according
to Vulture. That's major. I'm very proud of that. We
made it on a list. You better believe I was
(00:47):
checking it twice. Turns out the podcast is a hit.
We're the number eight best comedy podcast of twenty twenty two.
Thank you Vulture so much for that honor. Thank you guys,
everyone that listens. Thank you Starburns Audio, Thank you everyone
that's a guest. Oh I'm so excited. And I will
(01:09):
promise you right now. This is a promise. You can
hold me to this. Twenty twenty three, it's going to
be the biggest year of Ghosted yet. I promise you
it's going to be major. I've got such a fun
guest today. This is truly a really, really, really fun
episode with mary Lynn Rice cub But first I've got
(01:33):
a little bit of haunted housekeeping to do.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's good, huh, haunted housekeeping.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
So Okay, first order of business, I'm so sorry there
will not be an episode next week. It's that weird
week and between Christmas and New Year's We'll be back
the following week, starting off twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Right, So there's that.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The next thing I have to say is I am
going to be taking a hiatus. I'll call it from
my Patreon patreon dot com slash ras dress Fales link
in the description. Uh So, I will not be uh
doing it for at least a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm not sure what the plan is.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I just have got a ton of stuff going on
on my calendar that's already started, and then right at
the beginning of the year, I'm just gonna not be
able to.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Keep up with it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
However, if you still want to support it, that's lovely.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'd so appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But also you don't have to no presh, but if
you wanted to join at some point, I know people
in the future, I'm talking to you in the future,
a new listener of Ghosted Off in the Distant future
if you want. If you hear about this Patreon here,
there's so much about it in these intros of the podcast.
I'm gonna keep all that up so you could you
(03:06):
can still access it. There's a couple of years worth
of content of full length episodes of me by myself.
There's bonus clips, there's videos from my life, There's all
kinds of shit.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's fun. I had a great time with it.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Hopefully I'll be coming back to it soon enough, but
until then, it's sort of like a streaming platform of
just all kinds of stuff that you could find there
if you wanted to check it out. But there won't
be any new content until I'm not short yet, and
that'll start January first.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, got that out of the way.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
This week, I am joined by mary Lynn Rice cub
who truly one of my favorite comedians.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
She cracks me up. Brilliant comedian actor.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
A lot of people know her from starring as Chloe
on twenty four for a.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Lot of seasons.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I mean, this woman is a celebrity, so much of
a celebrity. She's been on Celebrity ghost Stories. She was
the sixth ever episode of this podcast a long time ago,
and we talked about her Celebrity ghost Stories.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
In the moment while recording with her.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You will hear in a second I had this brilliant idea,
I must say, to pull up her Celebrity ghost Story
and watch it with her. So we'll be doing that,
and I'll also check out her book that came out
this past year.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It is called Famish Colon My Life at the Edge
of Stardom. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Here's me talking once again to mary Lynn Riis Cobb
on with the show. Hello everyone, I am joined for
her second visits mary Lynn Ryde's.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Cub Hello, how are you so good?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm so happy to see.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's good to be in beautiful Burbank in the holidays,
during the holidays.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Don't doos us, don't let everyone know we're in.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Cut that out. It's good to be Hollywood adjacent, Hollywood
have Jason, It's good to be.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's going to be out of the house.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Dally Ish, It's good to be out of the house. Yeah,
it's going to be on the street, you know, Yeah,
on the streets.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I the mean streets of Burbank.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I tried to get away from the Burbank, and you
brought it back. Bur Bank is a big place ever
find with a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Of TV shows happening right now. Last time I saw you,
no it's something less. Last time I was with you
in a one on one situation, we went to a
diner and I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I was trying to think why I was in the
scenario I was in.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
So we did a show together and then I it
was Omicron was happening.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It was like that weird wave.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And we did a show, and so we had masks
on and then we would take them off to do
stand up and I had on lipstick for when I
would do my stand up set.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
So I had my mask.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I kept putting it on and off and on and
off because I was hosting. And by the time we
got to the diner, I had lipstick all over my face.
And I wasn't just gonna be with television's marilynd Rice cub.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, you were not having it.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
In a diner with lipstick all over my situation. So
I literally kept my mask on and ate like curly fries,
like lifting my mask out and sticking.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Asked for the partition that if they can bring it
so I could pretend like you were my priest, and
I was confessing to you, you know, and that you
could eat your fries freely. But that was not We.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Were in publish. We were we were in actual Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You know, I'm more of a renegade. I felt for
you and your situation. I think I just was, you know,
wiping lipstick on everything and shoving fries everywhere. That was
my and I remember when I went in there, I
was like f masks and started that fire. I did, like,
(07:28):
how my look, my son is very well behaved. But
I'm gonna throw thirteen around thirteen year old twelve thirteen,
fourteen year olds under the bus. He actually is moving
into becoming like a young man. But if we go
out to eat with by the end of the meal,
they're doing the uh, pouring stuff in a glass of water, sugar,
you know, like putting the You gotta you gotta keep
(07:49):
them moving. That's how I was at Norms, just shutting
the place down. Yeah, it's like up, time for the
boys to go. They're gonna start stuff together on the table.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Tell me about ghosts. Ghosts have you had Have you
seen a ghost lately? Because you were last time you
were here was you were here early in the pod.
It's probably been three four years.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
This is crazy that it's been that long. I feel
like it was yesterday. You've been potting all time. You've
been potting this whole time, you've been ghosting pretty much. Well,
I have a big ghost story.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Well because you did tell the one that you told
on Celebrity ghost Stories. Yes, you told that one on
this podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yes, and what a great show.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I want to say you were the first person ever
from Celebrity Ghost Stories to be on the show, which
is major for me because that's my favorite TV show
of all time, Celebrity ghost Stories. I have reached out
to every single person that's ever been on that show.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Have you really Yeah, and have you gotten any I've.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Had about Oh, that's but it was mainly because there
were people I knew.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
But that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, a lot of them were like I already told
my story or whatever, like I don't want to be
known for that.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
AKA. I feel like some of them made it up.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
They made it up and they didn't want me to
ask questions. But or they just didn't want to be
on I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
But either way, ghost stories are tricky because I think
there can be a lot of You have to build
it up. You can't just be like I was laying
in bed and I got suffocated by a ghost.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That's most stories that literally.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
People will ask me like, what's your scariest thing, and
it's like, well, the scariest things are like one time
I was at a hearted place and something brush past me.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's the full story.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Right, It's not a great beginning, middle, and end.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
That would be the quickest celebrity ghost story ever. Yes, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, it's sort of is I wonder the made up
versus mostly embellished?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I love the production on that show too. It's got
the single light bulb and the sound effect and the
scratchy the reenactments. Do you they just embraced that whole
genre and said we're gonna dig into this and we're
going to give you what you want.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I feel like I asked you this probably at the time,
because I ask everyone in celebrity ghost stories, but do
you like, do you remember being re enacted?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Like do you remember watching it and seeing Oh god, no,
you don't know?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like watching it back?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, I have you got to see who you're saying
to you.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I want you to watch it and go wait a second,
it might be streaming something.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Joint your life. I need to turn over a new
leaf and start watching my own reenactments.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Have you ever reenacted other times?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well? No, but I'm using that as a blanket. I
don't watch things I've been in. I'm that person. No,
I totally ninety percent of the time. It's like I'm
down here doing the work. I don't go back. I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Part of why it's fun is because it's kind of
not you, like it is you.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
But it's not you.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's on Discovery. Plus I pay for that every month.
Give me a second. This is gonna be this is
ghosted history because the people that listen to the show
know that that's my favorite TV show.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So you were on season you can.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Still easily find it. Okay, get over here, pretend we're
at norms. Get closer.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We have set up all the tech to watch Mary
Lynn Rusco reacting to herself being reenacted on Celebrity ghost
So this is a celebrity reenacting to a reenactment on
Celebrity Ghost Stories.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yes, how about that?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Don't know, I'm okay paralyzed with.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I mean, this is so good, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
My self. This aura of terrible green, these people are,
this is exactly what we're talking about. It's a brush
against the arm, but then they make it into a whole.
They're producing a horror film for each.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Was coming closer towards you, like it was moving. It
was tightening around me.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Where are you.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Headbag music?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, I think you're first. I think that's what's going on.
Celebrity ghost stories? How have you watched this? But you've
made made me.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Feel like spirits or entities are real, whether or not
we see them.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh Maryland rast Cup is best known for a portrayal
as Chloe O'Brien on the hit television show.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
While performing on.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Stage early in her career, Marilyn had two special audience members,
one who could help on her career and another she
feared destroy. Was in my twenties and I was finishing
my art school in San Francisco and moved to Los
Angeles to do live comedy shows. And I decided to
(13:14):
book a run to do a one woman show at
this really small theater in Santa Monica. It's no longer
there anymore. What it's called the Powerhouse. It was a
real funky, really interesting that definitely went with my style
(13:35):
of performing funky. It was definitely a big leap for me.
To do one woman could oh, look at that app
Right in the middle of the run her hair, there
was a party that Ben Stiller was going to come
to the show that night. They were going to look
(13:58):
at her dad. That shook me a little bit. I
had that scene suddenly I was not so sure of
She definitely looks like someone that would be in my
acting class.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
To me.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Doing I hope.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I take the stage and I can see my hand shaking,
you can feel my heart beating. So I'm trying to
hit my mark, deliver the first line of the show,
and settle into the performance. But something happens, you can
tell by the music. So that was their close up
(14:39):
nervous eyes close up. Right in the center of the theater.
About halfway back, there was an empty seat, and I
looked through the audience and I see Ben Steellers there.
So I get that spike of adrenaline and I'm nervous.
(15:03):
But then I, you know, I relaxed, and I go, okay,
you know, I got this. Look at there's a little
white picket fence.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's interesting. People are liking, Wait, what was the punchline?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
You quote unquote said I woke up this morning and
then they didn't let us hear the punchline, and everyone started.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Laughing, and they did no zero punch finish it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
What was the line?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I woke up this morning and I slipped on a
banana peel. You guys, another rubber chicken. Oh good, fing
worries and feeling pretty good.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Has that been still her? I think it's supposed to
be stiller.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh, look at her hamming it up.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I try, you guys, I'm going to be a star.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Oh they did this time. When I scanned the crowd,
there was a woman sitting there in a seat that
was empty a couple of minutes previously, with frizzy hair
and kind of a seventies blouse. She was prettier in
the hair, and her presence was very and the eyes
were like empty eye sockets jarring. And this woman is
(16:15):
sitting there, stoic, staring straight ahead. She's not laughing because
she's story. I kept trying to look away, but my
eyes kept looking back to her. Oh this is so good.
And then all of a sudden she might use it
(16:36):
on stage. She's given her best and yeah effect or glowing.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I just kind of froze and stared at her and
these freaky eye sockets. We're looking back at me, staring
boring holes into me. They spent more on the sound
design of the did a glowing eye your sound away? Everything?
I scanned back across where she was. Yep, and she's gone.
(17:11):
That's how it happened. That is how it absoletely vanished.
And the real ghost. It was large eye sockets that
were uh like a white light, like an amber white light,
too bright for natural. And then the hair was longer
and it's frizzy like that and backlit.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
They did a good My biggest fear is like performing
and seeing a ghost on stage. And that was real,
So okay, we don't have to watch the whole thing.
Did you ever talk to Ben Stiller and ask him
if he saw that lady with the frizzy hair and
the glowy eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I did not get him on the phone.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Let me get let me, let me let me get
him on the Do.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You remember in what year was this? Nineteen nineties?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It'd be so great if I had somebody that I knew.
I'm not even imagining that I could get Ben on
the phone, But if I had somebody, whould do a
Ben Stiller and pression that I could call right now.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Well this so when I watched this, it was like
a full house. Do you remember it being like super packed?
It was so there was one seat. See now, that's
strange that there would be an empty seat, and it's like,
do you think that when they were seating people, people
were like, oh, someone's already sitting there, Like you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
That is strange.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm trying to remember Gloe is like sitting there.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I don't know if my memory because it's maybe it
was peppered with single seats or there was a couple
of rows in the back. I do remember it was
like at least three quarters full.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Woman, But you're right, why why or was she sitting
on someone and you couldn't see.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
The other person?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
The ghosts.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Okay, well, thank you for humoring me and doing this.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
This is the most fun I've ever had. I've never
watched my favorite TV show with one of the stars
of my favorite TV show.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It it's exciting. And it was an old theater. It
was an old building and I do think I say
this in there it was I think it was an
electric powerhouse.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
So it was like an uh yeah, because it's called
the Powerhouse.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, it was like an electrical in Santa Monica.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
The Powerhouse in Santa Monica.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I think it's long gone though. The Powerhouse Theater in
Santa Monica used to be uh.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
It was known for being haunted by Frizzy Franny, the
glow Wide Goat Ghoule of Santa Monica.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Frizzy Franny. Frizzy Franny.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Am I related to Frizzy Fanny? Is it a family
family friend? My family friend, Frizzy Franny.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Okay, now, before we jumped into this, you said that
you have a really great ghost was it?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Were you talking about this? Were you talking about No,
I have.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
A new ghost story. But what it's about it couldn't
be farther away from because it is a real It's
about my dead mother who just passed away last April.
So it's coming. It's a little over a half a year. Okay,
(20:17):
you ready, I want to share.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah. So, first of all, sorry for your loss.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Thank you very much. So in Michigan where I'm from, right,
I'm from south of Detroit, Trenton, Michigan, suburbs of Detroit.
I grew up my whole childhood in that house. So
I was downstairs with my sister the day after the funeral.
(20:42):
There wasn't a showing she was cremated. Whatever. We don't
need to get too sad. But the funny thing at
the funeral that you, you know, we've lived in that
place our whole life. So everybody comes and you're it's
weirdly energizing because you're seeing all these people that are
taught talking to you about your mom and stuff like that.
I remember at one point I was like, Oh, I
(21:04):
should tell where's Mom. I gotta tell her that. I
was like, oh, she's not here. Uh so that, and
then there's other lady. She was talking to me about
for like twenty minutes about my mom. And you're sort
of an open wound, so whenever anyone approaches you, you
just are listening to them. Your cat captive. She's telling
me about where her cat likes to lay in the sun,
(21:26):
the different spots in the house.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
How much these people see you too, Like do you
go back often?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Not really. I mean there's some people that I for
sure knew. There was a good percentage of people, you know,
my old swim coach or like the lady that used
to work with my mom, who I hadn't seen in years,
who for sure I would know. So it's a weird
mixture of completely familiar maybe I haven't seen in years.
There was even more that happens in La. There were
several people who did the thing of like, do you
(21:52):
remember me? It's like don't.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, I'm at my mom's.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Can you just can you just introduce yourself straight away?
How about that? Don't don't quiz me right now and
then give me the guilt trip. So this lady in particular,
she's telling me about her how she makes homemade wine,
and in that moment, I was like, oh okay. And
then right before we stop talking, she goes, oh, I'm
(22:18):
going to send you some. Right before we stop talking,
she grabbed my arms. She looked into my eyes and
she goes, you know, I've never liked Hollywood. And that
was geared towards me because I'm from Hollywood, you guys,
I'm a professional actress. I've never liked Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I looked at her and I said, that's good, because
you're not good looking enough to be in it. That's good, right.
Okay I did not say that, but she did say
that to me. That was my fantasy of what I
wished I could have said, you know, I just listened
(22:54):
and was like, yeah, okay. So then apparently she talked
to my sister about homemade wine too. My sister was
at another part of.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
The room and really trying to get the word out,
and it was.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Her gift to us to give us this homemade wine.
So we get home and my sister and I wasn't
a lot of alcohol in the house. People had brought
like a really cheap wine over and we and then
she she we found her care package. We go, oh,
my gosh, she left it by the back. It was
it was like six different bottles of wine, each with
(23:25):
like very lofty names, and uh, we go. I had
had the bottle opener earlier because I had the day
before opened a bad bottle of wine poured it down
the drain, and so we already kind of had a
joke of are we going to find a good bottle
of wine? Oh, we have this homemade wine, like, let's
and I go to where I left the bottle opener
(23:48):
just like it was actually within five minutes, I had
used the bottle opener and I left it there and
I looked and it was not there. Now, this was before,
don't you know. You're thinking, Oh, you just got drunk
and you lost the We hadn't had anything to drink yet. Yeah,
And I in my mind I knew where I set
it down, and it was gone. And then I got
(24:10):
my sister over and we're looking for it, and there
was a little junk drawer, and I said, did I
throw it back where I got it? No? No, no,
And then we're both looking for it, and then we
finally see it in the drawer, tucked in the corner,
lined up perfectly with another object on top of it,
so it wouldn't so it wouldn't even be where if
(24:31):
I just threw it in the drawer, I wouldn't place
it there and then place another object. So it was
already like a joke. And we all know ghosts love
stacking things. Sure you know that's the sign of a
ghost when that stacked up. So my sister and I
looked for it for a really long time, and we
were looking in other places. We didn't know where it was.
And then after a long while, having looked in that
(24:54):
drawer like four or five times, it was there, hidden,
stacked up, lined up in a very What was on it.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
What was the object?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It was like a little pad of paper or something.
It was a junk drawer, so it was just something.
But the way it was lined up is like that
would never You wouldn't do that if you went to
put something away, that would be a really weird way.
So we were so we just thought, that's she's telling
us drink that freaking homemade wine. And we did drink
the homemade wine and it was the worst. Each one
(25:27):
was worse than the next. We tried every bottle, and
she gave them all these names, like, uh, you know,
the a Cabernet south of France, Like she made up
all these things and it's.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Like south of Detroit.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
South of Detroit. But they each it was a foul
smell and then one would have like a little bit
of orange, you know what I mean. So I'd be like,
this one is fruity and light and this one has
a heavy body and it tasted like a petroleum bathtub wine. Yeah,
(26:01):
and I feel like she had us. She took us
for a ride, that lady, and my mom was trying
to warn us.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
So do you feel it was definitely your mom?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, I guess, I mean because it wasn't a haunted house, right,
It's just a one time.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It was just a one time, and I think that
was her. Yeah, it was really sweet. I think that
was her energy, kind of messing with us and being like,
I'm here, I'm here with you, just to let you
guys know, I'm hanging out with you right now, because
we were also crying laughing at not being able to
find it. So it was it's a sweet moment. I
don't know why I act like it was gonna be
a heavy story. It's actually very sweet, but I guess
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because I haven't talked about it, and it's weird and
it's such a small moment. But it's like we're saying
the brush against the arm, like it's such a weird
little moment that I haven't said that. It's not. It's
not heavy. It's just one of those things that happened.
And yeah, we were crying, laughing, and each we kept
in earnest. We kept trying that wine, and it was
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there's a reason why people don't make their own wine.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
No, it seems incredibly complicated.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Maybe you could believe I made my own beer, but
I can't believe. I stood there and listened to this woman,
talk to me about her cat, talk to me about
her homemade wine. In the moment, going hmmmm, like tell
me more about the process, not realizing until later like
f you you can't make your own wine? Who do
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you think you are? Can we you?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
You a ghost story?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Please, I've got a ghost story for you. From a
listener of the show named Ashley. Hey, Ashley, okay. Ashley
sends me an email ghosted by ras at gmail dot com.
Ashley writes, this story isn't as spooky, but I thought
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I would throw it in as a warm up.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I was staying over at my aunt's house. We were
in her basement watching movies and we fell asleep. I
woke up in the middle of the night on the
couch and as I went to turn over, my aunt's
cat jumped on me. The spooky thing is her cat
just passed away, not that long ago.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Dun dunoo.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
She also writes, I used to live in an old
ass house with my dad. It was creepy a f
it came with a dirt basement. I refused to go
down there. The basement gave me a bad vibe. One day,
my friend dropped me off after a day of shopping,
she asked to use the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I said, of course.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
She went to use the bathroom and I dropped off
my shopping bags in my room. It was just us
two in the house. As I was leaving my room,
I see someone walk by me out of the corner
of my eye. I assumed it was my friends. I
turned the corner and my friend was coming out of
the bathroom. I screamed. My friend scared the crap out
of me because I swear I saw her in the corner.
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My eye going the other direction and it wasn't my friend.
Then who did I see?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Okay, this is the last one still from Ashley.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Wait what did they have to do with the basement?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Just because the basements it's just to the houses. Now
this story is still in that creepy ass house.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
This next one with the dirt basement. It was around midnight.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Please let a killing happen in the basement.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
This one really creeps me out.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh she's building this is the best one.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, it was around midnight. I was home alone. My
dad worked nights. As I turned everything off, I got
in my bed to go to sleep. My eyes were closed,
my hair was kind of half in my face. I'm
thinking of I'm literally thinking of the re enactment as
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I'm like reading those you're producing the show.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I am god. I want to be a producer of
celebrity ghost stories.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
So about the hair on my face didn't bug me,
but I must have bugged the ghost.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The next thing I know, someone was moving my hair
behind my ears. Oh no, I jumped out of bed
so fast and turn on the light. No one was there.
Of course I slept with the lights on that night.
That is scary. Yeah, I don't want a ghost like
taking my touching my hair.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh I hate an intimate ghost. I mean that could
be like a sensual ghost.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I've been thinking lately, like hair is so gross, Like
just the concept. It's like, Yeah, I grew this out
of my head. You want to run your fingers through it.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, I grew this out of my head. You want
to have a whole industry based around it, products to
put in it?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
You want this grew this out of my head? You
want me to make a locket and give it to you.
Like that's so gross. It's literally like a thing that
came out of us.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Now that I think about it, I wish a ghost
would be sensual with me. You know, I wish I
had a nighttime ghost that just visited me every night.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I might have one for you.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Actually, really, we do a little segment here where I
like to go to eBay and look for ghosts that
are currently for sale.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Ghosts for sale.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
People sell haunted dolls and haunted objects. I'm seeing in
your eyes that you're going I was kidding, but I
don't actually want one.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I kind of do.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Okay, Well, I'm just one.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Blown away by this category that exists on the internet.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I picked one for you today.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
You did.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I'm curious if you're interested, maybe a Christmas gift?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
This right here is Cheesers.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Is this my new boyfriend? Cheesers.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Cheesers is a clown doll?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Now, what I appreciate about Cheesers' profile is that Cheesers
is giving you poses.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Honey.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
There are pictures in all different poses. This is showing
you a little bit of personality in this picture.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Poses are I mean, they're all terrible and oh god.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I like this one. This one.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
I don't know if you know this reference. It's very
like a chorus line dead.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah that move, yes, but pointed jazz since hands are out,
the poses do soften the god.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I take it back. I take it back on the toes.
That's a d answer for you.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
The fact that Cheesers is in the corner with one
hand behind and one hand in front and the toe point.
It's almost like I'm going to distract you with my
jazzy moves. But I'm creepy and my eyes are hollow,
and my mouth is open and my tongue is out
a little bit, and I'm going to get you from
this corner. Cheesers. He's gonna get me with that little
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ghost tongue.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Cheesers comes with a biography. Okay, Currently Cheesers is there's
a bidding war.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Don't be reading.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Cheesers is currently going for one hundred and two dollars
and fifty says, what.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
A world where there can be a bidding?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
More on twenty five?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
What a world we live in?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Twenty five bids on cheeser Cheezers, sorry plural, It's not
just one cheeser, this is many cheesers.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Here's the biography that comes with Cheesers.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Real quick before you get in the big Yeah, how
big does cheesers look? I'm my guess is doll size.
But do you think it's smaller or bigger than a
regular doll size?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Oh, because that's kind of Poultergeist right like yeah, big,
Wait a second, it's.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Not like sex doll size. I bet it's. It looks
regular doll size.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
So there's I want to picture his size before I hear.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
More hours Right now, it says twenty inches in length.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh, okay, just a little doll size. I'll take the
twenty cheesers.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Okay, so let me read you with cheesers. What it
says about cheesers. This is not novelty or any sort
of a toy.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
No, it is not to be left around elderly folks, pets,
or kids.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
We believe this demon is responsible for eating a whole iguana.
One iguana disappeared from out of my terrarium. Ever since
we got this doll, we agreed to try it out
for a kick and a few laps. We invited some
people over last Halloween. We put the doll on the
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table while we tried to communicate with it through a
spirit board. This is how we figured out that the
spirit or entity goes by the name Cheesers, or that's
what it wants to be called. There were eleven of
us in are. After twenty more minutes of talking to Cheesers,
there were only three of us left. Two of the
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girls began screaming and said it felt like their legs
were on fire. They both jumped up, screaming and ran out,
slapping their thighs violently. One of them busted my lamp.
Then another lamp fell over. After it had been quiet
for a couple of minutes. When we asked Cheesers to
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tell us where he came from, the word hell was
communicated through the board, But shortly after we all noticed
the word hell it also it also appeared on my
friend's drinking glass. It was like it was written in
the condensation. This scared the rest of them away and
basically ended the session. The remaining three of us have
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continued to monitor Cheesers with various equipment. Okay says, only
yesterday I noticed that Cheesers moved on his own.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
There's a bunch of stuff here.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
We give him offerings like raisins, peaches, and slices of pineapple.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
He's a demon from hell. You think you're gonna make
him offering and change his mind?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
That's really, he doesn't like fruit. He wants iguanas.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
He wants feed him iguanas. Well.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
There's one last thing here. It says one of the
iguanas is missing. Don't really know what to say about that.
We looked everywhere, even outside. We don't know for sure,
but I got a feeling that the iguana was eaten
by this doll. Demons love reptiles ever since time in Memoriam.
I don't know what that means. It's something you and
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I would never understand, maybe until we tried it.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Be real careful. This is for real demon collectors only.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
So as far as I know, you're not a demon collector,
so maybe this is not the one for you.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Do you have any iguanas?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I mean, so many questions. I could get iguanas to
keep cheesers happy, right, you know? Do I want to
have a little hellish figure around and feel like my
leg is burning? It sounds like drama, bit of drama.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
It sounds like drama, A bit of an intang you know.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
And why? I mean, why would anyone want to have
cheesers from hell?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I can tell you currently twenty five people.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
They want to give cheesers a world. They say we
got to handle on this cheesers.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
They go, we got a couple of iguanas run.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
We want a bit of hell in our lives.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You know, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
I saw a documentary not the onlygoing YouTube about I
think it was in Florida, like an area where there's
way too many iguanas and people like hunt them, which
made me sad.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
But whatever, let cheesers have his way take cheesers.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
The state of California of Florida should just purchase cheesers
as an official, like state employee. I want to listen
to some ghost voices with you, yes, please, and you
can't look okay because this is a game.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
She no, don't cheat.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
It's hard for ev.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Or ev please. Do you remember what the term EVP means?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Electronic voice two for three.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Think of a P but not sounding like a pah.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Random electronic voice voice phantoms that would actually be good.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
It's phenomenal phenomena.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Okay, So what I do is I go to YouTube
and I find electronic voice phenomenal and both of these
are from the same YouTube page. It's called tp A
evan and it's Team Paranormal Australia.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
These locations are unknown.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
We should send cheesers to Australia.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Hell yeah there.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
This is so I apologize to the people that cover
for paranormal stuff. Just give me one more second. I
have to bring up something else. They're my second favorite
TV show after Celebrity Ghost Stories. There is a show
that I found on Amazon Prime called ghost No Snake Boss.
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It is the most charming woman I've ever seen on
a television screen. No offense, No, I'm sorry, No sorry,
I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have even started
that sentence in a reality show. I'm not in a
reality show.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
I'm not charming. I'm annoying in the But you like
me anyway.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
No that's not true. And I don't like you.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You're annoying and I don't like you anyway.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
This woman and in Australia. Her job is to catch
giant snakes that are in people's yards.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
This sounds good.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
She drives around a motorcycle. Her boyfriend is in the sidecar.
Her day job is she does puppet shows at at kindergartens,
so she will be doing puppet shows really rings and
she's like.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
A thirty foot on the roof. I'll be right there.
I can't do accents. I'll be right there.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Sorry, kids, I gotta go catch and then cuts to
her on a roof with chunky heels.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Taking a python off of somebody's roof.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
She wears a chunky heels.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
She's iconic.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Wow, what happens to all the bringing it back to paranormal?
What happens to all the snakes somewhere else? To snake spirits?
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I was just talking about those. Yeah, I'm trying to
figure that out.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Animal spirits, well, because we know.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
We just heard a story from Ashley that there's you know, cats,
I've heard so many cats and dog stories.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
The thought of a snake ghost is my biggest fear
in life. I hate saying, yeah, I guess the dolls.
Now I'm talking myself into the dolls. It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
I mean, I guess if you study paranormal, you're like, duh,
I think about this every day. I don't think about
it every day. But a doll is a representation, so
it becomes a vessel for the spirit to come in.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
I mean, anything can be haunted, allegedly, that's what people say.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
That's true. We're just humans. So we yeah, why okay,
why dolls?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I got into a whole conversation the other day with
someone about haunted sex toys, which apparently is a thing too.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Way into it. I'm the paranormal world. You're like, please,
I've had that conversation and.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I am in too deep.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
No, but I think that sometimes when you talk about
the stuff every single day, I really actually enjoy talking
to people that don't talk about it every day because
sometimes their input is so like I wouldn't have even
thought of it that way. I think it's great to
hear every because the truth is, nobody knows the truth
about any of this ship So.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Anyway, okay, back.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
To e VP's or ev Police, So we know these
are both in Australia. This was kind of a compilation
video and it didn't say what the exact locations are
in Australia. But tell me what this ghost is saying.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I want?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
And he guesses.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
That's my life, that's my life.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
I guess that could be Okay, well that's that's what
they thought, So I'll give you some options.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Don't look is it A not really?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Is it B? I'm cheesers?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Is it C?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I'll do anything or D let's hear it again, Twilight House,
Twilight Twilight.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Oh, I think my guesses are better than theirs, but
it has to be one of these because this is
what they believe that.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
You want your options again?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, A, not.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Really, B, I'm cheesers, C, I'll do anything, or D.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
What's the content next of this? Was it like?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
The context is, here's an EVP? Tell me which I
guess they believe.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
It's a not really? All right, let me play it again,
Mary Lynn? No, never, Well it's Australian accent.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Can you do another?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Listen with the accent? One more time? Listen?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Can you do in Australia?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
No? I can't.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
You are so funny.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Mary, I'm really mad about that.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Okay, here's the second one.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Why are they going to break through and give us
something to hear that? Why would it say not really?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I mean, it's just like a sarcastic ghost.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
I think there actually is somewhere on here context, but
I don't know, right right, I hear, I hear?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Okay, here's the next one. What is this ghost saying?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Wait, that is like a screech. Wait, that's not what
we're listening for there's a different voice. It's just a
background noise.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
That one was scary.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
She rock.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Hear us here us.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
That's good. I kind of hear you as like that Patriots.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, okay, is it a Steven?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I mean that, you know, be leave us?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
See.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Oh, it's like the kool Aid Man because once he
ran out of koolaid and died and became a gust or.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Is it d it's me again? Cheese there? Okay, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Stop trying to dominate in this hell. This is a
different hell, wrong hell. And I still think the first
one is I think it's cheesers. But cheesers is going.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Okay, so from those leave us, we're getting cheesy. Do
you have a guess from the ones I just gave
you leave us? No, but that's not one.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Oh wait, yeah, that is what they Okay, because you
said hear us close, they want so you say b
leave us.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
That's what they said.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I believe it now. I'm scared because I really heard it.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
But really it is a scary. Boy, if you didn't hear.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Anything, it's really scary.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Let me put on. I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I don't like that either. I just got legit chills.
I didn't like that my guests matched their guests because
the first one was like ha ha ha and this
one was like felt real yeah, real. I don't like
the trajectory of that sound house over you.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Let's do one last thing real quick, because I know
you're very busy. I want to get you out of here.
I'm just gonna list of some paranormal stuff. I want
to know if you believe in it, if you have
a story. Maybe I don't know anything, Jesus, Jesus. Okay,
what do you think about like synchronicities. Do you like
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look into that as if it's a paranormal thing. It's
kind of a broad Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
You know, just like we were everything's meant to be,
or like it was so strange that I did this,
I met this person at this time.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah, I believe in synchronicities. I think they're sort of otherworldly.
You gotta believe in something, do you have You gotta
believe that stuff comes into a plack into place sometimes. Yeah,
And I do believe the synchronicities. And I'm just thinking
out loud, is you're emitting a certain energy, You're choosing
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your path for your life. And what you're putting out,
you're getting stuff back, and there's a power to that.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Well. I was just talking to someone lately recently.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
That either matches your energy or challenges your energy.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
I was talking to someone recently about like a band,
for example, a band in like some small town in
New Jersey or whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
How the hell did all those people find each other?
Speaker 3 (48:51):
That's a great same time they happen to be available.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
They weren't in other bands.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
And what you create when you put these different energies together.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
It's so strange that they find each other like that.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Do you have any stories of things in your life
where you're like it just worked out, like it just
happened and it seems like it was beyond me.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Oh gosh, I'm sure you do.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Well. Yeah, but I'm just putting you on the spot now.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
No, now that you're asking that way, I kind of
I'm I think maybe I really believe in that, because
I think life, the nature of life is sort of
like that in general. If I look back at everything
that happened, I mean, even me. Oh wait, I feel
like I may have told you this last time I
was here, but I just popped back into my head
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I was working at a waiting tables in Detroit, and
I was going to San Francisco before I came here.
And you know, the way I grew up, you're not
supposed to leave home. It just wasn't I didn't have
In other words, I didn't have any plans to do this.
I didn't have any reason to do this. I didn't
have any I wasn't equipped to come here and get
into acting. And I was going to go to San Francisco,
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to the sister school of my art school, just because
I felt something inside. I was like, I gotta go,
I gotta go be there. This lady I was waiting table,
she grabbed my arm. She had really long fingernails, and
she said, everything will work out. You're going to meet
your people there. Don't worry. She could feel my anxiety
and she matched it with note. She said, you have
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a big move coming up, and I said yeah. She said,
don't worry about it. You're doing the right thing. Because
where I was in my life there was I wasn't
supposed to do that. And the way that she said that,
you know, I went to art school and I met
a bunch of people. Those weren't my people. It wasn't
until I met this comedy that I really so it
was quite a ways down the road. I loved being
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in San Francisco and being in art school, so it
was already sort of coming true. But it wasn't until
I moved to La that it really things fell into
place with where I was supposed to be. And I
would have never done that had I not taken this
leap faith into the unknown that was confirmed by a
complete stranger through psychic channels.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
That's what I think about psychics A lot of the time.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
I think, don't go to them for all the answers,
but like, unless you want do whatever you want with
your life, you know.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
But I'm just saying for me. When I'm like should
I do this thing or whatever.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
And then one of my psychic friends or I go
to whatever, they're like, you should do that thing, that's
when I'm like, oh, that's how did you even know
that I was considering doing this thing?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
It's so specific and so weird, and that just like
confirms that I should do this because you're like an
outside You're not a part of this right all.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Or mine was a complete stranger. I just was walking
past her table.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Can you imagine you would have pulled out pepper spread.
What would have happened that?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
No, thank god he didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Thank God or whoever, whoever think Jesus but cheesus.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
Okay, well that was a great answer. I was going
to ask you a lot more, but let's just do
like one or two. What do you think about Bigfoot?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
I'm over Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Yeah? Why he.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
That's not real?
Speaker 1 (52:21):
You don't think so?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Maybe he is.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
There's people that believe Bigfoot's real.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Really I wanted to be over Bigfoot, but in my heart,
I'm not. I tried to take a stand against him
because I'm tired of all these things like just show yourself.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Just yeah, but it's like coming out, you know, lifetime.
Some people, I don't think Bigfoot's ready.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
But Bigfoot has been around for decades.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
I think that Bigfoot has tested the water.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
And did he start up the seventies.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
I can tell you from my own queer personal experience.
When I was real young, it was like what if
I was by wouldn't that be crazy? Like you like
kind of throw out these little feelers and then you
see how people feel about it, or like, wouldn't it
be crazy if I like wore girls clothes, you pull
up feelers like this. I think that's what Bigfoot did.
I think in like the sixties, Bigfoot was like if
(53:15):
I just like walked in front of that camera, would
people be cool with it? And people people were not. Well,
But I don't think that she realized she was going
to be a star in that moment, because then everybody
wanted a piece of Bigfoot and she was just like,
I thought this would be like cool, and actually it's
(53:35):
it's more like fame, I think is really what it is.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
She's also thinking Chewbacca to go over the spotlight from me.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
She probably was like I did this before, Like she's still.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
In my e this is real. It's not a costume.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Chbacca still my acts. Chebacca did not do it the
way I did. I didn't even have to make any
noises or talk or do anything.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Chbacco carries a gun. I don't believe in that.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
She's got two guns right here. Yeah, she is a
she from what a lot of people say.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
She's she lives in the woods.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Based on that famous video. Oh wait, since you're such
a good sport and I'm not trying to take advantage
of you, because I want you to leave.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
I mean, I want you to you to go and
do other things, but I just want to tell you
one last quick thing. Well, I got you here. Somebody
sent me this. Wait, let me make sure I have
who sent me this. This was sent to me on
This was sent to me by shit Oh Kindra, Kindra
(54:40):
sent me this. And it is a person on TikTok
named Joe Saiyah Worley and they live in a haunted apartment.
Try to explain this one to me.
Speaker 6 (54:57):
I will say, I'm stupid for drinking. That knife fell
out of that little fucking knick container thing.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
The knife just did a flip and stuck the landing
out of the knife holder.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
I'll say. His reaction is pretty No.
Speaker 6 (55:16):
Is this all because, dude, this is getting dangerous. Bro,
You're gonna cut yourself. You need to be careful.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Is he talking to the ghost?
Speaker 1 (55:22):
I think he's talking to the.
Speaker 6 (55:24):
Actually, I'm just happened right in front of my fucking face,
fucking ship.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
No, but he lives up the thing and you can
see it's not like rig there's no strings.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Yeah, it's a regular old fucking.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
I don't know how he would have done this. No,
I just want I'm not even so that's pretty much
the biggest way. Let's just see that clip again. That
was impressive.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
I want to edit a video of this with like
judges of like gymnastics, because that was a really good.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
Stuck the landing.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Stuck the landing. The way it comes out of there
is creepy too.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
It's where it does.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
It does a very weird, graceful, specific powerful.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
It does like yeah, like, yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 1 (56:25):
That's real. Huh. I think it's real.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
He has other videos, and it's funny because I was
watching his other videos. If you want to check for yourself,
it's called Josiah Warley w O R L E y
on TikTok And yeah, he has like a ton of
different things. It's very Poltark apartment as far as I
can tell. Yeah, And and I've seen people comment like
(56:51):
how come it only happens when you're filming, But like,
I don't know. I think that stuff is starting to
happen and then he films it and then it's like great,
Maybe it's the tail end of things that have been happening.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
I don't know, but it's creepy.
Speaker 3 (57:06):
And knives like if it can do that. It could
check one of those at you.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, like Carrie.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Do you remember her mom?
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yes, that's some cheeses stuff, Jesus cheesers. I keep calling
them Jesus Jesus.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Well Mary, Mary, mother.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
Of Jesus, Mother of Jesus, Mary Lynn, Rice Cub, Rice Cub.
Speaker 1 (57:35):
Thank you so much for doing that.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
We've done it again.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
We did it again. I so appreciate it. Tell people
where to find you and what you got going on.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Hey, find me on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
You have a great Instagram.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
I've just started, not just started. It's been a little while,
but I'm posting clips and it's been really exciting.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
Are you touring and stuff?
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna be touring. Don't ask me where and
when I'm booking new new dates now. I did a
Christmas movie with Ludacris and Lil Reill that's out next year.
But I was why do I don't know? It was
so fun though. That's where the blonde blonde hair started
on that movie.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Fine, I think it's I.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Think they're changing the name. It's called Holly or Dashing
through the Snow or something. But I play a.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Bad guy, you do, Are they the good guys?
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (58:26):
How is Ludacrez amazing?
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, my favorite.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Wow, so cool that.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
But I had to shift a bunch of road dates
around because of that, which is, you know, a good
problem to have, but it's also scary because now I
got to get all my road dates back and hopefully
it'll all line up and people will come out. But
go to my Instagram. Yeah, check it out, check my dates,
come out and see me.
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Well, you're one of my favorite comedians.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (58:55):
I just have one more things. Just tell you, Shira.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
He's saying, Shira, leave us, mary Lynn, goodbye, leave us bye.
I'll miss you.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
Thank you so much to Mary Lynn. Check out her book,
check her out on the road.
Speaker 1 (59:25):
She kills me.
Speaker 3 (59:27):
I love her so much. Okay, next week, no episode.
Please enjoy your holidays. I love you guys. You're amazing.
I'm so excited to start off twenty twenty three and
move up the ranks to maybe the number seven spot,
(59:49):
the number seven best comedy podcast of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
We'll see.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
I'm going for it. I'm feeling big, big things for
twenty twenty three for this, and I'm not kidding when
I say this. It's gonna be a huge The biggest
year yet for ghost and I promise you that Patreon
still exists Patreon dot com, slash ros dressful us. There
will be some new stuff for the remainder of twenty
(01:00:16):
twenty two and all that good stuff you could check
out from the past few years. There link in the
description my Instagram. It is at Roz Hernandez. I do
have a TikTok. I do have a Twitter. It's at
It's Raz Hernandez. Please rate this show five stars on Spotify,
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Apple Podcasts wherever you do that. Leave a ghost story
in a five star review, write it out all nice
and neat for me, and then I'll read it on
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bullet points of your stories and we'll see what has happens.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I love you all, both living and dead.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
But if I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't
haunt me.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Okay, bye.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
Star means a podcast network,
What's that at the foot of my bed.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
It's spooky. I'm joky.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
I'm pretty sure it's dead. It's coming this way.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Wait a minute, Hey, I go said.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
I loss mondays.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Please, hey boo, it's me Roz and welcome to the
number eight best comedy podcast of twenty twenty two according
to Vulture. That's major. I'm very proud of that. We
made it on a list. You better believe I was
(00:47):
checking it twice. Turns out the podcast is a hit.
We're the number eight best comedy podcast of twenty twenty two.
Thank you Vulture so much for that honor. Thank you guys,
everyone that listens. Thank you Starburns Audio, Thank you everyone
that's a guest. Oh I'm so excited. And I will
(01:09):
promise you right now. This is a promise. You can
hold me to this. Twenty twenty three, it's going to
be the biggest year of Ghosted yet. I promise you
it's going to be major. I've got such a fun
guest today. This is truly a really, really, really fun
episode with mary Lynn Rice cub But first I've got
(01:33):
a little bit of haunted housekeeping to do.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
That's good, huh, haunted housekeeping.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
So Okay, first order of business, I'm so sorry there
will not be an episode next week. It's that weird
week and between Christmas and New Year's We'll be back
the following week, starting off twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Right, So there's that.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
The next thing I have to say is I am
going to be taking a hiatus. I'll call it from
my Patreon patreon dot com slash ras dress Fales link
in the description. Uh So, I will not be uh
doing it for at least a couple of months.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I'm not sure what the plan is.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I just have got a ton of stuff going on
on my calendar that's already started, and then right at
the beginning of the year, I'm just gonna not be
able to.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Keep up with it.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
However, if you still want to support it, that's lovely.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'd so appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
But also you don't have to no presh, but if
you wanted to join at some point, I know people
in the future, I'm talking to you in the future,
a new listener of Ghosted Off in the Distant future
if you want. If you hear about this Patreon here,
there's so much about it in these intros of the podcast.
I'm gonna keep all that up so you could you
(03:06):
can still access it. There's a couple of years worth
of content of full length episodes of me by myself.
There's bonus clips, there's videos from my life, There's all
kinds of shit.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
It's fun. I had a great time with it.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Hopefully I'll be coming back to it soon enough, but
until then, it's sort of like a streaming platform of
just all kinds of stuff that you could find there
if you wanted to check it out. But there won't
be any new content until I'm not short yet, and
that'll start January first.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, got that out of the way.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
This week, I am joined by mary Lynn Rice cub
who truly one of my favorite comedians.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
She cracks me up. Brilliant comedian actor.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
A lot of people know her from starring as Chloe
on twenty four for a.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Lot of seasons.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I mean, this woman is a celebrity, so much of
a celebrity. She's been on Celebrity ghost Stories. She was
the sixth ever episode of this podcast a long time ago,
and we talked about her Celebrity ghost Stories.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
In the moment while recording with her.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
You will hear in a second I had this brilliant idea,
I must say, to pull up her Celebrity ghost Story
and watch it with her. So we'll be doing that,
and I'll also check out her book that came out
this past year.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
It is called Famish Colon My Life at the Edge
of Stardom. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Here's me talking once again to mary Lynn Riis Cobb
on with the show. Hello everyone, I am joined for
her second visits mary Lynn Ryde's.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Cub Hello, how are you so good?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
I'm so happy to see.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
It's good to be in beautiful Burbank in the holidays,
during the holidays.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Don't doos us, don't let everyone know we're in.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Cut that out. It's good to be Hollywood adjacent, Hollywood
have Jason, It's good to be.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
It's going to be out of the house.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Dally Ish, It's good to be out of the house. Yeah,
it's going to be on the street, you know, Yeah,
on the streets.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I the mean streets of Burbank.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I tried to get away from the Burbank, and you
brought it back. Bur Bank is a big place ever
find with a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Of TV shows happening right now. Last time I saw you,
no it's something less. Last time I was with you
in a one on one situation, we went to a
diner and I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I was trying to think why I was in the
scenario I was in.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
So we did a show together and then I it
was Omicron was happening.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
It was like that weird wave.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And we did a show, and so we had masks
on and then we would take them off to do
stand up and I had on lipstick for when I
would do my stand up set.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
So I had my mask.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
I kept putting it on and off and on and
off because I was hosting. And by the time we
got to the diner, I had lipstick all over my face.
And I wasn't just gonna be with television's marilynd Rice cub.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Yeah, you were not having it.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
In a diner with lipstick all over my situation. So
I literally kept my mask on and ate like curly fries,
like lifting my mask out and sticking.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Asked for the partition that if they can bring it
so I could pretend like you were my priest, and
I was confessing to you, you know, and that you
could eat your fries freely. But that was not We.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Were in publish. We were we were in actual Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
You know, I'm more of a renegade. I felt for
you and your situation. I think I just was, you know,
wiping lipstick on everything and shoving fries everywhere. That was
my and I remember when I went in there, I
was like f masks and started that fire. I did, like,
(07:28):
how my look, my son is very well behaved. But
I'm gonna throw thirteen around thirteen year old twelve thirteen,
fourteen year olds under the bus. He actually is moving
into becoming like a young man. But if we go
out to eat with by the end of the meal,
they're doing the uh, pouring stuff in a glass of water, sugar,
you know, like putting the You gotta you gotta keep
(07:49):
them moving. That's how I was at Norms, just shutting
the place down. Yeah, it's like up, time for the
boys to go. They're gonna start stuff together on the table.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Tell me about ghosts. Ghosts have you had Have you
seen a ghost lately? Because you were last time you
were here was you were here early in the pod.
It's probably been three four years.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
This is crazy that it's been that long. I feel
like it was yesterday. You've been potting all time. You've
been potting this whole time, you've been ghosting pretty much. Well,
I have a big ghost story.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Well because you did tell the one that you told
on Celebrity ghost Stories. Yes, you told that one on
this podcast.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Yes, and what a great show.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
I want to say you were the first person ever
from Celebrity Ghost Stories to be on the show, which
is major for me because that's my favorite TV show
of all time, Celebrity ghost Stories. I have reached out
to every single person that's ever been on that show.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Have you really Yeah, and have you gotten any I've.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Had about Oh, that's but it was mainly because there
were people I knew.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
But that's amazing.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Yeah, a lot of them were like I already told
my story or whatever, like I don't want to be
known for that.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
AKA. I feel like some of them made it up.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah, I feel like.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
They made it up and they didn't want me to
ask questions. But or they just didn't want to be
on I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
But either way, ghost stories are tricky because I think
there can be a lot of You have to build
it up. You can't just be like I was laying
in bed and I got suffocated by a ghost.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
That's most stories that literally.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
People will ask me like, what's your scariest thing, and
it's like, well, the scariest things are like one time
I was at a hearted place and something brush past me.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
That's the full story.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Right, It's not a great beginning, middle, and end.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
That would be the quickest celebrity ghost story ever. Yes, yeah, so.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, it's sort of is I wonder the made up
versus mostly embellished?
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I love the production on that show too. It's got
the single light bulb and the sound effect and the
scratchy the reenactments. Do you they just embraced that whole
genre and said we're gonna dig into this and we're
going to give you what you want.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I feel like I asked you this probably at the time,
because I ask everyone in celebrity ghost stories, but do
you like, do you remember being re enacted?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Like do you remember watching it and seeing Oh god, no,
you don't know?
Speaker 2 (10:27):
Like watching it back?
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah, I have you got to see who you're saying
to you.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I want you to watch it and go wait a second,
it might be streaming something.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Joint your life. I need to turn over a new
leaf and start watching my own reenactments.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Have you ever reenacted other times?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Well? No, but I'm using that as a blanket. I
don't watch things I've been in. I'm that person. No,
I totally ninety percent of the time. It's like I'm
down here doing the work. I don't go back. I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (10:59):
Part of why it's fun is because it's kind of
not you, like it is you.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
But it's not you.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
It's on Discovery. Plus I pay for that every month.
Give me a second. This is gonna be this is
ghosted history because the people that listen to the show
know that that's my favorite TV show.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
So you were on season you can.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Still easily find it. Okay, get over here, pretend we're
at norms. Get closer.
Speaker 3 (11:25):
We have set up all the tech to watch Mary
Lynn Rusco reacting to herself being reenacted on Celebrity ghost
So this is a celebrity reenacting to a reenactment on
Celebrity Ghost Stories.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Yes, how about that?
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Don't know, I'm okay paralyzed with.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
I mean, this is so good, it's so good.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
My self. This aura of terrible green, these people are,
this is exactly what we're talking about. It's a brush
against the arm, but then they make it into a whole.
They're producing a horror film for each.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Was coming closer towards you, like it was moving. It
was tightening around me.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Where are you.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
Headbag music?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Okay, I think you're first. I think that's what's going on.
Celebrity ghost stories? How have you watched this? But you've
made made me.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Feel like spirits or entities are real, whether or not
we see them.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
Oh Maryland rast Cup is best known for a portrayal
as Chloe O'Brien on the hit television show.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
While performing on.
Speaker 2 (12:53):
Stage early in her career, Marilyn had two special audience members,
one who could help on her career and another she
feared destroy. Was in my twenties and I was finishing
my art school in San Francisco and moved to Los
Angeles to do live comedy shows. And I decided to
(13:14):
book a run to do a one woman show at
this really small theater in Santa Monica. It's no longer
there anymore. What it's called the Powerhouse. It was a
real funky, really interesting that definitely went with my style
(13:35):
of performing funky. It was definitely a big leap for me.
To do one woman could oh, look at that app
Right in the middle of the run her hair, there
was a party that Ben Stiller was going to come
to the show that night. They were going to look
(13:58):
at her dad. That shook me a little bit. I
had that scene suddenly I was not so sure of
She definitely looks like someone that would be in my
acting class.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
To me.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Doing I hope.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I take the stage and I can see my hand shaking,
you can feel my heart beating. So I'm trying to
hit my mark, deliver the first line of the show,
and settle into the performance. But something happens, you can
tell by the music. So that was their close up
(14:39):
nervous eyes close up. Right in the center of the theater.
About halfway back, there was an empty seat, and I
looked through the audience and I see Ben Steellers there.
So I get that spike of adrenaline and I'm nervous.
(15:03):
But then I, you know, I relaxed, and I go, okay,
you know, I got this. Look at there's a little
white picket fence.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
That's interesting. People are liking, Wait, what was the punchline?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
You quote unquote said I woke up this morning and
then they didn't let us hear the punchline, and everyone started.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Laughing, and they did no zero punch finish it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
What was the line?
Speaker 2 (15:28):
I woke up this morning and I slipped on a
banana peel. You guys, another rubber chicken. Oh good, fing
worries and feeling pretty good.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Has that been still her? I think it's supposed to
be stiller.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh, look at her hamming it up.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I try, you guys, I'm going to be a star.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Oh they did this time. When I scanned the crowd,
there was a woman sitting there in a seat that
was empty a couple of minutes previously, with frizzy hair
and kind of a seventies blouse. She was prettier in
the hair, and her presence was very and the eyes
were like empty eye sockets jarring. And this woman is
(16:15):
sitting there, stoic, staring straight ahead. She's not laughing because
she's story. I kept trying to look away, but my
eyes kept looking back to her. Oh this is so good.
And then all of a sudden she might use it
(16:36):
on stage. She's given her best and yeah effect or glowing.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (16:44):
I just kind of froze and stared at her and
these freaky eye sockets. We're looking back at me, staring
boring holes into me. They spent more on the sound
design of the did a glowing eye your sound away? Everything?
I scanned back across where she was. Yep, and she's gone.
(17:11):
That's how it happened. That is how it absoletely vanished.
And the real ghost. It was large eye sockets that
were uh like a white light, like an amber white light,
too bright for natural. And then the hair was longer
and it's frizzy like that and backlit.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
They did a good My biggest fear is like performing
and seeing a ghost on stage. And that was real,
So okay, we don't have to watch the whole thing.
Did you ever talk to Ben Stiller and ask him
if he saw that lady with the frizzy hair and
the glowy eyes.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I did not.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
I did not get him on the phone.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Let me get let me, let me let me get
him on the Do.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
You remember in what year was this? Nineteen nineties?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
It'd be so great if I had somebody that I knew.
I'm not even imagining that I could get Ben on
the phone, But if I had somebody, whould do a
Ben Stiller and pression that I could call right now.
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Well this so when I watched this, it was like
a full house. Do you remember it being like super packed?
It was so there was one seat. See now, that's
strange that there would be an empty seat, and it's like,
do you think that when they were seating people, people
were like, oh, someone's already sitting there, Like you know
what I mean.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
That is strange.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I'm trying to remember Gloe is like sitting there.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
I don't know if my memory because it's maybe it
was peppered with single seats or there was a couple
of rows in the back. I do remember it was
like at least three quarters full.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Woman, But you're right, why why or was she sitting
on someone and you couldn't see.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
The other person?
Speaker 2 (18:50):
The ghosts.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Okay, well, thank you for humoring me and doing this.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
This is the most fun I've ever had. I've never
watched my favorite TV show with one of the stars
of my favorite TV show.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It it's exciting. And it was an old theater. It
was an old building and I do think I say
this in there it was I think it was an
electric powerhouse.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
So it was like an uh yeah, because it's called
the Powerhouse.
Speaker 2 (19:17):
Yeah, it was like an electrical in Santa Monica.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
The Powerhouse in Santa Monica.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
I think it's long gone though. The Powerhouse Theater in
Santa Monica used to be uh.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
It was known for being haunted by Frizzy Franny, the
glow Wide Goat Ghoule of Santa Monica.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Frizzy Franny. Frizzy Franny.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Am I related to Frizzy Fanny? Is it a family
family friend? My family friend, Frizzy Franny.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Okay, now, before we jumped into this, you said that
you have a really great ghost was it?
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Were you talking about this? Were you talking about No,
I have.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
A new ghost story. But what it's about it couldn't
be farther away from because it is a real It's
about my dead mother who just passed away last April.
So it's coming. It's a little over a half a year. Okay,
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you ready, I want to share.
Speaker 1 (20:18):
Yeah. So, first of all, sorry for your loss.
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Thank you very much. So in Michigan where I'm from, right,
I'm from south of Detroit, Trenton, Michigan, suburbs of Detroit.
I grew up my whole childhood in that house. So
I was downstairs with my sister the day after the funeral.
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There wasn't a showing she was cremated. Whatever. We don't
need to get too sad. But the funny thing at
the funeral that you, you know, we've lived in that
place our whole life. So everybody comes and you're it's
weirdly energizing because you're seeing all these people that are
taught talking to you about your mom and stuff like that.
I remember at one point I was like, Oh, I
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should tell where's Mom. I gotta tell her that. I
was like, oh, she's not here. Uh so that, and
then there's other lady. She was talking to me about
for like twenty minutes about my mom. And you're sort
of an open wound, so whenever anyone approaches you, you
just are listening to them. Your cat captive. She's telling
me about where her cat likes to lay in the sun,
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the different spots in the house.
Speaker 1 (21:28):
How much these people see you too, Like do you
go back often?
Speaker 2 (21:31):
Not really. I mean there's some people that I for
sure knew. There was a good percentage of people, you know,
my old swim coach or like the lady that used
to work with my mom, who I hadn't seen in years,
who for sure I would know. So it's a weird
mixture of completely familiar maybe I haven't seen in years.
There was even more that happens in La. There were
several people who did the thing of like, do you
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remember me? It's like don't.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
Yeah, I'm at my mom's.
Speaker 2 (21:56):
Can you just can you just introduce yourself straight away?
How about that? Don't don't quiz me right now and
then give me the guilt trip. So this lady in particular,
she's telling me about her how she makes homemade wine,
and in that moment, I was like, oh okay. And
then right before we stop talking, she goes, oh, I'm
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going to send you some. Right before we stop talking,
she grabbed my arms. She looked into my eyes and
she goes, you know, I've never liked Hollywood. And that
was geared towards me because I'm from Hollywood, you guys,
I'm a professional actress. I've never liked Hollywood.
Speaker 1 (22:32):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:33):
I looked at her and I said, that's good, because
you're not good looking enough to be in it. That's good, right.
Okay I did not say that, but she did say
that to me. That was my fantasy of what I
wished I could have said, you know, I just listened
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and was like, yeah, okay. So then apparently she talked
to my sister about homemade wine too. My sister was
at another part of.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
The room and really trying to get the word out,
and it was.
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Her gift to us to give us this homemade wine.
So we get home and my sister and I wasn't
a lot of alcohol in the house. People had brought
like a really cheap wine over and we and then
she she we found her care package. We go, oh,
my gosh, she left it by the back. It was
it was like six different bottles of wine, each with
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like very lofty names, and uh, we go. I had
had the bottle opener earlier because I had the day
before opened a bad bottle of wine poured it down
the drain, and so we already kind of had a
joke of are we going to find a good bottle
of wine? Oh, we have this homemade wine, like, let's
and I go to where I left the bottle opener
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just like it was actually within five minutes, I had
used the bottle opener and I left it there and
I looked and it was not there. Now, this was before,
don't you know. You're thinking, Oh, you just got drunk
and you lost the We hadn't had anything to drink yet. Yeah,
And I in my mind I knew where I set
it down, and it was gone. And then I got
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my sister over and we're looking for it, and there
was a little junk drawer, and I said, did I
throw it back where I got it? No? No, no,
And then we're both looking for it, and then we
finally see it in the drawer, tucked in the corner,
lined up perfectly with another object on top of it,
so it wouldn't so it wouldn't even be where if
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I just threw it in the drawer, I wouldn't place
it there and then place another object. So it was
already like a joke. And we all know ghosts love
stacking things. Sure you know that's the sign of a
ghost when that stacked up. So my sister and I
looked for it for a really long time, and we
were looking in other places. We didn't know where it was.
And then after a long while, having looked in that
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drawer like four or five times, it was there, hidden,
stacked up, lined up in a very What was on it.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
What was the object?
Speaker 2 (25:02):
It was like a little pad of paper or something.
It was a junk drawer, so it was just something.
But the way it was lined up is like that
would never You wouldn't do that if you went to
put something away, that would be a really weird way.
So we were so we just thought, that's she's telling
us drink that freaking homemade wine. And we did drink
the homemade wine and it was the worst. Each one
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was worse than the next. We tried every bottle, and
she gave them all these names, like, uh, you know,
the a Cabernet south of France, Like she made up
all these things and it's.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Like south of Detroit.
Speaker 2 (25:40):
South of Detroit. But they each it was a foul
smell and then one would have like a little bit
of orange, you know what I mean. So I'd be like,
this one is fruity and light and this one has
a heavy body and it tasted like a petroleum bathtub wine. Yeah,
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and I feel like she had us. She took us
for a ride, that lady, and my mom was trying
to warn us.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
So do you feel it was definitely your mom?
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (26:09):
Yeah, I guess, I mean because it wasn't a haunted house, right,
It's just a one time.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
It was just a one time, and I think that
was her. Yeah, it was really sweet. I think that
was her energy, kind of messing with us and being like,
I'm here, I'm here with you, just to let you
guys know, I'm hanging out with you right now, because
we were also crying laughing at not being able to
find it. So it was it's a sweet moment. I
don't know why I act like it was gonna be
a heavy story. It's actually very sweet, but I guess
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because I haven't talked about it, and it's weird and
it's such a small moment. But it's like we're saying
the brush against the arm, like it's such a weird
little moment that I haven't said that. It's not. It's
not heavy. It's just one of those things that happened.
And yeah, we were crying, laughing, and each we kept
in earnest. We kept trying that wine, and it was
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there's a reason why people don't make their own wine.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
No, it seems incredibly complicated.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Maybe you could believe I made my own beer, but
I can't believe. I stood there and listened to this woman,
talk to me about her cat, talk to me about
her homemade wine. In the moment, going hmmmm, like tell
me more about the process, not realizing until later like
f you you can't make your own wine? Who do
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you think you are? Can we you?
Speaker 1 (27:25):
You a ghost story?
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Please, I've got a ghost story for you. From a
listener of the show named Ashley. Hey, Ashley, okay. Ashley
sends me an email ghosted by ras at gmail dot com.
Ashley writes, this story isn't as spooky, but I thought
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I would throw it in as a warm up.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
I was staying over at my aunt's house. We were
in her basement watching movies and we fell asleep. I
woke up in the middle of the night on the
couch and as I went to turn over, my aunt's
cat jumped on me. The spooky thing is her cat
just passed away, not that long ago.
Speaker 2 (28:12):
Dun dunoo.
Speaker 3 (28:16):
She also writes, I used to live in an old
ass house with my dad. It was creepy a f
it came with a dirt basement. I refused to go
down there. The basement gave me a bad vibe. One day,
my friend dropped me off after a day of shopping,
she asked to use the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I said, of course.
Speaker 3 (28:37):
She went to use the bathroom and I dropped off
my shopping bags in my room. It was just us
two in the house. As I was leaving my room,
I see someone walk by me out of the corner
of my eye. I assumed it was my friends. I
turned the corner and my friend was coming out of
the bathroom. I screamed. My friend scared the crap out
of me because I swear I saw her in the corner.
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My eye going the other direction and it wasn't my friend.
Then who did I see?
Speaker 1 (29:03):
Okay, this is the last one still from Ashley.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Wait what did they have to do with the basement?
Speaker 3 (29:08):
Just because the basements it's just to the houses. Now
this story is still in that creepy ass house.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
This next one with the dirt basement. It was around midnight.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Please let a killing happen in the basement.
Speaker 1 (29:21):
This one really creeps me out.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Oh she's building this is the best one.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yeah, it was around midnight. I was home alone. My
dad worked nights. As I turned everything off, I got
in my bed to go to sleep. My eyes were closed,
my hair was kind of half in my face. I'm
thinking of I'm literally thinking of the re enactment as
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I'm like reading those you're producing the show.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
I am god. I want to be a producer of
celebrity ghost stories.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
So about the hair on my face didn't bug me,
but I must have bugged the ghost.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
The next thing I know, someone was moving my hair
behind my ears. Oh no, I jumped out of bed
so fast and turn on the light. No one was there.
Of course I slept with the lights on that night.
That is scary. Yeah, I don't want a ghost like
taking my touching my hair.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh I hate an intimate ghost. I mean that could
be like a sensual ghost.
Speaker 3 (30:24):
I've been thinking lately, like hair is so gross, Like
just the concept. It's like, Yeah, I grew this out
of my head. You want to run your fingers through it.
Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, I grew this out of my head. You want
to have a whole industry based around it, products to
put in it?
Speaker 3 (30:39):
You want this grew this out of my head? You
want me to make a locket and give it to you.
Like that's so gross. It's literally like a thing that
came out of us.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Now that I think about it, I wish a ghost
would be sensual with me. You know, I wish I
had a nighttime ghost that just visited me every night.
Speaker 1 (30:59):
I might have one for you.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Actually, really, we do a little segment here where I
like to go to eBay and look for ghosts that
are currently for sale.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Ghosts for sale.
Speaker 3 (31:09):
People sell haunted dolls and haunted objects. I'm seeing in
your eyes that you're going I was kidding, but I
don't actually want one.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
I kind of do.
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Okay, Well, I'm just one.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
Blown away by this category that exists on the internet.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
I picked one for you today.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
You did.
Speaker 3 (31:28):
I'm curious if you're interested, maybe a Christmas gift?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
This right here is Cheesers.
Speaker 2 (31:40):
Is this my new boyfriend? Cheesers.
Speaker 1 (31:42):
Cheesers is a clown doll?
Speaker 3 (31:45):
Now, what I appreciate about Cheesers' profile is that Cheesers
is giving you poses.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
Honey.
Speaker 3 (31:51):
There are pictures in all different poses. This is showing
you a little bit of personality in this picture.
Speaker 2 (31:58):
Poses are I mean, they're all terrible and oh god.
Speaker 1 (32:04):
I like this one. This one.
Speaker 3 (32:05):
I don't know if you know this reference. It's very
like a chorus line dead.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah that move, yes, but pointed jazz since hands are out,
the poses do soften the god.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
I take it back. I take it back on the toes.
That's a d answer for you.
Speaker 2 (32:24):
The fact that Cheesers is in the corner with one
hand behind and one hand in front and the toe point.
It's almost like I'm going to distract you with my
jazzy moves. But I'm creepy and my eyes are hollow,
and my mouth is open and my tongue is out
a little bit, and I'm going to get you from
this corner. Cheesers. He's gonna get me with that little
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ghost tongue.
Speaker 3 (32:46):
Cheesers comes with a biography. Okay, Currently Cheesers is there's
a bidding war.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Don't be reading.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
Cheesers is currently going for one hundred and two dollars
and fifty says, what.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
A world where there can be a bidding?
Speaker 1 (33:02):
More on twenty five?
Speaker 2 (33:03):
What a world we live in?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Twenty five bids on cheeser Cheezers, sorry plural, It's not
just one cheeser, this is many cheesers.
Speaker 1 (33:13):
Here's the biography that comes with Cheesers.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Real quick before you get in the big Yeah, how
big does cheesers look? I'm my guess is doll size.
But do you think it's smaller or bigger than a
regular doll size?
Speaker 1 (33:27):
Oh, because that's kind of Poultergeist right like yeah, big,
Wait a second, it's.
Speaker 2 (33:33):
Not like sex doll size. I bet it's. It looks
regular doll size.
Speaker 1 (33:39):
Let's see here.
Speaker 2 (33:40):
So there's I want to picture his size before I hear.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
More hours Right now, it says twenty inches in length.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Oh, okay, just a little doll size. I'll take the
twenty cheesers.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
Okay, so let me read you with cheesers. What it
says about cheesers. This is not novelty or any sort
of a toy.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
No, it is not to be left around elderly folks, pets,
or kids.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
We believe this demon is responsible for eating a whole iguana.
One iguana disappeared from out of my terrarium. Ever since
we got this doll, we agreed to try it out
for a kick and a few laps. We invited some
people over last Halloween. We put the doll on the
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table while we tried to communicate with it through a
spirit board. This is how we figured out that the
spirit or entity goes by the name Cheesers, or that's
what it wants to be called. There were eleven of
us in are. After twenty more minutes of talking to Cheesers,
there were only three of us left. Two of the
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girls began screaming and said it felt like their legs
were on fire. They both jumped up, screaming and ran out,
slapping their thighs violently. One of them busted my lamp.
Then another lamp fell over. After it had been quiet
for a couple of minutes. When we asked Cheesers to
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tell us where he came from, the word hell was
communicated through the board, But shortly after we all noticed
the word hell it also it also appeared on my
friend's drinking glass. It was like it was written in
the condensation. This scared the rest of them away and
basically ended the session. The remaining three of us have
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continued to monitor Cheesers with various equipment. Okay says, only
yesterday I noticed that Cheesers moved on his own.
Speaker 1 (35:42):
There's a bunch of stuff here.
Speaker 3 (35:43):
We give him offerings like raisins, peaches, and slices of pineapple.
Speaker 2 (35:50):
He's a demon from hell. You think you're gonna make
him offering and change his mind?
Speaker 1 (35:55):
That's really, he doesn't like fruit. He wants iguanas.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
He wants feed him iguanas. Well.
Speaker 3 (36:00):
There's one last thing here. It says one of the
iguanas is missing. Don't really know what to say about that.
We looked everywhere, even outside. We don't know for sure,
but I got a feeling that the iguana was eaten
by this doll. Demons love reptiles ever since time in Memoriam.
I don't know what that means. It's something you and
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I would never understand, maybe until we tried it.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Be real careful. This is for real demon collectors only.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
So as far as I know, you're not a demon collector,
so maybe this is not the one for you.
Speaker 1 (36:38):
Do you have any iguanas?
Speaker 2 (36:40):
I mean, so many questions. I could get iguanas to
keep cheesers happy, right, you know? Do I want to
have a little hellish figure around and feel like my
leg is burning? It sounds like drama, bit of drama.
Speaker 1 (36:57):
It sounds like drama, A bit of an intang you know.
Speaker 2 (37:02):
And why? I mean, why would anyone want to have
cheesers from hell?
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I can tell you currently twenty five people.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
They want to give cheesers a world. They say we
got to handle on this cheesers.
Speaker 1 (37:14):
They go, we got a couple of iguanas run.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
We want a bit of hell in our lives.
Speaker 1 (37:18):
You know, I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (37:19):
I saw a documentary not the onlygoing YouTube about I
think it was in Florida, like an area where there's
way too many iguanas and people like hunt them, which
made me sad.
Speaker 2 (37:32):
But whatever, let cheesers have his way take cheesers.
Speaker 3 (37:37):
The state of California of Florida should just purchase cheesers
as an official, like state employee. I want to listen
to some ghost voices with you, yes, please, and you
can't look okay because this is a game.
Speaker 2 (37:57):
Okay, and.
Speaker 1 (37:59):
She no, don't cheat.
Speaker 3 (38:01):
It's hard for ev.
Speaker 1 (38:05):
Or ev please. Do you remember what the term EVP means?
Speaker 2 (38:12):
Electronic voice two for three.
Speaker 1 (38:22):
Think of a P but not sounding like a pah.
Speaker 4 (38:28):
Random electronic voice voice phantoms that would actually be good.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
It's phenomenal phenomena.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Okay, So what I do is I go to YouTube
and I find electronic voice phenomenal and both of these
are from the same YouTube page. It's called tp A
evan and it's Team Paranormal Australia.
Speaker 1 (39:01):
These locations are unknown.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
We should send cheesers to Australia.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Hell yeah there.
Speaker 1 (39:09):
Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (39:12):
This is so I apologize to the people that cover
for paranormal stuff. Just give me one more second. I
have to bring up something else. They're my second favorite
TV show after Celebrity Ghost Stories. There is a show
that I found on Amazon Prime called ghost No Snake Boss.
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It is the most charming woman I've ever seen on
a television screen. No offense, No, I'm sorry, No sorry,
I shouldn't have said that. I shouldn't have even started
that sentence in a reality show. I'm not in a
reality show.
Speaker 2 (39:45):
I'm not charming. I'm annoying in the But you like
me anyway.
Speaker 1 (39:49):
No that's not true. And I don't like you.
Speaker 2 (39:55):
You're annoying and I don't like you anyway.
Speaker 3 (39:58):
This woman and in Australia. Her job is to catch
giant snakes that are in people's yards.
Speaker 2 (40:05):
This sounds good.
Speaker 3 (40:06):
She drives around a motorcycle. Her boyfriend is in the sidecar.
Her day job is she does puppet shows at at kindergartens,
so she will be doing puppet shows really rings and
she's like.
Speaker 1 (40:21):
A thirty foot on the roof. I'll be right there.
I can't do accents. I'll be right there.
Speaker 3 (40:26):
Sorry, kids, I gotta go catch and then cuts to
her on a roof with chunky heels.
Speaker 1 (40:32):
Taking a python off of somebody's roof.
Speaker 2 (40:34):
She wears a chunky heels.
Speaker 1 (40:35):
She's iconic.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Wow, what happens to all the bringing it back to paranormal?
What happens to all the snakes somewhere else? To snake spirits?
Speaker 3 (40:44):
I was just talking about those. Yeah, I'm trying to
figure that out.
Speaker 2 (40:47):
Animal spirits, well, because we know.
Speaker 3 (40:49):
We just heard a story from Ashley that there's you know, cats,
I've heard so many cats and dog stories.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
The thought of a snake ghost is my biggest fear
in life. I hate saying, yeah, I guess the dolls.
Now I'm talking myself into the dolls. It makes sense.
Speaker 2 (41:06):
I mean, I guess if you study paranormal, you're like, duh,
I think about this every day. I don't think about
it every day. But a doll is a representation, so
it becomes a vessel for the spirit to come in.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
I mean, anything can be haunted, allegedly, that's what people say.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
That's true. We're just humans. So we yeah, why okay,
why dolls?
Speaker 3 (41:27):
I got into a whole conversation the other day with
someone about haunted sex toys, which apparently is a thing too.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Way into it. I'm the paranormal world. You're like, please,
I've had that conversation and.
Speaker 1 (41:40):
I am in too deep.
Speaker 3 (41:41):
No, but I think that sometimes when you talk about
the stuff every single day, I really actually enjoy talking
to people that don't talk about it every day because
sometimes their input is so like I wouldn't have even
thought of it that way. I think it's great to
hear every because the truth is, nobody knows the truth
about any of this ship So.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
Anyway, okay, back.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
To e VP's or ev Police, So we know these
are both in Australia. This was kind of a compilation
video and it didn't say what the exact locations are
in Australia. But tell me what this ghost is saying.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I want?
Speaker 1 (42:43):
And he guesses.
Speaker 2 (42:47):
That's my life, that's my life.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
I guess that could be Okay, well that's that's what
they thought, So I'll give you some options.
Speaker 1 (42:58):
Don't look is it A not really?
Speaker 2 (43:04):
No?
Speaker 1 (43:05):
Is it B? I'm cheesers?
Speaker 2 (43:12):
Is it C?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I'll do anything or D let's hear it again, Twilight House,
Twilight Twilight.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Oh, I think my guesses are better than theirs, but
it has to be one of these because this is
what they believe that.
Speaker 1 (43:48):
You want your options again?
Speaker 2 (43:49):
Yeah, A, not.
Speaker 3 (43:50):
Really, B, I'm cheesers, C, I'll do anything, or D.
Speaker 2 (43:59):
What's the content next of this? Was it like?
Speaker 1 (44:02):
The context is, here's an EVP? Tell me which I
guess they believe.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
It's a not really? All right, let me play it again,
Mary Lynn? No, never, Well it's Australian accent.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Can you do another?
Speaker 2 (44:26):
Listen with the accent? One more time? Listen?
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Can you do in Australia?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
No? I can't.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
You are so funny.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
Mary, I'm really mad about that.
Speaker 1 (44:41):
Okay, here's the second one.
Speaker 2 (44:42):
Why are they going to break through and give us
something to hear that? Why would it say not really?
Speaker 1 (44:49):
Not really?
Speaker 2 (44:52):
I mean, it's just like a sarcastic ghost.
Speaker 1 (44:55):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (44:55):
I think there actually is somewhere on here context, but
I don't know, right right, I hear, I hear?
Speaker 1 (45:01):
Okay, here's the next one. What is this ghost saying?
Speaker 2 (45:09):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (45:10):
Wait, that is like a screech. Wait, that's not what
we're listening for there's a different voice. It's just a
background noise.
Speaker 2 (45:20):
That one was scary.
Speaker 1 (45:27):
She rock.
Speaker 2 (45:31):
Hear us here us.
Speaker 1 (45:33):
That's good. I kind of hear you as like that Patriots.
Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah, okay, is it a Steven?
Speaker 2 (45:52):
I mean that, you know, be leave us?
Speaker 1 (45:59):
See.
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Oh, it's like the kool Aid Man because once he
ran out of koolaid and died and became a gust or.
Speaker 1 (46:11):
Is it d it's me again? Cheese there? Okay, here
we go.
Speaker 2 (46:20):
Stop trying to dominate in this hell. This is a
different hell, wrong hell. And I still think the first
one is I think it's cheesers. But cheesers is going.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
Okay, so from those leave us, we're getting cheesy. Do
you have a guess from the ones I just gave
you leave us? No, but that's not one.
Speaker 3 (46:42):
Oh wait, yeah, that is what they Okay, because you
said hear us close, they want so you say b
leave us.
Speaker 1 (46:48):
That's what they said.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I believe it now. I'm scared because I really heard it.
Speaker 1 (46:53):
But really it is a scary. Boy, if you didn't hear.
Speaker 2 (46:56):
Anything, it's really scary.
Speaker 1 (46:58):
Let me put on. I don't like that.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
I don't like that either. I just got legit chills.
I didn't like that my guests matched their guests because
the first one was like ha ha ha and this
one was like felt real yeah, real. I don't like
the trajectory of that sound house over you.
Speaker 3 (47:24):
Let's do one last thing real quick, because I know
you're very busy. I want to get you out of here.
I'm just gonna list of some paranormal stuff. I want
to know if you believe in it, if you have
a story. Maybe I don't know anything, Jesus, Jesus. Okay,
what do you think about like synchronicities. Do you like
(47:45):
look into that as if it's a paranormal thing. It's
kind of a broad Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (47:52):
You know, just like we were everything's meant to be,
or like it was so strange that I did this,
I met this person at this time.
Speaker 2 (48:00):
Yeah, I believe in synchronicities. I think they're sort of otherworldly.
You gotta believe in something, do you have You gotta
believe that stuff comes into a plack into place sometimes. Yeah,
And I do believe the synchronicities. And I'm just thinking
out loud, is you're emitting a certain energy, You're choosing
(48:24):
your path for your life. And what you're putting out,
you're getting stuff back, and there's a power to that.
Speaker 1 (48:31):
Well. I was just talking to someone lately recently.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
That either matches your energy or challenges your energy.
Speaker 3 (48:37):
I was talking to someone recently about like a band,
for example, a band in like some small town in
New Jersey or whatever.
Speaker 1 (48:48):
How the hell did all those people find each other?
Speaker 3 (48:51):
That's a great same time they happen to be available.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
They weren't in other bands.
Speaker 2 (48:56):
And what you create when you put these different energies together.
Speaker 1 (49:00):
It's so strange that they find each other like that.
Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (49:04):
Do you have any stories of things in your life
where you're like it just worked out, like it just
happened and it seems like it was beyond me.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Oh gosh, I'm sure you do.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
Well. Yeah, but I'm just putting you on the spot now.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
No, now that you're asking that way, I kind of
I'm I think maybe I really believe in that, because
I think life, the nature of life is sort of
like that in general. If I look back at everything
that happened, I mean, even me. Oh wait, I feel
like I may have told you this last time I
was here, but I just popped back into my head
(49:40):
I was working at a waiting tables in Detroit, and
I was going to San Francisco before I came here.
And you know, the way I grew up, you're not
supposed to leave home. It just wasn't I didn't have
In other words, I didn't have any plans to do this.
I didn't have any reason to do this. I didn't
have any I wasn't equipped to come here and get
into acting. And I was going to go to San Francisco,
(50:03):
to the sister school of my art school, just because
I felt something inside. I was like, I gotta go,
I gotta go be there. This lady I was waiting table,
she grabbed my arm. She had really long fingernails, and
she said, everything will work out. You're going to meet
your people there. Don't worry. She could feel my anxiety
and she matched it with note. She said, you have
(50:24):
a big move coming up, and I said yeah. She said,
don't worry about it. You're doing the right thing. Because
where I was in my life there was I wasn't
supposed to do that. And the way that she said that,
you know, I went to art school and I met
a bunch of people. Those weren't my people. It wasn't
until I met this comedy that I really so it
was quite a ways down the road. I loved being
(50:46):
in San Francisco and being in art school, so it
was already sort of coming true. But it wasn't until
I moved to La that it really things fell into
place with where I was supposed to be. And I
would have never done that had I not taken this
leap faith into the unknown that was confirmed by a
complete stranger through psychic channels.
Speaker 1 (51:06):
That's what I think about psychics A lot of the time.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
I think, don't go to them for all the answers,
but like, unless you want do whatever you want with
your life, you know.
Speaker 1 (51:15):
But I'm just saying for me. When I'm like should
I do this thing or whatever.
Speaker 3 (51:19):
And then one of my psychic friends or I go
to whatever, they're like, you should do that thing, that's
when I'm like, oh, that's how did you even know
that I was considering doing this thing?
Speaker 1 (51:29):
It's so specific and so weird, and that just like
confirms that I should do this because you're like an
outside You're not a part of this right all.
Speaker 2 (51:41):
Or mine was a complete stranger. I just was walking
past her table.
Speaker 1 (51:45):
Can you imagine you would have pulled out pepper spread.
What would have happened that?
Speaker 3 (51:51):
No, thank god he didn't do that.
Speaker 2 (51:57):
Thank God or whoever, whoever think Jesus but cheesus.
Speaker 3 (52:03):
Okay, well that was a great answer. I was going
to ask you a lot more, but let's just do
like one or two. What do you think about Bigfoot?
Speaker 2 (52:13):
I'm over Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Yeah? Why he.
Speaker 2 (52:20):
That's not real?
Speaker 1 (52:21):
You don't think so?
Speaker 2 (52:23):
Maybe he is.
Speaker 1 (52:24):
There's people that believe Bigfoot's real.
Speaker 2 (52:27):
Really I wanted to be over Bigfoot, but in my heart,
I'm not. I tried to take a stand against him
because I'm tired of all these things like just show yourself.
Speaker 1 (52:39):
Just yeah, but it's like coming out, you know, lifetime.
Some people, I don't think Bigfoot's ready.
Speaker 2 (52:47):
But Bigfoot has been around for decades.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
I think that Bigfoot has tested the water.
Speaker 2 (52:52):
And did he start up the seventies.
Speaker 3 (52:54):
I can tell you from my own queer personal experience.
When I was real young, it was like what if
I was by wouldn't that be crazy? Like you like
kind of throw out these little feelers and then you
see how people feel about it, or like, wouldn't it
be crazy if I like wore girls clothes, you pull
up feelers like this. I think that's what Bigfoot did.
I think in like the sixties, Bigfoot was like if
(53:15):
I just like walked in front of that camera, would
people be cool with it? And people people were not. Well,
But I don't think that she realized she was going
to be a star in that moment, because then everybody
wanted a piece of Bigfoot and she was just like,
I thought this would be like cool, and actually it's
(53:35):
it's more like fame, I think is really what it is.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
She's also thinking Chewbacca to go over the spotlight from me.
Speaker 1 (53:44):
She probably was like I did this before, Like she's still.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
In my e this is real. It's not a costume.
Speaker 3 (53:51):
Chbacca still my acts. Chebacca did not do it the
way I did. I didn't even have to make any
noises or talk or do anything.
Speaker 2 (54:00):
Chbacco carries a gun. I don't believe in that.
Speaker 1 (54:02):
She's got two guns right here. Yeah, she is a
she from what a lot of people say.
Speaker 2 (54:08):
She's she lives in the woods.
Speaker 1 (54:10):
Based on that famous video. Oh wait, since you're such
a good sport and I'm not trying to take advantage
of you, because I want you to leave.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
I mean, I want you to you to go and
do other things, but I just want to tell you
one last quick thing. Well, I got you here. Somebody
sent me this. Wait, let me make sure I have
who sent me this. This was sent to me on
This was sent to me by shit Oh Kindra, Kindra
(54:40):
sent me this. And it is a person on TikTok
named Joe Saiyah Worley and they live in a haunted apartment.
Try to explain this one to me.
Speaker 6 (54:57):
I will say, I'm stupid for drinking. That knife fell
out of that little fucking knick container thing.
Speaker 3 (55:06):
The knife just did a flip and stuck the landing
out of the knife holder.
Speaker 2 (55:13):
I'll say. His reaction is pretty No.
Speaker 6 (55:16):
Is this all because, dude, this is getting dangerous. Bro,
You're gonna cut yourself. You need to be careful.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
Is he talking to the ghost?
Speaker 1 (55:22):
I think he's talking to the.
Speaker 6 (55:24):
Actually, I'm just happened right in front of my fucking face,
fucking ship.
Speaker 3 (55:32):
No, but he lives up the thing and you can
see it's not like rig there's no strings.
Speaker 2 (55:43):
Yeah, it's a regular old fucking.
Speaker 1 (55:47):
I don't know how he would have done this. No,
I just want I'm not even so that's pretty much
the biggest way. Let's just see that clip again. That
was impressive.
Speaker 3 (55:59):
I want to edit a video of this with like
judges of like gymnastics, because that was a really good.
Speaker 1 (56:07):
Stuck the landing.
Speaker 2 (56:08):
Stuck the landing. The way it comes out of there
is creepy too.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
It's where it does.
Speaker 2 (56:14):
It does a very weird, graceful, specific powerful.
Speaker 3 (56:21):
It does like yeah, like, yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 1 (56:25):
That's real. Huh. I think it's real.
Speaker 3 (56:28):
He has other videos, and it's funny because I was
watching his other videos. If you want to check for yourself,
it's called Josiah Warley w O R L E y
on TikTok And yeah, he has like a ton of
different things. It's very Poltark apartment as far as I
can tell. Yeah, And and I've seen people comment like
(56:51):
how come it only happens when you're filming, But like,
I don't know. I think that stuff is starting to
happen and then he films it and then it's like great,
Maybe it's the tail end of things that have been happening.
Speaker 1 (57:03):
I don't know, but it's creepy.
Speaker 3 (57:06):
And knives like if it can do that. It could
check one of those at you.
Speaker 2 (57:09):
Yeah, like Carrie.
Speaker 1 (57:12):
Do you remember her mom?
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Yes, that's some cheeses stuff, Jesus cheesers. I keep calling
them Jesus Jesus.
Speaker 1 (57:23):
Well Mary, Mary, mother.
Speaker 2 (57:27):
Of Jesus, Mother of Jesus, Mary Lynn, Rice Cub, Rice Cub.
Speaker 1 (57:35):
Thank you so much for doing that.
Speaker 2 (57:36):
We've done it again.
Speaker 3 (57:37):
We did it again. I so appreciate it. Tell people
where to find you and what you got going on.
Speaker 2 (57:44):
Hey, find me on Instagram.
Speaker 1 (57:46):
You have a great Instagram.
Speaker 2 (57:48):
I've just started, not just started. It's been a little while,
but I'm posting clips and it's been really exciting.
Speaker 1 (57:54):
Are you touring and stuff?
Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah, I'm gonna be touring. Don't ask me where and
when I'm booking new new dates now. I did a
Christmas movie with Ludacris and Lil Reill that's out next year.
But I was why do I don't know? It was
so fun though. That's where the blonde blonde hair started
on that movie.
Speaker 1 (58:13):
Fine, I think it's I.
Speaker 2 (58:16):
Think they're changing the name. It's called Holly or Dashing
through the Snow or something. But I play a.
Speaker 1 (58:21):
Bad guy, you do, Are they the good guys?
Speaker 2 (58:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (58:26):
How is Ludacrez amazing?
Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, my favorite.
Speaker 1 (58:31):
Wow, so cool that.
Speaker 2 (58:34):
But I had to shift a bunch of road dates
around because of that, which is, you know, a good
problem to have, but it's also scary because now I
got to get all my road dates back and hopefully
it'll all line up and people will come out. But
go to my Instagram. Yeah, check it out, check my dates,
come out and see me.
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Well, you're one of my favorite comedians.
Speaker 2 (58:54):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (58:55):
I just have one more things. Just tell you, Shira.
Speaker 2 (59:02):
He's saying, Shira, leave us, mary Lynn, goodbye, leave us bye.
I'll miss you.
Speaker 3 (59:18):
Thank you so much to Mary Lynn. Check out her book,
check her out on the road.
Speaker 1 (59:25):
She kills me.
Speaker 3 (59:27):
I love her so much. Okay, next week, no episode.
Please enjoy your holidays. I love you guys. You're amazing.
I'm so excited to start off twenty twenty three and
move up the ranks to maybe the number seven spot,
(59:49):
the number seven best comedy podcast of twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1 (59:54):
We'll see.
Speaker 3 (59:55):
I'm going for it. I'm feeling big, big things for
twenty twenty three for this, and I'm not kidding when
I say this. It's gonna be a huge The biggest
year yet for ghost and I promise you that Patreon
still exists Patreon dot com, slash ros dressful us. There
will be some new stuff for the remainder of twenty
(01:00:16):
twenty two and all that good stuff you could check
out from the past few years. There link in the
description my Instagram. It is at Roz Hernandez. I do
have a TikTok. I do have a Twitter. It's at
It's Raz Hernandez. Please rate this show five stars on Spotify,
(01:00:36):
Apple Podcasts wherever you do that. Leave a ghost story
in a five star review, write it out all nice
and neat for me, and then I'll read it on
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listener episode of the podcast, email Ghosted by Roz at
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bullet points of your stories and we'll see what has happens.
Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I love you all, both living and dead.
Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
But if I didn't ask you to haunt me, don't
haunt me.
Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Okay, bye.
Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
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