May 8, 2024 • 34 mins
Welcome back to this week's episode of Good Moms Love Flowers! Milah and Erica are back rolling up, getting high and deep diving into important topics like Miss Netta's one-hit wonder Charles your lunch is ready, celebrity couple gossip, interracial dating, personal porn styles, and contemplating If sending unsolicited bootyhole pics is ever sexy?
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• The ladies chat about their favorite vintage methods of smoking.
• Profess their unwavering love for black men,
• and discuss the complex influences of culture on sexual preferences.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Welcome to Good Moms Love Flowers. I'm Mela and I'm Erica.
Join us for a special segment where we roll up,
get high and deep dive into random things we find
on the internet and high thoughts. So sit back, roll
that blood, and let's get high. Welcome back to another
(00:46):
episode of Good Mom's Love Flowers.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm Mela and I'm Erica.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And here's another wonderful episode of two moms getting high.
Two moms getting high, decoding the deep secrets of life
over weed.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Are you a mom that gets high?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Are you hiding in your closet smoking weed because you
live in Tennessee. Come out of the closet and come
to California.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I want to encourage you right now.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
If you just turn this on, you're like, I don't
know who these bitches are or I didn't know they
were gonna be smoking weed.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I got some weed. I want you to go to
your car, Go.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Get that pack out of your car, Go roll up,
press pause, go roll up, come back smoke with us.
If you don't have anybody to smoke with, we'll smoke
with you. We are your friends that you can hide
in the closet with. Did you roll us the weed.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
My dear, I did roll this weed.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But you know, just like every time we smoke, I
want to bless the weed.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I want to cleanse the weed.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Hmmm, send some set some intention over the weed and
which we in hand. Let's send a prayer to the
to Mother Earth. Thank you for providing us with this beautiful, beautiful,
majestic flower. Thank you for the gifts, the inspiration, the
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creativity that will unfold once we inhale this beautiful flower
into our divine vessels. Thank you for the blessings. Thank
you for our health. Thank you for Earth's medicine. Dam
would you like to do the honors of honeying the blunt?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I think I always put a little too much.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's a little much. It gets thick. I'm a bit much,
so okay, sometimes it will be hard to light that.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The last one I did was a little bit tricky.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So you can also use it as like that adhesive.
It kind of helps.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Feeling this little piece that was open.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Sometimes backwards, like to like ravel open. But that's how
you like make sure it burns slow and also that
it's it's sealed. And then if you need the little
ring that doesn't get you all sticky.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh, because we are classy smokers here.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
The way you smoke with this class it's how mom smoke.
This is upscale smoking. Although I think I'm gonna buy
a bong, you gonna go back. I think going back
to bogs.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That's the cleanest way to smoke weed, like the healthiest way.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well there's nothing, Yeah, there's nothing in between you and
the weed except the glass and the water. It's so
intense though, butt I love backwards. I know me too.
Maybe we'll need to do something maybe like like integrate
the bomb, yeah, variety, integrate the bong. Okay, remember the
other one, the vaporizer. What is it? The old old
school bong where it like heats it up slowly plug
it in.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh my god, with a little glass little thing.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, is that a vaporizer. Yeah, it's a OG vaporizer.
Is that like the O G vape? Yeah? Oh my god,
I remember my I have I actually I think I
still have mine. It's like a wood box, right, a
little wood box that has the rod and you have
the thing the little like you plug it in, you
put the weed in.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It burns the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You have to put it the perfect Now it's supposed
to like warm it slowly, yeah, but you ended up
burning that shit because you have to like fuck with
the temperature. And I remember that someone's showing me that.
It's like what is this? But you can't really gauge
how high you're getting because it's just like heating it
up slowly, so then you get really high. Wow, vintage
vintage weed. Smoking this feels vintage? Why with that the ring?
(04:22):
I like that. I was thinking vintage, Like, oh, the
honey's bubbling the early two thousands. You see it getting hot?
That hot, honey? Do you know that honey?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I think I was to day's years old.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'll never forget it now that they found honey in
the tombs that was over three thousand years old and
it was still edible. Honey. Everything goes bad even if
it's that. Probably must have been some enchanted honey. Whoever
ate that probably got some life be wisdom, some universal
wisdom through that ingestion. I wish I could get my
hands on some three thousand year old honey, like WINNI the.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Pooh, I wipe dope.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Guys, I'm wearing our merch In case you haven't noticed,
we have our merch designers, and today I'm wearing none
other than our tribe Jersey. It does bad choices on
the back. You can wear as it a dress, as
a shirt, cash or dressed up. And of course we
have the ying and the yang to symbolize balance, because
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bitches need to be balanced bitches as in US and Moms.
This is currently on sale on our website, so click
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our beautiful merch that we design. It's really late over there.
I was watching this thing on the Internet the other
day and it was from our friends over at tonight's conversations.
(05:48):
Oh wait, before you do that, I just want does
anyone just real quick?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, go ahead? What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Does anybody like this song? Your lunch is ready? I
don't mean for you?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
They hate no, sure.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That I got the dessert.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
To Oh she got the dessert? What kind of dessert
you got?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
That's missus Nedda and I don't know her until this
season of the Internet, but I love her and they're
talking bad about miss Dda on the Internet. Her I
don't know because she was born a man, but she
dressed in women's clothes. But she doesn't think she's she's
not transgender. She's just a regular old school homosexual who's
just minded her business, making Charles lunch and ship. And
then she made this epic song, the old school homosexual.
I don't know, she's.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Vintage. Back in the day, they weren't so high strung about.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, they're more relaxed, minding them more low key. And she,
you know, taking care of her man, getting her hair done.
I planned on remaking the video because she's in the
hairdresser and she got all this glitter in her eyes.
And then she goes to a fried chicken joint and
gives Charles his meal, and you know it was a
good woman. She's a good woman or man. I don't know.
(07:15):
I don't really care. I like her anyway, her and Charles,
if they come to LA, they can get my coin
because I might come see Charles and around.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Just open her own spot now, she.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Should That should be the intro, because they've been mean
to her on the internet. But I don't know why,
because she's just making Charles lunch and mine in her business.
That was my internet discovery that I love this week. Sorry,
I know you're about to get into something more serious,
so I just wanted to get that out.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Of the way. I don't think we need to go serious
now now.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'd rather stay here, Charles, your lunch is ready that
we must motion eating. I gave her land of a
plate on Stories and I put the song over it.
It's so funny. Oh man, that's a fun funny ass song.
I think that we are in the season of people
(08:04):
having late in life music careers. I think I'm gonna
enjoin it. I think I'm doing it. I've seen it
between her, the lady I met today at the coffee
shop that says she's relaunching her music career.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
She said that yeah. She said, okay, she was probably
about fifty seven years old.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And I said, did you have a career before? She said, no,
I never took off. I never really.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I was always scared to do it, and so now
I'm about to do it. And I was like, bitch,
you better do that. No time better than now. Did
she say what kind of music she did? Rock? Yeah,
rock and roll. Yeah, And she had this tattoo on
her ass. It was like she bent over and I said, oh, yeah, bitch,
you were in there because she showed your at well. No,
but she had it was like shaped around her butt,
(08:44):
like it was like a little heart shape, but it
was like snakes and like barbed wire.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What's that, Whember? Was that Pamela Anderson movie barb Wire?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't remember any Pamela Anderson movies.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You don't remember Pamela Anderson movie.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I only when she ever did that was maybe she
did other movies, but there was one in particular that
really said her to the top of the charts, and
it was called barbed Wire. Oh, I can't recall.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Anyway she had.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
The reason I remember that because she had this tattoo
on her arm that was pretty memorable and it look
that's what looked like this lady had on her ass.
And she definitely watched that movie and got it. I
think it was a real tattoo, right, that's like a
realm when she had she was pretty rockstar Pamela anders
she was she is.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I watched her documentary. It was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh really Yeah. They were mean to her too, that
mean to everybody. They society has no they really fucked
her up with Tommy and the sex tape. They ruined
their fucking life with that shit. Ruin Pamela's like, yeah,
like it was like she went through a like so
much trauma and him trying to get the sex tape back,
and it was just like everyone like slut shaming her
(09:43):
because she was fucking her husband, like it was crazy
like slut shaming her, but also like super super promoting
her sledge so much money off of that mood off
she and she didn't make a dime. That was before
I was like, oh, bitch, yeah, it was like the
first is the old g sex tape. They remember so
much money, like an absurd amount, and she didn't see
(10:05):
one dime of that, and she didn't even she didn't
want it, like she was so traumatized around it.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
She wanted it to be just gone.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Because she never did porn before that. Right now someone
stole oh someone like broke into the house, broke into
the house and stole that ship. I think that was
about around the time that Los Angeles, like California started
really putting in some really deep extortion laws, because like
there that was a big thing back in the day,
just like releasing people ship with no penalty.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And now people just put their sex tapes out for money.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Now they don't even put them out, They just like
put them on only fans.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, only fans.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, I don't really, Yeah, you got you gotta have
a big check just waiting for that type of full
frontal Damn. Imagine having an OnlyFans and like putting her
pussy on the like on OnlyFans and fucking on OnlyFans,
and like being unsuccessful selling pussy. I know, I fucking
around the way. Curls who had a meme today that said,
imagine your prostitute and you ain't making no money, imagine
(10:59):
that pussy. Yeah no, no, it's not selling. I was like, God,
that's crazy, that's not oh man, but that's a lot.
I'm sure there's a lot of unsuccessful only fans ers,
only fanners. I mean, if twenty Tony had everybody thinking
that you were going to be the top one percent,
but imagine the other ninety nine percent. I still think
that A I could have the late in life music
(11:20):
career and I could still take off my feet that
I haven't I haven't figured I haven't done it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I actually made a whole page. I put feet picks.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Up and then if you didn't pitch publish.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I can't figure out.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I can't figure out how to make my this one
picture the main photo. So then you said, and it
was like really hard to use.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's not easy.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's not if the interface is not so simple and
I wanted it to be really good. Is it like
an interface like only fans or specifically I don't know, because.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't have the only fans interface.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I've never so this one's only for feet. This is
it's called foot finder Wait full find her Full find her.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, so we.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Got to look up some like the top five I
have odd ways to make money.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's definitely sex. It used to be a call girls,
cam girls, cam girls.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I had a girl. Oh yeah, I have a friend
from my friend. That's a that's a bold statement. She's
a woman that I know I went to high school with,
and she was doing She divorced her husband and she
had nothing. She didn't know what she was going to
do until she started doing cam being a cam girl,
and she was killing it. That's that's a success story.
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I know she figured it out.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And she wasn't even getting naked.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You just talk. She was just in lingerie and like
just she like being playful and shit. The only thing
about well, I guess if you're not getting naked doesn't
fucking matter. Was like, if people record it, probably some
weird people on there, but it's probably licrative. There's probably
more weird perverts on the line than there is, you
know everywhere else. Seems like there's never going to be
(12:53):
an ending to that market.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Perves perves and sex.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Person sex people are like. I think that people are
super perverse because they it's suppressed. Sexuality suppressed, kinks are suppressed,
and then like when you like hide it but you
still feed it, it just turns into this like secret world.
Hence the Internet. Also people are bold though, because the
(13:19):
other day this man sent me his asshole. Oh yeah,
whoau He sent me like just totally unannounced. I don't
know how I got so lucky to witness it. I
was when I was much she opened it, I was like, whoa, And.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, not only his asshole, but his asshole flexing.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
He like sent to her a kiss it was and he.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Said did you He asked me, like, did you like
the wink?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, the wink and it was something asshole was winking. Yeah,
like and I and I have to say he was
a hairless asshole. It was a nice.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Asshole one color.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I think he might bleach his asshole, unless he's just
the smoothest asshole. I don't know. I don't think all
one color it was.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
It was like a very soft brown to like light
skinned like him.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, it was a smooth transition. It wasn't Harry like
was is it still on there or to disappear? Oh
it was smart, I guess because I would have definitely
re examined it live. But yeah, I was a little
cut off guard.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I mean, out there, let me try.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It wasn't even my d MS, and I was like, okay,
and this is a long standing but he and but
I didn't ask for this, and he really like, I
don't know what he wanted me to do with that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I mean maybe he heard the episode where I say
that I like to I will look ask.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You definitely did, but I don't want to ask.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Whole photos sent to me.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You don't want ask winks.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I don't want to ask.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
No, I don't In the comments, you guys, do you
appreciate or do not appreciate ass winks? I need to
hear from the people he said us on Good Moms
or my person I think that's your personal I never
I've never received an ass wink. So I don't know,
but you know, even the ankle was extremely professional and
I was like, this is no.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It was like stup.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The camera was perfectly perfectly, it was perfectly centered, and
it was his ass was so moisturized. He's done that before.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh gods disappeared.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
How disappointing. Yep, I was not prepared. Hope I didn't
share too much. I love getting eight and wanted to share. Well,
you know, you never know, someone somewhere, some someone somewhere
liked it, and that's where he sat got that set
up from. It's worked for him. What a comment below?
If you like getting asshole picture sent to you, maybe
(15:32):
it's me. Maybe I'm not open.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
They're not as open as I.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Thought, not as open as his asshole. It wasn't gouging,
it was it was nice. It just was I think
you should at least warn someone. You should have some like.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
How do you warn someone you're gonna send the picture
of that as?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I think there's some pre conversation that happens. That's just
like I love asshole, Like what is yours? I love
ass Like there should be some kind of flirting happening,
specifically regarding ass holes I love asshole, I said, maybe
he got her confused with me because I like like
rimming porn, and I've said that before, but yeah, even
(16:10):
I wasn't prepared for that one.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So that you do like to watch asshole porn.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That is different than an ass wink, that is different
than an isolator.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So you have a specific asshole porn you like, you
don't live when it winks.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
No, No, it's just like there's a whole scene. There's
sex happening too, that's just a part of the sex.
So the rimming is rimming is when someone's like licking
around the buttole. Yeah, so you like to see women
rimming men or you like either one. I like to
watch either one, but it has to be in like
the full porn, not just like this isolated wink with
no like with no pregamer. You know, you don't go
(16:49):
straight for the shot, you just like, you know, you
build up warmly and then you get like hardcore. But
he just went straight hardcore. Yeah, I have the category
that I been watching more recently. I don't watch a
lot of porn, but every now and then I go
I go into my U porn categories, and the one
that I like is double penetration, but it has to
(17:10):
be a white girl getting fucked by two black guys
because I think it feels like reparations. We like, like
kind of hardcore.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, yeah, like they have to be fucking the shit
out here.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
What do you say double penetration? Do you mean one
in the butthole? Just one in the butthole. This is
definitely not going to monetize on you. This was not monetizing.
It's one in the in the booty hole and one
in the pussy hole. I can't like one both in
the pussy hole. You know what I don't like.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I don't want I don't need the dicks to touch
like that.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I don't like watching the butthole get super huge on
the little pink white butts, Like, I don't like that.
It just kind of well, it's a special It's also
a specific white girl I can't have, like like the
no ass white girl, Like it's the white girl that
you know fucks black guys outside of here Texas.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
You know, I love Alexis.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
She doesn't do bla black eye porn. Right, that was
a big that was a big, big thing we forgot.
Do we ask for that? I don't know, but I
hope she comes We needed to ask for that. Yeah,
well she can come back. Hey, so we brought you
all the way back here because we've one specific, very
important question that people want to know. We've got a
lot of We've got a lot of shit in the comment.
I know, like, did you ask her like why does
(18:24):
she not like basically call her a racist and that
we were just letting her be on her show, just
letting it slide. Alexis is Puerto Rican?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Alexis's dad is Puerto Rican. Okay. I think back in
the day, though, fucking black eyes like would make you
less money. So maybe I thought maybe so she sucked
them in private. I don't know. I think so we
need to ask both questions. Her ex husband wasn't black though,
I think I asked that. I don't know how I
asked that, probably just like was he black? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I do.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I like the porn where the girl's getting devoured by
the black men makes me really happy. Mm hmm. You
feel like you're getting reparations through them. Inn Have you
been watching porn on your since you've been celibate.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
That was when I watched I watched recently. But is
that like making it more difficult porn? No, I know
it's not real, but like, is it making it harder
to be celibate or is it just like scratching it it?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, it helps me.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I have to, like, I have to master some visual
a lot, because it's it's not possible to be a
happy person if you're not releasing as a woman.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I don't know about men. I feel like men need
to fucking keep their steament inside of them.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, the more often they need to forget figure out
how to release without ejaculating. But I'm not just gonna
ask you. I forgot to release without ejaculating, orgasm without ejaculating.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, that's what I do.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Have you been masturbating without vibrators?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, don't seem so thrilled. Yeah, today I did it.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Today.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I used a wand that vibrates, a wand that vibrates.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It's like a you know, like a little wand.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh that's what I mean, like if you use anything
with none like no electricity. Yeah, I'm saying I have
mostly been using crystals, but today I used the wand
and the DP, the reparations DP.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
No, I did I just imagined someone fucking me looking.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Me and the girl. Women's minds are so much more
powerful than the porn. It's like you watch it for
the first thirty seconds and then well that's.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Usually what I use porn for. I don't like finish
with it.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I usually just like need a little inspiration and then
you can then go into your head. And at this point,
I'm always manifesting when I masturbate.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I oh, I don't masturbate without.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Manifesting anymore at this point in my life because it
just feels better, honestly, and I feel like I actually
feel better afterwards.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It helps me with my release.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
It's kind of like seeming retention for women. Yeah, and
I was thinking about that, like women like it's it's
not the same, Like we don't need to keep that.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We don't need to keep that.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I guess life force energy inside of us, and well,
I can back up our chakras and up to our no.
I think we can. We can. We have the ability
to like recycle it, but I think yeah, with intention.
But also we don't ejaculate, so it's not like coming
out in an actual substance like they're like their sperm
is actually like super potent.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh no, it's like a lot of living little organs.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
The best, the best of everything, you know, the best
of all of their organs and ship. So I think
it just works differently because we're not like exposed, Like
it's not expoiling expulsion. I'm saying the right word, am I?
You know the bitches on YouTube will catch you say
the wrong word. Oh, we're gonna play. Did you have
(21:49):
that clip? We're gonna players? It was a little so heavy?
I don't really want to go there now. I was, Yeah,
the show Internet is so is fucking stupid sometimes And
then you know what I always hate. I hate people
on the Internet who ask other dumb people on the
Internet like critical things about themselves, because it's like what
even why would you even ask this person?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
What do you mean like critical things about liot, the world?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Just in general about themselves, like for instance, like all
the women, all the women asking Kevin Samuels for advice
about their appearance, or the woman there asking this panel
of who the fuck knows about you know, her worthiness,
or like if she's going to find a man, Like
who are these people? Why are we going to random
people asking for advice and trusting them with like our
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self worth. Like that irritates me.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, because people need, people need to google everything about them.
I mean think about it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
We have apps that tell us who we are and
what we're feeling today, it's still like seeking validation. To
go back to my favorite show of reality, Love is Blind.
No not, Love is Blind. Married at first Sight and
love is Blind. It's just like even then when you
see when it doesn't work, or like when when they're
not falling in love with a stranger, because duh, that
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like the people's people's need to be validated really comes up,
and like you see this like inner dialogue that it
really just like how it affects it outside when it's
like duh, bitch, now you're gonna like be mad when
you came on a stupid ass show with a man
you never met in your fucking life. What the fuck
did you think was gonna happen? But instead they're like,
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why doesn't he like me? And like I'm doing everything
I can. It's like you're stupid. Well, I think that
people like are a lot of times the biggest participant
of their own suffering and they actively are participating in it.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And it's like kind of masochistic.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Like I think we live in a society that is
extremely masochistic, Like we actively enjoy hurting ourselves.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
It's addictive. It's like cutting, like the like just.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Having the Instagram on your phone if you don't have
like if you're not foollowing the people that actually make
you feel good, and you're and you're actively looking on
the Explore page, which actually the Explore page will tell you.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
A lot about someone. I think that's like a dating hack.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Actually look at their Explore page, Like take the person's
phone and ask them to open up their Explorer page,
and that will tell you pretty much everything you really need.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
To know about them.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
That's the algorithm.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, because it's the algorithm, and you can see, like
what it is that they're looking at. What does my
Explore page look like? I know, let's see, I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
What if I say looking at today that I'm scared.
My Explorer page looks like wait, where is the Explore
page over here? I don't know what this shit is.
Black love, it's just minus pregnant people, black art. I mean,
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mine's like nine's not so bad. Stupid shit. I'm gonna
take a screenshot. This is my Explorer page. I don't
know what half this shit is.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And now I'm looking at my Explore page because I
was going on a deep dive of Joshua Jackson and
Lupita Nyogo. Who's he? Where? Who's Joshua Jackson from Dawson's Creek.
Oh he was Paisey. You know his name, Paisey speaks.
I don't fucking out. Don't watched Dawson's Creak. What I
remember the song, but I didn't really watch Dawson's Creak.
But speaking of old shows, did you see chili As
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dating the guy from.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Uh, Wonder Years?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
No? He is? He looks like is he the guy from?
Is that the guy from Wonder Years? Oh my god,
it's gonna stress me out. Boy meets World, Boy meets World?
What's name she's dating? Sean from Boy meets Matthew Lawrence? Yeah,
and I'm like, what odd? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Like how happy they are? They actually are adorable?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
They are adorable, but I just didn't see it coming. Wow,
we're going on to do. It's kind of like Roxy,
remember Roxy from I saw this today. I saw this
the other day on the internet. Roxy from one of
six in Park. Yeah, she's been dating Joe for the
last like seven years, the singer Joe. Oh yeah, who
knew that? I think I did know that. I kind
of did, but I forgot. But yeah, because who knows
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what Joe's doing. But how fucking cute they are.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Look at him. He even got a little swag, she said, baby,
let me let me even a little swag. Look these glasses.
You know what.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
He was a fine one on boy Means world. He's
not so fine anymore. That's how you know. Your styles
change as you get older. The guys you're cute when
you're younger and not cute when you're older.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
She's got he's working with something over there that she liked.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Apparently they've been doing dance, TikTok dances, and shit, they
do dances. Oh yeah, on vacation we.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Speaking of TikTok dances and couples did April and what's
the same breakup?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I don't know, it's a mystery, he diggs. I don't know.
It's a mystery because I was really enjoying their content
and then it was no longer. Maybe it got too much.
I thought they broke up, and then I saw her
over there again, I don't know, child. You know, you
can't sell the internet shit because then they're going to
be investigating your relationship. Thereafter, I thought they were cute.
It looked like maybe they're having some issues, that's why
they stuff posting each other. But maybe they're still trying
to work it out. Oh you're so I love how
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hopefully you are for them. But Joshua Jackson was dating
Jodie Turner, who was in that movie what's that movie again?
Like they were like like the Bonnie and Clyde, the
Black version, Oh slip, Queen and Queen and Slim. They
were dating for a long time and that was also like,
oh my god, josh Jackson, what the fuck? She's like
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a supermodel, gorgeous. And then they had a baby and
now they are divorced and he's on vacation with Blue Pizza.
Nango didn't she didn't she work out like the Soho house?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And she did? She got me my so House membership.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah so interesting. I mean, but he likes a specific woman,
like dark skinned and bald and model, Like, what do
you think about that?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm kind of into it. I want I want to
like no more.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, I'm always intrigued by Yeah, I don't know when
I ever, like anytime I've ever dated any white man,
I'm always asking like do you always say black women?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Like it's always kind of like the goofy white boy
that likes black women? What is that about you? Like
a little quirky.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Remember the guy who was my friend that I went
in a couple dates who was a friend.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
But like he didn't seem like a guy who would
like necessarily he's like a goofy white but he is
his girlfriend then he had for a long term, long time.
For a minute, this last girlfriend was black, so it
must be like his flavor. But I always wondered, like
did you just see like Janet Jackson as a child,
and you're like.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yep, or is he does he have a black soul?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Sometimes they have black souls. It's true, it's true. I
do believe some people have black souls and maybe it's
from their soul, from their last existence, and some people
have white souls. I dated a black guy who had
a white soul. I know for a fact that guy
I did poetry Bay for sure had a white soul
and adventure Bay for sure. You know his grandfather brother
was white, the Mussages. Those genes were strong soul ties
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for real. But sometimes it's like, is it fetish? Sheet,
you know, is it a fetish? I mean, Joshua Jackson
is giving fetish a little bit. It's giving fetish, but
you know, we don't know that, man, I don't know,
but he like.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But you know it's not fetish because people have types
just like I have.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Right, right, right, So if we remove the yeah, the
obvious that which the thing is. It's such a touchy
subject and it's been so touchy in our history that
I get to do you have to do more investigating
to kind of find out because those were always you
hear about relationship. Not always, but a lot of times
you hear about relationships like this. And then when she
goes to South, they be calling their lovers niggers and shit,
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and so you gotta be careful of that. You do
you do you do because it's suddenly yeah, you know
they go and swip that flip that sweat.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Well, those are two.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I feel like both of those women that he chose
are very intelligent women. So I feel like they've done
some They had to have done some. Yeah, and they're
both very very like for the culture publicly all the time, right,
you know, another interracial relationship. I'd like to know more
about Eve and her billionaire husband. Who does he's a
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goofy white, he's a goofy and she's like a rough rider.
So she's she still has the pause. She better not
take those off with the fuck she has a pause
on her titties. I would like to be, you know,
at their house for a week, probably because it's really lavish,
but also because what are you guys talking about? And
how's the sex? Have you ever been around people and
he thought about what they would look like having sex?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
What do you mean all the time? Every day?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
It's only when it's like an odd couple all or
like a really hot couple.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh god, I just thought.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I just thought about a girl we know and her
white husband and thinking about them having sex. Ooh ooh no,
I can't want to know who that is.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
We were talking about them earlier. I was exposed at
her party.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I mean you didn't have the visual Oh that?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
No? Yeah, see can you imagine that?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
No, you know what the thing is? Black men have
so much swag and not just like not just black men.
It's not even just like the stereotypical like body type
and like the sexualization they do have. The black men
like everything every poor the frequency, the way your skin feels,
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the way your hair feels in my hands, your body,
the weight of your muscle, even if you're skinny, like
you just there's like a heavy and there's a warmth.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I would just feel like there's just depth even to
the dumb ones. I would think about DBC while I
was having sex with my white husband. I know I
would have to go summer and fine, tall, kind, nice
smile and black man walk by, and I'd say, want
my life be back. I often think about that when
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when I see black women with white men. I'm like,
when you see a fine as black man walk in
the walk in the room, what do you are you like?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Are you just like I'm happy happy, why I got
mina want? Or or do you think do you think
black men are more inclined to feel that way when
a beautiful black woman walks in the room, or a
black woman is more inclined. I think that a black
woman is more inclined because I think that black men
have really truly been very well brainwashed to believing that
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the Eurocentric like standard beauty is like somehow better. But
I've seen it in like when I was cocktail waitress,
or just in situations where I would be around a
black man who's with a white woman and I would
see her discomfort. Well, there's a forbiddenness in it that
adds value yah that white body for them and possibly
their credit score.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I mean that goes both ways.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but I do I don't. I
feel like black men have less like thought about it.
I think, you know what, I think black women have
been historically so loyal, Like it's like we're women, so
our connection to our men is different. It's almost at
a fault, right like, And so I think that extends
into that, I think. But you know, I'm only a scientist.
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Speaker 2 (34:13):
Mhmm
Welcome to Good Moms Love Flowers. I'm Mela and I'm Erica.
Join us for a special segment where we roll up,
get high and deep dive into random things we find
on the internet and high thoughts. So sit back, roll
that blood, and let's get high. Welcome back to another
(00:46):
episode of Good Mom's Love Flowers.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
I'm Mela and I'm Erica.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
And here's another wonderful episode of two moms getting high.
Two moms getting high, decoding the deep secrets of life
over weed.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Are you a mom that gets high?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Are you hiding in your closet smoking weed because you
live in Tennessee. Come out of the closet and come
to California.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I want to encourage you right now.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
If you just turn this on, you're like, I don't
know who these bitches are or I didn't know they
were gonna be smoking weed.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I got some weed. I want you to go to
your car, Go.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Get that pack out of your car, Go roll up,
press pause, go roll up, come back smoke with us.
If you don't have anybody to smoke with, we'll smoke
with you. We are your friends that you can hide
in the closet with. Did you roll us the weed.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
My dear, I did roll this weed.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
But you know, just like every time we smoke, I
want to bless the weed.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
I want to cleanse the weed.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Hmmm, send some set some intention over the weed and
which we in hand. Let's send a prayer to the
to Mother Earth. Thank you for providing us with this beautiful, beautiful,
majestic flower. Thank you for the gifts, the inspiration, the
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creativity that will unfold once we inhale this beautiful flower
into our divine vessels. Thank you for the blessings. Thank
you for our health. Thank you for Earth's medicine. Dam
would you like to do the honors of honeying the blunt?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
I think I always put a little too much.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
That's a little much. It gets thick. I'm a bit much,
so okay, sometimes it will be hard to light that.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
The last one I did was a little bit tricky.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So you can also use it as like that adhesive.
It kind of helps.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Feeling this little piece that was open.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Sometimes backwards, like to like ravel open. But that's how
you like make sure it burns slow and also that
it's it's sealed. And then if you need the little
ring that doesn't get you all sticky.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh, because we are classy smokers here.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
The way you smoke with this class it's how mom smoke.
This is upscale smoking. Although I think I'm gonna buy
a bong, you gonna go back. I think going back
to bogs.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
That's the cleanest way to smoke weed, like the healthiest way.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Well there's nothing, Yeah, there's nothing in between you and
the weed except the glass and the water. It's so
intense though, butt I love backwards. I know me too.
Maybe we'll need to do something maybe like like integrate
the bomb, yeah, variety, integrate the bong. Okay, remember the
other one, the vaporizer. What is it? The old old
school bong where it like heats it up slowly plug
it in.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh my god, with a little glass little thing.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Yeah, is that a vaporizer. Yeah, it's a OG vaporizer.
Is that like the O G vape? Yeah? Oh my god,
I remember my I have I actually I think I
still have mine. It's like a wood box, right, a
little wood box that has the rod and you have
the thing the little like you plug it in, you
put the weed in.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It burns the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You have to put it the perfect Now it's supposed
to like warm it slowly, yeah, but you ended up
burning that shit because you have to like fuck with
the temperature. And I remember that someone's showing me that.
It's like what is this? But you can't really gauge
how high you're getting because it's just like heating it
up slowly, so then you get really high. Wow, vintage
vintage weed. Smoking this feels vintage? Why with that the ring?
(04:22):
I like that. I was thinking vintage, Like, oh, the
honey's bubbling the early two thousands. You see it getting hot?
That hot, honey? Do you know that honey?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I think I was to day's years old.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I'll never forget it now that they found honey in
the tombs that was over three thousand years old and
it was still edible. Honey. Everything goes bad even if
it's that. Probably must have been some enchanted honey. Whoever
ate that probably got some life be wisdom, some universal
wisdom through that ingestion. I wish I could get my
hands on some three thousand year old honey, like WINNI the.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Pooh, I wipe dope.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
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I was watching this thing on the Internet the other
day and it was from our friends over at tonight's conversations.
(05:48):
Oh wait, before you do that, I just want does
anyone just real quick?
Speaker 2 (05:52):
No, go ahead? What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Does anybody like this song? Your lunch is ready? I
don't mean for you?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
They hate no, sure.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That I got the dessert.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
To Oh she got the dessert? What kind of dessert
you got?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
That's missus Nedda and I don't know her until this
season of the Internet, but I love her and they're
talking bad about miss Dda on the Internet. Her I
don't know because she was born a man, but she
dressed in women's clothes. But she doesn't think she's she's
not transgender. She's just a regular old school homosexual who's
just minded her business, making Charles lunch and ship. And
then she made this epic song, the old school homosexual.
I don't know, she's.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Vintage. Back in the day, they weren't so high strung about.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Yeah, they're more relaxed, minding them more low key. And she,
you know, taking care of her man, getting her hair done.
I planned on remaking the video because she's in the
hairdresser and she got all this glitter in her eyes.
And then she goes to a fried chicken joint and
gives Charles his meal, and you know it was a
good woman. She's a good woman or man. I don't know.
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I don't really care. I like her anyway, her and Charles,
if they come to LA, they can get my coin
because I might come see Charles and around.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Just open her own spot now, she.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Should That should be the intro, because they've been mean
to her on the internet. But I don't know why,
because she's just making Charles lunch and mine in her business.
That was my internet discovery that I love this week. Sorry,
I know you're about to get into something more serious,
so I just wanted to get that out.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Of the way. I don't think we need to go serious
now now.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
I'd rather stay here, Charles, your lunch is ready that
we must motion eating. I gave her land of a
plate on Stories and I put the song over it.
It's so funny. Oh man, that's a fun funny ass song.
I think that we are in the season of people
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having late in life music careers. I think I'm gonna
enjoin it. I think I'm doing it. I've seen it
between her, the lady I met today at the coffee
shop that says she's relaunching her music career.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
She said that yeah. She said, okay, she was probably
about fifty seven years old.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And I said, did you have a career before? She said, no,
I never took off. I never really.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I was always scared to do it, and so now
I'm about to do it. And I was like, bitch,
you better do that. No time better than now. Did
she say what kind of music she did? Rock? Yeah,
rock and roll. Yeah, And she had this tattoo on
her ass. It was like she bent over and I said, oh, yeah, bitch,
you were in there because she showed your at well. No,
but she had it was like shaped around her butt,
(08:44):
like it was like a little heart shape, but it
was like snakes and like barbed wire.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
What's that, Whember? Was that Pamela Anderson movie barb Wire?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I don't remember any Pamela Anderson movies.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
You don't remember Pamela Anderson movie.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I only when she ever did that was maybe she
did other movies, but there was one in particular that
really said her to the top of the charts, and
it was called barbed Wire. Oh, I can't recall.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Anyway she had.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
The reason I remember that because she had this tattoo
on her arm that was pretty memorable and it look
that's what looked like this lady had on her ass.
And she definitely watched that movie and got it. I
think it was a real tattoo, right, that's like a
realm when she had she was pretty rockstar Pamela anders
she was she is.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
I watched her documentary. It was pretty good.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Oh really Yeah. They were mean to her too, that
mean to everybody. They society has no they really fucked
her up with Tommy and the sex tape. They ruined
their fucking life with that shit. Ruin Pamela's like, yeah,
like it was like she went through a like so
much trauma and him trying to get the sex tape back,
and it was just like everyone like slut shaming her
(09:43):
because she was fucking her husband, like it was crazy
like slut shaming her, but also like super super promoting
her sledge so much money off of that mood off
she and she didn't make a dime. That was before
I was like, oh, bitch, yeah, it was like the
first is the old g sex tape. They remember so
much money, like an absurd amount, and she didn't see
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one dime of that, and she didn't even she didn't
want it, like she was so traumatized around it.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
She wanted it to be just gone.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
Because she never did porn before that. Right now someone
stole oh someone like broke into the house, broke into
the house and stole that ship. I think that was
about around the time that Los Angeles, like California started
really putting in some really deep extortion laws, because like
there that was a big thing back in the day,
just like releasing people ship with no penalty.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And now people just put their sex tapes out for money.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Now they don't even put them out, They just like
put them on only fans.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, only fans.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Yeah, I don't really, Yeah, you got you gotta have
a big check just waiting for that type of full
frontal Damn. Imagine having an OnlyFans and like putting her
pussy on the like on OnlyFans and fucking on OnlyFans,
and like being unsuccessful selling pussy. I know, I fucking
around the way. Curls who had a meme today that said,
imagine your prostitute and you ain't making no money, imagine
(10:59):
that pussy. Yeah no, no, it's not selling. I was like, God,
that's crazy, that's not oh man, but that's a lot.
I'm sure there's a lot of unsuccessful only fans ers,
only fanners. I mean, if twenty Tony had everybody thinking
that you were going to be the top one percent,
but imagine the other ninety nine percent. I still think
that A I could have the late in life music
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career and I could still take off my feet that
I haven't I haven't figured I haven't done it.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
I actually made a whole page. I put feet picks.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Up and then if you didn't pitch publish.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I can't figure out.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
I can't figure out how to make my this one
picture the main photo. So then you said, and it
was like really hard to use.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
It's not easy.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's not if the interface is not so simple and
I wanted it to be really good. Is it like
an interface like only fans or specifically I don't know, because.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
I don't have the only fans interface.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
I've never so this one's only for feet. This is
it's called foot finder Wait full find her Full find her.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, so we.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Got to look up some like the top five I
have odd ways to make money.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
It's definitely sex. It used to be a call girls,
cam girls, cam girls.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I had a girl. Oh yeah, I have a friend
from my friend. That's a that's a bold statement. She's
a woman that I know I went to high school with,
and she was doing She divorced her husband and she
had nothing. She didn't know what she was going to
do until she started doing cam being a cam girl,
and she was killing it. That's that's a success story.
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I know she figured it out.
Speaker 2 (12:30):
And she wasn't even getting naked.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
You just talk. She was just in lingerie and like
just she like being playful and shit. The only thing
about well, I guess if you're not getting naked doesn't
fucking matter. Was like, if people record it, probably some
weird people on there, but it's probably licrative. There's probably
more weird perverts on the line than there is, you
know everywhere else. Seems like there's never going to be
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an ending to that market.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Perves perves and sex.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Person sex people are like. I think that people are
super perverse because they it's suppressed. Sexuality suppressed, kinks are suppressed,
and then like when you like hide it but you
still feed it, it just turns into this like secret world.
Hence the Internet. Also people are bold though, because the
(13:19):
other day this man sent me his asshole. Oh yeah,
whoau He sent me like just totally unannounced. I don't
know how I got so lucky to witness it. I
was when I was much she opened it, I was like, whoa, And.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
No, not only his asshole, but his asshole flexing.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
He like sent to her a kiss it was and he.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
Said did you He asked me, like, did you like
the wink?
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Yeah, the wink and it was something asshole was winking. Yeah,
like and I and I have to say he was
a hairless asshole. It was a nice.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Asshole one color.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I think he might bleach his asshole, unless he's just
the smoothest asshole. I don't know. I don't think all
one color it was.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
It was like a very soft brown to like light
skinned like him.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yeah, it was a smooth transition. It wasn't Harry like
was is it still on there or to disappear? Oh
it was smart, I guess because I would have definitely
re examined it live. But yeah, I was a little
cut off guard.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I mean, out there, let me try.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
It wasn't even my d MS, and I was like, okay,
and this is a long standing but he and but
I didn't ask for this, and he really like, I
don't know what he wanted me to do with that.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I mean maybe he heard the episode where I say
that I like to I will look ask.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
You definitely did, but I don't want to ask.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Whole photos sent to me.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
You don't want ask winks.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I don't want to ask.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
No, I don't In the comments, you guys, do you
appreciate or do not appreciate ass winks? I need to
hear from the people he said us on Good Moms
or my person I think that's your personal I never
I've never received an ass wink. So I don't know,
but you know, even the ankle was extremely professional and
I was like, this is no.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
It was like stup.
Speaker 1 (14:58):
The camera was perfectly perfectly, it was perfectly centered, and
it was his ass was so moisturized. He's done that before.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Oh gods disappeared.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
How disappointing. Yep, I was not prepared. Hope I didn't
share too much. I love getting eight and wanted to share. Well,
you know, you never know, someone somewhere, some someone somewhere
liked it, and that's where he sat got that set
up from. It's worked for him. What a comment below?
If you like getting asshole picture sent to you, maybe
(15:32):
it's me. Maybe I'm not open.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
They're not as open as I.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Thought, not as open as his asshole. It wasn't gouging,
it was it was nice. It just was I think
you should at least warn someone. You should have some like.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
How do you warn someone you're gonna send the picture
of that as?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
I think there's some pre conversation that happens. That's just
like I love asshole, Like what is yours? I love
ass Like there should be some kind of flirting happening,
specifically regarding ass holes I love asshole, I said, maybe
he got her confused with me because I like like
rimming porn, and I've said that before, but yeah, even
(16:10):
I wasn't prepared for that one.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
So that you do like to watch asshole porn.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That is different than an ass wink, that is different
than an isolator.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
So you have a specific asshole porn you like, you
don't live when it winks.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
No, No, it's just like there's a whole scene. There's
sex happening too, that's just a part of the sex.
So the rimming is rimming is when someone's like licking
around the buttole. Yeah, so you like to see women
rimming men or you like either one. I like to
watch either one, but it has to be in like
the full porn, not just like this isolated wink with
no like with no pregamer. You know, you don't go
(16:49):
straight for the shot, you just like, you know, you
build up warmly and then you get like hardcore. But
he just went straight hardcore. Yeah, I have the category
that I been watching more recently. I don't watch a
lot of porn, but every now and then I go
I go into my U porn categories, and the one
that I like is double penetration, but it has to
(17:10):
be a white girl getting fucked by two black guys
because I think it feels like reparations. We like, like
kind of hardcore.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Yeah, yeah, like they have to be fucking the shit
out here.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
What do you say double penetration? Do you mean one
in the butthole? Just one in the butthole. This is
definitely not going to monetize on you. This was not monetizing.
It's one in the in the booty hole and one
in the pussy hole. I can't like one both in
the pussy hole. You know what I don't like.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I don't want I don't need the dicks to touch
like that.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
I don't like watching the butthole get super huge on
the little pink white butts, Like, I don't like that.
It just kind of well, it's a special It's also
a specific white girl I can't have, like like the
no ass white girl, Like it's the white girl that
you know fucks black guys outside of here Texas.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
You know, I love Alexis.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
She doesn't do bla black eye porn. Right, that was
a big that was a big, big thing we forgot.
Do we ask for that? I don't know, but I
hope she comes We needed to ask for that. Yeah,
well she can come back. Hey, so we brought you
all the way back here because we've one specific, very
important question that people want to know. We've got a
lot of We've got a lot of shit in the comment.
I know, like, did you ask her like why does
(18:24):
she not like basically call her a racist and that
we were just letting her be on her show, just
letting it slide. Alexis is Puerto Rican?
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Alexis's dad is Puerto Rican. Okay. I think back in
the day, though, fucking black eyes like would make you
less money. So maybe I thought maybe so she sucked
them in private. I don't know. I think so we
need to ask both questions. Her ex husband wasn't black though,
I think I asked that. I don't know how I
asked that, probably just like was he black? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I do.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
I like the porn where the girl's getting devoured by
the black men makes me really happy. Mm hmm. You
feel like you're getting reparations through them. Inn Have you
been watching porn on your since you've been celibate.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
A little bit?
Speaker 1 (19:11):
That was when I watched I watched recently. But is
that like making it more difficult porn? No, I know
it's not real, but like, is it making it harder
to be celibate or is it just like scratching it it?
Speaker 2 (19:24):
No, it helps me.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
I have to, like, I have to master some visual
a lot, because it's it's not possible to be a
happy person if you're not releasing as a woman.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
I don't know about men. I feel like men need
to fucking keep their steament inside of them.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Well, the more often they need to forget figure out
how to release without ejaculating. But I'm not just gonna
ask you. I forgot to release without ejaculating, orgasm without ejaculating.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, that's what I do.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
Have you been masturbating without vibrators?
Speaker 2 (19:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
Yeah, don't seem so thrilled. Yeah, today I did it.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
Today.
Speaker 1 (20:00):
I used a wand that vibrates, a wand that vibrates.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
It's like a you know, like a little wand.
Speaker 1 (20:05):
Oh that's what I mean, like if you use anything
with none like no electricity. Yeah, I'm saying I have
mostly been using crystals, but today I used the wand
and the DP, the reparations DP.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
No, I did I just imagined someone fucking me looking.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Me and the girl. Women's minds are so much more
powerful than the porn. It's like you watch it for
the first thirty seconds and then well that's.
Speaker 2 (20:29):
Usually what I use porn for. I don't like finish
with it.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
I usually just like need a little inspiration and then
you can then go into your head. And at this point,
I'm always manifesting when I masturbate.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
I oh, I don't masturbate without.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Manifesting anymore at this point in my life because it
just feels better, honestly, and I feel like I actually
feel better afterwards.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It helps me with my release.
Speaker 1 (20:53):
It's kind of like seeming retention for women. Yeah, and
I was thinking about that, like women like it's it's
not the same, Like we don't need to keep that.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
We don't need to keep that.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I guess life force energy inside of us, and well,
I can back up our chakras and up to our no.
I think we can. We can. We have the ability
to like recycle it, but I think yeah, with intention.
But also we don't ejaculate, so it's not like coming
out in an actual substance like they're like their sperm
is actually like super potent.
Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh no, it's like a lot of living little organs.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
The best, the best of everything, you know, the best
of all of their organs and ship. So I think
it just works differently because we're not like exposed, Like
it's not expoiling expulsion. I'm saying the right word, am I?
You know the bitches on YouTube will catch you say
the wrong word. Oh, we're gonna play. Did you have
(21:49):
that clip? We're gonna players? It was a little so heavy?
I don't really want to go there now. I was, Yeah,
the show Internet is so is fucking stupid sometimes And
then you know what I always hate. I hate people
on the Internet who ask other dumb people on the
Internet like critical things about themselves, because it's like what
even why would you even ask this person?
Speaker 2 (22:07):
What do you mean like critical things about liot, the world?
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Just in general about themselves, like for instance, like all
the women, all the women asking Kevin Samuels for advice
about their appearance, or the woman there asking this panel
of who the fuck knows about you know, her worthiness,
or like if she's going to find a man, Like
who are these people? Why are we going to random
people asking for advice and trusting them with like our
(22:31):
self worth. Like that irritates me.
Speaker 2 (22:34):
Yeah, because people need, people need to google everything about them.
I mean think about it.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
We have apps that tell us who we are and
what we're feeling today, it's still like seeking validation. To
go back to my favorite show of reality, Love is Blind.
No not, Love is Blind. Married at first Sight and
love is Blind. It's just like even then when you
see when it doesn't work, or like when when they're
not falling in love with a stranger, because duh, that
(23:03):
like the people's people's need to be validated really comes up,
and like you see this like inner dialogue that it
really just like how it affects it outside when it's
like duh, bitch, now you're gonna like be mad when
you came on a stupid ass show with a man
you never met in your fucking life. What the fuck
did you think was gonna happen? But instead they're like,
(23:24):
why doesn't he like me? And like I'm doing everything
I can. It's like you're stupid. Well, I think that
people like are a lot of times the biggest participant
of their own suffering and they actively are participating in it.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
And it's like kind of masochistic.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
Like I think we live in a society that is
extremely masochistic, Like we actively enjoy hurting ourselves.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
It's addictive. It's like cutting, like the like just.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Having the Instagram on your phone if you don't have
like if you're not foollowing the people that actually make
you feel good, and you're and you're actively looking on
the Explore page, which actually the Explore page will tell you.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
A lot about someone. I think that's like a dating hack.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
Actually look at their Explore page, Like take the person's
phone and ask them to open up their Explorer page,
and that will tell you pretty much everything you really need.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
To know about them.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
That's the algorithm.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Yeah, because it's the algorithm, and you can see, like
what it is that they're looking at. What does my
Explore page look like? I know, let's see, I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (24:27):
What if I say looking at today that I'm scared.
My Explorer page looks like wait, where is the Explore
page over here? I don't know what this shit is.
Black love, it's just minus pregnant people, black art. I mean,
(24:47):
mine's like nine's not so bad. Stupid shit. I'm gonna
take a screenshot. This is my Explorer page. I don't
know what half this shit is.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And now I'm looking at my Explore page because I
was going on a deep dive of Joshua Jackson and
Lupita Nyogo. Who's he? Where? Who's Joshua Jackson from Dawson's Creek.
Oh he was Paisey. You know his name, Paisey speaks.
I don't fucking out. Don't watched Dawson's Creak. What I
remember the song, but I didn't really watch Dawson's Creak.
But speaking of old shows, did you see chili As
(25:20):
dating the guy from.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Uh, Wonder Years?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
No? He is? He looks like is he the guy from?
Is that the guy from Wonder Years? Oh my god,
it's gonna stress me out. Boy meets World, Boy meets World?
What's name she's dating? Sean from Boy meets Matthew Lawrence? Yeah,
and I'm like, what odd? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Like how happy they are? They actually are adorable?
Speaker 1 (25:40):
They are adorable, but I just didn't see it coming. Wow,
we're going on to do. It's kind of like Roxy,
remember Roxy from I saw this today. I saw this
the other day on the internet. Roxy from one of
six in Park. Yeah, she's been dating Joe for the
last like seven years, the singer Joe. Oh yeah, who
knew that? I think I did know that. I kind
of did, but I forgot. But yeah, because who knows
(26:02):
what Joe's doing. But how fucking cute they are.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Look at him. He even got a little swag, she said, baby,
let me let me even a little swag. Look these glasses.
You know what.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
He was a fine one on boy Means world. He's
not so fine anymore. That's how you know. Your styles
change as you get older. The guys you're cute when
you're younger and not cute when you're older.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
She's got he's working with something over there that she liked.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Apparently they've been doing dance, TikTok dances, and shit, they
do dances. Oh yeah, on vacation we.
Speaker 2 (26:24):
Speaking of TikTok dances and couples did April and what's
the same breakup?
Speaker 1 (26:31):
I don't know, it's a mystery, he diggs. I don't know.
It's a mystery because I was really enjoying their content
and then it was no longer. Maybe it got too much.
I thought they broke up, and then I saw her
over there again, I don't know, child. You know, you
can't sell the internet shit because then they're going to
be investigating your relationship. Thereafter, I thought they were cute.
It looked like maybe they're having some issues, that's why
they stuff posting each other. But maybe they're still trying
to work it out. Oh you're so I love how
(26:52):
hopefully you are for them. But Joshua Jackson was dating
Jodie Turner, who was in that movie what's that movie again?
Like they were like like the Bonnie and Clyde, the
Black version, Oh slip, Queen and Queen and Slim. They
were dating for a long time and that was also like,
oh my god, josh Jackson, what the fuck? She's like
(27:14):
a supermodel, gorgeous. And then they had a baby and
now they are divorced and he's on vacation with Blue Pizza.
Nango didn't she didn't she work out like the Soho house?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
And she did? She got me my so House membership.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Yeah so interesting. I mean, but he likes a specific woman,
like dark skinned and bald and model, Like, what do
you think about that?
Speaker 2 (27:38):
I'm kind of into it. I want I want to
like no more.
Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, I'm always intrigued by Yeah, I don't know when
I ever, like anytime I've ever dated any white man,
I'm always asking like do you always say black women?
Speaker 2 (27:51):
Like it's always kind of like the goofy white boy
that likes black women? What is that about you? Like
a little quirky.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
Remember the guy who was my friend that I went
in a couple dates who was a friend.
Speaker 2 (28:01):
And oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
But like he didn't seem like a guy who would
like necessarily he's like a goofy white but he is
his girlfriend then he had for a long term, long time.
For a minute, this last girlfriend was black, so it
must be like his flavor. But I always wondered, like
did you just see like Janet Jackson as a child,
and you're like.
Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yep, or is he does he have a black soul?
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Sometimes they have black souls. It's true, it's true. I
do believe some people have black souls and maybe it's
from their soul, from their last existence, and some people
have white souls. I dated a black guy who had
a white soul. I know for a fact that guy
I did poetry Bay for sure had a white soul
and adventure Bay for sure. You know his grandfather brother
was white, the Mussages. Those genes were strong soul ties
(28:43):
for real. But sometimes it's like, is it fetish? Sheet,
you know, is it a fetish? I mean, Joshua Jackson
is giving fetish a little bit. It's giving fetish, but
you know, we don't know that, man, I don't know,
but he like.
Speaker 2 (28:56):
But you know it's not fetish because people have types
just like I have.
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Right, right, right, So if we remove the yeah, the
obvious that which the thing is. It's such a touchy
subject and it's been so touchy in our history that
I get to do you have to do more investigating
to kind of find out because those were always you
hear about relationship. Not always, but a lot of times
you hear about relationships like this. And then when she
goes to South, they be calling their lovers niggers and shit,
(29:21):
and so you gotta be careful of that. You do
you do you do because it's suddenly yeah, you know
they go and swip that flip that sweat.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Well, those are two.
Speaker 1 (29:28):
I feel like both of those women that he chose
are very intelligent women. So I feel like they've done
some They had to have done some. Yeah, and they're
both very very like for the culture publicly all the time, right,
you know, another interracial relationship. I'd like to know more
about Eve and her billionaire husband. Who does he's a
(29:49):
goofy white, he's a goofy and she's like a rough rider.
So she's she still has the pause. She better not
take those off with the fuck she has a pause
on her titties. I would like to be, you know,
at their house for a week, probably because it's really lavish,
but also because what are you guys talking about? And
how's the sex? Have you ever been around people and
he thought about what they would look like having sex?
Speaker 2 (30:11):
What do you mean all the time? Every day?
Speaker 1 (30:13):
It's only when it's like an odd couple all or
like a really hot couple.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh god, I just thought.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I just thought about a girl we know and her
white husband and thinking about them having sex. Ooh ooh no,
I can't want to know who that is.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
We were talking about them earlier. I was exposed at
her party.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
I mean you didn't have the visual Oh that?
Speaker 2 (30:39):
No? Yeah, see can you imagine that?
Speaker 3 (30:44):
No?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
No, you know what the thing is? Black men have
so much swag and not just like not just black men.
It's not even just like the stereotypical like body type
and like the sexualization they do have. The black men
like everything every poor the frequency, the way your skin feels,
(31:06):
the way your hair feels in my hands, your body,
the weight of your muscle, even if you're skinny, like
you just there's like a heavy and there's a warmth.
Speaker 2 (31:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I would just feel like there's just depth even to
the dumb ones. I would think about DBC while I
was having sex with my white husband. I know I
would have to go summer and fine, tall, kind, nice
smile and black man walk by, and I'd say, want
my life be back. I often think about that when
(31:41):
when I see black women with white men. I'm like,
when you see a fine as black man walk in
the walk in the room, what do you are you like?
Speaker 2 (31:48):
What do you think?
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Are you just like I'm happy happy, why I got
mina want? Or or do you think do you think
black men are more inclined to feel that way when
a beautiful black woman walks in the room, or a
black woman is more inclined. I think that a black
woman is more inclined because I think that black men
have really truly been very well brainwashed to believing that
(32:09):
the Eurocentric like standard beauty is like somehow better. But
I've seen it in like when I was cocktail waitress,
or just in situations where I would be around a
black man who's with a white woman and I would
see her discomfort. Well, there's a forbiddenness in it that
adds value yah that white body for them and possibly
their credit score.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
I mean that goes both ways.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, but I do I don't. I
feel like black men have less like thought about it.
I think, you know what, I think black women have
been historically so loyal, Like it's like we're women, so
our connection to our men is different. It's almost at
a fault, right like, And so I think that extends
into that, I think. But you know, I'm only a scientist.
(32:54):
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Speaker 2 (33:39):
We'll see you guys next time.
Speaker 3 (33:40):
Bye.
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Speaker 2 (34:13):
Mhmm
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