Misconceptions of a Wild Mom

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
She couldn't She cleaned and cared for her children and
the man of the house, and of course she didn't
talk back. She was both obedient and soft by nature.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
She was a good woman who always made good choices.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
We're good Mom's bad choices, two single mom who said,
but the patriarchy shared all their bad choices and found
out they were so bad after all. We're experts over
shares and your new besties. Sit back and enjoy the ride.
I can do it. Welcome back to good Mom's Bad Choices.
I'm Erica and I'm Meila, and it's a Wednesday, motherfuckers.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's another good Wednesday, y'all, and we are here at
the Church of Good Moms to speak to you the
good word of the good moms of the not so
good world.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
How's it going?

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Amen, hallelujah, Let's just say amen. Wh need to get
some of those like orchestra. Where are sound effects?

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Orlando? Cue the sound? Oh sound effects. I need a button.
I need to be like a producer. I think that
we just need to invest in our own little pad
right here, and we just do it ourselves. Well, because
we like. We only we know our comedic timing.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
When I start to preaching, I need some organs, like
the organ sound.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
That is it. I'm getting another one of those. I'm
putting it right here. We need to get those sounds
on Facebook Marketplace asap.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
They have everything on Facebook Marketplace. You know, this is
not a segment, but I'm just gonna make it one
right now. And it's called mom Tip of the Week,
and the mom tip of the motherfucking week and of
all the year is go on Facebook fucking Marketplace because
you can sell and buy pretty much anything. I'm pretty
sure you could buy exotic animals on that bitch.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
You could. Literally you can't. You can buy land. I look,
I was looking up land in Costa Rica on Facebook
Marketplace because that's where they're selling it. Because you know,
like the old people, they're on Facebook. That's where they're
don't tell anybody that, Oh sorry, never mind, really, yeah, girl,
you can buy farms on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Well, this is another announcement. I want to buy a farm.
We want to buy a good mom's farm. It's gonna
be like a community where everybody has duties and like
we could just leave the world and go off grid
and like deliver our own babies and I don't know,
source our own water and make our own fires, and
I don't know. I think it's time that we're going
from podcasts to community. We're going from the podcast to

(02:25):
the Good Mom's community. If you want to apply to move.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
To the community.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's a tribe style living. You know, we have like
two people babysit once a night, we rotate. Everybody gets
free time.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yep, I love it. I love it. Yeah. Also, if
you want to donate to building the property of in
our land on Costa Rica, you too can have three
vacations once the once the bungalow goes up, you can
have three vacations with your family there. If you donate
five thousand dollars so that we can build our road
in Costa Rica.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
This is a community land that we're buying. And so
if you want to be a part of the Good
Mom's Community in Costa Rica and you want to have.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
A time share on our land, send us.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Your your pastuffs so you can make sure that you
can afford five thousand dollars and then you two can
stay at our property I don't know, three times in
the next three years.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
For today's Yeah, thirty days. It's a month, thirty fucking days,
five thousand dollars. I mean that's a steal. That is
a steal, right, Yeah, your family can come. I'm actually
not kidding. I know you're not. We're gonna bet you.
I'm gonna look you deep in your eyes, and I'll
know that's because looking deep in somebody's eyes. Yeah, I'm

(03:37):
pretty good read on people. I could look in their
eyes and be like, that bitch is crazy, says every
bitch ever. I knew she was crazy when I'm looking
to her eyes, but I ignored it anyway. I just
did that recently. Fuck you ignored someone's crazy in their eyes? Yeah? Yeah,
and then they're crazy? Yeah, what would you say? The

(03:58):
indication of crazy looks like it's like something in the eyes.
It's like a dead it's like a deadness. It's a
little bit of a deadness in the eye or like
you're just not all there, or like it's like a
crazy eye. Like it's a little Yeah, it's like one
is big, one eyes bigger than the other. You know
what it is, like one eyes bigger than the other.
Or is this this the dead eye where it's like

(04:19):
a little helpless and lost. That's just tired, mom, it's
overwhelmed Momay, that's make eye contact, if you know.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
The hard part about filtering out the crazy people to
the same people is that I hate to break it
to everyone, but like ninety percent of the people right
now are crazy, and I don't even think it's their fault.
It's just like the state of the world plus society
plus western everything.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
It's you're lucky to find a sane friend. Well, you
find sane. What is your version of saying.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
My version of saying is uh, self aware, not like
crashing out more than like like not crashing out like
golden crashing out like once a quarter.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, not like every day. Oh yeah, I feel like Luna.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Recently, Luna used the term crash out.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
She went to I just realized.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
She went to a play date and she was like, yeah,
I was playing with so and so, and she just
got so mad and she started crying and crashing out.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
Actually, I think she told me that the girl who
got beat up at the school was crashed out. Oh yeah,
it was she was. She said she crashed out in
the bathroom. Luna went to school and her friend got
beat up in the bathroom, got jumped in the bathroom.
This is fourth grade.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
Guys had like a very predominantly Caucasian charter school. I
was very shocked. I was like, wait, what happened. Apparently
one of the little girls calculated this is what I
thought was very interesting. Basically, I said, how was the
last day of school? She said it was horrible. It's
the last It was the worst last day of school
I've ever had. And I said, whoa, what the fuck happened?

(06:06):
She's like, I can't wait to tell you the tea.
First of all, she can't wait to tell me or
Land of the tea, especially this fucking gossip queen Orlando
over there, because he loves he's a messy bitch.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
So she's telling me.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, so so and so called my other friend into
the bathroom and beat her up.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
And I was like, what do you mean? I like why.
She was like, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Last week she said, she like must have shoved her
or said something to her. I said, whoa, wait, let
me get this street. Your ten year old friend calculated
this for a week and then proceeded to beat the
girl up in the bathroom. She said, yeah, she told
her other friend last week that she was going to
do it. She was going to wait till the after
school party down the street at the pizza parlor, but
I guess she couldn't wait. And then furthermore, she asked

(06:49):
another girl to stand by the bathroom and watch and wait,
as like.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
To like make sure like no one came by. Yes,
oh my gosh. She kicked out, no, I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
What she said, little bitch was at the party after
after school.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
She was at the party.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I I realized at this moment, this might have been
a bad choice.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
I was cracking at is that your bad choice of
the week? That was my bad choice of me? Because
I was like.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
She was like, I was like nah, I was like, no,
she didn't calculate it. I said, what the fuck did
she do to her? I said, what did she say
to her for her to wait? I said, that's a
crazy bitch. She waited a week. I said, I don't
know any ten year old who has patients and calculations
enough to.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Wait a week to beat somebody up and then plan it.
And then I was like, so, she's like it was
so bad. Mom. I was crying. I was like, you
and your friends are soft I can't wait to see
who this little girl grows up to be. With all
this patience, she makes like a Russian mobster. So I
was like, was she Russian? Yeah? I was like, you know,
russiansn't fuck around. I know.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
I was like, why were you crying? She's like I
was scared. And I was like, girl, you better you.
I better not here by anybody beating you up. You
better not be soft. And then I later, like late
at night, I was like sleep. I was like, fuck,
I should have never said that. I was like, I
have I lack emotional maturity.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Now.

Speaker 3 (08:06):
She doesn't think it's okay to cry when her friends
get beat up. So the next day she had to
like smooth it up, Like, remember you told me you
were crying at the fight.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
She's like yeah. I was like, it's okay to cry.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Actually, when I saw my first fight in the sixth grade,
I was pretty hysterical too.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
And then I just relived what I said and I
was like, haha, she's soft. What the fuck is wrong
with you? I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
It just seemed I just was caught off guard. I
was completely caught off guard by the conversation. It was
hilarious at the time. I needed to know more details,
and I was just like, I was like, damn.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Your friend's soft. She got beat up in the bathroom.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
I was like, I need you guys to get your
fucking boxing moves up. And then I realized that was
not the best reaction to the fight. And then I
got home, like, tell Orlando, Orlando, guess what happened at
school today.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Oh my god, Oh, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
But yeah, the kids are getting more advanced. Be careful.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
I mean, that's why kids need to know self defense.
Because first of all, the school called me saying, Luna.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Got beat up. I'm coming to beat a little ten
year old's ass. And I don't even think they called
the girl's mom until like.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
We yeah, I don't know her or something.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
But I was like, this is absolutely insane that this girl.
And then she said that the other girl who was
the lookout, she was like, she went in the bathroom
to find her friend. She's like, oh, don't go in there,
and she's like why and she's like, I don't know.
She went there and saw the bitcher wailing on.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
The other girl, and I said, did she try to
break it up? Luna was just like, what are you doing?
Oh god, what are you doing? And then the girl
ran was bleeding and she bleeding, there was blood, there
was blood. Oh my god, these little bitches are crazy,
That's what I said.

Speaker 3 (09:47):
I'm like, not in this fucking charter school. I didn't
see this coming. I don't even know there was any like,
there's not even really catty girl beef like that.

Speaker 2 (09:54):
So this one little bit she took it to the
next level.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
Okay, shit, And my Luna had told me one time
that that girl tries to like she told me she
was like, I told my other friend that she tries
to like manipulate her and I was like, manipulate her.
She was like, yeah, she tries to be the boss
of her. And then I tried to remind her that
she said that, and I was like, didn't you say
that that girl be manipulating and like trying to be
the boss of people. She's like, yeah, but she's been

(10:19):
n like she's not like that for real. She was
like trying to make excuses. I was like, that's what
happens when you're manipulative a little bit, you get beat up.
I didn't say that, but I was like trying to
be like, well, didn't you tell me something about her?
And she was like no, I guess I should have also.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Tried not to justify her getting beted. Oh my god,
did you ever get into any little fights when you
were in Luna's age around that time? School? No? Not
in school.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
One time, my father dropped me off in the hood
what of, like the hood of like West Philadelphia, with
like my very hood cousin, and yeah, I got in
a fight there and then he came to pick me up,
probably like five days later, because my parents were fucking
dropping me off forever, and I had flea bites and sorry,

(11:05):
it was it was it was really hood like it
was a numbers house.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Do you know what that is? No? What's that?

Speaker 3 (11:09):
Numbers houses on the East Coast? People who play numbers.
It's like a gambling house.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
So not only did they he drop off in the
hoodie hood hood and I had to be like ten,
maybe nine. It was a numbers house, which means there
are gamblers and guns, and.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Who was there, like, who was there to watch by gambling? Uncle? Nobody?

Speaker 3 (11:29):
And he came to get me and they're like he's like,
came and pick me up and they're like, look, she
could fight, and it hit me in my face and
I was just like, and I'm pretty sure it was
a boy, Like I got to.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Fire the boy and he's like, your dad watched this happen.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
He was just like okay, trying to go and he'll
never forget because every time I remember time I dropped
off in the head.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
And I picked you up and they're like, look, Miles,
she could fight trauma who lovely.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
So in addition to my flea bites, I did get
in that one fight, but a lot of my fights, Gratto,
we're like as adults, not like as a young adult
like in my twenties. But I realized that my problem
is I'm better now, but I can't let go of shit,
like if some I think the one time I do
remember fighting somebody, like outside the club is it was

(12:16):
the girl was talking shit and someone had just told
me and I was like, really, I just saw that
bitch and she didn't say shit. And then I saw
her at the club and I was like, don't say anything,
don't say anything, and then she like slid by me
and I was like, hey, somebody told me that you
said blah blah blah, She's like, what the fuck are
you talking about?

Speaker 2 (12:31):
And I was like bet.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Then we left the club and then I think she
was talking some more shit and then we just fodder.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Oh it was it was a group effort. It was
a group of My friend Shawnee was there. Actually, I
wonder if she remembers.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
But I was just like I could have just shut
the fuck up and let it go. I could have
just been like, oh, okay, this bitch was talking shit.
She wasn't my friend or anything, but no, no, no, no,
no no.

Speaker 2 (12:52):
I had to.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Say, hey, bitch, were you talking shit? Because I just
saw you last week and you were saying motherfucking thing.
So it's the Philly and me and I think it's
down to five percent at this point, so I don't
think I would beginning into any over thirty fights. But
that was really just the only time I think that
I can think of from the top of my head.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
What about you? No no adult fights, well sword, not really.
It was like a bitch in the bathroom that was
taking Like I was knocking and she got mad and
she came out swinging and like we were like fighting
through the door, like fighting through the crack at the
car this was a not cosa Vega. MEXICALI, you're a fa.

(13:31):
You had to be drunk as ship. It was to
my own MEXICALI. I was thinking to my own back
with that one. Yeah, MEXICALI shot if you're if you're
a valley girl like me or MEXICALI, you know that
bitch actually down the street. You know it's still open.
I know the food was never was horrible. It was
so bad. I just want to know how the get
underage drink. That's why it was. Like, you know, there's

(13:51):
certain like La spots. There was a sushi spot on Sunset,
there was MEXICALI, there was there's the spot over an Encina.
The spot didn't have a bar though, they just had houkah,
but they could have hookah. But you could be like twelve. Yeah,
I was at the spot at like four am when
I was twelve. I don't know why. Yeah, of course
you were, because it was down the street from your house. Yeah,

(14:13):
I can't with mexico I still open.

Speaker 3 (14:14):
That food is horrible, but they're obviously still going strong. Wait,
so you fought them through the door.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
And then that was it? And then yeah and then
like she like busts through and like ran out and
I was like, bitch, get out of here. And I
was like, oh, yeah, I'm not about to fight, you know.
I think like I've never really had a lot of
fights because they've they've just never fully escalated. And then
also I'm not scared to fight, but also like I
don't want to be in I don't want anyone to
hit my face. I don't either. I was very much like,
I don't even it's not even that deep to me, Like, actually,

(14:41):
the fact that you are jumping out a character lets
me know that you have nothing. I've won. I've won,
because now you're acting crazy and I'm just sitting here
like I was getting very much Kambella like still pretty,
but except didn't get in the fight, and that doesn't count,
I think.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I think not too long ago, like the last couple
of years, me and Danielle went out to the club
at the w I don't know what the club is
called right now, and we were waiting for an uber
and apparently like this white lady was also waiting for
the uber and she got into our uber and I
was like, this is our uber. She was like, what
the fuck are you talking about? Bitch, and I was like,

(15:19):
she like I couldn't believe him.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
I was like, yeah, bitch.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
And then we got in the car and I was like,
I really went to punch her bit she just got
that one.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, but that's probably like you know, sometimes all you
need just like you're just like you need to talk
about it for like three weeks and then and then
I pulled that bitch and the nose. Sometimes it's all
you need. You just need a little tiny bit of
action for a long shit talking session.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
And this makes me know that I probably need to
go to boxing or something more aggressive, because there's some
obviously some inks that needs to be released that anybody
could get poked.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
I mean, I think, I think when you start doing
those type of things, at least that's what I think about,
like wisha Ken because he's so like calm, but he
could also like kill you in four seconds. Is like
when you start like tapping into those type of modalities boxing, kickboxing,
muy thai, like you realize the power that you yield
and then you're like, you don't even you don't even
use it.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
I don't know if I have any moy Thaie power,
but listen, baby.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
No but when you if you did, oh yeah, I'm
just saying like, once you start doing those type of practices,
you actually don't even really utilize them as much.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Probably, I mean, I don't really utilize them now, but
apparently I have some things I need to get out.
So I fought my mom a few.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Times, lovely, so get out. Yeah, me and my mom
slapped each other around once. Is that what we have
to look forward to? And I hope not. I don't, like,
I can't. Oh my god, I can't even imagine. Are
we smacking me? They're fucking huge. I think Loda tried
to get like buck with me, like and I was like,
and I was like, I'll fuck you up. I might blackout.

(16:51):
I would black out. I would black I think. I yeah,
I get it. That's probably why your mom blacked out.
She's just nuts, I mean nuts plus the mom plus
the black Yeah, you know, Like, but I had to
tell my mom at a certain age like yo, you
talking like there's been a lot of times. Again, my
mom is grown a lot, and she is from Philly,
But there are times where I'm like, you do realize

(17:11):
I'm a grown ass bitch and you keep talking this shit, girl,
and it's not gonna be mom, daughter, It's gonna be
bitch on the street. You're using bitch on the street language.

Speaker 3 (17:21):
And I remember we were in the car and I
was in the passenger seat, and this is a while ago.

Speaker 2 (17:25):
I think I told you we were friends.

Speaker 3 (17:27):
Luna was in the back seat and me and her
going back and forth, and I was being really conscious
because Luna was in the back sat. She was five,
But Luna was in the back seat talking shit too,
like I remember this, my.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Mom, you better hours. I remember. God.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
I was like everybody's ghetto, everybody in the whole family.
I was like, I was just like really like I
was really just like praying, like get the fuck out
of the car. We gotta get just shut the fuck
up and get out of the car. Just I was
just like looking at her, and I just looked.

Speaker 2 (17:50):
Back at Luna and she's like, my mom, that is
not And I was like, let's.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Get out of here before it goes south. We're all
in jail, mom, daughter, granddaughter. The lineup, the lineup, A
five year old fucking twenty thirty year old Luna.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Cry. Yeah, every's crying. It's looking just aike.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Oh man, this is my ghetto of confessions. These I'm
my confessions, my goodness. Anyway, Dear God, please don't ever
let me have to get into any physical altercations with
my child, because that is ghetto.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
And we are moving on from that. We are healing that,
We're healing our lineage. No more ghetto fights amongst our families.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
And I promise I won't drop off Luna any trap
houses or number houses or in the hoods, except that
one time I did drop profit the projects in Harlem
to go out Forgive me, anyway, Have.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
You been any bad choices this week? Have I made
any bet? You keep putting me on the spot. I
gotta like really think about this. I had sex on

(19:16):
the couch and then my friend came over and sat
on it. I don't know if it's a bad choice.
It is your couch, I know, but I like kind
of got wet. It was like, who's your friend? Oh
my god. They're like why, I'm not gonna tell you
why your couch? Damn No, I tried it. I put
like a blow dryer on it. Yeah, okay, when you

(19:37):
come back to my couch, it's fully clean. Now which couch,
don't worry about it. Now I'm not gonna sit anywhere.
I'm like, no, no, no, no, cool, I'm gonna say it.
I was gonna go in the backyard. Everyone knows that
your couches are to be fucked on, and everyone's couch
has been fucked on and you've sat on it, including
I've sat on your couch that you've been fucked on.
Of course I don't.

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I don't even go to people's couches thinking you fucked
on it. I just like my mind already knows that
you fuck.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
Like you know, just next time you lay your head
on someone's couch to lay down when you're tired, just
know that someone's ass was there too, and maybe seatement. No,
there will be no semen on my couch.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
It will be no, because I got that that green
velvet and that ship shows you won't put no cement
on my couch. In fact, I feel like some people
were like trying to fuck on my couch and I
was like, hold on, hold on, guys, and it's I
got all these towels like okay.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Because I don't. I don't like a lot take the
couch up there. So it took a lot to get
that couch.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
Up that couch is gonna if I leave. It's saying
I'm not taking that. That took six grown. You know,
we both got couches on the same day. Remember we
went to that fucking warehouse about this. You're like, I'm
getting a on fucking Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
I had this poor landa about this cheap little couch
that got it. Did It's good for like six months,
and Erica was like, I'm at the couch place. I
was like, FaceTime me, I need a new couch. I
was trying not to hurt a land of feelings that I
need to get a new couch, but it was time,
and so she was just like slowly panning this like
one one place. I was like, well go back, yeah, yeah, yeah, see,
they'll give us a deal for that to couch.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
I don't think they gave us the deal, but we
got them anyway. Yeah we did.

Speaker 3 (21:09):
And then I had a party and then I really
needed to get the couch up, and so I was
like a total lando. I'm like, once everybody gets here,
I'm gonna make all the men go get the.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Couch from the garage. He's like okay. So we're like,
oh yeah, that's like okay, before we get too comfortable, everybody,
I'm gonna need you, you, you, everybody with the penis
follow Orlando to the garage.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
We need to take this big ass couch up two
flights of stairs. It'll be easy, be great. And then
they came back sweating profusely.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It was pretty intenseing me. That's I think that's a
great plan, because what do you what You're drinking my liquor.
You're in my home, Come on, come on. The least
you could do is bring my couch up. Yeah. Those
people may not ever came back over my house ever again.
But that reminds me of from Costa Rica when we
like went on the poetry lounge and we waited for
them to recite all their poetry for them to then
come help us get the car out of the ditch.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
Thank god that car I just asked. I was just
asking Gilly about that recently. Oh my god, I do
have another bad choice. Speaking of Gilly, shout out to
Gilly the god who uh in perto I went to
his house because we had a long wait before we like,
between checkout and leaving and his baby. Oh my god,
it feels so bad. This is a bad choice. He's

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one and I was eating like plantain chips and I
was like giving him little pieces and he's like sucking
on it, and he was like getting excited because they're salty,
and then I must have like give him one and
he got too excited, and then he started bleeding in
his little gums and I was like, and Gilly, you
know it's their first kid. Gilly's baby mama was She's like.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Oh my god, we could take him the hospital. Guy.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
I was like, okay, everybody. Then Gilly's cussing her out.
Why are you not watching Him'm like, it's my fault.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I gave him. I gave him chips. It's my fault.
He's like she's the mother like yelling at her. He's bleeding.
I was like, we don't need to do the hospital.
It's just a chip.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Everybody keep calm.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I was like, do you are your breast? Videos like
put your boob in his mouth, Just put your boob
in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
He he has teeth right or not really, but they
were sharp. We probably like they probably cut his little
gumb baby. I felt so bad. I was like, I'm
a terrible fucking auntie. I'm not going to anyone else's house.
I text her later.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
You know you can't be giving people babies foreign foods.
You shut up. You haven't got no kids talking about
exactly anyway.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, I'm like, damn, did I list my baby feet?
Like I don't know about babies anymore? My kids ten,
I don't fucking know anymore. Gotta relearn myself.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
I thought you were gonna say something worse, honestly, what
she choked or something. I mean, because I remember one
time I fucking gave irin you god damn apple, a
little piece of apple, and she fucking choked, and I
literally saw my life flash before my eyes. Were you
home alone? I think every has that has every parent
experienced this, like when your child you give them a
popcorn they choked. And then you're like, do I remember

(23:51):
any of the high looking No, I don't. All I
know is I'm gonna go to jail.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Actually, you know, it's so crazy about almost dying. It's
like you never forget because I was. I choked on.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
A piece of candy.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
I know what kind of candy it was that, like,
you know, the the candy that looks like the strawberry
and the packaging. Oh yeah, yeah, And I lived in Alabama,
which had to mean I was like two, Like I
had to be like one or two I was a baby,
or like three, I don't know, And that shit got
lodged in my throat and I never forgot that shit
ever again.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
And I'm thirty seven, I can like remember it, like,
because when shit gets stuck in your throat, like there's
you can't even be calm, no, like you can't even
like it's just it's it's terrifying. Even when something goes
down the wrong hole.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Sometimes you can't like catch your breath even when people
are around.

Speaker 2 (24:39):
I'm like, I'm gonna die. Jesus, Yeah, don't kill your kids, guys.

Speaker 3 (24:44):
When when we go to our through our second iteration
of mothering again, we're gonna have to like revisit a
lot of things like the Heimlich maneuver, like the Himli
fucking maneuver, Like what the fuck do I do with
this kid?

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Like I don't know. I think it's gonna be like
a whole new starting over to remember because when I
gave that kid and he started bleeding from the mouth,
I was like, oh God, I am not a good mom.
Oh well, you know, first time parents are gonna freak out.
They were freaking out. I was like, oh God, not
Gilly yelling at her. I know. I like, relax, she's

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a mom, she should know. I was like, oh God,
what are you doing.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yeah, he was outside outside cutting off the tree.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
I felt really bad.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
So shout out to Gilly and I'm really sorry, baby Pharaoh.
I'm a good aunt, I swear, speaking of motherhood and
small children, to large children and all the children in between,
God's children. We have a very special list to bring
to you today, very very important, and it's the five

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misconceptions of the liberated wild mom.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Break it down, baby number one.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
So as you know, good mom's bad choices. Its foundation
is built on breaking breaking stereotypes, breaking the glass, getting.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
Out of this bitch.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
And when we first were birthed seven and a half
years ago, we were really adamant about not falling into
the trap, the trap and the constructs of what perfect.
Oh this is a word from our book of fuck
we even smoked yet, I know, okay, Jesus fuck.

Speaker 2 (26:39):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Toxic motherhood, toxic motherhood syndrome. Yes, we coined it because
we're smart. That's in our book. And if you haven't
gotten the book, it's called good Mom's Choice. Good Mom's
Guide to Making Bad Choices is available everywhere. And we
wrote it with our own brain, not chat GBT, our.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Own hands, our hands and our brain word. No ghost writers, bitch,
no ghostwriters, no nothing, just us and our brains and
our pen because I don't even like to type. I
just I just wrote it down because I'm fucking.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
Strange, because I'm still living in the nineteen forties.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
I was like, Eric, it's hard to type, and I
gotta write it. She had twenty two thousand notebooks. Literally,
I like put them on this I'd like see them.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
If there's any doctors listening, tell me if this means
I have problems, I have to see them all. At
the same time, I can't even turn the page. I
literally was in Mexico with Orlando, and I've taped every
page next to each other so I can't remember what
I said already, and so that it would be like
my eyes needed to see them like that.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
I mean that makes sense, Okay, thanks, because like, yeah,
probably I wonder how redundant I was. Well, that was
my thing, Like I only know so many time did
I say the same fucking word over it over again.
I literally was like, am I smart? Do I say
the same terms? Like?

Speaker 3 (27:49):
I really had a hard time, but I one of
the things we talked about in the book is toxic
motherhood syndrome.

Speaker 2 (27:55):
I think that was it. We also talked about toxic positivity.
But one of the things we birth this podcast is
because we weren't going to be like old haggish mothers.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
We were still gonna be fine, and we're gonna still date,
and we're still gonna shake ass, and we're gonna still
you know, do all the things that women do. And
so I thought today that we should discuss just breaking
out of those formats and the misconceptions of a liberated mom,
because I think this is really important for the women.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
It's important for.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
The men in society who use these standards to ridicule
and be mean to women and to be judgy. But
most importantly, it's also really important that other moms don't
hold each other to that standard, and that you don't
hold yourself to that fucking standard. So if you're pregnant,
if you think about getting pregnant, if you're ten years in,
or if you're fucking twenty years.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
In, listen, listen up see if this, if you fall
into this category, into these categories, and how you can
dig yourself out of one, and how you can change
your mind and stop going with the programming and think
for your fucking self. Hmen.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
So number one, this is my most number one one.
This is my most number one one.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
But first you do that, I'm gonna light the backwood
because I feel like step one. Smoke a blunt smoke one.
Step one moms can smoke weed. Step one, moms can smoke.
Moms can smoke weed. Guess what, guys, I'm a mom.
Look at me. Look it's not crack. Are you acting crazy?

(29:24):
I think my brain is still working. Yes. Now, if
you were like a young teenage mom and you get
lazy and you maybe you have other things you should
be doing, maybe wait till your frontal lobe develops after
three steps smoking lots of backwoods or doing any extracurricular drugs.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Like if you're doing a lot of extracurricular drugs, maybe
wait should have a baby.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
But if you already are a mom, and you're a
teen mom, you should wait to do any of these things.
Not any of these things, but these things, these things.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
So I just want to say for the record, for
anyone listening, for anyone who's ever snared their little nose
up at us, for who snared their little nose up
at anybody else who's smoking trees.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
It is a plant.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
And if someone is indulging in plant medicine and they're
still of right mind, and they're still doing their duties
and taking care of their responsibilities and aware that their
kids are alive and thriving.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 3 (30:17):
Let the bitch, Let the mother. I say, bitch with
all the love in my heart. Queen, smoke the weed.
It is of the earth. God made dirt, So dirt
don't hurt, but don't smoke dirt. Smoke weed, good weed.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
We get a lot of messages from moms who are like,
I can't believe you guys are smoking weed. I'm so happy
I smoke weed.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
And I realize we're in LA so it's legal, and
it's like much more acceptable. And if you're in between
states a lot of weird shit going on around there,
don't let people make you feel bad because weed.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Is not a drug. It's medicine.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
It is medicine, and honestly, I don't know how any
of you people are raw doging raw raw dogging life,
like condoms for sex.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Let alone this life shit.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I was talking to my homegirl, actually Shannie, and my
best friend is coming to town tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (31:10):
But she has three girls. She's eight years older than me,
and her girls are like now, seventeen and eighteen, sixteen
and eighteen, and they just started having sex.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
I was like, did the girls have sex set they're twins.
She's like, yeah, I told them I don't like condoms.
I said, that's the worst thing.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
Oh, Shani Shney. No. I don't know if I should
have blasted her like this, But and her kids, they're
like sex, Oh God, don't make this a clip. Not
pull it out, not edit it out. Don't make it
a clip. Don't make everyone everyone hide in the catalog.
Don't tell her. And if one of you bitches tales,

(31:47):
I know it's one of you. I feel like that
was a bit too honest of her to tell her
kids that, but I also respect it because her parents.
You know, her daughter said, mom, that is irresponsible. Oh
you know, she's doing a good job up. You know,
sometimes you got to test your kids a little bit.
I would have been like, yeah, that's what I thought
that was.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Because guess what, nobody likes condoms. Nobody never that's step
two is okay, Well, you.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
Know what as a as a young girl having sex
or a young teen having sex, I did like condoms
because I didn't know any better, and I was scared,
and I was like, yes, put the condom on, because
this is going to protect me and keep me safe.
It's when you get older and then one boy one
day says, let me just put the tip in. Let
me say okay, and then he puts the whole fucking

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thing in and then you're like, whoa, this feels a
lot different.

Speaker 3 (32:38):
And you're like, never you like something when I was
When I was a teenager, I was sixteen in Vegas
with my baby daddy because we high school sweethearts and
we were at a wedding for his family.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
Because we were inseparable, might go dependent.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
So my uncle, my dad's friend, came and got us
to take us to a Nelly concert after the wedding.
We missed the reception, so we go to Nelly concert
and in the car, my uncle turns the rear view
mirrored us and goes, I want to tell you guys something.
I was like Okay, never ever, ever, ever, ever have
sex without a condom, because you're never going to go back.

Speaker 2 (33:09):
And I was like, too late.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Me and him are like, oh, he's right, but yeah,
I think you should have uncomfortable conversations with your kids.
And I think also speaking of wild or liberated moms,
one thing I'll say about a liberated mom is shout
out to Shawnie. You're going to be honest with your kids,
and your kid is going to know they can come
talk to you.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
So if you're wild, you're.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Generally probably more likely to talk about things that most
moms won't. And I think because of that, your kid
is less likely to get into funck shit without telling you,
because they're like, my mom's fucking nuts.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
I could tell this crazy bitch.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
One time, Luna was talking something about penises or like
about or we're talking about something, and I was like,
she's like something penis and I was like, do you
want to see one? She was like no, and I
was like, okay, I'm just telling you. We want to
see when I can show you.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
I did the same thing when I found out Iri
was looking at penises on the internet. I was like,
she was looking at diagrams like they were drawings, and
I was like, do you want to see a real one,
because like, maybe are you you need to know what
it looks like. And she was like, nah, I just crying.
I'm like, this is so dramatic.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
I've been meaning to tell you I have a big
plan for our kids, but I figured maybe I should
ask the mother first.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I was just gonna do it.

Speaker 3 (34:16):
But since we're here talking about it, oh, I this year,
I've had big plans. I'm busting out my my penis
models and my vagina model.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Let's start with the vagina. I'm down.

Speaker 3 (34:26):
I was gonna just I was gonna do it all
the same time, but maybe I'll do it in days.
And now I was just gonna bring them in the
living room and just pull off pull off the cover
from them and be like, I want to show you
guys something.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
And I think that we should.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I was gonna put some nutella on the ass, what
so I could teach them like how you wipe yourself properly,
how pap like, how.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
Toilet paper doesn't always do the trick. What you assume
kids know shit, but they don't know if you don't
show them.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Oh my god, and then I was gonna tell the
ale other, you know, important things.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
I'm really glad you're telling me this, thanks because I
first of all to tell us iris a favorite snack.
So that's gonna be really acusing. I can hear.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
Something else peanut about her, like I don't okay, I've
made peanut butter since nobody likes peanut butter. But you know,
you get the point. I think now's the time I
was thinking in my head. I was like, I was
driving the car.

Speaker 2 (35:20):
I was like, Yep, that's what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 3 (35:21):
I'm gonna bust out my models and I'm gonna rip
off the cover and I'm like, it's time for me
to teach her some things. I don't know if it's
gonna be traumatizing, but I realized, like, these are things
that you have to learn, like if someone literally something
like the last couple of times I was in the
shower with Luna.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
I was like lifting my leg up.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
I was like, you see how you opened them, this
is how you rin this is really how you've really
clean your vagina. I was like the right side, the
left side, and she was just looking at me like bitch.
The last time I take a shower.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
I mean I've done I've definitely like shown Iri like
my vulva and like this is how I mean. She
hated every moment of it and she's like barely looked
at me when I did it. But you know, I
think it is important. I think it's not enough to
just be like ripe, here's the piece. Yeah, like first
of all, the paper doesn't work.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Second of all, these are things you have to like
like no, And I realized that because someone told me that,
Like a teacher was, like she was at school and
realized a bunch of kids didn't know how to iron
or didn't know how to turn on the iron or
plug it in like step one, step two, and she's like,
what the fuck? And then she's like, you have to
realize that kids have to be shown visually for them

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to understand.

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Like you assume kids know things. But that's the problem
with these new generations.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
They're dumb because your mom assumed that your new things
because back in our day, oh my god, I just say,
back in our day. Back in our day, it's called
common sense. Now it's not so common, so you have
to break it down and show them. So maybe I'll
include you can get models online. They're not that expensive,

(36:57):
like maybe thirty dollars, And this is probably good for you.
And also, you know what show I appreciated that you
guys should also watch. I don't know if you watch.
This is a good one. It's a series called sex Education.
I remember that series and I was like obsessed and
I really liked it. I'm actually want to watch it again.
Can you have me the lighter? Okay, sorry, back to
the list.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
It's next to you.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
Number two misconception of a liberated mommer?

Speaker 2 (37:24):
Are those? Number two? I think is you have to
dress a certain way. This is my favorite one because
everybody knows that I don't dress appropriately, like they gotta.
You gotta pack it up. You gotta put the hoochia
gear away, gotta put those titties away.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
You gotta put on pearls and stockings, and you gotta
wear that college shirt.

Speaker 1 (37:39):
You know.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I don't even like I don't even know if it's
that extreme, but I will say that I see like
I do see like a difference. I'll see like a
person that I maybe knew in my like young younger life,
my younger outside life. And then they have kids and
then they're like their whole style, Like it's like their
style just went to shit, like what like we stopped
shopping at the same places, like they decided they needed

(38:01):
to only shop the Banana Republic. Oh my god, I
hate Rebecca. I fucking hate Banana Republic. I hate it.
Like I really need you to join YouTube so you
can teach me the facial expression.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
I'm so happy you specifically said Banana Republic because I
hate it so much.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
It's my least favorite.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
You know, they had like one good season, but not
even that, and it's overpriced and it's like.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Kate Spade even the Gap.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Or that one star Black and White.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
Oh god, oh god. Sorry for the people that are
listening who are like I love that store. Okay, So
if you're listening and you feel ashamed, good, listen good.
I need you to go. I want you to stop
this episode right now, and I want you to go
in your fucking closet and pull all the Black and
White Gap and Banana Republic you have out right now,

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right now, and I want you to blade on the
bed and I want you to take a good look
at it, and I really want you to really really
think about these choices. And whether you can remove at
least four of these items from your closet. You can
remove at least four because they all look very similar,
like you gotta they gotta go.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
However, if you're one of those people who've always dressed
this way, this is the gap.

Speaker 2 (39:16):
Is your style?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
If been in a republic is all you. I have
an aunt like this, shout out to my aunt. I
will never speak her name on camera because she is
a very private person.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Okay, like she would think she's famous, but she must
have scared the shit out of you. She did. Absolutely.
She does not play any like, she won't post any pictures.
It's very serious. But she has.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Always dressed like a fucking square. That's been her that's
been her identity, and I respect that.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
If you're just a.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Square and she's like, oh I love square nerdy outfits.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
I love it. So you know, there's like there's like
a conservative fashion or like it's like New York. It's like, yeah,
there's that you No, I couple's therapy. No oh, what
another thing you must throw out? The kitten heel. The
kittenhill must go. Kitten heel, the kitten Hill's got to go.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
If you're not going to commit to a full heel.
This is my version of a kitten hill.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
This is it.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
This is the smallest hill I own. And this is
because this is a cute and they have a cool print.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
But you don't think the kitten heel looks good on
like skinny long girls that maybe long girls and like
are dressed in like little mini skirts. Like what if
you have like a mini skirt on with a kitten heel.
I've seen girls pull it off. Because there's this one
girl that I follow and she always is wearing like
the Fendy kitten heels like New York. She lives in Chicago,
but she's always flying around and she's like sponsored. She's

(40:36):
like deal, And I was gonna say this, Actually, it's
the deal. It's the door. Remember I remember, I remember
I bought a kitten heel. Could I say something? I'm ashamed? Okay?
So I went to like a consignment shop in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania.
Of course, but the consignment shop was hitting okay because
they didn't No one has style there. And then there
was this Dior kitten heel and I was like, I

(40:59):
put it on and my mom was like, oh, those
are in style. My Mom was like, that's in style
right now, and I was like, huh my thick calf
with my kitten heel on. I'm like, I don't know, Mom, Like,
it's not like I don't know if it's doing. It's
like you just have the right outfit on. I'm like, okay,
heavy war them since bitch, I sold them, I got,
I sold them on Poschmark. I'm gonna get a Postmark.
I'm gonna put postmark just for skinning girls.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
You know, I think maybe I am biased because I'm short,
so just it just doesn't do.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Anything like when I see long, lanky, tall girls with
like like mini skirts, not like a fucking you can't
wear a skirt that's past your knee and a kitten
heel that is called church amish or I don't know.
That's just I don't know. I don't even I don't
shame religions, but it's just not it okay.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
But you know, if you have a short skirt, you
have to like you have to call you can't just
do all the gap and banana Republic and a kitten heel.
But I do now that you said that about that
girl that you follow, I do feel like kitten heel.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Screams rich. It does. It's like the kitten heel and
like the folding purse, the foldable purse.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
This Chanelle called Janelle bash the chain. Maybe when I
get rich, I'll rock the kitten heel. When I start
rocking kitten hill. You know I made it when you
see me with that kitten heel. Baby, you know I'm
on the yacht.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Okay, oh no, I'm not gonna let that happen. Please God,
I don't care howbrid should get.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
I yeah, I rebuke that that you have to dress
a certain way as a mom, Like I'm not gonna pop.
I don't know I'm even gonna stick by that. I'm
gonna say I'm not gonna be seventy rocking my cleavage
out because that's a goddamn lie.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
If I get these titties are still sitting. I mean,
I people will talk about I remember. I remember actually
my friend spashed and his stepmom would always comment on
my tits because I never wore bra before I had
my before I had my boobs done, I still never
wore bra. Actually have a bra today because I wanted
to really push the girls up. But back in my

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other day when I had a size B tit, I
never wore bra be small bee, and I remember her
like commenting like, Eric, why don't you ever wear a
bra like she and she would say it like she
said it like multiple times, and I was like, why
the fuck are you looking at my tits? Like why
are you saying that to boobs? And also I'm twenty

(43:18):
that's why for exactly. But also I'm thirty seven and
I'm still not wearing a broth so maybe it wasn't that,
But I just feel like I just feel like, first
of all, your titties out, Like I don't understand, no
one has a problem with you feeding your their babies
with these things, but the moment you want to show
them or they help balance at your outfit or accentuate

(43:38):
something or you just feel confident or sexy, it becomes
this whole thing about like you just want attention. I mean.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Also, I mean people shamed me, and I'm sure people
are getting shamed right now at this very moment for breastfeeding.
I mean, because I would bove a titty out anywhere
because I'm feeding my kid, and you know, I'd prefer
to be topless anyway.

Speaker 2 (43:53):
But I Shaming women.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
For breastfeeding and claiming that it's for attention is absolutely ridiculous.
Shaming women for any thing they choose to wear. Even
when I catch myself thinking like she should not be
having that on, I'm like, bitch, stay in your link,
just keep.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
Your eyes focused. Bitch, sat her where the fuck you want,
because you know, I have that club in front of
my house and baby baby wearing some shade over there.
I mean, I have I have some I know some
people that do not dress what I would say would
be flattering to their body type. But bitch, they're coughing.
They coughed, They looked in the mirror, and they said, hell, yeah,

(44:26):
I look good and I'm out and I'm out and
I'm here for it, okay, because I said the same
thing and now I'm out, So what the fuck am
I to tell you any differently? But I I mean,
I've had Luna definitely be like, are you gonna put
on this or that? And I'm like, no, because this
is my body. You go put on what the fuck
you want to put on?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
And I think she just I asked her, oh, she
said recently. I was like, what do you how do
you feel about me being naked all the time or
something because she made a comment. Was one of my
non friend's kids came over, like a school friend and
she I was cleaning. I was like, had no shirun.
She's like, why is your mom having any clothes on it?
She's like, oh, she's changing. And then she's like, then
you just kept sweeping.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
You just kept cleaning, yeah, and then you moved on
to the windows, and then you wipe the TV down.
And I was like, well, we're all girls. Like she's
like a little girl.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
So I was just like, so I asked her, how
do you feel about me being naked? Or what do
you think that means? That's what I said, what do
you think that means? And she goes that you're free,
So even if she doesn't like it, at least that's
where she equates it too. But I so, now do
you put shirts on when her friends come over? I'll
probably be more conscious of it when that little girl
comes over. But all of my other friends are my
friend's kids and you already you already know, so no,

(45:35):
But I'm like, god, I have to consider somebody else
in my own motherfucking house. But you know, I mean,
because I will keep my shirt off. With any guest
over like Orlando's friends, male friends, Like.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
My dad comes over, I'll put on a shirt. But
like that's pretty much it. No one gets special treat
me this motherfucker. But I I I'm not smoking weed
because like this is something I've encountered where like I smoke.
I've like I smoke. I res knows I smoke weed.
I obviously And when her friends are when like she's
had friends over and I'm like, I'm gonna smoke, I'm
going go outside. I'm like sometimes I've had the question

(46:07):
like should I hide, like not because maybe their parents
haven't had this conversation with them. And then now I'm
the one that's brought this up. And now I'm smoking
dope in the backyard. Well how do they know if
it's not a cigarette? Like people smoke cigarettes. I don't know.
So that's why I don't think of it the same
because I.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
Think, oh, well, it could be a cigarette, don't kid,
you don't have the fuck. But when parents, but they
might know the smell, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Well, if you know the smell and your mom's smoking too, shit,
nobody like mommy, it didn't smell like a cigarette. It
smelled like something el I will prove it. But if
the parent comes to get the kid, I hide. I hide,
like spray down, No I do. I'll hide that.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
I won't smoke when kids from school are over, like
unless I'm on the balcony or but I will hide
all of the paraphermilium. You're gonna lie because I don't
need you.

Speaker 2 (46:52):
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Speaker 3 (47:06):
We have a lot of cute four twenty mom mom
gear mom gear and sometimes and I have well, this
is shout out to blunt blow my Mama, Good Mom
smoke weed.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
It's like this big. I'm like, maybe I'll just I'm
always like, come on.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Lonna, let's go. And that's why I looks. Also because
there's not that many black kids at our school. I
just don't need any trouble. But then I'm like, bitch,
this is your brand.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
Yeah I don't. I've warned it to school. I don't
really give a fuck, you know you. Also, I feel
like your school's a little bit more like urban not
urban kind of, I guess, but either way, or we're
in la Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised by me. Yeah, rock

(47:53):
the hoodie.

Speaker 3 (47:54):
I feel like a lot of a lot of the
parents at my kids' school shop.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
I've been in a republic, so yeah, and then I
don't want to have to like, I know all the
girls and my the mom's in my school wearing skims exactly.
They were like in skims, matching sets with their butt's done.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh oh, there's show bbls at my school.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Oh, there's lots of b oh body's done.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
App Oh no, no, no, no, ye, my school is
very Are you her mother or her grandma?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Who knows? Yeah, and who knows? Oh.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
It reminds me of on Abbot Elementary, there's an episode
shout out to Quinta Quinta. There is an episode where
the mom keeps showing up for school and things that
say like slat bitch, and then so that the teacher
has a conversation with her like you know, some of
your outfits dropping off little Johnny and she's like, oh,
so you are stereotyping me because this is my brain

(48:46):
that I made one million dollars in last year, so.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
That that's us. And I was like, oh my god,
that's me.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
And she was like and then she like looked her
up and she was like super successful and like changing
the word.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Slat and bitch. And I was like, oh my god,
is that me? I'm that mom?

Speaker 3 (49:03):
I uh Iri and Luna I said this already. I
don't know if I said this. Went to summer camp
and they insisted on being fucking that they have all
these cool activities or like they could.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Do dance, girl power, aerial like fucking a making Yeah,
and they chose girl power and I told her we
better not change it. They called me from camp like
your daughter would love to change the girl power and
I'm like, tell her no, saying we both were doing
they're both of our kids were calling us. They were
both like no, but you know what that's like, we're
girl power. That's why. Well that's why I called He's like,

(49:35):
I was like, I am girl power. You don't need
any more of this ship. You're the most girl powered
girl there is because of me. I was like, we
learned how to shoot guns. Mom. I was like, okay,
that sounds about that. That was the only thing I was like,
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
That.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I was like, that's what we need to learn how
to do, Loki. I know, Fuck god, we need to
go camp to the goddamn shooting eight.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Every week we say okay, yeah, but we're the sea
through shirt where the lay share. Obviously we're to the
appropriate place, like to the dinner where it's dimly lit.

Speaker 2 (50:03):
You don't have to wear it to the mall. Or
it is like a job interview, depending on what job
you're trying to get. Unfortunately, we're just not that ahead
at the times yet, guys. I you know, every time
I've ever had a job interview, I really struggled in
that department of outfits.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
I sometimes struggle here because I can't be on YouTube
with my tits out look.

Speaker 2 (50:20):
I'm just a little what's that? Oh my god? Can
we do an episode where there's like just something right
in front of us and we're just like naked, but
never just like no like one leaf, yeah in the jungle?
Those are our only fans episodes. What's number three? Baby?
I don't know, because you have the computer in front of.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
You Okay, I'm a reporter, guys, let me look it up. Oh,
I think there's a big misconception about how, oh this
is a big like your dating status as a liberated mom,
or like that you're bringing a bunch of guys into
the house and introducing every guy ever redated to your kids,
like having one night stance with your kid in the

(51:03):
next room, and you know that probably may happen if
the babysitter goes home. But like, I think there's this
misconception that women who are single and dating as moms
are just outside not paying attention, like doing reckless shit.

Speaker 2 (51:17):
I agree, and.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
That's just absolutely most moms are just not reckless, no
matter how.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Reckless you are personally. You well, you know, I'm gonna
just say that if there's like a learning curve when
you become a parent, because if you are a reckless
thinger before kid life, you don't just become unreckless suddenly,
But when you become a mom, there's a learning curve
that happens. So you might actually be outside a little
bit and then you finally fucking learn. There's a lot
of things. I mean, it could because of age, but

(51:43):
there is something that switches. Yes, there is something that
switches and you just become more mindful. And yeah, there's
there's things that happen. And I think that like when
you when you become a single mom, because there's not
always the support that you need there, Like there are
times where you might bring the guy home and the
babies that went home, but the baby's asleep, so you're like,

(52:04):
all right, fuck it right, you know, And it's like
I don't think that there should be I don't think
we should be shamed for that. Like we get asleep,
like and there's a door and a lock between me
and any child that he wakes up. Yeah, Like I
don't know. Like the internet is so weird and people
are so sensitive and people have experienced their own bouts
of traumas and I get all of that, but it's

(52:26):
like at some point, like we can't just live in
fear of everything and also like villainize every man, like
every man is a fucking predator and a pedophile. Yeah, it's
it's bizarre.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
And it's also like you're not allowing women and moms
to be human, like you.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Have have you done that some shit? Okay?

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Well, like just because I might do something that maybe
quote unquote wild like have a white night stand doesn't
mean that like that in any way, shape or form
affects how I show up as a mother, if that
is going to affect my child in any way, Like
I'm not you know, I just I'm not saying move
a nigga in in the studio apartment.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Let them let you.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
And you're like everybody's sharing a bed, like this is
not what we're saying, but like you're you're going to.

Speaker 2 (53:10):
And I think it's and I also think it's okay
for moms who maybe didn't have their ho fas before
kids to have their whole face. You're allowed to have
your whole face. You need to have your home. It's okay, babe,
you can do it. It's not too late. Like fuck
what they said, you can do. You can have your
whole phase after motherhood if you did, if you're relate
to the party, welcome, Okay. Obviously your whole fase is

(53:31):
gonna be a little bit different than the whole phase
you would have had before kids. I'm so sorry that
you didn't get to experience the whole phase and its
full whole glory. However, without the shame and the guilty people.
I mean, you're gonna still be shamed and guilty.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
You always be shaing guilty, but they try to shame
you more. They try to shame me, you so much
that you don't even have it.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
But that's the point. It's like you're gonna get shamed anyway,
So do what you need to do, you know, Like,
you know, we speaking of I had. I wore our
shirt the other day, our heel first, hoe later shirt.
I think we do because I got a lot of
compliments of it. Did you get that shirt? They're like, oh,
I like that shirt. I'm like out with Iri.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
My dad saw He's like, you spelled HO wrong. I
was like, that's how you spell her. And I was
like thank you.

Speaker 2 (54:12):
And I was like really hoping Iri wasn't going to
look at my shirt and be like heal first, ho later.
It's like, thank you, thank you anyway.

Speaker 3 (54:22):
So honestly that this is going to be an important
topic when I pull up a couple of years after
I pull out my manuals, that's gonna be one you
should heal first and ho later. Yeah, I'm going to
teach my kid that. Yeah, you know, like let's let's
work on this first and then you know, do what
you do intentionally. It's funny one of my friends. I
was talking to one of my friends yesterday and she

(54:43):
had this role when she was being celibant.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
She was she's trying to like find her husband, and
she was.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Just like she waited to have sex with this guy
and then come to find out like it just wasn't him,
Like it was it wasn't that guy.

Speaker 2 (54:54):
So I talked to her recently.

Speaker 3 (54:55):
She's dating again, and she's like, I'm dating this guy
who I you know, I had met on hinge a
while ago and she was just like, yeah, I hate
my pussy And like I said, did you just like
a dick? She's like yeah, and it was really nice
and she's like, you know, I've actually been thinking about
it if I'm gonna like stay with this, like I
think it was like a ninety no, maybe it's like
a six month rule or something like that.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
And I was like telling her, I was like, that's
a long that's a long time to be wasting. I
was just telling her.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I was like, honor yourself, you know, you know, if
you feel safe or intentional, and just know that like
even if.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
You break the celibacy or whatever.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
You're the rule you put on yourself, like you you
are hopefully at this point intentional about who you share
yourself with and know that like you feel good about it.
You need some dick and like this seems like a
safe person, and that's okay. If it's your nigga, it's
your nigga forever. And if not, there's no need to
beat up your beat yourself up. You don't have to
like rego into your virgin years to fucking.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
Only and punish yourself. Yeah, no, no, no, I mean
I think I understand that. You know, I'm a I'm
a newly proponent of celibacy before relate, like before whatever,
devoting yourself to a guy. However, I will say that
doing that over and over and over again for years
and hoping that you like you doing that over and over,

(56:06):
you'll be five years in underfucked and not with your nigga.
So I feel like you gotta find the balance in
between there. You got to like bend the rules when needed,
you know, you know when you're supposed to and obviously
and also like whatever he's giving to you too, if
he's like just trying to fuck, then you already know,
like I don't really want to fuck you. Like, so

(56:27):
if you're with someone who's respecting your boundaries, honoring what
you need, and honoring your requests, then I feel like
there's more space to be a little bit more flexible there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
So yeah, don't give yourself such strict rules that you
can't even break them under the guise of your own intention.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I've definitely had some like.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Good hearty, necessary fun unattached like one night stands and
I left, I'm like that was nice, that was good,
you know, and then like that and versus you do
it and like, oh god, I feel like shit, why
the fuck.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
Did I do that?

Speaker 3 (57:04):
And then you know, you know, gooda goddamn we shouldn't
have done it. But if it's like this seems fun, whoo,
do what you gotta do and like indulge in your
pleasure in that way. Sometimes everything every sex partner, though
sex is sacred, doesn't necessarily mean it's gonna be your
long term partner.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
And that's okay. Yeah, thank god Jesus. Even though I'm
like I need I cleanse me. God, I was just
I was just my phone is overfilled and I can't
fucking take any more videos, and so I'm like going
through my storage and it's like telling me, like what
my biggest files are. I'm sitting there with Orlando and

(57:40):
I'm like going through the videos and then I'm like,
oh god, there's like a sex video of me and
my ex. And I was like, I'm like watch it
for a second. And I was like and I was like,
you know, some of this shit does not need to
live in my phone forever. Like part of me was
like should I save it so I could look back
and be like the time wait, because there was this
time with this ex in particular because he was such

(58:02):
a psycho and jealous because he was cheating on me,
where he wanted me to delete all of my previous
my previous sex videos, my like pictures with guys, like
fixtures with guys, Like there's no reason for you to
even have these romantic photos in your phone anymore? Why
do you have this? And I was like, He's like,
I deleted all mine. I was like, first of all,

(58:23):
you're fucking line. He was like, so anyway, I didn't
do it, but he thought I did. And I literally
just dropped them all into a drive, all of my exes,
I was like, because if this doesn't work out, what
if I want to see that picture? And I'm so glad,
so glad that I did, because recently I went back
and I was like, oh, look at me and happy
bay mean I look at that, oh Bee, I'm like, yeah,

(58:46):
fuck all that. But I don't have I did. I
did delete all my sex videos from my phone every
single year. I have no. I think there's something like
that backfolder that actually that you drop that backup folder
that I have, you like an actual hard drive, Like
where is it your computer? It's in my drop it's

(59:06):
my drop box. It's my drop box. That's actually smart.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
You could just leave it somewhere else, not to be
seen until you intentionally need to look at it. Sometimes
I should be popping up on a day I didn't
even ask to see this shit.

Speaker 2 (59:18):
Yeah yeah yeah, email us. What do you guys think?

Speaker 3 (59:23):
Should you delete all of the sex videos all of
your memories from X I definitely have some sex videos.
I mean not that I'm like going in my folder
like looking at them in my closet. I just I
didn't even think to do erase them. Yeah, I don't have.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Many, though. Do you have a hidden folder of course,
so in your hidden folder, that's where they live then, right, Yeah, yeah,
I have all types of things. What's the next one?
I think the next one was around career, which we
kind of touched on already, but maybe we can a
lot we didn't really touch on that we're talking about

(59:56):
dressing for careers. I think that there is a lot
of of shame around a women prioritizing their careers because
it does require balance and you will be imbalanced. But
I think that that's inevitable in any with anything, you
know what I mean, Like, no one's shaming dads that
are traveling out doing their thing. And I think that

(01:00:20):
as working moms, as women that have dreams and aspirations,
our kidney to see us do our thing. I know,
my mom literally was on set from six am to
eleven pm for a lot of my life. So I
would get nights with her, and I would get not
even nights, I'd get cuddles with her early early mornings,
and then i'd get the weekends. And for me, like,

(01:00:43):
that's not why I'm in therapy. It wasn't because mommy
wasn't around, because she was working, you know, like I
if anything, I saw her do that, and it think
has inspired me to be able to manage and do
all the things, to be able to dream the way
I dream. And I hope that I re sees that
and realizes that is and that that that's a possibility.

(01:01:05):
But I also think that I think the difference is
is that I didn't ever see my mom rest. I
didn't ever see her prioritize herself. And I think that
that's where I come in in this iteration of motherhood,
is like, yes, you can do all those things, but
you have to also equally take care of yourself, Like

(01:01:25):
it does no one any good to just be fucking
running yourself down into the ground. So I think it's
like finding the balance. But I think there's a lot
of shame for women choosing their careers.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
And I don't even want to say over motherhood, but
like just still prioritize, prioritizing both. Yeah, you know, I
think even and I think that there's a like such
a disconnect because what we what we see is success
and then what we see, what we also say, is
the standard of which a mom should be present or
whatever in the life of their child. Like even for us,

(01:01:57):
I think we were like, oh, I want to travel
a lot. You know, I really going to be able
to travel with while I work bringing the kids, which
obviously kids have to go to school and shit, so
it's not as easy as it sounds. But like there's
such thing as like refining the manifestation and like you
could have a season if you're going really hard, and
then you're like, let me rest, and like I mean
rest always, but and then you're like, maybe you are

(01:02:19):
going to rearrange what's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Priority to priority to you as you evolve. It's just
how it works.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
As you get older, you're like, I'm working really hard
for what, Like yeah, things are nice, but like.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
What do I really need? So I can have a
balance of both and you're allowed to.

Speaker 3 (01:02:35):
And I think they're almost come from the same place.
Like even a lot of our success came after we
had kids. Like our womb is what creates. Our womb
is like it literally creates people, and it births ideas
and it bursts things.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
And it's like you have to feed your creativity and
work in your purpose as well as you know, alongside motherhood,
which is also a purpose, but most of us have
additional purposes outside of motherhood. You know what and and
as you said that, I'm like, don't you think that's
not ironic? It actually makes total sense that usually after
women give birth, that's when they like really start to

(01:03:07):
prioritize their dreams, their career. Maybe not even their dreams,
I mean that's not maybe that's not true, but like
they get into creation mode. It activates you. Yeah, it's
a rite of passages. And it's not necessarily just because
you maybe have to be the provider, because yes, there
is that potentially, but it allows you i think when

(01:03:27):
you see a child in play and you see your
child's like experience of the world in all its newness,
it can't it can't help but inspire you to kind
of rethink what it is that you want to do.
And that brings me to another part of this number
four that we're on is like the shame around your

(01:03:51):
career choice to like what kind of career is suitable
for a mother, right, it's suitable for someone raising a child,
Like we talk about sex on the airwaves, on the
airwave talking about sex on the airwaves and our dating life,
and like you know, for a lot of people, I'm
sure they've looked down upon us, and like those are
mothers and they're talking about this. Yeah, bitch, And I'm

(01:04:12):
getting paid to pay pay beach and it's not even
just about the money. I'm fulfilled. Yeah, I feel good,
I'm happy. I'm being honest.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
Yeah, like like I'm on here lying and shit like, Yeah,
the truth will sell shut you free, shall shut you street,
even if it's not likable to everybody else or to
everybody else's idea of what you should or how you're
supposed to show up.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Yeah. Happiness, So as long as your career is making
you feel fulfilled, making you feel happy, making you feel grounded,
not making you feel outside of yourself, outside of your body, girl,
do your bang. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:50):
And also if you don't have it all together, like
you know, I would recommend having some shit together before
you give birth, because shit gets very real when you
don't trust me, I know. But also like there's space
to grow, like, don't feel like I know when I was,
you know, struggling financially and just trying to figure shit
out in my twenties, even in my thirties, there was
such deep guilt I felt around. You know, it's one

(01:05:12):
thing to be like figuring it out as a single
adult and you could just like figure it out, go
on a date here, you know, sleep over here. But
like when you have a kid, there's a stability that
needs to happen, and there's so much shame sometimes around
figuring it out. I mean, like you know, at least
you're attempting to figure it out. Don't feel ashamed in
the in betweens, because we're all breaking down and rebuilding

(01:05:33):
all the time. You know, we're all growing, we're all blossoming.
And it's just like just because you give birth to
a child, or because you're this age or that age,
doesn't mean you're gonna have all your shit together. Everyone's
not dealt the same cars. Everybody's in different circumstances. We're
in America, I mean some of you are not. But
the economy is crazy, life is crazy. I don't think
we're supposed to really truly have to pay in work

(01:05:53):
to live, Like we're supposed to work to live, but
not in this this not in this capitalist world that
we live in. So it's really not human. But I
think there's also shame around that. Whereas especially with single motherhood,
because it's like when it is all on you, is
the pressure of that the emotional dependency of your child, the.

Speaker 2 (01:06:12):
Need to show up still feeling.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Good and at least for your child, even though you
might be feeling shame or sadness inside. And a lot
of times men can keep going. They're out of town,
they're living their best lives, and very rarely their friends
saying did.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
You send money home to your kids? Money? When was
the last time? Did they ever say when was the
last time you saw Johnny? You do you contribute?

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
You know?

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
I even with my dynamic with my baby daddy, I'm like, damn,
your mom be over here talking to me, calling me,
texting me. I wonder if she ever asked this nigga
one time. I wonder if she asked this all one
time answered for you? Did you ever?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Have you ever sent Mila any money for Luna for school?
Have you taken any of these things? But no, the
answer is fuck no, because that's never even. I don't
even but as a mom, even if I had a son,
those are things that I would ask. But the idea
that men don't have the same sense of responsibility and

(01:07:08):
the society doesn't hold them to the same standard, because
a lot of times, if your ain't shit, father and
the child's with their kids. Chances are you're not sending
money home. So the responsibility of being there emotionally and
fucking physically and financially is fucking heavy. And it's not
something that I think men have to deal with on
a day to day basis.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
And if you have a career that you might do OnlyFans, it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
Be a call girl or I don't know what the hell,
weird shit's going on, toe model, whatever it is. Don't
let people make you feel bad about what you got
to do to do.

Speaker 2 (01:07:39):
You know, you have to do what you got to do.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
I've done some shit illegal and other and what I
recommend my kid do it? No, but sometimes you have
to do what you have to do. And that's just
what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Today. I had an audition that Orlando did a self
tape with me and I was a cam girl, oh huh.
And I was like, she was like a cam girl
to this old man and he just was lonely. He
just wanted to have conversation and he wanted just her
to dress up kind of like Charlie's Angels. And I
was like, I gotta do this. This thing's so bad,
and they were She was even showing no ass or nothing.

(01:08:13):
Baby in my days was pretty low key with her camming.
You hope that you get a client like that. I've
nine times, and you're gonna get some weird clients. But
I considered that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
I looked at a couple of sights and I was like,
can I live with myself if I'm only cam girl
and someone?

Speaker 2 (01:08:28):
And then I was like, what if someone records it?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
I couldn't live with the Not that I couldn't do
it, it is that I couldn't live with someone else having
video of it and then possibly going somewhere I don't
wanted to go.

Speaker 2 (01:08:37):
I could have done it. I've thought about it. I
often think about those with my sex videos that I've
with people. I'm like, God, I'm like, I've been very
lucky to not have any vengeful ex boyfriends.

Speaker 3 (01:08:47):
Yet let's say in prayer, dear nine pounds six ounds
Baby Jesus, for us and those listening, if any ain't
shit around this motherfucker or women for that instance, happen
to have any full frontal or back shots or head
given shots of us in their phone, I pray Baby

(01:09:11):
Jesus that you delete them right now from every device, every.

Speaker 2 (01:09:14):
Mobile, every backup every drop box.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Lord somehow and the technologies of mercury retrograde, remove all
sex videos that no longer should be in anybody else's
phone from the phone's lord and the technology gods.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
We pray Amen, Amen for real. Yeah, I got some
ship that I'm like, Oh God, I got something I'm like,
I wish I had it just to watch sometimes and
put it back in a drop box, which is not
even because it was them, because me, because I looked good,
but also, damn you look good. Look that ass. If

(01:09:50):
you're watching this and you're like, what the fuck are
the stupid bitch just talking about? Why would they do that?

Speaker 3 (01:09:55):
Don't ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever ever
ever let him the fucking video.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Don't ever ever, don't let him use the phone ever,
and don't send it to him. Let him watch it
on your phone. Has anybody ever has anyone ever told
you to delete a video and you kept it? No
like a guy? Yeah no, really, this has happened, Not you,
that evil ass laugh. I'm gonna go ahead and say
that it has happened to you. I played the fifth Okay,

(01:10:21):
I'm just kidding. I delete everything. Anyone ever, what was
he doing with the Oh, actually I kind of I
already know what it was. I already know you don't
know shit. I know you don't know shit. I already
know what it was. You don't know shit about what
I'm talking about does involve high socks and now heels.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
No, no, okay, those are from the early Those are
from the early days.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Don't try and blasphem.

Speaker 3 (01:10:44):
Okay, if you guys are just joining us here on
this good Mom's journey, I highly, highly highly recommend going
back to seasons one and two, which is just year
one and year two, because there were no seasons. There
was like three hundred episodes in season one.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
So just yeah, the first eighty four episodes, eighty eight episodes.
If you're listening to us now and you're like, whoa,
this seems so, it seems so go listen to our
first eighty eight, those first eighty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
If you think we seem mature and well evolved and classy, ooh,
just the eight. Just hit those first eighty eight and
come back and this is what growth.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
It's called. Goddamn, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
And then, last, but not least, number five is the
number five on our list of misconceptions of a wild.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Mom, are prioritizing your relationship and not just that one
with your husband, you know, the one you got a
divorce for. Now you got a new nigga, prioritizing that one.
So I was telling me, I was thinking, like, you
always hear all this talk about prioritizing your marriage and
prioritizing your baby daddy or whatever, But I don't feel

(01:11:46):
like that same energy is for like the new men
in your life, like the new step daddy in your life,
Like there's no prioritizing that. Like that's just the new
nigga in your life that's stuck around and you're not
supposed to like go on one month vacations with your
with your partner to solidify the foundation. And I feel

(01:12:07):
like that idea is generally catered towards the child of
your father. But if that doesn't work out, then what
the next negati is ain't shit. You're not supposed to
prioritize that anymore because he didn't birth your children. I
don't believe in that. I don't believe in that because
the hope and the goal is that that person that
you're bringing into your life is going to pour into

(01:12:28):
your child and maybe become stepdaddy or maybe full time
daddy if daddy ain't around. So I think that it's
important for us as single mom specifically, I'm not talking.
I also think, yes, if you're married, prioritize your husband
all that great stuff. You already have the book and
all the stuff on the internet about that. But if
you are a single mom and you're in a serious
relationship with someone, or maybe you're trying to build something

(01:12:49):
with someone, I think it's important and it's okay to
prioritize that relationship. I agree. I mean, I'm the bitch
you want on one modification.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
But I also I was like to say, like I'm
finishing my book, you know you have to like slide
other things in there, because you can't be like, I'm
gonna go solidify my relationship with my new boyfriend, help
my baby right quick.

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
Nobody really cares. You gotta lie.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
I'd be like, it has to be work, has to
be money. Oh man, you generally have to lie.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
You have to.

Speaker 3 (01:13:17):
You can't be like I'm gonna go stabilize my relationship.
I'm gonna go like build the foundation. You gotta be
like I'm working. It has to be money related.

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
Or else.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
No one respects you. No, I'm like, no one really
cares if a single mom has to go like date
or find their mate. They're almost like, should have made
the first one work, bitch, and so fuck you. And
it is important, and you know, good good moms, good
moms do deserve love and you still are worthy and
they still show up for you, and you still deserve

(01:13:44):
to prioritize those relationships as if it was the person
you had the baby with, because hopefully you're creating a
foundation of family and it's also important. So don't let
like your peers or your mama, because you know your
mama be hating because you know she'd.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Be like, you gotta go for that long. I wasn't.
I never didn't know shit like you just go on
a date last night. I didn't. I never left you
for the like girl. They forget what they'd be doing,
so as your turn to do it. So I just
feel like you need to prioritize and make sure that
niggas for you, and you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
Have to read these are things that you're gonna have
to pump yourself up on. No one except us is
going to remind you. So in the moments when you're
feeling that guilt, come up about any of these above
lists that outfit, that job, that trip, if you need
to go to a Coachella, whatever the fuck of the
shit is that, you just need to get off right quick.

(01:14:32):
You know, sometimes even your closest friends will hate on
you because they want to have fun too, but they're
not gonna keep it real with you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
And hopefully they do because you have good friends.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
But if not, just turn on this episode again and
we'll remind you do whatever the fuck you want to
do because you matter. And being a liberated mom doesn't
mean you're a bad mom. It means you're a good
mom and you still want to look good and you
still want to do fun shit, and that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
You need to be happy. Amen. Yeah, no, I agree.
I think being a liberated mom is it's hard. It's hard.
It's not for the faint of heart. Baby. This is
not for I don't want to say it's not for everyone,
because I think it should be. But it's hard out
here because you're gonna battle yourself and you're gonna battle

(01:15:13):
people a lot. It's just the nature of being a
fucking woman that chooses herself.

Speaker 3 (01:15:19):
And Honestly, a lot of the shit is not even
just for moms. It's just for women and women in general,
because they put age limits on how you dress and
what you do and what you should be doing and
if you should be married and if you should already
have kids, and like, it's just about checking in with yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
Because no one was commenting on my baby daddy when
he was making out with his girlfriend in front of
the Dubai Bergile Arab and was gone for two months,
no one said when is the last time he saw
his kid? Sorry, I just have to say that, not
in Dubai. Do you want me to go comment on that?

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Bro?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
They broke up. They broke up already. He had to
go do that. He had to go make sure super important,
to make sure. You know, I've been on the internet.
He's done it quite a few times so he could chill.
Not a lover boy. I don't know if we would
call it that something.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
We're both lovers, not after not after the aftermath. It
doesn't seem like he turns off. He's hot and cold.
Is that Gemini? He loves you then he don't.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
That's that's the true, that's the Gemini. I wonder if
my baby daddy was like, listen, jam, my baby daddy
calls me jam that's my earlier day nickname. Yeah, you
know me and so and so got to go. I
mean one time he did.

Speaker 3 (01:16:35):
He went to Thailand for a month, and I thought
he was gonna get his life together.

Speaker 2 (01:16:37):
But I remember that that I had hopes. He had hopes,
but then he was like going to come back. Then
he didn't come back and kept extending it. Yeah, just
go went on forever and there was nothing happening, nothing happening.
I've come back the little Buddha. Nope.

Speaker 3 (01:16:51):
But yeah, honestly, if he said that, I would say,
what the fuck ever?

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
Have fun? Maybe if you go with the bitch, you'll
come back changed a little bit. Well, all we can
do is pray and wish. I think the cards to
speak their messages to us. Now, okay, I would like
to choose one. I think it's Tarot time. It's Tarot time, bitches,
do you have an information? While I pick a card?

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
What I was gonna say is silly, I I am
wild and free because that's the only way to be.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
Okay. The other one is I'm a liberated mom because
I don't want to be incarcerated. One. Wild moms can
be good moms. Wild good moms. Wild moms are good
moms too, wild moms. Are you know what that sounds like? Right?
What black people are talented? Shut up? Fuck up, shut up,

(01:17:55):
show sat that man, I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know. Okay, God my affirmation, wild mom? What's
that song like? Wild and free? Let your titties hang, mom,

(01:18:18):
Let show titty swang. Let's show titties swang.

Speaker 3 (01:18:21):
Let's show titty swang. I like that one, that one,
That one sticks that way.

Speaker 2 (01:18:23):
The affirmation is let's.

Speaker 3 (01:18:29):
And this is good moms reminding you to let those
titty swing, especially if your mom.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
I'm swinging my titties right now. I feel ten times better.
Actually you hear that. That's as mr for titties swinging.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Oh man, money on the on the way, opportunity is

(01:19:08):
on the way.

Speaker 2 (01:19:09):
I could use a check right about now. Yeah, me too.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
And I remember remember that, sorry, remember that one time
we saw the money depositing. We're opening our apps and
then we need to do it again. It's manifest opening
up our bank mobile bank apps. Oh look, it's that
one that I use I signing in.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
Oh my god, Oh my goodness, twenty milo. Wait, shit,
there's there's more savings. Oh God, O good. I'm gonna
rest now. I think, actually I wanna. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
I think I just want to lay here and drink
a martini and take this all in because I didn't
even know I was getting this, this electric transfer of
four hundred thousand dollars today.

Speaker 2 (01:19:55):
God, God is good all the time, all the time. God,
it is crazy. Oh, it is crazy all the time.
God is crazy, y'all all the time. That's our song,
cause you didn't know. It's unreleased. It's unreleased, but it's coming.

Speaker 3 (01:20:11):
We're waiting for the for the church choir to come
in to do the backups. And we're still getting We're
still getting a what's our boy's name? Kin wait is
the most famous gospel singer, Franklin. We're still getting Kirk
Franklin on the road. That was that devoice, that was him,
that was his God is crazy, Okay, don't.

Speaker 2 (01:20:34):
Exactly see you here it yeah, okay. A pacles a
new financial or career opportunity, manifestation, abundance. The acles, like
the other aces of the Tarot, represents new beginnings, opportunities,
and potential, and as a pinnacles car These new beginnings
correlate to the material world, finances, wealth, career, physical health,

(01:20:54):
and manifestation of your goals. You may receive a new job,
offer an unexpected sum of money, a new business or
investment opportunity may come your way, or you'll have the
chance to bring an idea to fruition. No matter the occasion,
the aspenacles heralds a sense of prosperity and abundance in
the material or financial areas of your life. The aspicles

(01:21:15):
also symbolizes wealth, not just for your bank account, but
in a holistic sense as well. You may discover opportunities
to generate a new source of income or receive a
financial gift or windfall. I love windfall, or you may
have a chance to create wealth in a broader sense. Happiness, fulfillment, No,
I'm gonna go with money, monny by happiness, with film,

(01:21:35):
a potential and love, Yes, rich, lovely, juicy, rich, rich,
rich love. This ace signifies abundance in all areas of
your life.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Enjoy it, tasteful goods, richness, so rich, abundant.

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Yes, yes, I like juicy like this cardilot. That was beautiful. Well,
thanks guys, thanks for the listen. Yeah, I hope that
you know you can come back to this episode whenever
you're feeling a little out of flow with yourself, when
people are hating on you and shit, when you want

(01:22:09):
to take that trip and you want to book that
trip to the Good Vibe Retreat, or you want to
go hang out with your new boyfriend for one week
in Tulom, or you want to switch careers because your
job fucking sucks, or you want to go through your
closet and throw out all the gap and the black
and white and other stuff that we said. The kitten

(01:22:29):
heels come back here, especially the kitten heels. Unless you
have long legs and a mini skirt and you're rich.
You don't have to be rich. You'll look rich if
you do that. But if you have long legs and
mini skirt, the kitten hills might work.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
I saw a sick girl with a mini skirt and
kitten heels and she looked cute.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Actually, so maybe I need to try this out. She
might not have sold my fucking kitten heels. I'm sure
there's more kitten hills to be gotten.

Speaker 3 (01:22:54):
I actually bought a clear pair of Kitten Hills two
years ago, and I've never did I did.

Speaker 2 (01:23:00):
I was really trying. You know what, It's funny you
said that because I was in New York. I got confused.
One day, I was out and about and I didn't
want to go home because I was already in LA
and so I went to Target and bought a whole
new outfit. I think I met up with you that day.
I went to Target and I bought This was before
the Target boycott, by the way, guys, everyone relax, and
I bought a full gene outfit. It was cute and
it was really cute. I couldn't believe it. But then
I went to DSW because I was by the Beverly Center, Yes,

(01:23:22):
because it had Target and DSW like right there. So
I hit them both at once and I've been sleeping.
Wait is it DSW or what's the other one? No?
Nort and Rock. Oh that's a better one. That was
a better one. And I got these shoes that were pink,
and when I bought them, I was like, is this
heel high enough? And I wore it that night and
it was fine. But yesterday I went to go put

(01:23:45):
on these bright pink heels, and every time I fucking
put them on, I look in the mirror and I'm like,
these are kitten heels. I have fucking I bought fucking
kitten heels. If you're unsure, it's probably three and a
half inches. They're like this. They're like just above what
I thought kit and heel was. But no, get rid
of them. Okay. Anyway, make sure you rate and review us,

(01:24:09):
make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel. Make sure
you download this episode because we need downloads, y'all.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Oh yeah, so they changed the game on podcasters about
two years ago, which is totally highway robbery, and so a,
you have to download this for even matter. So if
you don't download, it doesn't count for us. And also
every time a new episode comes out, it doesn't automatically
download even if you subscribe, whereas before then it did.
It might have been three years ago. Anyway, The point is,
download the motherfucking episode. Leave us, leave a subscribe, leave

(01:24:37):
a review, Tell a friend, send this episode to a
friend that needs to be reminded to be a wild
bitch sometimes because you deserve to be a wild bitch.
Sometimes you are a fair wild human of the world
and you need to go let your fangs out and
let your tits swing and just you know, and maybe
need to come to Good Vibrratree. It's in two weeks,
but we're extending the payment plan. So this is your
signed to be a wild bitch. Do what you need.
I just we actually got a text today from someone

(01:24:59):
from the Good Vibra Tree that said, Wow, I'm totally shifting.
I'm back in school. I've changed so much into the tree.
And then we just saw Jordan and she said the
same thing, and I'm like, this shit works. I don't
care what anybody says. If you come to the if
you're feeling stuck, if you're feeling outside of yourself, not
feeling in tune with your wild free choices, come to
the Good Vibra Tree. It's July thirty first. I know

(01:25:21):
it's last minute, but you can make it.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
Just do the thing. Put it on the credit card.
I don't know after pay you do it for those
kidden heels and yeah, something that's going to that's gonna count. Yeah. Actually,
you can use a firm and you can pay the
trip off in eighteen months if that's what you wanted
to do. You don't even got to go through us.
You can go and pay it off on your own
shit and use code escape for a very hefty discount.

(01:25:43):
So anyway, that's our shameless plugs. We love you and
we'll see you next week. Bye bye.

Speaker 1 (01:25:54):
Yeah, I'm living been so good, can't you sale. I
went through with drought.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
That's since till I find a well made my heaven
known earth.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
I used to be broken, till now I got the
blues in to like Beyonce Jasell throat shot or Pop
in his cow wearing her voices patriarch get kept it
in the box.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
To it's flota.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
Women put the pee in powers so it's pointless. They
want me to be good, so I make bad choices.
Bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
It he's in on. Put cannabis in.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
Their bathbone walked in boscels cap and I blew his
cat boss hot dog.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Now I'm immune to.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
The cat called Herbie in the waisted straight to it
like a dollar sign. Mother, rent the lover when two
with its like a water someone where you're rent the
winter essential will when the summertime.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
I do what all ain't know. When I need to
run it by

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