Shocked In Bangkok

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 3 (01:24):
Once upon a time, there was a good old traditional
housewife cod She cleaned and cared for her children and
the man of the house, and of course she didn't
talk back. She was both obedient and soft by nature.
She was a good woman who always made good choices.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
That we're good mom's bad choices.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Who single mom who said fuck the patriarchy, shared all
their bad choices and.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Sound out they were so bad.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
After all, we're expert Overshares and your new besties.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Sit back and.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Enjoy the ride. I can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Welcome back to good Mom's bad Choices. I'm Erica, and
I'm happy. Humpty bitches, Happy hump day.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
We're back in studio. I feel like I haven't been
here a long time.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
You've been gone, girl, for like a month.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Very very very very very very very very far away,
and I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Still adjusting and I'm still struggling. I've dropped iriy off
at school today and on the ride home, I was like,
I want to pull over and take a nap. I
literally was like, I'm gonna fall asleep.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Yeah, I've been tired. Yesterday I was like trying to
kick it with Luna. When we get home, I like
knocked out in her bed, Like I'm tired. It's been
a week and I'm still recovering and I've never really
experienced red lag like this, but like, I guess being
on completely different time zones really fucked me up.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, I've been up staying up till six am.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, I would just stay up to like three in
the morning just on my phone and then wanting to
go to sleep at seven, and then it's just not
conducive to real life.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
I spent one night watching the basically the whole season
of The Beast in Me Have you seen it?

Speaker 1 (03:00):
So?

Speaker 2 (03:00):
I love my white women shows. Speak of white women shows,
Me and Mila. Not to not to sidetrack, but we
also went to our favorite white women's show hotel location.
Do you haven't checked out our Instagram, then I would
highly recommend that you go check out our White Lotus moment.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
We went to the White Lotus Hotel Okay, the four
seasons in Kasamoy in Thailand, and we had our entire
we had like in a white woman lunch and we
took videos like we were in the White loadus. We
made the mantic pictures of us at the bridge. He
was so excited to share.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
He's like, this is what I was like, this is
where they died. So we got murdered.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
He's like, yeah, I don't think I don't think that
was it. I don't think that was it either.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
I was like, wasn't in here like a pond? Yeah,
he's just talking shit.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
That was the highlight eversity our Thailand trip. So what
is this White Woman's show about?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It's about this like Clare Danes and this is I
love her so much, But what I realized in watching
this season is that she's very specific about the roles
that she picks, but they're all kind of the same.
Like she's like very distressed, she's high anxiety, she's like
about to be in tears.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
My woman's Clared Dane, like I can.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Romeo and Juliet with Leonardocaprio. But she also did Homeland
and she was also in fucking the ninety show that
we fucking love what is it?

Speaker 1 (04:19):
The ninety show?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
That's what she got famous for. They were like kind
of like punk and emo and god, it's.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Gonna bother me. Oh okay that seventies show. What. No,
she's on that seventies show. No, I don't know. I
see her face now, Yeah, I remember that she was
on the show in the nineties. That show that Like.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
I know, people are listening right now and they're saying
it right now. I know it. Nineties, my so called life, Yes,
my so called life. Yes, that's where she got famous.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
She was also I think she was a broke down palace.
Oh right, right, this is that pace. This is yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
We were referencing broke down Palace the whole time.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
We were in. I'm like, I'm so trying to why
do I know this white woman's face? That's where it's from.
I forgot Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
But anyway, she's like I don't want to give too
much away, but she's like a troubled writer, like this
rich like tycoon moves next door to her because she
had gotten a lot of money. She like won a
Pulitzer Prize for her book, and she's like needs to
write another one. But she's been really depressed because she
lost her son. And so this like Tycoon moves next door.
He is like under suspicion because his wife went missing

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like a few years before, and everyone thinks he's a murderer.
And so anyway, they had developed a relationship and it
just kind of expands from there, and it's it's a
lot of just it's a lot of suspense, it's a
lot of her trembling chin And I was up un
till six am watching it.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
But I do recommend it. The whole season I watched.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
I watched. I started watching the first episode actually in Thailand,
and that's when Aaron came in the room and to
hear the shit out of me, and I was like,
get the fuck out because we're already in a haunted house.
We were staying in a haunted house in Thailand. We'll
get to that later. But I finished it the other
night because of my insomnia. And so now I'm looking
for another show. Someone said I should watch what is it?

(06:04):
That's an it's another white woman's show. The white women
shows are They're lit right now for me, between Hunting
Wives and Sirens and the Beast in Me and this
other one I'm gonna watch tonight.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
I don't know Sirens.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Yeah, I don't see Sirens yet with Julian Moore.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I don't think so, oh, you gotta watch that one.
I just watched Landman and uh yeah, I watch Hunting
Wives and I watch Yeah. I haven't really watched too
many series lately. I've just been watching movies again, but
not really watching. And they're watching me, and then I'm like,
I should do stuff like wash clothes or unpack, but
I just keep staring at the suitcase and the suitcase

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is staring at me, and I'm just sitting in my
living room. So maybe today, maybe today, I'll get to it.
But I really do feel exhausted, and I'm like, i've
been back a week. Am I supposed to be doing
stuff already, and I'm like, just be gentle, ease and
ease back in. And Luna is having a birthday party
on Saturdays, so I can only ease in and tiled it.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
How do you feel?

Speaker 1 (07:03):
I can't believe that she's eleven. It's really like slapped
to slapped me in the face. It's like I came
back from the future and then boom, she's eleven. I
just feel like I just feel like not unprepared, but
like time is fucking flying. Time is flying, and it's
it's scary. It's not scary. I'm trying to like go
of the flow. But just also like, yeah, she was

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just little. I'm like looking at videos, like I was
gooking a lot of pictures and videos when we were
in Bali and in Thailand, and I'm just like, I
cannot fucking believe. I just I remember being eleven so vividly,
like it wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
No, those are like the between like ages, like at
least I can only speak for me personally, but like
those are around the years actually remembering my life.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Yeah, eleven and thirteen, you know, I.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Remember stuff from before, but like those are the years
where like really impressionable, like long lasting things started to
like impose themselves onto me, for the good and for
the bad.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, So I'm just like crazy craziness, and
she's just like just the stuff she's into and like
having to tolerate watching Zombie, teen Zombie, whatever the fuck
musical for the four hundred time and also like the
other stuff that she watches when I'm like, are are
you supposed to be watching this. It's a murder mystery
like Frankenstein and like all this it's just cool to

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see her develop and also like wow, like a pre teen,
like oh, she's like about to be bigger than me
and shit. So I'm like just you know, trying to
take it all in and just recognize that like time is,
we're dying. We're gonna die. Every day it is the
closer to death.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
We're like a blip in the history of time.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
I know, I know, and just taking it for granted
and you know, just just like it's fatting the balance
in it all. So last night I was putting Iried
a bed and she was I was laying with her
because she was like, I want to sleep with you,
and I was like, she comes in the bed, do
you want to come sleep with that? Now?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm okay, well let me come alay with you here.
And she was asking me about like my prom and
like who I went with, and I was like telling her.
I was like, well, I went a few proms. And
she's like when I go to prom, are you gonna
take me to get my dress? I was like duh,
She's like you will. I'm like what the fuck of course,
She's like I wanted to be Rose Gold Rose.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I'm like, okay, whatever.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
I was like yes, and Alma's going to do your
makeup and it's going to be special and it's gonna
be great. And then I like, I was like you no,
I'm trying to get her to open up more. So
I'm like divulging information to her that you know, she
didn't ask for. Yea, my prom dates and me kissing
boys that I didn't like and stuff. And then she
find and then it did it like worked, she told

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me something, not anything serious.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
It was better than nothing nothing.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
She's like, yeah, there's this girl at school. She's really annoying,
Like do you ever have anyone in your life that's
so annoying, like you just want to smack them in
the face. And that's like, yeah I do.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
I'm a cool mom, I said, I know, totally.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Yeah, I want to slap people bitches all the time.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Totally healthy.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Yeah, slap whatever it takes to get your kids open up.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
Not parenting advice.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Yeah, I used to kiss boys when it's stupid.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Tell him why, Yeah, you wanna slap bitches me too?
Fuck him? Okay, oh my god, but yes to what
you're saying is yes, they're growing up so fast.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's it's crazy. But at least I have least I
have like six more months or five five more months
until she's.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Eleven, maybe five months. It's the same as just let
me be here. I'm just saying, like the year by
hella fast. I just like when I look back at
the year and we're yeah, we're in December. Fuck, I'm
like between literally, like we just we traveled every other
month this year out of the country and domestically, and

(10:51):
it was It's like wonderful and I'm so grateful. But
then I'm also like, did I even take in all
this shit? It happens so quickly. It's like by the
time you rest, you're getting back up to go somewhere else.
So it's like, yikes.

Speaker 2 (11:06):
I will say this year specifically, I felt like I
did take in more than I took in years before.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:12):
I feel like even though we were really busy, like
the years before, I don't know why, like I was
just it just felt like a blur. Yeah, So this
year I felt like a little bit slower and I
want to continue that vibe. Been to twenty twenty six
and just being more present and yeah, because I think

(11:33):
she's getting older. I'm getting older, My parents are getting older,
you know, like this's just everyone's getting older.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
It's it's true, It's it's beautiful. Life was so dul.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
I just love when people get older and day and
they may they die. But being present and being like
Bali in particular, like was a place that really I
think allowed me and I think I'm hoping the women too.
I think the women that came be really present at
that place. We had a retreat in Bali in this

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month and we're there for Our retreat was a week,
but we were there for two weeks and it's just
like I'd never been to that. I've never been to Indonesia,
and I had no idea what to expect. We plan
this retreat kind of like through intuition and trust and
hoping that the property was going to be as bomb

(12:30):
as it looked in the in the videos and the
picture and.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
It was and it was amazing.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
There was better, Yeah, And I think, like Bali, what
I took away from that place is just like how
when you're in constant like devotion, like that's that's how
you slow shit down. Because everyone there kind of was
just like on their own time, in their own space
and their own thing, and like the people of Indonesia

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are like literally I feel like five times a day
just like leaving offering, like praying.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely devotional country. Everyone's very kind. Everybody's
like you could feel like the honesty and like the
genuineness of each person and like their gratitude. And literally
there's there's offerings all over the city, all over the
house that they leave, like.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
In front of the store, in front of every doorway.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Basically I was wondering, like, is there is there rhym
or reason for the placement, and meant to ask that.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
I kept stepping on offerings in the streets. They were
like on the street everywhere, paying attention. They're just like
right in front of the storefronts.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Yeah, but it was absolutely breath takingly beautiful, Like everything
was beautiful. It's just like so interesting to see a
new part of the world that you've never experienced before firsthand,
like cranes and rice fields and like it's just it's
it's the food. Yeah, it's amazing. I mean it's it's
a far, far far away land. And we drugged ourselves

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to get there cessfully. So yeah, but it's worth it.
It's definitely worth going. It's definitely worth I wish we
could have stayed longer, like I would like, I would
like go for a summer just to get to see everything.
But we had a We had a really, really, really
beautiful time. It was a smaller group. We had like
fourteen women. It was boss. I feel like a baller

(14:19):
like that. Like I was manifesting the whole time, like
I want to wake up to this, that kitchen, the
shape of the living room, like the pools, the jungle.
Everything was just super super lush, and I felt like, yeah,
I did feel slow moving and soft and gentle and
like the food was bomb and we did We did

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so many like water ceremonies so much like we went
to temples. Everything was so so intentional, and I like
it was special. And half of the group had been there,
had been to the retreat before, so it was kind
of like.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
A half sort of reunion. Yeah, yeah, I thought I
thought that was really cool too. Shout out to Retreat nineteen.
I felt like there was like a grounding that having
like people that have already come and like the people
that have never been, like provided for those people that
have flown so far across the world to be there like,

(15:15):
oh you've been here, We're good. Like yeah, bitch, you're good.

Speaker 1 (15:19):
Yeah. And then that's another thing, like people to fly
that far to trust us. Yeah. It was really special too,
because like I was like, damn, this is far. Yeah,
we're far, We're far from home. So it's for you
for somebody get on the plane and be like fuck it,
you know. So Yeah, and we had like we had
Sessha and her mom come Sandra, which it was really
nice to have a mom daughter duo. That was. It

(15:40):
was really sweet. And you just had a nice big gang.
It was really good. It was really good. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
And then I had the great idea of leaving Bali
the Dare retreat ended and going to Bangkok, Erica. Wait wait,
but but to that I wanted to I did ask you.
I said, it's gonna be intense, should we do it?
And you said yes. So I didn't just make these
decisions and these plans on my own.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Bitch, Okay, they're gonna have a bad habit being like yeah,
ya ya, I can handle it, yeaheah. Yeah, I'm like
I asked you. I was like Erica, we did I want.
I was like, I have this vision of us in
the middle of Bangkok with all of our ship from
fresh off of retreat. That's gonna be all say, and
being a container of bliss, a bliss bubble, and then

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we're gonna get off the plane and be like what
the fuck. I told her that, and she was like, yeah,
I'm gonna be for twenty power. It's gonna be fun.
She's like, care has been party crazy, and then we'll
go to the island and then we'll chill. And I
was like, are you did? Are you positive? Because you
in particular have a hard time going from my frequency
to the other.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah, I was gonna have a hard time no matter what.
So it didn't matter what was gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
And baby, when I say we got we were in
Bali just like hang out and laying and lounging and
doing spiritual activities and yoga and chee gung and like
riding on the back of scooters and we went to
motherfucking Bangkok and like at first it seemed first of

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all we landed, it's a huge, major city. I don't
know what I thought.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
It was like this small, little cute, bumbling city. I
mean I knew that. I knew that it was substantial
because it's it's always on the clocks, you know, like Milan, Bangkok,
So I'm like, okay, Bangkok must be there must be
something going on.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
When we landed, I was like, are we in New York?
Are we ina La, Like it's huge, And then I
think that's another thing. We didn't consider it. I mean
we considered it, but we were in Bali for two
weeks without any weed. So not only were we sober,
I mean as far as like flower went half the
like most of the girls in our retreat smoke weed,
so everybody was all a little bit fucking like what

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the fuck I wasn't I didn't feel super were triggered
by not having weed, but I guess in hindsight it
would have been nice.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I think this is the first time, this is this
is the first time we've ever had a treat without
psilocybin or cannabis.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Yeah. Yeah, And we drank some wine we didn't like
really drink heavily, and then we went to a beach club.
When we drank there, but it was mostly like very chill.
But as soon as we landed in Bangkok. First of all,
we had this grand idea, we're gonna check our We're
gonna check our stuff in a locker. We had like
a very planned out, very coursed out, I like organize

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its plan in our heads. Even though some of it
was cutting a little bit close. We were like, this
is a great idea. It's gonna work out. We like
deuble checked it. So we get to Bangkok. We put
our stuff in lockers, two of our bags, three of
our bags because we can't travel all over Asia with
this shit because we put it in there. At the airport.
We go to our hotel. It seems very quiet and

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it's like.

Speaker 2 (19:01):
Literally we pull up to the hotel and I'm like,
are we in the financial district?

Speaker 1 (19:04):
You know, like financial district?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
Very quiet, like at night, no one's there. I was like,
I'm means, like, are you sure this this is the
this is the area that they said is like the
center bustling.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
I'm like, is it is a hotel? Open?

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Like?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
It seems very dead, So we go inside. It's very sterile.
Also like in like Asia, everything's like very sterile and clean.
We put our shit and we get into like midnight
and i'd also we also considered that we're getting into
Bangkok at midnight. And not only that, we left the
day of the retreat. We wrapped everything up and went
shopping and then left the day of the retreat, which

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is something unheard of. We usually like take a day
a beat or several to like just chill. So we
bust all our ship down, our ship the fucking retreat. Shit,
get on a plane at bankock, put the ship in
the locker, get in a car, get the hotel. It's
like one o'clock in the morning. At this point, we like,
should we go outside and like find food? Bitch. First
of all, we like hit the corner and right immediately

(20:02):
outside of her door as a cannabis literally it's like glowing.
It's like a dispensary. And then I'm like, you think
it's open. It's one o'clock in the morning, and then
it's like twenty four hours wey. I was like, take
all of our money, like when you got sativa indicates hybrids.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
She bought so many joints. I was like, bitch, rolling
here for one day.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Get to smoke it. And then they had like a
cafe you can go inside and smoke inside. So we're
in there like haven't smoked in two weeks, getting blazed
as fuck, just taking it to the head. And then
we're like, okay, let's go outside. That's ready, We're ready,
We're already go outside. So we start walking. Suddenly I'm
hearing so much music. I'm saying, like, oh, so many people.

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I'm like, where did all these fucking people karaoke singers?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
I sing you're saying that guy was singing of those
rock songs.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
Oh God, those guys was a band, And I guess
because they cater to white people. There is just a
lot of interesting white rock Asian cover bay. Yeah, but
they're like doing American accents. Anyway, we hit the corner
and bitch, bitch, I have never ever seen so many

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prostitutes lined up in so many variety.

Speaker 2 (21:18):
First of all, I look, I'm like Mila, like, Mila,
did you find this food?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Is that where I found?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I found a restaurant on her phone. We get to
the street and we're walking and I realized, like she's
not looking at her phone.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I'm like, does she know where she's going?

Speaker 2 (21:30):
And I'm like, where are we going? And she's like
I just look at her and she's just like a
deer in headlights, over stimulated, Like I like, let's stop
and look at the map. I realized we stopped like
right in front of a bunch of like lady boy prostitutes.
And she's just like I was like.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
I don't know, I don't know where I's going.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
I don't know, I don't know. Let's just go.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
I was like, okay, you're like, where are we walking.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I was like, I don't know, I just walk move
start moment. It was so over well made. First of all,
suddenly the lights was bright, there's neon lights. There was
people outside like it was three o'clock in the afternoon,
in front of like nice hotels. Yeah. Yeah, it was
just lined on the ship like the double tree, like
it was almost shoulder to shoulder.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
They were and they were like the girl who looks
like she just got off off school. There was like
the slutty girl. Then there was like the lady boy
that was like are you a lady boy?

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Or girl who was going to the mall?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
She's like a girl going to the mall jeans. And
then on the other side we crossed the street because
it was like a heavy side of prostitution to across
the street and then like I see some black girls
and I'm like, oh, maybe they're like taurists. No, there's
like a black corner prostitute.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
But then then I started to get confused and I
was like, is everybody prostitutes? And then I was like,
are we prostitutes?

Speaker 2 (22:43):
They probably thought after I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (22:45):
And I was like, oh my god. And then I
just started getting super paranoid. And then you started seeing
all these old white men, and then there's even he
job prostitutes. There's a corner of.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
The women wearing heat jobs, and I at first I
was like is this Like why are they out here?

Speaker 1 (23:00):
And I realized are they tourished too?

Speaker 2 (23:02):
To gets your religion? And then I was like, oh no,
this is a kink and they're wet and they're ready, And.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
There's massage parlors everywhere, which is like is it a
massage parlor? What's going in on there? It was just
very intense, and I was exactly like I thought it
would be us, me particularly like a deer in headlights.
And I was like and I was high, like I
had just gotten high after two weeks. It just seemed
very That's what it was.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
I was so high, so high, And then I went
there and I was just like everything was moving and
slow mover.

Speaker 1 (23:32):
Yeah, it was like almost moving fast but slow. I
was moving slow but everything was moving fast. Yeah, it was.
It was I don't know.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
I was like I fall.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
I was clutching my pearls.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
I was like, who am I I was?

Speaker 1 (23:44):
And I was like this is crazy. It was really crazy.
But finally we figured it out. We got to a corner,
we found a fucking what are those things called tiktook
and we're like, just take us to the best tide food. Wait.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
So then he's taking us on the back of his
TikTok and he's like taking us like down like streets
that I like have not a lot of cars and empty.
I'm thinking like, oh no, like the stupid bitches, Like
now we got in the back, is he gonna kill us?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Like maybe? Literally?

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I was like, there's no one over here. What if
he's delivering us to his friends? And then we pull
up to like this like twenty four hour night market
and then we ate the bombist fucking Thai food ever
first of all Thai.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Food in general.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
She told me yesterday that a new report came out
that said Thailand has the best food, number one in
the world, and I was like, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
You might get swollen from from what was it, m
MSG MSG.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
I don't even know if MSG makes you swollen. It's
everyone's saying it's the salt and the sugar. The salt
and the sugar wasn't MSG salt.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Did you send me some shit about MSG not being
that bad?

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Yeah? I don't know. I'm confused, but I don't know.
All I know is I was beautiful and bali, but
by day fucking three in Thailand, we woke up and
our faces versus so swollen. I was like, why do
we look like this? We didn't even drink that much.
But apparently, I don't know. I don't know. I was
not pretty in Thailand. That was hideous inland, like I
just did. Had you had two black eyes for some reason? Black? Ah?

(25:14):
I get hit last night? The fuck is going on?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Before we left Thailand, I mean before we left Bangkok,
Miela was like, do you want to go to the
ping Pong show? And I was like, what the fuck's
the ping pong show? She's like, Oh, you haven't heard
of the ping pong show.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
I can't eve you never heard of the ping pong show.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
I've never heard of ping pong show, and I'm probably
the reasons why is because it's famous. Basically, ping pong
show is a sex show in Thailand, but this wasn't
even they weren't even having I thought I was gonna
see some like actual sex sex activity is happening. So
we go. I look up like the like where's the
ping pong shows? And there's like three different like neighborhoods

(25:51):
that have the ping pong shows.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
So we went to the first one. Did we ever
get to all three? We only went to two.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
We went to like Soy Cowboy, and then we went
to like I think it's like the OG one number four.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
The first one was like.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
The OG one that we didn't get to. No, the
first one we went to buy our hotel. Yeah, I
think that was like the old school. No, the Soy
Cowboy was by our hotel. The first one we went to,
which was really sad. That one I think is like
the original ping pong area show. And so we walked
in and I'm like not knowing what to expect, and

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like there's this like stage in the middle of the room,
and all of a sudden, this like woman comes up
literally schleps herself up.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
She looks like this, literally, she looks like she just
woke up out of bed.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I am one hundred percent sure that they have rooms
up there, maybe not even beds, and there's just like
maybe like thirty women sleep all day long and they're
just waiting for their shifts to start, and they just
peel their like pasty pajamas off and then they just
get out there. I feel like they were dressed like
the Korean ladies at the Korean spot like this have
like regular black brawls and black panties.

Speaker 1 (27:03):
Like a full butt like panty. But it was really weird.
And then I started to look around at the people
like who else was there? Like who is watching this?
And it's just a bunch rose and rose and rows
of white men. And they're like young like bros, like
fraternity looking ones. There's like older ones, old old ones,

(27:23):
and they're like kissing the prostitutes in the in the
mouths crazy. Like the most like eye opening thing to
me is that they were like engaged, like they really
like they I don't know if they've tricked themselves into
thinking these women like them that barely speak English, or
what the fuck is happening? But it really like let me,
It really gave me insight into the white man. It

(27:48):
made me disgusted. I was discussed the white man.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
And now every time I see an older white man,
I'm like in Thailand.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
Because you know what it is. It's like it's one
thing to go to the strip club. Here in the
bitch are like entertaining or like there's a little bit
of like hope and life in their eye and they're
like dancing and shit. Here it's like the life is
not in their eyes. They're not there, they don't care.
And then like the men are participating it fully, like
they don't even like it's almost that they came for that.

(28:17):
I saw the lifelessness.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
I saw a man with a one compression sock on
birken stocks like some swim trunks and a dirty polo.
They don't even give a fuck.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
They don't even read Ry, Middle America, German, Polish, New
Zealand like everywhere.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
I just want to say, if you know an old
white man in your life or a white man in
your life, and I'm sorry if this is your dad,
that makes any sort of trips to Asia. I'm gonna
go ahead and let you know that he'd un dabbled,
un dabbled with either just a regular old Thailand prostitute
or perhaps lady boy. Because the amount of white old

(28:59):
men that I saw there that I could see, I
could just place them right here. I was like, this
is crazy.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
No, it was, it was. And then the women were
like popping the wait.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
The lady comes out. She comes out, schlaps herself on
stage with her literally like Howmula said.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Her hair was the like braid unbraided, just like whatever,
no smile.

Speaker 2 (29:22):
She comes out, she takes her panties off, and all
of a sudden, just out of nowhere, not a twrque,
not a sexy dance.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
I don't know how she took them all the way off.
It was like it wasn't.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
Even like a not a sway of the hip.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
Bitch.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
She just starts pulling glow in the dark string out
of her pussy with this face like casually and then
just wrapping it around the poles and just like then
then then okay, so then her shift was over. And
then another bitch came on who looked like an og.
She'd been there for a long time. She had like

(29:55):
a bowl of ping pongs and I was like, oh,
this is why they call it the ping Pong Show.
I got the ping Pong preview and prior to this,
just let's rewind one day before. We're on the plane
to Bangkok. Me and mil are sitting in two different seats.
I see her talking to this white like young white
guy and he's like from Australia, like, yeah, like I
went through my spiritual awakening and like my friends, I

(30:17):
don't really understand, like we.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
Wouldn't listen to podcast plane.

Speaker 2 (30:20):
Oh well, I guarantee you he's off in his white world.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
I just I enlighten.

Speaker 2 (30:29):
I'm enlightened and I'm with my friends and they don't
like I don't know if they said this. I'm making
this up at this point, but like they don't understand
where I'm at now, and I would never have even
been able to have this conversation before. Fast forward twenty
four hours, we're at the Ping Pong Show. This nigga
is sitting next He's sitting in the crowd and I'm like,
hees like, oh my god, that's the guy from the plane.
So my friend from the plane the woman comes out

(30:51):
with the ping pongs in a bowl which I think
it might have been baby oil water.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
The balls are in this substance, and she just starts
like pulling, putting them in her pussy. But like, again,
not a dance, not a torque, A little like.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
She smelled a little bit.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
I'm saying there was not a no noctual movement, no
sensual performance.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
It's just the ping pong, ping pong in the puss.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
She just put them in there, and then she gives
one to me let it and I was like, oh
my god, oh my god, Mila, you're gonna do this.

Speaker 1 (31:21):
I'm stressed, like pushed my hands and like popped it in.
But then the guys line up on the fucking stage
and like.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Get underneath between her legs and she pops the ping
pongs in their mouth from her pussy. Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
They're taking turns and they're like whoa.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
And that guy who just had his awakening, he was
up in line and he captured When I saw him
the joy in his eyes from capturing.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
This sixty year old ping pong. She was around six.
She was probably sixty sixty year old.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
Oiled up ping pong pussy pong in his mouth. I
was like, I don't trust white men at all again.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
I mean, I think that this trip made me like, yeah,
for sure, for sure, it was really it was an
interesting And then they have like they have visa shops
right next to the bridle shop, like next to the
bride dress.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I mean the bride dress. You know what the fuck
I'm talking about. But I'm the bridle shop, the bridle shop.
So it's like, you know you're coming here because you're
a loser. You literally can't here because you're a loser,
and you can't get bitches wherever you're from or whatever,
like kinky shit you're into you can't ask for. But
it's like you want a bitch to pretend that she
likes you, and you're kind of into the pretending, even

(32:37):
though she's not even speaking English, she's barely smiling. Like
this is a very dark I feel like I stepped
into the dark world, like the dark web.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
It just felt murky, it felt low, low vibrational. I'm
not gonna lie, I felt I just felt weird in Bangkok.
I don't I don't know if I need to go
there again.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
I maybe I mean, I, well, we did have some
good times. Like then the next day I went and
got my nails done, you know, I took a little
rides looking out the window, and it was nice, look
like a big city. Lots of malls, all the high
end fashion department stores. This beautiful park which went through.
It's like this wonderful, beautiful park, look like the fucking

(33:13):
Central Park of fucking Bancasia. Yeah, it was really beautiful,
all these huge lotuses and like nature. We attempted to
take a train. Oh yeah, we attempted to take a train,
but it didn't work out. It did work out, it
will stop.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Didn't get it out.

Speaker 1 (33:31):
First we got there and we tried to give him
more cards and like we don't take card and we
didn't have any more bankcocky cash what.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Is it called fat we have him or bought.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
We had to borrow some money from some strangers that
gave it to us. We were like, can we just
buy a round trip if there's a minimum in the card.
They were like no, they don't give a fuck about
anything like our credit cards. Nothing.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
They're they're one of the one of the few places
that are not colonized. And it's for real have been
sucked up. So we got on the train. The train
then stopped like one stop from where we were going.
We were trying to go see the reclining Buddha, the
reclining gold Buddha.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
And you have to wear like armpits, you have to
wear full like you have to wear cover your legs
and your arms. So we were in full outfits. It
was hot as fuck. Got we thought we were taking
a cab. We got dropped off. We were going to
the wrong Buddha. Apparently. We walked through this park for
like thirty minutes, try to get on the train. The
train stopped. It just seemed like impossible to do anything

(34:31):
that we wanted to do. It was so much fucking traffic.
We didn't have any more bought, Like what the fuck?
It was really getting intense. We couldn't find our cab.
We finally made it to the Buddha. We got on
a fucking it was beautiful. Buddha was beautiful, he was reclining.
He was big, he was big, he was golden, he
was reclining. We went to We took up a how

(34:53):
do you say it? Took took to Chinatown because Erica
found some secret redded article that there was some Chinatown
food that and we had to go get some curry.
It was good. It was really good in a back
alley somewhere. And then we decided were gonna get bougie
and went to the Skybar, which I think is featured
in Hangover in the movie is it? Yeah? Oh, and

(35:14):
it has like sixty four floors, so we went to
the sixty fourth floor. We were like, whoa, we're rich,
We're Bangkok baby. We went to the Golden Buddha, even
though it took us eight hours to get there, and
it's like really beautiful all the time, like a fancy restaurant.
There's like this lady singing like videos of her smooth
jaz no motion singing, Yeah, like slow motion top like

(35:34):
we will see the whole city of Bangkok. I start
ordering shots. I'm like, yeah, nineteen forty two, two of them.
So we take like three shots each. At the end
and like slide over the check.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
And I like do the I do the currency and
I'm like I'm like that can't be right, so let
me do that one more time. I was like, Mila,
did you ask how much these shots were?

Speaker 1 (35:54):
I was like, I do the mast. I feel like, yeah,
they're like twenty dollars a shot, just thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (35:59):
No bitch bill was five hundred dollars, like five hundred
and fifty nine dollars or some stupid shit.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
I was like. I was like, oh, maybe I did
the mass and I did.

Speaker 2 (36:07):
It, like we might as well bought a bottle rich,
like fuck.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
We're rich. Whatever our celebration, our celebration shots. Then yeah,
we continued the night. That's when we went to go
to Ping the Ping Pong Show, and then we went
to we tried to go to another one because we're like,
there's no way, there's no way, this is it. We
were dedicated. So then we got to like Nancy's Playground.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
We went to Soy Cowboy and that's where Rainbow was at.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Okay, so we went to Rainbow and I was like,
does this mean lady boys? Like what's in there? Then
I just got kept getting weirder, Like then they were younger,
and like in Thailand, the beauty standard is like white,
like it's literally like anime. So they're like all these
girls who are like doing these weird movement.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
I felt like I was in a video game.

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Like.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I was like.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
I was like, why didn't think she keep coming up
just doing that? Maybe you know what I thought about
it later, I was like, maybe she was like waiting
for us to give her the okay to like come
over to us, and like you are ho, like, I
don't know what.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
I think. It's like an anime, Like it's like a
is it an anime thing? Yeah, it's a cute sea thing.
That's cute. See. Yeah, So we were like just sitting.
First of all, we're still high, so we're still fucking
confused the whole time, hope. And they were like dancing
a little bit. But then they have these numbers on
the stand on the stage cattle. They just stay on

(37:28):
the stage like doing weird things.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Like and some of them weren't even paying attention pH
just chilling like waiting for someone to pick them.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
And the guys again making out full blown mouth to
mouth with the fucking prostitutes. I was like, you're gonna
go home in case your wives with those mouths, which
is crazy.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
The kids, oh my god, all the babies.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
And then I had this brilliant idea that I was
gonna go back and see what was going on. But
then I got scared, you're.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Gonna go back.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Remember, I was like, I'm gonna like I've got lost
and go to the bathroom. But I'm just, oh, yeah,
I should have done it. I was like, we should
have tried to, like turned my phone so investigating?

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Was that that one or is that the other strip
club you went to?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
That was the other strip club? Were with Aaron? Then
I went to both.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yeah, we were committed to trying to find at least
essential movement of dance of something.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
We went to another strip club and.

Speaker 2 (38:16):
That one was where I had had it. I had
had it. I was checked out. I saw like a
thirteen year old girl that served me be alcohol and
I was like, no, I.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Think her family owned the bar. I don't care. She
was around, she was wearing like sneakers, she was school.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
She was wearing Mary Jane and I'll never forget, and
socks and socks. And then even the way she ran
she ran.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I saw her run and she can use her arms
like a child, like you know how kids run when
they were still learning their bodies. I'm pretty sure the
Indian family owned the bar, and so she was the waitress,
the brother was the bartender, and then and then like
the old house moms, the Asian house moms, they owned
the strippers. Yeah, And then there was so there.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
I could tell some of the strippers were undera which
I just knew they were underage, and it just made
me really uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (39:02):
I was like, I can't.

Speaker 2 (39:03):
Then one of them came up to us. She had
braces and I think she was trying to be a sailor.
There was like one that was actually more of a
sexy sailor, and then it was her. She had a
sailor outfit on, and I was like, this girl's probably seventeen.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
And she came over.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
They came over to us to dance on us, and
they and I was like, get away from me. And
so she was on aaron and she lifted up her
fucking skirt and I couldn't believe it because she looked
so just like not like the bitch that would have
this tattooed on her ass and it just said fuck
me on her ass. But she looked like not even

(39:38):
like she looked innocent, but just kind of just.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
Regular regular, It's regular.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
I was like, oh my god, we gotta go.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
It was very interesting, and that was even more depressing.

Speaker 2 (39:48):
Was next to us, was this, were these two white
guys and their wives.

Speaker 1 (39:53):
Okay, one of the life even know if one was
definitely the wife because she looked like, I fucking hate
my life. I hate him. He got and obviously he
was like drinking absolute absolute bottle, like they had a
bottle that he thought he was really doing something that
was absolute. And he'd obviously got in like fucked up.
And you know how white guys get when they get
fucked up, they get real loosey goosey. He was like
touching his friend's dick, like trying to play each other.

(40:16):
He was like letting the lady boys sit on his lap.
And the wife was like, do you.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
Know what's even worse is that she had a full
broken leg. Oh yeah, she had a fully broken leg,
fully casted. I saw him get her up and scooed
her to try to get to the bathroom. She looked
like she was in so much pain. She looked like
she was fucking but not only that, like she actually
like she was in pain and that.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Hers was dating.

Speaker 2 (40:45):
Wait, so she gets to the bathroom. The moment she disappears,
he goes and makes out with one of these fucking prostitutes.
I was like, what the fuck was up? And then
she came back. But the other guy, I'm pretty sure
that was his wife. They were on a like a
that was his white I feel like I had been
broken in already. She's been she's been doing dealing with
his fuck shit for years. Okay, she had been down

(41:07):
a lady boy path of him in nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Okay. She was like if you could imagine like a
round red, middle aged white man with khaki shorts to
hear the three button and her outfit.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
She had a full white collar.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
It was like ruffles with ruffles and like these highs
and like a quarter a quarter skirt. It was the
very she was into it.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
She was there for She was like, baby, have a
good time.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
There was one who was in with it and the
other one who looked like she was she gotta kill herself.
Literally she looks I felt like she felt I was
looking at her and I was miserable, like so embarrassed.
I get to see the face of embarrassment. It was
really intense, Tyler. Yeah, Thailand was intense, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful

(41:54):
and also devotional. Lots of temples, lots of Buddhas, but
that's that red light district there, baby, is districting. And
then we decided, after all of the ping punk shows
and the Horse and the Rainbow club that we were
going to When I say hoores, I mean sex workers,

(42:14):
we were going to go get a massage on the strip.
And I was like, are they going to try? And like,
I googled it.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I googled it. I googled that place.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Oh and then yeah, I read.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Reviews first before we went to that place.

Speaker 1 (42:27):
Three am and we go get in. Fucking it was great,
an hour and two hour massage, and then we thought
we're gonna get in a plane.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I know. We went to sleep and we woke up
and I was like our flights. At six am. After
the massage was over, got the airport. We got back
to the room and I was like our airport, we need.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
To leave in an hour. We're like, it's not going
to happen. We can't make it. No, so we postponed
like two hours.

Speaker 2 (42:49):
So we flew to KOs Samoy and that's when we
that's when we had this is what's leading us now
to our bad choice of the week.

Speaker 6 (42:54):
Okay, bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
So because we had all this luggage.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
We decided to leave our luggage in Bangkok at the
airport because they had these you know, these luggage company
aged lockers that will take your luggage for a very
minimal price versus spending four hundred dollars to try to
bring them with us.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
So we leave the luggage.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
We go to Kosamoy, have a time there, stay in
a haunted house, which Miela may have made us all
believe it was haunted house, and then it actually was,
or maybe it wasn't. I don't know, but I felt
like if there were spirits in this mother fucking house.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
It was a huge glass house on the top of
a hill and it was windy, so every time anything good,
it wasn't even that it was the house lady that
was sleeping in the back and her husband had just died,
and I was convinced that he pind of died on.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Property and he was roaming the property. She kept like
just coming in again, and she just kept coming in
the house like out of nowhere, we just pop in
the house. I'm like, bitch this airlin anyway, And after
like twenty two thousand nine dollars ninety minute massages in
Thailand and lots and lots of meals, and we chilled
a lot there. We just kind of chilled there. We

(44:11):
fly back to Bangkok to retrieve our luggage and fly
our asses back home. We have very minimal time. We
know we're cutting it close. We're like, okay, this is
the only flight out right out of Bangkok. I think
we have like an hour to make our flight. It's
gonna be perfect. Pick up our luggage, and we're just
gonna get out and check in.

Speaker 1 (44:28):
We're gonna go, We're gonna be then we're gonna be home.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
So we land, We're like waiting at the to retrieve
our luggage, just taking forever, and like, just go get
the luggage.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Just go pick up the luggage. I'll get.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
I'll get all our luggage that we brought to KOSOMOI
at the whatever their luggage dispenser thing. So I'm like
all right, So I go to go get our luggage
and I give them our luggage tags and they're like
looking at it. They're like talking to one another, and
I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And they're
like giggling and like like they're laughing at yes, And

(45:00):
I was like, what's going on and they're like, you're
at the wrong airport and I was like, no, what
do you what are you talking about? Like, no, your
luggage is at another airport and I was like, this
is the International Bancock airport. They're like there's two International
Bankok airports KK and D and something else some other shit, yeah,

(45:22):
dmong or something DM. I was like, what do you mean?
I was like how far is the airport? An hour away?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
I'm like I called me.

Speaker 2 (45:29):
I'm like, bitch. I was like what She's like, ouage
doesn't come out yet. We're like what the fuck. And
I'm like, you're about to be what the fuck more
right now? And I was like, our luggage is not
here here.

Speaker 1 (45:41):
Like what the fuck do you mean? It's not here?
Is at the other airport? I was like, are you
fucking kidding me?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
And at this point, we've been in fucking Asia for
three weeks. We're ready to go home. We're swollen, We've
been massaged till we're flat.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
I got a massage a fruk out on the plane,
like the very laud was like pick me up. All
the way to the airport, I'm getting massage.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
I'm like mentally prepared for this seventeen hour travel day. Like,
so I'm like, what are we gonna do? Like, are
we gonna have to say We're gonna have to stay
another day? Like there's no other option. Shout out to
our friend Aaron, because she left the day after, two
days after US came through. She was going to Bangkok,
and I asked her. I don't even know I asked her,

(46:22):
but I still have told her. I said, this is
what I need to do. We need you to do this.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Thank oh God, only this kind of shit happens to us.
But this bitch already had three bags because she always overpacks,
even though she's an international triver.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
We had four bags she had.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
I thought she had three, two carry on and two checked.
And then we had three bags seven bags. It's not
like Lax to New York, bitch, Bangkok to San Francisco.
She's not even going to We still don't have our luggage.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
She has our luggage in her apartment right now.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Wait, so she leaves two days after us, so we're like, okay,
just please bring it back for us.

Speaker 2 (47:01):
We'll get pay whatever the costs.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I'm sorry this bitch calls me at one in the morning.
I'd like just fallen asleep. She's like calls me and
like hello. I'm like what. She's like, what the fucking
in your bag? I'm like, what are you talking about?
What is in your bag? Bitch?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I'm at the airport.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
They pulled me to the side. I'm like, what are
you talking about. I'm like just like all dis arrayed
because I just WoT gup. I'm jetlagged. Like huh what.
She's like, what is it your bag? I was like,
nothing's in our bag.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
And she's like, they pulled me at the gate.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
They pulled me aside. They strip searched me, and like
they strip searched you. She's like, oh, I'm ring is
a tic top, but they made me take it off.
I was like, nothing's in the bag. And then I
start fucking tripping, like what's in the bag is immediately
leading the body calls me at one am. I'm up
watching the beast in me. I'm like, I don't know

(47:53):
what the fuck's the bad She's like an aaron. She's like,
I'm about to miss my flight. I'm about to miss
my flight. I should never I've done this. What kind
of company is it? I was like it had a
sign it's in the airport.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
It's reputable, I think.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
So she's fucking tripping. I'm tripping. I'm thinking, oh my god,
I have to fly back to Bangkok. I'm having to
get this bitch a lawyer. What's in the bag.

Speaker 2 (48:16):
And then she's like baking down palace and.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
She's like, I gotta go, I gotta go by. And
I was like, oh my god, we should have stayed
with our own bags. I call it Erica, and I'm like,
this bitch is stuck at the airport. They stopped her,
her flames, her planes about the laser, not letting her
on the flight.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
What's in the bags?

Speaker 1 (48:34):
She's like, I don't know. I'm like copal maybe cople.
They think it's drugs.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
It's freebasing, free basing cople.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
She fucking calls me back. I'm fucking in my bed,
like I'm like fucking racking my brain. What's in this bag?
She calls me back like it was your cow head.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
They thought I was They thought I was sure I.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Was porting your carcass. I bought back like a like
a cow head with like horns for my living room.
And she's like, there's like twenty offers and twenty officers
in there and they're just fucking laughing, like oh, and
then they let her get on the plane's cowhead. It
was real though, but I yeah, so that was fucking traumatizing.

(49:18):
Why the fuck that the strip searcher for a cow
I don't know what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
They just want to see her titties, but they better
fucking they better have my fucking it better be intact
when I get it.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
So now it's in now our seven in San Francisco.
I remember we have a tribe member. Shout out to
Asia who had helped us. Like five years ago. We
had like put on Instagram like can someone help us out?
We have a photo shoot?

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Does anyone want to help us today?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Because who who recruits people like that us? She was like, yeah,
I'm from Oakland, but I'm in town and I'll help
you guys. I remember that she lives in Oakland. I'm like,
let me text her, hey, girl, do you mind picking
up our luggage from this other girl and putting it
on the Greyhound. So she calls me today like, oh,
the Great Hound doesn't do that. They haven't done that
since twenty twenty. I was like, I did use that

(50:02):
method in college. So that was not used it before? No,
that was FedEx, wasn't it.

Speaker 7 (50:07):
No?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
We use it in att was it Atlanta? We use
it for touring? We put our shirit on a Greyhound.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
We did. Yes, Okay, that's why because I got that
from when I so that was the last time. Yeah.
So she just calls me and says that is no
longer and if we put on the Amtrak it's four
hundred dollars. She's like, I can just drive it down.
I'm like, the saga of this mother fucking luggage, bitch,
this fucking luggage. I'm taking everything out, burning the luggage.

(50:34):
This is done. It's bad luck. I cannot believe the
saga of this luggage. So now either hopefully she wants
to come to LA and bring it, please Age come down,
or else I'm gonna be taking a fucking road trip.
But there in back to get these fucking this fucking cow
head that cow had better fucking I want my ugg boots.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
We had a layover in Australia and I got uggs.
I got real authentic.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
That's like only just happened to us.

Speaker 2 (50:59):
Only this would I just I know, it's like, you know,
whenever we put our like our good Mon's Bad Choices
in chat Cheptea. It always like and me and you'll
always get offended because it's like good Mon's Bad Choices
hosted by Erica Mila mixture of motherhood and chaos, k
like chaotic free and I was like, wow, I keep
calling us chaotic?

Speaker 1 (51:18):
What in the white people word is this? And then
there were several times on this ship and I was like,
I think chat Chipeach is right. We are chaotic. How
do they know it's better than us? There was a
couple of times I was like, fuck chat sheep tea.
It was chaotic. So hopefully you know now in the
next two weeks we'll see those things again. Yeah, looking

(51:40):
forward to that. My eggs, I don't remember it's in there.
It's like, yeah, I just have so many masks that
I bought in Bali because I went by myself to
the marketplace, which was also overwhelming and cold or landa like,
I don't know, there's they're preyer pressuring me to buy
so much stuff. It's hot, I'm confused to drink. Why

(52:00):
am I here by myself shopping in Bali by myself?
And then a monkey jumped on my purse. I was like, Okay,
I'm done, I'm done. I gotta go to a bar.
But it was fun. Other than that, it was really fun.
I definitely want to do Bali again. I hope that
we can do Bali next year again because I want
to go back to that fucking house and just go

(52:21):
visit that female priestess and like go to all the
water blessings and just do all the things that we
didn't get to do. So I'm really I'm looking forward
to that. Me too. Me too. And if you're looking
forward to having a free, not so chaotic time at
a Good Fibe retreat, we have three more spots left
at our Jamaica Flower Goddess Retreat, and we just launched

(52:46):
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annual women's retreat in Costa Rica and because we love you,
it is cyber Monday for a week and we are
giving twenty percent off all of the retreats that are
up right now. That's like eight hundred dollars, So don't sleep.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
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All you gotta do is put down your deposit and
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Speaker 1 (53:13):
So no excuses, treat yourself, don't cheat yourself. Yes, all inclusive,
all activities included. You're gonna meet fun people, have a
good time and yeah eat and hang out with us.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Your favorite chaotic moms do like.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Should be excited. We swear it was so much fun.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Well, that was a great recap that there was a
lot more in there, but we don't have enough time.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
We were shocked in Bangkok, very shocked. I highly recommend.
I don't know about it in that order. Maybe Bangkok
to Bali is a better flight track, but yeah, still
still worth the going and I would do it again. Yeah,
oh Bangkok, Yeah okay, now mentally prepared. I would go
to explore the food situation.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I am done with the sex track. I'm cool the
sex track. And there's like no one is food, no one,
there's like not there. I just there's no sensual this
happening there that inspires shop.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Yeah that's about it.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Yeah, it's gonna be boogie and Bangkok.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Bougie and Bangkok and Customoi. Because the weather was not
so great when we went yeah, but we look, we
saw some really bomb ass places. But yeah, I'm excited
to go back and explore and this time take business class.
Apparently have to be rich to take business last. You
guys have twenty grand for two people to go business

(54:49):
last Asia, So we got to work harder. Either drug
yourself or you can afford twenty grand to get there.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Literally, I think it was like, yeah, between sixteen and
eighteen thousand.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Dollars the round trip, So that didn't happen. So drugs
and day, It's okay.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
We drugged ourself when we made it and it was fine.
It was like we didn't even it was basically it
was like we didn't even do the flight.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
It was business Yeah, it's like business class. And then
we got lucky and on the way back we both
had two seats. I got real comfy and then motherfuck it,
and drugged myself and I was there. I was drugged
when I got here for at least like twenty four hours.
Oh for sure, I was stumbling around. I was like
moving really slow.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
I was stumbling around and then I had a drink
when I got back that like reignited that.

Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah, Orlando's like, are you okay? I was like, not really,
but yeah, here we are back better than never? Is it?
Tarot dope terrot time ter time cards? What do you

(55:55):
have in store for us?

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Seek good moms.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Bitch myself. If you guys haven't tuned in on YouTube,
you should. It's obviously reached fifty degrees in Los Angeles
because I'm wearing corduroys and Eric is wearing a sweater.
So if you haven't tuned in, we are in our
fall gear because it's finally reached fifty degrees in Los Angeles.
I've been shivering in my home. It's cold, the old

(56:18):
as fuck. You want me to choose?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Sure? Three of wands three of wand's.

Speaker 2 (56:31):
The three of wands means that progress, expansion, foresight, overseas opportunities,
while the two of one speaks to planning for the
future from a place of safety and comfort. The three
of one shows that your plans are now well underway
and you are considering even more opportunities to expand your

(56:51):
current strategy and maximize your ultimate potential. Everything is progressing
steadily and is expected thanks to your solid preparation and
ongoing drive. The three of one signals the many chances
available to you to broaden your horizons. Through study, travel, business, enterprise,
and learning. You are becoming more aware of the opportunities
that exist for you right now, and there are still

(57:12):
more to come. Three of wands also brings your attention
to the changes and challenges that lie ahead. Given the
man in this card can see far into the distance,
then you are likely to be already aware of the
upcoming developments and obstacles and can prepare for them ahead
of time. Given the image of land and sea, the
three of wands can sometimes point to travel, especially overseas

(57:32):
or over a body of water. It encourages you to
be adventurous and venture to unknown places, to discover more
about yourself and learn many new things along the way.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Indeed, okay, oceans, Okay, book the trip beach, Yeah, come
see us and adventure and take a chance, and yeah,
just wander like we did.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Yeah. Well, today's affirmation is I don't know.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Positive thought, positive speech, positive action. Sure, positive thought, positive speech,
positive action. I got a new tattoo, So that's what
it is. Positive. It's a it's a mantra, a Buddhist mantra.
Positive thought, positive speech, positive action.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Positive thought, positive speech, positive action.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
And I like that. I love that.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
Anyway, You guys, make sure you follow us at Good
Mom's Underscore Bad Choices on Instagram. If you're not subscribed
to our YouTube channel, make sure you do that. Join
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community over there. And make sure you go check out
our website, Good Momsbad Choices dot com.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
We got merch it's on sale for Cyber Monday. We
got pictures, we get retreats of all the things.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
So we love you and we'll see you next week.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Bye. Please.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Yeah, i'mnave been so good? Can't you tell? I went
through a drought.

Speaker 7 (59:04):
That's until I find out well may not have been
known earth. I used to be broken Taille now got
the blues in inser like Beyonce just saw throat shot
of popping his car wearing our voices.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Patriarchy kept it in the box to exploit it.

Speaker 7 (59:16):
Women put the pee in power, so it's pointing that
they want me to be good, so I make bad choices.

Speaker 3 (59:21):
Bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
It he's in on put cannapus in.

Speaker 7 (59:25):
Their Bathbon walked in Boston's cap and I blew his
cat ball Tip dog.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
Now I'm immune to the.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
Cat called Herbie and no waisted straight.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
To it like a dollar sign. Mother, rent the lover,
when too, it look like a water sign where you're
rent the winter essential will when the summer time.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
I do it all. Ain't know when I needs a
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