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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Once upon a time there was a good old traditional housewife.
She couldn't She cleaned, cared for her children and the
man of the house, and of course.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
She didn't talk back.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
She was both obedient and soft by nature.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
She was a good woman who always made good choice.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
We're good Mom's bad choices too, single mom who said
fuck the patriarchy, shared all their bad choices and.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Sound out they were so bad. After all, we're.
Speaker 5 (00:24):
Experts, overshares and your new besties.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Sit back and enjoy the ride.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I can.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
What's up YouTube?
Speaker 6 (00:33):
It's Neil and Erica and this is good Mom's eat
and we are joined by lovely Mimi.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Hey you too, family.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
It's for clarity.
Speaker 5 (00:41):
This is a baby broil, a baby bow weakish shit.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
This looks just enough for me. I'm cool, I only
need I'm good.
Speaker 6 (00:53):
I haven't zipped my entire outfit just so I can
get in there, because nobody wants long sleeves and crab legs.
We just finish our episode. We talked some sexy ship.
So are you ready to eat?
Speaker 3 (01:03):
Let's get it. Let's get it. Good, got its? Great man?
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Okay, may So what is like the process of this?
How do we do just the middle here.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Okay, we always depends on the crab. We've got a
like a good easy crowd to crack. Well, we're gonna
hold it on both sides, and we're gonna try to
crack right in the middle. No, this part, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Kind of good.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You got easy easy and a crab. It back the
other way and we try to pull. Oh you should
get woh good job.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Okay, and it's too spicy.
Speaker 7 (01:37):
Don't dip it in this, but I want a little
you got the claw? Wow that you see that? There's
butter over here too, mm hmm spicy, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
I'm Mexican. What am I supposed to dip it in
here too? If you want to love something?
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Mmm, while this little baby broils gonna piss me off?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
M h you want to full blown?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Because how do I want to go?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I care eat my teef. I got fake teeth.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Everything fakes so spicy.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I thought you can handle the heat.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
It's pretty spicy.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Spicy, this is pretty spicy.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
So am I supposed to suck this part out?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
What do I do with that nail in my nailing? Okay?
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Kind to rip it? Get it out there? She shoot
me like be a crushing. Mm hmm.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I'm not afraid of that.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
My breath is about to be so disturbing.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Tod cleo soul, don't sing in nobody's face. Oh yeah,
look at that baby, she got the claw meat the claw. Okay,
so okay, trying to get on your LP up.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Good thing.
Speaker 5 (02:53):
You're going to get more on crab.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm gonna get more grab.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
I think it's like muscles and clambs and stuff. They
have it over this like little Korean barbecue.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
That's it.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
I haven't been, but I checked online before.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Okay, it's not terrible. It's not my favorite. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Get some corn give okay, So what you do is
they can pull Oh my god, there's a whole arm
mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Okay, what do we do with this?
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Pull this apart, like pull this out like break crack
it the other way way.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
This is not experienced with crab cracking.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
No, I don't eat this bitch ever.
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I guess we've never gotten eat crab together.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
We haven't.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
I do remember one time you got in my car
and smelled very aggressively like this.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
One time. I get it because you left the car
and it's still smelled like it's very serious. What am
I supposed to do with this?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Pull? But now you if you ain't gonna bite, you
gotta crack that part like bite?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
What like this?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Fight in the back? Don't the front teeth?
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Let me do it.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I got the Oh my god, oh jeez. This dentists
everywhere A stressed mhm oh. I already have one cracked
tooth in the front. I can't risk that.
Speaker 5 (04:08):
M This is my real teeth. Come in handy, good
old natural real teeth.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Just make ship me.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
When did you get your teeth done last year?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
You love it in Miami?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You get everything down in Miami.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
All the beauty stuff is in Miami. You can't do
beauty stuff out here robbery.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Because we tried with just the butter.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
They robbed you on everything. In California, remember to Texas,
going at where I look at the houses in Texas
too can do it? Weed is the legal porn is illgo,
but you can't even go in porn hub in Texas.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That tastes different. Just the part tastes different. This tastes
more sweet. I think I like the claws. You can
get just claws.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Let me have a bout of that corn, want my hair,
Jim very uncle.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Wow, this is bringing me joy.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
And you gotta smack with it, you know.
Speaker 6 (05:11):
Sh mm hm Yeah, there's nobody I'd rather sit shouldered
or shoulder with c.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
This is great. Mm hmm.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Mhm nice messy.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Huh.
Speaker 5 (05:33):
Pull the mic in close when you eat? Oh oh,
slop on my knop.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Corn or up on the cock?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Is the neck? It looks on the.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Baby you meet? Hay the neck?
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Do you like it? Second, nigga diga something? You got
those lips? You better like give me a head? She
don't like chissen that. That's what I'm saying. It isn't
from something.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
Mmmmmm isn't something just not the lips, not those lips.
You eat pussy, I'm assuming.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah, someway a while it used to be a uh
what do you call it? A pillow princess. But I
was still you know, new experimenting.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
And now you're.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Fine and everybody pussy that shu gotta be cute, gotta
be clean. I ain't just eating pussy now.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Mmm?
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Have you also always been the queen threesome queen?
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Like? Have you? This is a new more new era.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
No?
Speaker 3 (06:41):
I think I'm like ten.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Years in ten years in your season your season back
mm hmmm.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
Hm oh heay, my mouth is on fire. How over
you you had your first three seven? Mm hmmm. I
was nineteen. I can't even remember what I have. That's
pretty I guess I was nineteen. My friend and her
blue tang, right, it's.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Always your homegirl getting you h oh ship, and then
you try to get me after that because we live
in the same apartment building.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah without him. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Wait.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
I was like.
Speaker 4 (07:20):
I was like, I was like, wait no, I thought
it was just that one time, right, you're confused.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I mean I was.
Speaker 4 (07:27):
She actually confused me for a second. I fell for
it for a minute, and then I was like, wait, no,
you that question.
Speaker 2 (07:33):
It was the little ones.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Mila is hungry.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
He's not that rights.
Speaker 4 (07:38):
I need to difuse this the right of the heat, okay,
guess man, please thank you?
Speaker 3 (07:47):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
James, I wouldn say ginger ale occasionally pepsi because it's delicious,
reminds me of my childhood.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I rete on my drink popsy. My head like hurts
in the back of my throat. So spicy.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Soda is so spicy.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
It's painful to drink.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
But I do crave it when I'm eating it like
those or like a grape soda, like a cheese steak
when I'm in Philly.
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Oh lord, yes, but I think.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Like demolished that so quick?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
You forgot this eat that stand it over here. I'm sorry,
I'm new.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
You guys are busting my crab leg cherry eating crab
with my child having.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Cle crack it for them.
Speaker 2 (08:38):
She was little wasted money. So you see dog having
the water mm hmm, just one one both ten mm hmm. Yeah,
you would DestinE to be friends. They are they close friends.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
M Let's sisters. Lit Girls is a lot little girls
with the boys easier for you.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yes, the son is much.
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Easier even in the teenage yeers.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Yeah, I never had a problem her. She's mean.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
She talked back.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
No, she don't talk back, it's me.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
It's a hormones.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
No, she's like always angry at the world.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
She liked that when she was little or is that
like a.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Hormonal She had no teeth, she was the sweetish.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
She wanted to she's going through stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah, and now she got teeth, she's like she don't
want to.
Speaker 5 (09:20):
She started a period, lady, yeah ten early, Wow, drugs out?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
How are you when you started? Tom, I'm a wife. Also,
I'm an Asian woman.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Asian girls starting to like seventeen mm hmm stick on
the bottom up.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
No, I'm sure Greece.
Speaker 3 (09:41):
That be done. I'm done. My mouth is hot.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
And you know I'll say I would give this. I
give this a an eight out of ten.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
It was it was good. This is not bad.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
I'm not mad at the drunken crab off a say.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
This is definitely not something you do often or every
day or me. For me at least, this is very
This is a commitment that's a whole like two and
a half day breath commitment.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
You have to soak like an lemon.
Speaker 2 (10:10):
We just went through it this once.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
The submarine.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
I bring out this boss water if but dry eyes
in it. It'start bubbling and that's how you clean your hands.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Oh, not the bubble. Not the bubbles. I'm easy, and
you know what.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
You know this is hard for me too because I
don't like ship on my hands. Like you see how
y'all are like fully immersed. I couldn't wait to wash
wipe my hands off everyone. Even when I'm cooking, I'm
the bits that's like washing her hand every four seconds
I cut something, I don't have to wash my hand
like a tornado.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
What if call me and she's like, and she said,
you gotta you gotta calm down. You're like the Tasmanian
devil going off and we don't know what you're saying. No,
I ain't never been no punk though. That's the that's
the thing. That's another bad mentality I have, Like you
(10:59):
can be fun, giant, six foot bitch and I'm coming
after you. Not really, I wouldn't because I like lost,
but I never backed down. I'll give you beat me
up bitch, and I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
For go for your heart all heart.
Speaker 5 (11:16):
Okay, you're not gonna think I'm a punk bitch though.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No, you ain't gonna bully me. I'm a fucking tourist.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
Where are you fighting?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
A lot?
Speaker 3 (11:25):
They didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
They had securities anywhere. I tried to a lot, but
they I couldn't get to them.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
I got well, I got to her outside of it
in a club, not the securities.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Outside because I'm one of those people like if I
say I'm gonna do something, I have to do it
because if not I'm gonna be seventy years seventy years old,
was sitting on my porch fucking mad that I didn't do.
Speaker 3 (11:44):
But given at least try.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Were a lot of the scenarios like set up or
like were you actually even fighting?
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Ones like you were no, no, no, they were like
egging you on.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah, becausey're not nobody go to like enough film to
follow you around all day, so they put you.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
In places see lots of alcohol.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Today, we're gonna film here, we're gonna get all your bitch,
we're gonna talk about this, and this person's gonna come
and then they.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Let go the person that you know I'm beefing with.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
M hm m hm, Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:11):
It seems like a lot of pressure to perform, to
be in, to be entertaining.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
You're naturally you're naturally entertaining. But I'm saying like for
the people that are not, It's like.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
I mean, I was broken, so I feel like I
look better now. I would do it, you know, if
I just again, I just care about my Like I
had the cheap party city wigs. I think you had
no money. It was broke. I was young, just fucking
left the hood, moved.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
To Atlanta, like you were going on your way to
be a story baby.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Yeah, those those wigs made it you through.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
It was fucking things, just fucking trash.
Speaker 7 (12:46):
Amazon from Amazon was it was even Amazon all out
a beauty supply storage.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Yeah, literally, mm hmmm.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Yeah. But if I was doing now, my hair would
be more and more slave makeup and be slade, you
know the way more on point.
Speaker 3 (13:00):
They don't deserve you. They don't deserve you your best. Yeah, no,
it's all good.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
It was an experience and it's like that name stick
to you for a long time. It's been ten years
and people still talk about it. I was like, damn,
but it wasn't it was a good idea either, because
afterwards when I laughed and I was trying to do
like acting gigs, oh no, we don't. We don't accept
people from love and hip hop because they had such
a bad reputation really and like for being late, for
being like ratchet, like they didn't take people. So I
(13:26):
was like, damn, I thought that was going to do
me some good in the acting world.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
But it doesn't. I could see you acting.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, but I tried it. I did a couple and
I'm like, yo, this ship took all day, five minutes.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Yeah, you gotta do Yeah, I gotta do this, this angle,
the next angle, pickup shot dreaming.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
I thought I wanted to be an actress. Then I
tried it. I was like, I don't think I want
to do this. Y'all.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Well, I think there's a different type of I think
acting is different now, like you can kind of create
or you are an actor.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
You're creating your own content online. You've taken control of
what your acting career is.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
Be your own narrative. Yeah, but now I hit these
restaurants makes good money. You know you didn't reviewing food,
so you know you can't. I can't complain. Life is good.
That is good.
Speaker 5 (14:05):
You get you get paid to eat man, Yeah, eat
my dream.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, they're paid to eat. I enjoy it. I feel
really blessed.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
You are blessed.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
And you're beautiful.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Thank you appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
And you're funny, and.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
You is fun.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
You is.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah you're thinking about pussy.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yay, yay, yay. Oh it was fun that ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Yeah, okay, okay, oh.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Thank you girls for having me. Make sure you guys
subscribe to Good Mom, Bad Choices. Their podcast is amazing.
Thank you for being women empowering and all of the
retreats that I do. I'm really interested in it. Hopefully
I have one that's in America where I can go.
Thank you for the seafood boil and yeah, go subscribe, guys.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Thank you you guys. Later bye.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I didn't know if y'all was having an outro, but.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
We should do our ultro.
Speaker 6 (15:04):
Oh okay, okay, uh okay, babe, you're making it.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Okay, guys, I survived my first seafood boil, boil, broil, boil,
my first seat with boil. MEMI, thank you, thank you
for breaking my poppy, my seafood boiled cherry.
Speaker 5 (15:20):
This is a seafood boiled cherry pop threesome.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Tea.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Teach me how to crack those legs. Crack my legs.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
That's a cracking legs, suck as legs, stucket.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
As crack it and sucking spicy.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
Well. Also, Mimi, I don't know if you know this,
but we're professional video hosts.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
So if ever you need a good mom appearance in
a music video, we have done at least four music videos.
Like ever need just let us know we're there cracking, and.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
We just did the Mean Stretch song, how you do
that music video? And it was in LA but it
was like it was like what two mixed girls and
everybody wears black girls. I'm like, I don't fuck know.
I made it black y'all didn't come.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
I just California.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
Now we was in Atlanta. All the black girls have
been there.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
But nice time call your resident black girls.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
Thank you, guys.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
Make sure you subscribe, make sure you check out Mimi
on YouTube and all of her channels, and we'll see
you at our next muck BANGSMR slash.
Speaker 3 (16:20):
This was my banker. Yeah, I'm living it so good.
Can't you tell?
Speaker 1 (16:27):
I went through a drought. That's until I found a
well may might have been known earth. I used to
be broken tail, now got the blues dancer like Beyonce
Jasell throat shot from the popping his cor We're in
her voices, patriarch and catch it in the box to
what's bois?
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Women put the pee and powers, so what's pointless?
Speaker 1 (16:43):
They want me to be good?
Speaker 3 (16:44):
So I made bad choices.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Bad mom, not a bad mom, but a bad mom.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Bitters in on put cannabis in.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
Their bath, bomb walk in bosses, cap and I blew
his cat ball hot dog.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Now I'm immune to.
Speaker 1 (16:55):
The cat called her being no waisted straight to it
like a dollar sign. Mother, rent the number into what
it's like a water summary in the winter resential will
when the summertime. I do what doll ain't no one
that needs to run it by