March 10, 2020 • 43 mins
Eric and Roselyn go through some very hilarious and wild relationship dealbreakers
And Roselyn calls out Eric for something that leaves everyone speechless.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is he said with Eric Winter and Rosalind Fantev
A triple thread, A triple thread. How are you, Eric,
I'm doing pretty good, you know. I'm I'm home. I'm
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wrapped from my show. I get to spend more time
with the kids, be with you. Oh man, I love
being home more. We love it too. The kids love it.
I get the micro manage, all the meal plans and everything.
It's annoying. It's so annoying. It started already, guys, it
started already. Sure they're eating right, they're behaving, and they
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love you so much. For then you know that didn't
went to beds hungry less. Now he don't want to eat.
You made him food, not me, Yeah I did. I
cooked him this beautiful spaghetti with meat bulls disgusting what
everyone wants him to have, red meat, whatever is to meat.
So I cooked that and then spinish that I've been
telling Eric, we have given him so much eat toasted spinish,
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that's how you call it, because he puts it in
the oven so that the spinish crispas spinish that clearly
he doesn't like anymore. It's the only thing he eats
yet that appetite for like three months. He hasn't been
eating that, and then when Eric does it burned last
week it's burned crispy spinish. That is disgusting, and you
still force him to eat it. So last night he
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was like a force doesn't eat I am not eating it,
went to kid. It's terrible. No, he doesn't. He doesn't
even like like any vegetables anyway. Eric. So yeah, Eric
is back. The rookie has wrapped. Yeah, and now I
have to deal with Eric more hours during the day.
It's amazing. I think I inspire you to stay off
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your phone, to stay off of your media, because here's
here's what Roslin does. I know when Roslin's board, when
she's busy, it's constant activity and she is go go,
go to to reach on the phone, can't get a
text back. When she's not busy, you all just pay
attention to her Instagram. They'll be like four posts in
a row, a couple of stories, randomly throw pictures up,
and like not even throw back Thursday or Flashback Friday.
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It's just like every day is this was me when
I was eighteen dancing on the Whatever show in Puertogan.
It's good to reminace me. Is the photo shoot I
did back in two thousand and nine, and it's coughing, Eric.
When I do that that, I'm like bored one day
and I do four posts post. So yeah, that's my thing.
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Hashtago people love it, number one, number two. Maybe it
happens once every two months that I go on around page,
but your board two months. No of doing that, like
I'm going to do four or five posts back to back,
it doesn't happen. To do is go into your history
and you'll see the same date on like all these
posts in a row. No, Eric, you're wrong. I haven't
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posted in two days. All the time. I posted something
about Sabella's hair. I don't do it a lot. Other
one to post this random video of you pushing Melissa
and I didn't post that. Well, that was a wrap.
It was a funny video around on our show all
the time. That's the great thing about juvenile of you.
What are you kidding? It's a deal you want to
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talk about deal breakers? Listen, No, here's what drive. Social
media has been driving me a little bit crazy lately,
and this is you know, not even lately. All the time,
I just never talked about it. And then Rosalind did
something one time and I was like, are you joking?
I can't stand when people use social media and they
post a picture of their ass or a picture of
their body or a picture of whatever, and the comment is,
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if you work hard, you achieve your goals, stars, falling clouds,
strive to be the best. It's like, put the what
are you talking about your ass? Just say that I
post a picture of my ask because my ask looks great.
Don't you want it? Or do whatever? Just be straightforward.
I did a thousand set ups today, look at my abs.
Don't post a picture and say, oh, dreams do come
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true when you work hard to be the best. You
don't motivational nonsense for a picture of your ass or
your body. You know, what? Can I tell you something?
This is a very friends know it's a different topic
because we have a lot of friends that do that,
and I love them and I don't want them to
think that I'm shotting all over it. Um yeah. And
they're very secure of themselves and they like attention and
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they post a lot of Mimi MENI but I feel bad.
I feel bad talking about all the time people can
do all the time. It's in all my feet of
like you follow somebody. No, it's in like your search menu,
and then you pull up and there's just all these
random people keep and I you see it, and I
see the post. What is this? And I click on
it and there's forty, maybe forty selfies in a row.
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That's all you're gonna post is forty selfies in a row.
It doesn't make any sense. What's the point? They love themselves,
but it's absurd. Maybe they come and it's over. You
know what. Our producer says that overcome. I'm not the
best social media poster at all, and I don't claim
to be. And people probably you know all this stuff
I post too. But if I'm gonna post a picture
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of my body or whatever, just just say what it is.
Say it like it is. You know what? I also, hey,
is a picture of like somebody's on the like in
a chair and they're taking a picture of the view,
but it starts at their thigh and goes all the
way down. Yes you have. And it drove me mad,
And it's like views, what views are we talking about?
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Are we talking about your thighs? Are we talking about
the view out there? Is it talking about how how
many of you viewers to check out my view up
and close. I'm gonna tell you something so so Paul Anthony,
my hair um person that I love, is like family
to me. And Clark, my other makeup artist that is
in Puerto Rico, it is also like family to me. Yesterday,
funny enough, Paul was covering my grays because yeah, shocker,
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I have grace coming out like crazy. So he is,
are doing the retouch and we start talking about a
couple of friends that we have that do that all
the time. They postum bikinis and like, my life is
so perfect and I'm happy, happy, happy, happy, happy happy,
and we're talking about it and you know, and they said, Ross,
the reality is if that's who they want to be,
it does it affect your life? No? No it doesn't. Um,
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then why what What's what's the problem let them be?
Is it is a reflection of you. It bothers you
because there's something going on with you that you have
to set out. What are you trying to do? You're
trying to say that I got issues. I think you
trying to turn this on to me something I think
I am. No, there's the issue I had when you
posted you were working in Mexico. You're walking to the beach.
You made sure just to get it. It's so funny
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when people what if it like it starts on their
face and then it just dips to the cleavage for
a second, and then it comes back up and it's like, hey,
I'm just in Mexico as I show you this palm.
First of all, Eric number one, there was no zoom
in to my cleavage or none of that. I don't
even get videos sent to me from you like that. Whatever. Never,
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it doesn't matter. The point is the following that day,
I'm in Mexico by myself. I've been eating properly, I've
been working out. I said, you know, I'm going to
do a post of me in a bikini with a
beautiful view because I'm in my forties. And I look
and then you're like, he flipped out about why you're
doing that? You always do that. I'm going I invite
you to go to my social media, go to my
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Instagram and tell me how many times have I done this?
I don't mind. Why don't you give me one second?
Just concentrating the amount of things that I post about
work and philanthropy and my kids. That's all I do
all day long. I don't mind if you're piece of
people posting pictures of like a photos, if you're if
you're a celebrity, things about work, that doesn't bother me.
Photo shoots and things like that. It's the work condemning.
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You were condemning me based on one post me. If
you're a single single ladies, if you're if you're a
single lady, single man, the comment should be ross you
look beautiful and to get that as back home, then
send that pick to me to the world. Yeah, I
want everybody to exactly, it's all compliments, compliment exactly what
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everybody's compliment, not my compliment. Girl, If you're sing bye Felicia,
like like Dylant likes to say, to get attention or
to get a date, do it. If you're in a relationship, why,
I'm sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me. Are
you kidding me? If I met a girl and we
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were on and we were dating for some time and
all she posts our selfies or pictures of her body
all the time, it's a deal breaker. I'm sorry for me.
I'm out. I mean, I might screw around for a
little bit and then I'm out. How convenient of you.
Let me just find out that person is very, very intelligent,
and she's very spiritual, and she makes you have a
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great time. You're talking rubbish and you don't know what
you're talking about make any sense. Then well let her
be let her, let her be happy, Let her be happy. Anyways,
what do you think about kids um on social media? Uh? Well,
I think kids in technology is a nightmare, even at
this age. I mean just it drives me crazy. Kids
having iPads all the time. And look, we do it.
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We we give our kids a phone sometimes and iPad occasionally.
But I'm the one of the two of us that's
really really hard on trying to minimize that. You're a
little more okay with it, um, definitely not on social media.
I don't even like to show Sabella Instagram unless it's
like a tennis thing, to show her some skills and
tennis that are gonna because I did a blow drive
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show Sabella Instagram. I don't like to show her what
I'm scrolling through or things that people I follow, unless
it's something that's gonna benefit her, like a tennis thing
or whatever. I don't want her feeling like it's okay
to grab my phone and just starts going through social media. No,
she doesn't do that. She doesn't go to Instagram. She
actually hates Instagram because she hates it because you're on it,
and then it takes away from her time, our time.
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Put your phone down, put your phone away. If I'm
doing anything. She doesn't like when we're on our phone,
which I get, and we we try to be better
at you know, all the time. That's something I think
is also bad. You're just missing out in the moment
with the kids, you know, you're on your phone. And
even Dylan, God bless him, God God bless him. I
can speak English today, it's really hard for me. Anyways,
Um he goes phone down, phone, no fall, no fall,
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Because to them, they associate that with is we're giving
our time somewhere else. And I get it. They do
it to both of us. They do it to both
of us. But kids on social media and I just
saw this thing about Britney Spears thirteen year old son.
People are going nuts because he went on Instagram live
and started talking to viewers, you know, and saying his
mom might stop singing and this and that, But how
could you do that? She makes bank and you know,
just you know, he's still thirteen. It's he wasn't that bad.
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I saw the clip. It wasn't terrible. I think he
said something about the grandfather. Wasn't nice though, But I
think everybody knows that, or that's what It's all over
the press all the time. People are always talking about
the grandpa. But I wouldn't want my thirteen year old
grabbing my phone and going on my followers life feed
and doing that. That's a little weird. As the boundaries.
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Kids don't have boundaries is the I don't know, it
goes on and on. I had so many boundaries when
I was a kid. I mean, the walls were up. However,
I could also run around on the street and just
play football and worry about not getting hit by a car,
and skateboard down steep hills in the middle of it
and just go out and never come back for hours
and hours. It's not so, it's so it was so different.
But however, we have so much leeway now as kids.
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What about people that post about the relationship all the time,
like I love you, love you, love you, and everything
is like the perfect relationship and you're the love of
my life, and the and the and my reason for existing.
And they always throw in your face that they are
super mega mega happy. Well again, like you have a problem.
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Your makeup artist says, it's the life let them live in.
If it bothers you, then maybe you're not in love
with your spouse. Wow. Deep, No, that's not it at all.
We're just not We're just we're not the most touchy,
touchy lovely love. Now we are not in public at all.
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You'll only become very protective and hold my hand, very tired,
and put your hands all over my thighs and whatever.
If you see somebody that is nonsense. You claim your property.
He's like, I'm otherwise, you're like you can walk over
and woke over here. I've never been a person that's
just all over smothering my partner in public. And I
think that is a little crazy. And you are, Yeah,
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you aren't that way either, So we actually have I'm
an acid, I'm very dry. I'm more affectionate than you
are in public. You are, But I think it's funny
when people are like, everything is so amazing and they
love their partners. Let's be happy. Huh, Let's be happy
for them. I am happy for them. But I often.
Did I ever tell you the story? I don't know
if I ever said it on the podcast. When I
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was in New York I, they did this American kid
um and his parents were from Massachusetts, and I'm up
with parents that didn't really were not affectionate with each
other at all. And I remember that I went to
their house to meet the parents and that night we're
having dinner and their parents are watching a movie in
the living room holding hands, like sitting down like love birds,
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holding hands the entire time. And I'm talking about people
in their sixes, They've been together for many years. I
was severely uncomfortable. Really yeah, because I didn't. It was
like like, that's just because because I was like, why
are they holding hands that wouldn't bother me? Why are
they sitting next to each other? It was so bizarre.
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And now, through years of maturity and now being happily married,
I go, what a beautiful thing that was. But at
the moment, I was like, this is my issue with
pet overdoing anything. It's not just it's in public or online.
Anytime you overdo anything or over sell something, I don't
trust it. That's my thing. If you have to stress
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so hard, and how in love if you have to
push it so hard? How much you care if you
have to do it and and make it so it's
so public. To me, that just shows a sign of
covering something up that's deeper, because you're overcompensating. That's how
I look at it. But let's not think like that.
Let's think that they are happy, and God bless them
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and it's amazing, and it's amazing and good for them. Yeah,
and wish them. No, it's not a deal breaker anyways,
So should we play a little game, But let's take
a break. When we come back, we're gonna play. We're
gonna we're gonna play a game deal breaker, not a
not a new game, but a game that's been around,
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and it's inside the deals. I guess they're inside the cauldron, man,
but in this case is cauldron of deal deal breakers.
We don't know anything about what's written. So let's about
Oh my god, we're gonna end up fighting. It's gonna
be really bad, all right before we getting a deal break?
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And I gotta get something else off my chest because
I still can't let this go how much social media
another example, and again I can't. I actually can't tell
you if I've ever posted a picture of myself working out,
and you should because you work out every single day.
But everybody knows that you if you go to the gym. Okay,
there's a picture of someone doing a curl. All right,
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we can all do a curl. I get it. Whatever
you can curl. Wait, you can uh do a squat? Great,
I'm glad you can squat. I can squat towers. They
have to they don't have to do anything. Well, they
do them. But so I'm at the gym today. I'm
trying to work out circuit training between a couple of
machines and I go back over to a machine and
this guy is videotaping his buddy or his partner, whoever is.
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They're working out with him while he's doing curls, and
he's standing in front of the machine. I've been going
back and forth between that he knows I'm using and
he's video in himself his buddy doing curls, and I'm
standing there about to use the machine, and I look
at him like can I get in? And he's like
like whatever. He makes like a face like if you
want to come in, but I'm not gonna stop filming.
I'm like, dude, okay, can you shift your location? Do
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you have what is going I'm trying to get in
and get out and just get my exercise done. And
you're worried about a social media post. It's imple it's
important to them, Eric, But what's important that everybody can
see you know how to do a curl? So next time,
being more aggressive about it, said, dude, move what happens people,
we get it. You know how to use the gym. Anyways,
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let's do do you break her? We have some mossy
key that the club with this one it so first
one and again we don't know what these are. So
this is gonna be interesting. So Eric, for you, girls
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with hairy armpits, come out breaker, natural women's right, whatever.
Not for me. What if she's a feminist that has
a medical condition that the doctor advised not to medical whatever.
What if it's a medical No, it's a deal breaker.
Guys having hairy armpit, I'm not crazy about my own
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hairy armpits, Like I like you trim these things down.
Would you ever shave your armpit? I mean a lot
of body but there's a lot of people that want
to you know you show up definition by getting rid
of the hair. But I'm down with trimming, but hair. Listen,
I love women. No, not, no, it's a deal breakers
on one hairy arm, pa, I am fine with or without. What? Well,
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first of all, you don't women guys? Guy? Yeah, I
get it with guys, all right. Baldness what deal breaker
or not? For me? No? Not not a deal breaker.
I'll fine. Now, are you fine? If they have shaved
their head bald or if they like rocking a complete ball,
if they like rocking a comb over and they have
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a bold I don't know what's a comb over? So like,
you're bald here, but you comb the head over, dude, pap,
you shave that thing. Okay, So it's a deal breaker
if it's a comb over. Yeah, alright, good yeah, yeah,
specified yeah. What about will you ever date a girl
that is bold? That's bald? Bald? Bald? Bald? Why is
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she bald? That's not very She doesn't want to have
she shaved her head? Like, yes, I mean if she
was hot and it was kind of like a fun thing,
maybe not really I prefer it is a deal breaker.
But if she gets sick on you and then she's
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going that's different, not not I'm in, I'm there. Mama's
boys were clearly and not a deal break of a
maid based one over here is a mama's complete. Mama's boy,
So you be listen. How a man treats his mom
is often one of my producers, giving us like a
socio sing, she doesn't believe that you don't think that
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that all right? Well there's a line. There's a line
too far with my Mama's boy. There was a tie
once where I was on a date with someone and
he was like, my mom would love this restaurant. And
I was like, so you think about your mom? That's funny.
There's a line of but you have to explore that more.
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Maybe he was just telling you what STD herpes or
STDs in general that they had or currently have. But
it's under control. A deal breaker. What about you good?
What about you have your dated a girl that said
to you, you know I used to have h t V.
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I haven't I haven't date anybody who had an STD.
Well you don't know. They don't have to tell you.
I mean, I nothing, and I'm assuming that I've never
gotten it. Man. You know, um, yeah, it's not top
of my list. I mean, you know what, you know
what the thing is. I think if they tell you
every time you're intimate, what you're gonna be thinking about?
Is am I gonna get la jaga? I don't know.
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I don't Well, this would be interesting. What owns snakes
or reptiles? Well, my husband here, Eric Barrett Winter macomber,
used to own reptiles and snakes when he was growing up.
Luckily when I met him he wasn't into that anymore.
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But if I'm meeting just if I if I would
have met you in your thirties and you have snakes
and reptiles, snakes to six ft, no, not my thing.
I would have been like, you're a little bit of
a weirdo, unless unless that's your line of work and
you started reptiles over two snakes. I think so it
means you're a weirdo. For all your snake levers out there,
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you're not weirdos. Weirdo that's crazy talk. Anyway, for girl
on the snake, I'd be so into it. That's awesome.
Full metal adult braces. Why there's a line for adults?
So I would you do a lot? If the case
has two calls for actual old school braces. If if
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she was beautiful and really smart and fun and I
knew they were coming off, its coming off. It's temporary,
like what if it's like but she just started there
on for the next ten years. You know it is
not a deal breaker. Why not look at the future
and be like, you know what, she's doing it for
a reason. My oldest brother had braces. I'm I'm pulling
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him out and I'm gonna pay for busin line. All right,
I can fix her. Okay, what's yours? I gotta get it.
I gotta get it. Hold on, okay, okay, um what
he has? A micro penis the size matter? To rossland Sanchez,
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mm hmmm, I don't know. I don't know. It might
be fine, and I'd rather be small that super big.
I do well. I can imagine if you're like, you know,
some giant like yeah, John Holmes or something. No, I
feel like you're destroy me. If you super small or
super big, you go super small. But if it was
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micro you, well, you wouldn't be out. You would tolerate
micro I don't know what microL like, micro lug. You
don't feel anything. According to Eric a microL dick is
this Okay, a micro dick would be this, So that's
too small. I don't know. I don't know. Well, you
gotta pick deal breaker, no deal breaker, microw in or out?
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What is it? Get used the whole podcast for this
one question? I don't know. I don't think it's a
deal breaker. Interesting doesn't wear deoderant? Well, some people don't
wear the old run I don't have. They don't. They
don't have body oder not pts. Some people don't think
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they have body odor and they do. Yeah. So you
ever date a girl that actually when she sweats, is
strong and she refused you get old? You know, some
people just have but smell and they can't control. Look,
I don't care if you jording or not, as long
as you don't. No, I'm not sure exactly what you
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date an a pisto cita girl. Yeah, they'll break YEA
men who wear basketball jerseys in non sports settings. So
someone who walks around with like a Lakers jersey on
a everyday basis, or walks around with their you know,
Ramma jersey or whatever, no my thing? No big deal breaker? Yeah,
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I think so deal breaker. If you're not at a
supporting event, why are you wearing just to go to dinner.
I'm normally large balls. Well, yours are a little excited.
It's a good thing. It's not it's not it's not
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a deal breaker. It's fine, all right. Men who shave
their arms and legs. We already said you don't care.
I don't care. Okay, I don't care. Okay, more than
three cats for me, more than three three cats is
a lot with a lot of cats. Um, but I
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don't care. I like animals, like cats, like cats and dogs.
Everyone never judge with somebody because of the amount of animals.
I will have your met me with four dogs is okay.
Doesn't doesn't watch television, doesn't watch television at all. But
they wouldn't even watch it with me, like anything. You
don't watch a little television, but like if I want
to watch a movie, they don't want to watch it.
They never you TV or movie. Doesn't watch television. It's
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not a deal breaker. It's not a deal breaker because
I know you're very well. I know you very well,
my turst. Okay, that's just a game for me. AirPods,
What are your first impressions of men in air Pods'?
Was AirPods a little? You know? Headphones. You're walking around
the Apple headphone, that's fine. Why is that a problem? No,
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I think people just wear them all the time and
it looks and they thinking it's like they're looking for status,
become a status thing, like oh I have airpoint. You
might think is a bit of a tool, but doesn't
mean that it's a deal breaker. You just have to
tell dude, air pod users don't be a tool. She
has called you remove them once in a while, so
it's not a deal breaker from me. No, I don't
care because I'll tell them, dude, No, it's not it's
not cute. Okay. So dirty finger nails? Oh I know
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that answer, she's out out I have. She has a
big problem with fingernails being dirty. I have a problem
with fingernails, like even with Dylan Delon has when the
nails are growing. Like if I go to work for
a week and I come by and his nails are
not caught to perfectional, have an issue? And Eric, can
you cut if he's freaking nails and you don't care?
And I have an issue with toes? Could you date
somebody that has ugly toes? No? Like ugly ugly? Like boomerang?
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What do you mean, look at the toes and you
couldn't do it. What if she's gorgeous? How about somebody
had toenails where like they're super you know, the super
hard yellow ones, and you can't even cut them because
like they'll break the clippers because it's like cutting concrete.
A deal breaker. All right. Someone who wears actually this
is I'll transition into this. Someone. I got two for you.
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Someone wears flip flops or slide sandals with socks on.
What do you mean flip flops? Or if somebody has
slide sandals with socks on, flip flops on a deal
break before you slide, you know, sandals that you slide
your foot into it had they were soaking. It depends
because you know, if you see like African, if you
get like an African American athlete getting to his game
with the sweat pets, I'll be like, oh that's hot.
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They're the all that was. I can get a past.
All right, I got I got one for you. You've
been dating. You've been dating a guy for like three
months and he invites you over for the you know,
we're gonna get together some friends. And at the time
you started dating it's cold weather out. He's always been
in regular shoes. He invites you over. You're getting to go,
You're gonna go to the beach for the first time.
And you show up at his house and he's wearing
he has flip flops on, but he's missing all of
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his toes except for the big toe and the toe
next to the flip flop so he can hold onto
the flip flop. And he still rocks the flip flop
everywhere he goes, but he's missing all the other toes.
Are you inter you out? It's awful. What I'm gonna
say confidence. I don't want to sound shallow, but it
will be. Like I said, I have an obsession with
good toes, so I wouldn't be able to do it.
(27:43):
It's sad, I know. Sue me out. He lost. That's awful.
My father doesn't have the big toe. He was. Your
dad doesn't have a big toe. No years, I've never
known that. Yeah, he doesn't have a one. What it
was he was caught in the grass, you know, and
like like old school, like lawn mowner I call it whatever,
(28:12):
Sando Sandias like like he was doing slippers whatever it was,
and he went back and then when he when he
went he went forward, and when he went back, it
caught his entire no way. Yeah, he was learning for
the first time. Yeah, my mom saw at all. They
try to grab it to to actually um sew it
stitch back on, and they couldn't do it. Yeah. So
a guy like that, if you had met him later
(28:33):
in life, you would say a deal breaker, just one toe.
I would I would rather, like my mom, he had
it and then an accident happened and while he was
with me he doesn't have it anymore. I don't know
if like meeting him like that, I don't know. And
he's got slides on. But just so now we know
that Eric will never date a girl that only has
two toes. Wow, wow, okay, tons of debt filed for bankruptcy.
(29:00):
I'm out tons of debt amount like a lot the
papers has tons of bruptcy filed for bankruptcy. Why if
she's super wealthy now, I mean, do you I want
to know why she got put in that position? But
tons of debt and bankruptcy like right on her plate
(29:20):
right when I met her. I'm probably this is a
good one. Wait wait, wait, wait, my turn. They have
a cartoon animal tattoo. I'm gonna I'm gonna say their
butt cheek, it's a picture of the Tasmanian Devil or
roadrunner on their buttgets. I don't care wow because you freak. No,
(29:41):
I'm not. I'm not a freak. I'm just saying, what
if that cartoon tattooed thing inks to their body has
a special meaning the Tasmanian Devil, I don't even know
what it looks like, wild coyote, the road runner? What
if they love wild animals? It's not a wild and
I'm talking about cartoons. It's not my pro cartoon. Did
you watching Porto Rico? A Little Cookie, the Little Frog,
(30:06):
the Little Porterrickan frog? Cok, God, you love your country, Homeland,
Patria is always I love it. Being in jail, even
if it's a white collar, like evasion, white collar might
even be worse. Um, if a girl has been in jail,
can you data, yes, your canary, you think it's it
(30:27):
would be very interesting. You'll be fascinated by her story
to do a psycho analysis of what happens pologically. I
probably convinced myself she's awesome in bed and why why
would she be awesome, Like, Wow, this girl's got some
crazy wild side to her. I might be interested in
figuring it out. Interesting, she's in Jeffer something bad and
probably not. Okay, Uh well this is this is easy
(30:49):
one for me. But laughs like Janice from Friends, your
friend dress, your laugh? How did you laugh? Like super,
You're gonna do it, You're gonna do it. Never Here's
that I have a tough time with super loud people
at like a dinner table. If I'm in a group
setting and someone I may have said this on the
podcast before, but oh I started sweating. I get really nervous,
(31:12):
literally sweating, Like if something comfortable loud at my table
and everybody keeps looking at my table, I start getting
super super. Eric is always very sulf conscious about what
people think about Eric. No, that's the truth, because yeah,
we went. I'll never forget where in Miami where no
boy in Miami. We go to dinner with some friends.
One of our friends has some very she had. She
(31:33):
has a very specific, loud, high pitch um laugh. Eric
wanted to die. I wanted to leave so bad. You
wanted to leave and going She was having the time
of her life. Not sad Anyways, d U, I has
had a d U I yea, And everybody makes mistakes.
It's longer, nothing happened from it, and they're not going
(31:54):
to do it again. But that's a really tough one.
What if something happened, What if unfortunately was an accident
and there was somebody died. Doesn't really have a tough time?
You went dark? Yeah? Um, I just couldn't get past
the irresponsibility. Yeah, I don't know what everybody. I got one.
I got one. Somebody who told you they were single
(32:17):
but gave their boss oral sex in order to get
a promotion. And they were single but knowingly gave them
moral sex in order to get a promotion. Well that's
that's more of it's more of a youth thing. Not
for me. I don't see a guy I'm going to
give my boss. No, it's a female boss. You give
her oral sex what you can give a female or
(32:41):
a set. He gave his female boss oral sex so
he could knowingly get a promotion. What about you not
a hard worker? An achiever hashtag on social media? Work
hard drinks? Is it? Will you ever date a girl breaker?
If I knew a girl blew a guy? Would you
(33:02):
ever date a girl that had a sex tape, even
even if it was with her partner at the time,
but it came out. But it was like like in
a very famous way. No, I mean date is one thing,
Like I might screw around with her, but will you
take her? Be very difficult to take her serious released
(33:24):
if she's great, very very difficult time with that one everywhere,
Like we have kids and our kids can now see it.
That's tough. All right, I'm stressed out. Let's take a break.
(33:46):
That was intense, that was fun. I loved it. So
we have a trip plan for supreme break. We want
to take Sabella. I want to surprise, surprise vacation to Hawaii.
But you know that the we've been trying to plan
to go to Wai for three years now, and we
keep something he's coming up with, something comes up, and
(34:08):
then of course this time it's not work. It could
be work, but as of now is coronavirus. So Eric
is not as concerned as me about flying to Hawaii,
but I am because I don't know. It's not as
much Hawaii and Maui and where we're staying, because we're
gonna it's trapped inside a plane for six hours if
(34:31):
somebody starts coughing or sneezing, I am going to have
a fit. And I know me I might go to
the person saying the agronavirus, what it is? Can you
cover your freaking mouth? So I'm trying to avoid confrontation.
So I don't think it's a good thing, and I
feel the good thing. Isabella doesn't know about the trip,
so she won't be devastated. It's a surprise, but I
think we should move it, like I cancel. Puerto Rico
(34:53):
is supposed to go to Puerto Rican April. I'm scheduled
to go to Spain Granada in May. That who knows
that that's gonna happen. So I mean, I'm hoping by
May things are going to go on to cruise. I
don't know how they're going to cruise. There's a cruise
right now. Are off of Hawaii, off the coast, hysteric
hysterics for the reason like I wanted to. I went
to Whole Foods to stuck up right the waters. I
(35:15):
grabbed the last two um bottom cases of water. The
sanitizers were non existent. It is like people are going
but not as over this. Well, now there's a couple
of students that U. S l A that have been
are being tested. The cruise ship that is close to
Hawaii that people are showing symptoms, and now they have
helicopters flying in so have them get tested with the
(35:36):
kid that is a specific test kids. I don't I
don't know all the answers. I know, we obviously declared
a state of emergency in you know, l A County.
The economies falling apart, what's going on. I do enjoy
a lot of the memes. I mean not to book
fly at it, but I mean you've got to find
light in the situation. Like there was a meme this morning.
It had a Corona beer off to the right of
the fridge all by itself and all the rest of
(35:58):
the produce and everything had a mask on it on
the left side of the fridge, and it says in
other topics, this is what's going on in people's fridge.
You know what's crazy and this is a true story.
I'm obsessed with this new um Instagram page called uber Facts,
and uber Facts has this one whole thing on the coronavirus.
(36:18):
It's something like thirty of Americans or something. Actually believe
coronavirus is associated with corona beer. That's it's true. No,
it's true. People aren't buying corona beer. I think we
might have talked about this. Sales are going down because
they're worried, and yes, why are why are American so stupid? Sorry,
(36:39):
Americans listening to our podcast? Listen, I'm an American too,
I'm an American citizen. Unfortunately I am. Um, isn't it
you're joking? No, it's a real deal. This is how
bad this is all becoming. So, I mean, I'm enjoying
the memes. I think it's quite fun. Um, it's scary.
I said that. I said, I'm an American citizen. That's unfortunately.
We um love the land of the Free. That's where
(37:03):
we come here to follow our dreams to live in
the most amazing democracia. So I shouldn't have said that.
I'm blessed as a putto weaken to be an American citizen.
But there's things about Americans that are in sand I'm sorry.
What if it's in Americans. What if it's just people
that are here that Mexicans are having the problem. Mexicans
are still drinking the corona is perfectly fine. I trust me. Well,
(37:24):
I love how Now this ain't you running at hand sanitizer.
You have to find out what the alcohol proof is
that you're drinking, because you can use tequila to kill
the bacteria. There's a release also on uber Facts that
Tito's vodka will not carry you from coronavirus needs to
be at least alcohol and and Tito is like, wow,
look I have I have a sanitizer here kills ninety
(37:45):
nine point ninety nine percent of germs, So this one
is good Staples brand. It's oh my god. We go
into Hawaii, yes or no? I mean at this point
we are. But next week we have to find out
because we have to get like our refund. I don't
want to lose money. If we pull out last minute,
that's gonna be big. It's just something about flying with Dylan.
I'm flying with your mom. Your mom is over sixty five,
(38:07):
she's super healthy, she's great, but she already got influenza
ne morny in Puerto Rico. He's like, you don't want
to you know, you don't want to risk it. I'm
with you. I'm with you. Um, it's gonna suck if
we get sick. Well email us your thoughts if we
should go next week? Here we go. We can get
medical opinions from our list. If anybody from Sabella school
is listening to these, don't tell your kid because I
(38:27):
don't want any kids who go, Oh, it's about I
hear you're going to Hawaii, because she's going to be
crushed if we don't go. It's a surprise. She's been
wanting to go to Hawaii, so this is all for her.
I think we've talked a little bit more uber facts.
What about uber facts I'm looking at I'm obsessed with
the site. This is gonna blow your mind. Okay, this
this is about Netflix? What about Netflix? All right? Netflix
(38:50):
was originally called kibble That it was called kibble. Stranger
Things was rejected fifteen to twenty times by different networks.
The Office is the most watched show on Netflix. And
get this. Netflix was founded in ninete, a year before Google.
(39:15):
How cool is that? I'm obsessed with the site. Every
my work is tired of me talking about uber facts?
Is the bomb? Look like? Yeah? If you start looking
them up. Everything I've seen is is proven to be true.
Man holes are around, not only because circular lids are
easier to manufacture, but also because they cannot fall into
(39:37):
the hole. A square lid could fall into the opening
accidentally if inserted diagonally. So that's why man holds. Listen
to this one business. The Lion King was made by
their b B team of animators. They expected Pokahontas to
be the bigger hit and had their A team work
on that movie instead, and Lion King was much bigger.
(39:58):
Is that interesting? I think underestimate the capability of things.
If you let people under estimate me all the time. Eric,
even you okay, you say so. I mean it's hard
as big as you dream. I got one more over fact,
it's very sad. If Bill Gates spent one million a day,
(40:18):
it would take him about two years to go broke.
And he's not even as rich as Jeff Bezos. Imagine
that crazy over facts, everybody, that's my pitch. We saw
was it Netflix? Last night? We saw that comedian, the
Asian American comedi Ronnie Chang Chang the Daily Show from
(40:44):
The Daily Show. It was very funny on the way
he makes one of America. It's hilarious. It is a
great comedy special. It's so good talking about Amazon Prime,
which is so funny how Americans are so obsessed with
wanting things now, and he's like prime now, Prime now.
We want you know what forgetting now now? It's not enough.
We want prime before. I want you to tell me
(41:05):
what I want before I want it and then put
it in my hand. Because he used to be two
day delivery to day delivery. This is awesome. Listen to this.
Carry Fisher once delivered a cow tongue inside a Ti
funny box to a predatory Hollywood producer who assaulted her friend.
She said, the next delivery will be something of yours
(41:25):
in a much smaller box. Should he never attack another
woman again? What do you read this on uber facts facts?
That's a weird transition back to uber facts. It's good
to tell you something else. I wasn't listening. I'm sorry
I do that. I tune you out anyways, um Umber facts.
Carry Fisher Baller, that's a rock star mover there alright,
(41:48):
a cow's tongue. I hope that cow was dead already
and she and the cow didn't suffer. Then I would
have I would have an issue with that. I don't know.
I have an Uber facts about lady bugs. You want
to hear that one. This is going downhill, guys, and
I think when we can wrap it up the next
episode of he said, we don't want to hear about
(42:09):
nature of ladybugs. They have some of the highest rates
of STDs among instincts. No, that's just say Ober Ober facts.
Is that's not everything, Ober facts. There's no STDs in
freaking insects. Apparently there no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's true. Anyways, if you have any comments, any questions,
you can follow us on Instagram. On he said podcast,
(42:30):
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everything she said. Anyways, Um, have a great week. Everybody.
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This is he said with Eric Winter and Rosalind Fantev
A triple thread, A triple thread. How are you, Eric,
I'm doing pretty good, you know. I'm I'm home. I'm
(00:22):
wrapped from my show. I get to spend more time
with the kids, be with you. Oh man, I love
being home more. We love it too. The kids love it.
I get the micro manage, all the meal plans and everything.
It's annoying. It's so annoying. It started already, guys, it
started already. Sure they're eating right, they're behaving, and they
(00:45):
love you so much. For then you know that didn't
went to beds hungry less. Now he don't want to eat.
You made him food, not me, Yeah I did. I
cooked him this beautiful spaghetti with meat bulls disgusting what
everyone wants him to have, red meat, whatever is to meat.
So I cooked that and then spinish that I've been
telling Eric, we have given him so much eat toasted spinish,
(01:07):
that's how you call it, because he puts it in
the oven so that the spinish crispas spinish that clearly
he doesn't like anymore. It's the only thing he eats
yet that appetite for like three months. He hasn't been
eating that, and then when Eric does it burned last
week it's burned crispy spinish. That is disgusting, and you
still force him to eat it. So last night he
(01:28):
was like a force doesn't eat I am not eating it,
went to kid. It's terrible. No, he doesn't. He doesn't
even like like any vegetables anyway. Eric. So yeah, Eric
is back. The rookie has wrapped. Yeah, and now I
have to deal with Eric more hours during the day.
It's amazing. I think I inspire you to stay off
(01:50):
your phone, to stay off of your media, because here's
here's what Roslin does. I know when Roslin's board, when
she's busy, it's constant activity and she is go go,
go to to reach on the phone, can't get a
text back. When she's not busy, you all just pay
attention to her Instagram. They'll be like four posts in
a row, a couple of stories, randomly throw pictures up,
and like not even throw back Thursday or Flashback Friday.
(02:12):
It's just like every day is this was me when
I was eighteen dancing on the Whatever show in Puertogan.
It's good to reminace me. Is the photo shoot I
did back in two thousand and nine, and it's coughing, Eric.
When I do that that, I'm like bored one day
and I do four posts post. So yeah, that's my thing.
(02:32):
Hashtago people love it, number one, number two. Maybe it
happens once every two months that I go on around page,
but your board two months. No of doing that, like
I'm going to do four or five posts back to back,
it doesn't happen. To do is go into your history
and you'll see the same date on like all these
posts in a row. No, Eric, you're wrong. I haven't
(02:54):
posted in two days. All the time. I posted something
about Sabella's hair. I don't do it a lot. Other
one to post this random video of you pushing Melissa
and I didn't post that. Well, that was a wrap.
It was a funny video around on our show all
the time. That's the great thing about juvenile of you.
What are you kidding? It's a deal you want to
(03:17):
talk about deal breakers? Listen, No, here's what drive. Social
media has been driving me a little bit crazy lately,
and this is you know, not even lately. All the time,
I just never talked about it. And then Rosalind did
something one time and I was like, are you joking?
I can't stand when people use social media and they
post a picture of their ass or a picture of
their body or a picture of whatever, and the comment is,
(03:40):
if you work hard, you achieve your goals, stars, falling clouds,
strive to be the best. It's like, put the what
are you talking about your ass? Just say that I
post a picture of my ask because my ask looks great.
Don't you want it? Or do whatever? Just be straightforward.
I did a thousand set ups today, look at my abs.
Don't post a picture and say, oh, dreams do come
(04:02):
true when you work hard to be the best. You
don't motivational nonsense for a picture of your ass or
your body. You know, what? Can I tell you something?
This is a very friends know it's a different topic
because we have a lot of friends that do that,
and I love them and I don't want them to
think that I'm shotting all over it. Um yeah. And
they're very secure of themselves and they like attention and
(04:23):
they post a lot of Mimi MENI but I feel bad.
I feel bad talking about all the time people can
do all the time. It's in all my feet of
like you follow somebody. No, it's in like your search menu,
and then you pull up and there's just all these
random people keep and I you see it, and I
see the post. What is this? And I click on
it and there's forty, maybe forty selfies in a row.
(04:45):
That's all you're gonna post is forty selfies in a row.
It doesn't make any sense. What's the point? They love themselves,
but it's absurd. Maybe they come and it's over. You
know what. Our producer says that overcome. I'm not the
best social media poster at all, and I don't claim
to be. And people probably you know all this stuff
I post too. But if I'm gonna post a picture
(05:07):
of my body or whatever, just just say what it is.
Say it like it is. You know what? I also, hey,
is a picture of like somebody's on the like in
a chair and they're taking a picture of the view,
but it starts at their thigh and goes all the
way down. Yes you have. And it drove me mad,
And it's like views, what views are we talking about?
(05:28):
Are we talking about your thighs? Are we talking about
the view out there? Is it talking about how how
many of you viewers to check out my view up
and close. I'm gonna tell you something so so Paul Anthony,
my hair um person that I love, is like family
to me. And Clark, my other makeup artist that is
in Puerto Rico, it is also like family to me. Yesterday,
funny enough, Paul was covering my grays because yeah, shocker,
(05:50):
I have grace coming out like crazy. So he is,
are doing the retouch and we start talking about a
couple of friends that we have that do that all
the time. They postum bikinis and like, my life is
so perfect and I'm happy, happy, happy, happy, happy happy,
and we're talking about it and you know, and they said, Ross,
the reality is if that's who they want to be,
it does it affect your life? No? No it doesn't. Um,
(06:12):
then why what What's what's the problem let them be?
Is it is a reflection of you. It bothers you
because there's something going on with you that you have
to set out. What are you trying to do? You're
trying to say that I got issues. I think you
trying to turn this on to me something I think
I am. No, there's the issue I had when you
posted you were working in Mexico. You're walking to the beach.
You made sure just to get it. It's so funny
(06:33):
when people what if it like it starts on their
face and then it just dips to the cleavage for
a second, and then it comes back up and it's like, hey,
I'm just in Mexico as I show you this palm.
First of all, Eric number one, there was no zoom
in to my cleavage or none of that. I don't
even get videos sent to me from you like that. Whatever. Never,
(06:55):
it doesn't matter. The point is the following that day,
I'm in Mexico by myself. I've been eating properly, I've
been working out. I said, you know, I'm going to
do a post of me in a bikini with a
beautiful view because I'm in my forties. And I look
and then you're like, he flipped out about why you're
doing that? You always do that. I'm going I invite
you to go to my social media, go to my
(07:15):
Instagram and tell me how many times have I done this?
I don't mind. Why don't you give me one second?
Just concentrating the amount of things that I post about
work and philanthropy and my kids. That's all I do
all day long. I don't mind if you're piece of
people posting pictures of like a photos, if you're if
you're a celebrity, things about work, that doesn't bother me.
Photo shoots and things like that. It's the work condemning.
(07:39):
You were condemning me based on one post me. If
you're a single single ladies, if you're if you're a
single lady, single man, the comment should be ross you
look beautiful and to get that as back home, then
send that pick to me to the world. Yeah, I
want everybody to exactly, it's all compliments, compliment exactly what
(08:05):
everybody's compliment, not my compliment. Girl, If you're sing bye Felicia,
like like Dylant likes to say, to get attention or
to get a date, do it. If you're in a relationship, why,
I'm sorry, but that's a deal breaker for me. Are
you kidding me? If I met a girl and we
(08:25):
were on and we were dating for some time and
all she posts our selfies or pictures of her body
all the time, it's a deal breaker. I'm sorry for me.
I'm out. I mean, I might screw around for a
little bit and then I'm out. How convenient of you.
Let me just find out that person is very, very intelligent,
and she's very spiritual, and she makes you have a
(08:48):
great time. You're talking rubbish and you don't know what
you're talking about make any sense. Then well let her
be let her, let her be happy, Let her be happy. Anyways,
what do you think about kids um on social media? Uh? Well,
I think kids in technology is a nightmare, even at
this age. I mean just it drives me crazy. Kids
having iPads all the time. And look, we do it.
(09:09):
We we give our kids a phone sometimes and iPad occasionally.
But I'm the one of the two of us that's
really really hard on trying to minimize that. You're a
little more okay with it, um, definitely not on social media.
I don't even like to show Sabella Instagram unless it's
like a tennis thing, to show her some skills and
tennis that are gonna because I did a blow drive
(09:33):
show Sabella Instagram. I don't like to show her what
I'm scrolling through or things that people I follow, unless
it's something that's gonna benefit her, like a tennis thing
or whatever. I don't want her feeling like it's okay
to grab my phone and just starts going through social media. No,
she doesn't do that. She doesn't go to Instagram. She
actually hates Instagram because she hates it because you're on it,
and then it takes away from her time, our time.
(09:56):
Put your phone down, put your phone away. If I'm
doing anything. She doesn't like when we're on our phone,
which I get, and we we try to be better
at you know, all the time. That's something I think
is also bad. You're just missing out in the moment
with the kids, you know, you're on your phone. And
even Dylan, God bless him, God God bless him. I
can speak English today, it's really hard for me. Anyways,
Um he goes phone down, phone, no fall, no fall,
(10:20):
Because to them, they associate that with is we're giving
our time somewhere else. And I get it. They do
it to both of us. They do it to both
of us. But kids on social media and I just
saw this thing about Britney Spears thirteen year old son.
People are going nuts because he went on Instagram live
and started talking to viewers, you know, and saying his
mom might stop singing and this and that, But how
could you do that? She makes bank and you know,
just you know, he's still thirteen. It's he wasn't that bad.
(10:44):
I saw the clip. It wasn't terrible. I think he
said something about the grandfather. Wasn't nice though, But I
think everybody knows that, or that's what It's all over
the press all the time. People are always talking about
the grandpa. But I wouldn't want my thirteen year old
grabbing my phone and going on my followers life feed
and doing that. That's a little weird. As the boundaries.
(11:04):
Kids don't have boundaries is the I don't know, it
goes on and on. I had so many boundaries when
I was a kid. I mean, the walls were up. However,
I could also run around on the street and just
play football and worry about not getting hit by a car,
and skateboard down steep hills in the middle of it
and just go out and never come back for hours
and hours. It's not so, it's so it was so different.
But however, we have so much leeway now as kids.
(11:29):
What about people that post about the relationship all the time,
like I love you, love you, love you, and everything
is like the perfect relationship and you're the love of
my life, and the and the and my reason for existing.
And they always throw in your face that they are
super mega mega happy. Well again, like you have a problem.
(11:49):
Your makeup artist says, it's the life let them live in.
If it bothers you, then maybe you're not in love
with your spouse. Wow. Deep, No, that's not it at all.
We're just not We're just we're not the most touchy,
touchy lovely love. Now we are not in public at all.
(12:10):
You'll only become very protective and hold my hand, very tired,
and put your hands all over my thighs and whatever.
If you see somebody that is nonsense. You claim your property.
He's like, I'm otherwise, you're like you can walk over
and woke over here. I've never been a person that's
just all over smothering my partner in public. And I
think that is a little crazy. And you are, Yeah,
(12:32):
you aren't that way either, So we actually have I'm
an acid, I'm very dry. I'm more affectionate than you
are in public. You are, But I think it's funny
when people are like, everything is so amazing and they
love their partners. Let's be happy. Huh, Let's be happy
for them. I am happy for them. But I often.
Did I ever tell you the story? I don't know
if I ever said it on the podcast. When I
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was in New York I, they did this American kid
um and his parents were from Massachusetts, and I'm up
with parents that didn't really were not affectionate with each
other at all. And I remember that I went to
their house to meet the parents and that night we're
having dinner and their parents are watching a movie in
the living room holding hands, like sitting down like love birds,
(13:15):
holding hands the entire time. And I'm talking about people
in their sixes, They've been together for many years. I
was severely uncomfortable. Really yeah, because I didn't. It was
like like, that's just because because I was like, why
are they holding hands that wouldn't bother me? Why are
they sitting next to each other? It was so bizarre.
(13:36):
And now, through years of maturity and now being happily married,
I go, what a beautiful thing that was. But at
the moment, I was like, this is my issue with
pet overdoing anything. It's not just it's in public or online.
Anytime you overdo anything or over sell something, I don't
trust it. That's my thing. If you have to stress
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so hard, and how in love if you have to
push it so hard? How much you care if you
have to do it and and make it so it's
so public. To me, that just shows a sign of
covering something up that's deeper, because you're overcompensating. That's how
I look at it. But let's not think like that.
Let's think that they are happy, and God bless them
(14:19):
and it's amazing, and it's amazing and good for them. Yeah,
and wish them. No, it's not a deal breaker anyways,
So should we play a little game, But let's take
a break. When we come back, we're gonna play. We're
gonna we're gonna play a game deal breaker, not a
not a new game, but a game that's been around,
(14:40):
and it's inside the deals. I guess they're inside the cauldron, man,
but in this case is cauldron of deal deal breakers.
We don't know anything about what's written. So let's about
Oh my god, we're gonna end up fighting. It's gonna
be really bad, all right before we getting a deal break?
(15:07):
And I gotta get something else off my chest because
I still can't let this go how much social media
another example, and again I can't. I actually can't tell
you if I've ever posted a picture of myself working out,
and you should because you work out every single day.
But everybody knows that you if you go to the gym. Okay,
there's a picture of someone doing a curl. All right,
(15:29):
we can all do a curl. I get it. Whatever
you can curl. Wait, you can uh do a squat? Great,
I'm glad you can squat. I can squat towers. They
have to they don't have to do anything. Well, they
do them. But so I'm at the gym today. I'm
trying to work out circuit training between a couple of
machines and I go back over to a machine and
this guy is videotaping his buddy or his partner, whoever is.
(15:52):
They're working out with him while he's doing curls, and
he's standing in front of the machine. I've been going
back and forth between that he knows I'm using and
he's video in himself his buddy doing curls, and I'm
standing there about to use the machine, and I look
at him like can I get in? And he's like
like whatever. He makes like a face like if you
want to come in, but I'm not gonna stop filming.
I'm like, dude, okay, can you shift your location? Do
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you have what is going I'm trying to get in
and get out and just get my exercise done. And
you're worried about a social media post. It's imple it's
important to them, Eric, But what's important that everybody can
see you know how to do a curl? So next time,
being more aggressive about it, said, dude, move what happens people,
we get it. You know how to use the gym. Anyways,
(16:35):
let's do do you break her? We have some mossy
key that the club with this one it so first
one and again we don't know what these are. So
this is gonna be interesting. So Eric, for you, girls
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with hairy armpits, come out breaker, natural women's right, whatever.
Not for me. What if she's a feminist that has
a medical condition that the doctor advised not to medical whatever.
What if it's a medical No, it's a deal breaker.
Guys having hairy armpit, I'm not crazy about my own
(17:17):
hairy armpits, Like I like you trim these things down.
Would you ever shave your armpit? I mean a lot
of body but there's a lot of people that want
to you know you show up definition by getting rid
of the hair. But I'm down with trimming, but hair. Listen,
I love women. No, not, no, it's a deal breakers
on one hairy arm, pa, I am fine with or without. What? Well,
(17:40):
first of all, you don't women guys? Guy? Yeah, I
get it with guys, all right. Baldness what deal breaker
or not? For me? No? Not not a deal breaker.
I'll fine. Now, are you fine? If they have shaved
their head bald or if they like rocking a complete ball,
if they like rocking a comb over and they have
(18:02):
a bold I don't know what's a comb over? So like,
you're bald here, but you comb the head over, dude, pap,
you shave that thing. Okay, So it's a deal breaker
if it's a comb over. Yeah, alright, good yeah, yeah,
specified yeah. What about will you ever date a girl
that is bold? That's bald? Bald? Bald? Bald? Why is
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she bald? That's not very She doesn't want to have
she shaved her head? Like, yes, I mean if she
was hot and it was kind of like a fun thing,
maybe not really I prefer it is a deal breaker.
But if she gets sick on you and then she's
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going that's different, not not I'm in, I'm there. Mama's
boys were clearly and not a deal break of a
maid based one over here is a mama's complete. Mama's boy,
So you be listen. How a man treats his mom
is often one of my producers, giving us like a
socio sing, she doesn't believe that you don't think that
(19:10):
that all right? Well there's a line. There's a line
too far with my Mama's boy. There was a tie
once where I was on a date with someone and
he was like, my mom would love this restaurant. And
I was like, so you think about your mom? That's funny.
There's a line of but you have to explore that more.
(19:34):
Maybe he was just telling you what STD herpes or
STDs in general that they had or currently have. But
it's under control. A deal breaker. What about you good?
What about you have your dated a girl that said
to you, you know I used to have h t V.
(19:55):
I haven't I haven't date anybody who had an STD.
Well you don't know. They don't have to tell you.
I mean, I nothing, and I'm assuming that I've never
gotten it. Man. You know, um, yeah, it's not top
of my list. I mean, you know what, you know
what the thing is. I think if they tell you
every time you're intimate, what you're gonna be thinking about?
Is am I gonna get la jaga? I don't know.
(20:16):
I don't Well, this would be interesting. What owns snakes
or reptiles? Well, my husband here, Eric Barrett Winter macomber,
used to own reptiles and snakes when he was growing up.
Luckily when I met him he wasn't into that anymore.
(20:37):
But if I'm meeting just if I if I would
have met you in your thirties and you have snakes
and reptiles, snakes to six ft, no, not my thing.
I would have been like, you're a little bit of
a weirdo, unless unless that's your line of work and
you started reptiles over two snakes. I think so it
means you're a weirdo. For all your snake levers out there,
(20:58):
you're not weirdos. Weirdo that's crazy talk. Anyway, for girl
on the snake, I'd be so into it. That's awesome.
Full metal adult braces. Why there's a line for adults?
So I would you do a lot? If the case
has two calls for actual old school braces. If if
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she was beautiful and really smart and fun and I
knew they were coming off, its coming off. It's temporary,
like what if it's like but she just started there
on for the next ten years. You know it is
not a deal breaker. Why not look at the future
and be like, you know what, she's doing it for
a reason. My oldest brother had braces. I'm I'm pulling
(21:44):
him out and I'm gonna pay for busin line. All right,
I can fix her. Okay, what's yours? I gotta get it.
I gotta get it. Hold on, okay, okay, um what
he has? A micro penis the size matter? To rossland Sanchez,
(22:06):
mm hmmm, I don't know. I don't know. It might
be fine, and I'd rather be small that super big.
I do well. I can imagine if you're like, you know,
some giant like yeah, John Holmes or something. No, I
feel like you're destroy me. If you super small or
super big, you go super small. But if it was
(22:27):
micro you, well, you wouldn't be out. You would tolerate
micro I don't know what microL like, micro lug. You
don't feel anything. According to Eric a microL dick is
this Okay, a micro dick would be this, So that's
too small. I don't know. I don't know. Well, you
gotta pick deal breaker, no deal breaker, microw in or out?
(22:49):
What is it? Get used the whole podcast for this
one question? I don't know. I don't think it's a
deal breaker. Interesting doesn't wear deoderant? Well, some people don't
wear the old run I don't have. They don't. They
don't have body oder not pts. Some people don't think
(23:12):
they have body odor and they do. Yeah. So you
ever date a girl that actually when she sweats, is
strong and she refused you get old? You know, some
people just have but smell and they can't control. Look,
I don't care if you jording or not, as long
as you don't. No, I'm not sure exactly what you
(23:35):
date an a pisto cita girl. Yeah, they'll break YEA
men who wear basketball jerseys in non sports settings. So
someone who walks around with like a Lakers jersey on
a everyday basis, or walks around with their you know,
Ramma jersey or whatever, no my thing? No big deal breaker? Yeah,
(23:56):
I think so deal breaker. If you're not at a
supporting event, why are you wearing just to go to dinner.
I'm normally large balls. Well, yours are a little excited.
It's a good thing. It's not it's not it's not
(24:19):
a deal breaker. It's fine, all right. Men who shave
their arms and legs. We already said you don't care.
I don't care. Okay, I don't care. Okay, more than
three cats for me, more than three three cats is
a lot with a lot of cats. Um, but I
(24:40):
don't care. I like animals, like cats, like cats and dogs.
Everyone never judge with somebody because of the amount of animals.
I will have your met me with four dogs is okay.
Doesn't doesn't watch television, doesn't watch television at all. But
they wouldn't even watch it with me, like anything. You
don't watch a little television, but like if I want
to watch a movie, they don't want to watch it.
They never you TV or movie. Doesn't watch television. It's
(25:03):
not a deal breaker. It's not a deal breaker because
I know you're very well. I know you very well,
my turst. Okay, that's just a game for me. AirPods,
What are your first impressions of men in air Pods'?
Was AirPods a little? You know? Headphones. You're walking around
the Apple headphone, that's fine. Why is that a problem? No,
(25:25):
I think people just wear them all the time and
it looks and they thinking it's like they're looking for status,
become a status thing, like oh I have airpoint. You
might think is a bit of a tool, but doesn't
mean that it's a deal breaker. You just have to
tell dude, air pod users don't be a tool. She
has called you remove them once in a while, so
it's not a deal breaker from me. No, I don't
care because I'll tell them, dude, No, it's not it's
not cute. Okay. So dirty finger nails? Oh I know
(25:48):
that answer, she's out out I have. She has a
big problem with fingernails being dirty. I have a problem
with fingernails, like even with Dylan Delon has when the
nails are growing. Like if I go to work for
a week and I come by and his nails are
not caught to perfectional, have an issue? And Eric, can
you cut if he's freaking nails and you don't care?
And I have an issue with toes? Could you date
somebody that has ugly toes? No? Like ugly ugly? Like boomerang?
(26:13):
What do you mean, look at the toes and you
couldn't do it. What if she's gorgeous? How about somebody
had toenails where like they're super you know, the super
hard yellow ones, and you can't even cut them because
like they'll break the clippers because it's like cutting concrete.
A deal breaker. All right. Someone who wears actually this
is I'll transition into this. Someone. I got two for you.
(26:36):
Someone wears flip flops or slide sandals with socks on.
What do you mean flip flops? Or if somebody has
slide sandals with socks on, flip flops on a deal
break before you slide, you know, sandals that you slide
your foot into it had they were soaking. It depends
because you know, if you see like African, if you
get like an African American athlete getting to his game
with the sweat pets, I'll be like, oh that's hot.
(27:01):
They're the all that was. I can get a past.
All right, I got I got one for you. You've
been dating. You've been dating a guy for like three
months and he invites you over for the you know,
we're gonna get together some friends. And at the time
you started dating it's cold weather out. He's always been
in regular shoes. He invites you over. You're getting to go,
You're gonna go to the beach for the first time.
And you show up at his house and he's wearing
he has flip flops on, but he's missing all of
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his toes except for the big toe and the toe
next to the flip flop so he can hold onto
the flip flop. And he still rocks the flip flop
everywhere he goes, but he's missing all the other toes.
Are you inter you out? It's awful. What I'm gonna
say confidence. I don't want to sound shallow, but it
will be. Like I said, I have an obsession with
good toes, so I wouldn't be able to do it.
(27:43):
It's sad, I know. Sue me out. He lost. That's awful.
My father doesn't have the big toe. He was. Your
dad doesn't have a big toe. No years, I've never
known that. Yeah, he doesn't have a one. What it
was he was caught in the grass, you know, and
like like old school, like lawn mowner I call it whatever,
(28:12):
Sando Sandias like like he was doing slippers whatever it was,
and he went back and then when he when he
went he went forward, and when he went back, it
caught his entire no way. Yeah, he was learning for
the first time. Yeah, my mom saw at all. They
try to grab it to to actually um sew it
stitch back on, and they couldn't do it. Yeah. So
a guy like that, if you had met him later
(28:33):
in life, you would say a deal breaker, just one toe.
I would I would rather, like my mom, he had
it and then an accident happened and while he was
with me he doesn't have it anymore. I don't know
if like meeting him like that, I don't know. And
he's got slides on. But just so now we know
that Eric will never date a girl that only has
two toes. Wow, wow, okay, tons of debt filed for bankruptcy.
(29:00):
I'm out tons of debt amount like a lot the
papers has tons of bruptcy filed for bankruptcy. Why if
she's super wealthy now, I mean, do you I want
to know why she got put in that position? But
tons of debt and bankruptcy like right on her plate
(29:20):
right when I met her. I'm probably this is a
good one. Wait wait, wait, wait, my turn. They have
a cartoon animal tattoo. I'm gonna I'm gonna say their
butt cheek, it's a picture of the Tasmanian Devil or
roadrunner on their buttgets. I don't care wow because you freak. No,
(29:41):
I'm not. I'm not a freak. I'm just saying, what
if that cartoon tattooed thing inks to their body has
a special meaning the Tasmanian Devil, I don't even know
what it looks like, wild coyote, the road runner? What
if they love wild animals? It's not a wild and
I'm talking about cartoons. It's not my pro cartoon. Did
you watching Porto Rico? A Little Cookie, the Little Frog,
(30:06):
the Little Porterrickan frog? Cok, God, you love your country, Homeland,
Patria is always I love it. Being in jail, even
if it's a white collar, like evasion, white collar might
even be worse. Um, if a girl has been in jail,
can you data, yes, your canary, you think it's it
(30:27):
would be very interesting. You'll be fascinated by her story
to do a psycho analysis of what happens pologically. I
probably convinced myself she's awesome in bed and why why
would she be awesome, Like, Wow, this girl's got some
crazy wild side to her. I might be interested in
figuring it out. Interesting, she's in Jeffer something bad and
probably not. Okay, Uh well this is this is easy
(30:49):
one for me. But laughs like Janice from Friends, your
friend dress, your laugh? How did you laugh? Like super,
You're gonna do it, You're gonna do it. Never Here's
that I have a tough time with super loud people
at like a dinner table. If I'm in a group
setting and someone I may have said this on the
podcast before, but oh I started sweating. I get really nervous,
(31:12):
literally sweating, Like if something comfortable loud at my table
and everybody keeps looking at my table, I start getting
super super. Eric is always very sulf conscious about what
people think about Eric. No, that's the truth, because yeah,
we went. I'll never forget where in Miami where no
boy in Miami. We go to dinner with some friends.
One of our friends has some very she had. She
(31:33):
has a very specific, loud, high pitch um laugh. Eric
wanted to die. I wanted to leave so bad. You
wanted to leave and going She was having the time
of her life. Not sad Anyways, d U, I has
had a d U I yea, And everybody makes mistakes.
It's longer, nothing happened from it, and they're not going
(31:54):
to do it again. But that's a really tough one.
What if something happened, What if unfortunately was an accident
and there was somebody died. Doesn't really have a tough time?
You went dark? Yeah? Um, I just couldn't get past
the irresponsibility. Yeah, I don't know what everybody. I got one.
I got one. Somebody who told you they were single
(32:17):
but gave their boss oral sex in order to get
a promotion. And they were single but knowingly gave them
moral sex in order to get a promotion. Well that's
that's more of it's more of a youth thing. Not
for me. I don't see a guy I'm going to
give my boss. No, it's a female boss. You give
her oral sex what you can give a female or
(32:41):
a set. He gave his female boss oral sex so
he could knowingly get a promotion. What about you not
a hard worker? An achiever hashtag on social media? Work
hard drinks? Is it? Will you ever date a girl breaker?
If I knew a girl blew a guy? Would you
(33:02):
ever date a girl that had a sex tape, even
even if it was with her partner at the time,
but it came out. But it was like like in
a very famous way. No, I mean date is one thing,
Like I might screw around with her, but will you
take her? Be very difficult to take her serious released
(33:24):
if she's great, very very difficult time with that one everywhere,
Like we have kids and our kids can now see it.
That's tough. All right, I'm stressed out. Let's take a break.
(33:46):
That was intense, that was fun. I loved it. So
we have a trip plan for supreme break. We want
to take Sabella. I want to surprise, surprise vacation to Hawaii.
But you know that the we've been trying to plan
to go to Wai for three years now, and we
keep something he's coming up with, something comes up, and
(34:08):
then of course this time it's not work. It could
be work, but as of now is coronavirus. So Eric
is not as concerned as me about flying to Hawaii,
but I am because I don't know. It's not as
much Hawaii and Maui and where we're staying, because we're
gonna it's trapped inside a plane for six hours if
(34:31):
somebody starts coughing or sneezing, I am going to have
a fit. And I know me I might go to
the person saying the agronavirus, what it is? Can you
cover your freaking mouth? So I'm trying to avoid confrontation.
So I don't think it's a good thing, and I
feel the good thing. Isabella doesn't know about the trip,
so she won't be devastated. It's a surprise, but I
think we should move it, like I cancel. Puerto Rico
(34:53):
is supposed to go to Puerto Rican April. I'm scheduled
to go to Spain Granada in May. That who knows
that that's gonna happen. So I mean, I'm hoping by
May things are going to go on to cruise. I
don't know how they're going to cruise. There's a cruise
right now. Are off of Hawaii, off the coast, hysteric
hysterics for the reason like I wanted to. I went
to Whole Foods to stuck up right the waters. I
(35:15):
grabbed the last two um bottom cases of water. The
sanitizers were non existent. It is like people are going
but not as over this. Well, now there's a couple
of students that U. S l A that have been
are being tested. The cruise ship that is close to
Hawaii that people are showing symptoms, and now they have
helicopters flying in so have them get tested with the
(35:36):
kid that is a specific test kids. I don't I
don't know all the answers. I know, we obviously declared
a state of emergency in you know, l A County.
The economies falling apart, what's going on. I do enjoy
a lot of the memes. I mean not to book
fly at it, but I mean you've got to find
light in the situation. Like there was a meme this morning.
It had a Corona beer off to the right of
the fridge all by itself and all the rest of
(35:58):
the produce and everything had a mask on it on
the left side of the fridge, and it says in
other topics, this is what's going on in people's fridge.
You know what's crazy and this is a true story.
I'm obsessed with this new um Instagram page called uber Facts,
and uber Facts has this one whole thing on the coronavirus.
(36:18):
It's something like thirty of Americans or something. Actually believe
coronavirus is associated with corona beer. That's it's true. No,
it's true. People aren't buying corona beer. I think we
might have talked about this. Sales are going down because
they're worried, and yes, why are why are American so stupid? Sorry,
(36:39):
Americans listening to our podcast? Listen, I'm an American too,
I'm an American citizen. Unfortunately I am. Um, isn't it
you're joking? No, it's a real deal. This is how
bad this is all becoming. So, I mean, I'm enjoying
the memes. I think it's quite fun. Um, it's scary.
I said that. I said, I'm an American citizen. That's unfortunately.
We um love the land of the Free. That's where
(37:03):
we come here to follow our dreams to live in
the most amazing democracia. So I shouldn't have said that.
I'm blessed as a putto weaken to be an American citizen.
But there's things about Americans that are in sand I'm sorry.
What if it's in Americans. What if it's just people
that are here that Mexicans are having the problem. Mexicans
are still drinking the corona is perfectly fine. I trust me. Well,
(37:24):
I love how Now this ain't you running at hand sanitizer.
You have to find out what the alcohol proof is
that you're drinking, because you can use tequila to kill
the bacteria. There's a release also on uber Facts that
Tito's vodka will not carry you from coronavirus needs to
be at least alcohol and and Tito is like, wow,
look I have I have a sanitizer here kills ninety
(37:45):
nine point ninety nine percent of germs, So this one
is good Staples brand. It's oh my god. We go
into Hawaii, yes or no? I mean at this point
we are. But next week we have to find out
because we have to get like our refund. I don't
want to lose money. If we pull out last minute,
that's gonna be big. It's just something about flying with Dylan.
I'm flying with your mom. Your mom is over sixty five,
(38:07):
she's super healthy, she's great, but she already got influenza
ne morny in Puerto Rico. He's like, you don't want
to you know, you don't want to risk it. I'm
with you. I'm with you. Um, it's gonna suck if
we get sick. Well email us your thoughts if we
should go next week? Here we go. We can get
medical opinions from our list. If anybody from Sabella school
is listening to these, don't tell your kid because I
(38:27):
don't want any kids who go, Oh, it's about I
hear you're going to Hawaii, because she's going to be
crushed if we don't go. It's a surprise. She's been
wanting to go to Hawaii, so this is all for her.
I think we've talked a little bit more uber facts.
What about uber facts I'm looking at I'm obsessed with
the site. This is gonna blow your mind. Okay, this
this is about Netflix? What about Netflix? All right? Netflix
(38:50):
was originally called kibble That it was called kibble. Stranger
Things was rejected fifteen to twenty times by different networks.
The Office is the most watched show on Netflix. And
get this. Netflix was founded in ninete, a year before Google.
(39:15):
How cool is that? I'm obsessed with the site. Every
my work is tired of me talking about uber facts?
Is the bomb? Look like? Yeah? If you start looking
them up. Everything I've seen is is proven to be true.
Man holes are around, not only because circular lids are
easier to manufacture, but also because they cannot fall into
(39:37):
the hole. A square lid could fall into the opening
accidentally if inserted diagonally. So that's why man holds. Listen
to this one business. The Lion King was made by
their b B team of animators. They expected Pokahontas to
be the bigger hit and had their A team work
on that movie instead, and Lion King was much bigger.
(39:58):
Is that interesting? I think underestimate the capability of things.
If you let people under estimate me all the time. Eric,
even you okay, you say so. I mean it's hard
as big as you dream. I got one more over fact,
it's very sad. If Bill Gates spent one million a day,
(40:18):
it would take him about two years to go broke.
And he's not even as rich as Jeff Bezos. Imagine
that crazy over facts, everybody, that's my pitch. We saw
was it Netflix? Last night? We saw that comedian, the
Asian American comedi Ronnie Chang Chang the Daily Show from
(40:44):
The Daily Show. It was very funny on the way
he makes one of America. It's hilarious. It is a
great comedy special. It's so good talking about Amazon Prime,
which is so funny how Americans are so obsessed with
wanting things now, and he's like prime now, Prime now.
We want you know what forgetting now now? It's not enough.
We want prime before. I want you to tell me
(41:05):
what I want before I want it and then put
it in my hand. Because he used to be two
day delivery to day delivery. This is awesome. Listen to this.
Carry Fisher once delivered a cow tongue inside a Ti
funny box to a predatory Hollywood producer who assaulted her friend.
She said, the next delivery will be something of yours
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in a much smaller box. Should he never attack another
woman again? What do you read this on uber facts facts?
That's a weird transition back to uber facts. It's good
to tell you something else. I wasn't listening. I'm sorry
I do that. I tune you out anyways, um Umber facts.
Carry Fisher Baller, that's a rock star mover there alright,
(41:48):
a cow's tongue. I hope that cow was dead already
and she and the cow didn't suffer. Then I would
have I would have an issue with that. I don't know.
I have an Uber facts about lady bugs. You want
to hear that one. This is going downhill, guys, and
I think when we can wrap it up the next
episode of he said, we don't want to hear about
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nature of ladybugs. They have some of the highest rates
of STDs among instincts. No, that's just say Ober Ober facts.
Is that's not everything, Ober facts. There's no STDs in
freaking insects. Apparently there no, no, no, no, no, no,
it's true. Anyways, if you have any comments, any questions,
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