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March 26, 2020 39 mins

Ros and Eric share hilarious stories of a couple who rarely see eye to eye, are stuck non stop with two kids , dogs and each other.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is, he said, with Eric Winter and Rosalind Fantas.
All right, we are We're back with a new episode
from the closet of Can you believe that we were
doing this episode inside or walking closet? Eric bought a

(00:21):
little thing called Snowball Eyes. He's a microphone, So I
hope it works, guys, and I hope we are crisp.
This sound is crisp, and if it's not, it's George's fault.
Oh my god, how's everybody doing? How's everybody? What about
what happened last night? Um? Eric? We wanted to do
a live Instagram kind of like think you right, it's

(00:44):
called Instagram Live Instagram. I'm sorry inside live and it
was such a fiasco. I announced it, I promoted it,
everybody was waiting and then eight o'clock comes and and
we didn't know how to work it out. We couldn't
get on. We as you whoever joined us, so we
couldn't get on for a good I don't know twenty

(01:04):
minutes and were people texting and saying, hey, what's up?
Are you guys? Coming on? Meanwhile, Rosalind's going zero to
sixty as she normally does, panic freaking out like the
world is going to hate us, and she says, I'm
the one concerned about everybody's opinion. She always blames me
and says, oh, and we looked like incompetent, and we

(01:26):
don't look incompetent. You posted like four videos saying hey, guys,
it's not working. I think they get it anyway, So
it was and it was literally like we were going to,
uh just go to bed mad at each other if
that thing didn't work. So thankfully it popped through. But
I did learn something today which was quite interesting that

(01:46):
the reason I guess Instagram has been having these problems
because we heard from a few people friends of our
as it were saying, yeah, we tried to go live too,
and it wasn't working. Apparently Instagram Live, which we all know,
has you know, the usage has increased tremendously with everybody
being in quarantine. But another big problem that Instagram was having,
which a friend of mine Informati about all this, is

(02:07):
that porn uh site or porn stars, porn people were
using this Instagram Live to promote their activities and then
even funnier than so. Instagram has been trying to get
ahead of this, trying to uh, cut bad content or
inappropriate content, I should say, from Instagram Live before it

(02:27):
goes out, because people are making money. But then on
top of this, with the quarantine going on, a bunch
of strippers and such are out of business. So strippers
are using Instagram Live to basically do dances on Instagram
Live and have clients venmo th money. Oh that's how
it happens. So basically you'll say, just venmom me sorted alls,

(02:49):
and I give you a virtual lap dance or something else. Yeah,
So on top of regular people just using Instagram Live
for everything, so much inappropriate content apparently is being put
out there and Instagram Live to make money, and that
money obviously is something that Instagram is not trying to
promote that sort of business, and they're trying to get
ahead of it and take these pages down and stop

(03:10):
these way. So last night he kept saying that we
didn't have strong, a strong connection, and it was it
was just basically going to run and around in circles
waiting for a good connection. So what's what they're screening.
I guess they're trying to screen, but there's a stripper,
but there's also too much. It's just too many people
going on at the same time, and a lot of
it has to do with these Uh. I don't say

(03:32):
it's all strippers, but I'm saying there's a lot of
there's extra content out there due to strippers. How fascinating
that they need to work. So you're cool with it,
then I'm not think I'm just trying to be cool.
Well are you trying to be cool? Either you're cool,
you're not. I think go for it. Strip make your doll.
So another thing that's crazy I've been hearing because of

(03:52):
this quarantine, which I thought my favorite site in the world,
Uber Facts has just said that one of the big
porn sites is now offering a free month subscription for
their premium page because everybody's in quarantine. So they're hoping
that porn What is What is a premium page? I
don't know. I'm gonna answer this very carefully. I've never
been on a premium lize. You have to subscribe, you

(04:16):
don't watch porn. No, I'm not saying I haven't seen porn,
but how many times a week did you watch moren
I actually haven't watched it at all since I've been
in quarantine. Funny enough, so for two weeks. I haven't
watched at least watch a lot of porn. I didn't know.
I don't watch a lot. I didn't know this porn
when you were in high school experience. You need to

(04:38):
watch porn depends how how much I'm getting at home.
Oh my god, Oh my god, I guess you're watching
at letting the world know that you nothing up. Okay,
let me ask you this. Do you think maybe with

(04:58):
all this you know homeschooling going on, is it's like
adult homeschooling watching porn as a married couple? What? What
do you what do you mean learn some things? You know,
some tricks, tactics that you that you need to learn that.
Maybe you do. I don't know what I'm trying to
say something. Maybe what do you think about married people
watching my mom? My mom listens to this podcast. So

(05:20):
what what you're saying? Because she is very conservative? So
you don't watch porn? No, So what do you think
about married couples watching porn? Are you together together? You
want to do it tonight and document our learnings for
the world. Maybe we'll do that, guys, Maybe we'll document
you want to show the reenactacent? What do you want

(05:42):
to do he wants to put up the ass with Whoa,
what do you got to go there? Oh my god,
that was not gonna happen. Whoa. Anyways, that's insane right there,
It's fine, I'm joking. Anyways, the ship you say out
of no where? Anyway, This this podcast should be called

(06:07):
The Real Housewife of the Senses of the Winter Sences
Home should be homeschooling. Homeschooling. Listen, I'm a housewife. I'm cleaning,
I'm swiffering, I'm organizing. I'm obsessed with having everything perfectly
in place. Cooking is a new thing for me. I
do all the cooking. I'll do all the dishes, even
though he's going to say that I don't. I am

(06:29):
a housewif I can't wait to go back to work, guys,
I am dying. A couple of problems here. Yes, she
is cleaning a lot. Here's the issue with Rosalind. When
she cleans, as Rosalind has said on this podcast many times,
she can't remember anything. Rosalind basically thinks by cleaning, she
just puts everything that she sees in her sight, except

(06:51):
for the night stand next to her bed, which I
don't want it show it's not actually everything. She puts
everything away that she sees in her sight and has
no freaking clue where she's put it. So I come
out like within five minutes, and I'm like, Hey, did
you see where the papers are that I said on
the counter? I don't know. What do you mean? You
don't know they were sitting on the counter and I I left.

(07:12):
Her answered, everything is I don't know without even processing. Oh,
let me think for a second. Papers on the counter
I was cleaning. I put them away. They shouldn't be.
They shouldn't be on the counter to begin with. You
should remember where you put things. Oh my god, she
doesn't know where she puts sh I mean nothing so
constantly anything that's left out. I go around the house
and I'm looking for things that I've left out strategic.

(07:33):
Why don't you appreciate that you have a house that
is clean and organized, that you're losing things left and
you lose everything. It takes me a second to think,
and then I go, you know what, maybe some of them.
It takes an argument for you to think. She literally goes,
I don't know the papers that were on the for them,
I don't know. How can I look for something's gonna
sell you something that Eric does. I don't know if
all the ladies that are married, if their their husbands

(07:56):
do this. But Eric cannot see me sit down and
having a moment for myself, because he will find something
for me to do. Like he could be in the
kitchen cooking something and I'm sitting down and he goes,
can you please give me the butter? When he's have
an inch away of the bottom and I I'm not

(08:22):
doing anything at the time. It can I'm not sitting
down staring at a wall doing nothing and saying, hey,
Ron can get me the butter. I didn't say that.
For example, I didn't say that you're doing something, but
you need to make sure that I do something as well. No,
I'm asking for help. Okay, this just happened. Right now.

(08:43):
I'm in the middle of going crazy trying to upload
my daughter's homework to the class page. Brasland sees, I'm
stressed out. It's not working. I'm doing all this stuff. Meanwhile,
I haven't had lunch, I haven't eaten. She claims she's
cooking and doing all these things right, she is cooking
for herself and the kids. I sit there, I'm stressing out.
I'm trying to figure all this homework stuff, and I'm like,

(09:04):
ro can you what are you having? Can you make
me something? What do you want? Something? That she wasn't
look and sound like I'm a lunatic. I actually made
you launch. So what are you talking about? You know
what I'm looking right now, I'm looking. I'm very close
to him right now because we inside the closet and

(09:25):
we have this mic that we both have to be
like face to face. I'm seeing a lot of grays.
Your beard has a lot of beautiful grace. The only
gray here I get my beard, which is the not
one gray on top of your head or nowhere else
but your beerdy, I'll be leave it. Are you want
to be? Are you gonna be one of those gonna
grow this beard out through quarantine? Once through out of quarantine,
I'll probably look it looks good. You look like a

(09:48):
hot teacher, because that's where you are right now, Eric,
Mr Winter, the hot teacher. He is taking home schooling.
So seriously, somebody as to department. I am dealing with
the house, you're dealing with the homework, and you're kind
of cooking. I am cooking. I'm cooking awful, But I'm cooking,
not sharing anything to that. You get like worre cook

(10:08):
you make yourself dessert. You don't give me anything. What
are you talking about now? Nothing? Never mind, you are venting?
So how is this quarantine going for this marriage I've
never had? Like I said on our Instagram live last night,
the best meme which matter way, I'm loving all these
memes during quarantine, like it's my favorite thing to read.

(10:28):
It just makes me laugh. It said, marry someone or
date someone that you want to drive crazy, that you
want to annoy for the rest of your life. And
I said, I wanted the lottery. Quarantine it's literally it
is literally finding everything that oh god, you just find
so many things. We're having a good time and I'm
enjoying being a home school teacher. It's I just am

(10:51):
very type A. As she's made in square, as she
puts you blah blah blah. And all I'm saying is
is I have lined up Sabella's full curriculum. We do everything,
start to finish what she has to do for the
day she takes you. It doesn't go well, you can
always go back to school and you don't have a degree.
On what is it teaching on education? What is the

(11:12):
degree that you get to be a teacher? Education? At
the times of what you want to teach? But my
mom is a school teacher. She was, so I shouldn't
know this. I lined everything up and then meanwhile, Rosin
is always like, Eric, what are you doing? Like settled down?
I'm like, what do you mean settled down? It's like
she can just take a break and go do whatever
she wants to do in school. I'm trying. She takes
her recess, she has her lunch girls at slave. Settled down,
not slave, She's doing school work. I'm joking because at

(11:34):
the end of the day, Rose is like, did you
get everything down? Well? Can you do this? I'm like no,
I'm still dealing with her homework because you interrupted me
ten times during the day. Once again, he is just
caca all over me. You know what, when we started dating,
I said something to you many many times and I said,
you know, if it's that, but run, Remember that I
used to say that to you. I used to say,

(11:56):
you know what about run? I've been running along running
in the treadmail that I that I I told you
to get us. I don't want to have a tread me.
We don't. We usually have a treadmill. Then we had
we had we had a gym at the house, and
then we had a problem with the house. They found
us best as we lost the entire house. We have
to build it from scratch. And now I have I

(12:18):
don't have a gym anymore. We have a gym anymore.
So his mom also had a treadmail that she's not using.
So I said, I need a treadmail so I don't
go crazy. And he's completely against her for weeks. And
guess who's using the treadmil today the direct winter, because
you're full of it. I don't know. I like to
I'd rather run outside and be on a turn outside.
There's coronavirus is not not in the hill. This is like,

(12:41):
I swear to God, this is the one thing. Living
with Rosalind is like living with the news. Check again
he's doing I'm living with a news channel. Everybody like listen.
Obviously a lot of compassion. Coronavirus is a very serious topic,
but everybody kind of wants to escape from this reality

(13:02):
all the time. You know, that's constantly in your face
with the news. Meanwhile, Rosalind thinks she is CNN. She's
in front of the news every single second. She's going
through everything on the phone constantly at all I every minutes, Eric,
guess what I'm like? What more problems at Eric? I'm
your Twitter, listen to me, I'm your Twitter, on your Instagram.
I'm giving you all the information. Is what I would

(13:25):
already know without even looking it up. It's the same
thing every day, getting worse case, different people more. You know,
if a famous person gets it, then obviously it's all
over the news. And do you know what date um
Trump is saying that he would like the quarantine to
be over. What I heard it was like in two
weeks you wanted to give me the where do you

(13:46):
start Sunday? Okay, it's not gonna probably it's not most
likely not going to happen. And even if they're, the
point is we need we all need an escape. I
don't need you const every second telling me the same
thing every fifty minutes, Eric, is what things are? Bad?
Things are bad? As Okay, I need a break from you.
Let's take a little break. Alright, We're back, we are back.

(14:13):
We took that break was much needed. I was able
to breathe, breathin. I love I love you to death.
I just want to break from the quarantine coronavirus news
all the time. So no more an for me. Then
you should usually to be good for your help. Let's stay.
It's not about my god, it's not about being ignorant.

(14:34):
You could look at it once a day. I'm a
little bit of I get it. Listen, I just I
just want to know what's happening. That's and I get it.
I get it, I get it. I will try, I
will try not to obsess over Andrew Cuomo. And he's
breaking news every single day anyway, So what what's happening

(14:56):
this guy? Because the industry is shut down once the
kids are in bed, we have assumed this role of
watching content so and we actually we're enjoining it because
we never watched TV. We never watched anything because we're
so busy, and now we've been able to watch like
what three do you watch the Rookie on ABC? I
don't thanks. It's a good thing you're on the show. No, no, no,

(15:19):
I love the Rookie. You're doing amazing. So when is
that every every Monday, every Sunday, Sunday, every Sunday at
ten or nine Sunday attend Bakfast. Anyway, So Taylor Swift,
you know, she has a documentary on Netflix, documentary called
Americana The Americana, and I believe it's the name. We've
watched a ton of documentaries. Eric, Eric wasn't. It's not

(15:43):
that you're not a fan of Taylor Swift. You just
didn't care knowledge and I can't hearing that the documentary
was actually very good. So I convinced him to watch it.
And it was really interesting, you know, to see her
childhood and the hard work and the clear vision. It
was very impressive. Um, this girl can, Yes, she can.

(16:04):
She She's like the full package, you know, she can write.
It was really interesting to see the process. She will
go to the studio, just her and her producer, no enteract, no,
nothing complicated, very simple, and she would just have a phone.
She writes on her phone. I have no idea why
you'd ever want to be in the music business where
you wanted to be. It is such a crazy business.

(16:26):
I thought the acting world was tough, the music business
might be one of the worst. I mean, the way
talent is treated and told and like to be able
to make money. These labels take everything you have to tour.
You live your life on tour, and I mean music
is one of the most amazing forms of creativity. I mean,

(16:47):
we all can relate to music and put it in
a place in time in our lives. But that journey,
that mountain to climb is wow. You know. I did
a record many years ago called Voting, But again I
wanted to sing so badly. And that was that was
after like Russia hour two on boat trip, and I
was doing really well in the business, um and I

(17:09):
got offered, um this massive deal with Universal that I
passed on because my manager at the time wanted more money.
Funny enough, now that I think about, I'm going, oh
my god. I was like, it's so it's so sad
when when you're ill advised. Anyways, UM, I said, I
want to do it independently and blah blah blah. So
I I financed this whole album and then I went
to BMG Latin and I sold it. To make the

(17:32):
story short, and I had the most incredible times of
my life and the why times of my life because
the music industry is insane. I still believe that my
my record was a Jewel. It was so it's a
beautiful record, but I was like, you know what I mean,
I'm gonna I'm gonna keep acting because this might not
be for me. The problem is you could put out
I mean, this happens on the acting side too. You

(17:53):
can put out great content, but you need people to listen, watch.
It's very difficult to do drive those ears and eyeballs.
It was devastating because I was doing so well and
not funny enough. Like it was so crazy that two
weeks after they signed me, not two weeks, maybe two months,
the whole BMG Latin division of Sony fell apart. And

(18:14):
I was like, what do I do? Like, what do
I do? And I was like, because I'm a go getter,
I'm going I don't care. I'm gonna put out video
and I pay for it. I'm gonna do a second video.
I'm gonna pay for it. And at the end it
was such a headache. Um, it was so sad. It
was so sad. So you know, it's a different world.
It's this makes me think it's all about timing, right,
because you were saying then you went after an independent

(18:36):
label versus a big label, because you were hoping to
make more money, and that seems to be the trend now.
But look at all of the different platforms in way
you can promote your brand now or your music. And
my point is is Taylor Swift always you know artists,
this is what they're trying to go after. Now, these
independent labels where you can really make the most money,
they are a lot more than back then. I lost

(18:58):
a lot of because you were ahead of the curve.
In a way, I'm giving a comment on this. You
were ahead of the curve trying to go independent. No,
I did, but that I ended up going to a level.
I did it independently and then I went to get
distribution through BMD Latin and it all went for ship
and it was devastating. Now you're stripping on Instagram live
trying to make that dollar. No, oh my god, wow wow. Anyways,

(19:20):
highly recommend Taylor Swift Americana. UM. If you're a young
girl with dreams and you're a singer songwriter and you
can play music, it's it's it's almost like um record
business one on one. You know, it's really interesting. The
other one that we saw was Lady Gaga five two.
I believe it's the name. I had mixed feelings about

(19:41):
watching this because I, even though I appreciate she just
gets annoyed with the Lady Gaga because she's provocative. No, no, no,
I don't have a problem with any of that beautiful books.
She looks incredible and documentary she's super skinny. Anyways, Um,
I like her music and I think she's b untalented,
but the constant approach of trying to stay relevant by

(20:04):
having a shocking she said, getting attention that she wants.
When you're so good at your craft, you're you're a
star singer, a star songwriter, a star actress, you're a
great answer. It's like you have it all. Why try
to shock everybody? But stupidity. It's like it bugged me before.
I was like, I love her, I think her music
is great and she's uber talented, but I don't want

(20:25):
to see her like wrapped in meat and it was
such a show. I'm going I just didn't what are
you talking about? It's were great, that's not oh my god,
oh my god. Anyways, anyways, but now I saw the
documentary and I realized, this girl it's incredibly wounded. You know,
she's she's such a such a said exactly, she's such

(20:46):
a sensitive soul that all she wants is love and
it's almost like she doesn't know any better, you know,
and getting attained attention is her drive. And yeah, I
have I have a new appreciation for what she's going
through one her process as an artist. And I always
say this, I love talent, and she's very, very talented.

(21:06):
I think a lot of people may not know this.
If you're I don't care what anybody says. So many actors,
so many musicians, look, there were insecure people, you know,
Like we live in a business where you're constantly having
to get approval in order to get work, in order
to be accepted. If one person says you're talented, another
person says your ship. It's this constant up and down

(21:27):
business and your whole future is dictated by those opinions.
So you know, whenever you're you have talent, it's it's hard.
You have to just stay focused and believe in yourself
and believe in what you're doing. And she does, and
she does, so lady, good for you. Keep doing your thing. Girl.
I'm not gonna be a hater. I'm going to be

(21:47):
a lover. You're awesome. Kevin Hart irresponsible another Doctorseries from Netflix.
Once again, everything's like, I don't want to say it.
I don't think he's that funny. Then I convinced him,
and no, I think I've always thought Kevin Hart is
very funny in his movies. He hasn't always been my
number one stand up guy. I'm a huge Chappelle Eddie

(22:09):
Murphy guy. Nobody like Martin Lawrence. Martin Lawrence is great
to you, but nobody, no, I mean to me. From
Richard prior to Eddie Murphy to Chappelle, Chappelle is the
next one to follow up Eddie Murphy at that level
with that type of comedy. Um. You know, Kevin Hart's
obviously been the most successful with the way he sells
out everything. Um, but this documentary with something else his

(22:30):
life was that journey from literally rags to riches were
so inspiring. UM. Definitely a documentary we'd recommend everybody if
you want to learn about work ethic, especially it doesn't
matter what business you know, but if if we're talking
specifically about the entertainment world, which is so difficult and

(22:52):
you do have to have um work ethic to make
it to that level. Because you know, everybody kind of luck.
You're walking down the street, you're beautiful, you whatever, and
and you at a shot of stardom. But when there's
no substance underneath, um, it's gonna go up and down
very fast. Work ethic is besides talent. He's very funny
and he's very good. His work ethic is incredible. And listen,

(23:13):
the power of the mother. That's what I took from
that documentary the series is when you have a mom
that believes in you, that your dad come on in, Okay,
gay daddy's I'm talking about my mother's. He had a
mother that was laser focused when it came to structure.

(23:35):
So even though he had really shitty the circumstances and
he came from nothing and a very dysfunction of family,
the dad was not really present, you know, and there's
that's another kind of warms. But the mother was all
over his ass making sure that you are going to
become somebody. And that's awesome when you have structure, so
good for you. The same structure, Sabella. And you tell

(23:56):
me I'm doing too much, No I don't. I was
joking when I said that. What I said before, I
love I was joking. I love the structure that that
you have is about. I think it's magnificent. Then you
choose me out behind closed I do, but I still appreciate. Alright.
I feel like we're moving critics right now, but we're
documentary critics. Documentary. It was Tiger King. Let me tell

(24:20):
you something. I have never seen more white trash on
one screen in my life. I can't believe he's so
politically correct. I cannot believe those words came out of
Eric's mouth. If I would have said that, he would
be like, Rod, what are you doing? You're crazy? You
said it, not me. We talked about this a bit.
You can't make these people or these characters up. Yeah,

(24:43):
and look, the message at the end of the day
is a beautiful message about animal cruelty and ending it
and being there and making the change and being the difference,
making a difference and being the change. I said that backwards.
But kudo to Peter for their fight with this guy
and and the things that they were doing. But wow,
is an entertaining documentary through every emotion. And you know

(25:04):
what said Eric, um, If you write a script right,
or you write the premise a treatment for a TV
show um with those elements exactly the elements of Tiger King,
of all the characters and and the and the murder mystery,
and the plots and the dysfunction on the animal abuse.
If you write that and you go to any network

(25:24):
cable streaming and you said I have this show, everybody's
going to think that's too telenovela. You're throwing all the
all the how do you say that? The on the
kitchen sing You're throwing everything in the kitchen saying it's
not believable, it's too much. That doesn't it's not real,
it's not gonna track. Blah blah blah. Guess what, suckers
it happens in. Really, you just described the Tiger King himself.

(25:48):
You're talking about this this dude, I think from Oklahoma
or something like that, I'm not sure. Oklahoma, Oklahoma with
a bleach blonde mullet, wearing glittery shirts, managing two warder
in fifty Big Cats. As a character, he's incredible. He
is a gay man in a relationship with two other
straight men who are now gay for him because he's

(26:09):
giving them a ton of meth and marijuana to keep
them attached. This guy is battling a woman who supposedly
killed her husband who's in charge of a major animal rescue.
They go toe to toe. Then there's a third guy
who is his mentor, who's a full polygamist. He's got
like seven wives, He's been on all these talk Jay Lena,
all these talk shows. He has all these big tigers

(26:31):
as well. The Vegas it's like watching a cult film
with that whole guy's life. You know that, you know
what what I thought? It was very interesting. Anyways, guys,
there's so much to talk about when it comes to
Tiger King that we don't want to give to watch.
Give it all the way you have to watch. The
storytelling is perfection. This two documentary directors um did an

(26:52):
incredible job because they made everybody a villain and a
hero in some way. Like you went in and out,
you didn't know who to like or who There's two
things that I took from a Number One, the animal
abuse in this country is rampant, and it's it's it's horrible,
And there's more tigers in captivity but people own than
actual tigers in the wild, which is disgusting, disgusting. So

(27:17):
if you own a tiger for entertainment of because you
like cats and you want to have a big tiger
f you. And number two, how crazy is the power
of charisma when when people are incredibly charismatic but they're
actually very twisted, that charisma gets them into crazy situation

(27:38):
that people actually believe in them, people follow them, people
want to be under their spell, you know. And there's
so many All of those characters are incredibly charismatic and
they get away with murder and it's insane. That's that's
what we have to be so careful when somebody presents
itself as a little sheep and it's the devil, you know,
it's really really crazy. You will you will laugh, you

(27:58):
will be angry, you will feel bad. This documentary was brilliant.
What is the next one? You want to watch the
next documentary? Or yeah, I love narco stuff all the time,
But the next one we'll talk about. Well, we started
doing something dirty money and the first episode was about
Donald Trump. That's bananas, so we have to finish that one. Anyways,

(28:22):
let's take a little break. Okay, so we're back. I
love reading. I've told you guys. Now we're gonna talk
about books. Why did our podcast trying to like two
thumbs because you don't want to talk about Corona Corona.

(28:43):
You're not bringing up you know what exactly. Then we
have to talk about what we've been doing. We've been homeschooling,
we've been quarantine, we've been dealing with the kids, which
actually they're getting they are getting along very well. Like
people are asking, how do you do with the two
kids at the house? Old times she's eighties two? Um,
dyaling is you're never gonna put on like some sexy clothes,

(29:07):
like some nice I'm not talking about. I'm talking about
because we're in the house all day. I feel like
it's sweatpants and tank tops. It's sweatpants and no no makeup.
And my hair is a man's I'm a man's guys,
right now, I have my my I'm gonna I'm gonna
show my look. Yeah, this is my hair. I don't

(29:27):
want to do my hair. I hate that filter, this
freaking beauty plus guys, let me do what you can't
see my face. I'm so stressed that I'm breaking out.
I've never got pimples ever, I'm breaking out. And this
filter she just said, the filter makes the peples go away.
It's okay to have pimples, everybody. It's filter. Oh my god,

(29:49):
look at a look a picture of me. Shocker, right,
there's a picture of her in our closet. In our closet,
to make sure that I'm reminded, my wife in her
dew rag and sweatpants and filtered. We're back. We've been
recording this whole time. But I wasn't close to the
mic at all. Come on, that party is not gonna work, Eric,

(30:13):
I wasn't close to the mind a sorry, guys. Anyways,
I'm laughing about those you. Oh my god, I lost
I lost it for a second. Get beauty plus beauty
Plause is an app that makes you look beauty. It doesn't.
It makes you look fuzzy, and it makes you look
like a ghost because you're white. I'm not white. I
have olive. Anyways. Jessica Simpson, he has a book called

(30:38):
Open Book. I believe it's the name. I didn't read it.
I liked it a lot. You should read it. You know,
everybody has this idea that she's just dits a girl,
and no, no, no, no, no, guys, Jessica Simpson is smart, efficient, talented,
shrewd um. She outmastered everybody. Basically she is has made
so much money. Um and talking about demons, you know,

(31:01):
this family disruption, dysfunction, rejection within the industry, executives making
her feel like she was less Um. This day that
she signed with Tommy Mottola. Um. The last thing he
said when she walked out the door in victory with
celebrating that she just had this major record deal is
you have to lose fifteen pounds. She has lived under

(31:23):
the shadow, always been compared to Brittany and Christina aguilera
failed first marriage, preacher dad that ended up feeling gay
and battling cancer, alcoholisms. I'm confused. No, this is what
her life. She's been through a lot, guys, and now
she has three healthy kids and their vibrant and a
good marriage and she's living the life and she's in

(31:45):
maturity and clarity. And again, highly recommended to all these
girls that want to be part of this music industry.
It's a very valuable read. The Jessica Simpson book. I
enjoyed it. You know. It taught me so much about
about being a mom, and it's something that I did
a little bit growing up. What are you laughing? Because

(32:10):
it's important to me. Not the Three Day Party Dreaming book.
I've been trying to get you to know that one
right now, That's what I'm talking about, Jessica Sims. I
know if I've been trying to tell you to read
this three day but yeah, let me finished, Let me
finish what I'm saying about journaling. Did you ever journal?
Is that a word? Journal? Journal? My journal? Yes? Did
you ever used to do that? I haven't done it
a long time. When was the last time you did that?

(32:31):
A long time? Where are those those journals? So I
can read them? Would never share with you? Why? Too
big for your brain knowledge? So this is something that
I remember having a couple of journals when I was
growing up and then. But it needs to be a
habit that you develop and you need you need to
love it and you need to love writing. So I
will just do it on and off. And of course
they were like nothing important. But she had a cousin

(32:54):
that passed away in this freak accident. This horse was
going through the street and she was driving with her
boyfriend and they hit the horse and she died. And
this girl was very religious. She was like her best
friend and she used to journal like write every single night.
And she used to pray for Jessica even at a

(33:16):
young age. So that motivated Jessica to start journaling and
she did it throughout her life and that's why she
was able to write this book and be so specific
and it's so compelling because she was referring to all
the journals that she she wrote for many, many, many years.
So encomplishment for as a mom. If you have little
girls or little boys, um, it's a beautiful tool for

(33:38):
them to write, for them to be creative, for them
to recount their feelings and the days and people that
they like, just for them to to have memories. I might.
I might do it. I would love for Sabella to
do it, that's for sure. She's doing a journal right now,
but she doing it every single day. I don't know.
One of her friends gave her a journal for her
birthday and she's writing in it every day. Am I

(33:59):
going to be like my mom that used to go
through all my things and I used to piss me
off that she was invading my privacy? I might do it.
I think it's important. You know, I need you to
read the Three Day Potty Training Book. We are struggling
with Dylan going learning to go. He actually knows how
to go on the party. He's just and he's done
it multiple times. He's just so stubborn. He does it
one day, stops one day. Read the book. I remember

(34:22):
I was the one that read the book for Sabella
got her party was in a day. So if you
read it, if you read it again and know we're
successful at it. I'm the homeschool teacher whatever you need
to be. The potty training teacher. Guys, I don't have
put down the swiffer and that's potty train. He's gonna
get back at it. Jessica, Jessica Simpon's not gonna help
poty train. My kid might call her, Jessic, I gotta

(34:43):
call you about how your three kids. Man, it's like
this kid is so stubborn's when he's ready, he'll be ready.
You know what happens. We try to do it for
two days. We basically try two days. We tried for
almost two a week, and after you traumatize the kids,
I traumatize, Okay, So why actually in the book and
to the point guys that she was he was speed

(35:04):
all over itself. He beat on top of the couch.
He beat all over the floor. He was so much
didn't want to use. He didn't know. He didn't do
that because he's traumatized. He did that because in the
party train book, if you have them wearing no diapers
and wearing underwear on himself, that's normal because he's got
to learn that. And I finish my topic because he

(35:24):
didn't traumatized. He's traumatized. And now what's happening is he
doesn't want to do it, and now he's holding the
PA to the point that his little penis hurts and
he goes my ppers, my ppers, because now he doesn't
want to pee because he feels like we're going to
force him to go to the part. You got to
teach them how to hold it in order to go
use read them, and you're trying to read, Sabella. And
I'm the one that's dealing with the homeschooling. You are

(35:46):
in charge of the Dylan pie train. You wanted to
be whatever he wants, so well, all about Jessica Simpson.
We won't have to potty train the kids, party train Dylan.
Leave me alone. He'll be fine, Like it's perfect. They're
not mess with Dylan is not perfect. Ransom. We need

(36:10):
to work on Dylan's We need help. You gotta take
this series. We don't need. Dylan is amazing, he is,
He's a great kid. But you gotta help me work
with this. I don't know about Simpson anyway, Guys, hope
you enjoy this fiasco of podcast because my husband again
has decided to make me sound and look look, no, no,

(36:32):
no wrong, I'm not making where I'm staying facts me too. Okay,
then I'm not making you sound like anything. I am
staying the facts. Okay. Anyways, next week we are going
to you know what we're gonna do because people really
enjoy the live chat insanity that that we did um
last night, and maybe you'll have some value. Maybe it'll

(36:54):
be fun to do more of those um little lives
we do. We actually want that. I'm glad you brought
that up. It's reminded me. We want to start doing
maybe like a little three minute live chat on Instagram
the night before the podcast is going to come out.
You guys can ask us questions just to interact with
you all. We love interacting with the listeners, so we

(37:16):
want to do this the night before. We'll try and
give you a little heads up at what time. We
won't do it as late this time, either because it
doesn't help the East Coast or the international listeners that
we know we have. Would you stop? You keep He
keeps banging his his hands with on the counter, and
I hear the boom, and then the audience is going
to hear the time because the mic. He's micromanaging even
me talking into this mic. Uh. But we want to

(37:37):
do this little instagram live and then I hope that
that is a way for you to interact with us
and have some laughs. And then we'll go and announce
what's gonna be on the next podcast coming up. Yeah, yeah,
And then before we end, I just want to say
to Eric, I appreciate all your hard work with their
home schooling of Sabella. I appreciate that you might end

(37:58):
up a party training Dylan because of the expert I
appreciate Um. I appreciate you well, thank you. I appreciate
I should follow up with an appreciation for you. I
appreciate you cleaning the house and making dinner for everyone.
Hopefully I become included in everyone when you're making the dinner,

(38:19):
but I appreciate you taking care of everyone with your cooking.
You can't wait from everyone, and I can't. And I
really appreciate the fact that we're gonna watch a little
porn tonight and if you let me documented. No, I'm
not gonna strip, I'm gonna document you watching porn and
see if you're gonna be proud of that moment you're

(38:40):
supposed to. I don't know if I'm be proud of it,
but you're supposed to do stripper dance. I can bend
more you. It's not bad to strip for my husband
on Believable whatever, whatever it takes, whatever it takes, I
love you too. Subscribe to he said am Viho on

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